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Important, I mean, you should just tuck your dick up your.
Butt and call it a day.
Nobody has pegged me.
Are you waking up?
Rock hard? And here we go? What is live radio road? We are here. We are live sort of.
Sort of cameras they're not facing that direction, but there's thousands, there's a lot of there's thousands of fans and unfortunately they're not my tub so you won't be able to hear the fans. But there's thousands of fans. Actually, back it up. It's it's a safety hazard. How many people are bombarding the stage?
Looked here?
Got him? Yeah, guys, oh my god, we're here. Latis latus is the super Bowl song?
Is this the best football channel song?
That?
Yeah?
This is the Fox?
Uh?
Is this is the Fox song? That's correct? Yeah? Do we do we know the NBC or the ABC song?
No?
No, no, no no, no no no no no no, that's John that is John Tesh.
That's right. Yeah, you know it's crazy.
The John Tesh basketball song also just kind of sounds like the entertainment tonight song.
The entertainment. Yeah, he was the host forever.
No no, no, no, no, no, no, they're the same.
He's a one T tony that John Tesh. I hate her. We are here live sort of radio row.
It's uh pretty incredible, it's awestly it's I will admit that we went really hard last night.
Maybe a little too hard. We're limping into the starting I might.
Say it's unprofessional how hard we went, Uh right, And I'm not going to name names, but I want Blake to name names. Two people in our crew puked their beds.
Well, let's just say it. And you, yeah, you hear that news. You think it's me? Guys, I think I'm doing the best so far. Yeah, I've got things together.
Yeah.
So if it wasn't me, and it wasn't they wouldn't Addam. I don't know. I don't know who it could be.
Are and the only other the only other people in our crew are Isaac and Anders.
These are all good questions.
And they and two people in our crew puked in their bed. Yeah, that is getting super bowld right there, getting radical super ball.
It didn't even make it to the bull I didn't make it the bull. They stayed in bed to let it evacuate. That's crazy. Make it to the bull.
Yeah, you know what, No shame, there's no shame, No shame. I guess this is the right time for me to plug Rocks Bleach.
Uh.
It's all part of a wrapptid like Sentner, just like a Super Bowl commercial type.
Thing with them. That's cool. Yeah, we're all really branded here.
We're all here with different companies, so we're gonna be doing a lot of drops also.
I'm Glade plugins and Clorox Bleach and of course load boosts and load boo.
Blake keeps saying this is uh, this is super Bowl fifty nine, and Blake if.
Ed.
Blake keeps telling me I'm gonna fifty nine you later tonight. Threatening really sixty nine, dude, And I don't know what that means exactly, and he keeps saying, well, you're gonna find out.
Yeah, right you are, and I'm gonna show you later. Let's just say the fun begins to night.
So cool.
I might even fifty nine him live on stage.
I'm excited to see what that is. It'd be pretty cool. It's really nice to be in the same room with you. Guys, they will touch you. I don't like it.
Okay, you're here and he's and so I'm doing this. I'm gonna throw up.
We'll probably sit over there if you want, ye.
And I'm not a bitch this weekend. This chair is for all the football grades that are there.
Honestly, they're clamoring I see to come sit in the chair. But we're we're kind of keeping them at bay now because we want.
I see Aaron, I see Troy, I see Emmett, the berries over there, whoever.
Do you see? I see I see Johnny Football. They called them Johnny Football. They did call.
Him them that, and they're slammoring. Yeah, they are clamoring the guys. We're also burying a little bit of the lead here. We have a big reveal coming later in this so excited.
So as you know, excited later in the episode.
We well maybe the audience at home and watching right now doesn't know, but before we came to the Super Bowl, we all got our te levels tested.
That's test.
Which basically I haven't read about the science, but that is how much he has secret.
Yeah, it's the amount your testicles are able to secrete. I feel is what testosterone is. I think it's a testosterone is. So you have chest hair and uh and your dick gets like really juicy.
I think that is. I think that is what ones dick is. What as a man, you want more of it? Yeah?
You do?
So we asked.
We we did the podcast Busting Busting with the Boys with the boys, very nice guys. They both that they all thought both both men, both men, Will and Taylor. They both said that they think it's Blake that has the low and.
No, no, no oh really yeah yeah no, he said me because I'm.
Old, because you're a few years older.
But yeah, but then, but then we talked about how you still get mourning would which I'll admit, it's it's hit or miss for me. Some mornings I wake up and I'm like, interesting, hello, darkness, my old friend. You have you rectified again? And for that shell pull on you?
Okay?
Yeah. My wife's like, what are you doing?
My god?
We got a baby.
Yeah, we got a baby in the bed with us at seven in the morning. But you know, when it comes around another four.
Inches, it's gotta go down monster. I love it. Okay. Well, so I mean, do we want to get to the results. Let's juice the picks a little more. Pick. We gotta juice to pick.
Well, I feel like we didn't really go into what happened last night and why we're limping in. Well, we started the night on. We got in a little late. We almost missed some flights. Yes, we barely got on.
I was.
My ego was bashed a little bit when two girls. I was sitting on the flight and these two girls are shaking. They're so excited to take a photo and they're like, oh my god, Oh my god, I take a photo.
And I was like she.
I was like, not another one, my god. And I'm like, all right, yeah, I guess. And then they're like, uh, yet not you. The the girl sitting next to you, and she was a TikTok star. Apparently she goes she had a a really small, tiny dog that that she had and her name was Monique, so big shout out to Monique.
She's a big star.
And then afterwards they go, uh, and then we'll also take a photo with you because you were crying.
Yeah I was.
And I don't even know if they knew me from anything. They just felt bad at it, and how gassed up. I was to take take a picture with you.
Also, yeah, three b yeah, send this picture to our grandpa and.
See if he knows who you are. Oh my god.
Oh so I feel like my test huston might have lower.
Yeah, well, the thing we took the test before we came.
To excuses have begun.
Uh.
And then we landed right in New Orleans, New Orleans, New Orleans. Yes, you don't. You don't have to say it. Not to put some extra juke on it. That's a pileon at him.
But the guy sitting next to me, we land, and he goes, hey, and I'm like yeah, and he goes in turn right, I go yeah, and I go, so is that guy right over there and he looks at you, goes he was an intern?
Oh right, I did. I did, And he goes, I didn't recognize it. Disappointed, disappointed dude.
And that and so if my tea is is low on the results, that might be part of the test, that might be.
Part of the reason you just be getting bashed. That's too bad.
A little bit, a little bit so then land and uh, it was off to the races, man, quick.
You know, once you get in now lens it just really just it gets in your bones. Man, you like as soon as you hear the accent, because you heard meres. We had a real quick layover in that Dallas and I'm like, I don't know.
Why didn't you say Dallas. I did dialist.
I gotta say dials and I'm like, durs, I don't know if I have it, man, I don't know if this week is gonna be for me.
I don't know. I know you were you were being a bitch. Do you know?
It was.
Fifty And I'm gonna do it to Adam later maybe live on this stage.
I'm excited, so keep it stay tuned.
Yeah.
Well, and Troy Aikman, if you could just I don't know if.
It's I don't know if that's Troy's it's Troy. I'm not sure that's troyman, but it is Troy. For it's a guy, it's Troy. I was told Troy is watching.
Uh.
So we touched down.
And I feel I feel the party button get pushed. I'm ready, I'm here for.
And then we went on the plane. I did not Yeah I didn't either. I did not need it either. Yeah, I was saving myself.
So then we go to a fantastic restaurant, very good Brennan's.
Brannon shot out to the Brennan family.
Well, I know him personally, so am I plugged into the city a little bit. Did we go through them to get the reservation. I'm not sure if we.
Did or not.
And I think we almost got turned around because we sent Isaac in and they were like no, no, riff rap.
Yeah, They're like, uh no, you can't wash your feet here. They saw they saw him hanging out.
For whatever, got hat off and I was like, okay, yeah he did.
Uh So we went to Brennan's and that's when things got turned up. For whatever reason, was like, it's a dirty martini kind of night, and I and I downed three of those.
That's that's where it went off the rails from feel.
That I drank a purse. Yeah he did the first They had to drink the him in a giant glass.
This is a fancy this is a nice restaurant. Yeah, I don't understand it. Yea undertand it's New Orleans.
It was like a fish bowl at a high end restaurant.
Yeah.
So when you saw that that drink on the menu, did it mention it was to share.
An ordered it, and I was like, I'll share it with you. But I didn't understand it. I thought it was seeing like a picture, like a picture like a caraffe, like you can serve it up, and there were just a bunch of straws in it.
Here's the thing, and here's the thing, t I.
I nation the people steering our ships, the higher ups, Isaac, and these are the people buying the purses of liquor for us, right, yeah, so we're really just lost boys out she drank something.
They're not the higher ups. Huh. You know that they worked for us. We're not. They're not our losses. What did you just figure this out a little?
It's this is and this is I'm glad you brought this up out him because as a bitch. As a bitch, this is the way he sees it a bit, not this weekendh that's right, I did.
I actually just noticed how Durs was sitting and I was sitting in the exact way, and I changed my position because that is how a man with low te that's how a man with low tee would sit.
Okay, sootom, oh my gosh, I like that.
And then from there at dinner.
We stumble out of dinner and then and then I said, I gotta take We are the last ones to leave, and I'm like, I gotta take them boys to Bourbon Street. And that's what we stumbled out. We went to the first stop on our grand adventure was Jean Lafitte's Absent House. Yes, and we all had absent washed down with an Abita amber Ale, New Orleans baby.
Absinthe is an interesting little drink because you think it's gonna be it's it's like a Jaegermeister esque but it's it's like it's more subtle almost.
But it goes right to your dome, doesn't it.
Yeah, we were flying high when we left there. Yeah, and they pour a big glass.
Yeah, it was.
It was not a shop, it was a drink. Yes, Yeah, realized that.
I also kind of forgot that there was that much liquid. I was like, I want less liquid than this. And then and then I took them to Lafitte's Blacksmith Another. Lafitte's establishment, very old, very very old absent house was eighteen o five.
That's oldest Yeah, they've been. That's super think of how much like Huke and Piss has been in there.
That is crazy, man. Yeah, still is yeah, still there, still there.
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Absolutely.
And I went home and about I was respectful, pretty respectful.
Less let at around two am.
Yeah, and why just because I was wanted to be prepared for today.
And then I woke up at five thirty in the morning.
In the morning now because I ship, And I kid you, not no less than nine times. And I say no less because I stopped counting after nine times.
Yeah, and I like the decision. You were like, you know what, not counting anymore?
Yeah, I was. I was over it doing it. I ran out of toes.
That's kind of the thing. Nolans really draws. Nlans really draws the ship out of you.
Yeah.
So we're taking one yet today, guys, if we're growing there. Brought to you by Glade Plugins.
I haven't gone yet.
I think all yours came out the top end. Yeah yeah, and did you? I mean the cleaners are coming to your room today.
Wrapped up the sheets, Okay, I put them by the door.
Smart move, respectful.
Isaac just laid in his filth like a fucking sea lion, just rolling in his own ship and that's our manager.
That's our manager. That's that loss. Yeah, boss and a guy I give ten for god. Yeah, we're going habs Oh boy interesting. Oh the hell man. That's a low team. Boss man's load. The box man gets his peace.
It's kind of crazy to me that he threw up in his bed like a fucking fish. Wait, that's what you did know. I threw up in my bed like a boss.
Okay, I didn't realize.
I told you to.
There's different ways. That's cool.
So that's why we're stumbling in a little bit. But I think I think we're holding it together. Actually I'm Troy. One second, we're still talking about our ship.
We'll get it. We'll get to you in just one second. I don't know, and I don't know.
That hitting a humongous pretzel.
He's eating a giant pretzel over there. I don't know that that's Akman. I know it's Troy, but I'm not. I haven't Yeah he is.
That is that?
You?
Is that?
He just went yeah, yeah, fair enough, and he really wants to get on in this empty seat.
But that's eight. We're not done talking.
Miss the pretzel. Then you can come on.
Here's the thing.
But we're here for the next three days, so we don't want to blow our load. Absolutely absolutely do not and should wead are here?
Should we?
Maybe is time I feel you know, we're we're twenty minutes in. Maybe it's time we we do the big reveal. See who has the lowest teeth live? Should we do it a lot?
We should? Let's do it, We'll do it a lot. We're reaching for the result.
I got my result right here, and we're going for the Okay, hold on, I mean, oh my god, So I think the high end I've been told is like eleven hundred. That's your just full a throbbing cock of testosterone.
Okay, now, oh my god, no, no.
No, no, no, like, oh no, no.
Love to see an example of somebody who who has.
The look like like the I'm Harry shoulder guys.
Bet yeah, I bet someone uh that you know, when you look at a person and they seem red to the touch, yes and yes, like if you're talking, like, they look like.
A human ZiT.
Sure?
Yeah, that is what I imagine someone with really high because he not only does he get rock hard erections, he is a human erection, right, And that's that's sort of what.
I Troy, We're not talking about you? Yeah?
Oh man, Okay, guys, I mean this is interesting stuff.
How are we doing how are we doing this? And who? What happens if you lose? And what happens if you win? Okay? So I think and it's up to the it's up to the either way.
I'm fifty nine and get hello super Bowl fifty nine.
Dude.
I think the other people pay for that. The person that has the lowest t to then up his te levels oay, for one year for whatever that means. For what are we doing a year? What is the I guess I just don't know. I guess I just don't know what the u what that entails or what that costs. But I'm willing to go all in, okay for regardless.
Regardless we have we have some like actual scientific facts about what testosterone is male hormone.
Okay, yeah, wow, adrenal drop that okay?
And women, this is important both oberies and the adrenal gland.
Is it a drenal that's what? That's what? Yeah, Kylie toying babies babies, Okay.
Testosterone levels increase in boys as they start to reach puberty. So there's a gan. It's the reason men have a deep voice, which I do not.
You don't you don't?
Yeah, you know, I like I lowered my voice when I said you don't know you really?
Uh, it's what gives them facial hair. Adam thinks he needed to tell us that increased height.
Shirts muscle mass Adam, do you have those?
Do you have muscles?
Ship?
Dude? I don't know. You tell me less body fat? Oh? Ship?
And in men, it's needed to keep the muscles and bones strong, to maintain a normal mood and energy level, and to maintain interest.
What's a normal mood?
Maintain interest in sex?
And I think we were all horn like I'm way and actually almost it's off putting how horny we are a lot of people say the horny is podcast that is.
Allowed on on on air like it can't get this.
Yeah, we're up there?
Are we going to read the other ones too? Should we warm it up with the albumen?
Whose album? Don't have that? I just have the serum and the free and that I was.
Always up to test as in total Uh oh yeah, that's the serum.
Yeah, that's the yeah what wait wait what don't look at mine?
Look like who are you looking at Yes, it's the number that it should be in the hundreds. Is the one hundred? What about this one that's in like hundreds? What what you so.
You don't have album? The album them? I don't know.
All right, well let's just go adam, go ahead, okay, what can I get it? I didn't get them. It's the whole point is that now I know? So the first like if we never saw them, someone could just go, Adam, you have this number and we all go whoa.
But none of us know what we have. That's true. But as soon as should have done it a little differently, I don't. I don't know why we were handed these hand you that's the thing I say.
Now after.
I had lightning and I say, handed there.
So hard say okay, all right, so let's just who should start?
I don't know, man, I'm I'm gonna start. Okay. Wait, I wanted to get a drum roll? All right, Well, then you hit us with one or just do make it with your mouth.
But went.
What globulum? What are you looking atlum? I don't know the little lily. No, I only have testosterone test.
Okay, so my number we ready, everyone listening is like just saying, say the damn number. By the way, why is this the super Bowl episode? They won't let Troy agk man on stage?
Troy another breath?
It is.
My testosterone? Wow? Are you serious? Is that hire long?
Many of them came numerous times poker first, it's really good?
Is less good?
Can it? Blace?
Is less good? I'm getting worried after hearing that number.
Okay, okay, so durs do you want to go next?
Is now? Dang? Okay? A hundred points higher?
I feel like such a hard throbbing cock of the man.
And the fine point it says every hundred is an inch. Oh wow, I didn't read that on mine, but that makes me feel kind of good.
I feel like I feel like the best version of this game would be me blowing you guys out of the water.
That would be the best.
But also, uh, I feel like we should have started maybe with you because everyone pegged you to have the lowest.
No one's pegged me.
No one has peggs right, Okay, fifty nine, dude, I.
Get ladies and gentlemen.
Nine testosterone total is.
Eighty?
What do I win?
Seriously?
What is it super real dude? Or eighty two. What does that mean? That means that, I mean, you should just tuck your dick up your butt call it a day, dude.
But didn't that guy on the pot we did say he was like in like below three hundred or something.
No, no, no, he didn't say that. No, he did not say that. Dude. Am I am I sick?
Uh No, I think I think maybe you should re sure work we're gonna.
I think you're not sick.
You're a woman.
Yeah, And that's fine, And that's fine.
And we and we actually what's weird is we all guessed it. And I'm I'm actually a little bumm that we guessed it right.
I am too, man, I really want to impress. I'm bumm that it wasn't closer. Yeah.
So that makes me twice, Yeah, twice the man that you are, dude, which sucks.
Ray, I'm okay, and it's giving thumb.
Yeah, you're okay. You're not I mean, you're not dying, but I mean I think.
You're on the loan waking up rock hard. No ever, you never wake up rock hard sometimes. Okay, Well that I'm in the same boat. It's not every day.
I'm waking I'm like, is that the forty guys told us that's like the tale sign or whatever.
Well, those guys are in their early thirties and they are in our forties.
You're fine. I don't like forty Blake and I are forty one years old. I'm not yet.
I'm soon.
Oh yeah, that's right. Damn, I'm like depressed. That's that's a symptom of low tee.
Yeah, depression. Yeah, you should be stoked. You're about to get free.
You're get we're paying for your testosteron there, we're going so vascular.
Yah, what happened to me? I will completely change.
You're gonna look exactly like Joe Rogan, Yeah, and a lot of people.
I mean he's very rich, he's very man. Yeah, damn, so like pretty much. That just signed me up for this whole week. You guys making fun of my low testostera.
I'm just gonna be I mean, we're not gonna make fun of you. We're just gonna tell everyone who sits down.
Yeah man, Yeah, please don't tell Travis Kelsey. If we get him on here, well.
We're gonna make him guess you know, he's I mean, obviously he's gonna guess correct.
Yeah, man, it's not like we need to tell anyone.
Well, I will say that I did not think that I was gonna be insane on the high end.
I really did. Where are you at seven? It's science, that's really legit number.
I'm not very I was now now here in your number. I thought we were all gonna be in that range. I thought Durs was gonna have me beat. He is an ex collegiate athlete. He's he is a few years older, and your your tea starts to dip.
Damn near fifty.
Yeah, he's almost sixty years old. Oh my god, I can't even. I can't even. I gotta go, I gotta go get some tea. You know what I will say.
Obviously, there's there's so much testosterone in this in this place.
There's a there's a doctor probably right over there.
Yeah, maybe he could in the gold coat. Yeah, and that guy in the glittery gold coat. But you'll shoot you up.
But you know it's low for me. I didn't get It's why don't why why don't we all have the exactly why didn't you hand hander him.
This like my testosterone bioavailable?
Yeah? I don't know what that means is really low. Huh, it's on the low end. It's only sixty. I only have one result. And if you're under one ten you're a woman. Oh oh that's so good, you know.
So my mine says, uh two, it's between two hundred and sixty four and nine hundred and sixteen is on the high end. So if you're in that range, you're okay. So you're not dying. Yeah, no, So technically if you have eleven hundred, you're.
You're on steroids. What's going on there? Yeah? Yeah, something something's off with you crazy.
Yeah, which, by the way, maybe instead of doing testosterone, we all just do steroids.
Just one cycle of trend. Yeah, I believe it's.
Called Yeah, Adam's like, I believe maybe it's called this.
I don't know, trend. Maybe it's called trend. I don't know. Maybe I'm not sure. I haven't looked into it or anything.
Okay, uh, but then but then I looked in then you get back me and then you get your hair falls out, which you know is the only reasons I'm not on the back in.
The hair falling? Now, can maybe you could do something to counterbalance that. You can do roguain or whatever, right, yeah, sponsored by Rogue.
Yeah I could yeah, or just wear cool with Adams like I could.
Well, I haven't.
I I think I should start. I I Isaac told me that I'm he like whispered, You're a bald bitch, like, uh, yeah, yeah I did. When I did that that Uh.
What was the Tripotax commercial?
I did, yes, and it was like the rain It ended up getting cut from the commercial, which was stupid, but there was like a rain machine and me dancing with the rain u and then like, you know, your hair gets weat and so you can see your your scalpel a little bit, and he was like Isaac panicked, dude, he was like, oh, we need make.
Up to go in and cover his his his hair, you can see his scalpl. I mean, I do like that.
They cut it because they were like, he's so bad, old bald woman.
Yeah, he's an old bald woman woman with really high testosteray and I'm so proud of you.
Yeah, gosh, maybe that it's just cool that it explains why you guys are assholes and I'm a bitch.
It's like scientifically proven. Yeah, it's it's probably that I don't like you guys. Tell me to show my tis.
Well, now I kind of wonder what Kyle's is, because Kyle's you know, I wish he was sitting here. He chose not to come, right, we have a chair for him, and he's like, no, I don't want to be part of your guys' group anymore. Yeah, that's because he is such such a bitch, you know, and so I'm sure he would have even lower than you.
But he's eating all those adreamal glad. Yeah, but he is eating all those babies, is son of a gun.
That's cool. Well, don't we have like a party line up tonight? Aren't we going to like the Kelsey Brothers party after that?
You can't.
You have to show your test to get in.
Yeah, you have to be over six hundred in order to even walk through. What was your number again? Or eighty two?
Almost five hundred almost, But remember the nurse told me. The nurse told me that I should have lifted some weights before.
We didn't lift weights either.
You probably lifted earlier that day. I got it done at eight am, get it in the afternoon. I had actually worked out already. No, I did, all.
Right, So yeah, so tonight, yeah, we get that party it's a pizza.
Well, I'm kind of I was excited for that. If you guys could get me in. I'm pretty hyped because we're going to get you some of that. I can't believe I'm on the outside of this.
Damn it.
That's okay, dude, And I don't want you to feel bad that you're such a bitch.
And I don't want you to feel bad about that.
Honestly, I shouldn't be surprised. I just really wanted the rock your guys world.
I wanted that too. I didn't.
I just didn't want to be sitting in your seat right now. I live at the super Bowl with thousands of people clamoring on stage. Troy Aikman over there now he's deep throating corn dogs, and I mean, the guy can't stop eating. And it's weird, Troy, I mean, put it down. I don't know what we're gonna have.
The stick is the end, okay, man.
Well, all these people here and then I would hate to be in your position, and it's out that you have the lowest testosterone.
Yeah, and I just history.
Is what it's at the bottom of the prints out.
Well, and it's I want to meet someone that is like truly in the two hundreds, Like are they.
Just deficient like meek little like where they.
Look like they're iron deficient, you know, or like the type of person that you're like, I bet they could walk on my back, you know, like a dainty man, like a little um like golf.
Yeah, like yes someone that. Yeah that's pretty good. Yeah, no, wonder you can do that. I can't do it.
I don't know.
Sixty you know, I always.
Tried to do it. I couldn't. Now we know why.
Yeah, we're going to go to that party tonight. A lot of testosterone's going to be thrown around there.
Yeah, Adam's gonna be putting some people in headlocks. I hope that.
I ran into Jason Kelcey in the lobby of the hotel well and he hyped.
He said, I hope you guys are there. But that was that was pre results. So yeah, yeah, we shall see. We shall see. But Super super Bowl fifty nine?
Baby, do we start talking football or we just kind of yeah.
Do you guys have a pick? Yeah? The Chiefs obviously. Okay, do you got like, are you gonna do like a score and things? Sixty nine?
Okay, Okay, it's it's they tie.
At they tie at sixty nine, and then Roger Goodell just walks to midfield and goes And that's that's.
An ladies and gentlemen, that's the super Bowl. Yes, wait, that's if you really think that's gonna happen. That's my pick. That's that's what I'm saying. Okay, that that Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, you guys can have your own picks, but that that one is mine. Tire sixty nine. What do you think took mine? I was, I was like, are you reading results? I wish I wish I wouldn't have read mine earlier.
It's the it's the Chiefs, correct, and it's the Eagles.
Yes, wow, that's right. You were able to do that? Where the.
Uh, I feel like it's it's going to be the Chiefs.
I mean, three is pretty fucking incredible.
And did you hear the thing about pat Riley, the GM of the Miami Heat basketball team, owns the rights to the word the phrase three peat and he struck a deal with the NFL so they can use it.
And if when the Chiefs win, is that because of the Lakers?
Right?
But the Lakers never three peated? Did they not win magic?
I don't think so?
Is well the Bulls? Why did? Why does he?
Why is because they were going to well, dude, hey, guess what I'm going to uh, trademark four pete And then you heard it here for four pet four pete.
That sounds so cool.
Yeah, four p that's one better. It really just rolled off of the top. Dude. Imagine imagine the Chiefs. They get a three pet and then they run.
It back and their boy cashes some fucking checks with a four peete.
Tell you what? Tell you where? I would be right here with you guys, because I love you and I love doing the podcast.
Thank you man. It feels really good to be in person. In allans, it's not how it's I.
Was saying before the podcast that, like, I like looking at my guys.
Okay, I don't like doing this. We're still looking.
I think that we we could probably have you once he got this guy got he's.
Got a funnel cake. Where is he getting this?
Boy?
Where are you even finding potstickers? Dude? And that's that is crazy. The crazy thing is is he's he still looks great, He does great, He does whatever you want.
Troy because it's working, babies working, doggy guys work.
In the picture where he looks like jay Z, Wait, really, you've never seen this?
Oh?
I have?
Actually, Yeah, it's weird.
Yeah, and I'll say jay Z doesn't keep it as tight as as Troy. Oh yeah, well, i'd say I'm willing to say that. I'm willing to go on record seeing my my testosterone score right there. I'm willing to say that, and I'm proud of you. I'm willing to let shit fucking fly knowing that I have all this testosterone.
It's crazy, man, dated. Yeah, we should have known. Now. I could sit however I want. Yeah, you can with your dick out if you want. Yea our dick.
Yeah, my dick and balls are shooting out the bottom right now, and I don't care because of my high teeth.
God, goodbye. Did you see the picture? Yeah?
It's unreal.
Yeah, show me over here.
Can you make it smaller for a?
Yeah, Jesus Christ, but.
It click on a goddamn the fires don't touch me?
Click, do not touch me. The Wi Fi is very slow. Okay, Okay, I could see I've seen it. Yeah, yeah, I mean can.
You guys don't even more about the wifile touch so it zooms in.
I don't know how to do that? What a god? And you're our tech guy, dude, jesus, Oh okay, yeah, did you know how to do that? No, you have that. I don't think I did. I don't think I did. Can the fans at home see that? The older the old guy?
Let me see, let me see that, Let me see that. Yeah, I mean they do look remarkably similar.
And it's crazy.
And that when the face slit down the middle there, that's that's wild. Yeah, that's a wild. Side by side, that's where you draw the line.
That's right, said, slip down the middle as I'm supposed to split.
Yeah, I'm with all this testosterone, I'm always thinking about slit as much.
Dude, God damn, how do I get? How do I zoom out?
Now?
Your computer lives there? Now, you have to please stop bullying me.
You believe I know something about the Internet and technology, goes Rye.
You're good.
Blake only knows what like Sabrina Carpenter's up to, bro.
I like her with that amount of testosterone.
He only knows what Chapel Roane is is where she currently?
What's smoothie. She likes aw yeh Arawan smoothie goes great. The Haley bald aw smoothie. Yeah, oh my god, it's so good with the mosque. The more you explain it, the lower my tea dips.
Damn, you're getting lower tea from being around me. Uh huh god, damn.
Yeah, breathing the same air.
That's probably why my tea has gotten so freakishly high.
That's why Adam left early last night. He was like, I'm losing.
Tea science and I stopped counting. It's more than nine.
I have shipped three times since we've been hanging out this morning. Every time I go in the bathroom, I let one fly.
Around.
He's taking ships.
This dude is throwing hail Mary's into the toilet, bab.
Man, and they're connecting. Man, that's a lot of ship. And so you have talked about this, you.
Or you don't public toilet seats, right, yeah, obviously.
Yeah, with this much tea, you got to know what the tea.
Sure you're absorbing some tea off those seats.
Yeah, that's the secrets of the song.
Well, I went into the stall immediately following Sean Merriam.
Oh, I bet I got some tea.
Yeah, your tea left sauce round from and it was it was still a hot seat. It was still hot seat, and I nestled right right right down there. I will say I wasn't nervous because you guys know that I'm a stand up wiper.
Yes, you guys know the world, the world, not the role they do now. Yeah.
So I was standing up and someone tried to come in and the door obviously didn't lock, and I.
Go, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know, but so weird.
I literally on the flight here, for some reason, was thinking about if I was in a public restroom and someone tried to open the door, if it would be funny for me to scream, don't you even think about it, like to somebody, like as loud as possible, and just like see what the response would be Like would it?
Would it?
I would have laughed, Yeah, No, but like screaming it in a way where you're like, whoever's in there, something's going on is not to be fucked up.
Yeah, there might be a like you're like disassembling a person in there.
And do you guys, do you guys ship on planes? On planes, it's time for me to fit. Uh, I do on the duh huh. That's a big T move, right, He's a mile high club.
That's I will say that is that is big T. Just like, hey, how much long is this flight? Fifteen minutes? Well, ma'am, excuse me, dude, I need this ship to say right back, this flight an actual be right back.
I'll be right back, sweetheart. Well I don't.
I don't take along. I don't take a sweet heart. I feel like I when I stand up at a urinal I I piss. It's a better pissa and I pissed for longer. Okay, you guys have seen you. Guys, it's well documented how long I paid.
Yes, we know anything about you.
I T p long yeaheah. It's probably coincides with each other, but now.
You know what.
It's a low T move that I do. And I would say almost almost exclusively, if they're sitting like you are, yet I sit, I'm going to grab a water.
Yeah, because you know that I drink a lot of water.
I will sit to this.
I want to say we covered that we had to have in episode three.
Okay, maybe, I mean I were two hundred and fucking eighty eight. Now, sorry if I repeat one goddamn fact about my life?
Do you want to hear it? You're good? You got ribs?
Now?
Now he's got a rack of ribs. This guy.
Can someone get him a bowl for the boney?
He's eating the bones. He's Rby's eating the bones. He ate the bones. My goodness. Yeah, thanks for sharing. Yeah, I'm going to blast guys.
This is really really fun.
I wonder what the party I'm excited for tomorrow's podcast because we were going to have a lot of fun?
Is that all You're clad? Dude? Don't treat me any different.
I'm still the same guy I always We're not a guy.
You're not a guy, bitch. You're not a guy pal. Guy, I hate this. You're not You're not a guy. Do you have that to drop? You're not a guy pal. I'm gonna have to look awhile I'll find it.
I'm a dude.
When were you gonna ask me the part? I'm excited to?
Like?
What epic tales? What's gonna happen tonight? Am I gonna put one of the Kelsey bros? In a chokehold? Careful?
Because because I saw this one of them it does have to play in the Super Bowl.
Yeah, and I don't want to injure him obviously. Yeah I might.
I might go over to the Draftking sports book and put some fucking coin.
Oh yeah, yeah, it's gonna the game's gonna end sixty nine to sixty nine.
And then they just say the game Roger now walks. Maybe yeah, and thousand dollars super Bowl.
Swift?
That guy.
Trust I wonder my assistant, Michelle, she really really wants to party with t Swift.
Yeah, yeah, happened. I wonder if Swifty will be.
Wait, Troy Aikman's lifting your assistant over his head.
Now he's not She's not to eat? What? Okay? Now, Jill Troy t Roy, what the heck?
Yeah?
Now he just has a jawbreaker. And now what are you guys using for the IOWA? Just sort of the general visit. Troy's moving around a lot, so you still got it? He's spry. Yeah, he can still scramble. He can still scramble. You're not that guy. Trust me, You're not a guy. Pal, You're not a guy.
My man card was taken away at Super Bowl fifty nine.
Fifty nine.
Dude, look at all the old super Bowl tickets. Those that's cool. That is they're like the coasters for all the Super Bowls. Yeah, that's that one was the sick one. That's the one that I think is so good for a podcast. So there's one with like parrots on it. That's the one. Like the Raiders were in I think, yeah.
Google, why why did they I mean that they were just on acid when they made that.
Yeah, that's yeah, everybody was coked up doing acid, doing acid. He was in San Francisco, so they're like, yeah, oh, let's go for it. All the fruits and nuts up there the Weird Coast.
My dad, my dad and my uncles said that for maybe eleven years when I first moved to California, and it's like all the fruits and nuts out there in California. I'm like, I don't know that. It's fine, it's still been there. I don't know, what do you want me to say? Yeah, I met a friend named Blake. Yeah, speaking of the fruits.
Fruits and nuts, well small nuts, but nuts, the nuts.
Technically, I wonder if now I've never thought of, like I guess I have thought about the size of your cock, but now I'm really thinking about it and is it are we always joked on on the on Workaholics that you had a micro penis, but is it?
Is it micro or is it just the ball micro?
Micro?
The dirty job? Yeah, your dick is a dirty job. It's not micro. But I might need to get on a cycle for sure. Yeah, we're going to see you.
Up, and I'm I'm excited once we tee you up. Are you going to reach the levels of drors and myself, there's literally no way.
I think so, because didn't that guy say that he like went all the way to uh, didn't he say he got up into the thousands.
You're putting a lot of numbers in in Taylor's mouth.
I thought Taylor said that he was below three hundred and he got on a cycle and then he like.
Well they don't call it on a cycle. That's steroids.
Oh yeah, okay, And he said the name of it and he said it wasn't like it wasn't TRT, which I guess is the real deal stuff, which.
Is probably what you would need.
Yeah, with your freakishly low numbers.
Glad you're in triple digits, Bud, Yeah, me too, to me too. Thank you guys and we can do. We can round up. I'm five five hundred. We can't. We have to stick with you five hundred fire then I'm eight hundred. I'm seven nine five. Well is that what it was? Let me read that again. Yep, seven nine to five. Damn feeling alive.
Pretty bify over there, pretty beefy whip it out right there there for the fans at home, and he take backs any apologies and epics. It is.
Troy. Sorry we didn't have time for you. I'm glad we're here though, Yeah, because we're here. We're at the super Bowl, and we really are.
We really are just build a six stage for once, and and we're actually here at the there's, like I said, thousands of people milling about watching us, laughing really hard.
They just weren't miked up. Troy Aikman is actually right there. He stuck with us the whole time.
And now he's like rolling his eyes like, I can't believe we didn't get sure.
When we can't. We'll be here, Tom can't stop eating. We'll be here tomorrow to Troy, all right, Uh, And I would like to take back.
Coming up with the idea to check our testas levels because I know that this hurts you deeply in your core, Blake, and I don't like that you are uh were you were a really good friend of mine, right, Yeah.
I was gonna say you're one of my boys.
I don't know, technically, I don't know if we're allowed to say that anymore, but uh a dude. But yeah, I feel a little bad for putting this on you when we all knew it was it was going to be.
Yeah, yeah, we did, we did. Yeah. I was really well pegged you. Nobody has been you've been paid. I'm not sure with numbers like that, I will be paid.
You still will field my fifty nine though, I am going to fifty nine Okay, yeah.
That's something fifty nine million.
Something someone would say, with your amount of tea, was it two hundred and thirty and.
Not five hundred? We should get somebody. Do you think we could find somebody in this room with lower testosterone? Because to me, that's what's scary.
I wouldn't want to do that to anyone else except for my boys.
Right.
Is it abnormally low?
It's technically in the healthy range, So he isn't super low. Yes, but obviously he's just entering his forties. Now it's gonna go down. By the time he's fifty, he will grow breasts will just lop.
Off, turn into a clip. Well that comes to my apologies.
I like to apologize to all the borders out there who really want to see your boy on top of the testoc's room mountain. Ye, but I failed you, and I'm sorry, and I will get better. I will get better results next time. Well, because we're gonna pay for it. We're paying for it.
So yeah, so, and we are actually here live at the super Bowl. And that was another episode almost live.
A yes, imparted live. Alright, what are you playing this?
What is this?
Teed up?
Oh?
Teed up with the.
So fat I didn't got the heat up and that just costs us one hundred thousand dollars. Oops. All right, all right, glad we were here.
Thank you everybody, Thanks boy, Thank you boy, and manybe tomorrow maybe tomorrow.