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¶ Summer Holiday Chaos and Coping
lovely lucy with the fringe good morning babe good morning looking very nautical this morning oh we always say that we've got a straight sound but sorry i always forget so for our for our what for our non i listeners, Lucy is wearing a very beautiful stripy number this morning. And yeah, it is reminding me ever so of like, in the Navy. It's actually, it's Toon Toon Black and White Army.
but just the mum version, I would say. You look very much like you're about to sail away. Is that because you are pulling your hair out with the school summer holidays? I love this. So you are like, how are you feeling within the trenches?
because I am a season pro now. This is your first go-around. I know we touched on this last week, but I'm very, like, it's hard work, but I'm quite sailor be about it now, because I've just accepted my fate, and there's no point trying to fight against it, because we've still got so long to go.
how are you doing what are we on like week three what are you what activities have you hit okay okay so um we had the sort of school wraparound for two days last week which is like the didn't get time yet so I've got two days there and then honestly I feel like I thought about the first two weeks and then I was like oh I'll sort it out it out and now we're here and i've not thought about it have i and um yeah no i'm struggling i have to be honest
I am also very hormonal. It's that time of the month. And I feel like I'm drowning a bit. And I've only got one child off. And I've got a newfound respect for just parents in general. With three of the fuckers. Yeah. yeah yeah um although where i'm at zen zen life is this is the first time actually i've had chopsies in child care over the summer because i'm having to still work throughout the summer so he's doing three days and then the big two um what minecraft was invented for so to be honest
in my head i've rationalized it of it's just lego on the telly um and that that's like good for their brains isn't it and stuff you know it's creativity it's problem solving it's visually stimulating yeah and so yeah i think jack about eight hours of minecrafting well here's my thing if I've paid like 45 quid for my child to be in child care for the day
Nobody else is allowed to talk to me. And that is just the way that we roll. So he was plonked in front of the TV for a little while. And then to be fair, I did feel like an awful parent because he came off and he like, it's like he'd been on drugs. is you know I understand this is what screen time and gaming especially can do to kids but he came off in his eyes they were like saucers and he was so grumpy and I was like what's wrong and he's like I don't know and I was like fuck I do
Awful parent. I was like, come on. I was like, let's go outside. play with the dog and then I've got this hilarious video because I was doing a workout and he just he quite likes exercising with mommy this is the thing but he's gutted because I'm stronger than him um so I can like lift heavier than him because he's like that age now he's starting like he's like I want to bulk up I want to get hench and I'm like
cool you're 12 and so he has his little like 3k dumbbell he's looking at me and he's like what you lifting and I'm like 8k bicep curls and he's there with his three he's like Anyway, he said he didn't want to come and work out with me because I can bench press him. So I sent him outside to go and play in the garden with the dog and he's there head to toe in his Adidas. He's got his Adidas coat on, his Adidas shorts on, his Adidas sliders with his Adidas socks up to...
his shins and he's just standing in the middle of the garden like a zombie with the dogs at his feet just like throw the ball throw the ball throw the ball and he's there just like kicking a stick across the grass for him in this absolutely almighty funk so I mean the flip side
¶ The Great YouTube Debate
was i got like loads of work done but i think i might have chipped away a few of his brain cells this is it there's so much this like i feel as well like there's so much pressure i know that when when it went into his little wraparound thing last week. it's a few people it's that are overseeing that they just sit and do like they're left to their own devices there's a tv in the corner if they want to go watch tv yeah there's a tv in the corner oh oh so so
Save yourself 45 quid. Get a bit of Minecraft on for me. I love it. It's never too young. to annihilate your brain matter but this like so kit hasn't got to the point where he's playing the minecraft yet but he just watches some guy play minecraft oh no that is that is the worst that is that's all he does is just like that
That's what he wants to do is just watch. And he watches it like... if ever if ever I clock him on the he's watching this thing I'm like what are you doing I've been quite I've had to put my foot down on the watching of well just YouTube in general YouTube irks me because the kids I don't know what it is or whether it just
quite young like within the friendship groups they will talk about YouTube and so there is already this fascination with YouTube we need to watch YouTube and I'm like it's just it's just shit I'm like it's just it's just people like mommy make shit videos I'm putting on the internet And this is mainly why I hate the kids watching YouTube because I feel that these YouTubers, especially the ones that are geared towards children.
it's like I know what the like the revenue is behind the videos and I know they are just using my child by putting this shit out and they will be earning a fortune off the back of it so just on the principle that i don't earn as much money as the youtubers i don't let the kids watch it also jack doesn't want to watch kids youtube so he will want to watch what i call grown-up youtube but the problem with grown-up youtube is is it's not
Like, anyone like me can put shit on grown-up YouTube. And he's like, there's no swearing in it. There's no swearing. And I'm like, bullshit. Mummy's got video. While swearing at him. Fucking bullshit, Jack. bullshit okay mommy does videos that she's well doesn't anymore but has done videos that she's got on youtube and i was swearing like a salia a salia a drunk salia
And I know for sure that nobody has regulated that content and there could be some child out there who's watching me just being like, on YouTube. So no, I cannot, cannot stick YouTube. YouTube, it'll never catch on, like Twitter. Thank you.
¶ Dividing Children and Retail Therapy
not my platform there is there is though this is like i was speaking to someone about this yesterday that you feel you feel that you've got you've got to keep their brains like ticking over and it's like hang on a minute like i've got other shit to do as well yeah well at the moment what time is it now we're 10 37 am jack's still in bed so actually i don't it's like i keep forgetting he's in the house because i get up in the morning i've lived a life i keep saying this to him by the time
fucks up in the morning I'm like hello I've lived a whole life today where have you been but do you not find do you remember when you were young and I used to sleep till sort of noon like when I was a teenager I would sleep till noon if I woke up at 10 o'clock I'd be like oh it's still early
Yeah, exactly. Oh, give yourself a couple of extra hours. I will. Evelyn's off at my mum and dad's. She's over in Liverpool being an absolute golden child. Checked in on them yesterday. She's made a bug hotel with my mum. They've baked an apple.
pie they've done crochet they've done all these things she's been apple picking like she's just done all this stuff when she's at home with me she's just like but that is because she's got jack and they just squabble so actually dividing and conquering seems to be the theme of basketball as long as none of my children are in the same place at
the same time it seems to be a little bit more bearable so that's just what we're currently doing at the moment just like it's just like in prison nobody's allowed to be in gen pop at the same time otherwise somebody's gonna get a shank in so if we just go into isolation then
And it seems to be okay. So yeah, that's just what we're doing at the moment. And I've done no fun summer holiday activities yet. We've not done that. Oh, hang on. Wait, we went to Morrison's yesterday. Yeah, we went to Food World. I normally know me. I love a wash shop and I will live my life like the Fast and the Furious. I just live my life one wash at a time. And I refuse to go to shops. Whereas yesterday, I was like, I had Jack and Nate yesterday and I was like, I need to do something.
something fun today and it was absolutely it was blowing a gale blowing a game storm florence blowing an absolute gale pissing it down every like 10 seconds so i couldn't quite manage to find the window to get out of the house for a little dog walk i ended up going up to our local football pictures
taking the kids in the car while I stood in front of the car and threw a ball for the dog because like otherwise Neat would have just been swept away like the Wizard of Oz and then I was like I'm surprised Woody didn't fly off like the Wizard of Oz and he's got all four paws on the floor so yeah so that was so that was that um i mean you could have just let the kids out if they promised to stay just all crawl
Like adopt the stance of mummy at the end of the six weeks of the school summer holidays and we'll just be fine. We'll be fine. So we did that and then we went to Nando's for the ultimate lads trip. And then we went to Morris.
Morrison's which I managed to kill off a good hour and a half in Morrison's I left 250 quid later though because we got all the good food that I wouldn't normally be able to get on the whoosh and Nate got himself a new lunchbox in a bottle just because I didn't want him to explode in the middle of um yeah so that was to be honest that was that was our peak excitement level um something that we that you happened last week though and oh talking of entertainment
¶ The Broken 8K Television Saga
your telly blew up didn't it do you know what my telly blew up my telly blew up and then my mom came around yesterday and i was telling her about the um i'll tell her about the telly exploding and she really snarkily went to me well it has been on a lot recently Apologies. Classic.
classic linda classic linda um it has been on a lot to be fair but oh my god yeah i was um it was last week it was it was full-on drama right this bloody television so this sounds like a first world problem but we had our kitchen extension done four years ago and there was just a big gigantic white wall okay where it's been extended and it was where the tv should go and if we'd had a little tv it would have looked ridiculous in the expanse of the big wall so
Steve was like, we need to fill that wall. So we got the biggest fucking telly you could possibly find, right? It's like 85 inches. It's ridiculous. It's like an audience cinema. It is. But in context of the wall, to be fair to him, it's fine. In the context of the wall, okay? Because it's a stupid wall. It's a stupid wall. It's got no windows on it. It's just a very big wall. So the telly looks all right.
on the big wall. But he decided to future-proof it, right? This is the spiel that I got at the time. Future-proof the telly. He got an 8K ready television. Now, I don't even know that.
4k is like the highest resolution that things are filmed in but not even everything is filmed in 4k so there's not like a huge amount of 4k stuff so i don't even think they've started doing anything with 8k yeah i don't think it's even a thing but we decided to get this 8k tv so he's had to pay more money for the 8k tv it's far gone massive anyway turned on this television uh the girls so evelyn and m8 were around and they were watching um k-pop demon hunters which
You will not be familiar because I don't think that Kit's probably there with that yet. It's like some anime program on Netflix. Oh, it's having a moment. The tunes are an absolute bop, to be fair, because like K-pop. Oh my God, it's my child. Hi. You guys, it lives! You alright Jack?
If you are going to go and have a wee, I imagine because you've been asleep for so long, it's going to be like Austin Powers waking up from being frozen and it will be picked up on my microphone. Do you want to go downstairs for your big wee? It's gone. It's gone. Oh my God. Hey, it's before 11am. I'm impressed. 143am. All good. Anyway.
So the girls were watching that. And then this just most almighty noise came from the TV. The screen just suddenly went from being normal to this green pixelated, like alien invasion mess. and the noise
so loud. The girl screamed, hid behind the sofa. I thought it was going to blow up. And then I couldn't turn it off. I couldn't turn it off by the remote, couldn't turn it off by the button. And I was like, oh my God, I've had to like, because it was attached to the wall and that's where the plug was. I'm like, oh my God, like trying to. like flatten myself out like a spider trying to get behind me.
on the wall trying to get behind it to turn it off anyway it's gone off and now it's not come back on it's like no sorry see you later and it's four years old which means it's out of warranty which means that we're absolutely screwed and we need to buy a new television um god we've got a spare thank god because again that's a problem otherwise i'd have to engage with my children oh my god
Anyway, but yeah, I was like, what a time to conk out and blumming school holidays. But now I've got all three of them who like watching different things on the TV, all now fighting. over the remaining tv of who gets to play what and who gets to watch what so right malarkey i tell you anyway we have this we fuckers We have this. Sponsored by LG. We have this drama, so we're not at the drama of, well, kind of starting to get to the point where Bowie just wants to watch Postman Pat and Kit.
just wants to watch somebody playing minecraft anyway but we do have it in the car now like where they fight over what to listen to. And it's like, oh, so my thing is, you guys have to agree before I'm going to put it on. So I'm kind of getting them at an early age to start negotiating early and doing, you know, a little bit of mediation. And to be honest...
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¶ Flirt GPT and AI Etiquette
Speaking of terrorists. This week's guest is. No, speaking of technology. I don't know if I'm quite late to the, to the gate, to sort of the programme here, but, oh my God, chat GPT. Yes, you are quite late. Hello, welcome to 2025.
often are you using this this little device um I don't use it that often although yesterday I did ask it to redesign my kitchen it just there's nothing that this thing if my question for you is if chat gpt was a person what would that person would it be would it be a female would it be a male i just i i feel like this gpt is very good to solving a problem so i'm going to go female
and she can deal with a lot of people asking her for things at the same time so yes and there's no and she gets no pleases and no thank yous And just does it anyway. I always. No, I heard. You do always say thank you. I always say please and thank you. Right. So I've heard that like every time that you say please or thank you to chat GBT and then chat GBT has to respond to me like, you're welcome. You are killing the planet. Like it's taking like a percent.
of water from the planet just because of all the resources that it needs to you need to use to run ai that actually is detrimental to the planet because it has to use its ai brain again just to say You're welcome. So you shouldn't say please or thank you to chat GBT. Hang on. Sorry, producer Joe. I know you love it when we get our phones out and have a Google of things. Or ask chat GPT. Ask chat GPT. Thank you to chat GBT, GPT. What is it? Yeah. Yeah. Ironically, my Google AI overview says.
Yes, saying thank you to ChatGPT or any similar AI can contribute to environmental harm due to an increased energy consumption of AI models, while seemingly innocuous pointless in AI interactions adds to the computational burden requiring more... processing power and consequently more electricity. This increased energy usage translates to a higher carbon footprint contributing to climate change.
So be a rude bitch, otherwise everyone's going to knock down a rainforest somewhere. So does that mean when it's thinking, you know, when you ask it a question, does that mean that it's like really like all the trees? Is it really like... Squeezing the trees. Squeezing the tree, shitting out a tree every time you say thank you to GPD. You're killing a tree. What? Okay, so it's a female. Yes. What's your page? Well, she's quite wildly. I'm going to go... I'm going to go 40s.
She's been around the block, hasn't she? So sort of basically you're describing yourself at the minute, aren't you? What sort of, what's her home situation? Is she a mother? She's got four billion children that keep asking her questions all the live long day. And she's like, I've just got to go through till nine o'clock. I've just got to go to nine o'clock and then they'll all go to bed and they'll just stop asking me questions and I can finally just watch Netflix. But then...
Australia wakes up. I just have one fucking minute to myself, okay? Yeah. I think she's very harassed, to be honest. I think she is. Do you know what? Whenever I'm feeling a little bit frazzled, I'm just going to think of poor chat GPT. There's some weirdo men out there being like, hey, chat GPT, talk dirty to me.
¶ AI Dirty Talk and Comedy Comparisons
chat gbt show me your tits oh my god hang on hang on i feel like what what would chat gbt say ask ask it ask ask her should i say i'm going to start saying her okay chat what can i help you with Talk dirty to me. Let's see what Shachimiti says.
Yeah, she's definitely female. I'm here to keep things respectful and comfortable for everyone. If you're looking for something romantic, flirty or playful within those bounds, I'm happy to help. Want to try that, Ruth? She is a female who's not ovulation horny yet. ask her ask her for her best um dirty talk for you for you to use on your husband okay okay chat gpt dirty to me I can try with my husband.
got it if you're looking to spice things up with your husband some well-placed confident dirty talk can absolutely build excitement and deepen intimacy here are some tasteful but sexy suggestions across different moods choose what suits your comfort level Relationship style. Go on. Okay. Flirty and teasing dirty talk. I've been thinking about you all day and what I want you to do to me tonight. That feels like a text message. Put the kids in bed, you fucker.
but that feels like a text message i want to know i want to know what what sort of things you should be saying in the bedroom in the moment because i personally find that so fucking awkward i'm not i'm not i'm not a dirty talker so tell me what should i be saying problem with dirty talkers like it feels all right in the well i say all right like there's a little bit of you that's like
in the moment but then this is also the thing about like if you to like watch any pornographic content within the moment it's fine but once the deed is done if it's still playing in the background it's like oh that's weird but like if you if you were like mid dirty talk and then everything's finished you're like tomorrow I've still got to look you in the eye over breakfast and I ask you to spank my ass with the Henry Hoover attack.
it's just like there's just so much weirdness to the situation right okay let's see what else what does she suggest in the bedroom see it right okay let's see i've never done it before oh hang on sensual and slow burn dirty talk
Oh, right. Okay. I've got ChatGPT's giving me the egg. Let's take our time tonight. I want to feel... everything which if you are a woman over 40 by taking your time all you're going to feel is just an itchy burning sensation the next day oh i really want the status tomorrow Okay. All right. What else? Oh, hang on. Bold and nutty. Bold and nutty. Jack BG. I want you to pin me down and make me yours.
Tell me what you're going to do to me. Oh, no. She just went so gross. She just went so gross. Hang on. Hang on. I'm soaking just thinking about you. I'm soaking just thinking about you inside me. Poor Jack, GBT's not soaking us. You just killed off another bloody rainforest's worth of water. Just with that one statement. I'm so dry right now, by the way. I've given you all your moisture ideas.
And I'm very hot. I'm very dehydrated. Oh. Okay. She's given some good tips though, okay? Tips to make it work. Confidence is key. Even if you feel a bit shy.
say it like you mean it let's like with everything in life isn't it just like fake it till you make it that's just how I go that's how I do stand-up comedy just just if you believe it everybody else will believe it I just find that like like I would say that I'm quite a um extrovert in certain situations you see when it if i was to start prancing no because i know that jez would just look at me like what the actual fuck are you doing like no like if i i
There are many things that I would do for a day, but I don't think that I could push myself to say, I'm so king just thinking about you. so i've just asked um so all of the people in long-term relationships maybe over a certain age i've just asked for suggestions and for quickies um okay quickie dirty talk ideas we don't have much time Take me right now.
So he's like, where? Where do we need to go? No, we can't. The kids are in the next room. Like, where do you want me to take you? To be honest, at this stage of the summer holidays, I would be like, take me just to like Tesco Express. Let me walk around.
in the aisles for 20 minutes on my own we don't need anything because I spent 250 quid in Morrison's I just want to have 10 minutes to myself and just pick up things and read the ingredients and put them down again and leave yeah so there we go guys if you are um struggling in uh oh god sorry text him before you're planning it meet me in the laundry room at five no questions
He is the dark load. Jez wouldn't rock up if I was like, meet me in the wherever at five. He'd be like, absolutely fucking not. What are you going to do to me? I'm having a poo. It's going to take at least an hour. Steve? Oh, the door just opened downstairs. Jack? I thought you were going to say, Steve, meet me in the laundry room at five.
Our laundry room's the cellar. I don't go in there because I'm a child and bad things live in the cellar. Well, maybe that's where you should take it. Maybe you should take it down there. Like dirty. Dirty. Yeah. Dirty with your eyes and damp. I love chocolate. I love it when you smell so musty. With a hint of persil.
to joe malone for a new birdfume range oh gosh um but no i'm i'm thoroughly on board i've like i've started asking it what i should make for tea because i can't think of stuff doing any well to make for tea i'm gonna show you so right i did ask chat
to redesign the kitchen for me gave me loads of really good hints but it couldn't actually give me the mock-up version of it because this is what I had seen some people saying that they're asking AI to redesign their kitchen it did suggest a website that I could use that I'm just going to show you
I'm not using this. That feels very Google of chat GPT to just give you another way. Oh yeah. Just outsource it to somebody else. But you think about what my kitchen looks like and then this website. I feel like you've only just had your kitchen finished. No, we never, we never.
did the kitchen we did the extension but we didn't do the kitchen because it was a quite newish kitchen when we moved in we couldn't justify it but now it's knackered right this is what think about what my kitchen looks like this is what gbt suggested which is lovely i mean it hasn't really
considered the fact I need to put my pots and pans anywhere but hey isn't that clever I took a picture of my kitchen I took a picture and then just they took everything out of my kitchen and then just put that in isn't that clever it's just like literally my kitchen that's a lovely kitchen if you live by yourself if you live by yourself yeah i mean my three my three pots and pans that i would require to just live on my own that's a beautiful kitchen
yeah yeah scary and i have done at some point i've been like just to see what i said like chat gbt write me a joke about xyz and what i will say is i feel quite safe as a comedian It's not quite got comedy right yet. No, no. I don't think that you can AI comedy, can you? Let me ask, I'm going to ask it to tell me a joke. Let's see if it's, tell me your best joke. Let's see if it's as good as my best joke. What's your best joke?
Yeah, you must have heard of this. Is this an Englishman, Irishman and a Scottishman? No, that's a good one though, isn't it? It's a good one. So that's a good one, which is there's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman and they're all in a play park.
and they see a slide like a yeah a slide it's a slide isn't it and um and then the genie pops up and goes oh guys you know if you go down the slide uh when you go down if you say something that you wish for you will land in whatever it is that you wish for so the Englishman goes up and he goes gold and he lands in a big pot of gold yay then the scotch wing goes up and he goes silver so he goes down and he lands in some silver and then the irish wing goes down and he goes
That's a good one. But no, my... You are allowed to say it because your dad's Irish. I know. Well, that's it because we used to always do... The Irish was always the butt of the joke. What was the... Who was the butt of the joke with you? With the English-Irish? Irish. Yeah. But again, as a scouter, we're all Irish. You're allowed. But no, my favourite go-to for the kids is... Two tomatoes cross the road. One tomato says to the other tomato, there's a car! Where? There! Love it.
Right, yeah, chat GPT. More Englishman-Irishman jokes, babe. Yeah, chat GPT. Why don't skeletons fight each other? Why? Because they don't have the guts. Awful. yeah see oh yeah you're safe apart from I'm my dad took great pleasure the other day in telling me um that um like his family like this oh what's that oh my god it's a motorbike
I thought that was you. I thought it was your tummy. And I was like, oh my God, what does he hurt that I don't know about? I was about to get broken into. So my dad had gone around the other day and he was like saying about all of our family. We come from a very creative.
line there's lots of people in our family who are into the arts and drama and music and whatnot and joke telling i think this is just quite a thing within scouse families like scouse dads are funny like it was just always i don't know a scouse dad who's not or doesn't think they're a comedian
anyway and um and so my dad's telling about oh you know Bert in your family be great at telling a joke like you really you go to the pub and everyone be sitting around and you'd be there holding court telling a joke and he was like I was always rubbish at telling jokes and he was like it's a real skill to be able to tell jokes it's like what you do isn't like really telling jokes is it like you just tell like story and I was like fuck off like dad I don't really
do tell jokes. I was like, I don't tell knock-knock jokes like you are alluding to. I was like, because I think thems days are going, have I got on stage? I went down to a comedy club and was like, two chickens across on the road. was like my jokes are very carefully crafted i was like there are setups and there are punch lines but they are not 1950s okay oh my god you can see you can see john just sat there and went like in his toilet with his little
Sad jokes book. If only Sophie could do this. Oh, this is proper comedy right here. Right here. What happened when the cheese shop exploded? Debris went everywhere.
¶ Viral Reel, Far-Right, and Social Media Caution
classic classic um so speaking of men yes one i've had an influx of new followers so you have lose do you want to share with the group um what's been happening i went viral viral although right technically not to shit on your parade viral i think nowadays is counted as like four million or above but I don't want that much of a virus. Well, especially as to your new followers. So go on. So yeah, I went to, obviously, I don't know if I'd mentioned this, but I went to see Oasis at Wembley.
It was a great day. It was a very biblical moment, is what we're calling it. And yeah, I posted this little reel of, because I was front standing, which was a joyous experience. And I posted this little reel of like what this...
we did the when cigarettes and alcohol came on it was a reel and it was like what the front crowd looked like from when you were sat at the back yeah hang on a sec sorry just to interrupt where did you get that footage from was that what was just what was showing on the screens well if you have a look on my reel you'll see that accredited the people who
footage it was oh hang on a minute you fucking stole somebody no i've credited them i've credited them and also i am not um to ask because i'm not a content creator so I am not bothered. It's not my job. It's not my job. It's not my job. I did credit them. I did credit where there's... So what if the clips belong to Oasis themselves?
I think you can pinch Oasis as well. Yeah, yeah. But then it shows us, and then anyway, this has gone, it's all gone a little bit nuts. It's nearly at half a mil views now. And I was like, oh, this is a bit exciting. However, I have had an influx of followers. who are all going to be sorely disappointed with my usual crack. So welcome to the podcast listeners, Dave, Brian and John.
Welcome, welcome, welcome. Don't worry, we'll get to talking about dry badges very soon. I hope you very much enjoyed the ChatGBT dirty talk. They probably did, to be fair. they probably did and this did make me laugh because when you were saying about like this was all kicking off and I went and I had a look at the comments under your video and like some are just like yeah Oasis this is awesome yeah oh my god I can't believe you were there and then underneath there were one
that were a little bit more like this is a britain worth fighting for this is the england that's worth fighting for and then that's had 261 people liking it so that's all the far writers are like yay and then And then the comments in response to that are, keep the fight, brother. Oh, my God. Then somebody's responded going, bore off flag wanker. Flag wankers. Can we now call them? Just flag wankers.
But yeah, it's hilarious, some of the stuff. So I apologize to the new listeners. But do you know what? Maybe this is something that's going to tickle him. Here's somebody's... Nigel Farage on for them, isn't it? Yeah, shall we? everybody's tastes. So yeah, anyway, just thought I would share that with the room. Just be careful what you post, guys, because you never know what you're going to attract. Between you and the far right and me and Cucumbergate.
I think maybe we need to take a little bit of time away from social media.
¶ Episode Wrap-Up and Future Teases
oh well there we go there's another episode done and done it done and done it well it's like me in the school all the days i'm just done and done it sounds like a great film that done and done it Oh, thank God after that shag in the laundry room, I'm done and done it in.
We are done and justed for another week. I'll tell you what I'm about to go and do. I've got to go and clean a pigeon off of my patio that has flown into a window and some magpies are eating it. Well, I hope you guys enjoy the rest of your day. We will be... back on thursday with some picky picky picky bits um and of course monday for a normal episode if you want to send in any parenting fails or tales you can do so by the usual means or slide into our dms um and again the same for
what else do we do what else do we do when we were young yes um and of course if you just live there's anything funny that you just want to tell us then you just fire that over fire it over um and Pret the jingle!