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three of the Tired and Tested podcast with me Sophie McCartney. As always I have got my beautiful Lucy with the Fringe. Hello Lucy with the Fringe. Oh hello Sophie McCartney. I was gonna say I've missed your Fringe but it is omnipresent in my life.

Right. Listeners, we're shaking things up a little bit for series three. We're going to do things a little bit different. Keep you on your toes. So we are still going to be having our normal Monday episodes where we're going to be doing our rants and bants and, you know, whatever has happened to us.

in the week, maybe a little bit of boozy newsy thrown in there. And then on a Thursday, we are going to treat you to a little tidbit, to a little snackette of Lucy and I, where we are going to be doing a little bit of a spin-off series. Lucy, would we call it a spin-off, would we say? I mean, it's...

It's just our features all in one nice little package. Yeah, just all bundled up. So that is going to be a Thursday where we're still going to be doing all our faves like Urban Dictionary Corner. We're going to be doing When We Were Young. We might even... bring back from like series one a little bit of a

Finger blast from the past. Finger blast, finger blast. Finger blast from the past. Wait, the theme tune is always workable, if I'm being honest. So yeah, that is how we are going to roll for series three. So we're just going to split ourselves up for you.

We're going to pace ourselves throughout the week, gang. Luz, would you say that's accurate? Yeah, I mean, let's be honest. Nobody has got an hour free on a Monday. As much as we love to think, nobody's got an hour to listen to us drivel on. So let's split it up. We like little snackable. snackable portions, don't we? Yes, we do. I'm very partial to a snack.

Piggy bit season. We are the piggy. Oh, maybe it's Piggy Bit Thursday. Maybe. Maybe that's it. Oh, we can all get like a little tub of olives from Marks and Spencers. And maybe, you know, like the little, although I don't like the cheese, but I always like the look of them, you know.

the little like rolled like bits of um like chorizo with a bit but I don't like the cheese if they could maybe stuff the little bits of chorizo with something else I don't know what they would maybe stuff it with that I would like ham maybe maybe it's just like a double pork first I do I love the double pork. Welcome to series three. We've set the tone and the bar quite low. Sophie loves a double pork. Get it on a t-shirt. Also, though.

Not only can you listen to this series, you can watch us. Yeah. You can watch us, which is why Lucy and I both have mascara on today. this is not gonna this is not gonna be long term no this is gonna be like um when like I've done this at the moment I've lost my mind and I tidied and we've got a room in the house we just let the kids play in which I guess we call we call the playroom but I don't want that to seem like a really middle class

but we have a we've got a room where we just put all the kids shit in it which is yeah effectively the playroom um and i've just gone it's a cupboard and we are living harry potter characters and um and we've just tidied it and i keep walking in and i'm like oh my god

this is so lovely. And when people come, I'm like, come and look, come and look at the tidy room. And I'm like, this is going to stay like this. It's going to stay like this. I get, we're only like four days into the tidy room. I give us another two days tops before we just wrote back to being an absolute shit tip.

So that is probably what's going to happen with the face. You might get another two episodes out of us, actually, where we look fairly decent. And Lucy was like, should we do like our hair nice? And I was like, well... My hair's greasy and I've just done a workout and it's in a mum bun.

So you can have a mum on. I also, I'm still not a professional podcaster at least because I still don't have proper headphones. Mine are fucked. I think Nate's broken them. So I'm in Jack's gaming headphones, which looks like I'm about to land some kind of aircraft at Manchester airport. is what this look is so you know well I did I've done the front of my hair you did do the front of your hair which is strong game let's have a look at the back nice very Wayne's World-esque for you

Oh my gosh. I let the kids watch Wayne's World the other week. I know. Right. And I don't have a great track record. I'm not going to lie of letting my kids watch films off of the 90s. But Wayne's World was fairly safe. I have to say, like I did sit there with basic breath. The only thing that I was a little bit unsure of was, and I was like, oh God, like, do you remember? Do you remember? How can you not? You look like Garth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do. Shall we? I think I do. Shall we?

yeah with like a proper like penis yeah which Jack found absolutely hilarious some of this stuff went over his head a sphincter says what and he actually he actually turned around and he went what Oh my god, it was so good. Did you say what? I think there's a word yeah so um but do you know what it was actually glorious watching it through their eyes because it is up there with one of my favorite films and loads of things that I used to say to the kids like um like if we were out playing in

the road and I'd be going and then like moving them over to the side and I was like look I was like that's what this is I was really worried that you were going to say and then Evelyn turned to me and went didn't realize agent lucy was in this film

I would have loved to do that. I'm really sad that they haven't made the connection because it is uncanny. And I don't know why you were not. I know you've done Garth as a fancy dress. You must have done, right? I've not. How have you not done Garth as a fancy dress?

the best low maintenance fancy dress view. We'll do it. I'll do Wayne. I'm quite Wayne-esque. I think with me and my dark hair, you and your gaff. Oh my God. How have we not done this? We just have to get out of bed. We just have to roll out of bed.

oh my god so i've had yeah i did that and then the other day i had to go down to london and um keanu reeves was in my head and i decided that i was gonna watch speed while i was on the train i had the best time on the train i had to get the slow train because the train to london was gonna cost me like seven fucking thousand pounds so i had to get the slow train and i was like well if i'm on the slow train i'm gonna really utilize my time efficiently and so i watched speed oh

Oh my gosh. And I, it took me right back loose to being like 16. Like the horniness that I felt. Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus. I felt watching Jack Traven sitting there. Oh my God. It's the bomb on the bus! God, Keanu in his prime was just absolutely just insane. He was so hot. It makes me a little bit sad though. Like he is still hot now, but in like an older man kind of way. But you just want stars, don't you?

to stay in their absolute... fitty fitty prime and then it's really disappointing when you remember that they're not like that anymore okay but let's just talk about number one brad pitt he's he's frozen time he's just delicious but also this brings us quite nicely onto something

i'd like to discuss with you and that is chris jenner's face chris jenner's spark and face lou she took the potion from death becomes her she didn't have any she didn't go to surgery she didn't go she went to she went to the woman like Cleopatra and she took the fucking potion she made a deal with the devil but like I know that she shafted the devil somewhere along like she's come

away with 20% of all sinners until the end of time from that deal that she did with the devil. Right. I've seen a surgeon. Well, I've seen many surgeons give their opinion, but I found a new opinion. Only the other day, I found a new opinion. And apparently, according to this surgeon, she has had a ponytail facelift. That's the thing.

When you just put your hair in a ponytail. So it's a bit like Croydon facelift. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where it was like, everything's like that. But yeah, apparently they go in and they kind of, they pull it upwards. So it's more... oval like which is more in keeping which is more in keeping with this what the skin and the facial structure is was your traditional deep plain not that I've looked into this extensively guys I was like where the fuck is Kris Jenner 7082 when she looks younger than me

I'm absolutely livid. I'm going to just Google everything that I can to find out what the fuck Rosanna's had done. And apparently all like the deep plane facelifts and the necklifts, they pull backwards, which kind of gives you that little bit of a...

Like when we look in the mirror and we try and do that with our chins and pull everything in. Oh yeah. So yeah, I'll give you that. She's gone. She's gone. She's gone. I reckon Tom Cruise has had one as well. And I reckon Brad Pitt's been on it because Brad. don't say that i know but i saw it yeah i saw it did he did a podcast the other day with uh kristin bell's husband what's he called dax shepherd and oh he looked

Yeah, he's delicious, isn't he? He's delicious. But yeah, Kris Jenner, she's also, have you seen the new Skims ad campaign? Oh no, is she in it? Oh my God. Is she in it and just her knickers? I just... Don't know how I'd feel. Imagine you're doing a campaign and you've got Linda there with you. There's Linda next year. In her knickers. In her knickers. Like doing sexy.

this does give me hope a little bit and I know people say the Kardashians but I just think you know what as a woman who is of a similar age to look at women who are my age or older still being absolutely banging and killing it I'm like do you know what that's actually quite it's aspirational isn't it like you don't have to get to 40 and be you know all washed up in a corner if you want to be all washed up in a corner that's absolutely fine but if you don't you know

There are options. Do you know what annoys me though? The fact that we were all sitting here talking about how Brad Pitt is like, and he's quite craggy, although I do think he's had something done, but he's still craggy. But you know what? Us girls, we don't get... to be objectified in the same way do we when we age like I don't think a woman has ever walked past a building site for example and a builder's been like

oh, she looks like a bit rough. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? The older that men get, the more attractive that they seem to be to us. I don't know. Is that maybe our hormones? Is it our estrogen level that's just fallen absolutely through the floor?

I mean, to be fair, I have started finding kind of strange people attractive. Well, not strange people. We all know that I've recently had a bit of a thing for Prince William in a hat. And it was the king's birthday, wasn't it, recently? I'm just going to say, I claimed him a long, long, long time.

time ago yeah but then you did you fancied him when he had hair which i think is the differentiating factor here and no offense to the guys who don't have hair because on some men very attractive if you don't have the hair but then sometimes if you don't have the jawline to pull it off like like wills you know

you struggle you struggle a little bit but now he's introduced the beard with the bald fucking hell but when he puts on a type of hat as well so the beret is strong the like the helmet is strong yeah the big like bare skin hat thing that he wore like he was a guard outside of buckingham palace yeah wasn't as keen on yeah but i still would there you go i'd be like you can leave your hat on

Imagine what a sexual fantasy that is. Will strots in with a boner and a giant hat on. Erections as big as his hat. So yeah, I think that's where my hormones are going at the moment, just finding men who normally would not be my cup of tea. And one of my friends said this to me as well. She was like, when she's now ovulating, she's the same age as me.

When she gets to ovulation horny, she's like fucking hell. She's looking at like guys who are digging up holes on the side of the road who are just like.

with the arse cracks they've got a power tool and she's like fucking yeah like it's like so weird like why does this happen like it is weird isn't it because like if you look at when we were say when we were younger right like let's go back to say when we were like 20 yeah and if you looked at the kind of sort of celeb crushes of the day right they were probably no older than 30.

yeah yeah and i used to be like i don't like with the george clooney thing like when my parents would be like george like oh yes and i'd be like no he's got gray hair he looks really old like yeah i'm never gonna fancy that i could appreciate him i could appreciate him for it

glory but it would never be somebody that I'd be like for what I'm gonna try and yeah yeah I wonder if that's whether when you're younger so this is I used to genuinely think that if I got in a room with Keanu Reeves you'd never be mine oh yes he would be mine. Like I was pretty cocksure. And fucking hell, the confidence of youth. I was that cocksure of myself that if I had cornered Keanu Reeves in a room, locked the door. I was gonna have sex with that man.

I mean, and he was going to fall in love with me after I've untied him from the chair and he was going to be my husband and we were going to live happily ever after. And you could not convince me otherwise of that. I was just like, I just need to get in this space, you know what I mean?

give him an opportunity to get in and and which i think is how people get arrested and go to prison for stalking offenses retrospectively yeah um what would you be wearing when you were when you were wooing him in uh oh i don't know i maybe um oh from off of point break days i'd maybe be wearing a wetsuit but with little like peekaboo bra bits like like a breastfeeding A wetsuit. Like a breastfeeding wetsuit. If I could just pop my boobs out and be like, like weird kinky fetish wetsuit.

Like a crotchless wetsuit Easy access

And then we could go for a surf together. I'll do it. Although I would never bargain surf ever. Oh my God, Luz. I had the funniest message from George Lewis yesterday. I forgot to tell you about this. We love George. We love George. And I haven't heard from him for a while. couple of weeks um and anyway and i just get this whatsapp that pings up going like no hello or anything just going can you play paddle

Are you going to play a paddle with George Lewis? So I said, well, a voice note. I'm a bit more partial to a voice note, aren't I? And I was like, um, hi. I don't think this was meant for me. I think you've sent this to the wrong person in your phone because you know me and as if I can play fucking paddle, right?

So then I'd seen that he'd read it and then it went quiet for like 10 minutes. And I'm like, why doesn't he text me back? Some explanation. Yeah, I was like, I need some context. And he was like, and then he texts back saying... no that was for you i just thought that you might be able to play and i was like well

why would you think that I was like I appreciate thank you for thinking that I am that sporty but then he still hadn't given me a reason and I was like why are you asking me was it just a burning question that you had in your life that you were just pondering life I don't know.

George plays paddle. I've noticed that he's spending time down the country club, George. I didn't know this, okay? You know George a bit better than me. I didn't know. I didn't know about a secret, not so secret hobby of a paddle. He's a secret paddle. Paddle wank is the bear of him. He's then messaged and gone, oh, it's just, I've got a tournament that I need to play in.

that I need a partner for. Stop! But it's weekday and I thought you might be free. Oh my God, I love him. And then I'm thinking... Fuck, he hasn't approached for me. He's for my sporting prowess. He scrolled through his phone and thought, Who lives near me who also doesn't have a proper job who might be free during the week to come and play battle with me? And I was like, oh. Right. Yeah. Okay. Now I don't feel like so special. Like I haven't seen my arm muscles and God fuck. Yeah. So please.

You thought Sophie's not doing anything better with her life at the moment. She might come and play battle with me. I was like, George, if this is a tournament, I was like, babe, I was like, we ain't lifting no trophy. Okay. But I mean, I was like, this could be hilarious for like comedy purposes, but we're not winning. I was like, I can't play table tennis. And I feel that paddle is just a bigger version.

of table tennis with no rules you can just fucking whack it all over the place but I was like sorry George I was like I was not gifted with hand eye coordination or spatial awareness the side of my car would tell you that that I'm probably

not going to be so he was like no worries i found somebody else i was like well I don't know whether I don't know I feel like you may have saved yourself from some decent humiliation can you imagine how fucking embarrassing that would have been two comedians rock up to play paddle

I would be there. I would be there for the content though. Maybe we should do this. Should George and I just go for a paddle session and just film it instead and do it that way? I think so. I think we'd all get some joy out of that.

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That's R-A-K-U-T-E-N. Rakuten.com. Is it true that George Lewis's name is not actually George Lewis? I don't know if we can say that. Oh! You don't have to say what his actual name is, but it's true, right? It's a stage name. It's a stage name. So. But babe, this is when I found this out and I was like, I don't know who you are now when I was talking to him. And then I realized Sophie McCartney is not my name.

it was though let's be fair it was at one point it was it was until I married and then I my surname was better so moving forward professionally I thought my name with me. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I thought we could play a little game, actually, because weirdly, I think it's because I've been listening to the Puff Daddy P. Diddy.

Diddy Whitty. Fucking hell, are you still here? Yeah, I'm still listening to it, honestly. They've wrapped the defence now. They've wrapped the defence. Yeah, I'm still waiting for this fecking list. It's not out yet. Anyway, but...

Here, I thought I would challenge you on some, I'm going to give you the real name. You've got to guess who the celebrity is, okay? Oh my God, did you just think of this game off the top of your head? Because we didn't plan what we were going to talk about. I know, right?

I know, right? We're so in sync. Well, this is Lucy and I's period, even though we don't live with each other. And one of us lives in the Northwest and one of us lives in the Northeast of the UK. We have somehow managed to sync our menstrual cycles. Well. yes now but i think we've gone a couple of days off because now if you get yours if if you get yours i'm worried that mine's late and i'm not worried about being pregnant am i but well this is the this is the period i think this week

I went perimenopausal mad. I think it happened to me. I think it did as well. There's been a few things that have happened of late where I've gone like my periods are a bit weird and like I might have like a two or three day period and then it just stops and disappears and they're like oh that's weird and then I had some back knee going on do you remember my back knee I just had like these crops yeah of crops of spots that came up I was like what the fuck and then the other day

I woke up right and it was about five days after my period finished so I knew it wasn't like PMT before a period because the period was done I woke up absolutely seething i was so happy to be in a different country oh my god and I touched the first thing and I just like warning you I was like don't fucking ask me to do anything today or like I'm not I'm all I'm all I'm doing today is being angry I woke up choosing violence but

I communicated it effectively with my husband. So I woke up and I told him straight away, I was like, I am so angry. I was like, I don't think it's you, but you're probably best giving me a wide berth.

anyway like my fetish wetsuit isn't coming out for you the peekaboo wetsuit ain't coming out for you and like and oh my god I just I just I could I couldn't contain my rage I had to go and do a work I thought maybe I'll do a workout morisetta i was like you you you're the middle fucking pumping iron my chest was tight like i was so anxious and angry and like at one point jack had asked me a really fucking stupid question and steve just said to him

Jack, step away, mummy's on the edge. Absolutely. And then I'd ordered, this was my parents' golden wedding anniversary at the weekend. And I'd ordered them something, but I thought, fuck, I probably need to get them a bottle of champagne or something. And I thought, well, it's their gold and I'll get them something nice. I'll get them a bottle of Bollinger because I'm going round for their 50th wedding anniversary.

And if they try and give me like cat piss from Tesco, I don't want to drink it because of the snot. but if they if they offer me the Bollinger that I bought them I'll drink that um it's a bought bottle of Bollie but because it's a bit last minute I had to get it next day delivery so I managed to get one next day from Selfridges so I was like fine so I'd ordered the bottle of Bollie from Selfridges like so fine can see it's coming

And I was sat out in the garden because it was like 7,000 degrees. I've said 7,000 a lot. Maybe that's my number of rate. Let's scrap that. So sat out in the garden. So I'm sat out in the garden, like a million degrees because it was like proper heat wave day or two days of heat wave. Fucking DPD knocked

But I missed it. I was still sat in the garden, didn't hear the bell go. And then they just, they took it and fucked off. But I was just sat in the garden. All the cars were there. Like I think Steve was like mowing the lawn. It was obvious that the people were in the garden because it was alcohol. They just, they took it with them.

They weren't allowed to leave it. So I bloody missed it. So then that absolutely set me off. I just could not cope. I had to then go out. I had to then fuck up my day. Fuck up my day of doing nothing, of just being angry.

and go out and buy another fucking bottle of champagne and then to give them anyway and the fucking bottle of champagne turned up yesterday so now I've got I need to send that back but anyway but that was just like small things that just angered me so much and I do just think that my issue

had just nosedived off a cliff I think it had just gone see you later we're fucking off and I just could not cope I was like if this is the future I am gonna like everyone's gonna leave me Steve and the kids are gonna leave me the only one who was still hanging close was the dog I could tolerate the dog, but a human, any human that tried to talk to me just didn't want you in my life. Didn't want you in my life, but the dog could stay.

But do you not find now though, I don't think there is a sweet spot of being female with hormones. Like I feel like as we're getting older, like if I'm not pre-menstrual and post-menstrual. or i'm or i'm just fully menstrual menstrual or i'm ovulation horny so i'm a little bit like what it's like this i don't think that there is now for our husbands a little sweet spot where you go well you know there she is hi

This girl I'm married. Nope. But you know what? If they dare said to you, don't you think it's just your hormones? Steve would be six foot under the patio. I'd roughside him. I'd Trevor draw dash him. That's what I'd do. See you later. You were very, very, very. And I don't think the heat helped. The heat didn't help. But you know what?

I, you know, I have this desire to go and live in a hot country because I can't, I like, I don't think I technically have seasonal affection or whatever it is disorder. I don't think. Yeah, sad. Sad. Which is really aptly named acronym, is it not? I don't think I have sound. But I do. I like the sun. The sun makes me happier. Creatively, I work better in a sunny environment. A sunny environment.

By the sea, which is why I think probably I need to just go and live somewhere like that. But anyway. Cocktails on tap. With a mug. Creatively, HMRC, that is. how I work so if you see an apartment in Marbella come up on the books with a wetsuit hanging with a wetsuit with peekaboo boobs And a crotchless wetsuit. That is a tax-deductible.

so I do so I think yeah but I always say oh my god Steve should we just go and live in Australia and we all wouldn't do this and my parents are gonna have to die before I you know I don't know if they said something stupid when I was hormonal then maybe that happens

dad said to me yesterday sorry again just like just hopping off here so I showed him the campaign that I did for um eggs I am the face guys of eggs Which is very controversial because you use eggs to make mayonnaise. I know. And I hate mayonnaise. Imagine if they were like, Sophie, why don't you do a little video with a homemade recipe for mayonnaise? Spit in the face. All right.

But this is middle age, isn't it? This is middle age. I ain't getting the skims campaign like Kris Jenner. I'm getting the eggs campaign. Which is ironic because internally I don't fucking have any anymore. Well, that's why they're going, she needs more eggs. She needs more eggs. You don't have your own anymore. Love some British lion ones instead, Sophie. Let's change the slogan. Let's change the slogan. Eggs, because your body's got rid of them like a trove Tuesday.

campaign run i showed my dad the show my dad the video right that i did for eggs and um so he's watched it and he's like nodding along and i'm like at my own comic hilarity of this video and he was like yeah it's quite it's quite quite good that quite quite good and then he mulled it over and he went do you know what i really liked and i was like what and he went

That campaign you did for United Utilities, you went, I think that was the best one you've ever done. I was like, fuck off, John. That was about five years ago. That was more than five years ago.

it's because that's because it was before you were so as busy as before I was managing you and telling you what to do all the time but you you had more time so you did lots of good like makeup you did outfits and everything off you my ex video was fucking brilliant it took me two days no it is like my dad just has this just soul destroying way of anything that i do He goes... It's all right, but that thing that you did before you really care. Five years ago.

is just the only thing I've been able to think about ever since you'll never really peak that to be honest it's like when I um so I don't know I don't know if I've said this before but I got asked to go on Britain's Got Talent so I don't know if we've talked about this on the pod and um oh this was years ago this was years and years ago before I properly started doing

stand-up so it was yonksko and so I got approached by Britain's Got Talent to do stand-up and um and I called my dad because I was like I don't want to do it like I'm not going to stand on stage in front of Simon Cowan the first time that I try stand-up to be

in front of Simon Cowell because I'm not crazy um but I called my dad and I was like oh my god dad you'll never guess what and he's like what I've been approached to go on Britain's Got Talent and he looked at me and he kind of scrunched his face up a little bit on FaceTime I got really confused. And then he just went, for what talent? Comedy. Thank you. That's not a real talent. It's always going to go and juggle or something and Britain's got talent.

Fucking dry humping surfing. I don't know what I thought that was going to do. Do you know what? You've got to be really careful if you get those calls, listeners, because one of my friends, I won't name her, but a friend from a past life when I lived in London. she and her pals they were in a little girl group and they got quite far they got to judges houses in the x factor their little group and then um they got um

They went their separate ways, what have you. Then Britain's Got Talent called them and said, would you come back and audition? Absolutely destroyed them. Like they went back on and it showed clips of where they've gone. And then they came on, they were like, yeah, we're really excited to be back. And, you know, blah, blah, blah. And made out that they've been behind the scenes.

desperate like manifesting this over the years and la la la la la no and then they they obviously just came back in because they were like well if the producers think we can do it then this is brilliant so they came back in hadn't really rehearsed threw something together and got absolutely slated for it and it's just destroyed, like neither of them has touched.

music i don't think ever since yeah so just be careful it is a difficult one isn't it because you know yourself when you watch britain's got talent like sometimes the shit ones are like other fun are funny aren't they yeah yeah it is it's soul destroying isn't it You know, I went to see Britain's Got Talent once and, you know, the judges all sit behind their little desk. Simon Cowell has got lights.

shining up onto his face none of the other ones do yes they do yes he does so his yeah his he has he has a little like oh he doesn't have like a minion that just walks around underneath him all the time maybe they were in the come on eric But yeah, no, in the desk, his was the only place that had up lighting.

has a I could do with that it's the chin in it like that's the that's the bitch you know what I've started worrying about now well like you know when you open your phone and oh oh oh isn't it oh because like yeah like that i'm quite self-conscious about mine because after i lost a bit of weight and i fucked my face up and so i like my I've got like excess skin here um and I'm super worried when I like sex now if I go on top yeah what can you what that

That is what Steve can do. That fucking shirt shielded dog. He doesn't quite jump around on top of him. Steve doesn't care. Steve doesn't care. He's closing his eyes. He's thinking of someone else anyway. but so i'm now having to when i'm just like I'm so glad that we've now got video. I don't know what's worse, to be honest. I don't know what's less attractive. Churchill the dog.

going on with your underbite oh my god oh right let's um oh we didn't play the game And then we're going to wrap up this episode because we promised that it would be a short snackable episode. So let's wrap it up. I'm going to start with ones that might be a little bit easier. And then I'm going to go now just to give you some background. These are all like mega, mega stars.

Okay. Okay. So it's not going to be someone. I mean, I don't know. I can't think of anybody that was on Love Island. It's got stage name. I don't watch Love Island. No, I don't either. Oh, how times have changed. How times have changed. Right. So here's one. Natalie. Nettalee Hirschlag. Hirschlag. Hirschlag. So, hang on. I've got to guess what her actual name is. Yes, because there's no celebrities that I'm aware of called Nettalee Hirschlag.

Oh my God, is it Natalie Portman? Yes, it is! Oh my God, isn't it? Did you just both select to do your thing? Right, you're in the room. You're in the room. Okay, I'm in. Okay, right. This one is a good one. I had no idea about this. Okay. Catherine Hudson. Kate Hudson. Nope. Oh. Catherine Hudson. Is that Jennifer Hudson? No. I mean, it's not much of a stretch from Catherine to Jennifer, is it? Catherine?

Hudson. Oh, okay. Katy Perry. Yes! Well done. It's my game. It is. Okay. It's my game. Right. What about, let's do a couple more. Okay. So what about, oh, this is a good one. you know if you get this then you must Bradley put Bradley put it's the Bradley best that's what I mean you don't even get your own game yeah no right ready okay Peter Jean Hernandez. Peter Jean Hernandez. I would be so impressed if you get this. Peter Jean. I mean, hey, that's a concoction of names, is it not?

Peter Jean? Like Billie Jean? No. Peter Jean. As in Gene Wilder. Right, okay. So G-E-N-E. Peter Jean Hernandez. Peter Jean Hernandez. Okay. So I'm going, I don't know, I'm going for maybe a Latino male. Hmm.

It's not Pedro Pascal, is it? No. Oh, I do fucking love Pedro Pascal. I know, you really do. I really do. Especially... at this age now pedro's really coming to his own i need to go back and watch narcos in a wetsuit um you're along the right but you are along the right like you're going down the right cultural past I'm in the right I'm in the right you're in the right hemisphere I don't know. It's Bruno Mars. How did you get Bruno Mars from that? Well, I just don't. Well, Peter.

Oh, no, it's nothing to do with Bruno. No, there's nothing to do with Bruno. Well, I don't know. Peter Jean.

I mean, it says that that's what I like to say. I was nicknamed Bruno for the cutest reason because he was a chubby baby. Is Bruno the name for a chubby baby? Apparently Bruno is... there was a a big fat wrestler called bruno sammartino sammartino okay all right okay right one more one more and then we'll round you up okay what about i've met this person okay um where is it right adam richard wiles

Adam Richard Wiles. And you've met them. It's not Gary Barlow, is it? No. I've not met Gary. Have you not? That's disappointing. I don't know what you would have met him. No. Dermot Kennedy. Just like the famous people that you've met that I haven't met or been... with you this was I met him in 2009 in 2009 hit me with the name again I've instantly forgotten it which is why he's changed it I'm sure Adam Adam Richard Wiles is it Who's the guy that's the lead singer in Maroon 5? Oh.

Yeah, no, he mean, but no, it's not him. It's not him. What is his name again? Adam Levine. Yeah, he's fit. Yeah. Yeah. Is he a dog? I don't know. I think he might be a bit of a dog. He could probably get away with it. Exploit him. No, I don't know. No idea. It would be a pure stab in the dark. Calvin Harris. Oh, Calvin Harris. Wow. Not only name-wise completely different from where he started.

facially oh my god person like he had a face he was the first face off like he shared his face with somebody He's had a full, yeah. He's had a proper glow up, hasn't he? I want Calvin Harris's glow up person. I want Calvin Harris's bank balance so that I could have Calvin Harris's glow up person. And Vic Hope as well. exactly yeah well done that was a nice that was a nice little game

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