Another birthday boy. Philip Bailey is seventy three today? Oh, Phil Bailey, won't you come home? Phil Bailey? Is he with Earth Wind and Fire right now? Or is that so? Yeah? Because they're coming with uh, they're are they coming with line Ritchie? Isn't that who? And then a double bill? Maybe I'm wrong? Hang on, I don't know all right? What was the song he did with Phil Collins, Phil Bailey? Phil? Yeah, he's in the easy Love. She's an easy what's
his name? Right? Yea? It wasn't funny in ninety four? Is not funny? Now? Stop doing it now? You get those listeners that call the show doing it. Have you ever had an infectious groove? It infects you? All right, Let's see earth Winding Fire all right? Okay fire. By the way, we had Courney Donaho on the show earlier today. It was a surprise. Joe Donnegher set us up. But I forgive her because she was she knew, she knew the reel end of years after
one note. But also she said, we knew the reaction you guys would have I record She said, she recorded it, her boss recorded it and sent it to all of Bloomberg. We should have cussed then you know, well we're kind of on the radio. That's good. Hey, I was right by the way. Yeah, Lionel, Ritchie and Earth, Wind and Fire. That's a good double bill man. Wednesday, Wednesday, June twelfth at the KFCUM Center, we got to see if we can get some tickets
to give away. That's right off our listeners. Alley all right, oh yeah, all right. So Dwight, this story is has something to do with you. Oh boy. When we did a morning show, I was famous for something and you were famous for something. So when we would walk in the door, people would say, you're the famous for taking your pants off. I'm famous. I'm famous for eating stuff out of the garbage cannon off the floor. Boom uh. Sometimes people didn't know who we were.
They would say, oh, I love these guys. One takes his pants off, the other guy eat stuff off the floor. We were very famous for that. But yeah, I have information about eating stuff off the floor. Okay, five second rule, the five second rule. Doctors have now answered about the five second rule. Okay. For you, mostly it was bar floors. There was a bar in Mexico that me and Les Underwood got
in and you snorted off fluid that wasn't have a nice day cafe. They squeeze eat all of the floor into a puddle, and I sniffed it up. I did it in Freedom Hall too, when I dropped my beard kid rock. Okay, So the doc says, basically the five second rule is correct in most cases, but it depends on It depends on the surface the floor. Huh. If it's a tile surface, now you're gonna get sick. Bacteria can jump instantly of the time the second it hits a tile floor.
Like if you're at the gym or something and there's a piece of food drops, just throw it away, don't eat it. Tile surfaces carry bacteria and it jumps immediately. On wood surface, bacteria be jumping. You can't stop bacteria from jumping. Bacteria be shopping on wood surfaces. It's about a fifty to fifty chance. Oh so if you look wood, So if you get that chances, oh, you got fifty to fifty shot right right, sniffer, you have a fifty percent chance off wood surfaces. On carpet,
yeah, I'm kind in the clear. Late. Less than one percent of bacteria will transfer from carpets. That's it's great news, because it is. But here's here's where I will caution you. And I want to go back to all three of these, but here's where I'm caution you. On carpet because I eat a egg sandwich every night and sometimes the egg whites will fall onto the carpet. I just pick it up and put it in my mouth. If you have a dog, you might want to pick the hair out.
You're gonna be bacteria free, but you might want to pick the dog hair out. So I'm taking notes when it comes to five second rule, carpet is better than hard wood. Yes, right, So if he was waiting seventies I had. I had my Apple watch timing seventeen seventeen seconds. But going for the joke to be made, going back to the five second, I can't believed what let you get the joke like I like you were you had it in the holster. I couldn't believe. I was waiting for
you to go with it, and Dave had it in the holster. I had that way through the egg story. Yes, you had a way to the stupid dog egg story. If you have a dog, eggs here, so you don't you know I have feelings. You can't. You can't make it. You know, I couldn't even get through it. No, you do not, Okay, Okay, So if you insist on eating food off the floor here it is tile, No would fifty to fifty carpet eat up. So if you're munching stuff off of the carpet, correct, makes you
a carpet muncher? Yes, So here's what I will say about the tile and where it can you know the ninety nine percent. You gotta do the five second rule like this, You got to pick it off the tile or the kitchen counter or whatever it might be. You got to blow on it. Okay, Okay, then you got see five second rule. You have to blow on it and you have to declare five second rule. I think they did not mention in this official study that I was. I was,
that's a great point. Yeah, what if you Yeah, because they blow on it. That's why all your best surgeons before they cut into you, they blow on their hands. They got this. Yeah, they they they blow on the scalpel. They blow on the scalpel before they cut you. But if you're with a really good surgeon, yeah, they say, here, let's sterilize the scalpel and they get a bit lighter out. You know,
my dad used to do that. That works. Actually, he would say, before you like poked us with something, he would sterilize it with a uh. Well. So back to my not it is it best to blow the tile or the hardwood, the hard well both, I would say, but I think it improves your chances if you blow after the wood. Really to blow after the wood services you're out of. You're out of. Look you're getting sick, and you can't blow the carpet because you look stupid.
I do freak out if my earbuds fall out of my ear on the carpet in locker room. I'm like, oh yeah, because you could get athlete's foot of the I just put it in my pocket. I put in my pocket. I won't wear them again. Tools tools story. Are you serious? So he's gonna get at least the ear drum. Yes, yes, that's a serious thing, Jim. Carpet so child, not safe to swallow, hardwood safe to swallow, that's right. No, fifty to fifty fifty fifty fifty swallow. Have at it, Okay, have at it.
I'm flying out to Vegas Thursday. I'm hoping my flight at in fifty to fifty, flight fifty to fifty. That's an old, stupid joke. And you need to put a dollar back into the damn it joke. That wasn't a real dollar. Was that a real dollar? That was like a monopoly? Okay, token, You're not gonna get my wallet out and do all this stupid stuff. You can't buy, David high right a broadcast okay, here, not be able to trick the news department, But you're not tricking
us, no way. All right, Look here it is tricky, Okay, tricky, tricky, tricky. I find that song, Dave. I need to hear a tricky ticky chick. Oh is that just run DMC? That's just DMC? All right, So don't eat things off wood eat them all right. We're moving on from the five second rule story. We are, Yes, there's so much to digest you no there. I got to see this new and I've got it on my Oh, here we go,
here we go. How is it how many late eighties early nineties movies did the car would pull up in the high school parking lot with the window down, and this is the kind of curly went to a house and buster. I had to leave early. Thank you, thank you who sings that song? Me and Daryl Mack and jam masters. Yes, it's true. I was part of Run DMC. I was like, you were the d I was the d Okay, I got to see this Tom Brady Roast. I have it downloaded to my fantastic I've got to download it to my tablet to
watch on the plane we travel. Inappropriate, it's inappropriate, it is not politically correct they use. I mean they go after matter of fact, his ex wife is losing right now, that's where it's not just his ex wife and somebody else too. But if if Aaron Hernandez' is Americas, if America's roast master General Jeffrey Ross is involved, it's always gonna be well. Dana White, I mean it's on Netflix, and he was like, you give me sixty seconds. I'm sorry, gay a guy named Dana's not gay enough
for you Netflix. I mean he was. They went after heavy people, gay people, stupid people. I mean, they did not stupid people. Now why do they bring the view into this? That's enough, Dave, I don't get any money. But anyway, Yeah, evidently this is one hell of a roast done the right way. I can't I can't wait to watch it. Oh boy on the plane. But it's got a couple of people pissed off, one of them being jib Bunching. She's pissed. You
know what, I don't know. I don't care for you and your perfect breast just because they went after that she possibly cheated on him, okay, and she's just like that's she's still claiming that's not true. She could have cheated on him a moment. But here's where the converse and you know, this is where it goes, because this speaks to you and I here for a second. So the host, is that what she got? You said, you love it, Jeffrey. She starts, He starts, and he
makes a joke about Robert Kraft and the massage tape. Oh really, So Brady gets up right away, walks over and says in his ear, which picks up on the mic, don't say that S word again, and Ross goes, okay, last one, last one, I want say it again. So what S word? Okay, like poop? Don't say that pop? Thank you? So so he said, oh okay, cool, cool,
cool. So here's where the wife is gonna go. Okay, so you got up out of your chair, you walked over in the middle of the broadcast where the microphone can hear you to defend your old boss, but you me defend your own wife ex wife, my god and your kids. Wow, that's where that goes. And there is no winning that. Tom, You're not gonna win it. Take the hit is Robert Kraft? Are they still married? Speaking of five second run, who's still married? Robert
Kraft? I have no idea where he's married or not. It doesn't matter. He's feel like five billion dollars. Here's what I'm saying, though, if he finally got things patched up with his wife, you gotta think that reopens it, doesn't it If you have patched things up with the wife. The wife's not watching the Netflix roast of Tom Brady, which you are on, Well she doesn't have to because jackasses like us. We're talking about the
line that was delivered about infidelity and opened up the wound. Well, actually, the story about Tom asking him not to say that S word again made that a bigger story, right, made it a bigger story. It's kind of like when somebody unsands something to you or let me tell you. Let me tell you. They went after Kevin Hart and Gronk and Edelman and I mean it was brutal. Giselle bunch And says this zion valid deeply. Just the point that she's German. Yeah, isn't bunching, Giselle Bunchen. No,
she's Brazilian. Okay, you've done that voice a Brazilian time. I've done it a Brazilian time. Right. Letna get my uh Brazilian voice. All right. M well, I'm extremely disciplined. That's your bad Ronald Reagan voice. Nancy felt very disrespected and the family was portrayed negatively and it's irresponsible. Is it just me? Or as the voice get better? Is it getting better? I think it is, Thank you, mad Ronald Reagae. Gizell Bunch And said that, uh, she was extremely disappointed at her family
and her children being disrespected. Uh. Somebody else that was pissed off about the roast was the ex financial fiance of deceased patriots tied in Aaron Hernandez. I'm not kidding, Huh. That was the thing, wasn't it. Didn't he have a gay affair? Yeah he did? Yeah? No, he with his uh with his quarterback. Oh Brady, No, Adez, your jerk face. Wait a minute, No, his quarterback was Tom Brady. You said you said he had an affair with his quarterback. No, high
school. You didn't watch the Aaron Aaron Oh yeah, okay, I tell you meant okay, yeah, the Brady when they kept under wraps anyway. Uh. Aaron Harandez ex fiance said that she was also pissed over jokes at her name in this expanse. Look if you're if you're a murderer, yeah, jeez, don't offend him. Don't offend the murderer by any stretch of imagination. So the blonde comedian, it's always at that roast. It's a really super hot one. Oh she gets up and goes, Tom Brady,
you lost thirty million dollars in crypto. Even Gronk was like me, no, not real money. That's good. I mean you gotta watch now. Look, my two favorite roasters are Amy Schumer and uh Jeffrey Rock. If you are sensitive and you want to be politically correct, do not watch this because it will trigger you. It will, which means it's probably funny. I get the dumb button just in case, because I want to give a line from Amy Schumer on Mike Tyson's Are you telling me that you can't pull
the line off without screwing it up? All right, go ahead, all right, go ahead, dude. Amy Schumer was roasting Mike Tyson and she said, I love that face tattoo that you have there, but it confuses me. I never know. I never know if I should it back and admire it or finish on it. I thank you, Mike Tyson. I did. I've done three roasts. Uh, I don't want anything to do, and every time I forgot that the roasters get roasted to like when I
prepared I roasted Terry Miners. I just did Terry Miners jokes. I didn't even think about attacking the other when we did Dear Isaacs. I just did Dear ISACs. I need to attack the other people because I forgot that part. We did Matt Jones, I've attacked Matt Jones. I didn't attack anybody else, but the funniest people that went up attacked everybody on the on the panel. It was that's the best part. I think it's the best part.
And Tom Brady was great, I mean, his his roast of other people were great too, Like he said, hey, because he's part over our team. Who writes the lines for him? You know? Oh sure, no no, no, no, no no no. There are writers that help all these help all these guys. And I thought one of the funny lines for Tom Brady was, you know, everyone's criticizing me for trying to become part owner of the of the Raiders. He goes, man, I was just tired of owning the Colts and the bills. And then Eli
Manning down Yours tweeted out because he didn't show up. Eli Manning said, look, I felt like I didn't need to roast Tom Brady, you know a third time? Oh beautiful, it was good stuff. Yeah, I watch I've seen one part. I've seen one part. It is about ten seconds was alf laugh, Ben Alflack even funny. It seemed like he just
went on I missed that part. I watched it in peace. He saw ten seconds of this and it was Ben Aflack and he was just yelling like an old man at uh at fans act like if you didn't know has some drinking issues? Oh does he if you get up there a little drunk? Cause that's that. Let me tell you if you're a comedian or if you're an actor and not a comedian and you're in that crew on that stage, you are you are out of your depth. What was a guy on?
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gonna get Murphy. Okay. That was Dave Bickler who did the voice for I Am the Tiger in the commercial. This is Jimmy Jamison who took over when he had voice problems. He was in the band called Cobra. They found him. Oh my god, with your murp neis murph. Dude. Just listen to the sweetiest heavy metal you know. It's good stuff stuff, It's good, good, right, good good stuff. Was that one songing? The ride was twenty minutes long? Is that one song? Yeah?
Yeah, probably one song song? All right, So I have a list of supposedly these most popular TV shows to all time. Okay, so they have two numbers related to each one of these hosts. Now, this is a host of a game show or endo, news or entertainment. Okay, so encompasses every kind of host. They have a positive opinion percentage and recognizable oh number like, oh you recognize that name? Okay, what if Carson is still on it? I bet probably not best late night hosts all time?
Yes, Johnny Carson. Least let me see if I can pull up the you know what, Johnny Carson comes in at number three, which number three positive opinion sixty one percent, Wow, and eighty six percent of the people they polled said oh I know that name. Oh right, that's great news eighty six percent. And when he retired he just disappeared. Yeah, no, absolutely, he just lived his life quietly. I saw one. I saw one interview with him on sixty Minutes where he played his drums for
him and all those big drummer that was it. But you know how we watch a lot of That's all we watch is old TV ol TV. There's a service. It's a free app called Pluto. Yeah yeah, yeah, I got that, and we got that. And there's actually a Johnny Carson channel all Carson. I think Jay Leno was in somewhere between the two. Uh. There's David Letterman that just can't walk away. He's got to do these new he's doing these podcasts where he's interviewing celebrities and like, you know,
that's what your job was before with the Big Beard. You're Thomas Howe guy too. It's like, why are you doing the eight inch gray Beard? You look? Yeah, look, terror Letterman can't sing like Tommy how Yeah, you got that right, baby, Tommy how I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that David Lenerman could sing better than Tom Man. What are you doing dog, You know, Tommy how fans out there? Take it back? Sorry, take it back, take it back? All
right? Give me another name on this list. Radio television doesn't matter host well, Howard Stern, No, not on the top ten. Boy, I'm gonna dig deep on this one. Well, Steve Harvey, there you go, there you go. Steve Harvey's positive opinion was sixty percent, and he has a higher recognition number than Johnny Carson at ninety four percent. Let's throw a Louisville fact in there. You ready, yeah, so, and you can look this up on the Google machine that you're not a fan of
perfect brusts. No, no, no, everybody knows that. But Steve Harvey, he was going to throw in the towel. Didn't even have the money to get to the next town. He's trying stand up, yeah, and he's getting ready throw in the towel. And then he has a message on his recorder and it was work from none other than Louisville's own Tom Soble. Shut up and making this story. Oh no, he actually credits his career to Tom Soble and on national television told that story. Wow, that's
pretty cool. I give you another one. Oprah Winfrey. No, oh, no, Hart say Richard Dawson. But there's no way I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna say, Okay, yeah, this list was twenty five. I just did the top ten, so they might be on that list. But go ahead, okay, let me see. Well is Jay Leno on it? No? Wow, Carlos Santana, shut up, that's not even a who used to do the radio countdown? Oh? Jesse Dixon in America's Time? Oh Casey case Casey, Well, Casey did one, but
Jesse Dixon did a better one. That's true. Casey Caseum. Opinion of Casey Caseum is positive fifty four percent, with only a seventy seven percent recognition. Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching, brother storm. I will tell you the people that didn't make the top ten Wayne Brady, Conan O'Brien, Andy Rooney, Julia Child, Howie Mandel, Pat Sajack, David Letterman, Ed Sullivan, Joan Rivers, Jay Leno, and Regis Film. I'm suppressed that they did not make the top two. Don't tell me Kelly
Rippa made it. I was shocked Ed Sullivan, I mean he was television for Where did that where did Wink Martindale fall in? I don't think, And I'm not a fan of Conan O'Brien, so I'm glad he didn't make it. Only I am a fan of Coling. I am not. You're
not why because I can't. In two thousand and eight, when middle class families were living in hotels and had three jobs, he was on TV crying and moaning that he got a thirty million dollar buyout because they they made me go back to his own own and he just how and then he went on a tour. Remember two thousand and eight, he went on it. I hated it. I was so pissed he went on a tour that basically just made fun of that network. And I was like, you got paid thirty
million dollars and people can't feed their kids. Wow, I'm so pissed. All right, but I'm moved on. Obviously, you bombed on the Tonight Show. End of story. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yes, they didn't. They don't want you. You sent you back. But when they sent you back, they gave you a thirty million dollar satchel. Shut up? Could you imagine? All right? I give it. Drew Carrey alo, Okay, he does obviously, Uh, price us is right, he does.
Positive opinion fifty five percent with an eighty nine percent recognition. I think he looks creepy now he's lost the weight though everyone. I think he does well. Turn around. He's on TV right now. Okay, So for example, if this guy in those glasses looking like that pulled up to a playground in a van, could you snatch your kids up quick enough? He's clean, he's clean shaven now, but when he has that beer like Letterman
all that, I think he looks terrible. I think either way he looks like a All right, here's an aim that doesn't belong on the list. What is at number eight? Jeff Foxworthy? Okay, positive opinion fifty five percent and eighty six percent recognition. I don't even know what show he hosted. That's where I get all my news from Jeff fox Wasn't it like that you're smarter than a fifth grader or something like that one of his dude might be a red Now, oh, you listen to Fox News, not Foxworthy.
Oh Bob Barker. Positive opinion comes in in. There we go. I love Bob Barker. Positives fifty nine percent, eighty seven percent recognized. What about Michael Strahan, No, it's onst is he his game shows? He does all the he does NFL and uhm, he did the mirror the morning show he did for a while NFL and he was hosting Wasn't that crazy show? The way that he was doing NFL And he would be out and doing the West Coast game and then he would be in New York and that
early damn morning she was killing himself. Uh, this guy needs to be way higher than number six. Dick Clark. Ah. Yeah, positive opinion fifty nine percent and even today Dick Clark's name has an eighty five percent record. Wow, you never forget Dick? Is that the most he did? He did them is the most famous Dick? You know what? I would think? So, so if you remember Ron, Dick Nixon, Dick Clark,
Ron Clay, the great Ron Clays. I do. So there was Dick Clark and there was Tom Clay out in the LA market, Yes, and they were rivals. And then Dick started doing TV and Ron, uh Tom Clay did not and Dick to cough. Yeah, let me google famous Dix careful, I did that list? Dick Clark, Dick Johnson. I know, come on, Dick Vitewe, who is Dick Dick Wolf. Dick Wolf is a rider, right, Dicky, Dick Cavett, Dick Cabot, Yeah that makes sense? Yeah? Uh, Dick Geppart, Dick Nixon?
We said that, Dick did we already say that? How did? How did Milton Burrow make this list? I don't know, I know why? All right? Uh so let's jump to number four. Oh, Dick Thomas John Boy, that's his name. Yeah, I changed my mind. I only know if Dick Clark is on top of this list, maybe this guy should. I don't know. I'm just I'm fifty five years old. And Walter Cronkite, for the longest stars was the guy most trusted man in America
positive opinion sixty percent. I mean when he Kronkite was the guy that hosts The Jokers will right, Yeah? Yes. When Walter Cronkite said on national television that the Vietnam War was now unwinnable changed everything in American culture. It was crazy and whatever he said on the evening news, that was it? What about ghost facts? What about delivering the news on JFK, Yes, taking his glasses off yes, and the landing on the moon, do you know? And I get this all the time. I want to just put
this out there. Let's change the score for one second. Every time Susan I go out somewhere, and I want to know if this happens to you all. They compare this show to Walter Cronkite, and so you know, I heard that a lot. Do you hear that? I get sixty minutes and I get kron Kite almost every time I get sixty minutes too. Yeah, yep. Well they said, look if it's you know, if you're going to do a word salad, yes, go with Tony Dwighton, Dave j that's right the best. Oh wait, Morley Safer has to be on
this list, right, and I'm Morley Safer. No, he's not. So we had Walter Cronkite four, Johnny Carson at three. You're not gonna believe number two. Not Kelly Rippa. He's dead, by the way. Well so it was Dick, but he made the list. Steve one, Steve Hey, I want to stick my picky up here in it's rear end and see if we could get a gat spat of it. Let's see one of the great What are the ones we really need around here? Doe? I know, I mean, come on, sting Ray took him out.
It's the odds of that sting Ray I don't even know. I sting Ray could kill you. So here's the thing, okay, So how many times does this guardian angel get at Like he would be in Australia and he would walk down a path, he go wait, and then he would jump head first in the bushes and pull out the black snake, which is the most dangerous, fentimous snake in the world by the tail and vegas and the biggest one. And he would say something like be careful, you see this guy
on the path. He would take you that with one nano second with he became famous by the first person that we've ever seen, like we see it all the time now, but he was the first person we all ever seen jump on the back of an alligator. Steve Barron was kind of like the Jackass of animal shows. He was amazing Jackass, He was amazing. They roll around mouse traps. His ESPN commercial was good too. He had a ups outfit. That's what he wore every day, even when he would go
scuba diving. He wouldn't change. He just put the backpack on over his UPS uniform. That's because he was lowc whity nine. That was his second job he delivered, and that literally literally he would he was on they would be on the Carson Show or whatever in his UPS uniform with the same boots and then you'd see him next in the water in Australia in the middle of the day. In the middle of the day, give us number one, then get to the Liverrys one. Alex Trebek recordission is ninety two percent.
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