Short n Sweet - When the Razzies Got It Wrong

You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow... Well, no, not quite like that. That's less of a whistle, more of a, uh... wet trumpet, I guess. Overall, not a very pleasant soun-- Hup, still goin' are ya? Right, well, yes you... you certainly are enthusiastic. By the by, couldn't help but notice the golden cap you have on one of your incisors. That's... yeah, that's a choice. Adds a strange texture to this this whole damp farty-mouth thing you've really chosen to stick with... Y'know, you're actually not bad at that. If there were some kind of award, I reckon you'd be in the running. Maybe some prize given to the best spittle-flecked lip vibrations by anyone with a gold-encrusted tooth. I guess they'd call them... the Yellow Mouth Brahps? I dunno, something along those lines. Whadda ya want from me, huh? HUH?!