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This F***ing Guy!

Ren Martinez and Ginger Golubwww.thevoidwillseeyounow.com
A podcast about self-care, because sometimes self-care is screaming into the void. Here is where we use expletives and alcohol to emotionally process the weird and ridiculous things that compose the terrible elevator music of our lives. This podcast is for the purpose of commentary, critique, parody, reviews, and satire. See more at thisfnguypod.com. We are not affiliated, associated, authorized, endorsed by, or in any way officially connected with Crooked Media or any of its subsidiaries or its affiliates.
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Episodes

TFNG Rewind | The Dolores Umbridge of American Politics | Phyllis Schlafly

On this TFNG Rewind, Ginger takes us back into the Dead Asshole Archives to talk about NOT another U.S. president! Instead, we will be talking about Phyllis Schlafly, a woman who did her damnedest to screw over other women. Fierce opponent of the Equal Rights Amendment and lover of ugly doilies, Phyllis' contributions to the hellhole we are currently living in cannot be underplayed or overemphasized. And, Ren will be very sexually confused when the mini-series comes out starring Cate Blanchett. ...

Jan 09, 202540 min

TFNG Rewind | The Cooch | Ken Cuccinelli

One of our first TFNG bangers! On this episode, Ren takes on Ginger's unknowing and yet well-deserved arch nemesis, Ken Cuccinelli. We're going to talk about his terrible choices as a Virginia state legislator, his terrible choices as Virginia's attorney general, and about how terrible he is in general. Featuring fingerblasting, babies pulling themselves up by their bootstraps, and the morality of Roman titties. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.

Dec 05, 202454 min

A Lot of Hate in General | Nick Fuentes

On this episode, Ren tells Ginger all about Nick Fuentes, racist AI chatbot and the internet's most irritating incel. The living personification of an ascot but if the ascot hated women. Featuring bad in-laws, Hot Frosty, and Ren & Ginger selling out. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.

Nov 22, 202456 min

The Literal Elephant in the Room | Donald Trump's 2024 Presidential Campaign

On this episode, Ren and Ginger discuss Donald Trump's 2024 presidential campaign, his platform, and his promises to prevent World War 3 and defeat the enemies from within. Featuring Ren's mom being a real one, Thanksgiving dictator jokes, and Ginger discovering Mad Max's Thunderdome. Citations at thisfnguypod.com

Nov 05, 202459 min

Just Turn Up the AC | Donald Trump & Climate Change

On this episode, Ren takes it on faith that climate change exists while Ginger describes Donald Trump's attempts to be a Captain Planet villain. Featuring the state of Gen Z political discourse, cloning extinct animals only to eat them, and Bigfoot erotica protagonist, Forrest McManagement. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.

Oct 25, 20241 hr 3 min

Love My Cybertruck! | The Tesla Cybertruck

On this episode, Ren is joined by Ginger, her podcast husband, and Reek, her real life husband, as she explains how anything can offroad once. The Tesla Cybertruck, brain baby of one Elon Musk, proves that an obsession with the letter X and stupid amounts of money results in 7000 pounds of ugly with the bones of a minivan. Featuring Pennsylvania's hatred for hard seltzers, showing hole, and the new hit show, Porsche 9-1-1. Citations at thisfnguypod.com

Sep 26, 20241 hr 15 min

True Crime Bro | Matt Gaetz

On this episode, we revisit the recent happenings with friend of the pod and your high school bully, Matt Gaetz. He's a policy maker who does not believe in making policy but apparently does believe that you can be sexy at *any* age. Featuring the Chase bank glitch, the famous leftist institution, the DOJ, and Ginger's dad's newest vocabulary word. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.

Sep 12, 20241 hr 20 min

A Political Cuck | JD Vance

On this episode, Ginger discusses Republican vice presidential nominee JD Vance, a sad simp of a man who once wrote a book about Appalachia, a place he did not live and clearly hates. Featuring mommy issues, a whole host of kinks, and Ren getting the maddest she's ever been. For the forseeable future, each episode we will be asking for our listeners to support a family in need. This week, we are asking for donations for the Nourhan family. Their GoFundMe is available on Twitter and our website. ...

Aug 22, 20241 hr 19 min

Scooby Doo Villains | Project 2025

On this episode, Ren talks about the Heritage Foundation, a conservative think tank who once called Richard Nixon a liberal commie, and their newest evil plan, Project 2025. Featuring Ben Shapiro's lip filler, an Only Fans cat lady in booty shorts, and another term for Ginger to explain to her dad. For the forseeable future, each episode we will be asking for our listeners to support a family in Gaza. This week, we are asking for donations for Jannah's Healing Fund. Her Gofundme is https://gofun...

Aug 09, 20241 hr 10 min

A Greek Tragedy Except Hilarious | Tucker Carlson

On this episode, we conclude our two-part saga of Tucker Carlson, former Fox News host, lover of the Green M&M, and man whose legacy proves that satire truly is dead. Featuring furry hacktivists, word salads, and which candy is the most f***able. For the forseeable future, each episode we will be asking for our listeners to support a family in Gaza. This week, we are asking for donations for Noor Hammad and her family. Her Gofundme is https://gofund.me/8c7b11d6. Citations at thisfnguypod.com...

Jul 25, 202452 min

The Pupation of Tucker Carlson | Tucker Carlson

On this episode, Ginger starts us on a two-part quest to discover the origins of one Tucker Carlson, wearer of bowties and man who lied his way into TV journalism by way of OJ Simpson. Featuring a cat named Bong Water, Dancing With the Stars, and a fond farewell to the 1055 people Ginger had to ban from the Facebook page. For the forseeable future, each episode we will be asking for our listeners to support a family in Gaza. This week, we are asking for donations for Ebaa and her family. Her Gof...

Jul 17, 202449 min

TFNG Rewind | We're Not Gonna Take It! | The Stonewall Riots

In honor of Pride Month, we've decided to do a Rewind! On this episode, Ginger recounts the trans women who started a revolution and reminds up why cops shouldn't be allowed at Pride. Featuring pizzazz, bad New York accents, and how Tom Hanks got cancelled. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.

Jun 28, 202446 min

You've Been Juiced! | OJ Simpson

On this episode, Ginger turns TFNG into a true crime podcast to discuss Orenthal James Simpson, a man whose comedic timing was very bad. Featuring Ginger maintaining relevancy, Ren's professional stabbing tips, and Slenderman reading The Secret. Content warning: descriptions of violence. Citations at thisfnguypod.com

Jun 07, 20241 hr 4 min

From the Archives: Drama Queen with a Hatchet | Carry A. Nation

Taking a break this week to bring back one of our favorites! On this episode, Ginger tells Ren a tale as old as time: about a 6-foot-tall religious lady in the early 1900s taking a hatchet to your local pub. Featuring Goosy Joss, braising politicians, and faking your own death to escape social blunders. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.

May 10, 20241 hr 1 min

Extremely Horny and Incredibly Weird About It | Anthony Comstock

On this episode, Ginger and Ren discuss Anthony Comstock, a horny prude and cop for God that made it everyone's problem, even for us today. Featuring America First data mining, making microphones illegal for men, and two different musical references. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.

Apr 26, 202457 min

The Leopards Are Eating My Face! | Candace Owens

On this episode, Ren and Ginger discuss that Leopards Eating People's Faces Party and their current spokesperson, Candace Owens. Featuring transphobes getting mad about Pokemon, learning straight culture from Love Is Blind, and surprising hero, Kim Kardashian. Citations at thisfnguypod.com

Apr 05, 20241 hr 1 min

Religious Old-Timey Swingers | The Oneida Community

On this episode, Ren tells Ginger all about the Oneida Community, the original flatware polycule that brings Jesus and eugenics together in a way that isn't as bad as you think. Featuring Roachella, a Footloose reference, and Ginger's continued indecision as to whether she's going to join the silverware cult. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.

Mar 15, 20241 hr 1 min

Literal Basement Dweller | HP Lovecraft

On this episode, Ginger and Ren talk about Howard P. Lovecraft, the father of cosmic horror, prolific racist, and favorite son of spinsters. Featuring New England serial killer vibes, dunking on Star Wars, and Ginger coming out to her dad. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.

Feb 29, 202458 min

Allegedly | Alan Dershowitz

On this episode, Ren and Ginger discuss Alan Dershowitz, a fancy lawyer man known for defending the rich and famous and the devil's own personal advocate. Allegedly. Featuring stale takes, the copaganda masterpiece, Theodore Rex, and not one, but two, dramatic porn retellings. Citations at this fnguypod.com.

Feb 15, 20241 hr 2 min

The Kobe Bryant of War Crimes | Henry Kissinger

We're back! On our grand return episode, we take on the manic pixie dream girl of our imperialist dreams, Henry Kissinger himself, the man who won a Nobel Peace Prize by doing war best. We missed you all very much! Featuring terrible German accents, Mutually Assured: The Musical, and how God ruined a perfectly good lesbian. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.

Feb 01, 20241 hr 23 min

From The Archives: The Racist-Ass Strategy | The Southern Strategy

Another repost episode while Ginger gets her final iOS upgrades. Our contribution to Black History Month mission continues to be calling out racist shenanigans, Ginger talks about the Southern Strategy, which is why Republicans get to say they're "the party of Lincoln" while still using the phrase "the War of Northern Aggression." Ah, the proud American tradition of ignoring all historical context. Lots of names are dropped (Goldwater, Nixon, Reagan, Schlafly) and lots of dogwhistles are... whis...

Feb 07, 202257 minSeason 1Ep. 18

From The Archives: Female Psychopath Dot Net | The 22 Convention

While Ren and Ginger work on the newest evolution of TFNG, they have brought forth from the archives on of the first episodes that really cemented what this podcast was all about: laughing hysterically at men's rights activists. The 22 Convention, sadly, did not come to pass, due to a whole pandemic thing, but its misogynistic memory lives on in our hearts. Featuring beach muscles, the George Washington of the Manosphere, and raising your femininity by over 500%! Citations at thisfnguypod.com or...

Jan 07, 202256 minSeason 1Ep. 22

A Boner in Khakis | Dan Quayle

On this episode, Ginger talks about Dan Quayle, the most boring man that is still alive, even if he was vice president at one point. Between blaming the L.A. riots on a television show and his many uses of prepositions, we will explore how Dan Quayle is sometimes technically correct, George H. gave him a puppy to teach him about responsibility, and him becoming the hero we didn't know we needed. Featuring the Hard Rock of states, the university of Peepaw, and the reveal of the TFNG motto. Citati...

Oct 15, 202158 minSeason 2Ep. 20

56 Things Laura Loomer Doesn't Understand | Laura Loomer

On this episode, Ren unveils another right-wing provocateur who decries censorship while being able to publish a book. Laura Loomer is many things and she is not good at any of them. From political punkings, to fake documentaries, to being banned from multiple internet platforms, including Teespring somehow, Laura has made quite the name for herself as a #ProudIslamophobe and "The Most Banned Woman on the Internet." Featuring embarrassing stories about Ginger's mom, what kind of dogs are LoTR ch...

Oct 01, 20211 hr 15 minSeason 2Ep. 19

Three Different Law & Order Episodes | Bernie Goetz

On this episode, Ginger dips into true crime, where racism and murder fantasy meet! Bernie Goetz, an average white dude who looks like a bad Jeffrey Dahmer spin-off, was dubbed the Subway Vigilante for gunning down four teenage black boys and running away to New Hampshire for awhile. You know, like innocent people do. The fact that we got the Joker movie out of this is somehow not the worst part. Featuring the great soup and sandwich debate, New York City's knife economy, and Ren struggling with...

Sep 10, 202159 minSeason 2Ep. 18

A Sh*t Layer Cake | Syesha Mercado & Florida's Child Welfare System

On this episode, we dive into the breaking news and discuss Syesha Mercado and her continuing battle to regain custody of her children. In a story that involves a struggling child welfare system, rampant abuse, and an overzealous doctor destroying families, we'll discover that the true villain was Florida all along. Featuring juggling chainsaws, Master Chef Junior Junior, and how Mariska Hargitay can change the world. Citations at thisfnguypod.com. CW: child abuse, suicide

Aug 21, 20211 hr 2 minSeason 2Ep. 17

Should Feces Go on the Kitchen Counter? | Am I The Asshole

On a special bonus-type episode, Ren and Ginger introduce what will be a Patreon exclusive: exploring the wonderful Reddit space that is "Am I The Asshole." This is where the people come to ask the anonymous masses about whether they have offended their fellow man. But beware, it is the internet, so it's gonna get weird. Featuring radioactive cockroaches, cheating on your spouse via bento box, and Eustace the pig. See more at thisfnguypod.com.

Aug 13, 202123 minSeason 2Ep. 16

All The Jokes Are True | Steven Seagal

On this episode, Ren takes us all on what may be the wildest ride yet. We're talking Steven Seagal, action hero, cringy weeb, and utter monster. It's like one of those bad jokes: a former action star wearing a bulletproof kimono walks into the bar, fakes a Jamaican accent, and tries to give all the women unwanted massages while negging them about their weak kidneys. The punchline? Well, it somehow involves a tank, a puppy, and Sheriff Joe Arpaio. Featuring Ginger's recent doctor's visit, couch g...

Aug 06, 20211 hr 9 minSeason 2Ep. 16

Slave-Owning Lucille Bluth | Dolley Madison

On this episode, Ginger talks about the Hostess with the Most-ess who never learned how to tie her shoes. Dolley Madison was considered the First of the First Ladies, but that's because our grade school history classes glossed over all of the slave-owning and disregard for human dignity. Hello, Dolley! You're the worst, Dolley! Featuring morbid old-timey shit, dick pics in space, and Ginger's confession that she is not a My Chemical Romance fan. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.

Jul 23, 202159 minSeason 2Ep. 15
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