Oh, after ten o'clock on a Tuesday means it's time for Tuesday's tool. Where we have one tool, two tools, zero tools? I don't know, Dave Jennings, let's answer that question, gentlemen. What do I love when it comes to scouring this planet for tools? Ridezilla's indeed, but this isn't one of those. Oh, let's call this guy Bill, Hey, Bill, thanks for listening, he said. My brother married Cat. Cat is difficult to get along with. In general, everyone in the family has
said some type of drama with her. My drama with her involved her being extremely rude about food that I made for a party. In general, she's just unpleasant to be around. Well, the family has taken a step back from my brother and Kat. We really only see them now for family holidays. My mom dislikes her and avoids her. This is where the issue starts. My brother and Kat asked Mom to pet sit. She told them no.
A large fight ensued. I asked Mom about it. She said, I don't want to pets it because she's gonna find something wrong with something that I do. It's not worth the hassle. So my brother now is calling other people and they're also turning him down. I got a call and he went on a rant about how no one wants to help and how Mom has turned the entire family against him. I was honest. I told my brother,
Mom's not the problem. It's your wife. She's the common denominator with all the family drama and people don't want to put up with her bs. He called me a jerk, and I'm wondering if I'm the tool he married a bitch. Oh my word, you can't say the be world, what are you doing? I'm sorry, it's twenty twenty one where you married a
bitch? Dude, Oh my gosh, Tony. And and look, it's if everyone is in you know, the conclusion is I'm not and they're not even attacking her like look, I don't want to put up with it, right, You're you're just too much. We're done here. He expects the rest of the family to be wrong. It's not my wife, it's everyone else. I don't understand how, guys, I guess I can. It's the power of you know what I don't know. It also starts with a
p yes, and it's not Parsley No. What is whisper it? You know you want cheer to walk up and slap him and go snap out of him and hey, uh it's but am I wrong here? No, not at all. But if you're this guy, he probably knows right deep down he's just defending her. How does he handle it? Say, honey, moving forward, you need to change. See I wouldn't. I'm not getting good on advice in this situation. It's not my arena because I have the
most beautiful, compassionate, most understanding, louder wife. No beautiful tour if you ask me, now, is that a band name? Beautiful Cure? Yeah? Oh man, she's all good stuff. She's driving to Frankfort right now. All right, I got you? Hang on, we get this band ever ever brings up your chewing. I can't. I can't. Oh no, no, she it's soothing. I got I wish I could record her chewing. You could be like a white noise alarm clock. What is
well? Some people like the beach and some people like kidding. He's gonna end up choosing this girl over his entire family and friends. Yep. They're gonna kind of hide out together and pretend the rest of the world's against him. How's your brother doing? I don't know. I'm seeing him in two years. Yep. Beautiful him. No really, So is she just a b word to everyone else but him? No? No, no, no, no, I'm sure she is to him. And he's just he's just
again, he's blinded by the booty. He's probably with these beta males. He's blinded by the booty. You know. It's the power of the you know what, and it just and again. So he is wrapped up like a douche. The craziest ones have that power, trust me. Uh so, yeah, he's he's Uh. That family's done. I mean the other the rest of the family will be fine, but that brother and the new wife bye bye. And the pet sitting thing, I mean putting it could be a young, large dog and it's like, I can't do that for
a week. No, it's not even matter the dog or the cat. It doesn't even matter. The other people are like, I have no problem doing that, but I'm not going to because she'll find something at fault and I'm not dealing with you. Please stop the music, Please stop the music. Separate issue. I mean, if you can't afford the six hundred bucks for the kennel to make me stop the music. Stop the music. The podcasters are like, it's already stopped. It's twenty twenty one. You don't
call them dogs, you call them Canine Americans. Jerks, it's twenty twenty four. Who is it? Yes, well even more, even worse than Americans. So they're offended. He's offended. You were offended. Everybody's offended. Or the Canine Americans are offended. You're canine phobic. Tony's initial advice in that story was actually the title of Lassie's album, She's a Bitch. I'm married, She's a bitch. Well, hey, first and foremost, Hey, it's gonna be beautiful, Sonny. What that means? It means
get your shady rais on what I wore mind or I did too. I always just hadn't it on. Yesterday I was doing yard work after in the afternoon because he got warm in the sunlits shirtless. I almost thought about going shirtless. You gotta quit all the moms or picking up the kids at the school. You gotta quit. I didn't want the girl the moms in the to start reckon. You gotta quit cutting your grass in the speedo. Dude, Oh no, I think that's I'm doing everybody a favor, just to
your backyard. All the other husbands are getting jealous and me and then the work boots. Yeah with black docks a village person. But what you know what else? The only third thing I'm wearing your Shady Raised, baby, you should be wearing your shady rays to their idiot proof. If you lose
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wonder how many employees actually do wash their hands. Name that band that was Rockwell It was Michael Jackson's cousin. That's not true, it is. That's why he's singing on the background Rockwell League. Yeah, I always wonder what feel like somebody's watching me doing really good, Michael. If that song, that song came out today, they'd be like, ah, this song is promoter stalky. Can you believe the toxic masculinity is My teacher's cousin's friend was
stalked ones. So that's triggering me with this saw. I like when I didn't actually know her. I like when people get married and they use the police every breath you take. Yeah, you're not getting away from me, honey, stalker. Well, I always feel like somebody's washing me. That's gonna be the new theme for restaurants. I always wonder if employees actually do wash their hands when you see employees. Of course they don't. I suspect
some of them might even just run the water. Make it sound like they are. It's not like you do that. I do do that. You said do do after I do do? I just run the water. I stand there and run the water, and then I'll just take the towels and I'll rustle them about in my hands. But if you're doing that in your restaurant, employee, things are gonna get tougher to do that, because now
they're going to start using a device. It's a hand scanner. Here's the story a New York tech startup called path Spot as in Pathology, has developed a hand hygiene device to better protect employees and customer on food based businesses gloves. No. I like this idea. It is described as like a hand washing wide detector. And here's how it works. It's already being a black light. Yeah, there's ten thousand food service locations worldwide, including Taco bell,
RB's, and shopped restaurants that are trying this out. Within two seconds, the device can I identify any residual contaminations on the hands using a I don't I can't pronounce it. It's just some kind of technical light. But anyway, it's hospital grade technology. It can instantly detect if you're hands are not clean, even beneath your fingernails, which is gross, if you're wearing jewelry or around the knuckles. It picks up on the viruses like E.
Coli, Simonella, hepatitis, a Listerian more. People could very diligently wash their hands and still fail the fingernail thing right. Also in this is going to be a code the employee will have to enter. It's you know, individual code. The system will track who's actually washing their hands. And who is not. I'm all for this one based I think it's enforced. Okay, you see, it's more important for the cooks to have this technology. The waiter. You just put the plates on the thing and you run it
out there. You're not really dealing with the food. Yeah, they're putting it. I don't know. I think it's everybody involved. So the device uses just UV rays right now, it's a special kind of light. But the u V is you know, it's a special kind of light that's ultra violet. Even you mentioned black lighte you guys ever see that that comedy sketch of British comedy sketch where a bunch of police are in this c hotel room and they got the black lights out there. They're looking for fluids and a
female detective shows up a little late and they'll turning what. She goes what, and then she's got splotches all over her face out of the black light. That's awesome. I never ever ever watch any of those investigative reports investigates hotel cleanliness. I'm not doing it. I want to enjoy staying at the hotel. You son of a What do I care if somebody's DNA is on the comforter or I'm gonna roll around it in some people, you know, I mean, yeah, but have you ever pulled back the comforter and saw
a curly one there? Yeah? Or am I just imagine it from a super hot girl? That's when I would normally miss Dave. It's say, take fifty cents out. Okay, you're up a dollar today, sham. Yes, thank you for keeping up. So yeah, so the cooks really need to use this more than the way eight staff. But you know it's important, and yes, you're correct. Some people said, like I worked in a bunch of restaurants, and they said, if you work for a
restaurant, you will enjoy restaurants anymore. No, I still love restaurants. You won't enjoy people, but more. Work at a restaurant or any kind of customer service for two years and you'll see the real I did. I only one time chased a table outside in the sidewalk to give them their three dollars tip back. I'll go say, you ever do the thing when you
throw the I said, well, you need this. Apparently you need this more than I do, because it was my It was one of those nights to It was like a Wednesday, and my first table was like a hunt. They were ordering ribs and all this, and I was like ringing it up and they were like what is that. I was like, I got a seven top. They're ordering ribs and steaks. My first tip is going to be out of the gate. I thought, this is going to be
a great tip. It was like one hundred and fifty dollars now nineteen eighty nine. That was like that was a lot of money, and I thought, oh my god, this tip's going to be huge. They three dollars and the change it was like three dollars and like twenty cents. This is not a reflection on other wittings, but I have a cousin that took a cab in New York and the price was like twenty one twenty five. Gave the cab driver twenty dollars to keep the change. When he's walking, he
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choose. You want? You want to read a couple? Yeah? Why not? Okay, let me get take us through the list, not to the title list, touching Evans chest no bald Connery, No bald Connery, Swinger's gone wrong, puddle of goo, I don't mind. Puddle of young girl. Can you isolate that for me as a band? Young girl? Eyeballs? And we'll do one more, the last one. Just remember some of these John Boll in the ice holes, Yeah, that would be us.
John Boll would be the demanding lead singer. How about this? Yeahody else? And here's the thing. You would show up for band practice and you just start talking about John Bow behind his back. But it wasn't behind his back because he's disguised as an amplifier. I knew it. One more, No, two more, Tyrosie honey fingers and biscuits and bandits. That's biscuits, biscuits and bandits. That's a fact I don't know better than being
a biscuit bandit. What about the poetry colons? Poultry colins isn't bad. Yeah, the poetry. No, it's the poetry colons or Johnny Chicken and the poultry colons. There when we uh, we're gonna play reeling in the years here in a minute, but stick around. In the next half hour. We'll have a story a gun related incident in Green Bay, Wisconsin by a man name Aaron Jones. Nope, De's Nuts coll that's right. Oh man, Hey guys, let me ask you official name. He changed it
to D's Nuts speaking of these nuts. Yes, hey, guys, let me ask you a question real quick. When you get off work, are you going home? Are you active with your family, enjoying life, or you're going straight to the couch. It used to be I used to go straight to the couch, and some nights even worse, I would go straight to bed after I got off work. It wasn't fair to me, and it wasn't fair to my wife, Susan either. I wanted to live life, and now I am, twelve years later, I'm never going back to
the way I used to feel. What was my secret testosterone? My testosterone numbers were plummeted so low, and chances are yours are as well. Do you get a fog in the middle afternoon where you can't think straight, or maybe you're just tired and you want to take a nap. All of these are signs of low T. I want you to go to try statemenshealth dot com. Take the low T quiz. It's about ten questions, all yes or no, and maybe take you a minute, minute and a half,
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I love the way I feel today. I think you will too. Go to try Statemenshealth dot com and make your appointment today. Stick around really in the years with Dan Schwartzman. Want to know this week bench it's right. There's no way we can lose now. Please don't be the sixties. Dave News Radio eight forty w h A s britt recking ball. I remember when we were kid, we didn't have a food eat mom. Daddy should send us to the construction site where there was a wrecking ball and you see cheap
off someone that metal from the wrecking ball will make ricking ball soup. Here's a song called wrecking Ball and Daddy, why is there a naked girl on that wrecking ball? Because that's what Molly Shyers I like, Molly Cyrus. All right, sell your pictures Monday. This is a pretty good song. He know what the song it's about, though, wrecking Ball. No, it's about when they demolished Uh, the metal Lands, Ah, really on
the wrecking ball? Yeah, this is the metal Lands talking. And the Metal Lands was built on top of a Jimmy Hoskin halfway yeah, which was a garbage dump. Well, the thin jerseys at garbage dump. We will be giving away Bourbon and Beyond tickets this Monday at the Monday Marathon presented by carriage Ford. Carriage Ford, It's best by a country mile. Can we give away Marty book too? Just for we can give her tickets and Marty Brook, like Marty Brook will be your chauffeur. And that's what we need
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beyond tickets we give away, but we've we've got plenty. I think you got to know a phrase that pays That could be oh, I know that music. It's this this day in history, so let me go ahead, pull up. But no, it's all to think myself is a history buff. All right. Uh, let's see what happened this day history history history. It was it was today March twelfth, nineteen twelve, that the Girl's Guides aka the Girl's Scouts were formed in Savannah, Georgia by Juliet Gordon Lowe.
And they've been terrorizing you at Tiger stores since. I'm just kidding. I love my Girl Scout cookies and support the boxes getting smaller and smaller. Excuse I beg your pardon. So, so, my daughter was a Girl Scout, my mother was a Girl Scout leader, my wife was a Girl Scout leader. By three sisters were Girl Scouts. I don't think I think this is my personal opinion, but I think they're more concerned about selling cookies. I are because why would girls want to join the boy Scouts if the
Girl Scouts did cool stuff. Well, here's the thing. I tried, little fat Dwight tried to join the Girl Scouts. They denied me. That's why I wound up being a campfire girl. But out of all the campfire girls, I could eat the most s'mores out of any body. Take that. He didn't finish second in that one. No, it was today, March twelfth, nineteen thirty three, President Franklin. Let's just call him AFTERR. That's better, right, Franklin de Leonora Rosa. Well, yes,
we are better. FDR's fine, Yeah, yeah, sure. FDR conducted his first fireside chat. Oh the radio broadcasts? Yeah what year? Nineteen thirty three, thirty three? During the depression. Here was not a lot going on. No sit around the fire. You hear crackling and popping. Sit around the fire. What do you got for dinner? I got an Apple corps. They we're having water soup. I'm eating my shoes. Oh you got an Apple Core, i'llsok. I got his apple seats those yes,
SINAI. It was today, March twelfth, nineteen eighty a jury found John Wayne Gasey guilty of murdering thirty three in Chicago. We actually had the detective on one of the more fascinating interviews we've ever done it. I'm still friends with him. I got to get him on for his execution. Would you watched a documentary? It's pretty crapy. I didn't realize how normal he was, but it was before because he was doing this and none of the
police departments and I'm not talking about in the next town. It's like Linda, let's say Saint Matthew's police wasn't talking to LMPD right like they were that close together, and none of the police departments communicated. There was no Internet or computers or anything like that. They weren't connected. But the creepiest was he was burying him in his own in his own house, the cross space, in a cross space, and the detective says, I know what rotting
flesh smells like. So they thought it might be him because they had some tips. So he goes, he goes, can I use your bathroom? So Gasey says, go go ahead and use my bathroom. Well, the furnace kicked on when he was in there using the bathroom, and the guy said the smell of rotting flesh came through the vent and he goes, I knew exactly what that was. And they found twenty thirty whatever it was. The detective on that was a Rafael Tovar. We had him on the show.
God, this is when we were six to eight. It was years ago. I got to book him again because the guy's absolutely incredible. Remember how fascinating that the interview was. You know what, teenager got away? The wrestler, the wrestler, the high school wrestler got away, but didn't tell anybody. He said, they didn't tell anybody, No, he didn't because he was ashamed. Yeah, so he yeah, he said, he goes, I hit him with a blast double. He goes, and yeah,
I love wrestlers. He goes, hitting with a great blast double and he goes, double leg. A double leg took him down, he goes. Our coach always said, where the head goes, the body will follow. He goes and moved his head down, and he goes, and I got the cuffs on him, right, And that's the thing. He was cuffed. Yah, and he got out of the cuffs because yeah, you let him out. Clowns are so pissed at Gains right. By the way, I've got to do an update here. We all know Michael Bennett.
I wonder if Gate when Gasey pulled up to like a family reunion, if him and all of his family got out of the same car. We all know Michael Gennett Bennett right, Yes, radio show on our sister station. Yeah, just the tip somebody has hacked his Twitter or x account and posted his obituary what that he had died. Apparently this was false and it was only confirmed up to a couple of minutes ago. Some of the people that are very close with him in this building were freaking out. Oh my gosh.
I saw Michael Bennett and I talked to him just like three weeks ago. He's fine, Well, let's go call Bennett is fine, Let's go ahead and honoring you want to do the show. Yeah, let's do the let's do the ugly for him, Let's do the So what is the goal of someone doing that? Uh? And it's just random? Like why would you? You might as well just missus mcgilly cutty, the third grade math teacher. You hacked her account and claim she was dead. I mean, Tony Bennett, I get. I wonder if they did it to me,
if people would just say about time. Uh yeah, I think people would say, you get a lot of likes problems you did you get this one? I'm sad, but I'm Susan would be detained, like when I die, She's getting detained immediately, and then turn loose quickly. I want let's say you walk out of here and lock up. Uh, I wanta I gotta have a an autopsy, like to find out everything that's wrong with you with me? Yeah, I want to cross section of your brain. Can
you imagine if they do my brain? Imagine the tok screen That's all I'm talking. Oh, the tok screen chart? How How was how was he walking around? That's what I want to hear the autopsy. Guy, I don't know how this person was walking around? Remember remember when we we'll just leave this somebody gave us a bottle of something to try, and you said, oh my gosh, it was the worst they ever felt. I couldn't do anything, I couldn't function. I'm like, I didn't do anything to
me. Remember that? Yes, us another one? Okay, it was today in March twelve, nineteen eighty nine, my favorite year. By the way, the World Wide Web was first proposed by Tim Bernards Lee. Well, the term internet and web are interchangeably. They're actually different. They're two different things. The Internet is a global network of computers invented by Al Gore. I'm just gonna say this story sounds false, just like the Michael Bennett
is dead story. The Internet is a global network of computers that are able to communicate with what we know what the Worldwide Web is, and they can and they can tell you where the path of totality is in the middle of the day. In the middle of the day, however, the web can go all the way back to the sixties, it says, do you just remember the audio from the Today Show when they're talking about when is the at
changed everything? It ruined the world By the way it ruined the planet, isn't the Bible say it doesn't say the Bible says something about mass communication like one. They don't know. You just argue about what the ad sign is. I got confused. Here's the Internet talk porn machine. I thought it. What this holds? It's a porn machine. No, no, no, you're you're making a joke. Yeah, but in reality, eighty percent of the Internet is still porn. I would say it's harder than that.
No, I heard eighty I think that. By the way, it was nineteen ninety four. I'd go back. I push the button right now. Oh, I push the button right now, and go back to that technology out of time because and the last two stories are depressing anyway. So let's just go ahead, and who do we have. What's happy? Is Tony's Wait, let's talk about wait in a second. Here, High Tower Men's
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