Birdman

*to the tune of We Didn't Start The Fire*

Michael Keaton's here to stay

In a Raymond Carver play

Edward Norton going meta in this onstage show

All in one shot, so it seems

Dashed and damned artistic dreams

And there's Galifankankis, as if you didn't know

Close the curtains, quick now

Certain there's a sick crowd

Loving this implosion of the path this man has chosen

Why we gotta be so mean, critics hog the big screen

And the boards and literati, Riggan's gonna try fly

Watch the Birdman go higher

Floating on and cruising from his own delusion

Pals gonna be inspired

Cos this movie's rooting and it's also tootin