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Tom Shattuck's Burn Barrel

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Episodes

Double Mutant Variant Of Imbeciles- EP 226

60 Minutes attempts to mug Governor Ron Desantis but he saw them coming and now they may have coronated him. Also, new mutant viruses are coming according to Fauci and the giddy media. And we won the faceoff on Twitter! Subscribe to Tom's Substack at: tomshattuck.substack.com You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck Mo...

Apr 06, 202148 min

The Diet Don't Work For Tom The Same- EP 225

Racism is making America fat and shiny new locomotives may be crisscrossing the continent soon. Also, MLB is punishing the black community in Atlanta for the sake of social justice. There is a lot here. Happy Easter. Subscribe to Tom's Substack at: tomshattuck.substack.com You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More ...

Apr 05, 20211 hr 27 min

The Si Se Paw Dway Matchmakers- EP 224

Joe Biden decries the new Jim Crow laws he says Republicans have foisted in 40 states. Also, there are hip new building stickers available if you're a sophisticated progressive and Alice dispenses some dating advice. Can we do it? Si se puede!!!! Subscribe to Tom's Substack at: tomshattuck.substack.com You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow A...

Apr 02, 202149 min

One Part Bizarre, Two Parts Stupid - EP 223

Congressman Matt Gaetz on the Tucker Carlson Show is one for the ages. There may be a seventeen-year-old involved, some blackmail, some wiretapping and some awkward attempts to bond with Tucker. Also, a Georgia State Senator blows up CNN's voter suppression fever dreams. Also, some other mind blowing stuff. Subscribe to Tom's Substack at: tomshattuck.substack.com You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarr...

Apr 01, 202153 min

Think Happy Thoughts - EP 222

Warning: The words of Kamala Harris may cause hyperventilation and worse. Also, insane people are everywhere. Some of them we love, some not so much. Got your Covid passport yet? A lot here. Enjoy! Subscribe to Tom's Substack at: tomshattuck.substack.com You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.to...

Mar 31, 202150 min

Recurring Feeling That Bureaucrats Are Morons - EP 221

CDC Director Rochelle Walensky feels we are all doomed and she's scared. Meanwhile, Ted Cruz is hassled by a bureaucrat for taking pictures at the border and a morning show host self immolates when talking toast. Subscribe to Tom's Substack at: tomshattuck.substack.com You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom ...

Mar 30, 20211 hr 2 min

Time For Universal Taligating - EP 220

More awful crimes are committed and progressives make every effort to racialize them. Also, more trouble on the border and Psaki has no answers. In addition we tell you the truth behind some scary voting laws you are hearing about and great news- you can tailgate anywhere!! Subscribe to Tom's Substack at: tomshattuck.substack.com You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @...

Mar 29, 202152 min

What The Hell Was That - EP 219

Joe Biden sent a clear message today in his first press conference that immigrants may come through the Southern border but also should stay home but children can stay unless their mothers are in Central America in which case the kids must go. We think, anyway. Also, a salty airline pilot hates Hyundais and San Francisco and Sesame Street has new muppets - this we cannot describe in words, you'll need to listen. Subscribe to Tom's Substack at: tomshattuck.substack.com You can buy Burn Barrel pod...

Mar 26, 202154 min

X-Rated Poets Society - EP 218

The media continues to be salty at the Biden administration for hiding the cards when it comes to the border crisis. Also, the gun control battle is back on and Alice Shattuck reads a shocking poem. Here is the Stossel piece: https://twitter.com/JohnStossel/status/1374471378909372416?s=20 Here is Alice's murdered seal: https://nypost.com/2021/03/24/freddie-mercury-the-seal-owner-of-dog-in-attack-apologizes/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter You can buy B...

Mar 25, 202155 min

The Media Has Found Their New Trump- EP 217

A photog captions a photo of a nurse, noting that she's "F*&^%ing" hot, among other things. Also, is Joe Biden the media's new Trump? Maybe in an attempt to shore up ratings? There is a whole pile of stuff in this one. Enjoy! You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.tomshattuck.com Tom's "Inst...

Mar 24, 20211 hr 2 min

The Both Sides Now President- EP 216

The Biden administration's immigration policy is evolving at a supersonic pace and poor Jen Psaki is not handling it well. Also, you can learn to twerk during this episode. You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.tomshattuck.com Tom's "Insta" as the zoomers say: www.instagram.com/tomwshattuck/ Th...

Mar 23, 202152 min

Biden Gives Himself A Good Solid B+ On The Border- EP 215

Joe Biden's border honcho says we will sing the praises of the good work they are doing in the future. Also, some cancelers get cancelled and more flags are bad. Also, also, don't wear a bright yellow, too tight t-shirt wear you will be noticed. You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.tomshattuck...

Mar 22, 202156 min

It Is Just Theatre - EP 214

Rand Paul throws Tony Fauci a beating over masks and Bill De Blasio is going to have shock troops interrogate people for having bad thoughts. Meanwhile the great woke whale has found another victim. Also, i's open borders time! Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.tomshattuck.com Tom's "Insta" as the zoomers say: www.instagram.com/tomwshattuck/ The opening them...

Mar 19, 202148 min

Joe Biden - The Surgin' General - EP 213

Joe Biden spends 2020 telling immigrants to surge to the US border and spends 2021 buying them street lamps or something. Also, crimes against Asians are up, and crime everywhere is up so can we have honest conversations about it? You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.tomshattuck.com Tom's "Ins...

Mar 18, 202146 min

Project Dumb Way - EP 212

CNN continues its conversion to the Carlson News Network as they seek to wage battle with the king of primetime cable news. Also, on The Bachelor a grown woman grovels in front of a grown man who comforts her by telling her she needs to put in the work. Also, Alice outs Tom. Here is the Guam clip. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1371552027914989573?s=20 You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodca...

Mar 17, 202156 min

The Big-Hearted, Trying Hard Administration - EP 211

The Biden Administration is trying to explain why kids in cages on the borders not seeing the sun for days is somehow Donald Trump's fault. Also, the War on Tucker is in full swing and the media doesn't know why it exists. You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.tomshattuck.com Tom's "Insta" as t...

Mar 16, 20211 hr 3 min

Hank Had An Indescribable Wit - EP 210

Brian Stelter has rebooted his show and is using his brutal intellect to lay waste to the Fox News host. Also, Anthony Fauci pulls another 180 and Hank, the austere Guinea hen has been murdered. You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.tomshattuck.com Tom's "Insta" as the zoomers say: www.instagra...

Mar 15, 20211 hr 15 min

Death By Woke Apology - EP 209

The Teen Vogue tribunal is deciding the fate of a new woke employee for not being woke a decade ago. Also, the Biden Covid bill is a Keynesian avalanche of free stuff and circular discussions on social justice move Tom ever closer to ending his own life. You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.to...

Mar 12, 202148 min

Cowboy Down - EP 208

Johnny and Michelle Damon are an exciting couple and though he said that "Blue Lives Matter" he was boozed on a nuclear level so off to jail he went. Also, Bill Ayers and Dinesh D'Souza debate police reform and criminal justice and we discover yet another Autonomous Zone. You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More T...

Mar 11, 202153 min

Cancel Time For Major, Champ And Piers - EP 207

The First pooches have been exiled to Delaware and Piers Morgan has been wiped from the telly. Everything is getting banned as everyone is getting dumber. Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.tomshattuck.com Tom's "Insta" as the zoomers say: www.instagram.com/tomwshattuck/ The opening theme music is called Divine Intervention by Matthew Sweet. The closing theme...

Mar 10, 202157 min

Poor Prince Harry Lost His Allowance - EP 206

Meghan Markle likes to rescue things. Whether it is chickens from a farm or princes from fruitful and prosperous lives she is there to make a difference. Also, campus tribunals are coming back and the Lincoln Project grifters were aware of their cofounder miscreant a year ago but said nothing. Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.tomshattuck.com Tom's "Insta" a...

Mar 09, 202154 min

I Met My Trophy Wife At The Mailbox - EP 205

How to destroy a career and about 50 marriages in one sermon. Also, Joe Biden says Indians are taking over the world and a guy walks through a bookstore. Also, introducing Bryan Donalds. You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.tomshattuck.com Tom's "Insta" as the zoomers say: www.instagram.com/to...

Mar 08, 20211 hr 5 min

It's Called Airforce Gorram One-EP 204

In case you didn't know it the president takes a private airplane called Air Force One. Also, who cares about gas, Cuomo's accuser speaks and the wheels on the bus go round and round while the idiots on the bus go viral. Doug "VB" Goudie joins us. Follow VB on twitter: @Vbthewise Hear his show here: https://wgy.iheart.com/featured/doug-and-kelly/ You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow ...

Mar 05, 202153 min

Beware The Diet Industrial Complex - EP 203

There is a crisis at the border and it's so bad the media is covering it. Also, maybe you'll be required to wear masks every flu season and fat people are being targeted by dark forces. Subscribe to Tom Shattuck's Burn Barrel on YouTube You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.tomshattuck.com Tom'...

Mar 04, 202136 min

Duck Duck Orange Truck-EP 202

The Shattucks have been attacked! Also, Liz Warren is coming for your horses but at least genderless voice assistants are here. Andrew Cuomo likes the younger ladies but they don't like him. Also, journalism isn't about information, it's about making you do the right thing. And the big plow winners have been chosen. Subscribe to Tom Shattuck's Burn Barrel on YouTube You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnb...

Mar 03, 20211 hr 4 min

Do Not Taunt Daily Pass-EP 201

Jane Fonda and Mark Ruffalo are very good people and they'll tell you just how good. Also, Daily Pass is here! It's not a creepy control device at all but rather like a winning ticket. Now comply. Also Cuomo is a creepy fellow and the staffers run the New York Times. Subscribe to Tom Shattuck's Burn Barrel on YouTube You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck Y...

Mar 02, 202154 min

Trump Towers Over CPAC-EP 200

Donald Trump returns to CPAC and lays the groundwork for the GOP going forward and also pummels Biden. Also, Jen Psaki says Joe Biden supports Cuomo's alleged victims but doesn't necessarily believe them and the most raunchy play-by-play call we have ever heard. Facebook: www.facebook.com/burnbarrelpodcast Subscribe to Tom Shattuck's Burn Barrel on YouTube You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodca...

Mar 01, 20211 hr 6 min

Please Teach The Teachers Not To Sing-EP 199

Why are teachers singing ten second songs with 3,000 lyrics about woke issues in a way than makes them sound like they had just dropped acid. Also, Rand Paul squares off against Rachel Levine on the issue of kids transitioning and Jen Psaki continues to rave about kids in containers. Facebook: www.facebook.com/burnbarrelpodcast Subscribe to Tom Shattuck's Burn Barrel on YouTube You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Pa...

Feb 25, 202152 min

Difficult Situations-EP 198

Ted Cruz has had enough of A-hole neighbors, creepy paparazzi taking pictures of his wife in a bikini and social media posts accusing him of trying to kill Snowflake. Also, Jen Psaki tries to explain why kids in containers is better than kids in cages and Andrew Cuomo and Bill Clinton share a lust for cigars, among other things. Follow the show on Twitter: @burnbarrelpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/burnbarrelpodcast Subscribe to Tom Shattuck's Burn Barrel on YouTube You can buy Burn Barrel podcas...

Feb 24, 202147 min

Humane Solitary Concrete Facilities With Bars-EP 197

Those are not kids in cages! Those are humane concrete locked cells in the desert with kids inside but there is context, dammit! Also, the left continues to cancel their own and teachers unions tell us that isolated but at least uncaged kids are resilient so shut up. Follow the show on Twitter: @burnbarrelpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/burnbarrelpodcast Subscribe to Tom Shattuck's Burn Barrel on YouTube You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodc...

Feb 23, 202156 min
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