Tie My Skates Episode 30: Hart Stopper

The fearsome foursome got together for the first time this month. The team had to battle through several of Coots’ strokes in the episode, but fear not, Z was able to get on his hands and knees and perform mouth to mouth resuscitation to revive him. It was hot. The gang discusses the historic SADurday in Philadelphia sports with the kick to the stones bestowed upon us from the Phillies & Union (4:13). We followed it by a little stick & sack tap to TK and Carter Hart, simultaneously, we provided a little soapy bum & encouragement spank to Risto as he takes shelter in Torts’ dog house (17:26). Z then goes on to exclaim why he believes TK should 100% be the Flyers captain (40:18). We all disagreed and called him a moron. Lastly, we all take turns on saying why Johnny is undoubtedly the best member of the TMS pod and we lay some ceremonial lilies down at a local field to commemorate the injured Matt Luff (again) (49:07).