¶ Podcast Opening And Self-Care
Hello again, my little rotinis. Welcome to This Fucking Guy, a podcast about self-care. Self-care is one long scream into the void. Here is where we use expletives and alcohol to emotionally process the creeps, jerks, and P words that compose the shitty elevator music of our lives. I am hanging on with... The power of rage and little else, Ren Martinez. And I'm on really good meds. What can I say, Ginger Gollum?
The problem is the meds I have access to is Adderall. So Adderall just makes me very productively angry. Which is the kind of angry we need right now. But it doesn't relax me. There's nothing relaxing about taking Adderall. I love how you like busted your ass to get... our Donald Trump campaign episode up on election day. And in that we're just like, it's going to be days or weeks before we know guys.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I will say I found it really funny because we got a ton of really good listens when it came out.
¶ The In-Laws' Cat Crisis
Pretty much until the evening time. And then untouched. Like a virgin. Some people still listen to it. Some people were still like, you know what? I'm going to give you all some support. But it definitely like. Can't blame them. People are like, you know what? Let's pass this one right now. It's not the one I want to hear. No, but I think that you and I are going to just have fun for a while. I think that if we just went through the cabinet picks. Oh my god. That could be it for a year.
There's plenty of assholes to talk about. And we will talk about them. But first, I do want to hear if you have anything to scream into the void. Largely election results. Frankly, largely election results. Also at the risk of getting cancelled by my own family. I think that it is... Probably necessary that I mention the cat situation. Oh, my God. Please do, because I need the listeners to know how mad I've been.
I am also going to accidentally like dox myself this way, but oh well. So my in-laws moved from out of state, moved from the New England. area back in like February and their entire plan before they moved was that they were going to try to rehome their cats that they had had for like six, eight years before they moved because they were going to be in a rental because my father-in-law did not want to.
Have to transport them down from there to Virginia in a car, I guess. Just in general, being very neurotic. Just being very neurotic. My mother-in-law did not want to get rid of the cats at all. all. So they moved down. They did not rehome the cats before they moved down. Instead, they found a pet sitter who charged them, I believe, like... two thousand dollars to watch these cats for like four weeks or something like that which she called fostering
And so my in-laws also now think that fostering cats is a very expensive thing. That's not fostering. That's a hotel. You put your cats in a hotel for four weeks. I think so. They eventually went up, got the cats, brought them to the rental house, made them live in the basement, partially as outdoor cats. That's... It's own thing. So the reason they were living in the basement is I am allergic to cats and my sister-in-law is allergic to cats. This is...
A valid thing. I was in no world going to be like, you can't have these cats in the home because I am allergic to them because I'm like a decent person. And also... I know lots of people who have cats and I just deal and take allergy medications because I don't live there. We also do our best to vacuum. Like we have the two cats and every time I'm like, all right, Ginger is coming over.
It's always a great time to do like a couch deep clean. Like get in those little nukes and crannies. Yeah. All of that to say, I don't feel empowered telling my... father-in-law, oh no, don't get rid of the cats, because his other daughter is like... It's a problem allergic to them. Okay, okay, so they need to get rid of these cats, whatever. They're in this rental house for like nine, ten months. And they finally bought a house and have to get rid of the rental.
And so my father-in-law just decides that this is his hyperfixation now. This is the hill that he has chosen to die on, is getting rid of these cats. And he informs my husband that he is going to help him get rid of these cats. And my mother-in-law is like, what? And so I get a panic text from her, I think.
maybe even on election day i don't think i told you about this either um so this is one that you haven't heard where she texts me and she's like hey uh father-in-law name redacted is so mean he is threatening to take the cat's collars off and throw them in the woods oh oh my god your your father-in-law is like 82 and looks 82 he looks like a man that has jolly ranchers in his pocket you know what i mean true um i want to beat the shit out of this man i want to fucking beat
down on old man in his own home it's so frustrating because it's like broski i know that you are coming from an era where it's like ah you have a surplus cat you care to drop it off a bridge and like that was an acceptable thing and he's from new england there was lots of bridges to drop there's so many bridges and i feel like that's just his attitude and so he thinks that he's being very humane by like
¶ Introducing Nick Fuentes
I'm allowing them to live. And it's like, no, this is, this is a very, very generational disconnect. Can you not? So I, you know, at that time I was like, Please tell him that's illegal and we will do what we can. Well, a couple of days later, I get a call from my husband where he's like, they have to get the cats out of the rental today.
And we have tried going to like three shelters to surrender these cats. And nobody will take them. So my father-in-law is going to make them live on a box on the porch. And that was, it was, I think, like 35 degrees when he texted me this. And I was like, well, it's not going to get much better than that. So that's when you started, I think.
You know, much more concretely planning his murder. Yes. Yeah, there definitely was. There were plans drawn up, lots of red string involved. I do have to say during this whole. texting thread of you letting us know your fucking in-law shenanigans. Because I will say, I also... Your mother-in-law did not want to get rid of the cats, but not... Not nearly putting her foot down hard enough. No. Not nearly being a strong voice in that instance. Very much like, uh.
I'm going to give you the silent treatment and then do nothing about it. Yeah, I don't know that she knows a strategy that's not that. Yeah, so, but I think my favorite part about that whole text message exchange... is how furious Susie Cream Cheese was. Oh, yes. Because usually when you tell us these in-law shenanigans, usually Susie comes from a place of empathy.
of, like, relation building, you know? Let's figure out the ways that we can, like, communicate and amend what's going on here. I'm usually the one who's already lit a Molotov cocktail. I just need to be aimed at the nearest vehicle. And it just, it pleased me to no end to see Susie immediately be like, where are their tires? I need to flash them.
Yeah. And the one that we found, the one that we found, dear listeners, like it is not all bad. The one that we found is like currently living in Susie's garage. I think that I found somebody who may want to adopt her, but there is also a second cat that we are working on capturing because she is living. in a box on the porch and is the more outdoor kitty of the outdoor kitties. And we got to find a home for her. So if you were in the greater...
Let's just call it Virginia area so I don't get like super doxxed. Feel free to direct message us on the Facebook or the Instagram and be like, give me that cat and I will.
I think the only question I'll ask is, like, do you have a really, really big snake and do I need to be worried about that? But other than that, you know, I trust our listeners not to... do any like unethical satanic sacrifice i think we'll be fine anywho do you need therapy i need oh yeah hell of a time for my therapist to be on sabbatical
How long has this person been on sabbatical? Uh, she peaced out in like July or August. She'll be back in January. Oh my goodness, the worst time. Well, that's why you guys have us. We're not on sabbatical. We came back from sabbatical. We came back. We came back for this? Question mark? All right. Ren, my sweet, my one, my only. Why don't you tell me about this fucking guy? So, okay. So we're going to talk about somebody. And, you know, like...
If you were to, you know, that whole insult of if I were to look up stupid in the dictionary, it would be your picture. The word I most think of... describing this person the word i imagine their picture to be next to is um sniveling this is a sniveller what a good word A man who snivels. So. Nick Joseph Fuentes. Isn't him? is an American far-right political pundit and live streamer who promotes white supremacist, misogynistic, and anti-Semitic views.
And I have to say, along with the listeners, I had never heard of this motherfucker before last week. Which is wild to me. Which is wild. And... manage i only know one thing about him which is why he well two things about him which is why he's in the news right now um so this is pretty tabula rasa for me I'm in fact going to look up a picture and see how sniveling he is. Continue. Oh, he is very snivelly. So Nick was born on August 18th, 1998.
Making him officially Gen Z's worst person. He looks like an evil chipmunk. Yeah, no, he definitely has a woodland creature, but if that woodland creature supported apartheid. Which... Statistically, probably a lot of them did. So he was raised in LaGrange, Illinois. LaGrange is a suburb of Chicago. Okay. And the median income for a family is $151,000. Okay. With a population of 84% white.
I'm painting a picture here. Having lived in such an affluent and white area, Nick Fuentes has attempted to play off that he couldn't possibly.
be a white supremacist because his father is half Mexican. So we're going to paint a little picture from this 2023 Mother Jones article. Quote, In one of his live streams, he said that growing up, his family avoided Applebee's and Red Lobster because they were commonly known as Black Fair, adding they shared a saying about Olive Garden that contained the N-word.
When you're here, you're redacted. In December 2021, his mother phoned into his show to speculate on the race of a man who'd opened fire in a mall near her home. What flavor do you think that shooting was? Lauren Fuentes asked. You know what I mean. Before hanging up in a laughing moment, she insisted Nick had learned anti-black prejudice from your dad.
boy boy the whole family the whole family just the whole family so fuentes became president of the student council which i'm sure the rest of his fellow students loved He was also active in the speech team and Model UN, because of course he is. These are all the same dude. This is essentially Tucker Carlson. The same outfit, but shorter. All of these dudes just scream Ascot. Which we really, honestly, we need to start using that as a bit of a slur.
an ascot you're such an ascot but here's the thing they all are essentially fred from scooby-doo if fred sucked oh my god that's so accurate if fred were a racist piece of shit
¶ Charlottesville And America First Launch
And a brunette. And a brunette. They're all brunettes. So after high school, Nick attended... Boston University, studying introductory international relations and politics, but would soon drop out after his freshman year. Let's discuss why. On August 11th and 12th... 2017. In a little town called Charlottesville, Virginia. Oh. People took to the streets as part of the Unite the Right rally. For... For you... Pitchy!
Some marchers included the alt-right, neoconfederates, neofascists, white nationalists, neo-Nazis, Klansmen, and far-right militia members. A Venn diagram, that's a circle. That's a circle. There were racist and anti-Semitic chants, Confederate battles. flag swastikas, deus vault crosses, a sea of tiki torches as far as you can see. So many tiki torches.
It single-handedly ruined Tiki Torches. It really did. I remember Tiki Torch, I think, had to put out a statement being like, we're not associated with these people. They just all went to Home Depot. It's not our fault that these stay lit really well. They just worked. Some of them had the citronella oil. Not a lot of mosquitoes in sight. The rally was shut down after clashes between these polo-shirted Nazis and counter-protesters turned violent. Heather Heyer...
Heather Heyer was killed, yes, and 35 were injured when driver drove directly into a group of counter-protesters. So Nick Fuentes was just 18 when he attended the rally in his finest pair of khakis. In one Chicago Tribune article about the event, Fuentes did have to make a statement that he is not a racist and does not support violence. We'll see how long that holds up. We'll see how long that statement.
It stays stated. He had already been making some waves prior to this Klan rally. Oh, well. He had been garnering some media attention for his support of Donald Trump and for his YouTube videos. which we'll get into. From the Chicago Tribune, quote, Fuentes said his posts on Facebook about his views have brought him several threats via social media and email. Even before he had...
Even before he attended the rally, more threats followed after the rally. He said, it was a lot of hate in general. A lot of hate in general is also how I described the rally. Just a lot of hate in general. He ended up dropping out of Boston University, blaming it on the threats that he'd been receiving and his dislike of an urban campus. what that could mean i wonder what that that could specifically mean and diverse urban paradise boston yeah right liberal bastion boston
Where Mark Wahlberg beat up that old Vietnamese man. Don't get me wrong. Boston is a very blue city, but it is also an exceptionally racist city. And two things can be true at once. Oh, goodness. He said he would transfer to Auburn University since it had better weather and better people, but ultimately did not confirm his enrollment and never got back to school.
No. Not that this would be a problem, because Fuentes had already been making quite the splash with his YouTube channel. Gross. The episodic livestream, America First, with Nicholas J. Fuentes... began in 2017 during his freshman year at Boston University. It features himself against a green screen, the New York skyline capped with shooting stars, and he often dons a suit jacket, tie, and a...
Sometimes the saddest mustache you'll ever see. Ooh. He's basically trying to do John Oliver or Stephen Colbert, but instead of comedy, it's something entirely different. Oh, that's a bad mustache. I don't know what I was expecting. It's not good. No, he does. It definitely gives 12-year-old growing hair for the first time. His resting face is I just farted. Just like, just like a little bit of anal pressure. Smelling his own stink. Yeah. Speaking of stink, here's some of the things he said.
¶ Groypers, Misogyny, And Inceldom
Great. Steve Bannon is the fat arsler that goes on these shows and says, we're going to have African Americans voting 50% for Republicans and we're going to flood the zone with N-word votes. Oh. Boy, how in the wrong do you have to be to act like Steve Bannon is woke?
You can call us racist, white supremacist Nazis and bigots. You can disavow us on social media from your cushy campus reform job, but you will not replace us. The rootless transnational elite knows that a tidal wave of white identity is coming. And they know that once the word gets out, they'll not be able to stop us. The fire rises. He's like 18 when he's saying this.
I mean, when you're 18, I get that you don't get some of these implications, but also you are just the worst. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So Fuentes and his fans call themselves Groypers. What? G-R-O-Y-P-E-R-S. Groypers. This refers to a far-right meme based on a certain frog named Pepe. Fuentes uses a lot of jokes and irony to make his racist and misogynistic claims so that he can laugh and go, ha ha, just kidding, comedy.
I'm going to like just halfway backtrack because I know that we have a lot of listeners who are not actually chronically online. Pepe the Frog is like... It's a cartoon of a frog with these kind of red lips, and it was just co-opted by the right for racist memes. That's the only thing that you are missing. I don't know the actual...
comic that they're referring to, but it's probably disgusting. I think the original owner of Pepe the Frog has pretty much disavowed all this shit, but, you know, it's the internet. I mean, it's a drawing of a frog. I don't... But, again, in a way, Fuentes is using what I call kind of like the South Park effect, which is like, oh, if you just say these things and then call it satire, no one can be mad at you. Which...
Interesting. In one 2022 episode, a viewer wrote in to ask Fuentes for advice on how to punish his wife for getting out of line. Fuentes responded, why don't you smack her across the face? why don't you give her a vicious and forceful backhand to slap with your knuckles right across her face, disrespectfully, and then make it hurt? Then he adds, no, I'm kidding, of course. Just kidding. Just a joke.
Fuentes, a 19-year-old who's never known the touch of a woman. Funny you should say that. So, Nick Fuentes. is not only a misogynist who believes women are too emotional to make political decisions, that rape is, quote, so not a big deal, and has fantasized about marrying a 16-year-old when he's older, because that's right when the milk is good. What? That's when the milk is good. He's also a proud incel. Like, out and proud incel.
proudly never known the touch of a woman for those who are not familiar incel stands for involuntary celibate it's this whole subculture of men and i think two women um who essentially are like, because I don't measure, fit into these measures of what society considers attractive, I will never find a mate, and therefore I can be a better dick weasel.
Because I'm involuntarily celibate. Yes, it's society's fault that I'm not fucking. It is not, you know, my personality's fault. No. He uses terminology like foid and holes to refer to women. Which is pretty gross. In one live stream, Fuentes riffed about how women have created a fucked up society ever since people stopped burning them as punishment for crimes. And his solution, as he said, is we need to go back to burning women alive more.
We need to go back into turning men into frogs more. Right? bring back traditional men go off to war and die yes i miss y'all going off to war going off to war and dying and leaving us alone i'll even be more traditional i really missed when my my man went off to sea and just never returned I miss all of these men dying of diphtheria. He proudly boasts of doing his live stream in his parents' basement, which is another feature of incel culture.
So he's performing this role of a stereotypical basement dwelling NEET, N-E-E-T, which is an acronym for Not In Employment Education or Training. But it's part of, again, this incel culture. He's connecting with these people. But it's not just enough to hate women. He has urged his followers to abstain from sex, warning that relationships with women will only distract them from the white nationalist cause. Oh my God. Oh my God.
I mean, there is a large part of me that's like, if you are listening to this man in the first place, and if you are listening to that advice and going, yeah, okay, you deserve everything that you get. Uh-huh. But also, no. No. Admittedly, he has had to deal with some fractures from within the incel community. Of his face. Not yet. So some have questioned Fuentes.
Some because of allegations that he's gay. Also, his admission that he once kissed a girl in high school, suggesting his celibacy is voluntary. You're not really part of us, man.
¶ Podcast Personal Digression
You're not a real incel. It's stupider than the infighting. This is a digression. Did I tell you that somebody accused us on Facebook of being a billionaire running a proxy account? If only. Oh, my God. I wish. Can I be a billionaire running a proxy? I know that this post is about class consciousness and Marxism, but like, if I can sell out, like, I'm going to. Oh, man. Pull a Candace Owens. Make money.
No, I don't think that there is anything that would cause me to go that far right. I think that I do actually have morals. No, we would never pull a Candace Owens. We would just become those TikTok influencers that are suddenly using Bloom supplement and all their dreams. drinks on camera we have some really strong thoughts on bomba socks y'all just naturally um my therapist isn't on sabbatical anymore she's on better health
What's really funny is that you have explicitly said on this podcast how me undies do not work for your butt. They do not work for my butt, but I also feel like me undies are not a thing anymore. Think about the last time you heard anything from me undies. When's the last time? When's the last time I listened to a podcast? Well, actually, no, I do listen to podcasts. I've been listening to a lot. Well, this.
¶ Platform Controversies And Conflicts
However, incels still flock to Nick's platform, because why wouldn't they when Fuentes is able to mix misogyny and racism with such panache? Quote, When a bitch going crazy, sometimes you gotta grab her. Sometimes you have to control your bitch. You don't know! Listen, I would defer to blacks on this.
They've got it figured out. Remember when Chris Brown beat up Rihanna? I supported that. In one April 2017 episode, Fuentes asserted, Who runs the media? Globalists. Time to kill the globalists. And I... I want people that run CNN to be arrested and deported or hanged because this is deliberate. Okay. So this specific rant did become a little bit of a problem for Fuentes. You see. Good. At the time he was being hosted by Right Side Broadcasting Network. He had...
He had a host? He had a host. It was the unofficial version of Trump TV, which at that point had teamed up with Donald Trump's presidential campaign to produce... Pre- and post-debate analysis shows that it's streamed on Trump's Facebook page. Jesus Christ. What do we have to do? I know, right? Truly. I'm not willing to. I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. And I won't do that. Among the network staff was Mike Chernovich, who once called date rape liberal fiction.
YouTube prankster Joey Salads, whose pranks are known as edgy, offensive. He once published a video of his penis in a hot dog bun. I don't know who that is. It's a very funny YouTube name. I will give him that. And then, of course, our own Nick Fuentes. Okay.
According to Media Matters, quote, the network did issue a statement apologizing for the comments, calling them unacceptable and inappropriate. And after the Unite the Right rally, Fuentes left the network to continue his bullshit on independently. He began co-hosting the Nationalist Review podcast with like-minded white nationalist James Alsup, but they broke up in January 2018 because, according to the Southern Poverty Law Center, the two had...
There's a lot of Southern Poverty Law Center. The best people who could be describing you. Between the Southern Poverty Law Center and the Anti-Defamation League, a lot of support with this episode. Thank you. Thank y'all. The two had a very public falling out, with each host accusing the other of laziness, impropriety, and a variety of petty slights. Fuentes has trouble getting along with others.
He has repeatedly criticized Turning Point, USA's founder, and the demon from the movie Smile, Charlie Kirk. Accusing him and the organization of betraying Donald Trump. for not being far right enough. In December 2019, Fuentes confronted Ben Shapiro, who was out walking with his wife and young children, asking about a speech Shapiro had given at Stanford University about him. You tell Eddie jokes about the Holocaust and cookies, because, I mean, what could be funnier than that, obviously?
Ben is referencing is one of Fuentes' rants in which he likened the Holocaust to a cookie baking operation led by the Cookie Monster. And now, Ginger, I am going to send you the video of this little rant. Oh, I would rather not yet. Here we go. Here we go. Max says if I take one hour to cook a batch of cookies and Cookie Monster has 15 ovens working 24 hours a day every day for five years.
How long does it take Cookie Monster to make six million batches of cookies? I don't know, that's a good question. Certainly, uh... Oh, no, no. It doesn't really sound correct to me. Wait a second. It takes one hour to cook a batch of cookies, and you have 15 ovens, probably in four different... He's really getting hung up on the wrong part of this question. ...every day for five years. How long would it take you to make six million?
Hmm, I don't know. It certainly wouldn't be five years, right? The math doesn't seem to add up there. Yeah, so that's it. Holocaust denial rant using Sesame Street.
¶ Stop The Steal And January 6th
God, in that small little piece of the pie graph of people who are worse than Ben Shapiro. Yeah, weirdly. Ben Shapiro, the hero of the Nick Fuentes episode. Oh, God. Also, now that I've seen him in action, I can more accurately state that he is... the Charmander to Matt Gaetz Charizard. Like, a couple evolutions and he becomes Matt Gaetz. The eyebrows just go up.
Interestingly, Matt Gaetz in 2015 was the Charmeleon. Oh, my God. So, speaking of unpopular, Fuentes was a prominent figure in the Stop the Steal movement. Sure. pairing his baseless claims about stolen elections with his white supremacist conspiracy theories that there is an intentional effort by the Jewish elite to replace white people through interracial marriage and drag queen brunches. Hmm. Like you do. Which, honestly, that's my weekend. So.
On December 12th, 2020, at a rally the day after the U.S. Supreme Court declined to hear Texas be Pennsylvania, that was the whole court case trying to be like, the election's rigged. Fuentes spoke to the crowd, quote, It is us and our ancestors that created everything good that you see in this country. Sources.
All these people that have taken over our country, we do not need them. It is the American people and our leader, Donald Trump, against everybody else in this country and this world. Our founding fathers would get in the streets and they would take this country back by force if necessary. And that is what we must be prepared to do. I wonder what he could be referencing. On January 4th, 2021, two days before the US Capitol storming.
Fuentes was streaming on the platform DLive. Now, you probably haven't heard of DLive. Because why would you? It's a popular alternative to YouTube and Twitch among white supremacists and neo-Nazis because of its very lax censorship rules. And he'd already been kicked off of YouTube for all of his hate speech violations. That sounds right. So he said that...
quote, Republicans just screwed us every day for two months straight, and we have no recourse. Why? Because we have no leverage. What are we going to do to them? What can you and I do to a state legislator besides kill them? We should not do that. Oh, my God. We should not do that. I'm not advising that. But, I mean, what can you do, right? Nothing.
I'm over here like sitting on my hands waiting for my turn to talk to come up to be like, he got screwed by the Republicans. He doesn't count as an incel anymore. What can you do but kill? the legislators and I kind of got sidetracked. But it was a joke. He's not actually advising it. He should not do that. I mean, what else can you do?
When it comes to January 6th itself, the Southern Poverty Law Center reported that Fuentes was visible in both live streams and images amidst a mob of pro-Trump insurrectionists wearing what appears to be a VIP badge. Fuentes himself admitted being present during the attack, but denied criminal conduct. What does he consider criminal conduct? D-Live then suspended Fuentes in 2021 following the insurrection. Wow. Which is so funny to me.
They're like, even you, my dude, you can't, we can't, we can't have you here. But since then, he can't quite seem to decide how he feels about January 6th. On the one hand... He tweeted that the insurrection of the U.S. Capitol was just a big PSYOP false flag. On the other hand, he told his live stream audience on the one-year anniversary to treat the date as a holiday, calling it...
¶ Cozy TV And AFPAC Leaders
part of our new heritage and part of our new history. Now, Ginger, you might be asking, Ren, How is it possible that Nick Fuentes is still able to talk shit since he's been kicked off of every major platform? I was thinking, how is it possible for Nick Fuentes to still talk shit without his jaw being wired shut from being...
punched in the mouth a thousand times. Well, he lives in a basement. Well, in October 2021, Nick Fuentes launched his own streaming platform, Cozy TV. Don't you take my word. Don't you tick my word cozy. It's cozy TV. Since, again, he'd been kicked off of every major communication service. I will say. He was banned from Twitter for a while, but apparently Elon Musk has decided to bring him back in the name of free speech. Look at all of my surprises. Elon Musk, his sea of Nazis.
Yes, but he promised that Cozy TV would be censorship-free and explicitly bigoted. We are anti-gay, anti-woman, anti-black, and anti-Semitic, he posted in one of his videos. Explicitly. Shitty. Explicitly. There was still a lot to do post-insurrection attempt. With the help of conservative commentator Michelle Malkin, he founded the America First Political Action Conference, or AFPAC, in 2020. Michelle's support of this racist Klebler elf...
actually led her to losing her job at the Young America's Foundation after 17 years of employment. Well, she wasn't that young an American then. Which is so fucking funny to me. Yeah. However, in worse news, because of her support of Fuentes, his followers refer to her as mommy. But I needed you to know that. I'm sorry. I knew this, so I needed you to know this. Yeah. He hosted his second annual AFPAC event in February 2021, speaking alongside Malkin and other...
great political minds, such as Steve King and Paul Gozer. You might already know Steve King, the renowned racist and congressperson. who once maligned Latinos as, quote, having calves the size of cantaloupes because they're hauling 75 pounds of marijuana across the desert. So this is not the guy who wrote Salem's Lot. No, not Stephen King. Steve King. I did ask my husband, do I have calves the size of cantaloupes? And he said yes, but that's just good genetics.
And I was like, oh, you don't think I'm hauling 75 pounds of marijuana? He's like, honey, you're sitting on the couch eating Twizzlers. That's a very fair point. Now, Paul Gozer, who's also a congressperson, he was actually censured by the US House of Representatives and stripped of his committee assignments in 2021 after he posted this little video on social media. In this video, he depicts himself as the anime Attack on Titan character, Aaron Yeager, killing a Titan.
with the superimposed face of Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and then attacking another titan with President Joe Biden's face. It manages to both be stupid and a threat.
¶ AFPAC: Segregation And CPAC Incidents
Well, so for anyone who's listening to this podcast who knows anime, which Ginger does not. I sort of know. I know specific anime. Don't act like anime is a monolith. No, this is particularly funny. So Aaron Yeager starts off as being a boyish freedom fighter who's like killing large humanoid giants that eat people to protect his home. with Aaron Yeager becoming an overpowered monster zealot who kills 80% of the world's population in a genocide. It do be like that.
Also, yes, I've seen Dune. Oh man. During the 2021 AFPAC, Nick Fuentes remarked... black lives matter movement and the cultural implications stating quote white people founded this country this country wouldn't exist without white people people are done being bullied Fuentes asserted that segregation and policies in the pre-civil rights era of American self is better for them. Better for us. Better in general. Better for them. Could you define...
The ways in which it was better. And then also define your definition of the word better. Do you mean worse? Is that what you mean, Nick? Oh, my God. Anywho. Also, in February 2021, Fuentes was kicked out of CPAC because he wasn't wearing a mask. Because it's held at, like, the Hyatt Regency in the height of, like, COVID. And they were like, no, you can't be.
And so he got kicked out. And then he got to his car and he gave this like little stump speech to like the dozen or so people who followed him. Sure. AFPAC, we don't wear masks. At AFPAC, we don't have homosexuals speaking on the stage. He can only be referring to Matt Gaetz. Fuentes was again removed from CPAC in July of 2021. Quote, should we try to walk in the CPAC? He said in a video before entering the building. It is America.
Well, I'm an American, and I've been canceled, so I think I'm going into CPAC. Jesus Christ. He then walked through the doors, followed by his supporters, chanting, America first and white boy summer. Oh my god. They're all wearing salmon shorts. They all have on boat shoes. The specific Ray-Bans. They all have Rohypnol in their pockets. It's white boy summer.
After getting kicked out, he held another pulpit speech across the street once again, begging people to come to AFPAC. Quote, I have nothing to lose. This is going to be the most racist, sexist, anti-Semitic, Holocaust-denying speech in all of Dallas this weekend. What a bar. So now I have to tell you about this dinner that happened. So...
¶ Mar-a-Lago Dinner And Beyond
On November 22nd, 2022, Donald Trump hosted Nick Fuentes and Kanye West for dinner at Trump's Mar-a-Lago residence in Florida. Nightmare blunt rotation. Yes. According to Axios, quote, the source said Fuentes told the president he preferred him to be authentic and that Trump seemed so scripted and unlike himself during his recent 2024 campaign announcement speech. Trump...
Responded, you like it better when I just speak off the cuff, the source said. Fuentes replied that he did, calling Trump an amazing president when he was unrestrained. There was a lot of fawning back and forth. It wasn't all sunshine and rainbows because Kanye criticized Trump for not doing enough to help out those who had been arrested at January 6th, either paying their legal bills or getting them out of jail.
He doesn't pay his own legal bill. Shut the fuck up. Very true. What a legitimate point. He also told Trump he might run for president against him and that Trump should instead be his running mate. According to West, Trump then, quote, started basically screaming at me at the table telling me I was going to lose. I mean, has that ever worked for anyone in history? I'm like, hold on, hold on, hold on, Trump. You're talking to ye.
So post this dinner, Trump received actually quite a bit of backlash with people criticizing him for meeting with one Kanye West and Nick Fuentes, a racist who will take your firstborn unless you answer he these riddles three. Trump released a statement. How rude to bridge trolls. Anyway, since then, Nick Fuentes has kept doing what he does best, which is puking up his rhetoric on the floor like an arthritic asshole cat. Yeah.
Like at AFPAC 2022, where he bestowed giggling praise on Adolf Hitler, then saying that the media had been comparing Vladimir Putin to Hitler, quote, wasn't a good thing. Fuentes then asked the audience, can we get a round of applause for Russia? Or in 2023...
when he advocated for the execution of perfidious Jews, among other groups he called evildoers, saying they need to be given the death penalty. Wren, this is not going to make me sound smarter than I am. What does perfidious mean? It's... deceitful and untrustworthy that's oh what an interesting aspersion to a cast toward the jewish people i'm sure they've never heard that before in 2022 he said quote
Fuck the UN and the internet and democracy. You know what democracy has given us? Obesity. Low rates of literacy. It's given us divorce, abortion, gay marriage, liberalism, pornography. That's what democracy has given us. Ghettos and crime and political correctedness.
Diversity. Yeah. The track record of democracy? Not so good. Catholic autocracy? Pretty strong. Pretty strong record. Catholic monarchy? Catholic monarchy. And just war and crusades and inquisitions? Pretty good stuff. First of all. I cannot wait for this man to die of dysentery. Second. Second. He sounds like, you know.
back a couple years ago when they were like, we trained this AI on Twitter and it just became a white supremacist after like three days. He feels like... that bot but just on methamphetamines just on speed just cannot stop talking i think virginia what we're really looking at here is just The Hallmark movie. It's basically Hot Frosty, but it's hot racist AI. I'll explain to you in a second. It's this racist AI bot alone and filled with frothing at the mouth.
mouth racial epithets. All he wished was to be a racist in the real world. They became a real boy and met a pie shop owner in New England, I assume. But he couldn't kiss her because he was in an incel. It's the newest Hallmark romance. Thank you. No, Hot Frosty is the newest Hallmark movie starring... Oh, not Wendy's offering? No, it's starring Ted from Schitt's Creek and then Gretchen Wieners from Mean Girls. And it's about a snowman that comes to life.
And she falls in love with a snowman. Okay, yeah, I'm here for this. And when she questions the town, when she's like, guys, he's a snowman, they all look at her with bright smiling faces and go, it's Christmas.
It's Christmas. So. But I really do appreciate that he wants to bring back the Inquisition because no one's ever expecting the Spanish Inquisition. No. After Roe was overturned in 2022, Fuentes praised the Supreme Court of the United States, stating that the Dobbs decision meant that, quote, Banning gay marriage is back on the menu. Banning sodomy is back on the menu. Banning contraceptives is back on the menu. And basically we're having something like Taliban rule in America in a good way.
This is stupid, this doesn't affect you, and this is unrelated, but Hot Frosty has 89% on Rotten Tomatoes. Let's watch Hot Frosty!
¶ Fresh And Fit, Viral Tweet, Exposed Lies
In July 2023, he appeared on the Fresh and Fit podcast, which... I would argue he is neither. Well... I'm familiar with Fresh and Fit. I should probably do an episode about those fuckers. The main guy is this dude named Myron. um and uh he's definitely the dude that basically says that like women shouldn't have any body counts and i'm a high value male and that kind of nonsense yes that kind that kind of specific bullshittery that we're used to rather than like
Nick Fuente's slightly more feral bullshittery. When talking to Myron, Nick Fuente stated that women were baby machines because that's what their brains are about. What? Again, this man has never dated nor been around a woman. Other than his mom. And his anime body pillow. Oh yeah, he definitely has an anime body pillow. I would... When it came to the 2024 election, Nick Fuentes, who once called Trump his hero, did become a hero, baby. Holding out for a hero to the end of the night.
It's a mashup, kids. So after the 2024 election, Nick Fuentes did kind of shoot himself back into shithead stardom because he tweeted out your body, my choice forever. Yep. Yep. Just to really put in perspective how bad this is, and I say bad in terms of the ripple effect, according to Wikipedia, quote, the post has been viewed more than 90 million times.
The phrase has become popular on TikTok, where female users report their accounts are commenting, your body, my choice, and mass. On November 8th, the Institute for Strategic Dialogue published a report detailing the exponential increase of the phrase. Yes, I do somewhat believe that a lot of those were bots. Oh, sure. Also... So, this did really, really piss people off. Yeah. Understandably, correctly. Correctly. So the Southern Poverty Law Center...
has a thing called Hate Watch, which is sort of their journalistic arm that specifically monitors and exposes the activities of the American radical right. They have been monitoring Nick Fuentes for some time. You'd have to be.
They recently did this sort of expose, and they started uncovering evidence that Nick Fuentes is not the in-cell basement dweller he has built his whole entire platform on. So... A review of police records of swatting incidents that have occurred against Fuentes suggests that he has lied to his viewers about him living in his parents' basement. and instead is operating in a three-unit apartment complex in the Chicago suburb of Bearwin. According to Hatewatch, they quote,
to several of Fuentes' neighbors whose names are being withheld over concerns they may be harassed or otherwise targeted by his followers. On the topic of Fuentes, most of the neighbors Hatewatch spoke with says the live streamer who pumps out vociferous white nationalist propaganda on his live streams, appears meek in real life.
keeping to himself, apparently entertaining few visitors and does not call attention to himself. Several said that when he is at home in Berwyn, his movements appear to be limited to passing from his garage to the back door of his apartment. I mean, if he had social skills, a lot of this might not be happening. And to be clear, because we've talked about this on the Stop Teaching the Incels Tai Chi semen retention episode.
Go back and listen. The sound quality is awful, but it wasn't our fault. It was quarantine early days. Anyway, people who are not having sex are not losers. People who want to be having sex who are not having sex are not losers. People who take the fact that they are not having sex decide to blame an entire gender. An entire political party on the fact that they're not having sex rather than taking any time for introspection or internal accountability are losers.
I recently saw this TikTok that I showed to Reek that was this woman who was explaining men and incel falls into this mindset. think that they have to be a 10, have to be super hot for women to be into you. And this current video that's going viral proves that you don't have to be. And then... Connects to a clip of a video of a headless mannequin who is wearing like a button down shirt and a messy tie who is unbuttoning.
Looks like it's unbuttoning his cuffs and rolling up his sleeves. And women on the internet want to fuck this mannequin. It's a headless mannequin.
¶ Self-Care Plan And Podcast Outro
Perhaps it's not your face. Maybe it's just you. As a person. But don't worry. Fuentes apparently still has the support of his parents, even without living in their basement. Nick's mother did call into his live stream in December 2021, telling him... I wanted to tell all of your Gripers Merry Christmas and how much I love all of them, right? And that's Nick Fuentes. Mama's boy. I feel like you have left something pretty significant out.
Which part? The fact that somebody's burned down Nick Fuentes' house. Oh, it wasn't actually his house. It wasn't actually his house? No. I heard that he had had to leave his house and was now living in his mother's basement. No, that was all that was all thinking. Yeah, that was all nonsense. Goddamn. No, no one actually burned down his house. Apparently his address did get leaked.
Again, people now know that he no longer lives in his parents' basement. But the scandal is more that he doesn't live in his parents' basement. Yeah, I mean, I don't... actually want anybody to burn down his house but you know if anybody wants to take that information and just put some raw shrimp in his air vents oh that would be now that would be something i 100 support do you have a self-care plan yes I do have a self-care plan. So, some of us might be experiencing some post-election blues.
Let's talk about ways we can take care of ourselves that aren't just getting mad. Download some new music so you don't have to hear as many radio or internet radio political ads or things like that. Listening to music can provide a positive effect in reducing stress, anxiety, and lowering your blood pressure. This podcast doesn't really do that. No. But you should still listen to us because we love you. And you love us. Take breaks.
from scrolling through social media, mute that follower. Unfollow that account. Put the phone down. Go touch some grass. That's something Nick Fuentes has never done. God, just blocking somebody on social media gives you such a rush. The block feature is so good for the dopamine. And then hang out with your pets. Interacting with pets can help relieve stress and bring down the stress hormones, promote relaxation. It helps that dogs have very few political opinions and cats are clearly Marxists.
And that's going to be all for us this week, folks. If you like what you're hearing, you should check us out on thisfnguypod.com. new on Twitter. We'll see about that. Instagram and Facebook. I'm gonna see this week if I can get us a Blue Sky account. I was just thinking about that. Yes. Anyway, I am Ren Martinez. And I am Ginger Golub. Here's a bonus self-care tip. Just go ahead and dump Twitter. Get on that blue sky.
Blue skies from here on out. Are you still on Twitter? Why are you? I'm barely on Twitter and I run this account. Why would you do that? And don't be this fucking guy. Peace. Fuckin
