Hot Dog #26-This week me and Frank-cis watched 2015's “Tremors 5", starring Michael gross and Jamie Kennedy. This film had us asking such questions as, why did they completely change the look of the monsters that have looked exactly the same for 25+ years? Why is Jamie Kennedy in this movie….like at all? Can you really steal an entire seen from Jurassic Park and get away with it? Why has this movie ruined a character from a franchise that I love? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Ed...
Nov 06, 2015•45 min
Hot Dog #25- *ANNIVERSARY EPISODE* This week me and Frank-cis watched 1997's “Batman & Robin", starring George Clooney & directed by Joel Schumacher. This film had us asking such questions as, why is Mr. Freeze called “Mr. Freeze”, when he is a medical Doctor? Why not be called “Dr. Freeze”? Why is Gotham City built on the back of these giant titan statues? Who are these statues of ? Why is an observatory built in the middle of a major metropolitan city? Why does the observatory look lik...
Oct 28, 2015•57 min
Hot Dog #24-This week me and Frank-cis watched 1987's “The Monster Squad", starring a bunch of kids. This film had us asking such questions as, where the hell in America is this taking place? How were kids able to get away from so much stuff (i.e. black mailing a girl with naked photo’s & making bullets) ? Why was Dracula and Frankenstein’s monster in a WWII era bomber? If Dracula is more or less and immortal demon man with an array of powers, why does he rely so heavily on dynamite? Where t...
Oct 19, 2015•56 min
Hot Dog #23-This week me and Frank-cis watched 1986's Jim Wynorski robot slasher “Chopping Mall". This film had us asking such questions as, how can this mall afford 3 automatous robots, a super computer, and two full time scientists? Do these robots have peripheral vision? How close do you need to be to another couple before it is considered an orgy? Are these people 29 or 16? Exactly how long do you have to pull out your ID? Is this mall not only the center of America, but the center of the un...
Oct 15, 2015•50 min
Hot Dog #22- This week me and Frank-cis watched 2000's disaster "Dungeons and Dragons". This film had us asking such questions as, why was this made? Who was it made for? WHo black mailed jeremy irons? Was Marlon Waynes the best thing in this movie? Is Marlon Wayons being the best thing in a movie even possible? Why did blue lips have blue lips? Could anyone act or was it first come first act? Can you steal every trap from the Indiana Jones trilogy and get away with it (apparently)? Is my brothe...
Sep 16, 2015•41 min
Hot Dog #21- This week me and Frank-cis watched 1999's "Wing Commander". This film had us asking such questions as, how can Freddie Prinz Jr. go his entire life without know about his families history, even though everyone hates him for it? Why are we still using bullets 600 years into the future? Why is it still weird that a woman is in charge 600 years into the future? Why/how has the french accent survivided in space? Are the "pilgrims" magic or what? Are the aliens lizards or cats? Was the c...
Sep 07, 2015•44 min
Hot Dog #20- This week me and Frank-cis watched the 80's classic(?) No Holds Barred. This film had us asking such questions as, why is Hulk not just called hulk Hogan? Why is there a dwarf in a cage above a bar, throwing quarters into beer? Who is this movie for? Did a movie like this really need an alarming masterbation joke? Why is there more growling & snarling then spoken dialouge by the main charachter? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April
Aug 31, 2015•50 min
Hot Dog #19- This week we watched the biggest box office bomb off all time. And it's not what you think. Turns out its the 2013's disaster "47 Ronin". Is this just an attempt to make 300 again, 8 years after it came out? Is Keanu Reeves and acting robot? Why do the lizard people live in a ghost jungle? Is Keanu Reeves meant to be a white person? How boring can dialogue get?Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April
Aug 26, 2015•1 hr 7 min
Hot Dog #18- WE'RE BACK !!! After a littler of a summer break Matt & Zach return with the 2014 monster movie "Animal".This film had us asking such questions as, why will the gay guy not die? Is this movie really a character drama? When is Vin Deasel going to make the next "Riddick" movie? Why on earth is this movie less than 90 minutes? How quickly can you bring up a plot point and the dismiss it (very quickly it turns out)? Join us for out retrun, with this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music b...
Jul 29, 2015•1 hr 15 min
Hot Dog #17- This week we watched the 2013 Schwarzenegger/Stallone Epic "Escape Plan".This film had us asking such questions as, why was 50 cent even in this movie? Why not kill all these prisoners instead of having them on a boat? Did Stallone even want to be here? We is Arnold talking his native language so disturbing? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April
May 13, 2015•1 hr 10 min
Hot Dog #16- This week we watched the 2014 Found Footage Horror Film V/H/S Viral", direct by 5 hacks. This film had us asking such questions as, was the goal to have no transitions? Do the people in the satanic version of the world have to feed their monster penises? Did "Nacho" have a bigger image for where this needed to go? Where did that skateboarder get a gun? Did they make the internet get haunted? Is their message that the internet is bad, or that youtube is bad, or a some third option? A...
Apr 14, 2015•1 hr
Hot Dog #15- This week Matt and I watched the 2014 remake "Robocop: The Robotic Police Officer" directed by José Padilha (whoever that is)This movie hate us asking such questions as, what is really the difference between Gary Coleman and Gary Oldman? Why cast Samual L Jackson if you wont let him truley say "Mother F**ker"? Did they really think loading an entire cities worth of servers into the human brain would end well? Why does Detroit appear to be doing so well? And where is the BLOOD!!??" A...
Mar 31, 2015•1 hr 21 min
Hot Dog #14- This week we clebrate matts belated birthday with the 1995 Film "Congo". Let me tell you, for a movie about killer gorillas, the one thing thats missing is killer gorillas. This film has us asking such questions as, was Ernie Hudson told this was a parody movie filmed in the style of 1940's old hollywood? Is Bruce Cambell the best actor in the history of acting (the answer is yes)? How much money does Karen Ross have on here? Is Evil Corp. trying to make a communications laser, or t...
Mar 18, 2015•1 hr 23 min
Hot Dog #13- We're BACK!! After nearly two months of technical difficulties we are back. This Week we watch the modern classic, 2012's "I Frankenstein. This film had us asking such questions as, why is it gargoyles instead of angels? Why does everyone we know who Frankenstein is? Why do two scientists trying to reanimate corpses have no knowledge about the lethality of electricity? Did Frankenstein always have a soul, and if so why? If not, when did he get one, and why? Who does this movie cater...
Feb 26, 2015•1 hr 22 min
Hot Dog #12- This Week, to celebrate the birth of ME (Zach), Matt and I watched the Korean hit film “The Last GodFather". This film had us asking such questions as, why did the movie happen? Is this movie a parody, or just the worst thing to happen to Korea since the Korean war? Does North Korea play this on a loop in their concentration camps to torture its prisoners? Is the character/actor retarded? And lastly you get to hear me profusely apologize to making him watch what is easily the worst ...
Jan 08, 2015•49 min
Hot Dog #11- This Week, to celebrate the birth of Santa, Matt and I watched the Christmas classic "Power Rangers Samurai Christmas Spectacular". And yes, we are aware that this is not a movie but an episode of a TV show. Shut-up, we don't care. This film had us asking such questions as, we do the power ranger, who are at least 18, believe in Santa Claus. Is "bulk" of "bulk and skull retarded?" Did "skull" die? Why does a giant robot sword fish live in the ocean? Is the red ranger really a robot?...
Dec 22, 2014•53 min
Hot Dog# 10- This Week Matt and I watched the 2014 Film "Rage." This Film had us asking such questions as, just home much money does Nicholas cage owe the IRS? Why does he associate himself with a man who sells crystal meth to kids? Why is murtaugh still a cop, if he was too old for this shit 27 years ago? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April
Nov 27, 2014•1 hr 17 min
Hot Dog #9- This Week Matt and I watched the 2012 Film "Lockout." This film had us asking such questions as, how much can a movie steal the plot of escape from New york without being sold? what is the point of the international space station if we have space jail? Why is there a space police department? Does Guy Pearce's character have mental handicap? Why are you aloud to smoke inside in the year 2079? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April
Nov 11, 2014•1 hr 8 min
Hot Dog #8- This Week for our send week of Spook-tober, we watch the scary(ish) 2012 Film "The Colony." This film had us asking such questions as, is this movie just a way to steal money from the Canadian government? In the future where there is a global encompassing ice age, why is no one cold? Is gasoline not an issue, because there are certainly acting like it. Is characterization really needed for a movie? is the "road warrior the best post apocalyptic movie? And other questions! Join us for...
Oct 23, 2014•1 hr 15 min
Hot Dog #7- This week is our first Spook-tober episode. As it seems is the standard we have a Halloween themed month. However, unlike other podcast, instead of watching a horror film, we accidentally watched a BOO-ring film. We watched "Branded" from 2012. This Russian/American/Soviet (?) film had us asking such questions as, do the writers know how marketing works? Are the brand monsters real or the embodiment of an idea? Is the main character magic or out of his mind? Why is everyone mad? And ...
Oct 08, 2014•1 hr 6 min
Hot Dog #6- This week Matt and I watched "Blood Glacier", from 2014. A movie about where everything turns in a beetle hybrid monster, except when they don't. This movie had us asking suck questions as, why is everything a beetle monster? Why is the future of earths ecosystem entrusted to an morphine addicted alcoholic? Why isn't anybody calling for help? And of course, why is there a puppy-human-baby hybrid....WHY!!! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April
Sep 24, 2014•1 hr 8 min
Hot Dog #5- This week Matt and I watched "Hansel and Grettle: Witch Hunters" from 2014. This film had us asking such questions as, is this movie set in the middle ages, or a post-apocalyptic future? Why do witches, with what appears to be limitless magic, prefer to fist fight? Why will being fire proof prevent decapitation. Also, watching a giant troll squash a mans head is just as entertaining as it sounds. Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April
Sep 18, 2014•1 hr 3 min
Hot Dog #4- This week Frank-cis and I watched "Tresspass" 2011. This film had us asking such questions as, how many times can you say the name "Kyle" in one movie? Why is joel Schumacher considered a good director? Are there any diamonds or not? Also, Nick Cage yelling, Nick Kidmann trying to act, and a woman smoking crack. Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April
Sep 18, 2014•50 min
Hot Dog #3- This week Matt and I watched "Gallowwalker from 2012 (but actually from 2006 but was shelved while Wesley snipes was in jail. This film makes us ask such questions as "how can a gun fight be so boring", "why is that guy wearing cast iron pot on his head", and "why does the main bad guy have no skin, but then has it so quickly that it doesn't effect the plot to the point that it is irrelevant?" Also, useless characters, impossible marksmanship, and a mountain pretzel. Join us for this...
Sep 18, 2014•58 min
Hot Dog #2- This week Me and matt watched "Upside Down" 2012. This film features the creepiest guy ever who seems to be winning the heart of a brain damaged Kirsten Dunst...somehow. We are also treated to a new set of physics rules, that sometimes matters and sometimes doesn't, its fun (no its not). Also bianary planets, magic bees, and peeing on the cieling. Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April
Sep 18, 2014•56 min
Hot Dog# 1 !!! This is the very very very rough pilot episode of the bad movie podcast, "This Movie Was A Hot Dog." This episode was made before we really had the audio/editing thing down. Also we hardly know what the hell to say, but it was a decent enough first attempt. Enough of me explaining the garbage you are about to listen to, what is "This movie is a Hot Dog?" My Brother, my friend, and I, love bad movies. We decided to share that love by watching some of the worst movies we can find an...
Sep 17, 2014•1 hr 2 min
