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Hello, everybody, and welcome to a Monday episode of the Time Test podcast with me, Sophie McCartney, and as always, Lucy with the Fringe, but in real life, babe. I love it when we actually get together in a studio. I feel like we shouldn't really be allowed in the studio. No, 100% not. Like the amount of liquid that I have got around me. Like I am a, I talk with my hands, don't I? So I'm like, and I cannot.

afford to fix anything that i have broken in this room i know thank you spotify thank you spotify thank you and apologies and this is probably going to be the first and last time that we're allowed into look look armpit's so large it is um right just before we crack on there's an elephant in the room and um it's your knobhead t-shirt i'm sorry um i'm sorry do you mean this piece of merchandise which is probably going to be worth

enough money to put down a deposit on my child's first flat one day i i don't think so um especially the amount that you're going to be wearing it and your sweats just going to have impregnated into it so okay for our um for our Oh God, what are they called? Ear listeners. Good start. For the ear listeners in the room with us right now. Lucy, do you want to give a visual description of your wankiness? Oh, fuck. Off.

You're just jealous because you're not going to see Oasis. We've established last week that I am not jealous about the fact that you are going to see Oasis and I'm going to sit at home and the only piss I'm going to be covered in is that of my small dog who gets an erection every time he sees me. And I'm delighted with that. Still got it.

Okay, so, well, hopefully lots of people are watching because you can now watch us on Spotify. You can now watch us on Spotify, which is why both of us have mascara on. You're welcome. Yeah, so I'm wearing a very retro. It's the official merch of Oasis. In collab with Adidas. Do you say Adidas or Adidas, by the way? I had this conversation with Jack the other day. What do you say? I used to say Adidas. What do you say, Jo?

Adidas. I've been peer pressured now into saying Adidas. Is it Adidas? I think, is Adidas the American way? I feel like it should be Adidas. There's got to be, though, a proper way of saying it. Like, it's just the one brand, isn't it? And it's like the Nike or Nike. And it's like, do you know, Moet, people, can you remember we used to work with a girl whose dad worked at Moet and she said it's not Moet, it's Moet.

Yeah. So people, if they don't know, people think they're being posh by saying Moet, but it's not Moet, it's Moet. I actually just think it's uncivilised British people that can't speak French that get that wrong. I don't think it's anything to do with just the...

Biguity of the word. I think it's just we're thick as shit when it comes to the languages. I think moe. Moe. That's not fancy. Yeah, but that's not for it. Moe. Moe. But yeah, it's moe. Moe. Moe. Lovely. And what should your wanky t-shirt cost? Kate, this was £45. I'm not going to see them until next week, but I am going to be wearing it every single day up until then to get my money's worth because I'm not a believer in fast fashion. No. Where's your skirt from?

Vinted. Bullshit. It's H&M or something in it. Where is it from? No, it is from H&M, but H&M's not... No, but I've worn... Fast fashion is where if you wear something once, I've worn this skirt about...

75 times. No, babe. Fast fashion. That's not the definition of fast fashion. But it's part of it. No, it's not. Fast fashion. Yeah, but you're buying it from a manufacturer who has a very quick turnaround of cheap items. That's fast fashion. Not the amount of times that you've worn it. But some are worse than others. I feel like H&M's like the best of a bad bunch.

It's not from Prada, Mark. Okay? Okay. Pretty much it. But here's the problem with your t-shirt, and this has already happened once since we have been in company with one another in a very short time. Somebody's already been like, oh my gosh, how was it? And you were like, oh no, I haven't been. What a tits. I just feel like you can't wear the band merch until you've been. Listen.

The way it goes with Liam and Noel, I might not even get there. So I'm just going to take this moment of glory, let people know. Some people will be looking from afar thinking, oh, she's been or she's going. I am going. I am. You are. I am. I'm proudly an Oasis one. I know. Show everybody your nails as well. Joe. No, can you read? No.

Just a general producer Joe can't read, which is why our podcast is such a storming success. Come on. Come to the camera. Come to the camera. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. Rock. Roll. ear listeners that is Lucy holding up her nails and they are black with the words rock on one on the other black is the word roll in white and then in the middle is a

She's a rock and roll star. And she's got an Adidas chubby three stripe on the other one. Look, I'm embracing it. I love a theme. I love a little bit of a theme. I love Halloween. I love any excuse to really throw myself into a theme.

This year, this month, it's Oasis. It's Oasis. Okay. So we were talking about Halloween before, actually, because we've already come up with our, not particularly original concept of this. But Lucy and I have decided next Halloween, as adults, we're just going to go trick-or-treating as... Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World yeah um because I had a black cap on at the weekend and I tucked my hair behind it excellent and I honestly god I was like oh my god

I had no idea how much I actually looked like Mike Myers. It never really crossed my mind until I put this black cap on. And we all know you are Joss Garth, which is a well-established fact. But do you know what? As I walked into the studio, this is what I didn't tell you at the time. This is what I thought that this reminded me of, this professional output. So in the first Wayne's World, when they've been in their basement for so long, and then Benjamin, a sphincter says what?

He comes in and he takes them and he puts them into the proper studio and they're just like... Yeah, that is the vibe. That's us, isn't it? It is the vibe. But yeah, for Halloween, I really want to have a Halloween party. Can we do this? Every year I say, I think I wish I'd done a Halloween party this year and I never do it. So should we do a little Titan tested Halloween party?

It just feels like a faffa from being honest. It's a lot of life admin, isn't it? Just, I can just buy you a bag of 10 Chopper Chops and I think we'll be done. Is that not just all Halloween? Evelyn, right, she has got this real affinity with Halloween. She loves it. She values Halloween. up there with christmas she is so into it as a kid i was never allowed to go trick-or-treating my mom and dad were like it's begging you can't well especially grown up in liverpool

Can't do that today, Sophie. That's next week's Saturday activity, going to knock on people's door and ask them for shit that's not yours. You can do it any day that's not actually Halloween. Not Halloween. It's just really frowned upon on Halloween. And my mum and dad, they sit in the back of their house with all the lights off.

and like hide from all the kids so they're just like we were never we did some Bob Apple my mum was my mum was a teacher so we had like a proper homemade grey costume a witch's hat with like three strands of grey wool attached to them

A bin bag as a cloak. And we did Bob Apple and stuff. But we never went and knocked on people's doors. I think that's like a real, like it's only really come in over the past, what, like 10, 15 years, I think here. It's very Americanized. It's quite Americanized. However, America. throughout halloween oh yeah love it have you ever have you done it i've not been trick or treating i've been to new york

In October. And it's wild. And it's just amazing. It's exactly like it looks in the movies. Well, there we go. Maybe we should take Wayne and Garth stateside.

Imagine. Anyway, I've got more things I want to rip the piss out. Lucy's feeling very delicate today, everybody. Not in an alcohol kind of way, in a mental kind of way. And you know I'm all here for exploiting mental health. I'm not laughing at you today. I'm just not laughing. I'm going to sit here. I'm going to sit here really quietly and say fuck all. Lucy today has been trolled and I'm going to read out the trolling.

Because she sent this to me. And I don't know why she sent this to me, like in a show of solidarity. I sent it to you for a little thought. I'll send this to Sophie. She'll make me feel better. She'll tell me how much she loves me. No. At this point, you have to question how well you know me as a friend. If you thought I was going to send you back encouraging words of like friendship and solidarity. Okay, so Lucy... Why have you gone looking for this also? Because I was prepping for our...

like nice studio recording. I thought, do you know what? I might read out some nice reviews today. Okay, so here's the issue. Lucy's gone on to the reviews of our podcast just to see, you know, what the people are saying. I thought I was going to read out some nice ones. Sorry for all of those people who wrote nice things.

I was sidetracked. So generally speaking, A, we're doing quite well. 4.8 on average out of five. However, this review's dragged our average down dramatically. And the title of the review... With a few exclamation marks at the end. Stop laughing, Joe. Is... Please ditch Lucy. Okay, okay. No, we'll just, we'll dive into it. Let's just rip the bandaid off. I think this is the best way to move forward. OMG, Sophie, I love you. And I could listen to you for hours. But Lucy's voice...

And her scream for a laugh is just too much. I had to turn it off as it literally hurt my eardrums. Please, please. Please do it solo. It hurts. It hurts. Do you know what, though, right? Right, I appreciate that sometimes I sound a bit like Mutley and sometimes... It's not the Mutley I don't think that's her issue, to be honest. Okay, well, yeah, the screeching. But then that's your fault for being funny.

Fair. But my voice, that's like basically saying I don't like a face. I can't control my voice. Do they want me to put on... Well, you can, baby. Try being a bit fucking quieter. It's actually something that is quite controllable. Your face, I would argue, was less controllable. Your voice, however, dial it fucking down. Right, I'm just going to sit here. Enjoy yourself up there.

Do you know what, though? The reason why I wasn't particularly sympathetic to this is somebody who has worked in social media and comedy for a while now. I get people who are meaner than just saying, I don't like your voice. Come back to me when somebody's messaged you to say you look like Iggy Pop. Okay.

Somebody has genuinely put under one of your videos where you've been talking about your new comedy show going, oh my God, I thought this was an announcement for Iggy Pop's new tour. You come back to me. come back to me with your shit Geordie squeaky voice and tell me how offended that you feel that you don't look like a 75 year old man who's been left out in the sun okay and then we will talk

about how hurt your feelings are. I know. Okay. You know, I just, you have a little bit of a minute, don't you, where you spiral and I think, oh God, does everyone hate me? I mean, probably. Yeah. But you just... Anyway, I'm going to tone it down. But you are my Garth's my Wayne. I am the Garth. But there is a reason probably why Garth doesn't speak that much during Wayne's World.

Doesn't have to. Doesn't have to. But then do you know what? I definitely didn't seek reassurance from somebody on Instagram. Because I put up a little story this morning. Oh, you tits. And then she sent me this message going, it was like I did a little train glam that I like to do. And it was like my before and after. And she wrote, you're beautiful. And she said something like, not better.

just different beautiful before beautiful and then I just basically went into thank you I said I needed that I've been trolled and then she just told me all the things that she loved about me and I was like um I assume one of them wasn't your voice though I screenshotted it in her shoulder. I was like, look what somebody said about me. She was just saying you look beautiful. She didn't say you sounded beautiful, did she? Right, right, okay.

Right, I'm just going to sit quietly over here. You talk to yourself and I'll just not. Well, we all know I can actually do that for quite a while. You can. I can actually sit and have a lovely chat to myself. Do you know what she said, though? Go on. She said that I elevate you. oh that's lovely that's really nice is that when I have to stand on you to reach things on top of a high shelf

I think also, up you get. Get up there, babes. Do you know what? Maybe you should ditch me, but I just don't think you'd have as much fun. I wouldn't. And I'm not going to go looking for my own urban dictionary. That might be a bit fucking boring. Lucy, you do all the shit I don't want to do for the podcast.

not gonna get rid of you i'd have to do the research i don't i just rock up with a coffee and go where do you want me so i'm really glad that i came for you to seek some reassurance this morning um yeah i'm gonna think about it for a while

gave you the tough love that you give me because when people are mean to me you're just like it's one person think how many people say nice things about you fuck um so um i think you want to just give give go on give her two fingers up give you your best cackle But just step a step. I reckon these microphones are quite high tech. So I'd go back a little bit before you did it. The thing is, I don't know what the cackle is. I do. Go on then. You do it.

Sophie, you do it. You tell me. I can't replicate the pitch. I don't know what it is. You will know it when you do it. Whenever we do it. Okay, I'll switch myself back on again, guys. I'm back. Oh, what a hiatus that was. I'm not going to say a fucking thing.

For 10 seconds and I'm back. I can't hold a grudge. Right. If I do it, tell me. Right. And then if I do it, I'll do it again. I told you probably four times on the way to this recording while you were still going on about it. I was going, that's it. That's it. So even though I tell you, you don't take any notice of it. It makes you mute, babe. Don't, don't, don't make yourself quiet for anybody. It's going to hit.

Hey, speaking of kids, are you prepared for the school holidays? Well, when this goes out, we're in it. Oh, God. Have you got your shit together, which is your school holiday itinerary timetable? I've been working on that the last 24 hours. Where are we going to be? What are we going to do? Juggle, juggle, juggle. The thing I think is to not peak too soon. Because you don't want to be first week at the school holiday. It's a marathon in it. It's not just a quick 5k.

around the block. It is a full-on slog. You can't go too hard on that first week. You can't get all of your fun activities out the way because then you've just got five weeks of just sheer nothingness. I've seen the weather as well. Is it bad? Yeah. Oh, no! So we're going to be stuck in the house. We're going to be stuck in the house. So we need to think of... activities that are going to be done inside the house. My activity list is Netflix, Disney, Prime,

Not my favourite. Okay. Now TV. Oh. For the BBs? Yeah. For a bit of BBs in for Nate? No, see, no, no. I just, a bit of Bluey on Disney. I'll do it. Yeah. Speaking of the SHIT. My husband took the piss out of me. I'm really not having a good week this week. Because... Speaking of which, this is our first summer holiday, so Kit's...

Oh, you've never lived through it. You've always paid for childcare in the holidays. He's always had nursery, right? So this is the first one. And I was like, okay, where are we going to be? Jez has got a few gigs here and there. And I was like, oh. So what I did was I, you know, like I do for you, which you would never do for yourself. I'll print, I print off a calendar and I write in on the days. Oh, you do do that for me. The old fashioned. You don't read it. I don't read it.

But I do, I printed it off and he was like, what are you doing? Like, and I was like, I'm writing down all of what's going to be happening for the next six weeks. And honestly, you would think that I'd... pulled my quill out the way that he was going on I think it's very helpful to have a visual reference to be honest it is very helpful it's my one of my dad's biggest bugbears about me

John has quite a lot of bugbears about me, being honest. But he came round, was it last night actually? And Steve and I were talking about our diary clash, which we need to figure out for next week. And my dad was like, I wish you two would just get a big wall couch. so that you both know where everybody is. And I was like, no, because aesthetically speaking, it's going to look shit in my kitchen. Do you know what though?

About a year ago, you blew my mind a little bit because you were like, I need one of these. And it was like a big digital planner. And I was like, it was about £7,000. Yeah, it's expensive. I wouldn't use it. No, I wouldn't. I'd forget to charge it.

It's just going to sit on my wall. No, I wouldn't do that. I'm just disorganised. It's my undiagnosed ADHD, self-diagnosed off Instagram, and I'm fine with it. Which is why I'm here. Which is why you're here doing the podcast. Lucy with the Fringe, everyone. That shit Oasis t-shirt. Lucy with the voice. The annoying voice. Hey, we had a right incident this week. Well, first off, right, I've had a girl's trip.

Oh, I've been away. I've been in major formal. Oh, I know. I'm sorry. I know, I know. I went away with my other friends. I'll let you. They are lovely. Yeah, and quiet. Yeah, exactly. They're probably less annoying. Well, we went to Croatia. I went to Dubrovnik stunning is Dubrovnik is it a name of a drink it sounds like vodka Dubrovnik doesn't it no where is Croatia Croatia it is kind of like opposite

Italy, on the other side. Is it in Europe? Yeah. Okay, good, good, good. A drastic sea in between Italy and... Is it famous for anything? Croatians. Just people from Croatia. Okay, I don't know any. So Dubrovnik is where they filmed Game of Thrones. Right. The Red City. Yes, yes. Did you watch Game of Thrones? No.

Oh, that's not my bad. You really proactively nodded along with me then. You knew what I was saying. Someone fucks their brother or something. That is part of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know what the Game of Thrones to me sounds like? So if I told you about Harry Potter before. Like, I've done the first Harry Potter and then...

There's so many storylines. I couldn't keep it up. So it just all got a bit intense. Game of Thrones sounds like that. Like there's too much going on to know. Apart from Game of Thrones isn't a children's book series. I know, but do you know what I mean? Like it sounds like there's... got to be switched on you've got give me real housewives any day stay in school kids stay in school if i watch something

straight after that episode we'll start the next episode say the next night and I'll have completely forgotten what happened you're an nightmare you and we've said this so many times you and Steve are the same person I just could like yeah I'm gonna get him an Oasis t-shirt yeah he would quite like that um but anyway so on my girly strip lovely go to Dubrovnik by the way at Croatian tourist board mm-hmm

visit Dubrovnik a lot of people do though and I think actually they might get quite cross at the amount of people who visit Dubrovnik so like maybe visit Dubrovnik in the off season maybe just face it out a little bit but we went when it was sunny and delicious and anywho we were at the airport about

to get on the plane now Steve had been solo parenting for the weekend and he had taken um all the kids up to the cricket club by us um because Jack used to play cricket and he doesn't anymore um but it's got quite a good social scene up there is this Like that time that...

Jack and Steve went to the cricket club and then we watched the footage of them getting in at like two o'clock in the morning. Was that the cricket club? Yes, the ring doorbell footage. So my husband, this is Evelyn's bubble of birth. So I couldn't, so I was.

trapped in the house i don't think nate was around at this point it was just the big two and um and my husband had been in charge of jack who must have been like eight maybe it was pre it was pre-nate days he was like maybe about eight and then he was meant to be home uh like nine o'clock it's like jack's football presentation evening and

nine o'clock comes there's still no sign of them 10 11 12 still no sign of them and i'm like oh my god where is my husband and my child and then they rock up on the ring door and i'm upstairs i've been seated seething because they're not back and like i was like Oh, Kate, you can't be keeping it up. Steve was pissed. I was like, where is my child? And then I can see them on the ring doorbell. Steve weaves his way.

He's on the drive. He's trying to find his keys, but he can't because he's got his can in his hands. We need to find that. It's very funny. Anyway. And he hands, so he's trying to get his keys, but he can't. So he hands his can to Jack. and he goes hold that jack jack's holding the can jack's like pissed on haribo so jack's on the ring doorbell

on the ring holding a can. We hope it was Haribo. Yeah, we hope it was Haribo. And then Steve, like, he's about to come in through the door and then he remembers himself and he goes to Jack, he goes, right, Jack, all we need to do... is go and find mommy and tell her we're sorry. This episode is brought to you by Marshalls, where you never have to compromise between quality and price. The buyers of Marshalls hustle hard.

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Steve, I don't think you even made- did it upstairs he just went and like crashed out on the sofa and jack came up to find me but yeah it was so anyway so yeah he wasn't it wasn't that level because he had nate he had to be more responsible he had a two-year-old probably look back on the ring doorbell for you

go back to the footage but you've been up to the cricket club anyway and it's quite bad for midgies up there and Evelyn does react quite badly to things anyway so Saturday morning I'd spoken to them on FaceTime and I could see her eyes were a little bit puffy and I was like oh sweetheart I was like are your eyes okay and she was like oh I got bit by something over the cricket

club and I was like oh okay and then had no more contact with them and then Sunday morning I'm at the airport in Dubrovnik about to we had an early flight home about to get on the plane and Steve sends me this picture of Evelyn who's just woken up and underneath he wrote I think this looks a bit better today. And I shit you not, in your head, right, mentally cross, hey, you guys from the Goonies.

Sloth from the Goonies with Rocky after he's just done 10 rounds with Apollo Creed. Honestly. Yo, Adrian! That was, I've never seen swelling on a child's eyes like it. And I was like, what the fuck is he on? I think this looks a bit better today. I just FaceTimed him and I went... take that child to a walk-in centre now. And then he did. And we were taxiing down the runway and he messaged going, yeah, she's got antibiotics. I was like, yeah.

But then honestly, it took every ounce of my maternal instinct when I got home to not continually shout in her face, Adrian! I'm so glad that he sent you that. on the way back though and not on the way there. Well, do you know what? All the girls will say, well, I'm so glad he actually sent it to me before I left. Can you imagine if I'd come home after my four day girls trip and the first thing I had to do was take my child to the walking.

And I've absolutely flipped my lid. Anyway, she's fine now. She's fine. Also, with the girls' trip, you got an early flight, didn't you, to make the most of the first day? Oh, God. Yeah. We got a 6am flight out of Manchester. Make the most of the first day. Make the most of the first day. We're going to get there. Because you're only there for what, three days?

Yeah, Thursday through at all because it's Sunday morning because we had an early flight. Make the most of the Thursday. Yeah, make the most of the Thursday. That was the plan. Anyway, so we did that. It was all running smoothly actually out of Manchester. I got into Dubrovnik for like 12 o'clock or something. And then there was absolute chaos at the airport.

or the baggage hand that support all the bags on like different carousels. So like ours, ours was coming from Manchester, but it had Gatwick EasyJet on and it was just like, the TUI flight was mixed in with the EasyJet flight. So we were there for like two hours in the airport, not being able to find any luggage.

we then got on a coach that was hotter than the sun my friend sarah's a vet and we sat in the back i thought like i'm dramatic shock horror but i am dramatic and it was i've never experienced heat like it and she was like this is how dogs die in hot cars. She was like legitimately serious. I was really wondering why there was a reference to being a vet. Yeah, well, she got the rectal thermometer out and she did all of our core temperatures.

All of them were above 40. Oh God. Yeah, it was horrendous. And then we get to the hotel and then we can't get into our room because it's like one o'clock in the afternoon. So they send us down to go and get some lunch. 38 euros a pizza. We were like, oh great, okay. And then they're like, okay, you room...

ready but we're going to bring your bags up to you so we go into the room and then they just didn't bring us the bags and we continuously phoning down where are the bags where are the bags and then they they just forgot to bring them so we then had to go down to reception at this point it's like half past four and then we get around the pool it's five o'clock the way that the sun

come around means that there's no there's no yeah it was just like it was a right should have got a nice 11 a.m flight yeah I do you know what I mean we still would have been in exactly the same situation and you know when you're so tired like we were having lunch and my head just rolled off my shoulders I just lost it

seconds one minute I was there and the next I was like decapitated on the floor somewhere I was like how has this happened to me absolutely shattered so then your first night you try really hard doing it but then I think we did it till about midnight we were quite good actually but you know when you

just delirious because you are that tired um so yeah we didn't go quite too hard on the first night second night however we found the gay bar did you get gay bar drunk yeah we did actually we got well we walked in and the barmaid just made because it was absolutely rammed it was only really small and she made a beeline to me and i thought oh god it's like she literally knows who i am no

I thought she was going to throw me out because I wasn't gay. I thought maybe they have really tight rules here. in Croatia and that you have to prove that you're gay to get into the gay bar and this is like I'm such a socially that's that might be it that's that there we go there it is get away step further back step back There it is, that's the one. There you go, fucking bitch.

Oh my God. What would you have done if she actually said, can you prove you're gay? What would you have done? In the moment, I might have panicked and I might have had to pretend that I was. But I don't know how I would have. I don't know how I proved my gay. I don't know what I would have. I don't know what I would have done.

We really don't. But anyway, but she then, she actually, she took a shining to me. So you said you were a gay. And then she got us a table. And there was like, honestly, like it was absolutely rammed in this bar. And she pulled the little reserve thing off.

the table and gave us the table and then she was our waitress for the evening and um the only thing was i felt she took advantage of me not in a sexual way um but we were getting around to tequila and i was like oh we'll have five tequilas and she was like one two three four five six tequilas And then I was like, okay. And so then every round of tequitas that we did, she was there with us during the shots. And I was like, oh, our bar bill was about 400 euros. Worth it though.

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