Hold the Girls!

We heard that the big titty woodshop teacher is actually the headmaster... wanna know she got THAT name?   We're back! Finally there was some good fucking FOOD on the timeline this week, so we really dig deep.   First, we review Rina Sawayama's new album HOLD THE GIRL and really get carried away with our... strong feelings on the matter. Then, we go back to black: mermaids that is. We talk about the Little Mermaid remake and get to the bottom of whether Halle Bailey is an instrument of the Great Replacement.   Lastly, we talk the big titty woodshop teacher who made waves with her massive jugs. We answer the question on everyone's lips: when selecting dishwasher-safe breasts to wear to work, how much is too much?   Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC, and the Thot Topics Fanclub Instagram @th0tcels. Hold our girls on Patreon.