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Dole Rocked! Axel-Fail? Island Hoops & Bovine Bingo.

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I don't know if you've seen like a defensive back that's six' two one two, you're like that dude, that he's an adonnas. Yes, I mean that's what he was in nineteen thirty nine forty so think back then when the average height was like five seven. Yep, here comes Bob Dole. So he's used to being the strongest, fastest guy on any court or field that he's in. Right, then he goes to this war. He's his story is. When I did that story and I researched, researched it,

I couldn't believe what I was reading. You did didn't know any of that. Throughout his political career, No, he refused to talk about it exactly most heroes don't. I said to you, I I remember the times when reporters would try to steer him to that World War II story, and he goes, we're not doing that. We're talking about policy. He lost him the race. I think partly probably lost him the race. And also, damn, what's his name, the ross Perrot. Oh, yes, we're

taking twelve points or ten points whatever it was. But the more I found out about him, the cast, being in a cast for a year, and a half and went staring at the ceiling for a year and a half in a full body cast and smelling his own that smell for all that time. The fact that he was laying face down in the mud, and the two medics that were supposed to come getting were killed, So then they put him face up in the rain for six hours, bleeding to death boarded.

Yeah, and I think people forget that the Italian that offensive that he was talking about was two hundred thousand. That's more than d day trying to capture a hill with a number. Yeah. Yeah. And then coming home, so he comes, he does the cast, and then coming home and spends how many years just wiggling toes and moving knees. And then that's the guy you saw with the pen in his hand. Yeah. And now at fifty five, I can't believe how much politically I I line up with Bob Dole

because I didn't like him when I was a younger guy. I was a little bit more liberal, and I voted for Clinton. And now if I look at his researching this story, you can't help it follow along some of his political views. Well, you call yourself a George Bush Democrat, I do I do the first George Bush, yes, the old man. Yeah, if you look at his policies, he would be described as a crazy

liberal these days because we have moved the needles so much. But I am now, yes, correct, if he would be a Democrat these days, That's how much we've moved around politically. I'm not even a Clinton guy right anymore. I'm more of a George Bush, which is crazy. I know, which is crazy. Do your homework people find out about these people and where they line up for real? All right, that's some birthdays. Yeah, oh, I got some birthdays for you. Go ahead. How old

do you suppose? From Night Rider and Baywatch, David Hasselhoff is slow motion on the beach, all right, Chris, and still looks fantastic. I'm gonna say he is sixty five. David Hasselhoff is seventy two, Oh my gosh, and a terrible daughter for posting videos of him cheeseburger on the floor. But if you see pictures of him now, he looks fantastic. We lost him a couple of years ago from The Dirty Dozen the Hunger Games. Donald Sutherland would have been eighty nine. He died a couple of days ago.

Didn't. Yeah, I'm pretty close. Okay, Sutherland, I'll say the same age as Hassewalf seventy two. They would have been eighty nine eighty what yes, oh my god, well okay he was Okay, he was in the original mash so that's nice. I was made in nineteen sixty nine, so yeah, he played a doctor in then, and he played Hawkey. That's right. Okay, this will make you feel maybe a little bit old from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Not Keanu Reeves, the other guy,

Alex Winter. Alex Winter was also in the coolest movie from the nineties, which was Lost Boys. Oh, that's right, he's in that movie. I will say he is fifty seven. Fifty nine dudes. Fifty nine dudes. James Cagney's birthdays today, so has Diane Carroll lost both of those. James Cagney is one hundred and one. He would have been one hundred and twenty five. If you had lived way off, Diane Carroll would have been eighty nine. Way off. Country singer Luke Bryant born Thomas Luther Brian.

He's forty eight, all right, he looks good. He's one of the new country guys. And that's fine. He's officially a Geezer now Black Sabbath's Geezer butler bass player, I think right, yeah, seventy five, seventy five. The late Phoebe Snow died in twenty eleven. Would have been seventy four. I don't know who that is. Singer. Oh okay, queen come ol the Parker bowls. Oh golly, it's so easy to be mean to her, chain smoking. She is eighty four. She is seventy

seven, okay. Princess Diana referred to her as the rottweiler. Camilla called Diana that ridiculous creature, that ridiculous little creature. Becausen't that good? You know, in the accident it sounded awesome exactly. Oh you mean that ridiculous creature in between the Lord, What a ridiculous creature. She is so bloody pretty. Oh my god. Phyllis Diller's birthdays today, she's not she's not not with us. She would have been eighty nine, should have been one

hundred and something. I'm sorry. Art link letters birthday died in twenty ten. Art probably eighty four. If he would be so live, he would have been a hundre twelve. I'm sorry, I'm way off here. Actress Kristen Bell been in a lot of stuff. Yeah, she's married to the other actor. They won't wash their kids and they don't take showers all once a week. His name, Yeah, he's very funny. She's always been very pretty, but she's very funny. She's got chops. Yeah, she's

good and stuff. She is good and stuff. I'm gonna say, and stinky though, which is you know? With me, it's I don't find her attractive at all anymore because of the stinky part. I'm gonna say she is forty nine, she's forty four. Ah, James Brolin, still kicking, James Brolin. I have no idea. Barbis Streisand's hubby. Are they still together? Oh? I think so. Then he's in his eighties. He's eighty four. Vin Diesel, I don't know whether he His birth name,

by the way, is Mark Sinclair. He looks like such a douche. She does look like he's just everyone that deals with him. The Rock is like, I can barely be around the dude, like in the you know, the Rock is probably as much normal as anybody. So I'm like, I don't care how old Vince's he's fifty seven. Oh really, stop playing it. Look again, by the way, yeah, you get another one, because I'm going to make fun of the Martha Reeves, the singer,

she's still alive. I don't know that she's eighty three. Martha Reeves and the Vandellas. Oh, I'm sorry. And Ricky Skaggs is I know seventy. I know him Red Hat Chili Pepper's drummer Jack Irons is sixty two. I used to think seventy was just so at, like what what what home are you in? And now I'm like seventy. I'm going to be doing this at seventy. This at seventy. Wow, there you go. Birthdays July seventeenth. All right. So we were talking about age and all

that. I was sallowing. They are showing all these videos of Beverly Hills Cop the new one, and all these old guys. I just can't get there. So they're like, admittedly, these guys in the movie are supposed to be sixty three years old, and they're still detectives and cops and private detectives and still working and busting up you know, drug rings, and as I can't I'm glad people can suspend all reality and I just can't do it. They would have retired twenty years prior. I can't do it. I

can't do it. But so it wasn't good. I guess couldn't get past the sixty three year old cops chasing people. Well, you know how he used to just show up someplace and start doing a character act, like a character voice, to try to fool the people that were there, Like that was every sing in Beverly. He's still doing that, but they weren't as funny. They're just were not as fun Again. Some people are listening to this, going, oh that's alid. I thought it was awesome. Yeah

great. I just can't get there. I just I can't get there. You're saying, go see long legs instead. Long legs is terrifying, and go see it in the theater because it is scirvy. Now, if you want to have good legs, you know, you go to Weight Loss Centers of Louisville Bingo I six seventy one oh five, call that right now and say I want the Venetti Special. The Red Light Therapy works and lets you look. They have a measuring tape in there. You lose inches when you

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guess what, when you have a little accountability, you will lose. The weight Weight Loss Centers of Louisville nine oh six, seventy one oh five call it right now and get an appointment right Oh you did that on purpose. Great song though, it is like this song get starts up. Do they play this in this version? Yes? And he's in He's in this this snowplow causing millions of dollars worth of damage for some motorcycle thieves. You're like, what, we aren't even arrest him anymore. I don't know. I

guess I'm just a jerk anymore anymore. He put it on the tee for you. Thank you back. After this on news radio eight forty Wachs Big Dan women's sports. We had a scoreless draw. Yeah, I liked it. That was good. Sarah Spain with our women's sports updates. And now we go to Denise Pellegrini in Baltimore with the Bloomberg monument. Is the bridge fixed? Yeah? By the way, she's mad, she's mad about the women's sports thing. I'm laugh thinking about Baltimore. Oh, Baltimore. Yeah,

yeah, Sometimes I feel like we're in Baltimore. But this is the big city here in New York City. I'm sorry, I thought you were in Baltimore. Who's in Baltimore? Is that Joan Donnegher? Is that Joan Donnagertz in Baltimore? Joan used to be. But now they got this like hot apartment in Oh they did in Yes, yes, they moved. They downsized they did. Yeah, yeah they did. That's right. They went through all the hoarder corners, yes, and got all the junk. Yes.

They say they love it. Fancy free, Yeah, they say they love it. I asked them about it. I asked about her later. I said, okay, so after the move, you know, how how's it feeling. She was like, we love it. Was like that. I was actually motivated to try to clear out some hoarder quarners. After talking to her, I actually like fell into the hoarder corner and disappeared for a few days. It didn't work. No, we did that. I just

got a dumpster. It's three hundred dollars for the full sized dumpster. They drop it off for three days and we we cleanse the house of all kinds of junk. You know what's kind of cool too. If you do that, like there's a set time, like you have three days to do it. It's almost like a correct game show. Right it is, Yes, it is on, but it is a certain kind of this is that's suppressive. That's right. It was awesome. I shot a video of you guys

doing that. Well, there was only a few things like John's little tiny first shoes that we you know, we had that kind of stuff. But other than that, you literally would say these words, why do I even have this? So you guys didn't fight about what to keep it. No, we were at the we're at the end. The kids are in college. We're at there. We're towards the we've got we gotta we gotta purge. Yeah, you guys have a good, good relationship yeah, we're we

come to. Most relationships have a hoarder and a thrower outer. Well that's I'm the thrower outer. My husband is the hoarder. He used to bring home so many newspapers from his mother's to read. Oh my yeah, he would bring home her hoarder crap. Yeah, and I would take the stuff that he would bring home. I would let it sit there for two weeks. If he didn't touch it, I would put it in the basement. And if he didn't ask me where it was for half a year, I

would throw it out when he wasn't looking. The only thing I think that, yeah, well I'm sure he's not sure. The only thing I didn't get throw away was John's old football stuff. I got stuff. What are you talking about? All right, let's do really in the years. We lost yesterday because Dwight Dwight came back from vacation and screwed it up. So it's just me and you right now, So let's do this. Here we go. These were all top twenty hits back in the day, including Bobby

Boris Pickett, Monster Man, like fifty nine fifty seven. How far back can we go? Are we going to sixty sixties through the nineties. Oh sixties. Okay, so thank you for that, because I had have gone fifties. So sixties you did the monsterid What a great song. That's a great song. All right, I'll take that. Sixty two songs. Okay, let's see if you guys are gonna hang there after you hear this one, Charlie rich What goes on behind closed doors? Oh wow, you gotta

play the whole thing. You guys kill me with these little clips. What a sweet voice. I know, good song man. When the musicians used to be talented. Wait a minute, sixties, this is the seventies. Oh no, there's no way. Monster mashes in the seventies. There's no way. But I feel like this was seventies. All right. Let's get another one though, Okay, I got to disappointed, ease and turn Charlie rich off. Here's doctor John right place. It is seventies, wrong time,

it is seventies. Oh it must have been a number one super quicker than the human. This was in every He looked like one of the animals from the Muppet Show. You know. It was in the band kind of the band leader guy. I know, right place must have been wrong all right, I'm in the seventies, but I have no clue. Got to be early seventies, okay, every right decade? Or are you in the wrong. I don't know. It's definitely the seventies because I remember walking to

school and listening to that Blue Oyster Cold Smoke on the Water. Deep Purple, I'm sorry, Deep Purple, Deep Purple, all right, So that is early seventies because they influenced so many of those rockers in the seventies. Deep Purple was like all those great ones were like, oh no, Deep Purple mean they My sister loved his three seventy two Smoke on Old This is actually about a true story. Did the concert catch on fire on the lake? Something like that? I did not know that. It's a true story,

true story. Yeah, let's go here to you. One of my favorites when I was a kid. Jim Crochey hmmm, seventy three. Don't get down a small plane if a guy with a guitar case walks out. Oh seventy three, bad badly. Robb Brown seventy four Chicago this part of two. You know what, I'm gonna hedge it seventy three because the other two were seventy two. Yes, and one was seventy three. I'm seventy three, right, so I gotta say the chart year might be seventy three,

but I can't for sure. Comes a chorus, here we go. I mean he died in seventy three, so Lee Roy chart. Yeah, a lot of his hits came after Bad than Old King Cone. Then the other reason I like seventy three is because that was the year of the long form. Yes song, Yeah, I like it all right, So give us the number one song in the number one song July seventeenth, back in the day. Love this dude, This is Billy Preston, We'll let go Around and circa. I knew you were going to do this. I knew

it. I knew you were going to pick this one. I almost started singing it. I didn't pick it. It was number one. It's such a great song, all right, seventy three? Oh my god? Yes, sorry, all right. Denise Pellegrini says, it's nineteen seventy three. As the world goes around at Circo's Baby, Billy Preston Will Let Go Round in Circles was number one July seventeenth, nineteen seventy three, Denise Pellegrini,

you are so darn good. You hit my but you hit my peak Wheelhouse year because I had a transistor radio and my parents were getting divorced, and I was lonely and I on the way to school every day. Oh god, there was so much good music on that year. Isn't it funny? What how you connect all that? Yeah? Wow? How old were you? Twelve or thirteen? You were twelve or thirteen? Your parents are getting divorced. You had a transistor radio listening to DJ's play this music. It

got you distracted. They didn't notice that I had holes in my boots because they were so busy fighting, so I put plastic bags. Oh you getting sadder and sadder. Oh you were a barefoot almost Your kids were running. That wasn't vern. Hey, my kids are running downstairs going what's wrong with the Wi Fi? Oh? My kids are spoiled too, Trust me, all right, Denise, tell me what's going on with the market. Well,

could be a little kind of difficult to make some money today. Yesterday was huge though we had that you know, people were calling it a Trump rally at the Dow was up more than seven hundred points. Today. The Dow is still a little bit higher. It's better buy one hundred and fifty five S and P, though it's down more than one percent. Nasdaq is down three hundred and ninety six. So we are going in circles there, just like Billy Preston is saying. One problem is that there's some tension over

technology in China and what the Biden administration is going to do. So that's what we're watching for you here over at Bloomberg. Back over to you guys, love that one mm hmm any money? The people the station we know was pissed off that time. Maybe I was intoxicated. Maybe I would lock the studio and play the song over and over the afternoon, like what's going on with Venette? He's got any money? On? All? Right? Here we go top the hour. We're gonna talk to the Mulligan folks.

They do. Kidney donations started with a phone tree and a couple of people, and now it's it's really blossomed and blown up into I don't know how many people now trying to get kidneys for other folks. Because it's such an easier procedure than it used to be. They used to have to cut you half open and the interview he doesn't go. Well, we'll talk to him again at the bottom of the hour. Here we go, all right, oh again you see? Oh yeah, I get it, Okay, all

right, Louisville University of Louisville basketball will play international competition. I totally forgot about this until Jody Demlin called and said, hey, he has to go call the games. I don't know, for radio or TV. And he said, he goes, I might not be back for the Holy Turney Penniic Picnick no to call the He'll be back, but he might not be back to call. The bovine bingo thing is what is bovine bingo? That's where

we do squares in the giant field. We take a cow out there and you buy fifty bucks for a square and wherever the cow poops, if the poop cow poops on your square, how long do you have to wait for him to poop. Well, that's that's why it's bingo. That's why we don't know. So you just keep drinking until he does. We all sit

around and they wait for him. Now, the guy that has the cow, you know, gives him the whatever hey or whatever they eat and I don't think they eat Hey, they eat grass, right, and sometimes it's ten minutes and sometimes it's a couple hours. What if it's kind of a running mess and it's like in two squares, if any poops hits the square, you're the winner. What if it hits two squares and it's like one hundred squares times fifty bucks. Yeah, that's a damn good little prize there.

Not bad. Yeah. So he's I said, well, where are you going to be? He was like, I gotta go to the Bahamas with the team. And I went, oh, one of those Atlantis things. Yeah, wherever the Bahamas is, Baha mad North, the coast of Florida. I don't know, man, It's it's like, thank you airplane, the twenty twenty four Baja mar Hoops Summer League. This is where they're going. So this is the first look you will be able to get for PK and the new squad. Name one player on Louisville's roster. I don't

know, dude, they're all news, I don't think. So there's a Bill Cox, I'll pay I'll give you. I'll give you a thousand dollars. If there's a Bill Cox, I'll give you a thousand dollars. Maybe in nineteen seventy two, not anymore. No, so they'll be playing just two games before returning home on Friday, August. Second, tell me that extra practice time is valuable. Well, that is true. It is true.

That is true. They get a team needs to gel get together, and this is their first look at what kind of offense or defense that they're going to learn each other's names. Now I can. Here's the thing. Somebody send me a DM or whatever. I have no idea if this is on TV or not. I doubt it right, probably on the internet. Even if that, Yeah, you're probably correct. Nassau, Spooling, Spooling, Nasau. That's the that's the capital, right of the Bahamas, I

think, so okay, so on Grand Bahama. I think the international opponents for the two games have yet to be determined. We go back far enough to remember when Rick was taking teams to the Bahamas and other places where they were literally playing the guy that drove the van, yes, that took the team over was also the starting point, was also the starting pork guy. They're like, how do I know you? They're like, I drove the van over here for you. Just find six guys, Please just find s

out there. The bell hop was the was the forward for the team. You're like, what Heather dishwashers pretty tall? Well, it's only got one arm though it's tall, but some things can come out of it. I remember that trip because no one knew Russ Smith's name. Mind you, Rick Patino's only All American in his twenty years here. Uh he he was scoring twenty five points a game in that little trip. They were doing this Russ, this dude and and well that's when Rick tried to run him off and

he just showed up. That's a true story. He refused to leave. So Rick came out on his little balcony because they have the Emperor's balcony in the practice facility. Of course they do. So it's sil Rick Patino and so Egomaniac Division one coaches. So in the practice facility on the second floor is a balcony. He can walk out the back of his office because you know, he's doing paperwork sure as the head coach or whatever. And he's

he walks out to oversee a practice is going. And he asked Kenny Klein, hey, why is Russ still here? He goes. Russ said, he's not leaving. I'm kind of picturing the Christians and the Lions and the guy sitting up on the balcony, yeah, waving his hand. I mean, I just again, why is Russ here? He wouldn't leave, coach Okay, because he's on the team. Next thing, you know, All

American First Team All American Gorgy Jang. That was the recruiting class. Remember that Gorgy Jang the bullet and Russ Smith the bullet and that Elijah Justice. Wow, you are good, you are good. Thank you. So all right, let's get to Oh we don't have a lot of time here. I'll do this story because it involves a fourteen foot bullet constrictor. I quit that. I guess if you're a if you're a plumber, thank you. M A water crew at Albany, New York, was working on the city's

water pipe. Yeah they were. They said, man, there was a clog or laying pipe. We got to unclog this pipe. And by the way, it's a forty inch white ironically water mean piet they had to snake it, but it was already snake I like it was it not? They found They were like, why Why is this forty agent show water main blocked? Something's going on in there? Get down hey, Jim, Steve Chuck. Five of us are going to watch you in the hole. Who's going

down there? Steve, Chuck and Jim because that's who works for the water company. Steve Chuck, Jim, get down there. I hope it's Steve. He's really cute. I hope it's Chuck. He's really really cute. Uh. The fourteen They got down there to unblock the thing and found a fourteen foot bowl constrictor. No, I'm out, I quit no way. That's a neighbor kid eater. That is crazy, which was removed by the State Department of Environmental conserv Conservation. Of course, you know they did back

out and go Nope, call the guy. Yep, who's the guy. I don't care. It's not me mind him. That's all I know. That is a giant snake. Even if you're in Florida, you're like, dude, it's fourteen feet long. That's hide your German shepherd kind of snake. Damn right, that's let's make a movie long, yes, right, snake's in a pipe. That's so stupid. What's it about? Well, see there's a snake, yeah, and a pipe and fourteen foot bull constrictor. He's in it. It's white used to have a snake. It's like,

why, why why I don't get that. Why do you want the food chain? I don't want to watch a snake eat live? Then? What do you see it? Well, you gotta go get live my and rats? What? No? Thank you? What do you? Baltimore? All right, here we go. That's a now John Donnegher's, and that's just to be there. That's a that's a Harry Potter riof Oh gotcha. Walter Moolt all right, Walter vander Bolter, Vander Vulnem, Walter Baltimore. Kay. We used to call it. We used to call Caliperry that Baltimore

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