Partnership (with Scott Palmason)

your first random sentence. You to walk down the Slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance. They don't really care. They just kept walking towards it. Maybe they were running from something, maybe they were going to something, but the thunder was loud and very obvious. I don't care. I just want to be with you. I don't care how dangerous it looks. I just want to be here for you. Greg. Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright,

And do you have to go through this checklist? We're going into this canyon? Okay, alright, alright, you're grabbing me. I just have to go because I want to pay with you. Kendra, I get it, Yes, I get it, but we're going into this canyon and I don't care how dangerous. We have a safety checklist, ok okay, okay, we gotta go through it, fly through them quickly because I can't stress enough. I want to be okay. Alright, alright, okay, truck up on the side of the truck, said ranger.

The guy comes out clearly used the ranger. I don't care if he plans to arrest us for stresspassing. I just want to be with you. What are you guys doing out here? Oh? No, hey, it's exploring. What you know there's a thunderstorm? Or did you hear that noise? Are you guys? Are you are? It's me, It's it's it's me. It's Jack Anderson. Yeah, the Explorer. I'm Jack Anderson, the Explorer. I wait, from the TV show You're Not jacking? Yeah? From Jackson show me some I d Jonathan Holy shit. Yeah,

I love your show man man. Yeah, we're you just look different. You got a beard on or something or it like you did, just look different. I didn't reconnize. Yeah, you know, I've been growing the beard out and mean, my my best girl. We're gonna We're gonna go down into the canyon, no matter how dangerous it is. He man, Yeah, I've watched your show. I know what you can and can't do. You do whatever you need to do. Man, you go out there, just so if anybody, any of

the rangers asks you, don't tell them. I said that you can go up there. All right, Terence, I see your name Terence, Terence, but there's a Terrance to who also works here. Just make sure you don't. It's with the name mind the Knee. You know my show. You know what we're gonna be. We're just gonna be looking to see what the earliest like you know, cave drawings are. How early was you talk and humanized? That's what we're gonna do. Believe this. We're gonna go check out. Man.

You know you know my game. It's all about human Nobody's gonna believe you. Man, Okay, it's not you. That's when he lost his girlfriend to the thunderstorm. The lightning came straight down and write her from the top of her head down to the tip of her dead. No, Kendra, Kendra, Kendra, all right, I'm so sorry. Whoa we're happening over here. By the way, Torrance, how did you guys got here? We drove me here. I who told you you could come down here? I just go, man, that's just my thing.

I go places I don't I don't get permission. I just And now it's killed someone, Terence. So you want to tell me why there was a couple down by the canyon in the middle of a thunderstorm. Wait what, I didn't see any couple there. I don't lie to me, Terence. I'm not lying to you. You honestly think if I would have seen somebody like Jack and Ship. Hold on, that was Jacket. Yeah, that was Jack Anderson. You saw him to him and his lady. Well his lady is dead,

but that was Jacket. What she That was him from the show? Yeah, from the show. He has a beard. Jack Anderson ended up having to bury the girl that he had aided for a brief amount of time, and he was a guest on a few different talk shows. Everybody couldn't help but ask him about what happened to his lady partner, rather than when his new show is going to come out. So I'm so excited that you're here. Thank you for having me. And um, I know that the producers have been wanting to teach on the show

for a long time, really long time. Big fan. That's our producer, that's Jeff, big fan. Are you doing? Thanks for being a Thank you for being so great that I would want to be a fan. So you got a new show coming out? Do you want to tell us a little bit about it? It's happened to the girl? Well, it was clear we who were gonna go back to the Kender story. There was the gods, you know, the did you murder hair? No, I didn't know. She was a lovely girl. It just a range of you talk

took her away much too quickly. But if we could talk about my show adventure is now well we'll get to that. Let me ask you a question. Before Candrew, you dated another girl. Do you remember a girl named Gina? Well, guess what, Gina remembers you too. Gina, come on out here, it's me. You remember me? Do you remember me? None of this? And then I'm back. You thought I was never gonna be back, but now I'm big. Jana came out from behind the studio audience or wherever these guests

usually come from. She had a white streak of hair, that ran through her dark black hair, and all of her melanin was split down the middle. It's hard to explain, but basically she looked like she had been struck by lightning directly on the top of her head. And this was the aftermath. I was not briefed on this our interview. You brought another one of your horrors to the canyon and got them struck by line into Look at that, sister, It's I'm cursed. Okay, everyone at home. Every woman that

I've ever loved has been struck by lining. It's how do you want to hear you in the camera? You want? You want to know that? Of course, years went by because Jack Amerson lost this show. He was down and out and he was still looking for love, so he decided to check out the most new dating app to see what he could find. Bro, have you seen this one? This is the most new dating app. Have you seen it called? It's called I'm Scared of Lightning App? Every

single every single check on this app. She's scared of lightning, so she will go out of her way to avoid lightning at all costs. So I saw it. Light barkeep barkeep light for me, my friend? How do I click down. Okay, look at her, Look at her. How scared she seemed to be of lightning. I just figured this was your your kind of thing, you know, because so many of your girls died from from lightning, so you want to avoid it. At that point, they both decided to go

out or a cigarette break. Jack didn't smoke, but his partner Bart was a big smoker. Hey, Brosanna, is there a storm coming. I'm gonna go check it. I'm gonna go investigate. When people come, win me, be careful. It's expanded to my friends. No. That's when Jack realized that is cursed and only select the ones that he loved romantically, but also he loved in general, his friends, his lovers. He didn't know it was next you boys recording all this. He gotta go here. You you were Mr Host and

you and you have do you audio? Guy? You're gonna go You're gonna get killed. Get away from this bargain. I'm sure it's fine. Can I get you do it my check real quick quick? Go one. Luckily I did all my audio after the fact, so I wasn't even close to them when they were outside in the storm. This is this is American's Live I'm Your Host, Sorry with producer Andy. Our special guest contributor for this episode

is Scott Palmerston. In our show, we will be using our Trustee Sentence Generator to bring you a story in three improvised acts. This week's theme, partnership, could range from anything from friendship to romantic relationships to even your family partnerships the whole spectrum. Stay with us Act one. His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row, also to wake up to banana

pancakes every other day. He had these very childish fantasies, ones that he never let go of, even from childhood and his adulthood. He wanted to be treated like he was a kid on vacation. Is That's the thing I don't get about Ben. He's you know, he's he's successful. He's what you're You're a hedge fund manager. And here's the thing, like I just been missing you know, yeah, I just don't meet that. I just I've just really tapped into that, which makes me young Adam, you know,

young Adam. That's head. I just want to be able to enjoy and take care of the kid inside who just wants to have fruit loops. Who just wants to play Mega Man three over and over again. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. You have a hard time focusing on your adult responsibilities when you have these childish wants. I respect for your coming from. I don't think they're childish wants. I think it's who I am. Ultimately, Yeah, I live in a house with other people, don't pay

a lot of rents. We also made sure not to give him any responsibility, all right. You know, we knew we wouldn't be able to handle him because his eyes. Yeah, Mega manitry the other plan and having kids. He has three kids. The state took the kids away. Yeah, I have three. I have three kids. Yeah, child Protective Services took those kids away. There, that's right, you know, like like everybody has just kind of agreed that he not

to have any responsibility. But just which is fine, Okay, Well if we look at we don't look at Richard dreyfuss In. You know, Mr Holland's opus no in close encounters. He gets called to something greater and nobody calls him a dead beat dad. He leaves his family and he he goes back to the us. I'm just going back to the mud. I've never I've never seen that movie because some of us just don't have time to sit and watch movies all there. You know. I just say,

this is what all my college friends are like. They come into town and they you know, they like, we're not gonna give him any responsibility at the reunion, and you don't have to. I mean, but I'm gonna go to the reunion. We're all gonna enjoy ourselves. And how are you going to get there? I'm gonna figure it out. How are you going to get to the reunion? Get his license suspended? Richard Dry He was walking up and down the freeway with a backpack and a devil bag

filled with clothes. He had every intention of making it to the reunion, but no idea how to get there. And he was three thousand five miles away. Oh oh, probably gone with that guy. I don't know how much out are you gonna get out here? Guys, it's just, you know, it's just it's just me kind of walking my path and kind of being out here. It's really, uh, you know, there's not much to this. It's just living with the inner child who I didn't listen to for

a very long time. That's why I started a family. That's why I went into banking, and it didn't do well with it because you know, I wasn't Adam Adam? Is that you? Derek Schopinski? All right? What are you doing out here in the middle of nowhere? I watch I'm headed to the reunion. Man was his best friend from high school and seen him in over ten years or whenever the reunion time span between that, and they

just picked up right where they left up. I haven't seen you years and class ninety nine when we graduated together. That's crazy. Have you been up to you? You were always a real go getter. I'm sure you went none to do great things. I mean, yes, yes I did. Do you end up having any kids? I had? Yeah? Ware where that? Why don't you bring him? Well? There they live with their mom. Now, I oh that they moved out to Colorado? Actually, oh yeah, and I'm here.

I actually live in Venice. I'm not. I'm not too far from the hotel where they're doing the reunion. Okay, okay, you must have some high power job out here, and that's why that's why your family had to move to the Colorado. Is that is that what you're doing? It's cold out here, man, Do you want to get in so warm up a little bit? Sure? You have a question for you? Yeah? Have you seen Mr Holland's Opus, No, Close, counter, close Encounters and the Third Kind? Have you seen them? Yeah?

The Richard Drivers movie My Store is gonna make a lot more sense. When don't we get in there and let's get let's get to get all right, Okay, They started making their way to the high school reunion. He didn't want to tell the truth that he actually hit checked his way all the way from Colorado, all the way back to Venett's, California, where he had all started, and he's tried to explain the concept or at the

story of those encounters? Are the third kind? Too? His best friend, but kept thinking it was what about Bob so the aliens? I don't I don't get when when did the alien and starts psychoanalyzing Bill Murray? No, No, billmers out in this one. It's um, it's a Richard Dreyfless. It's a yeah, it's a Steven Spielberg movie. I don't think Spielberg did. What about bomb? I gotta tell you just between the kids and between work, I just haven't

had much time to watch many movies. Oh man is At that moment, he realized he also didn't have any place to stay. His plan when he arrived to the Union was to kind of camp out near the beach. But now that he ran into his best friend, he figured you'd ask him for a place to cratch. All right, guys, it's good to see Aliah. I'm gonna I'm gonna head home to the fam. Alright, Hey, Adam, you keep in touch. Alright,

uh quick? Yeah, yeah, what's up? You know you're talking about talking about that garage out back that you're you guys are gonna turn into an airbnb, Like, yeah, yeah, I mean do you need to help about that? I'm good with the hammer. I mean, would it be art if? I don't know. Uh, we got so much disposable income that we we we just hired people to do that stuff. But but hey, anytime you want to pay the a night to h to stay in it, you're you're welcome to come come hang out. Man, it was really good

to see. I'm gonna, I'm gonna head out now, I'm gonna I'm gonna go. Um, why Why are you standing between me and the door man with there's something something you need? You're pressing kind of hard on my chest? Man? What what? What he are you trying to? Hey, hey, hey, are you trying to seduce me for some sort of a monetary favor? That's currency on the streets. Adam, Are you sure everything's going okay with you? I got that's my tongue. Yeah, and that's my that's my tongue. Stop? Stop, Adam?

What's going on with you? Many now talk to me. Adam had no choice, but let's bill the beans. In this particular case, he actually had a bag of beans in his pocket that build out when he sat down. But then he did confess about what was going on in his life, about how he lost his kids and how he was kind of living in the streets in a way. And yeah, it's not great. And I I kind of wake up most days thinking, like Megan, like have I made the redding, you know, decision? And and

and like I have screwed up so much? But but but maybe it's good. Maybe it's good to listen to your inner child and try to trust it. But but I I don't live anywhere and I trade low for favors, and uh, Derek, I'm just kind of in a way. I'm just kind of in a way. All right, Well, I guess if you want, you can you can come stay in the I mean the airbnb isn't isn't finished yet, but you can come hang out tonight until you get on your feet. But I mean we gotta hurry though,

before this bean stains sets in pants. He took him up on his offer and moved into the house, started rebuilding the out house and or whatever back house it was into an Airbnb, and he started making his own banana pancakes for himself. But the banana pancakes started catching on. Everybody wanted to bite. Good morning, Honey, good morning, Good morning, Adam, good morning. So what's your breakfast pancakes? Adam was just leaving. Yeah, I just wanted to say thank you. I I got

the lease for a little venice. Oh, I got it something at the Dorosey Dorothy. Hi. We saw that you guys have this place up for rent on on Airbnb. We just decided we wanted to forego that, maybe avoid some of the fees. I heard you guys have some banana pancakes that come with the room. Yes, our house guests, he makes them, don't you. We would like to book for a week. Is that possible, Well, it's already booked

because Adam staying here. But you know what, honey, what you head out and make make some extra room for these guests here? Not leaving my own house. Well, I gotta make these pancakes. So I got a brook and mortar for these pancakes opening up in Venice. I got this place. I mean, things are looking pretty good for me. Now Adam makes pancakes. What do you bring to the table? Honey? Wait? Wait? Why why don't have to leave my own house? Adam?

You come in here, breathe into town, you make my family pancakes, and now I have to leave my own house. My kids are gonna be here. I have figured everything out and they'll be here in a little bit. And I don't want that kind of kidding a tune in my house? Dad? What's going on? Bryce? This is your new home. What are you surprise about? Bro? You don't know his kid was fucking twenty one years old. It's up. I should have never stopped to pick you up at him.

My whole life isn't shambles now because of you. Adam. There there, Rice, don't cry, I'm not crying. You've upset my boy. I'm just happy for you. Dad. You found a new place, a new home, this is my place, and a new wife and a new house. I'm gonna meet your new wife. Yeah, this is Cassie. This is Cassie. You mean your wife in a few weeks maybe, dude, Yeah,

great job. Totally forgive me for abandoning us. I asked you to wait until after he left to write the news to him we're gonna marry, But I get excited. I get Oh. Look, I'm just following my bliss right now. You know, goddamn had'm beant taking over his whole life, his wife, his kids, even his job that he had, and then he quit the job for him and then went into banana pancakes full time. Boss. Don't worry that

these reports are gonna be You're fine anyway. Why why didn't you say you quit and and you send me an email to say go forth myself? No, I would never do that. Yeah you did. You're at it, kid. Wait a minute, I smell banana pancakes. Yeah, so what I like pancakes and sometimes of the banana variety. Boss, you gotta listen. There's not much time. I didn't send you that email. I did not quit. Oh yeah, there's this guy at him. I went to school with him. Oh come on, he took my family, he took my wife,

he took my airbnb, he took my house. The airbnb is part of the house. Now he's taking this job for me. How's he taking the job if he got your fire? Dumb ship? Did out of here? Adam? Come out here? Adam break Rome. He's not here. I don't even know what the funk you're talking. I can smell the banana pancakes. Look what I gotta got a pancake. Gotta listen, pancake Adam. I hdmatized everybody in Derek's life, his boss, his friends, his wife, his kids who we

actually haven't even met yet. But it doesn't matter. Adam has everything or took it anything from Derek. What do they stay friends? Who knows? Coming up? Back to the first word from our esteemed sponsors, stay with us. Back to the interview. Get to know our guest for this episode, Scott Palmerson, So how long have you been listening to the show I've been listening to it for a week. Oh nice, big fan, so a long time listener. Yeah, and uh, tell us what you do what? I'm an

actor and I'm a singer. Nice. And then I do other stuff to kind of like I'll pay the bills while I being an actor and not stuff. And then uh friends with Andy uh and we uh who did And he was like, you want to come do this stuff? And I was like, yeah, it sounds great and he was like, since I've been such a long time listener and it's such a I'm such a big fan, and yes, I want to be a part of it. I was a fan of friend, now much more a part. Are you a big fan of musicals? Yes? I got really

into musicals. What's your favorite one? Probably a Little Shop of Horse. Have you ever thought about maybe turning your own life into musical? I'm actually writing it right now. It's a Little Shop of Horrors, the one um where Rick Moranus turns his kids into tiny, tiny people they turn in where they shrink tiny and then then and then he has to find them because he's trying. And then there's a sequel right where he has a friend

and they're a Canadian they drink out a beer. L A story, yes, is no l A story is the one where the man has two brains. No, that's wrong, It's called animaniac. That's true. Um, you know the one you're referencing is that he it's like a Sereno di Bergiac whatever you ever pronounced that. It's like that. That's Ghostbusters. You're right, I'm sorry. It is Ghostbusters, the new one that came out yea with Brian Doyle Murray. Yes. Do you remember the first time that you decided you wanted

to be? What was the first Do you want to be an actor? Do you want to be singer? What was the first thing you even wanted to be? And if it was something else, you can go and tell us, like, what was the very first thing you wanted to be growing up? Probably singer? My grandfather was a kind of I sent my professional opera singer saying with my dad

and so both of them. I mean, every I grew up seeing my dad new shows every Christmas would be like my grandfather would sing, my mom would play piano, my dad would sing, and then my sister ended up singing. But everyone in my family is like a high quality musician.

Or high level and did amazing things. So I was singing first, but then I would just go to my dad's shows over and over, and he was in like, was it expected for you to have the pipes or did you discover that you had them later on in life? Kind of a bit of both. I love to draw, and so I drew as a kid, like I learned. I would study the like the covers of Disney VHS and I would study the Simpsons and study the Ninja journals in Garfield and everybody and I would learn how

to draw those things. And that was kind of like I'm the drawer while everyone else just like singing. And then at my eighth grade moving up ceremony, I was like, I'm just sing imagine. I just knew I'll sing imagine, And everyone in my class was like what. And I, as a kid, you know, he was like, Oh, this attension is good. And I knew that I kind of

wanted this thing, kind of wanted to discover it. So at that point it was a little bit of huberty and a little bit of I think I like this, even though it was kind of being a little defiant, little younger. Did your voice crack in the middle of the song. Did you going to puberty? No? I never did. I remember my voice getting deeper like when I became a man. You know, we actually have some clips of your childhood in a family full of opera singers in

our archives. Have you cleaned your room? Why cleaned this morning? Fall? Don't talk back to me. I was not talking you. I was Scott. Yes, all you have a phone call from a girl. She wants to talk to you. She is on the phone. She's just a friend. So just just a friend. Fall. It was my name Cold. Hello. Are you upset the fact that the girls and more interested in your brother who didn't exist? Jesus Christ, I

mean a little bit. When I started to sing, it was a point in my life when I would have done anything to like get the attention of like the opposite sex. Did it work, by the way, did what work? It's singing? Definitely? Once I knew that, like because for me as a kid, one way that I kind of like flipped bullying was I'll draw something for you, right, yeah, Hey, you the bully. What do you want do you want to like Simpson? Do you want this? What do you want? Like?

And I'll draw it and I that's kind of how I negotiated with kind of that as a kid, so like he eventually turned it into singing like don't beat me up, ling and singing for you. I think I think that I realized if I was good at stuff, that that could be a protective thing. And I think that's something I discovered later. We actually have some of that in the archives. Fun this. Yeah, where's your fucking money? Dude? It's right here? It is is the monopoly on a skateboard?

Like at that. We're not fall for that this time, dude. No, man, it looks pretty Chris, pretty badass. We talked about this Christ and said that we're gonna get money this time. People are fucking bullying. Yeah yeah, where's that? More money? Okay? Alright, alright, alright, no more games, no more games, no more talents. We just wanted money, dude, alright, tired of the drawings? Do you want either of you to be cut in half? Because I've also been practicing magic. I don't know, man,

getting cut in half? How about you, Dicky, Dicky? You I'll cut dicken Hams. I don't know, you know, like magic? Dude? Alright, sure we got off fine, here we go. Alright, get into this cardboard box. Okay, I'm in and look this, look this this, and now he's into to look that. He's in two and now he's back together. He's fine, he's fine. He's one body. But he was separated. You know what, that was pretty great? You know, just just get this half the money, then half to half the

money we agreed about. Get your hand off my how my shirt does my Ninja turtles? Last thing? You guys look like you love a good impression. Well yeah, what if I would tell you guys have been working on a Jack Nicholson impression and that'll be as good as money, and it'll make your bellies life? Would you guys like that? Who's that? I'd be willing to knock a few points off the principle if you if you can knockout all right, didn't go for it? I really okay with that? Alright?

Can My mom's gonna be here any second? Okay, he's picking me up. I mean I gotta go. Okay, here we go. You call that mom. There you go, that's my Jack Nicholson. Pretty good? Pretty good? I mean you get to still want my money? Any bullys in tonight any bullis I'm a bully, alright? Uh knock knock, Yeah, who's used there? Let me do it, dude, who's there?

Jack Nichols? Call back? Salad call back? Okay, good, Okay, give us one tenth of the money that we agree ever the year, alright, one tenth of them unless you do a really good John c Riley. Who the fund is that? Dude? I don't know who the funk that isn't he didn't do it? Anyways? You want me to go forward like, you know, like thirty years and uh like into like a you know, like into Sermonox California and I can do it. Yeah, do you want to do that? Okay? Okay, okay, count with me? Three one? Yeah.

So I did a John c Riley impression for John c Rale than you did about it. I had a friend and I'll play with him and I went and chatted with him and I just said, I just want to really want to do this, and I just was bald. I was like, because I'm right here. My my voice is a little deeper, but I do I do have a bit of that Ray Romano kind of the way Jim Henson would talk. And Jim Henson was in interviews and you know, uh so, but the closest for me

is John c Riley. So I'm right here, I have a pretty harsh American accident back my throat, and then John c Riley's right up here. He's just right there. And then if I slow down, you know, but I really have to slow down, I goes just you know this it's a weird thing, you know, and it's so it's right, it's really close, and it's a I think it's the closest to my act work. So it happened when you did the impression of John c Riley for

John c Riley. He was very nice about it. He goes, he was like, I don't know what ione thinks that sounding like that. I don't sounding like that, and he was kind of like he humored me. He was very sweet about it. And then we all went to the bar and like he was just a gentleman. He's really nice. You know. I think we have a voice matching auditions for John c Riley and our archives. Alright, John c

Riley voice matching auditions first stop Ray Romano. I'm gonna record, I'm gonna record, all right, John c Riley voice matching auditions. Kermit the Frog is Crimit the frog here. Uh, we just wait for the green light and then we're going to cool. Yes, it's on go. I'm gonna recket caught John c Riley voice matching audition, Scott Palmerson, I'm gonna record. Holy sh it, that guy sounds just like John c Riley. If only my producer can do an oppression of somebody

who can move a scene forward. Thank you for being part of the show, Scott. Hope you having a good time. This is great coming up at three. First, a word from our sponsors who make this high quality program possible. Stay with us. At three. The growth old man sat in the back of the bait shop, grumbling to himself

as he scooped out a handful of worms. He had been running the bait shop for many years in this small town, but he started noticing that you, or and fewer teenagers who were coming to visit his bait shop at this lake. He wondered, why one day I'm gonna get shop one s the world. He keeps saying that, here we are. He keeps saying it, well, for this list serves the year I'm going this year? Why do you think you've had a hard time, you know, following

through with your plans? Well, because I mean be a busy part of fishing season. I risking him trapped here, starts out to say, you know, I've got these big plans and then just get some busy. They keep saying that he's always busy. Seems like there's you and fewer teenagers showing up to the lake as opposed before when that was pretty much you only clientele. So why do you think you're still so busy? Maybe we are just don't want to go. I'm just afraid it's settled in.

Maybe are just no deep down there was nothing out there for me, and I've got her if arms. My buddy Devin here names there should be a lot of teenagers here, but there's not. Some teenager. I chuck full. The teenager showed up. Oh man, what you get it here? We got worms? Welcome in a long time. You got worms, bro fruit what fishing? Fishing? Tell me more? Definitely breaks up your collar. Come on, look, look, look alive. We got teenager from here finally, and my tickers are going

the mom my hair. Look, my hand is shaking you too, weirdest you link, you weirdo. What is fishing definite possible? Look to these people don't know what fishing is. Have to get on our fishing teaching. Perhaps put them on a kid about fresh kids were being very disrespectful. Clearly they went there to go fishing, but just to peruse the lake. Be consumers of what nobody knew. The first thing you can learn about fishing. Oh no, damn, let's

go from the town. Alright, alright, everyone from the town fish. You should the worm border next one, dude, you due, Devin, You did the hook and you throw it in the ocean and you say, oh, I want to get a fish. I want to get a fish from fish. Now all the kids say, I want to fish. I want to fish. I want to fish water fish. You want to fish? Wish fresh straight fish. That's actually I'm sorry, any questions, Yeah, what's fishing? What do we love it? Top? Okay, the

kid's never going to just do the concept. So they just decided to produce the lake like they usually did, drinking, making loud, obnoxious noises, getting naked, jumping in the lake, basically doing what teenagers do. Love. That's my favorite noise, make cube. But I just can't get that song out of my head, you know, the one the guys were singing, we should they firshould take They split in. I don't want to fish. I want to fish. You want you know? Yeah? Yeah?

Like I mean, you know what it is. It's crush. These natty lights have made out with Becky and I just go I just want to fish, I know, I said, and at the head of the canoe and masturbated, are you serious? And I didn't even get the song out of my head. I think I was there, commune, come on you come on me onto the dock. Come on here, I help you onto the dock. Let's come over you if you go ahead, all right, walk with me. They realized they were being followed by who they didn't know

they could just heal it. Did you hear that? You? Yeah? What what if we're those guys? What if like we're then? What if we grow up to beat them? Or what if we are them? Now? What if we are there? What if we are they? What if we are they? What if we are they? What if maybe you know, what if we are you know? What if we are that that? What if we are that? I think it's that I don't know, it's just the higher pitch one like the one who was like a little more frail.

Who who? He looks alone like you, don't you think? And yeah, and the other one looks like I don't know, looks like my dad. It looks like me. He looks like my uncle. I just would have in a way. We're all kind of whales old men at the bait shot. What is that noise? There's someone following us that blog. They walked up to a wall of photos next to the cabin. They started noticing all the old men were

different versions of them. All the photos look like different versions of them, banning from the eighteen hundreds to present. Ro Look at this guy, wo whoa, this guy looks just just like you. And this guy looks just like you. And this guy looks just like me. Look at that yeah, that one right there, and this guy looks just like looks just like Adam Madam school, Yeah, the one who would to be a banker, right And I heard I think he went on to be a banker. I thought he.

I think that he went on to be Why they knew it. They were both kids hating into another cabin stat down in two chairs, didn't know what was going on? Tell you what we're gonna do to your kids? In song him all right, then we're pulling her on her fish and then we slashed the year and we're hearing the driven the nut and then I'll go to question myself because am hurting me in the younger phone in the time continuum me, violence is down. We maybe maybe

we don't guilt. He's to a young man because that technically because there and if you stab me here you'll canceling out. I mean, this is how you two are, right, you work things out in the moment. It's us whoa well the right. So then they have to let us go because if they don't let us go. Yeah, it's like that movie with with Bruce Willis, Joseph Joseph Gordon Levitt. Remember yeah, no, no, no, no, Romancings don't know. That's the one that has Michael Douglas. Remember might to host

the Michael host Show to talk. You had to change it to Michael Keaton because Michael Douglas has already taken No Michael Keaton. You're thinking of the girl who played Annie Hall. Michael Keaton was Annie Hall. Now that is as good as it gets. Technicals with the Jack Nicholson. No that hed Keanu Reeves as a doctor. I'll be honest days Jack who the dug is, the producer Andy and her special contributor Scott Allomason. I'm your host, sorry and this was This is Americans Live and this next time.

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