John Moffitt of the Denver Broncos cites reading Noam Chomsky as one of the reasons he quit football, Rand Paul uses footnotes, and a Kansas City Christian Rescue Mission bans the local atheist group from volunteering at the annual Thanksgiving event.
Kellogg’s apologizes for their Tweet on feeding the hungry if they get retweets, an artist in California makes animal sculptures entirely from pipe cleaners, and this famous actor refuses Twitter!
Obama now travels with a portable tent, Table 6 in Anchorage has an odd way of garnishing a Bloody Mary, and a performance artist in Moscow shocks tourists.
A fight broke out at a Chuck E Cheese in Chicago, a travel company that specializes in vacations for toys, and Fox News criticizes the apparent US zombie obsession.
Lebron James wants to play in the NFL, the buying power of $100 in 1557, and the newest sandwich craze in Japan.
A high school in Texas suspends a student for taking the SAT, divorce cakes, and a course charges fees to be homeless?
Nine in ten travelers don’t want reclining seats on planes, Bill O’Reilly compares ACA to a young girl attending a dance with a vicious motorcycle gang, and Miley Cyrus on the Michele Bachmann role.
A college professor who films under students’ skirts, a congressional staffer in Missouri leaves a gun in the restroom and the Pope sends mixed messages.
Howard Schultz doesn’t want guns at Starbucks, George Zimmerman goes AWOL, and are popular bathroom wipes clogging our toilets?
A mom gets a DUI picking up her kid from elementary school, Madonna has a penis bong and GWAR petitions to play the Super Bowl.
Glenn Beck on war, Neil Young’s car breaks down, and what is the new American dream?
Obama continues a media blitz on Syria, Liberty Counsel’s Matt Barber admits his homophobia is all about making money, and a man in Florida tries to fool police by eating a receipt.
The Justice Department is declassifying portions of some secret orders, Rush Limbaugh is writing a children’s book that includes time traveling, and Bruno Mars is booked for the Super Bowl.
A new study on the amount of men that get their genitals caught in their zipper, the AP mixes up their songwriters, and which US City is no longer issuing birth or death certificates?
Barack Obama invites John McCain to promote military intervention, Fox News is reporting on bedbugs and a mental health clinic has an award for free rehab based on Breaking Bad.
Hospitals are treating Internet addictions, a man steal 200 bicycle seats from women and who are the new extremists according to the Department of Defense?
Pat Robertson claims gay people deliberately spread AIDS, Kentucky students dislike Michelle Obama’s lunch program and does Fox News mogul Roger Ailes have something to fear?
Donald Trump with another Obama quip, Tea Party activists are calling it Boehner Care, and McDonald’s is launching a new product.
Noam Chomsky and Sarah Palin agree on something, a Michigan cop-turned-author on American neighborhoods and budget cuts to the Forest Service.
A massive lightning storm in San Francisco, Bill O’Reilly goes on vacation and an odd ad from Creationists.
Rock musician Danzig calls Democrats fascists, Chris Christie on homosexuality and a student at Ball State wins a semester of free tuition.
Online training company Mindflash develops software that forces you to pay attention, Fox Entertainment bails on the Hillary Clinton mini-series, and WikiLeaks publishes some new information.
Fox News provides insight on sugary drinks, a Best Buy Geek Squad investigates a little bit too far and a teacher in Capetown gives a student an interesting piercing education.
Barack Obama teams up with Congress to gain the public’s trust, an odd strategy, A Ryan Air stewardess gets punched in the face, and people are naming their children after Game of Thrones characters but the main choice is surprising.
A family flees the US because of its “interference with religion,” a study shows abused puppies get more sympathy than abused humans and Mississippi police are on the prowl to arrest a certain type of Satanist.
The first test-tube burger is unveiled, it’s national Stop on Red week and the GOP actually takes issue with corporate powers?
A professor that hates grammar, Pamela Anderson is renting out her mansion, and what do voters think of first when they hear Chris Christie?
A college student didn’t realize Kurt Cobain was dead, Marion County, Florida is going to be limiting their billboard business and actress Aubrey Plaza describes her masturbation scene.
CNN on Belly-Flops, the Man of Steel Sequel and a Georgia man takes a loaded gun to the Empire State Building.
Detroit, a man in West Virginia tries to steal a baby alligator and which region in the US gives the most speeding tickets?
