Gross Guests. Haggis & Hippos. Chicken or The Egg Debate Solved?

you just darting. He played a douche a few times. Yeah, you did good at it. He's relaxed. I'm playing weird because I have a list for you. Yeah, books a hour two by the way, to be back tomorrow. Yep. He's taking time off because he's he's got so many days. Yeah, I got a bunch too. Let's see what happens. I'm off next Monday. No, okay, I know I'm doing the show Monday. Off Tuesday, guys, I'm in California, going to Cali. Yeah, I'm gonna do Uh. I'm at my buddy's house. He

runs a military institute in California. So I'm just gonna do the show from there on Monday. Sweet. Yeah, cool. What's the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house? I read in question answered by many Uh, oh, okay, let's give us one there. I had a buddy spend the night at the house while we were writing music. The next morning, he came into the living room brushing his teeth in front of me all four of my

roommates and our girlfriends. He said, hope you don't mind, but I found this toothbrush under your bathroom sink and didn't have mine, so I'm using it. Oh oh, oh, that's time to Oh why are you getting your keys? Yeah, I'm going to Walter Reeds. Yeah, we're gonna get a new toothbrush. That could have been the scrub the sink toothbrush. Oh, that could have been yeah, Oh that's right. He didn't care.

Some people are disgusting and don't care. This person went through my garbage and then lectured me on it, like who does this? For example, two pieces of bread were in the trash can. Somehow I hadn't finished the loaf, and those two were shoved at the back of the fridge. I finally found him. They were disgusting. I threw them away. Dude drags the pieces of bread out of the garbage and begins chastising me, saying, I'm throwing away perfectly good

food that had mold on it. Who goes through people's trash. That's the last day with him. I mean, there's at some point you have to draw a line of weirdness. Mm hmm. And you gonna scold me for bread in the garbage. First of all, you're going through my garbage. Even Costanza wouldn't have done that. No, that is the last day with him. Well, thanks for the input. I appreciate it. You can take it with you, But I like, would you like to take that bread with you? Or no?

You know what. Matter of fact, I've got some peanut butter that will go well with that bread if you want that. Yeah, oh you don't want to eat it? Ooh, okay, weirdo. I was making a homemade pineapple ham glaze for Thanksgiving dinner. It was simmering for a long time and almost perfect. Then my now ex mother in law arrived, walked directly to the stove and said, this crap looks burnt. Dumped it in the toilet and flushed it. Oh what what? Yeah, that's why she's the ex mother in law. Dude, I'm

guessing Mama's boy. There there's no doubt. Years ago, my best friend was hanging out at my house. My parents were home and we were getting ready to have dinner. My friend went into the bathroom for quite a long time, longer than usual. The shower door in our bathroom made a very loud snap noise when you opened and closed it, and could be heard even with the bathroom door closed. Oh boy, we heard the shower door open and close several times. I knocked on the door after about twenty

minutes to check out him. He said he was okay. After dinner, when my friend went home, my father went into the bathroom. No no, found an open tampon in the garbage can that was covered in feces. My friend apparently was sticking this somewhere. He denied it, but we know he did it. He left evidence. Was he trying to stop some sort of situation that was going on and he thought that would help. He went in the

shower multiple times. That means he doodooed himself. So what was the name of the driver with or he was out of gerbils. No, No, he doodooed himself. So he tried to clean off, and I think that was it. Yes, he was trying to clean off, Okay, and when he couldn't do it, he tried to stop it all with putting. I mean, maybe this will stop it up. If that's not, Oh, I'm going to throw up right now. Okay, I'm going to throw up. Thanks, it's better than I thought it was.

You No, what do you think it was. I thought it was like, God, get your brain out of the gutter, like few silly Jerry. No, No, the guy. The guy had his tummy issues. Okay, poor guy. Weirdest things people have done at your house. I once had a one night stand and during the night I heard her get up to go to the bathroom. I locked the bedroom door out of habit and she struggled to on her trying to open the door woke me up, but I only half opened my eyes. She didn't know I was awake.

I saw her give up on unlocking the door, pull her panties down, and peel over my floor. Oh. Then she climbed back into bed for about five minutes, got back up, tried the door again, opened it and left. She probably was half asleep, probably drunk. She's sleeping with you thought that was the bathroom whatever. I thought it was the bathroom door. And then when she got back in bed, realized what she did and she went, uh, I've got to leave here because I cannot explain this

in the morning. Yeah, poor girl. Man. Well, I mean, well, I'll just put paper down next. I chose you because she was drunk. Apparently true and he did. There's no follow up to that story, so help. You just said it was this first ever one night stand or could be she you know, I don't know this right, Nothing wrong with that. No, no, we're not judging, not at all. My weirdest guest was my girlfriend's friend's boyfriend well visiting us. He moved to vaz in our living room, which instantly

improved the feng Shway of our space. I was so impressed, I said, we can move stuff here anytime. Fast forward to three am when I wake up to go to the bathroom. Our entire living room space is in disarray. All the lights are on, and one of our couches is propped up against the fridge. He was rearranging our whole apartment soaked in sweat. I told him to put everything back where he found it. Oh boy, right, mm hmm. Don't be careful what you flippantly say to your friends,

especially the ones that apparently aren't on their meds. Yes, I came down once. You remember my house on Strathmore Village, Yes, Yes, the one where I had the Mike Tyson fight party where Way three showed up and did a la. Yeah. I heard about that one. It's the most legendary fight it was. People talk about it today. It was like two hundred dudes. Uh and Way three showed up. They pulled the van in and they went live for my living room life for twenty of the day's living room

and we interviewed his right right after the fight. But I came back down the next day and there was a buddy of mine completely naked on my leather couch and he pulled his foot. He was like, he didn't even say anything, but he had his foot in his mouth. Oh man, he was chewing on his foot. That's flexibility there. And did I tell you he was naked, Yeah, yeah, foot in his mouth with a foot in his mouth. He doesn't say a word. This person. I'm not gonna,

I'll tell you in the break. You know him. So I sat down, had my coffee and I didn't say anything. I just looked at him, was like, you know in my in my facial expression was what are you doing? And he pulled something off his foot with his teeth and he went and it went and landed on my leg. So he was like leeching himself, and I said uh, and he went and he went. He looked at me like a dog would look at and then went right

back to chewing on his foot. I went and got a tissue clean my leg and finished my coffee in the kitchen. The heck, yeah, you know who. I can't wait to hear what is it rhyme with? I can't tell you that, oh give it away. When I was thirty, I was friends with this kid down the street who was the same age. Kid asked to use our bathroom, said he didn't want to use mine because it was probably nasty, so he used my parents. The next day, my mom says she's missing a bra without proof. I

told him I know what he'd done. He panicked, apologized and confessed that he stole it. What it felt too weird to tell my mom and I didn't want to discuss this with either parents, so I told him to throw it away. Yeah, I stopped being friends with him. Yeah, you think you stole my mom's bra? Yeah? What's wrong with you? Dude? Mm hmm, I mean, come on, isn't the Sears catalog enough? Come on, dude? Oh boy. We were in our late twenties and had a couple of

friends over for dinner. When I was putting food on the table, I walked in on them making fun of me, but at the time I didn't realize who or what they were talking about. Turns out they had searched my bathroom, dug out my razor and mentioned that they found pubes on it. Started making fun of me. My husband decided to join in and make up some lies about the situation. I found out too late, but I wish i'd thrown them all out. Why is that a problem if you're

shaving yourself. I don't understand that. I don't know. I don't either. That's just oh man, this is a gross list. This is like a gross list. This is not what I expected. I guess I did, but I didn't. Uh. Someone would hide coconut, somebody would hide coconut related products in our kitchen every time they visited. First, there were cans of coconut milk in the cupboards, No one knew who had brought them, and my dad was the only

one who liked coconut. Then other random coconut products started appearing, until whole coconuts appeared in the fruit basket. My dad loved it because he didn't usually get coconuts, says no one else liked it. Turned out to be my brother's friend. He thought it would be funny and wanted to see how far he could take it. Uh, just I kind of like the friend now, Yeah, why not? No? Why not? He just thought it was weird be funny later. I mean, he's less gross than the ones that we've heard so far.

Years ago, my former brother in law and his two sons, why did you say before you started this, because there's another one that might be gross. My former brother in law his two young sons stayed in my basement after his divorce until he could get back on his feet. One night, I noticed standing water near the floor drain as I had started a load of laundry, so I began to clear some dryer lent. Another random debris or deborahs, as my grandma used to say, so the water could drain.

Wasn't until it was elbow deep that I noticed the distinct smell of urine. I politely asked him, Hey, are you peeing in my drain? Sometimes the boys and I don't feel like walking upstairs to go to the bathroom. Sorry, that's what I realized he'd worn out as welcome. Sometimes guys are raised in families that are all men, and they're just idiots and animals. Right, you need women around.

They don't know any better. No, they're like wolves. They're like wolves until you get a woman around and teach them. You can't do that, son, You can't. Really. It's all goes the same spot, right, Sure it does. That's great, But that's not happening in his house unless it's clogged. Flush the toilet. Speaking of that, weird things people have done in your house, A family member came over for a visit and needed to use the restroom. After being in there for quite some time, he came out and

chatted briefly before leaving. I later go into the bathroom and the stench assaults my nose instantly. The toilet is plugged and full of murky, dark brown water. I'm talking muddy swamp stuff here top. But the cherry on top was that the toilet lid and seat were not on the toilet. They were sitting on the side of the toilet, between it and the bathtub. So he had taken an unholy dump, left the remnants and stench of a muddy steamer, broke the toilet seat and cover, placed it on the

side of the toilet, and didn't say a word. Oh took me ten minutes to plunge it clear. Then I had to buy new mounting bolts for the seat and lid. He stripped the original one somehow. In all fairness to the guy, what was he supposed to do? Is he supposed to go, I'm not feeling well and I broke your bathroom, but I need your plunger right exactly. I

mean apologies, but this is awful. Sorry, And because you're going to get labeled the guy anyway, that news is going to get out, is it not, you think, tell me that's the last gross one. Tell me that's it. Let's see. Not my story, But I love the audacity of it very much. An acquaintance had her mother in law in for Christmas. She arrived with all her luggage on Christmas Eve. The adults and kids all had a

good day and went to bed at night. My friend woke up Christmas morning to discover that her mother in law had redecorated the hallway during the night. She didn't like how it was done, so she brought paint and equipment to make it suit her taste. That's not weirdo Oh, I have weird people in our lives. Sorry, please tell me that's it. A coworker was picking me up for work,

ived earlier than expected. He immediately walked past me, looked around, entered my kitchen, opened the fridge, and said, hey, nice fancy water. Then he grabbed a perryer, cracked it open, and proceeded to peruse my bookshelves and criticize my books. All of this happened within the first three minutes. Mind you, we were neither friends nor friendly. We were only working together on this one project. Hey, nice fancy water. Eh,

don't mind if I help myself. Hence wolves raised by wolves, or he wanted to be more or something more, or he thought you all were something more. Uh huh, like you all were friends and you're like, I'm my friends with that guy. Now I work up one project with him. Bud, he's over there to pick you up. It's picking me up. I guess there's just sharing a ride for some reason. Okay, okay. To me, deems like, uh, they're more than friends could be,

you know, or they're just frugal. If I need a rhyme, calling Dave or Dwight, Yeah, of course, going to reach out to the new salesperson. I know, Hey, can you give me a ride? Well, they're working on a project together, so I guess they could talk about it on the way, you know whatever. My brother in law changed a baby's diaper on the dining table during Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah, that's wrong. And I offered him a bedroom a soface off blanket floor.

He didn't take the hint until no, I'm fine. Didn't want to miss the conversation. That's when you say, that's not fine. This is my table, it's Thanksgiving. You are not changing that diaper on this table. Pick your child up. I mean at that point, you just got you gotta take firm action there, Can you say, hey, hold that thought. I don't want to miss the rest of the story. I gotta change a diaper here. You have to put your foot te No, no, no, God, I just don't want

to miss No, no, No, we're good. No, we're not good. This is my table, and you're not changing that child. You are not changing a poopy diaper on this table during Thanksgiving. We don't want doing it. Honey mustard on the table at Thanksgiving. We're not changing poopy diaper. And we're not gonna have a poopy diaper discussion. No during Thanksgiving. No, we're here to eat. No politics, poopy diaper or religion.

That's like basic. Okay. I saved the grocers for last. No, you can't, David, I'm kidding, that was the last one. Thank God. You know how to get me, dude. I know you know it's not fair. All right, short break will come back. We start a new week with Reeling in the Years. I just don't feel confident anymore. I've lost my mojo. I know it's ever since the heart thing. I don't you found out you had one? And now you're overthinking things. Well, I'm trying to care less right,

care more about Reeling in the Years. Well, let's try Radio eight forty w Chats all right, did we get it Friday? Ooh, I think you did. I'm not positive though you all have early on set. I can't even remember what we did for it. I know, let's get this week off started, right, baby, Come on, it's I'm flying solo on this one. Let's go, all right, EMILILYA, let's go. These were all top twenty hits back in the day. Let's kick it off with a little bit of Warrant cherry Pie. Oh it was such a subtle

commercial or subtle video, isn't it. Oh? Sure, boy? I mean, come on, she was a waitress, you see dessert. The videos were so stupid. Her name was Man. I mean the girl would sit there in her short shorts and a piece of cherry pie would land on her crotch. It was like, boy, that'll never come out? What's this about? I do know. I don't get the reference. Nineteen eighty seven, eighty six or eighty seven for sure. All right, let's leave Warrant behind and I think we're gonna slow things

down a little bit. Forgot about this song. This is from heart Stranded. Remember this song. I'm still in late eighties here, so it's sound like heard it sounds like Patty Smythe a little bit. It does. You're right. The only difference is she ate John McEnroe. Patty Smythe's is not fat. Oh you mean the heart singer? Yeah, she got large. Patty Smythe took the attitude of him the husband. Did you not when we interviewed her, I remember this? Yeah,

now she was awesome maybe eighty eight. Now we heard this song earlier. Oh oh no, I'm moving to nineteen ninety eighty nine now yeah, okay, nineteen ninety now because those stupid haircuts and that he was he with, he was discovered by you can't touch this guy. He also likes dolphins. It's a flipper. It's nineteen eighty nine or ninety or ninety one. He turned this song even though he got sued, uh, it paid a lot of money. He still turned it into a remodeling company. He's done

really well for himself. Remember so ho hip a chick. Okay, this is not nineteen eighties. That suit Courney Donaho's dancing somewhere with some Aquinet damn right. That means it's nineteen ninety or ninety one. The ieized baby has me in nineteen ninety and because I'm not sure on this song that's definitely not the it's not the eighties, and for sure it's nineties. A couple more to you. We're gonna slow it back down again with Stevie B. Don't know what the B stands for. Maybe because I Love you

The Postman song? What yeah, Stevie B. The Postman Zone. Stevie B doing a ballad here. It's got a cordless phone in the video, Big one, get to it, Stevie. He's reading like song lyrics right now. Got Patrick Mahomes's hair. I have never heard this song in my life. I've never heard this song in my life. You've heard this song? Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, let's get to the chorus and see if it rings a bell. Oh no, yeah, I know this song. I just was already at QMF at

this time. And once you start working for the rock station, you know everything else is. You're just listening to rock music because you're at the rock station all day. Twenty years when you first start working, you're there twenty hours a day. The number one song November the eleventh, back in the day, you recognize those gymnastics. Oh yeah, love Takes time. All right, Care is nineteen ninety, right, remember one, baby, it's nineteen ninety. Baby, don't call me baby, That's what

I'm talking about. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to her. Oh I know you did, baby, Yes, you did what your saying with you and you threw me away. Sorry, she was a smart one. I'm going to marry the record executive that makes all the money and decisions and then divorce them and go Craig the day did go divorce of them and take all the money and then make a Christmas album for That's the hyphenated part of the or in parentheses part of the song title Final

Answer nineteen ninety, nineteen ninety, nineteen ninety. Ice Ice Baby was nineteen ninety. Love Takes Time. Riyah Carrey was number one eleven eleven, ninety ninety. Yes, off to a fabulous start, off to one and oh suckers. I remember sitting in the production studio writing and doing bits for the morning show the next day making fun of the Ice Ice Baby music, and I think I wrote a bunch of bits about it too. It was just it was an easy target, all right. Back after this news Radio eight

forty whas one and oh suckers, Courtney texting. I just saw them all texting along. I don't look at my phone in case she's because it's it's the Dwight Courteney Dave text line. So in case she punches in a number, I can't. I don't want to cheat. But she was laughing about the some of the stuff on the We We Got Right nineteen nineties right after her hour. Yeah right, we got right, said Courtney. Hey day, Yeah, that's exactly right.

We're trying effort in Nick Coffee, he's your sports guy on seven ninety from three pm to six pm, a show that Dwight or Dave and I used to do. M hm. I just want to know. Let's not overreact. I don't want to overreact. But boy, Tennessee may have played their best game they're capable of, and Louisville may have played their worse. Likely it's somewhere in the middle

of the fingers crossed. Yeah, but they looked really bad on Saturday, and Tennessee was not threatened at all at one point, like Dave said, in the first hour, Oh yeah, they they they pulled within below ten double digits. Oh great, well, that's your highlight. Is they pulled within double digits as bad as they were playing to get it under ten? Was? It was momentary, but it was exciting. Yeah, just kept on shooting at three. Huh, it'll start falling at some point.

Odds are sometimes it isn't. Not there's a new baby hippo for fans to Oh, I love baby hippo. Yeah, there's a new baby hippo to fall over. Pygmy Hippopotamuss was born. Hagas. That's that nasty meat. Hang on, no, no, no, oh she's her friend. Is get the gong ready? This is Scotland's Edinburg Zoo. Right, Okay, that's not gong worthy there. Why would you name anything Hagis? That was Remember this is an awful dish. You're a butcher. Don't isn't haggas.

Haggas is stuffed in the stomach of a pig and baked. Isn't it something like that? Let me exactly what it is. It's like all the extra parts of everything else you don't eat, throw it in the stomach of a of a pig and bake it. Hagis is a savory pudding containing sheep's pluck, minced with chopped onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock cooked while traditionally encased in the animal's stomach. No, no, thank you. What is pluck? Uh? I don't want to know what pluck is. I'm going

to google that, so pig pigmy, Yeah, whole sheep. Pluck is the entire thoracic cavity and upper abdominal organs, the heart, lungs, traky a, liver, and gallbladder. No, that's uh, that's it. Then it's in the stomach you see. But it's got onions. Nope, onions and nope spices. Well, you gotta be really desperate if you're gonna it's scultish. Yeah, I think i'd be really skinny. Screenny to me Haggis again Scotland. Do I have to eat it? No? Uh so. Pigmy Hippopotamus Haggis

was born October thirtieth in Scotland's Edinburgh Zoo. Are they going to have a naming contests? Reportedly it's doing well. She's following the foo footsteps of MoU Dang, a fellow pigmy hippo born in Thailand. It went viral for her cuteness because apparently pigmy hippopotamuses are super cute and won't kill you. Because most people will tell you the most dangerous animal in Africa is a hippo mood dang and they move like the moo part. Come on, I know,

I like the dang parts. Can mood dang mood dad? What would you say, mood dang? But they will tell you a hippopotamus is the most dangerous animal in Africa. It's not the lion or the elephants. A hippo is like can can swim as fast as it can run it and it's it wants to kill everything around it and it farts out of their mouth, so when you're getting by hippo, it could fart on you. That's like a bad burb. Haven't you seen where they spin their tail and they poop at the same time to spread

their poop over where everywhere. So when they poop, they spin their tail like a fan and it sprays it everywhere. This animal is disgusting, but as kids, they sold us this was the cutest thing in the world. You know who moo Dang's dad was, Who flung pooh, who flung pooh, yeah, I got it. Those Haggis's dad got it. I got it all right. There seems to be an answer to the chicken and the egg question. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Yeah, because the dilemma is, how

can you have a chicken if there's no egg? One of the mankind's greatest conundrums has always been the question of which came first, the chicken or the egg. It seems that answer isn't hard to figure out, assuming to buy into things like science. A study centered around one celled organisms discovered in twenty seventeen in Hawaii found that it had existed for a billion years, over a billion years,

and even before animals were roaming the planet. Research determined that it was able to form something similar to animal embryos, which shows that the eggs existed long before chickens did. So the egg huh was before the chicken? How long ago did the first chicken cross the road? I don't know. First we have to have the road, that's true. Plus the chicken, the first chicken like creature came in around Oh, chickens are relatively weird. They're only ten thousand years old.

D really? Yeah, And dinosaurs were laying eggs way before that ago. Wow, they who laid the egg that became a chickens? If not another chicken? Right? We need these answers. Is there a missing chicken? Ten thousand years ago? That's the end of the last ice Age, so that's not very long ago. God knew that we needed chicken sandwiches. So I'm going to create people. But first thou must have a chicken sandwiches. I tell you, I think about it. That's a King James version of that story. How much

chicken I wet? Oh love chicken? And how much we buy a week? And think most families eat that much? Like where did? And then you go to like Hostco. You get a whole chicken for five bucks, already cooked and seasoned. But again, my wife has been to some of these plants because she sells equipment. Don't don't tell me run these equipment. Don't tell me, don't or she used to, not evenmore, don't. But you don't want to know. I know you do not want to know. No, they are.

I'm gonna get into it, and you love doing that. I know, I know I do. You don't, but you don't want to know. I don't all right, Uh, Nick, coffee is on for let's not overreact or or overreact. That's what we do in radio h It's really what we should do. I got to tell you, I'm overreacting. I was really disappointed with everything, the defensive effort, the fact that they could not figure out how to score

the basket. And Tennessee looked like and in the second half, I didn't even care if they were there in one by double digits. You're like, Okay, let's finish this game because this team sucks. I mean, Tennessee, come on, man, I got a Hall of Fame coach Tony's second best defensive team last year. They did lose eighty percent of their scoring or seventy back. After this on News Radio eight forty, w h as our number three on your Way. Who Flung Pooh? Who Flung Pooh?