Timm the Vampire

Timm the Vampire follows the misadventures of a normal guy with a normal, if not terrible job, and a normal, if not horrendous roommate. He just so happens to be a vampire. After around 400 years of life (if you can call it that), Timm encounters a young woman who he thinks is kind of sexy, if not a little deranged. Not to mention his roommate's habit of killing whores is really getting out of hand.

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Episode 2: In Which Everyone Speaks F***ing Spanish

Timm and Dylan bring the dead whore back to life and grant her one last wish - to watch the 1st season of Magic Hour. Debbie takes her anger out on one of the shiny goth kids. Also, everyone speaks Spanish.

Nov 02, 2013•38 min

Episode 1: Worst. Date. Ever.

Timm is a vampire. He works at Denny's. His best friend is a bitch, his roommate is a tool, and his only hope for love (or at least lust) is a neo-gothic wannabe vampire. Unfortunately for Timm, life doesn't get any easier after 4 centuries.

Aug 24, 2011•35 min

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