Trust (with Max Koch)

your first random sentence. David subscribes to the stuff your tent into the bag strategy over nicely folding it. Hey, where can I say? You only live once? You know? And uh, that's why I prefer not to be particularly neat and free wheeling. Did you ever think about maybe just rolling it up or doing it the way the factory? I like to put the bag on the other side of the room, open it up as wide as I can, spin around and yell out lebron and try to land

inside of the bag. So you you applay like a basketball kind of philosophy to I apply a basketball philosophy to everything I do in life. Who's Lebron Lebron James. He's a professional basketball player. This is my grandpap. Uh, he's not familiar with this. What does it have to do with He had been taking care of his grandfather for a long time. He was an avid camper, used to go out at his freedom, his life. And then his grandfather had a stroke, and then he came back home.

But he never lost ability or the need to go camping. I remember sitting by the fire, staring into the flickering flame. That's great. Now open your mouth, and just the airplanes coming into the fight. Got it, caught it. Uh, you're fine. He also applied the same philosophy of using basketball strategies to send his grandfather medication. Much like how he would throw his tent into the bag, he was constantly tossing his medication into his grandfather's mouth. All right, let's find

when stay hand, let's pop it open. No, father, father, let me. I'm gonna roll your father. I'm gonna roll your father. Don't roll me down the stairs. I'm not going to roll you down the stairs, Grandpa. The neighbors started to notice that the grandfather was constantly choking and coughing. They called the Special Victims Unit, or as they call as they call it, the Elderly Protection Unit. They came to the house to see what was going on. You, sir, we got a call here there appears to be a

man in distress. No, nobody's in distress. I can still here. I'm here. He assumes that I'm trying to harm him or you know, I'm not all he does. His harmony's arrogant and has a swaggers slagryers down. See what you're gonna want to do is you're gonna want to ignore what he stay and we're going to take a closer look. Where's my short They had to go to do an interview at the so Security office. The case worker behind the ask had a lot of questions for him. So, um,

can you like explain why he's got so many bedstores? Well, because I'm afraid to turn him because if I move towards him, he screams out and accuses me of trying to hurt him. So I just kind of let him lay down, like you are you a song or a brief girl? So I don't think you don't have to dance him. It's oddly charming and I just kind of I don't know. I feel like maybe I should um so, I'm sorry I wear pants. Oh dear god, I like to huff on a grower. Do you guys need me

here for this? I don't know. I think would you like to go to the car Junior? I kind of what, Grandpa? What cars Junior? Or we can go to Arbys. They have a new quality I a menu that will blow your mind. Listen, this woman's got a stack full of people where she doesn't. I think I'll take it from here, you know, I I think I gotta do. I kind of want to go and yeah, we're gonna have at Well, can you guys, did you guys decide if you're going

to go to the calls doing your hobbies? Because if you're going to abbas, can you grab me a big beef? And the caseworker and the grand pod actually hit it off. Next thing you knew his grandfather was getting married to the caseworker, and the home dynamic change a little bit. All right, Grandpa, let me just go ahead and put this boot in their on you. Since getting made a big day? Do I have another text? You know, I'm

afraid this one is ruined. Now, well that's all that calls Jane May and all the all the big beef and big beef and what big beef? And chet I'll be big beef? And why you gotta do this? Grandpa? Is your special day? You have a sun realized that he also had a little bit of a mental problem himself. The stutter of a sudden developed into more of a mental handicap, and then the tables are turned all of a sudden. He was being taken care of by his grandfather.

No shave this after me, Bob, No, Bob. Just relax, Bob. Breathe in through your nose and out through your heart and just focus. You can do it, honey. First of all, you're not my real moms. Hey, don't shoot talk to her that or I will fling you, he said, mom without going with my mom. Well his card consonants or the ones that are causing him remorse socials. All right, Bob, I did I did? Hey mom, step mom? Can you make me some No, I don't want to call your mom.

Yeah I would do. I do not want to call you, mom. Maybe you should go to your room. I like to be told what to do. You know what. I hate this. I hate this. Your lost car. Yeah, if you say, what what do you went on my radar? Were you said? I was going to say? I hate this family? Oh? I wish you would? That make you love me? Grandpa Pap. This is This is American's Life. I'm your host, Sorry, with producer Andy. A special guest contributor for this episode

is Max Cook. This week's theme thrust. Do we trust our friends? Do we trust our partners? We trust our parents? Do we trust our neighbors? Do we trust the random professional who tells us that what we're seeing or what we're smelling is actually what we're seeing and smelling. To start off each story, we'll be using in our Trustee Sence Generator as a jumping off point. Im provides a show in three acts. This is This is America's Live Stay with Us. Act one. She was too short to

see over the fence. The fence had never been the right size, but maybe this was a new day. What is going on over there? Do you hear that? I think? So? Yeah, yeah, what has happened? Can you be a dove and take a peek over that fence and tell me what's going on over there? Stand on my shoulders? Okay, just why do you have to wear these butter pants? Pants that have butter? I like them? Oh my god, he has a pool. I've just never my pool. I'm bailing in it. But I tell you what, this is my house. I

don't go worth these shorts. I'm taking them. Let me back down, pick me back down, pick me back down, free, let me down there, free. I gotta slide down these butter Hey, who is that over there behind my fence? Taking pics of what I've got? What's going on over? Show your face? I can't, I can't, I really can't. I can't see over It's good. Oh you're just a short little thing. I am what you didn't see anything? Did you? Being SHORTI was constantly a curse that was

repeated in her life in other circumstances. At one point, she was accused of a crime and was in the lineup. It was very difficult for the victim to identify her in the lineup. Harry, take a look, what do you see? Which one of these is the ones who stole your shoes? I have to hear the line. I have to hear them say what they said to me? When has told all right, you the little dinky one, say what do you? What do they what were the lining to you? Your faking shoes? And I want I want to see you

take off your socks one good time. I have to walk around, so we don't need the entire monologue. Take I need you to say a little one. I need you to say, take off your fing shoes? And what else did they say? Take off your shoes and then take off your socks and then wake off your shoes. That's not what you said the first time you said, you said take off your shoes. I want to see you without your shoe? Are you guys questioning me? Or are you guys questioning these You got to get the

line right. I just want some consistency and in what we ask. Both you cops are just I feel like one should be at least good and bad, but both of you guys are bad. I'm not good. I think you're a great guy. We're partners in crime. Well what I'm trying to partners in law fighting fighting, partners in eliminating crime. Mccownski and parton. We're both detectives that just constantly argued and really created situations that were very uncomfortable

for victims. So the Captain called him in. Are you out of your fucking man right? Now? It down? Don't talk to me Barton. All right, I'm sitting boss, but I gotta tell you we had a real problem in there because communication is starting to break down. Each and every time I work with this, I don't give a I'm about to communicate my foot, your mother asked. Now, I don't think it is to be like this. Doesn't you go out there, you do your job, You take

care of those victims. If I see you back in here one more time, I'm taking both y'all badges we come back in here. It's not gonna be my fault. It's gonna be his fault. You know what, I'm gonna start drinking at the job. What see you and I go. You gotta start, You gotta start to get out a job. You gotta start. Let's go down to the cap for the three of us and maybe we can work this out the cop bar. Let's do it. I love the

cap Bar. I've been looking to get into a bar fight with you, and that will serve as the perfect venue for such a thing. Why don't you get the out of my of by alright, listen, I don't like you you don't like me. It wasn't like that all. It wasn't you mean back when I was a rook and you were Yeah, it's correct, Police office, it's correct, and you get a real care. I got your you're you get too big for your britches. But go on, look, I'm just trying to check what I'm trying to resolve this.

So you're gonna get you a drink? Arguing, you know what, how about a couple of scotches for the both of us. Actually, I'm gonna have a whiskey. This guy can't order from Jesus Christ. He never remembers my drink. It's like we're an amereric couple. You don't like, they argued. Even in crime scenes. The last crime scene that they were at, they were investigating a murder and they couldn't settle on who.

They thought the purp might be money. You're gonna want to have to come thinking the look at this, they say it again, it's for my partner who's hard of hearing. I just knowne him dead. And then they saw the blood and then they thought he can shut They could to the body man, have you seen the head because the head was clearly sliced stuff with a serreted knife. You don't want to write any of this down, or you can just remember it. You don't want to write

it down. Listen, we got what sparrell over the place. We gotta missing head. I see it garps with a towel wrapped around its privates. Clearly he was coming out of the bath. It's pretty transparent she killed him. It's it's a lust crame. All that aside. You're really not going to write this down, Jesus Christ. I don't have a pair. Oh he doesn't have a Pay it again, y'all didn't write down any of the clues. Yes, he said you were going to order new pads. I can't

spend any more money on extracurricular items. I need to go to the crime scenes with I need some place. Give me a reason why I don't suspend your asses and take your motherfucking badges right now? Because I don't want you to do that. Yeah, because they like this, Jem, you're so good at compliments. I don't know what that was. Well, he makes it a good job because he's such a good commander. I just wish he would give us some money for the f his depot now and a people

confuse my tone with my attitude. I'm not mean, and I motherfucking compliments when you say that to me, I don't want to find your answers. You see, you gotta stick with me, bart oh jesus, Hey, chief, have you been uh gaining weight? Because I like this? No, because before he was saying that he wanted the gain weight because it was all about gains, wanted to be able to,

wanted to be abe. You should. Hey, so when aren't we going to find out if that short girl committed the crime, the one who was picking over the fence. You're telling me you didn't finish that case. We just had a lot to do. We were it became priority number one to make sure you will pleased, A good point. And uh, priority number two was the crime, which the details a little foggy because somebody didn't write it down. What could you? Could you go back and take care

of that case? Let's do that. You know what I need to do. I need to get one of those smart phones that we can do that dictatient thing where you hold down the button and you're talking to the damn thing in that way. It's in my nose. Just get the got my awful Okay, we avoided it again getting key, and we sure did. Let's get to know this week's special guest contributor, Max Cook. Hi, X, how's it going already today? I'm very well? Thanks? Hi Max? Hi?

Hi Andy? How are you doing? I'm all right? Thank you? Brother. Have you been listening to the show for a long time? Yes? How long have you been listening? Um? One episode? Okay, so you're a fan. That's a long time. So tell us about yourself. Where are you from, what do you do? What are your favorite things to watch? Oh? I was born in Lansing, Michigan, and I'm a primarily a voice actor, and I'd love to watch the Sopranos. Oh nice? Um?

Is you your favorite character? Herano? The fucking make Rrect? It's pretty good? Yeah? Is that a is that? Yeah? That's pretty good? Opportino pressure, thank you. And here is my Jack Nicholson. That's pretty good. How do you like it a little bit? More like here's my Robert de Niro? Yeah? How do you like it so far? Very on on on on the money, that's what they say, Yeah, they s that. So do you remember the first time that

you did radio? Yeah? When was that? Oh gosh, maybe, Um, so you don't remember two thousand, it's been about eighteen years. And um, did you start radio here? Do you start radio? No? Uh not Michigan. I'm I was born in Michigan, but I lived in California. It's this house seven and radio has been a big deal. And uh I did work here. I still work here. I've worked here for about fifteen years, there being Los Angeles. But yes, did you always wanted to be in radio when you were a kid. Uh? No,

I wanted to act. I didn't want anything to do with radio, but it just worked out that way. Okay, class, let's find out what we want to do when we grow up, when we when we become adults. What do you want to do? Chris, and I'm a big boy. Yeah, I want to be a police chief. Okay, police chief? That's right, Thank you, hear that one. Thank you. Your doctor's speaking a lot of lawyers, but for now, I'll have to wait because I'm this many Max. I want

to be an actor. I'm gonna have a totin greatest max. Um. I'm not saying that you can't be an actor, but do you ever thought about like maybe something like, I don't know, you sound just like the guy on the radio. Might that might on the radio station my dad listens to on the way to school, becoming a like a radio Never ee thought about it. Haven't been on the radio. I haven't heard the radio. I don't even listen to the radio. So what do you think you should still

take an active last? I don't know any actors who sound tricks Chris, Chris. Listen a few people I know who sound like Chris. What if you want to pursue your dream, you should do it. So Max, if that's what you want to be as an actor, then then so be it. You can make anything happen. We actually got a tape of one of Max's early auditions. Um, okay, so tell me your name and what you're reading for and how tall your My name is Max come five nine and I'm reading for the Glass. Okay. So in

the scene, um, your family has died. I don't really know the glass. I'm just I'm just a casting associate. Okay. So in the scene, uh, your partners died and then you have to deal with that, you have to unpack that. So um, so just have fun with it. Okay, here we go. My partner has died and we are rolling one to three. Excuse me, Look, if we're gonna rent you this software space, do you have to be this loud down here? This We get a lot of actors, but this is the only one that's kind of yelling

out really loud. People keep complaining that can hear you because you're being still louder. Support Um, true, and if you keep word up, we'll go rusiers over. Yeah, look gorut olver space ba. Sorry that was our landlord. What was the first radio job you ever had? I'm not in radio, really. I I do voice over, I do animation, I work. I worked hard time in radio and a half for years just doing morning bits for shows. Very nice. Um, do you ever do were you ever a big piani

prank calls? Crank calls? Sure, crank calls are a lot of fun. Did you ever do them yourself? Or? Okay, have you ever been the recipient of a prank calls? Anybody ever prank called you? Uh? No? But um, I've been a recipient of a prank on a famous show and I saw right through the prank. And really tell

us more about that. Well, I was going to my dry cleaners and some guy came out, not my usual dry cleaner, and he had I brought my clothes and I set my clothes in the counter and he comes out with chicken sauce all over his fingers, like wing sauce and starts touching all my clothes with wing sauce. And I said, uh, this is this is a This is a prank, isn't it? And and they had to stop production. It was for the Jimmy Kimmel Show. And I guess he has a cousin who would prank people.

And you know, I'm a huge jackass fan. And like instantly sounds like what's the wrong? Mark? Uh, welcome to Grace and Cafe. Uh just for one table for one? Yeah? What what's so fun? Let me take you back to your table? Come on, let's go. What's going We're gonna bring you to the table. Not that's going on? Why would anything? We all got you? All right, Yeah, We're take you back to the table. Just here's the menus? Good? Why do you want to take a look at this venue?

All right? I don't know what's going on here. Look at the venue and look at the mevenue. I'm looking at the menu. Yeah, noticed anything, noticed anything weird about it? Human body parts are on the menu? Yeah? Yeah, okay, yeah we have but a right there, that's pretty weird. You do you want to order? The calf? Was a little rare? Ye? Oh boy? Is this? This is this a joke? Damn it? Bit guys. I mean, it's really transparent that you have body part I go to this

restaurant all the time. You don't know it's looks. And then the fact that you guys are snickering like maniacs when I just we were laughing. That's something else that we were thinking before we were laughing at this. We were all loving at the joke we're talking about. But I love pranks, and you guys have the potential. I mean, the ideas are good. It's just you. You're a little too obvious, that's all. You just need to be a little more subtle and some dude. So um, just the

regular basic car wash? Yeah, just the basic by the way. Oh, let's see, like, oh, that's a lot a lot of money off. And then did you want the barbecue saucewax? Yeah, that that's our Let me talk to best selling Jim Jim Dead Jim's dead. Jim killed yea Jim Jim Jim died. Yeah, we killed him. Jim married my sister when we killed you sister too? Hey, what is the meaning of all this nonsound? You just got light too. We got we got it, we got it. There's no barbecues that you're on.

You're a light too. Yeah, so you guys, but really, I don't tell anybody we killed your sister. No wait, wait, why are you laughing? Why would we kill your sister for production? Now? You said you said to you said, why would you do that? Be sorry? If we have a private meeting, this is a real car watching and go ahead, but your sister is dead? Yeah? Sorry what you looked at me and you see said Now I gotta deal with his crying and then we gonna deal

with the legal implications. Killed somebody for production. I'm in, I'm involved now. I took care of her. I raised her practically on my own because my mom, our mom worked two jobs and my dad died before I was born. This was his idea. How could you whose idea? This is your idea? You snicker? Like how you did? How could you laugh? My sorrow? And how could you broadly murder for a prime. I was laughing at something that we talked about earlier, but he said he looked me

in the one right now. I don't want I got these two idiots over here at the car one I pulled up just like down okay, slowed down? Oh god, so m Jim's not here slower at the car was okay, slower, slow down? He's too good? Slow down. I'm sorry. I'm also on the line. What are the two good? Slow down? Jasper and Joseph for something I don't even know. We're sending units out right now? Can I speak to um? Mr Jasper? Please? Please? Mr Jasper was my father's name. Um,

you can call me Jasper. So we got a report that you murdered someone's sister. Uh yeah, but it was Frank show. He do you do? You do you realize that you have to go to jail for the rest of your life? Now? Do you realize you really I didn't really kill it? You just wait? You like to me, yeah you were you know, we pray don't you bring me? Thank you pretty tie pranks and you've been lied to, so you have a really good way of seeing through pranks.

That's great. Um, we had I had a conversation earlier. You had said mentioned that you're a big wine guy. Yeah, I love wine. What's your what's your favorite varietal? I think my favorite varietal is a for white, I love a Savignon blanc, and for red, I love a peanut oar. I find a peanut peanut oars that. Really there's not a body might wrong. No, you're absolutely right. I know you're a cabman, so that's that's good. Body is good.

But pino red uh, red affects my libido. So if it's too oh excellent, But if I have too much red, I become very very uh saucy. And so I think if I do a hard cab, I'm definitely gonna go the disc or try to get something going. Um, I think we just want to see the wine list. Here you are. What can I get you guys to drink? No cab thrip no no for me please, no cabbly. What would you like a drink? Sir? God? Do you have any Just sorry, my apologies, let me get the

ladies order first, my apologies. What would you like a drinking um? I would like a salmon lank um, but just make sure you don't bring him a cab. Seriously, what vintage do you want? She keeps looking at me because she's trying to learn about wine. Understand, Yeah, what will you help? Just yes from nineteen seventies. She doesn't like it. She likes it, sweet sweet seven. Just to be honest with you, I really don't care what I have as long as he does not have cows got.

I have took care of myself twice this morning. I think I'll be all right. I know I've heard a lot about the cab. The cab seems just um. This sounds like there's a lot of insight info here that I'm not privy to. You don't want them to have a cab? I get that. There's no need to say it again, cann you want? You want some cam Savenembro Yes, okay, great? And then what would you like, sir? Not a cab? Yeah? Maybe just a Randy Port? Okay, ran Randy, be right

back with your drinks. God, why do you always got to be like this every time you go into a tasting room. Stop bringing up my problems with Cabernet caused me to want you more like your entired. He's coming, He's coming. Okay, here is your I shouted out, after you had a cab okay, and then here is your randy port. Did you want to taste them first before

we actually pour the bottle? Give chocolate chocolates. I'd like a little chocolate to put on my tongue, just doing a big there's no cabin that right, Oh my god, cabernet chocolate. Why did you do that? Why did you give me? Honestly, man, I'm here, you said cabernet so many times. If you would have just said at once, continuously repeating, get off me, get off me, get off me, get off, get all right? What about you, buddy? Come here? Yeah? Yeah,

give him his medicine. Another trump. Thanks to our special guests, contributor Max Cook. Thanks coming up back to the first the word from our esteemed sponsors, stay with us, back to the light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him. He had a hard time differentiating was this a spiritual thing or was his house on fire? And breathing through the nose and what's that smell? Probably nothing and breathe Are you sure? Those please don't be

alarmed smell those are the incense that we have to hope. Okay, to the place that you already get too. Okay, you're smoking in through the No, yeah, it's smells. Sorry it doesn't okay, yeah, all right, it smells. Are you sure that's incense? Those are incense that we used to help you get to a meditative space. Well, what's this center called? What's this thing called? Me? Because it's called house? Okay, where can I buy that? It's very real? Do they have it at the second? I think you can make

it yourself? Great? Are we supposed okay? In the great? What's that is that? The rate? That's not? That's not in? Yeah? Can I have my socks back? I'm using his puppets. Those are the nose. You're using my stinky sock as a Can I have my money back? There's no refunds of the money that you give us. We donate back into the foundation. I'm a little worried about that. That's some time. Here's that. I don't think that's a mean thing. It sounds like a one. It's it's track number four.

I'm sure that the it's a sting is not it's a CD. Okay, and through these fire department, Okay, that that has to be you know that's tracks. Track number six is just a guy yowing fire department. Yes, I don't know. And it is pretty warm in here. All right, this is your first time here, it is. We're gonna break down the door if you guys don't open it. Yeah, this sounds very TRACKI is very long. Okay, please continue.

The students at the meditation center ended up getting their degree burns all over their bodies, but in a very specific place because they were sitting in meditation style seating the whole time. Can you put some Can you put some cooling on my tape with pleasure? Ah? Right here, yeah, right there? All right, I'm Dr Nixon. I'm the tame specialist. Can I see you? Let me look here, Dr Nixon. Please,

it's Bernie. It hurts so bad, it's very tender. Nurse can help me, please pleasure just lit my scrot and just please apply that the cooling cream. All right. So what we're gonna have to do is get some skin graphs. Skin graphs. It's that bad. Oh my god, where are my side? Can we do with your tainting? All right? So we're gonna take some skin graphs from your inner thighs and then what we're gonna do is We're gonna graph them onto the burnt skin that's on your taint?

Why were you How are you sitting for this? Because you're to be honest, the only part of your body that's been third degree burned is your taint. According to his chart, doctor Um, he was sitting in the way that people sit when they're in a meditating jeezus, another one. How many? How many patients have we had with burnt taints that came from that meditative center that they tell us that squat I don't really understand this medical jargon. Is that bad? Is that a bad way to sit?

In the way that they sit when they're in meditative center. I just think it's very odd, don't you think, nurse, that we've had so many patients have come in the same from the same meditative center that had the same burnt taint. Well, the flame shut up to the floorboards as I was squatting, That's all I know. He's claiming that there was a fire, but according to the guy that runs the place, that there was no fire. Just a little confused. I'm sorry, sir, Hang tight. We're going

to deal with your future medical um issues. I need to talk to my current current medical Okay, what are you arguing with me? I'm not. I'm just doing trying to inform you. But usually I'm informing you, right, because you're the nurse and I'm the doctor. Don't you think, Well, you asked me a question, so I was informing you

by answer. I was asking him questions. I wasn't asking you. Listen, if we're getting into these arguments, the hospitalist is going to fire us if we have to, if we show up in the hospitalist of us again, he said, I'll get the in here you too, Yes, yes, sir, they're arguing. He's a doctor and you have a motherfucking nurse. Yeah, it wasn't really arguing. I was just telling him. It was arguing. I keep telling you what my prognansis a question and I answered him, So that's not really arguing.

But then I guess, I guess technically this is also arguing. Well it is, and you keep debating in front of the in front of the patient, and it just makes you look professional, makes a hospital looking professional. Okay, well you better say some motherfucker's I am sorry, I don't listen. We've got a hole, you know. How long I've been a hospitalist and this motherfucker place years. Yes, I know, you tell us that's every time. Everybody in my family has a place of authority. My cousin is a police

chief at the police station down the street. I really hate to interrupt all three of us, but we better go. The entire fourth floor is filled with patients that have the same mysterious burns from sitting in a way that you sit when you are in a And that's what I was trying to say in front of the patient. But then you kept arguing with me. But but, but but I'm sorry, but you better get that started. Fix. I thought I did. Listen, hold on for one second. I have a I have a very I have a

strong inclination. Is that what the problem is between y'all two. First of all, you keep debating with him, and second, you gotta you had a real startup problem. You know there's a specialist that we have that we can send you to. I just said I did, motherfucker did a not. So he went to the specialist to help him with his stutter, and to his surprise, it was an old man and his newly h married young wife who was also a nurse or I don't remember. Thank you for coming.

I want you to know that this is a late life business I've started because it was so successful. Yeah, so what I need you to do? And I'm a case worker I used to be. She's really wonderful and she loves to eat. She loves to eat. Yeah, maybe we'll see how it goes. After treatment, we can go up to a fast food place, the three of us. Yeah. And well, first we like to work on yours. You have a stutter. It's called we called we call a

stutter mutter. And then we want stutter mutter. We like to have colorful ways of calling it here because stutters they're very sound, they sound very negative. So we want you to work on your little stutter mutter. And then what your stutter mutter? She developed it. She's a genius. Everything she does is brilliant. Why don't you show him out the stutter mutter work. So basically, um, we give you a series of words and we put them in a sentence, and we ask you to repeat that sentence

to us. And then when you start stuttering, we say no, no, mutter, don't mutter, say it better, and then we can go get dinner, and you want to make sure you're talking slow and focused on your voice and bread. We take the stutter to a mutter, then we take you out to dinner. And that's the way it works. The dinner is the reward. Okay, I really should be writing this down. It's in the book. Book, that book, the book you're paying for. Well, can I see it? The book? By

the way, you said that sentence without a stutter. That's pretty great. I did you did really well. Now say Ben got trapped in the ball. He's I don't know if he's ready for that, but let's try it. Ben ben mutter, Ben got not a mutter. Ben got trapped in the don't forget to breathe and focus. Ben got trapped in the Nope, boy, it's words with literation a problem. Can you stop telling me what to do? So just stay the word. Stop telling me what to do, Stop

telling me what far from home? Stop Stop. You can't tell me what to do. You're not my stutter mother. Perfect. Coming up at three, the first the word from our sponsors, who make this high quality program possible. Stay with us. At three. The memory we used to share is no longer coherent? Is what he would tell his ailing wife, Wow, we've been married for oh god, seven par SIPs, which in your human years is roughly seven years. Par SIPs and years are the same scale. Wise decided interrupt because

he found a better sentence. Can you wanted to use? All right? It is was a second click. The first one just seemed like we were going back to old people. So here it is. Here it is. When she didn't like the guy who was trying to pick her up, she would use sign language to end him off. This is a hand and that means no. Okay, what am I doing to show me your hand? Right? And it means no because you're gratty. We don't do gratty here, you know what. Hey, look, I've been out of the

game for a long time. I'm sorry. I'm sorry too, but you've barely told me anything about yourself. Okay, well let's see. Oh, I was divorced for seven years. You were divorced. I'm sorry. I was married for seven years and then I divorced. I am a professional, so you're getting close again. Okay, this is the stop sign. When my hands shape this by the hand, your hand, you're making a t. It's like a t well that's well, that would probably mean time. I ou't okay, we could

do that, okay, but you get the idea. Yes, so you want me to stop, so you want me to hear you want to hear some more about me, or you want to I could stop. If you like this guy's bothering, you can know. I'm fine. I like you. I like your gun hand. Thanks. Yeah, I usually use that when I instead of saying pointing, I use a gun. Yeah, it looks just like a gun. It's very effective. And then if I extend the pinky, then you see what that looks like. I don't want to get your love birds.

But he appears to be moving in an even more aggressive way than I was. So why do you like him? Because I started out I started out with with hand signs. Yeah, but yeah, but it's a gun and that's what I like guns. How could you possibly be okay with that but not okay with me? Well, because you're kind of smug and just kind of drippy and greasy, and you're kind of like moving too clothes. He's way far away and very effective with his gun hand, and I'm way

better in general. Yes, my name is Sam and dress my name is Mike cool? Here are my digits? You want to give them to me in your hand? Numbers? That's one, two, four, five six, Hold on wait wait, I need to get paper. Been do it again? Oh you don't have paper? Been three four five six eight. That's code. Oh sick. Well, the joke's on you because I could see those numbers too, so I also know your number is eight. When E went to do exactly, I got to change my number. Now, good luck. Welcome

to mobile. Um, what can I do for you? Ma'am? Welcome to cellular store? Because I don't even know if I could say T mobile on your Did you need something, ma'am? Jesus, you see how many people here trying to get the barber one get one. I have a bow go offer and I got fifty people. I need a new phone cover. My phone cover I don't like and it cracks. And you don't need to change your number. I thought you just that's what you need. That was the last lady, Greg,

The last lady needed to change. Sorry, sorry, she's in the waiting room. So what did you need? You need a new phone? I need a new phone cover? Who it's not that hard. Just give me a new phone cover where the ones that I want. She needs better coverage? Is that what we're trying to say, Yes, I need better phone cover company she needs to cover like an utter box. No, she needs coverage because she's with the

phone company who's doesn't have enough dots on the map. Dude, Hey wait, let me see if that's on the map. Let me see if I understand this. You need a phone cover, and now I want coverage since he brought it up. You also need like some hearing age because you're yelling, lady am I you're pretty loud. I'm just sorry. Let me whisp she to say to get her husband into the story, because the two representatives weren't really helping

her out. It's going on here nothing, So you're just trying to do she came here for fang at the phone thing. Yeah, we're trying to figure out what exactly that is. All right, motherfucker, you better do it. Fan. Okay, listen to my man. He knows let's talking about he's a law enforcement Yes, just run that by me one more time. What it is exactly that you want to coverage? Yes, you tell the baby coverage. I want coverage. I want

nine bar okay, nine bars. All right, so this this particular brand of ma'am song sell the phone ma'am song. Because I heard of that, I pick another brand, another brand, guy phone, guy phone, the guy phone. I just don't know if I can. I just don't know. I legally I can read all of these names of phones. Tell me more about it. Uh. At the guy phone five, it has is the guy from five and has to

coverage up to seven years. The guy phone was taking over the cell phone industry, but everybody was anticipating with the guy Phone six was gonna look like all right, if you look at these fourth quarter projections, they're going down. But we are going to focus group this new guy phone, and we're going to find out if the people want the things that we have to offer on the the guy phone, these features. Okay, let's cut to the group.

Could we have maybe like one phone that you know, like if girls not want to give your phone number, but if she was going to give phone number two, other guy, maybe you can like listen with the phone and then it will like you know, uh, and then it will listen to number and then capture number like a dictation. Well, we don't have this, but we don't have solid gold guy phone that is actually able to communicate with space really on it also is hot plate. Okay,

and make a he burgers. Lets me stop you there. I really think this dictation device is going to have a lot of people for maybe like future. I can't think of a single person, but it would ever possibly help happy luck Yeah, to get the office. Yes, now, what did we doing do nothing? You said you had a new way of taking notes on the scene of a crime. Is that true or not? Mother? I did, I did the research and I got a new guy phone. I talked into this thing, and well, I'm still trying

to figure it out, this damn thing. You know what would be even easier is if you just took pen to paper and wrote things down that. I'm really sorry about this. I've been telling him. I've been telling him, finish your goddamn sense. Oh, I'm sorry. I've been telling him to write things down. He decides to go from city to city find a type of Why did I keep going because you told me to? I'm saying why? They filled with many stutter mothers, so many study mothers.

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