Little after ten o'clock on news radio eight forty whas on a Tuesday. That means Dave Jennings scours the internet, yes, for possible tools. That is right, the world is full of them. What do I love? Who makes my job easy? When it comes to looking for tools easy? Indeed, this isn't one of those, David Jackass. Let's call this girl Tina. Hi, Tina, thank you for listening. So Tina landed a high paying job. She made her budget and realized she could send about thirteen hundred
bucks a month to mom and dad. She set up a joint bank account and continually sent the money, allowing her parents to retire in their home country. After a year and a half, Tina noticed that two hundred dollars was being transferred out every month. When she asked her parents about it, they said her brother was having difficulties with his budget, so they were helping him out. But her brother is actually a scholarship student who gets a stipend.
He's in London, she said, there's no problem with his budget. He wants more money to party with his friends, So why reduced the amount I gave my parents? Buy two hundred dollars obviously they don't need it if they can afford to give it away every month. My mom called me when she noticed and was yelling at me for being a crappy daughter and sister. I asked her to tell me exactly how much money they contributed to my party find
answer zero. They also tried to talk me out of attending school in Canada. He's in London. I'm not sure how common the idea is and other cultures, but it's a big deal in mind. She went off about it. Tina explained that if her parents don't need the two hundred dollars, she would just keep it for herself, as she has better ways to spend her money than paying for her brother to get drunk with his friends. She said
that I'm treating them like children by restricting how they spend their money. I replied that I was not going to subsidize my brother through them, and from now on the amount they get from me would be eleven hundred dollars two hundred dollars less. The brother called to complain about cutting off his money, She said he was welcome to tell our parents they can go back to work to support your party lifestyle. Am I being a tool. No, call the
brother. You need to go between. Obviously your parents call the brother, say stop taking my money, so you could party tell mom and dad you don't need the money, ain't They just call the man? Right right? Am I wrong? Hear? Just call the brother and say you tell mom and dad right now you don't need a damn money because that's my money. Jerkface. Oh that's a bit strong. That was a bit strong, but jerkface was maybe it needed to be said, though, Yeah, or do
you let it go? It's thirteen hundred dollars a month. You can do without it. You gave it to mom and dad. Would it be better to just let them handle it? No? No, sorry, No, I think she's got a point here. I'm helping out mom and dad. Okay, And if two hundred dollars is going to my stupid brother so he can get a point and little pulp ye with the uh you know I got to go to loo. Well you know. No, I'm sorry. I think there's a point here, do you think? No? Am I wrong?
No? No, I'm with you. I'm just throwing out alternate argument called the brother let the parents off the hook. I can't drink Coors Light. You see, I've got to drink. You got David Beckham meeting, Nigel meeting. Who's the other Robert Trier. I just can't stop Brian songs. I can't stop drinking. Number what the Kaiba points are like? Nine dollars? Now? Says right. My wife went out to play tennis with their instructor. I hate you all. Probably young, too young. Of
course his name is Pierre, No it's not. His name is Francois Oh. And he says, you join me food tennis, And I say, what the tennis? You join me? Forty ten is? I don't know what you're saying. Okay, I takes it? Why I don't it takes it? Will take very good care of your life. You think, what a loser by the way to hit up mom and dad instead of getting a part time job hitting up mom and dad because it doesn't have enough spending money.
But my point was she went out to eat afterwards with her tennis team. How much do you think one draft draft beer cost her? Where was this? I'm not gonna I don't know for one, but in Louisville. Yeah, draft beer is out in the East. I don't know what kind of hell. I have no idea how well it probably it depends. I mean, you can get some of the high alcohol ones might cost you ten or eleven dollars. This was a course light or corse light? Draft were
a corps light family? What do you think? I think it was a Mexican joint? What do you think one course? I well, you can get those goblets eyes on six dollars pint of course lights. Who could do that anymore? Who could go out and drink? I just I was shocked because I never leave the house except for Friday night. I was gonna say,
when's the last time you left the house. That's about right. Well, Friday night we go to Baranos, right right, But I drink tequila there and I got all the prices down most places with your wife and have a couple of six bucks. Jack. By the way, the bear knows over there on Hurstborn has a really good happy hour. Oh yes, they Jack, that happens to be my name. That's prettyamn good. Nick naughty. Okay, just get another new friend to the show. And by the
way, you called, you know why you call the brother. You call the brother because the brother might not know that mom and dad is getting thirteen hundred dollars from the daughter like the parents might have not told the brother. By the way, Susie is giving us thirteen hundred dollars a month, he might not know. He might have just asked, mom and dad, can you hear me out with two hundreds? This is money that allows them to
retire if you want them to work, so you can drink. Oh no, no, no, call him and tell him yeah no, yeah, yeah, sorry. Of course. More than one million people people around the world are fat. Are fat? Yes, you got it. It took a guess, you got it. I was gonna either dumb or fat? A new How many dumb people do you think there? Even more? There are eight There are eight billion people on planet Earth. They think all right,
because you couldn't obviously know how many you think are dumb. Out of eight billion, at least half of them four billion, half got be four Oh yes, at least have you walked down the street lately. Okay, my wife just texted me the joint. I'm not gonna it doesn't matter. That's about right, and it's sure I don't go out except for it's bear knows that's not how much it is a baron. I was way cheaper. It's typically six dollars a pint for a craft beer, not usually for the
domestic. It should be a Does she look and make sure not one of her little tennis friends didn't put their little fou fu beer on her tab? Oh, Pierre, it might have been Jumpierre, you buy from me the beauty before we do. I am here to steal your girlfriend. Would you stop it? Please? Her tennis instructor has listen, she's not hurt his sight. Susan hasn't giggled like a schoolgirl even when she was a schoolgirl. She comes home from tennis so happy. Yeah, whistling, mister physical fitness.
It gets the endorphins going. She's smiling, has a globe about her. She's extra generous. That night's Jamaican walking on the beach, swinging inside. You go for the skoopa? All right, alright, listen. More than a billion people around the world are fats. A new global anal license anal annual. Oh no analysts sorry, anal what oh analysts? Sorry? A new global analyst reveals that obesie rates for children have quadrupled in the last thirty years. And hey, the boy we got a lot of young fats
too. You know, well, uh, what a great job title global at. I know everything you eat in America makes you fat. I'm sorry. It's the most unhealthy food on the planet. And we're supposed to be the shining beacon for the for the world. We have the crappiest foods. Did you see the cheerios? They think there's pesticides and cheerios. Come on, man, the FDA is not your friend. They also said hose water was bad. We grew up on hose water taste like rubber. Really,
nothing happened to you, huh nothing all. I'm perfectly I'm perfectly normal. My brain functions are just damn ah. No, this is my fiance Carl. Oh, he's an analst. No, no, he's a global he's a global analist, global analyst. That's big time. So what's the point of the story. They counted any fat people? Yeah, worldwide, the children's obesie rate has quadruples. That's sad. When you see a really fat child them the ice cream and all this other crap, and I mean,
and trust me, a little fat. Dwight was happy, but he paid the price. To us. The US has the tenth highest rate for obesity. That's it. I thought we'd be higher too. See ahead, the tenth highest obesity rate. When it comes to men, Where do we I'm gonna put this out to you all. We're tenth when it comes to men. Where do you who we are when it comes to women? What obesity among women? We're probably fifth? No, I bet you were no lower on that. What is it? So you're thinking that women are fatter than
men. That's Dave Jennings and Tony. We are thirty six, So I thought thirty six women are taking care of them. American women are obsessed with the o their figure in all that, plus, there's just so many things. Look, we undervalue public shaming. I know we undervalue it. Tell your fat Tony, your fat Kenny story, Fat Kenny. Listen, very look, everyone knew fat Kenny. But why did fat Kenny lose weight and ran his sprints fatter faster, fatter faster Because coach would say, we're gonna
run sprints until fat Kenny is not last. And then fat Kenny's running the sprints going I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Come on, Fat Kenny, come on. As he's eating a chicken lambs he's eating the twinkie, he is eating the tin. How do you know you stink? If your friends don't, go, dude, you smell. Public shaming work right, Okay, peer shaming words right if you're dude. If your kid says I'm a cat, shake the kid and go you're not a cat. Dumb ass, Do
you stink? Or your clothes are dirty? Go clean your damn clothes. It's it's public. It's undervalued these days. I think shank the kid, shake him, shake him. If you tell a little fat kid, I want to shake, you, go, I want to shake. I was gonna say, this is no prison yard, but there are some schools probably too big to shake. Well, ozimpiic Like you know, we always say there's not a magic bullet, but if anything is close, it's ozempic. Oh. Well but yeah, yeah, but then what we don't know.
Listen without failure, turn on the TV commercials, and then you hear this. If you took bayout Wall back in nineteen eighty three, call, yeah, there's always something that comes out. There's no easy fix. Sure you can do it, but if you really really do it, okay, way raise your hand. Okay, David, Yes, swighte Yes, Tony doctor, Yeah, let him in on it. What about may break up?
Nigel Beam, I got the fabulous nippos you already have. Maybe you made this deal if you could have the perfect body and eat whatever you want, but you have to lop off the last five years of your life, would you do it? Absolutely? I'm raising my mind. I am too, five years, the last five years. Okay, I'm gonna quote Tim with you go diet eighty you're gonna die. It's seventy five. If you go to eighty five, I'm gonna quote the late great Tim Wilson, friends of
all of us, So, okay, I'll do in his voice. I asked Tim Wilson one time. I said, because he smoked those reds, marble reds. I said, Tim, aren't you scared? You're gonna have a heart attack and die and you gotta do something? He said, You're right. If I die early, I'm just gonna miss the poop my pantsiers. And if I missed the poop my pants yours, I'm good with it. I don't want to live through the poop my pantsiers. So are there
going to be five of him? Take it? Okay? Dave so you you're saying, no, it's tempting with the five years is a lot. It is two years, absolutely something, because you're not gonna suck for five years. I think something is going to keep us alive longer than we want. That could be. I think us three would be like you know, it's the it's the line from King pen Dave. How's life taking it?
I told I told my wife, Susan Tyler Whitten last week. I'm gonna go to my doctor, not my doctor, but my dentist, Karen Ward. I have this back molar replaced with a molar that I can shatter that has a sinaide capsule. You do not You do not want to die of poison. It is a horrible, horrible death as opposed to sitting to a home, Yes, I do. If I got to sit there and get warehouse and a home, and all I gotta do is have a nurse come in and do X Y Z on me all day and I'm just staring at
the wall. I'm biting the and then one day you cheer on an apple seed. No even better, ironically, apple seeds have I know, and I can't taste it now that SINAI is probably just the apple seed. Unless I had a good friend like Tony or Day. Yes, that could come in, take my pillow and just be Chief. I'll kill you. We do that, I will kill you. Can you do it like Chief? Did it? Even feel bad about it? I actually will feel good about it. Really, I will kill you and feel good about it. We
will be the mother brothers. Yes, if you could, I want to go. You all be Chief and I'll be Jack Nicholson what was his name? No? No, no, why don't we just go to the gorge and I could just roll you off? I want to do that, man, are you kid? I want to fault to my death. No, and just go we all the way home now, I want you to smother me. God, that was the long fault, dude. It was well that's the point, all right. Uh. Speaking of fat people, my
wife and I were fat over the summer. I gotta met you look great, thank you. I fit in thirty two waste inch waste pants the other day and Jackie, she goes give me that dress right there. And if I was in the inner closet and she goes give me that dress right there. It was the dress you wore for a rehearsal dinner in nineteen ninety nine. Did you come out of the closet twenty five years ago, dude, years ago, twenty five years ago. The dress you wore for rehearsal dinner,
she fits in it now. Weight Loss Centers of Louisville nine zero six seventy one zero five, nine oh six seventy one oh five. They call the number or go to Fatlos Kentucky dot com. We've been doing this red light therapy and it's making it really is, we're losing weight. I got an appointment today. I'll I'll be out there today and right now they have a treatment that's five hundred dollars. You can get for forty nine dollars.
Okay, so called nine oh six seventy one oh five right now and say Tony said, I can get a forty nine dollars deal for the for the five hundred dollars treatment. And once you do the red light light bulaser, you'll go back. That's what we did. I fit in thirty two pants. She fit in her rehearsal dinner dress from nineteen ninety nine. Right you didn't have an ugly bi cade for your ugly face. Come on, dude, do what to mean with those slim bodies. Treat yourself to a nice
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them. You're gonna love your shady rays. One real quick note from Loggy Logston and we were talking about how many stupid people were in the world. He says, I'm listening to three stupid people right now. Okay, more on the way, including really in the years than eleven o'clock hour. Jeff Tait from Queen's Right joins the show, lost to get to the news, Ready to wait forty w h as that sound you can't hear on the podcast
is making me feel sexy. But I do want to warn people. And I don't know if it's just this general area, but uh, nobody at the office can log into their Facebook page. Oh, we have been logged out and can't get back in at first, White and I just thought it was us when we went. Well, that's probably accurate. I take it to a virus. You take everything's a virus. Foucy shut up. Oh, yes, he's still here. Okay, all these people could just leave.
She doesn't suggest a mask for our phones or laptops. Time for clicking or skipping. I'll give you some gossip headlines. You tell me if we're clicking on them, we're skipping them? Oh we will. And by the way, let me bring up spot g Off Tait. Yes, Jeff Tay from Queen's Wright joins the show, and Marty Book will have a rant about Iu basketball. Yeah O. Kate Middleton seen in public for first time since mister re hospitalization. Kate milf. She is the Princess of Wales. She's
the prettiest, prettiest damn thing that ever lived out. Let's not get carried away. I'm sorry. Have you seen her? Have you seen Princess Diane? Oh? She blows Diana away, She blew away. Oh, shouldn't be the Prince of Wales if you're that skinny, it says, that's it. Kate Middleton has been spotted for the first time in months, after people
started wondering just when she'd appear again. As we told you previously, the Princess of Wales underwent abdominal surgery earlier this year and spent time recovering outside of the public eye. Now the public can rest easy. She was seen riding in a passenger seat of a car driven by her mother, Carol. I'll take it. We were starting to get a little worried. Yeah, kings right. The guards went in and they said, King Charles, we got new on Kate. He goes, okay, I'm all yours ring the damn
bell camel. What's not about you? Uh? Stop. I'll take the Camilla joke. I don't. I'm not a big fan of hers, but she is. Kate came in with a storm. Remember that at the wedding, her little sister stole the show with that white dressed Pipa ohipa, whoa, you'd be a little bit like a little salt and pippa what's up? Headline. Jason Kelsey referenced Taylor Swift and his retirement announcement. Click on it.
The brother was therese A, the American Royals. Travis, Yeah, Travis kelce was there, and they're both these both these kids, these big old kids. They're both crying like their eyes out. Click on it. Have ever noticed that Travis Kelcey kind of looks like thor and go? Yeah? Emotions, that's true. Yeah. Emotions ran high yesterday as one of
the most popular players in the league announced his retirement after thirteen years. Ego star Jason Kelsey even brought his brother Travis to tears as he announced he was hanging up his cleats. But fans of Travis's girlfriend, you know, Taylor Swift, think they've seen some nods to her in the tearful goodbye quote. It's only too poetic. I found my career being fulfilled in the city of brotherly Love. I know that relationship all too well. Maybe quoting Swift's single
all too Well. It's the second quote though, that seems to confirm the fans speculation if you go above and beyond in this city, you will be rewarded beyond your wildest dreams. Many think that's a nod to her hit Wildest Dreams. Uh, probably not. But I thought for the movie Blues, the best part was where you know, these two brothers went to University of Cincinnati. They were not highly recruited, and when they came out of college,
though, they both got drafted by the same guy. Okay, Andy Reid drafted the Binger brother in Philly, then went to Kansas City and drafted the little brother. And I thought when they were both crying and the moms crying, and he was talking about how they used to play football in the street at their house and how many Super Bowls they had won when they were ten and eleven, Yeah, right, right, right. You know it's
always down to the last play too. It's the last player, right, you never go Okay, they're up by twenty, they give witting the ball. It's always like one second to go. I love these guys. I love them, dude, They're They're just a ton of American fun. Helped me out with this one headline. Megan Marco to give keynote speech at s X s W. Yeah that's south By Southwes. I know that, the south By Southwest, south By Southwest? What was the initials again? Sx
SW Yeah, south By Southwest. What the hell is that. It's a gigantic film festival. It's a big deal. You know they have artists there because I have many films. No, yeah, yeah, I'm sure you do. Yes, Yes, are we? Yeah? Is up to now? Families got a brand new gig is music as well. She'll be headlining a keynote session of south By Southwest breaking barriers, shaping narratives, how women
lead on and off the screen. She'll be joined by Katie Couric Brooks Shields Diversity, Equity and Inclusion consultant Nancy Nancy Wang probably should change your name, don't you think, as well as moderator Aaron Haynes. South By Southwest CO president Hugh Forrest called the keynote the perfect finishing touch to eight days of remarkable keynote speaker. What was the name of the politician in New York that got caught send his pictures of his Oh? Wiener? His last name was Wiener.
It's exactly right. Anthony Wiener would be great of his name was Richard Winner. If you put in a movie, you'd be like, Eah, it was it was cool. I mean seriously, the guy that showed pictures of his joke was named Wiener. Come on, yeah, but if if, uh, if your name is last name is Wiener, is in the move to change your name to Richard. So walk in the room, going, Dick Wiener? How are you? What happened to Tony Wiener? I don't know. He kind of just shriveled up. Oh David, David No,
no, slow clap stop stop. At least he had the balls to get into politics. Headline Jamie Fox may be ready to spill the beans on last year's health scare. I want to hear this man. I like Jamie Fox. He's not only funny and a great actor, but he has won the hell of a musician. But no, who is I mean geez? He is one of the more talented performers. Jamie Fox. Good we may
soon get an answer to this whole thing. The comedian actor was accepting a Producer's Awards Sunday night in La at the African American Film Critics Association Awards when he hinted at when we might know more about his health battle. He says he's going to do it his way, meeting with Humor and Comedy. Coincidentally, Fox teased a possibly return to stand up last week, So could that be the vehicle he's looking for to tell us all? You know, here's
the thing. You don't have to share everything, man, I mean, that's part of the problem with America today is that everyone has to share everything with them. And if you're looking for support, I'm all for that, saying hey, I'm down right now. If you could send prayers, that would be great. I'm all for that. But if it's past and you're back in the workplace and all that, there's no reason to go back and go yeah, I had this issue. Just move on. Many keeps some
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