Tom Kelly is a middle aged, middle class stand up comedian from Long Island getting back to the basics and getting back to the fun. What is Tom’s favorite word to say with a Long Island accent? Should you not take a paying job because no one will respect you if you take it? Can Tom make a bathroom joke on Instagram?
Jan 08, 2024•22 min
Tom sets a simple New Year resolution for 2024 . . . “Get Back To The Fun”. And while driving Ocean Parkway on Long Island, Tom pulls over to help two 70 something year old bikers with a flat tire. While driving Dennis and Manny back to their cars, he gets some free advice.
Jan 04, 2024•22 min
No news. No big topics. Just a few heart warming stories to get you in the mood for Christmas. - Sorry for the delay. For some reason the episode didn't post!
Dec 23, 2023•21 min
Mayor Michelle Wu of Boston made headlines this week for excluding white peers from an "electeds of color" holiday party. As a man who believes in representation at "the table" for all in government, Tom discusses how "woke" and "exclusionary" politics can lead to extremism.
Dec 18, 2023•22 min
Mary Santora is an alcoholic and compulsive gambler who does stand up. She has made a career out of turning a difficult life into entertainment as a stand up comedian and cohost of Cleveland’s Alan Cox Show. Now, she is risking a relationship with her boyfriend and her career to move to New York City to double down on her comedy. Tom asks “is this the beginning of a dream come true or a disaster waiting to happen.” Instagram: MarySantoraComedy Website: MarySantora.com...
Dec 13, 2023•36 min
DEBBIE GIBSON is on the show . . . for about 30 seconds. But we'll take it! How was the Winterlicious show? PLUS why New Park Pizza in Howard Beach Queens is the best pizza in New York City and why you'll never experience it!
Dec 10, 2023•27 min
Lenny Marcus, is a comedian who also is writer and producer for Leslie Jones. He has appeared on Comedy Central, Letterman, and Leno. He introduces "DEATH," his new album featuring humorously dark takes on mortality. The conversation delves into Lenny's provocative comedy theory: "Are all good jokes angry?" Lenny also discusses Skinny Boy Productions, his label supporting emerging comedians and veterans like Ted Alessandro. PLUS: Is there inside scoop on whether Leslie Jones will be the new host...
Dec 06, 2023•45 min
Why is it we will take advice on forgiveness from Ted Lasso but not Jesus? Tom discusses why dating apps like Bumble and Hinge that filter on race and creed. Plus . . . is Tom Massapequa, Long Island's most famous celebrity?
Dec 04, 2023•25 min
Debbie Gibson saw my reel poking fun at Merrick, Long Island. As some of my clips went viral this week, I faced an unusual adversary: crippling stage fright, on my own podcast! To overcome that adversary . . . I wrote out a list of the reasons Why I Podcast
Nov 29, 2023•24 min
What Are You OCD About? What's Your Thanksgiving Move? Why Does Tom Kelly Confuse Rob White With Chelsea White? Who The F is Rob White?
Nov 28, 2023•10 min
Does the work place need comedy? Clayton Fletcher is a co author of "The ROI of LOL". Clayton teaches stand up comedy to corporate executives. He believes there are benefits to bringing humor to the workplace. Is comedy the secret to getting workers back into the office or is comedy a one way ticket to getting fired by the folks at Human resources. - Learn the role laughter plays in the five critical elements of a strong corporate culture: Trust, Openness, Authenticity, Storytelling, and Teamwor...
Nov 20, 2023•25 min
A House in Massapequa, Long Island has a lawn sign that says "Finally Divorced.” What may seem like a crazy divorcee is actually the sweetest Long Island love story! Plus: Tom loves his sweat shirt from the Salt Water Long Island clothing line. Plus: Tom gets ready for Thanksgiving by buying the family dinner at SalPino’s of North Bellmore. Saltwater Long Island Instagram: @SaltwaterLI Saltwater Long Island Website : SalPino’s of North Bellmore Instagram: @SalPinoFoodMarket SalPino’s of North Be...
Nov 15, 2023•22 min
An introspective episode with an old friend Marc! Marc and Tom went to college together. Marc was a founding member of the campus TV station at Quinnipiac. In Tom's mind, Marc gave up showbiz to pursue a simpler life of health, outdoor exercise and family. Marc has biked across the country and to this day works in a bike store instead of a TV studio. What does this old friend think about Tom's paths taken and not taken?
Nov 13, 2023•24 min
An AAR is a military term for "AFTER ACTION REVIEW". Tom reviews the "actions" of his friends Tony and Karin's wedding! Is it appropriate to give a donation in lieu of a wedding gift? Tom Kelly calls his friend Karin to tell her that he is making a donation with her wedding gift. How will she handle it? PLUS some times that Tom was not welcome at weddings. Quinnipiac University's Father Lou Scholarship Fund Click View All Programs and select Father Louis Evangelisto Scholarship Fund. https://sec...
Nov 08, 2023•25 min
Tom has a fun and casual chat with his friend Pete in a “Topic Dump.” By audience demand! Kim Kardashian released a new Skims bra with built-in nipples. But she did it for environmental awareness. Tom plays “Things That Remind Him Of Kim’s Headlights” Tom tries to rank the neighborhoods of the Bellmore – Merrick area. And more!
Nov 06, 2023•21 min
Caroline’s on Broadway, Dangerfield’s, and now LOL! Another comedy club in New York City has closed! The LOL Comedy Club on Restaurant Row in Times Square, New York City shut its doors for the last time October 29th. The Times Square Comedy scene is an uncelebrated corner of the New York Comedy scene. Crowds who are “barked in” to a comedy show. No one in the audience is there on purpose. Comedians have to be in the moment and make people laugh. Tom Kelly talks with the man he believes is the“Go...
Oct 31, 2023•23 min
Matthew Perry, the charismatic actor known for his unforgettable portrayal of Chandler Bing in the iconic television series "Friends," has passed away at the age of 53. Before his meteoric rise to fame on the beloved sitcom, Perry showcased his exceptional talent on the small screen, captivating audiences with his wit and comedic prowess in shows like "Silver Spoons" “Growing Pains”, “Empty Nest” “Caroline in the City” and others. Why are we sad about his passing. We saw ourselves in his long li...
Oct 30, 2023•19 min
Does having a job adjacent to your dreams help you to or keep you from achieving your dreams? In 2022, headlines were made and the comedy community grieved as the world Famous Caroline’s Comedy Club closed its doors New Years Eve of 2022. The space was quickly converted into a Spin ping pong palace. Ray Gootz is a stand up comedian who not only ran a weekly show there. But he also managed the service end of the Caroline’s for 12 years. He talks about how he gave up restaurant management to pursu...
Oct 25, 2023•25 min
Tom Kelly discusses silly topics while driving around Florida in a Mustang convertible. Should a woman go on a Cessna plane as a first date? Did Tom's "friend" save a dog's life at the airport? How was Tom's Florida wedding? Rental Car tips!
Oct 18, 2023•11 min
Episode 333 was the silly look at going to a reunion. This is the serious one. After a day and a half of reuniting with friends at Quinnipiac University's Bobcat Weekend, Tom is emotional on the drive home. Why do people go to reunions? Did Tom see anyone he wanted to see? At the end of the day, Tom thinks people go to reunions to feel like they mattered. Did he?
Oct 16, 2023•17 min
Tom Kelly attends his college reunion. He’s single. He thinks the single women at his reunion will be “left overs” while he being single is a “unicorn”. Listen to two friends and an Uber driver dispel him of that notion. Plus other fun banter on . . . . The Tom Kelly Show
Oct 11, 2023•22 min
Should Columbus Day remain a holiday? Is there a need for an Indigenous People's Day? Is there a way to keep the best parts of Columbus Day while recognizing the horrors caused by colonization? Tom has the solution!
Oct 09, 2023•9 min
After a month of promotion, a man had a heart attack during Tom’s show at Governor’s Comedy Club sells out. See actual behind the scenes footage of the moment, the response, and how we transitioned back to fun once the man turned out to be ok. Video users: This is the highest production values I’ve ever had on a podcast Show Notes: Farmingdale Teacher Gina Pellettiere / Joseph Pellettiere Fundraiser Johnny Mac Emcee’s Instagram: heresjohnnymac...
Oct 04, 2023•20 min
Today on the Tom Kelly Show Podcast: Tom grieves to find out an acquaintance from college has passed away. He then wonders if he should be grieving when he finds that his dead friend was not his Facebook friend.
Oct 02, 2023•10 min
Tom discusses the TikTok trend . . . "Do men think about the Roman Empire?" Plus did my mom have a friend who lost their dead dog on the Long Island Rail Road? and just to help Tom's career . . . does Long Island need another accused serial killer?
Sep 27, 2023•19 min
Should Tom Kelly stop saying "Trigger Warning" in favor of "Content Warning". Plus . . . Dewanna Bonner is a star in the WNBA. Tom loves saying her name with his Long Island accent. Tom shares a "comedy malfunction" when he asks regular New Yorkers to say her name. And biggest news! - The Tom Kelly Show is sponsored by SalPino Food Market of Bellmore - Show Notes: SalPino of Bellmore Dewanna Bonner Instagram Becca Allen Instagram:...
Sep 24, 2023•22 min
For the regular Tom Kelly Show fans, this is lazy as far as content but I want your opinions on the sound. - I'm shooting with an iPhone 13 Pro Max, a DJI wireless mic. I'm using a OSMO 6 Gimbal. I found the weight of the DJI Mic transmitter throws the balance off the Gimbal.
Sep 20, 2023•14 min
Ryan Zeitz is a stand-up comedian and bipolar mental health advocate based out of Toronto, Ontario. He leads standup comedy classes for people struggling with depression. As a professional comedian Tom Kelly questions the value of such classes as Ryan and Tom discuss whether performing stand up is the cause of depression or the cure. This is a walk and talk episode filmed with some new toys. Audio: DJI Mic Video: iPhone 13 Pro Max with Osmo 6 Selfie Stick Gimbel. Ryan Zeitz Instagram : Ivan Deck...
Sep 18, 2023•27 min
"We sit down with talented Nicole Eggert, whose name you might recognize from iconic TV shows like 'Baywatch' and 'Charles in Charge.' We dive into the fascinating journey of her career — from her very first gig in a Johnson and Johnson baby shampoo commercial to becoming a household name on two seasons on Baywatch. Nicole opens up about why she walked away from acting, including her adventure as an ice cream truck owner and how embracing motherhood has redefined her priorities and perspective. ...
Sep 11, 2023•53 min
Al Martin is the owner of the Broadway Comedy Club and once owned the New York Comedy Club in New York City. Al's comedy empire rose from the ashes of having his polygraph business destroyed by Federal legislation in the 1990s. Al discusses his new one man show at the Broadway Comedy Club this Saturday September 9th and how adversity lead to his successes. - Plus: Al gives advice for people reinventing their lives, comedians just starting out and of course . . . Tom Kelly.
Sep 06, 2023•46 min