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I'm supposed to have Matt Sanders here, l MP, Matt, I'm gonna that's pretty busy. I'm getting a text from Matt Sanders. Yeah, dear Tony Dwight, I'm too stupid to show up on time. Well, well, man, they'll be so hard. Yeah, what are you doing? Many, Matt's gonna come on because we're gonna talk about man. L and P was not playing during Derby week. They confiscated nine cars and motorcycles this weekend. I'm because of those stupid when they call those not street races.

But I'm gonna do a wheelie on the waters sitting look at me? What was it call? Hey, everybody, I need attention. I need attention. Let me do a donut in the middle of the street racing. Well they do the donuts and all that. Dumb asses their dumbasses. So nine cars got cooking and all kinds of cooking. Yeah, taking him all right, we'll talk to him when he gets in here. Here's if he gets in here, you know, might have gotten distracted. I got some news

here. Mama Cass choked on a ham sandwich. Okay, that's the story. Because the daughter is fed up with it. She was she's fed up with it, and she was like, I have been fighting this for fifty years. Mama Cass did not die from choking on a ham sandwich. Yes, so she has been fighting this thing, and she even she references movies

have made fun of it. Remember Michael Myers as Austin Powers. He was joking about how people died in the late sixties, and you know they said, you know from this, this, this, this, and Mama Cass ham sandwich, and like everyone laughs, she says, none of that happened. She didn't touch the ham sandwich. Right, She had a stroke and she died, right, she did not. So the daughter has been fighting, as she was, like, enough is enough. It's been almost a

half century. Can we please stop? No, you can't, because its already out there, just like the Richard Gear story and the Rod Stewart stomach pumped story from the seventies and all this other stuff. It's folklore, but it's funny. Quote there was a ham sandwich, but she didn't eat it and she didn't choke on it. So enough with the jokes. I think that maybe Big Ham has gotten to her and said, look, you need to rewrite history for us. Well, there's nobody more dangerous than Biga.

No Big Ham goes after everybody. Well, millennials. I talked to Joan Donker about this earlier people in the age of twenty eight to forty three. They're now taking on a new pet. They're buying chickens, their king chickens, are not eating in them, but raising them. The millennial love affair with keeping chickens as pets has actually grown into a thirty billion dollar industry. By the way, millennials are thirty years old. We're not talking about gen

Z just twenty eight to forty three. Just forty three. Yeah, millennials are forty years old. Okay, there's no excuses here. Look, if you want a chicken, have a chicken. But people had chickens, and by the way, you could have chicken in your backyard. I mean it was up till the sixties people used chickens in their backyard, like I can have a hen house in my backyard. In Saint Matthew's my uncle that just passed. He lved next door to a guy and he had chickens and more

importantly, roosters in a coop right next to his bedroom window. So everyone around about four thirty or five there, they would go. Well, I practically grew up in Key West. There was not a house. There wasn't one house in key West that didn't have chickens. Like every yard you walked into you just had to step over the chickens because it was great. Look they My sister had a coop with like fourteen chickens in it, but she didn't. Man, you can't eat them any eggs? Is it all chickens?

Does you have? No? You got to have a rooster. You have one cock? Yeah, that's right. It's a lot of work. It is for a lot of work, it is, but it's guaranteed source of fresh eggs. I wish I see I had that. Okay, but they dude, you can't eat them any eggs. Bro, I could I ate twenty a day, that's true. I see, I would be good

with that. Hal Lawton is the CEO of Tractor Supply. He says chickens have been the new source of growth for the company over the last five years, and think chickens have become the new third pet out there to cats and dogs. Stupid they name them. You don't eat dogs or cats, you eat chickens. Some people eat dogs. What do they name the chickens? Why wouldn't name mine Clucker mccluckerson or something like that, right, or doctor Klucky. Whre's how I would name them? Breakfast? No, no,

man, you don't eat the chicken. You use them for their farm fresh I would name I'd call me Rick. Chickens aren't loving like all the chickens. I would get female names. Yeah, but the cock, I would call Rick Rick the cock, Rick the cock. Yeah like that. It's fitting. See that's where the cock of the wall came from. I think. So thirteen percent of American households now own eighty five million backyard chickens. That's an average of five chickens per owner. Ninety percent of the caretakers are

actually millennial women. I wonder if they walk them. Millennial women like the loneliest women though, to have like five chickens on chicken leashes and you walk them down the sidewalk. Yes, I'm independent, I'm independent. I don't eat a man or a child. And yes, I have fourteen key chains, but only three keys. And I have four cats. And you know what, my cats give me all the love I want. I'm not lonely. I'm not lonely. Twenty percent say that they care for the chickens with

health issues that have special needs care. So now they get a chicken pet. Was they get a special needs chicken? Like something might be wrong with his pet their special needs? Uh, you know if they have one leg one leg or maybe no no, one of them might have bird flu, you know. Oh, shut up, you gotta put ointment on his little chicken. But oh, chicken butt, that might be a uh could you I call you back. I'm put an ointment on my chickens. There are

a lot of work. Don't think that you can have the chicken coop in your backyard in Saint Matthew's or Jaytown. Dude, It's it's tough. It's hard work. I'd love to it's not that hard. I wouldn't think you go out there. He throw some food in their cage and make sure you're water. Maybe you talk to him, you know, five ten minutes a day. See your problem. You have a wolf in your backyard, well, obvious name is m I would have to put them up on top of

the fence or something and give them shade. Eighty two percent you talked about the work of the chicken. We auditioned one of three sitters that will be working in tandem while we go to Vegas to the Rolling Stones to watch Lemmy. Not one. No, we got with my brother Kathy, and her

name's Heather Minor, no relation to Terry Miners. Eighty two percent say they hire chicken sitters when they go on vacation or if they're even gone for the weekend, and then twelve percent actually let the chickens live inside their house. You know the story. When I was I think it was eighteen or nineteen, I lived at Hunt Club Apartments on Old Third Street Road. The landlord will never forget. Oh you want your deposit back, mister Whitten. That's

that's funny. You owe us thirty two You always thirty two hundred dollars in damages. So I went to go get a rat to feed my python. And it was after Easter and they had thirteen baby chickens. I said, how much of the baby chickens? Something ridiculous like twenty five cents each. So I bought them and I just bought it back a chicken feeding. For probably about eight months we had chickens just running in the apart. I am chicken doodo on the carpet. No, I mean because mentally you were a

four year old at that time. Well, we would have they were all chase a pencil. If you pulled the pencil across the shack carpet, they would all chased it. So we would have chicken races. Do not do the chickens, man, I don't. I would like to people think it's yet. Have fresh eggs. We've got Okay, let's see how I may fish eggs come? How many eggs does a chicken put out there? Now? I will tell you that the eggs that you buy in the grocery store

or at least thirty days old. I mean thirty days they said, can you can hold it up to the light. And by the way, eggs can be sitting out on the counter. You don't need to refrigerate them. So in Mexico, when you go in the walmarts or whatever, they're just sitting there. They're sitting in the miliow because there's a film from the chicken. They put a film on it. They give birth to it, and

the film of on the egg shell keeps it fine. But when they wash it, that's why you have to keep it refrigerated after they wash it. They washed the egg and now you got to keep them refrigerated. But dude, people would be eating chicken eggs forever they didn't, uh made Johnny from the News is, so, how many eggs does a chicken make a day? One? Yeah, the same as my refractory period. It's twenty four hour turnaround. I was just gonna say that the American and German and Japan

are the only ones that refrigerate their eggs because of the pasturization process. Correct. When we lived in Germany, they were just sitting right there around Yeah. Yeah, of course the yolks are like bright orange. And now my sister again had fourteen chickens, and she would give us bags of eggs, and I'm telling you, you could tell the taste, how body you can.

Our first our first landlord in Germany lived on the first floor below us, and they had a chicken coop and she would Saturday mornings, I'd open up the door and there'd be like half a dozen eggs right there, and I'm like little breakfast somebody, I'm going to chickens. What's better? Who has better prices? Uh, chickens or us or chickens, chickens, chickens. Oh what about nothing but chickens. Go to rural King chickens. Chicken

chickens is was sold. It's undernew management, so prices or Skyrock. They fired everything, they fired everybody. I'll go to nothing but chickens and get sold. I named like. I named my chickens like like I like, you know, Colonel Sanders. One of them is named Popeyes. One of them names General Zo. It's fantastic. I know they respond to it too. Chicken, that's they're food. They're not friends. There's friends and then there's food. Your dog is your friend. A chicken you eat. They

could be both. You can have a you have a friend you're in the Asian countries, then your your four legged friend is also possibly you could have a you can have a friend that's also food. I think. Have you ever seen someone grab a chicken, throw it up on the wood stump and take the hatchet and go fump cucumbers and you watch that chicken take off with no head and blood is spurting out the top of it, and that chicken is running across the yard. I've ever seen that. You can be a

great grandma used to do that all the time. You could be friends with food cucumbers of food. My wife finds other uses for less as well. You might say it's her best friends. The Shady Rais Shady Rays. Baby, I love my Shady Rays. You will too, and you're especially gonna love them when you use code Whas in store at the Oxmoor Center online at Shady Rais dot com. I'm want you Google, not Google. We just go to a Shady Raised website right now and check out the new lagoon lenses.

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Rays dot com or visam in the ox More Center, uh More. In just a bit, including Joan Don and I don't know if we're gonna play really in the years or not. We may we'll see, Yeah, we'll play it. Oh, he's got it. He's got it, so it's on the way. And then Matt Sanders, thanks for stiffness, all right, reeling in the years. You guys nailed it yesterday. Day will be

back tomorrow to take over. But since then I will I will play the music and make you all guess what year these charted in this week and this week in the nineteen eighties. Oh, that's my decade. Here we go. Joan Donagher from Bloomberg money minute, you're pretty good at this. Jones, You're good. You, you're good. You. We'll see all right on the decade. I'm okay with the eighties. Eighties is good. You're good. Donaga, you're good. Than the Tide is High, I've got

this at eighty. Yeah, that's really early. You're right, nineteen eighty for that song. Just you are correct? You really you named that song in like two notes. You yelled out, Blondie, the tide is high. Ask my wife's birthday. I want to get through the lyrics. Thirteenth. You don't know your life birthday. I actually gotta look it up on our Facebook every year to make sure I'm not Oh my gosh, that's horrible. It's it's twelve. It's not the thirteenth. Or wait, here's another

one from nineteen eighty something. Hang on, there's an ad. Give me five seconds and we'll figure this out with the nineteen What are you all guessing right now? Nineteen eighty I gotta go eighty yeah, eighty yeah, nineteen eighty. Well, Rabbit, Eddie, Rabbit, love a rainy night, love, a rainy dwhitey love, a rainy dwight. I love to watch the light. Notice the temples as the same temple as you wish your wipers hear that? Oh yeah, it does. Eddie remember him? Yeah?

You know what, that's a stage name. You know what his real name is. No elmer Fudd, No Eddie Hausenfeffer. That's not mister. All right, all right, you're on the nineteen eighties here. Let's see how you don't like Eddie. Oh that's a Neil Diamond. The Love of the Rocks ain't no big surprise. That was a remember that movie that came from that was a terrible movie, Big Rocks Lies. Well, he had great hair. I'm looking at you right now, boy, what's it? Great

hair? We all had pretty good air. Yeah, back in the eighties, we all I'm gonna give you one more, Tony, and I still do Jonan Donager thanks to We Grow Hair Indie. Well there you go, absolutely give you all right, we'll see if you can get this one. You tell me Hungry Heart. This might have me might push it to eighty one, but I still like eighty. I came out originally eight nineteen eighty. Yeah. My father had a big toe that got infected and we chumped

it off and we hit it for dinner. Here's Hungry Heart right up to the post there, Dwight, good job, man. I didn't even sound like Springsteen. This is on the River. The River was eighty I remember when I remember when it came out. It was you know, it was a big hit, and it was everything that he did. You know, you could just he had that progression. It just like him. It's just all right, your like could said for nineteen eighty eight. The River came

out in nineteen eighty eight, nineteen eighty. Yes, Hungry Heart and the other songs we played were the top ten songs according to me TeV in nineteen eighty one nineteen eighty one. Other songs were to use billboard. Well every other songs passioned by Rod Stewart, every Woman in the World by Air Supply. Uh, just like starting over John Lennon, These Guilty by Barber streisand these are all nineteen eighty one. Joe and I still would win to eighty

even especially on eighty especially with John Song entered the chart. Double Fantasy. Yeah, yeah, they entered the chart in nineteen eighty but they were still top ten in nineteen eighty one. All right, tell me Joan Donagher what you think about what's going on with the market today. I haven't looked at it within the last twenty minutes. Where are we? Eh? The moves are small, but they were mostly on the up side. Of the NASDAK

just turned negative. Investors are deciding how much further they can push the rebound from last month's sell off. So the games range from a tenth to a third percent. The NASDAK is off a tenth of a percent, the Dow up one hundred and fourteen, the NASDAK down twenty two, the S and P up six. With the news radio eight forty wh s Bloomberg Money Report, I'm Joan Donagher, No, I don't know. J Giles, is that eighty one? Also? That was eighty one, wasn't it or eighty

No, this was eighty one because Centerfold came out before this. I thought hungry Heart when I thought because you were on eight nineteen eighty the entire time, and I thought Harvard came out in nineteen eighty. Let me google that real quick. I just say, no, no, no, it's not when they came out. We know that what songs charted night in this week nineteen eighty one. Okay, dude, nineteen eighty. The River came out in nineteen eighty, all right, yes, but songs charting top songs charting

today in nineteen eighty one, wonder the River hit. He doesn't trust me, Rick doesn't trust me? No, why would I ever trust you? Do I've known you thirty years? R No, no, no, that's true. I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at Rick, Rick. Why don't you trust me? Well, see, that was a program director back in nineteen eighty, and I played those songs, and those songs charted in the latter part of nineteen eighty. So that's why nineteen eighty kind of

stuck in my mind as the year for all those songs. Okay, Rick, it's our show. You need to calm down, man, I'm just commentary commentary now. You know what Rick is, all three of you all were so all in Nay. He was just like, we're so perfect. Nineteen eighty Rick, you and I were gonna get together during the break and we're gonna do some investigation. We're gonna do some rod overa stuff. It's one thing for me to be off, for Rick to be off, but

me, Rick and Joan Donagher are all three to be off. Oh so it's got to be the guy that answered the question. Well, in my mind it was still nineteen eighty Yeah, me too. Hey. Let's move on to more important business, though, and that is down Syndrome of Louisville. It's no big secret. I absolutely love and a door, the staff and everybody that, all the people that go to down Central Louisville. Tim, how you doing, man, It's good to see you. I'm doing

great. Thank you so much for having me in. Last time I saw you, we're with the down Center Gallup Galen. We were having a big time. Wow Thunder weekend, right, Yeah, what a night. It's Friday night of Thunder weekend and we'll be back there the same weekend at the Goldhouse again next year. It's really just an amazing event. And by the way, when you attend the Gallup Gala, you can get rooms at the gaud House and you can hold them there for the thunder over a little no

no no. I thought he no offense. I thought you were a liar. So I went on your website and I was like, looked at my wife and I said, dude, it's one hundred and something dollars that you're normally on thunder It's nine hundred and something right for a room. And I was like, dude, how do we pass this up? Yep, Friday

and Saturday night. Yeah, And I think next uh, next year, we're gonna go ahead, the witnessors go ahead and stay instead of ubering back because once you start getting around some of these personalities there at down Center Louisville, you start having way too much fun. But I want to talk about something that that night. So when that night when we were there, there was a one of there's a jockey Hernandez, what's his name. I'm not

a racing fan. Brian Hernandez was there. Churchill Downs was the primary sponsor for the gala, and so they hit a lot of folks there, and Brian Hernandez was there with his wife Jamie, and uh that was their first time being at the gala and they just had a great time and and left there feeling like they wanted to do something else for for Downcenter of Louisville and for the folks we serve. And so they contact you and they say, hey, we we got an idea. Boy did this pan out? I

think every horse chose a different charity. Well, listen to this, I don't know they usually that's that is space. Usually that's prime time. Yeah, so he gets to put on his heart. I wanted to do something from dancing and with a little mandas this payoff. We gotta get to the punchline on this. So Hernandez says, I'm going to donate a part on

my silks to honor down some we're a little right, correct. He wanted to put our logo on his leg, which he does usually sell that space and that's that's quite valuable, right and so he so we kind of were gonna squeeze time squeeze. So we had to get the logo digitized and we and we wanted to get it pink because it was gonna be on Oaks day and we got our logo on on Brian's pants. About we had about two before the Oaks, and we actually got it ready two days. Two days.

Now, let's fast forward, because I'm guessing you're thinking, well, you know what, I'm gonna donate space on my silks on my pants and then afterwards, you know, either an auction office pads. This horse was in the this horse was in the Oaks, and whatever, boy does it turnout big? What did he win? Well, first of all, he's like, okay, we can raffle it off. We had to think about how much that would be worth for a raffle ticket. We decided fifty dollars

the reasonable price. Yeah, for a jockey in the Oaks fifty bucks, and so fifty dollars for a raffle ticket. We're like, well, we'd like to sell a few of those and there'd be a great fundraiser for us. Well, yes, he won the Oaks. He won the Oaks. He had a great day, and we're kind of like, oh, I think our pants just went up. And then the next day he just went ahead and won the Derby. He wait a minute, he gave you the

silk pants that he wore while he was racing. Yep, yeah, we have got the pants and he's signing them from the Oaks winner and the Derby. It's not just any Oaks and Derby's one fifty, so you can you can buy talk about man God smiling down on downs them. So you could purchase you could purse your raffle ticket and win the silks of the jockey that rolled in the Oaks and one and rode in the Derby and one the one

hundred and fiftieth correct. Correct. So we've got raffle tickets available at our website dsflu dot org dot org, or you can go to a dsl win dot com either place. You can buy raffle tickets there. They're fifty dollars and we're selling those right up through our golf event at Automan Country Club on June third. That's also wow, that's terrific. It really is. In

uh wow, what luck. Well, that's a good thing. And again we talked in the break how Louisville's this whole organization here in Louisville down center Louisville is the biggest in the country. No, it's biggest in the world. Beast in the world, the largest down Centers association in the world, in the world. It's international, no, it is we see the world the world. There's an organization in the world. We serve over thirteen in

the in the world, in the world. And and you meet some of these families at the Gallop gala by the way, and there was a family I think that I spoke to the moved here from Brazil. I wanted to say, move moved from Brazil to Louisvill, Kentucky because of the quality that the members get of down cent in Relouisville. For example, if if if you tune in, you plug in with downstair and re Loeuisville, They're going to take care of your baby from pre birth all the way to end of

life. Right, that is correct. We start pre birth. We we want to make sure people get in take a tour and just see what we have to offer. It's so important for people when when they when they find out they're gonna be having a child with Downstairer to know we've got this community here and it's it's constantly growing. I mentioned that to to Tony on the break, just how we're just growing and growing and spaces at a premium for us, and so things like what Brian did for us means so much,

yeah to us, and it helps, it helps. Everything helps. But that was it was a huge weekend. And uh, we're just we're just so blessed to have such an incredibly generous community. Are you gonna limit the number of auction tickets or you just go sell them till they sell. We're gonna sell those raffle tickets till they sell. Okay, And to give me the website again, d S of lou dot org, d S of loul dot org, okay, d s of lou dot org, or you can go to dsl win dot com. All right, all right, Tim,

did you ever think that Louisville would be the biggest downstomer organization globally? It's amazing. It's really because of a dedicated group of people that started this organization over thirty years ago, just a small group and they just continue to grow and like, like I mentioned, the generosity in this community has really helped us to grow and it's it's amazing. Well, you know what I said, I said it shouldn't be. I mean, you guys do a great

job, but we're our size market. They should be taking care of down Syndo families and other markets that are way bigger. Philadelphia has got whatever. Six. I think it just has to do with how we started caring. No, you're right, size of the community. Look, Brazil, there's a Brazilian people there that isn't That's a lot of people. That's a measurement of Brazilian. I thought it was a Brazilian point seven. It might have grown. It might have grown to Brazilian point seven people. All right,

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around when we come back. We're talking WW two vets with Jeff Toky News Radio. Wait, forty whas this is I know this band. It's the California Grapes. Okay, you either get pissed off the Temptations man, No, they made a ton of money off Yes, they made a ton of money off it dancing grapes than that. Either one of the guys started in the Fruit of Loom commercials first, really yeah, yeah, he was in the Fruit of Loom commercials. And then and then they saw him and they're

like, he needs be in our band. Waitamny checking out on social media, Earl Frederick hanging out with this morning. Thank you Earl Frederick for checking in and hanging out with me and Rick and all right, have you ever seen the mermaid experiences they have in aquariums? Now? Have you seen these? No? Because the best part it's fit Rick. Have you seen them? This is sort of a new thing where they do like the little the

top. They do have a top and it looks like a little uh whatever, and then it's no bear midrift and then they have the mermaid part on the bottom. Right, Well, they're popping up everywhere, not just in Disney, but in all the aquariums around the country. Well, the problem is it's dangerous as hell, of course. I mean you're swimming around there holding your breath. Sometimes they have like a hose where they can breathe off of and then stay down there, which is not part of the illusion.

But a lot of videos they've been posting lately are if the girl, if the mermaid farts what like. So they have been telling their mermaids listen, if you have to pass gas, you've got to hold it. You can't this part of the illusion. So when they when they fart, the bubbles come bellowing out of the back of the little mermaid. Right, So everybody

knows girls don't fart, So how is this happening? Okay, So, if you consider farting to be a byproduct of digestion the gases expelled, most fish don't fart, with the exception of herrings and sand sharks and mermaids and mermaids. All right, So with that said, have you been to the Newport Aquary? Why am I asking you? You've never been to anything ever? Of course, I'm going for your basement concerts and your basement. Have you ever been to the Newport Aquaria? It's it's pretty fantastic. Rick,

have you been to the Creerry? Oh? Yeah, that's great place. It's a great place. Well, guess what they're getting mermaids. I don't know if they're farting mermaids or not, but they're getting mermaids. That's worth the trip up there. Yeah. Yeah, Why is the mermaid floating on her side? Mommy? Now they've had some issues to where some of the mermaids have stayed down too long and they can't get to the top and they have to pull off the the not legs, but the mermaid fins on the

bottom and then try to save their lives. No one's died yet. What are the ingredients for a fish fart? That is something and words that were put together. I never thought, okay, great, as for a fish fart is hydrogen sulfide. Okay, thank you for that. Well, I mean, listen, we got to dig into the hard topics to the top journalist. So little Mermaid Mermaids is coming to Newport Aquarium. If it wasn't already awesome, it really is. The sharks and the turtles. I can't

wait to go there. I mean that Newport area has been fixed up. It's nothing but bars and restaurants, and it's it's a good read. It's really nice. I can't wait to go. Don't put it down. It's really nice. It's down. I'm just saying, you know, I mean, where else could I watch fish swim around may If you think horses running in a circle is exciting, why do you see this fish go up to the top, grab a fish nugget and it swim back down. It was

exciting enough to get a twenty million people watching it on TV set. I want to I don't know if we have enough time. But researches this is where I laughed and Jackie this morning goes what and I go, here we go. Researchers have created electronic skin for robots. The latest advanced in robotics is making machines more lifelike. New We're coming. Researchers at UT Austin have

developed a stretchy electronic skin with sensors that mimics how human flesh works. Professor Nashu Lu she's good, great, She's one of the best that I heard. She likes Newport Aquarium. Alle It says the sensors are accurate when it when the skin is stretched to the limit. She envisions this technology used in robots that provide care to humans. Their e skin would allow the machines to softly wipe a patient or help them turn over in a bed. They are

also being looked at for searching for victims in natural disasters. They're also going to destroy as and rip our faces off. Uh, robot robots, listen to what I'm saying. AI is thinking for itself. We are creating an electronic skin so the robot can actually feel feel this is not gonna end well. And if even if it doesn't end well, there's gonna be weirdo freakos that their ex wife leaves them, their wife leaves them, maybe someone dies.

They can have these robots with this electronic skin and all that look like anyone, so you can send them. They already do this with the what is the Life Like? Yeah, that are like ten thousand dollars. You can send in a picture of someone and they'll make the damn thing look like them. You could have a robot. I should do that. It looks like I said, do something like that to somebody I know and they have them over for dinner and go oh like, well this is awkward. Wow,

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