60 Minutes attempts to mug Governor Ron Desantis but he saw them coming and now they may have coronated him. Also, new mutant viruses are coming according to Fauci and the giddy media. And we won the faceoff on Twitter! Subscribe to Tom's Substack at: tomshattuck.substack.com You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck Mo...
Apr 06, 2021•48 min
Racism is making America fat and shiny new locomotives may be crisscrossing the continent soon. Also, MLB is punishing the black community in Atlanta for the sake of social justice. There is a lot here. Happy Easter. Subscribe to Tom's Substack at: tomshattuck.substack.com You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More ...
Apr 05, 2021•1 hr 27 min
Joe Biden decries the new Jim Crow laws he says Republicans have foisted in 40 states. Also, there are hip new building stickers available if you're a sophisticated progressive and Alice dispenses some dating advice. Can we do it? Si se puede!!!! Subscribe to Tom's Substack at: tomshattuck.substack.com You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow A...
Apr 02, 2021•49 min
Congressman Matt Gaetz on the Tucker Carlson Show is one for the ages. There may be a seventeen-year-old involved, some blackmail, some wiretapping and some awkward attempts to bond with Tucker. Also, a Georgia State Senator blows up CNN's voter suppression fever dreams. Also, some other mind blowing stuff. Subscribe to Tom's Substack at: tomshattuck.substack.com You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarr...
Apr 01, 2021•53 min
Warning: The words of Kamala Harris may cause hyperventilation and worse. Also, insane people are everywhere. Some of them we love, some not so much. Got your Covid passport yet? A lot here. Enjoy! Subscribe to Tom's Substack at: tomshattuck.substack.com You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.to...
Mar 31, 2021•50 min
CDC Director Rochelle Walensky feels we are all doomed and she's scared. Meanwhile, Ted Cruz is hassled by a bureaucrat for taking pictures at the border and a morning show host self immolates when talking toast. Subscribe to Tom's Substack at: tomshattuck.substack.com You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom ...
Mar 30, 2021•1 hr 2 min
More awful crimes are committed and progressives make every effort to racialize them. Also, more trouble on the border and Psaki has no answers. In addition we tell you the truth behind some scary voting laws you are hearing about and great news- you can tailgate anywhere!! Subscribe to Tom's Substack at: tomshattuck.substack.com You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @...
Mar 29, 2021•52 min
Joe Biden sent a clear message today in his first press conference that immigrants may come through the Southern border but also should stay home but children can stay unless their mothers are in Central America in which case the kids must go. We think, anyway. Also, a salty airline pilot hates Hyundais and San Francisco and Sesame Street has new muppets - this we cannot describe in words, you'll need to listen. Subscribe to Tom's Substack at: tomshattuck.substack.com You can buy Burn Barrel pod...
Mar 26, 2021•54 min
The media continues to be salty at the Biden administration for hiding the cards when it comes to the border crisis. Also, the gun control battle is back on and Alice Shattuck reads a shocking poem. Here is the Stossel piece: https://twitter.com/JohnStossel/status/1374471378909372416?s=20 Here is Alice's murdered seal: https://nypost.com/2021/03/24/freddie-mercury-the-seal-owner-of-dog-in-attack-apologizes/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter You can buy B...
Mar 25, 2021•55 min
A photog captions a photo of a nurse, noting that she's "F*&^%ing" hot, among other things. Also, is Joe Biden the media's new Trump? Maybe in an attempt to shore up ratings? There is a whole pile of stuff in this one. Enjoy! You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.tomshattuck.com Tom's "Inst...
Mar 24, 2021•1 hr 2 min
The Biden administration's immigration policy is evolving at a supersonic pace and poor Jen Psaki is not handling it well. Also, you can learn to twerk during this episode. You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.tomshattuck.com Tom's "Insta" as the zoomers say: www.instagram.com/tomwshattuck/ Th...
Mar 23, 2021•52 min
Joe Biden's border honcho says we will sing the praises of the good work they are doing in the future. Also, some cancelers get cancelled and more flags are bad. Also, also, don't wear a bright yellow, too tight t-shirt wear you will be noticed. You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.tomshattuck...
Mar 22, 2021•56 min
Rand Paul throws Tony Fauci a beating over masks and Bill De Blasio is going to have shock troops interrogate people for having bad thoughts. Meanwhile the great woke whale has found another victim. Also, i's open borders time! Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.tomshattuck.com Tom's "Insta" as the zoomers say: www.instagram.com/tomwshattuck/ The opening them...
Mar 19, 2021•48 min
Joe Biden spends 2020 telling immigrants to surge to the US border and spends 2021 buying them street lamps or something. Also, crimes against Asians are up, and crime everywhere is up so can we have honest conversations about it? You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.tomshattuck.com Tom's "Ins...
Mar 18, 2021•46 min
CNN continues its conversion to the Carlson News Network as they seek to wage battle with the king of primetime cable news. Also, on The Bachelor a grown woman grovels in front of a grown man who comforts her by telling her she needs to put in the work. Also, Alice outs Tom. Here is the Guam clip. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1371552027914989573?s=20 You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodca...
Mar 17, 2021•56 min
The Biden Administration is trying to explain why kids in cages on the borders not seeing the sun for days is somehow Donald Trump's fault. Also, the War on Tucker is in full swing and the media doesn't know why it exists. You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.tomshattuck.com Tom's "Insta" as t...
Mar 16, 2021•1 hr 3 min
Brian Stelter has rebooted his show and is using his brutal intellect to lay waste to the Fox News host. Also, Anthony Fauci pulls another 180 and Hank, the austere Guinea hen has been murdered. You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.tomshattuck.com Tom's "Insta" as the zoomers say: www.instagra...
Mar 15, 2021•1 hr 15 min
The Teen Vogue tribunal is deciding the fate of a new woke employee for not being woke a decade ago. Also, the Biden Covid bill is a Keynesian avalanche of free stuff and circular discussions on social justice move Tom ever closer to ending his own life. You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.to...
Mar 12, 2021•48 min
Johnny and Michelle Damon are an exciting couple and though he said that "Blue Lives Matter" he was boozed on a nuclear level so off to jail he went. Also, Bill Ayers and Dinesh D'Souza debate police reform and criminal justice and we discover yet another Autonomous Zone. You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More T...
Mar 11, 2021•53 min
The First pooches have been exiled to Delaware and Piers Morgan has been wiped from the telly. Everything is getting banned as everyone is getting dumber. Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.tomshattuck.com Tom's "Insta" as the zoomers say: www.instagram.com/tomwshattuck/ The opening theme music is called Divine Intervention by Matthew Sweet. The closing theme...
Mar 10, 2021•57 min
Meghan Markle likes to rescue things. Whether it is chickens from a farm or princes from fruitful and prosperous lives she is there to make a difference. Also, campus tribunals are coming back and the Lincoln Project grifters were aware of their cofounder miscreant a year ago but said nothing. Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.tomshattuck.com Tom's "Insta" a...
Mar 09, 2021•54 min
How to destroy a career and about 50 marriages in one sermon. Also, Joe Biden says Indians are taking over the world and a guy walks through a bookstore. Also, introducing Bryan Donalds. You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.tomshattuck.com Tom's "Insta" as the zoomers say: www.instagram.com/to...
Mar 08, 2021•1 hr 5 min
In case you didn't know it the president takes a private airplane called Air Force One. Also, who cares about gas, Cuomo's accuser speaks and the wheels on the bus go round and round while the idiots on the bus go viral. Doug "VB" Goudie joins us. Follow VB on twitter: @Vbthewise Hear his show here: https://wgy.iheart.com/featured/doug-and-kelly/ You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow ...
Mar 05, 2021•53 min
There is a crisis at the border and it's so bad the media is covering it. Also, maybe you'll be required to wear masks every flu season and fat people are being targeted by dark forces. Subscribe to Tom Shattuck's Burn Barrel on YouTube You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck You can follow Alice too: @aliceshattuck More Tom stuff at www.tomshattuck.com Tom'...
Mar 04, 2021•36 min
The Shattucks have been attacked! Also, Liz Warren is coming for your horses but at least genderless voice assistants are here. Andrew Cuomo likes the younger ladies but they don't like him. Also, journalism isn't about information, it's about making you do the right thing. And the big plow winners have been chosen. Subscribe to Tom Shattuck's Burn Barrel on YouTube You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnb...
Mar 03, 2021•1 hr 4 min
Jane Fonda and Mark Ruffalo are very good people and they'll tell you just how good. Also, Daily Pass is here! It's not a creepy control device at all but rather like a winning ticket. Now comply. Also Cuomo is a creepy fellow and the staffers run the New York Times. Subscribe to Tom Shattuck's Burn Barrel on YouTube You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodcast Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomshattuck Y...
Mar 02, 2021•54 min
Donald Trump returns to CPAC and lays the groundwork for the GOP going forward and also pummels Biden. Also, Jen Psaki says Joe Biden supports Cuomo's alleged victims but doesn't necessarily believe them and the most raunchy play-by-play call we have ever heard. Facebook: www.facebook.com/burnbarrelpodcast Subscribe to Tom Shattuck's Burn Barrel on YouTube You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Parler: @burnbarrelpodca...
Mar 01, 2021•1 hr 6 min
Why are teachers singing ten second songs with 3,000 lyrics about woke issues in a way than makes them sound like they had just dropped acid. Also, Rand Paul squares off against Rachel Levine on the issue of kids transitioning and Jen Psaki continues to rave about kids in containers. Facebook: www.facebook.com/burnbarrelpodcast Subscribe to Tom Shattuck's Burn Barrel on YouTube You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodcast@gmail.com Follow on Pa...
Feb 25, 2021•52 min
Ted Cruz has had enough of A-hole neighbors, creepy paparazzi taking pictures of his wife in a bikini and social media posts accusing him of trying to kill Snowflake. Also, Jen Psaki tries to explain why kids in containers is better than kids in cages and Andrew Cuomo and Bill Clinton share a lust for cigars, among other things. Follow the show on Twitter: @burnbarrelpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/burnbarrelpodcast Subscribe to Tom Shattuck's Burn Barrel on YouTube You can buy Burn Barrel podcas...
Feb 24, 2021•47 min
Those are not kids in cages! Those are humane concrete locked cells in the desert with kids inside but there is context, dammit! Also, the left continues to cancel their own and teachers unions tell us that isolated but at least uncaged kids are resilient so shut up. Follow the show on Twitter: @burnbarrelpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/burnbarrelpodcast Subscribe to Tom Shattuck's Burn Barrel on YouTube You can buy Burn Barrel podcast stuff at: shop.burnbarrelpodcast.com Email us: burnbarrelpodc...
Feb 23, 2021•56 min