EDS: Tompic Train
Tom makes an appearance on the Elvis Duran Show hosting the "Topic Train". Thought I'd give a little exclusive clip to my "audio listener" friends.
Jul 01, 2025•15 min
Tom Kelly Show
“Get Back To The Fun” . . . Tom Kelly is a stand-up comedian who has worked with almost every celebrity imaginable. He’s a man of a certain age asking deep questions while also sharing unsolicited opinions about news and world events. He refuses to niche down. He’s on a quest to be real. But the reality is he’s also learned, it’s time to be silly, loosen up and get “Back To The Fun.”
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439: OZEMPIC RUMSPRINGA - LONG ISLAND HOT TAKES
Welcome to The Tom Kelly Show — where midlife reinvention meets Long Island sarcasm. Tom is joined by his hilarious high school friend from Long Island Lutheran High School, fashion executive Daniela Anastasio, and things get real (and ridiculous) fast. They’re talking: 👉 Ozempic: Is it making people hot, boring... or unfaithful? 👉 Long Island hot takes: North Shore vs. South Shore girls 👉 And yes... Tom might be afraid of South Shore women
Jun 30, 2025•30 min
438: Iran, Juneteenth, The TriCounty Fleamarket Lady, Maine and Starboots
Fresh Fizz soda is made in Oceanside, Long Island . . . and fumbles through a commercial from them. - He also shares how he went viral on Instagram and TikTok with a Juneteenth Soup joke. He talks about his new obsession with Long Island's TriCounty Flea Market. Plus inspired by Jana Angel . . . our new mascot: Starboots. 0:00 – Intro: Walking into traffic for the bit 00:19 – Touring Fresh Fizz 01:45 – Laverne & Shirley vibes + Brady Bunch freezer trauma 02:50 – Why this episode is “unplanne...
Jun 26, 2025•27 min
436: Roosevelt Field, Unsold Teslas and Feuding With Verizon on Long Island
Verizon’s customer service is so bad, Tom Kelly suspects it’s secretly run by Mint Mobile. Joined by the brilliantly dry Steve Burger at Roosevelt Field — the last thriving mall on Long Island — Tom unloads about tech drama, AI sabotage, exploding boba, and content creation chaos. Yes, we talk Teslas. Yes, Tom has GPS trust issues. Yes, we buy mangoes in traffic.
Jun 09, 2025•25 min
435: Winter Brook - Psychic Medium From Long Island
Tom Kelly has been a man in professional and mid life crisis since the pandemic hit five years ago—and he's been trying to make sense of the world ever since. In this heartfelt and funny episode, Tom shares a personal story about why he trusts psychic medium Winter Brook Ryan. Based in Northport, Long Island, Winter Brook explains what it really means to be a psychic medium and why she left behind a career as a lawyer to pursue her calling. Tom asks some personal questions about where to take hi...
Jun 02, 2025•54 min
Edibles, Exes, and the Friend Zone – Olga Namer
Comedian Olga Namer joins Tom Kelly for a wildly funny and disarmingly honest episode of The Tom Kelly Show. They dive into Long Island nightlife, Jewish family expectations, dating disasters, TikTok comedians, and the shame of wearing a Breathe Right strip in bed. The edibles are in full effect, but so is the heart. Comedy, chaos, and a crash course in boiling the perfect egg—this one has it all.
May 27, 2025•35 min
433: A Nine Year Old Has My Old Phone Number: Chanel Omari Of Bravo's Princesses Of Long Island
Chanel Omari – comedian, podcast host (Chanel in the City on iHeartRadio), and breakout star of Bravo’s Princesses of Long Island - shares she changed phone numbers and a 9 year old got her phone number. Now her old contacts, celebrities, Real Housewives from Bravo and maybe even Andy Cohen himself might be texting with a 9 year old (thinking it is Chanel). Tom shares his encounter texting with the 9 Year Old who has Chanel's old phone number.
May 20, 2025•24 min
432: Olga Namer: Orthodox, Edibles and Owen Wilson
Comedian Olga Namer pops into the New York studio—and pops an edible—for a hilarious, honest, and surprisingly deep conversation. From growing up Orthodox Jewish in Brooklyn to smoking weed (kind of) with Owen Wilson, Olga dishes on life, love, ChatGPT therapy, and being just high enough to spill it all. Tom and Olga explore: Anxiety and edibles Why comedians outsource their self-worth What it means to grow up modern Orthodox The chaos of dating as a Jewish woman in NYC The power (and limits) of...
May 12, 2025•30 min
431: Will Trump Save The Massapequa Chief?
A week ago, Tom Kelly made a joke about asking President Donald Trump to Save the Massapequa Chief. A week ago, Tom Kelly made a joke about asking President Donald Trump to Save the Massapequa Chief. Tom promised to deliver 100 All American Hamburgers if President Trump saved the Massapequa Chief. Now reality is mimicking comedy . . . This week, President Trump is in the White House with Fox News’s Brian Kilmeade making it happen. President Donald Trump has asked Secretary of Education Linda McM...
May 05, 2025•26 min
430: Long Island's No Tell Motels Plus Baldwin Coach Diner and Massapequa Soccer Shop Closing
Tom and his buddy Steve hit the road to revisit classic Long Island spots like the now-closed Baldwin Coach Diner, Merrick's infamous No Tell Motel (a.k.a. the Short Stay hotel), and the bittersweet farewell at the Massapequa Soccer Shop.
Apr 28, 2025•31 min
429: Comedian Fat Jay: Presented By Auto Spa of Williston Park
🎙️ Sponsored by Auto Spa, Williston Park 🚘 Fast oil changes. Faster laughs. Comedian Tom Kelly hosts The Tom Kelly Show live from Auto Spa in Williston Park, Long Island, with guest Fat Jay, the ultimate Long Island comic. In this hilarious episode, they attempt to record an entire podcast during an oil change—with jokes, stories, and massages all packed into one chaotic, fast-paced, real-time comedy moment. Fat Jay on Instagram: @FatJaysWorld Autospa of Williston Park:...
Apr 21, 2025•20 min
428: Are We Dating The Same Guy Long Island? - Carla Oakerson
Tom Kelly kicks off a brand-new concept: interview a guest while their car gets an oil change in 10 minutes or less at Auto Spa in Williston Park, Long Island. Today’s guest? Comedian, lawyer, and mom-of-two Carla Oakerson, here to talk comedy, kids, dating disasters, and defending Tom’s honor on Facebook’s Are We Dating The Same Guy Long Island? Carla Oakerson On Instagram: Carlaoakerson Autospa of Williston Part: AutoSpaWillis...
Apr 14, 2025•23 min
427: Kevin Champeney - A Mosaic Of Wisdom
Step inside the imaginative world of sculptor and mosaic artist Kevin Champeny, known for creating thousands of tiny hand-cast urethane objects and transforming them into large-scale, mesmerizing works of art. From life size gummy bear sculptures to Donald Trump portraits made of middle fingers, Kevin’s art blurs the line between chaos and order, realism and abstraction. What starts as a joke about a giant gummy bear turns into the deepest conversation you’ll hear all week. Tom Kelly talks with ...
Apr 07, 2025•41 min
426: Long Island News Nonsense And Nostalgia
Is Levittown, Long Island Weird? Tom Kelly and guest Steve Burger discuss the movie Levittown documentary Wonderwall. What's the difference between Facebook hatemail and Instagram hatemail? Tom finds a Syosset High School Diploma and a teenage girl's diary on a street corner in New York City. Plus: A few memories of the Sunrise Mall in Massapequa and why one video about Rose's Pizza in Penn Station went viral on TikTok.
Mar 31, 2025•31 min
Should Massapequa Have A Saint Patrick's Day Parade?
Long Island News Nostalgia and Nonsense as Tom Kelly shares his thoughts on Massapequa, Long Island's first Saint Patrick's Day parade and what htey should have done instead.
Mar 27, 2025•17 min
Chat GPT Therapy - What's Wrong With Tom Kelly
Is Chat GPT a replacement or supplement for therapy? Is it a replacement or supplement for friendship? Long Island based comedian Tom Kelly has been experimenting with using Chat GPT as both. Tom has been writing deeply personal daily "Morning Pages" journals every day as a part of Julia Cameron's Artist's Way. - Based on these intimate handwritten notes, Tom asked Chat GPT "What's wrong with Tom Kelly? Please be brutal with your advice." - Tom asked real world friend and mentor Janette Barber o...
Mar 23, 2025•1 hr 6 min
E: Two Times When Tom Could Have Shut His Mouth
Is there a COST and a VALUE of being right? When is the value greater to just shut your mouth? Tom is a guest on the Governor's Comedy Club "Knock Em Dead" podcast. Tom is ambushed by someone he may or may not have wronged . . . but definitely irritated. Tom shares another story where he would have been better off just keeping his mouth shut.
Mar 10, 2025•26 min
423: Comic Strip Live Audition Lottery 2025
It is the “Who’s Who Of Who’s Not Whom” in New York City comedy. The Comic Strip Live Audition Lottery. Once a year, the Comic Strip Live holds a lottery for comedians who want to work regular paid spots at their club to get a date to get an audition. They are the only Manhattan club to offer such an open audition. Once a year, anyone can walk off the street get a ticket and get a date to perform. Some years, the line for an audition can get very long. Meet the 2025 comedians who got on the line...
Mar 03, 2025•21 min
422: Musk Asks Why You Shouldn't Be Fired Long Island Town Nicknames
Elon Musk challenges federal workers to list their top 5 accomplishments—what would YOU say if your boss asked why you deserve your job? Plus: • Lester Holt’s Farewell: Breaking news as Lester Holt steps down from NBC Nightly News, with Tom paying a heartfelt tribute. • Long Island Town Nicknames: Hilariously and crass and informal town nicknames. • Comedy Chaos: Watch Tom hilariously harass a step family during a comedy show. Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more trending topics...
Feb 25, 2025•23 min
SNL 50, JK Simmons, Who Are These Podcasts?
Tom Appears on Christian Bladt's Bladtcast. The two discuss. California Wildfires: Christian shares his experience with wildfires in Southern California, emphasizing the importance of emergency preparedness. Tom Kelly’s Visit to LA: Tom spent 16 days in Los Angeles, adapting to the culture and traffic differences compared to New York. He humorously compares driving behaviors in both states. Celebrity Encounters: Tom and Christian recall their breakfast outing where they spotted actor J.K. Simmon...
Feb 19, 2025•1 hr 20 min
421: California Fundraising And Theme Songs
Neighborhood Survants is a 501c that has partnered with multiple community organizations to support families affected by the Eaton Fire through their Dena Relief Donation Hub. Tom Kelly and the team from the $100,000 Pyramid volunteered for a day to help out. Plus our friend Franklin sends us two songs by Jerry Fontanez of Jay Givianson Music. Could these end up being new Tom Kelly Show theme songs? Plus more! Neighborhood Survants Tom Kelly Theme Song Information...
Feb 17, 2025•24 min
420: Los Angeles Wildfires - Street People Of Los Angeles
"How Did the Los Angeles Wildfires of 2025 Get Out of Control?" The Los Angeles wildfires of 2025 devastated the city, leaving many wondering: how did things spiral so far out of control? In this episode, we sit down with Paul, the independent journalist behind the popular Instagram account Street People of Los Angeles, which documents the city's crime, homelessness, and urban decline. In a rare and candid interview, Paul shares his insights on the policies and decisions that may have paved the ...
Jan 21, 2025•45 min
419: Espresso Martinis At Michael Imperioli's Scarlet
it’s a wild ride of mixology, memorable moments, and celebrity encounters! Tom and his longtime friend Mike share hilarious stories from their night out, including a visit to the swanky bar Scarlet —owned by none other than Michael Imperioli (Christopher Moltisanti from The Sopranos ). Plus: Tom gets a new toilet seat and shares the hilarity behind the upgrade. Tom has a great time but turns into a Scrooge watching A Christmas Carol at Long Island's Argyle Theatre . A cautionary tale about the s...
Jan 13, 2025•25 min
418: Canceled Celebrity Book Club
Tom dives into the chaos of holiday gift-giving, awkward family moments, and the world of canceled celebrities. Joined by his lifelong friend Mike, the two reminisce about their childhood radio show dreams while tackling big topics with sharp humor. From giving "questionable" books as gifts to launching the new Canceled Celebrity Book Club , this episode is packed with laugh-out-loud moments and a few cringe-worthy ones too. Highlights: Awkward holiday gift-giving stories (including a Shane Daws...
Jan 06, 2025•18 min
417: Roosevelt Field Gun Scare Plus Star Wars Weddings
Tom reviews the chaotic TikTok and Instagram footage from the gun scare at Long Island’s Roosevelt Field Mall on Friday, December 27th. In this episode: Will a Star Wars-themed wedding lead to a happily-ever-after? Tom’s wild idea: seducing a new bride who lost her groom. A hilariously creepy encounter in Savannah. Would you invest in Hawk Tuah’s version of bitcoin? Don’t miss the laughs, surprises, and good old-fashioned fun! Like, comment, and subscribe for more! 🎙️✨ #Podcast #RooseveltField ...
Dec 30, 2024•29 min
416: Christmas On Long Island
🎄 It’s Christmas 2024, and the Tom Kelly Show has all the festive chaos you need! Join Tom as he dives into: 🚚 The wild story of a FedEx truck stolen in Massapequa, Long Island 🛍️ The ultimate guide to the best mall for last-minute shopping on Long Island 🎤 Exclusive behind-the-scenes moments from The Stand NYC Comedy Club’s holiday party 🖨️ A rant on why HP printers are the absolute worst 🚽 The saga of Tom’s broken toilet seat 🍽️ The heartwarming and hilarious "Christmas Plate" story...
Dec 23, 2024•27 min
415: Drone Hunting On Long Island
Drone and UFO sightings have been the rage on Long Island, New York, Rockland County, New York, New Jersey and other suburban areas along the East Coast. Most disturbing seems to be a versatile single passenger aircraft the size of a small car. Tom Kelly and Steve Burger go out to Bay Park in East Rockaway, Long Island New York near John F Kennedy airport to see if they can spot any drones. The two discuss "drone hysteria". Are these aircraft military, civilian or alien? Is this all hysteria? Ar...
Dec 16, 2024•18 min
414: United Health Care CEO Dead, Awaiting Daniel Penny Verdict and Salt N Straw Ice Cream
Are jokes about the death of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson funny? As New York waits for the verdict of Daniel Penny’s charges of manslaughter of Jordan Neely, Tom video tapes a mentally ill man harassing late night pizza and construction workers. Plus: Tom reviews Salt N Straw ice cream. Has the craft of icecream just gotten completely out of control? Remember when Vanilla was enough?
Dec 09, 2024•20 min
413: Ilona Maher The Next Bachelorette?
Ilona Maher is an Olympic Medalist for Rugby. She is a TikTok influencer with millions of followers. She just came in second place on Dancing With The Stars. She went to Quinnipiac University, the same college as Tom Kelly. Is she also going to be ABC's next Bachelorette? Would Tom Kelly be a good candidate to press for Ilona's affections? - Plus: Tom Gets Creepy Fan Mail and Words That Make Long Islanders Pay Attention! Ilona Maher's Instagram : Ilona Maher's TikTok :...
Dec 02, 2024•21 min
412: Tom Saves Thanksgiving
Is it wrong to have Christmas decorations up on Thanksgiving? Tom pontificates about the importance of keeping the holidays on their traditional seasonal schedule and the importance of enjoying the season you're in.
Nov 25, 2024•25 min
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