We're joined today by not-quite-puppet Mike Brown. In this episode, we talk about home improvement projects, listener emails, old sad wrestler stories, Kanye ranting on a table, Mitch McConnell's next endeavor, and a couple stories of people starting fires.
Oct 11, 2018•1 hr 15 min
We're joined today by the great Charity Sade. We start this episode with some recent show recaps before moving on to some listener emails. After that, we try to make sense of Kanye West's rambling SNL rant thing. Next, we talk about an Uber driver who caught his wife cheating when she got into his Uber. And we close out with a story on how the Redskins have decided not to pimp out their cheerleaders.
Oct 04, 2018•1 hr 22 min
Today we're joined by almost puppet, Mike Brown (@olmikeb757). We start this episode with some discussion on the Kavanaugh confirmation situation. Then, we check out a couple listener emails and revisit the Kevin Hart/Katt Williams feud. After that, we talk about a group of siblings who made a campaign ad endorsing their brother's opponent. And we close out discussing a popular podcast that was criticized for fetishizing black men.
Sep 27, 2018•1 hr 30 min
We're joined today by Pop Pop himself, Elton Howard, Jr. In this episode, we talk about Elton's current workout facilities. Then, we discuss a little bit of the infamous Katt Williams interview. After that, we watch a video of a white guy who decided to pull his gun on a group of black kids trying to get on an elevator. That leads us into deeper a discussion on race, and how Serena Williams' U.S. Open penalties should be perceived.
Sep 20, 2018•1 hr 13 min
We're joined today by sock puppet favorite and new father, Romane Walters. We start this episode discussing white people's relationship with fire. Then, we talk about Obama's return and check a couple listener emails. After that, we give some early thoughts on that cop who walked into the wrong apartment and shot the guy who lived there. And we close out with an update on that Duncan Hunter guy's campaing finance vioaltions, and a cop who was liking KKK posts on Facebook.
Sep 13, 2018•1 hr 10 min
We're joined today by the great Petey Steele. We start this episode off talking about John McCain's funeral and his legacy. Then, we move on to some discussion on Sam Harris and other modern-day "intellectuals." Next, a listener email has us revisiting the idea of the squatty potty. And we close out with the latest from Kanye West.
Sep 06, 2018•55 min
Today, we've got Tim Miller back, so it's the OG 3GO crew. In this episode, we talk about good chicken and defunct comedy clubs. Then, we discuss workplace bathroom etiquette before checking out some listener emails and comments. And we close out talking about Michelle Beadle's decision not to watch football this year, and a Netflix show recommendation.
Aug 30, 2018•1 hr 16 min
Randolph is out this week, but we have Tim Miller and Dominic Rivera sitting in. We start this episode with some rankings on the best burger restaurants. Then, we check out a clip of a doctor who got tackled by security at the airport despite being white, and a video of a different white guy who thought it would be a good idea to get drunk and yell racial slurs in Uganda. And we close out with a Georgia state senator's strange rationale for Trump's use of the N-word.
Aug 23, 2018•1 hr 7 min
Today we're joined by Sock Puppet #1, Haywood Turnipseed, Jr. We start this episode checking out some listener emails and comments, and talking about GenX politicians. Then, we discuss Omarosa's new book about Trump. After that, we watch a video of Paris Dennard desperately trying to defend Trump. And we close out with the story of a guy who committed suicide by stealing a plane and crashing it.
Aug 16, 2018•1 hr 29 min
Randolph is out today, but we're joined by Elton Howard Jr. and Dominic Rivera. In this episode, we get a fresh, new crazy Elton story that just might top all of the other ones. Then, we talk about a couple stories from Dominic's past. After that, we discuss old strip club experiences. And we close out with the audio of a guy who called into C-SPAN and threatened to shoot two CNN reporters.
Aug 09, 2018•1 hr 25 min
Today we have Tim Miller back, and we're also joined by Franqi French and JL Cauvin. In this episode, we talk about Franqi's childhood days selling porn, and the first time JL ever saw porn. Then, we discuss how gay men get away with groping straight women. After that, we talk about the proper way to get dressed before a show, and a bizarre old comedy club promotion. And we close out with some conversation about Dak Prescott.
Aug 02, 2018•59 min
We're joined today by the great Romane Walters (@Thatblack1). We start this episode talking about the guy who got fouled so hard at a local gym, he had to go call the cops. Then, we talk about some MAGA hat wearing interns who claim they were refused an Uber ride in DC. And we close out with the story of Romane's earliest experiences with porn.
Jul 26, 2018•1 hr 3 min
We're joined today by the great Elton Howard, Jr. We start this episode with a couple listener emails that get us talking about the election and Trump. Then, we watch a video of a coach in Lavar Ball's basketball league who likes to threaten his players. After that, we watch a couple classic videos that show what can happen if you owe someone money. And we close out with a few thoughts on the Charlamagne situation.
Jul 19, 2018•1 hr 24 min
We're joined today by the great Charity Sade. We start this episode talking about fireworks and checking out a couple listener emails. Then, we discuss bathroom etiquette, white america, and Hope Solo's recent comments about soccer. After that, we talk about that NRA lady and some comments she made about journalists. And we close out with some discussion on the shooting of Antwon Rose.
Jul 05, 2018•1 hr 36 min
Welcome to yet another episode of Two Guys On. No guest today. We start this episode talking about that rapper guy whose name is hard to pronounce who got killed. Then, we check out some listener emails and talk about Melania's jacket. After that, we discuss a former basketball star and a college football coach whose politics seem to have gone off the deep end. And we close out with an article about how Trump staffers are having a hard time finding dates in DC. How do you like the new theme song...
Jun 28, 2018•1 hr 20 min
We're joined today by the great Dominic Rivera. We start this episode with some thoughts on the whole kids in cages situation. Then, we discuss the Trump/Kim summit spectacle. And after that, we have a long conversation about depression, anger, and how to take care of your mental health.
Jun 21, 2018•1 hr 33 min
Today we're joined by one of our favorite guests, Petey Steele. We start this one off talking about LeBron's broken hand. Then, we check out some listener emails which gets us revisiting the topic of black nerds. Next, we discuss the apparent end to the Drake vs. Pusha T beef. After that, we check out the story of a hardware store owner who doesn't want any gays around. And we close out with an update on what happened to the cop who tackled James Blake, and a plastic surgeon who raps next to her...
Jun 14, 2018•1 hr 26 min
We're joined today by the great Romane Walters (@Thatblack1). We start this episode with some ideas on how Drake can get back at Pusha T. Then, we check out a couple listener emails, including one from a beatmaker. After that, we discuss a preacher who needs a new jet, and a woman who had to prove to an airline that her biracial child was hers. And we close out with some thoughts on LeBron's recent suit choices.
Jun 07, 2018•1 hr 22 min
In this episode of The Woke Files, Randolph has a great conversation with the legendary Marsha Warfield.
Jun 06, 2018•1 hr 37 min
No sock puppet today, so it's just Two Guys On for a change. We start this episode talking about exercising and grade school fights. Then, we check out a couple listener emails. After that, we watch the video of a woman who decided to defecate inside a Tim Horton's, and talk about a guy who got some coffee shop employees fired because of the music they were playing. And we close out with some discussion on the most recent school shooting, and Childish Gambino's This Is America video.
May 24, 2018•1 hr 56 min
We're joined today by Elton Howard, Jr. In this episode, we check out a couple listener emails, which gets into a conversation about Kanye West. After that, we watch the video of a racist old man fighting a woman in a parking lot. Next, we talk about a former ESPN host who says she was fired because she was white. And we close out with some discussion on the Kevin Hart sex tape extortion attempt.
May 10, 2018•1 hr 24 min
Today we're joined by Elton "Pop Pop" Howard, Jr. We start this episode talking about old fast food jobs. Then, we reminisce about apartment living when you're young. After that, Elton tells us all about the big house he used to have before the housing market collapsed. Next, we discuss the notion of "happy slaves" being taught to some kids in school. And we close out with some thoughts on why Big Freedia's voice is showing up in other people's songs, but she's not making it into their videos.
Apr 26, 2018•1 hr 20 min
We're joined today by Petey Steele. We start this episode with some listener emails. Then, we talk about a naked guy getting violent on the DC Metro. Next, we talk about Ray Lewis vs. Odell Beckham Jr., and the ongoing saga of Colin Kaepernick. After that we discuss last week's Starbucks racism and a kid getting shot at for trying to get directions to school. And we close out with some thoughts on the Simpsons response to The Problem With Apu.
Apr 19, 2018•1 hr 17 min
Today we're joined by PRS-1, Dominic Rivera. We start this episode talking about some recent drama involving Gary Owen. Then, we break down the recent Conor McGregor backstage fight. And we close out with some great stories from Dominic about all the gambling and women from back in his Air Force days.
Apr 12, 2018•1 hr 16 min
We're joined today by the great Chris Lamberth (@ChrisLamberth). We start this episode talking about junk food and old video games. Then, a listener email leads to a converastion about the Breakfast Club vs Desus and Mero drama. And we close out with a video of female Trump supporters defending him after the Stormy Daniels interview, and some disucssion on racism.
Apr 05, 2018•1 hr 21 min
We're joined today by Elton Howard, Jr., AKA Pop-Pop. We start this episode with some comedy talk and listener emails. Then, we spend a few minutes discussing Lil Dickey's latest song. After that, we talk about the shooting of Stephon Clark, which leads to a braoder conversation on guns. And we close out with some thoughts on the Killer Mike NRA video.
Mar 29, 2018•1 hr 59 min
We're joined today by Petey Steele (@SteelebornDC). We start this episode with some discussion about the early stages of the Austin bombings. Then, we talk about a ridiculous scandal involving a neo-nazi from Maryland. After that, we discuss a teacher whose gun went off in class, and why white people seem to be stockpiling so many guns. And we close out with some conversation about hip hop and the grammys.
Mar 22, 2018•1 hr 21 min
Today we're joined by the great Dominic Rivera. We start this episode talking about old movies before reviewing a new song from a hotep turned singer. After that, we talk about Trump and North Korea. Next, we discuss Kobe's Oscar. And we close out with some discussion about the drama created by a local radio prank gone wrong.
Mar 15, 2018•1 hr 26 min
Our guest today is the great Courtney Fearrington (@bigCcomedy). We spend the beginning of this episode talking about some recent news about Rick Ross. Next, we talk about the NFL combine. Then, we discuss the fallout of the Michael Steele CPAC incident, and recent efforts to criminalize blackness. And we close out with the idea of grocery stores selling guns.
Mar 08, 2018•1 hr
We're joined today by the great Romane Walters (@Thatblack1). We start this episode with a couple listener emails. Then, we move on to talk about that Dana Loesch lady from the NRA, and what she has to say about the media. Next, we talk about comments made about Michael Steele at CPAC, and Trump's cheat sheet. And we close out discussing the revelation that an officer stayed outside the school during the Parkland shooting.
Mar 01, 2018•54 min