Three Mile Island Yacht Club

Dumbass river living- politics, news, and culture with Zoe (@stalinskarsgard), Danny (@againstposting), Adam (@YodaGamingJr), and Maddie (@MASTERBLAST0ISE)

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Pro Crime, Anti Holocaust

Welcome to Three Mile Island Yacht Club, where we are increasingly less frequent and prepared for our own comedic bits. Follow along with us as we hang out in an elevator with the Devil himself and talk about the bullshit that is the failing US empire. || TOPICS: Cain, Abel, and the 6ft tall pile of Jizz // Outrunning the Freeze // M. Night “Big Brain Wojack” Shyamalan // Happy Coming Out, Abigail Thorn // YouTube? Not Even Once! // Deleuze’s Gnarly Finger Nails // We’ve been gone for almost two...

Feb 02, 2021•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 5

It's Been A Month & All My Homies Got Depression

Welcome to the 4th installment of the Three Mile Island Yacht Club podcast, in which the cold opens get even longer and colder. The state of America is bleak, everyone. We got parents living in closets and gamers are still not oppressed. TOPICS: Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the Democratic party continue to shit the bed // Science is Fake // the vaccine will not be evenly distributed and it won’t save the economy // hospitals have high turnover in the midst of a pandemic (not great!) // Union bus...

Dec 14, 2020•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 4

Kintype Onion Biden

Here we have the long awaited, greatly anticipated third installment of the Three Mile Island Yacht Club podcast. In this episode, Zoe, Maddie, Danny, and Adam further descend into the third stage of Baudrillard’s“Four Stages of the Sign”. TOPICS: President Biden, the Zhuzhless Man // the Libertarian Party Kills Reaganism // Sayonara to our Big Beautiful Boy // Barack Obama Episode III: Revenge of the Libs // Chuck Schumer’s heart grows three times its size // Pressure Release Valves are a natur...

Nov 09, 2020•1 hr 19 min

Hope Hicks Prayer Candle

Welcome to the second episode of Three Mile Island Yacht Club. Prepare to get TMIYCpilled as we continue to analyze the hell we live in. Topics: Trump Has COVID from Girl Power // QAnon and the potential fallout from the death of Trump // The Presidential Debate // Living in a Gerontocracy // 30-50 Feral Super Pigs // Local Conservative Cranks // Voting in Pennsylvania || Don't forget to follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/TMIYachtClubPod || Music: "Slaughter" by The Passion Hi-Fi —http://...

Oct 06, 2020•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 2

PSL: Party for Second Life

Welcome to the inaugural episode of the Three Mile Island Yacht Club! Join us as we discuss "the bleak reality and insufferable madness that afflicts us." Topics: Bob Woodward and the Coronavirus // Coronavirus, 9/11, and private industry // Second Life // Eco-Terrorism // COVID-19 in Pennsylvania. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter! Music: "Slaughter" by The Passion Hi-Fi

Sep 20, 2020•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 1

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