In this episode Ali forgets to upload the podcast for this week (again?) and will neither confirm not deny such allegations, more topics include dunking politicians in Italy, Tucker Carlson, SUV crash in Houston, Lost woman turns up in Puerto Rico, Woman only gets probation for raping a 13 year old, Several kids get stabbed by their mother, Ripley's Believe it or not True and False and other trending/current news this week. If you like the show please make us some cheese cake. Send us a text Int...
Mar 12, 2023•1 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 43
In this episode Ali and Andrew talk: PA Airport Explosives https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-stopped-airport-explosive-concealed-checked-luggage/story?id=97562616 Supreme Court Says No https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-supreme-court-trump-biden-election-850929590422?utm_source=ForYou&utm_medium=HomePage&utm_id=Taboola Racist Dilbert? https://time.com/6259311/dilbert-racism-scott-adams/ Local Chik-Fil-A Says no kids under 14 anymore https://www.wpxi.com/news/trending/pennsylvania-chick-fi...
Mar 04, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 42
In this episode Ali and Andrew talk about Richard Ward, Saucon Valley Satan Club, Nebraska meat packing facility facing child labor accusations, Tucker Carlson, A 2,000 year old dildo, Cancer making someone Irish, The Kool Aid Challenge, Childhood American Propaganda and other things that go bump in the day. If you like the show carve Andrew a small wooden horse. Send us a text Intro/Outro music Courtesy of Jay Poj SC: https://soundcloud.com/jay-poj Support the show...
Feb 25, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 41
In this episode Ali and Andrew ask what happened in Ohio, Fetterman hospitalized for clinical depression, The China US Balloon War, Can mass shootings be studied and prevented?, The Buffalo shooter is guilty, The Michigan State shooting and what we know so far, PA Death Penalty, German Facials, What happened to Isiah Cordero, Scientology and other trending/current events. If you like the show listen to it in reverse ;) Send us a text Intro/Outro music Courtesy of Jay Poj SC: https://soundcloud.c...
Feb 18, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 40
In this episode Ali and Andrew start a petition for a more inclusive Barbie Doll, Nazi Scum kill electricity of 45,000 people in Baltimore, Have you ever seen a horse eat a man? Andrew has and lives to tell its tale, China's Happy Birthday Balloon, Fish Scams Youtube Streamer and steals her credit card, An old woman is dead (Not really) and lives to tell her tale, Desantis continues his war against Disney, Kid at a hockey game gets his lights punched out by your dad, Big EGG is fucking you over ...
Feb 11, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Season 1Ep. 39
In this episode Ali and Andrew discuss lost letters, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Is "Woke" in PA schools, Sasha Baren Cohen prank, AI Robots, MJ goes shopping, School shootings and Banned Words from Stanford. If you like the show goooooood jobbbbbb. (Courtesy of my 3 year old) #society #culture #comedy Send us a text Intro/Outro music Courtesy of Jay Poj SC: https://soundcloud.com/jay-poj Support the show...
Feb 04, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Season 1Ep. 38
In this episode Ali learns of the black alien project. The guys discuss Doomsday clock, Free Docs for everyone's Mama, Santa's DNA, Mass Shootings and why they happen, Montco woman accused of Killing Parents suspended from teaching job, Slap Fight League, Wife Agrees to shoot terminally ill husband, Pink Floyd controversy. Weird signs and other taboo topics. If you like the show spend some time on Send us a text Intro/Outro music Courtesy of Jay Poj SC: https://soundcloud.com/jay-poj Support the...
Jan 28, 2023•1 hr 31 min•Season 1Ep. 37
In this episode Ali and Andrew talk Swedish dance permits, OG Blood letting, Banned baby names, The $50 million dollar cocaine turtle, pig fest, Ron Jeremy, The Kentucky Kill List, Boston Dynamics Robot is coming for you, Hockey guy says no rainbows, George Santos and other trending/current events. If you like this podcast play it while you eat some ice cream today, you deserve it pal. Send us a text Intro/Outro music Courtesy of Jay Poj SC: https://soundcloud.com/jay-poj Support the show...
Jan 21, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Season 1Ep. 36
In this episode Ali and Andrew talk Eddie Murphy Tips for Success, The Always inside your house flying Ring Drone, Postal THEFT, Wells fargo VP peeing on a woman, Socialist Democrats Convention and why they're babies, Biden forgetting classified docs, Every lie George Santos told (if that's even his real name), Merry Xmas you have cancer texts and other current/trending topics. If you like the show run for congress and lie about every single thing you say. (No animals were harmed in the making o...
Jan 14, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 35
In this episode Ali and Andrew talk 2023, Nickelodeon cover up, Canada shooting, Tesla murders, Baby serial killers, Pirate Bay, Pope Benny, Andrew Tate's arrest, Idaho murders and other trending/current events. If you like this show send a picture of your face to: @Scryy on Instagram Send us a text Intro/Outro music Courtesy of Jay Poj SC: https://soundcloud.com/jay-poj Support the show...
Jan 11, 2023•1 hr 52 min•Season 1Ep. 34
In this episode Ali and Andrew talk Trump's digital cards, Subs in Prisons, Tik Tok banning, Now Hiring all Santa's, Black Death, The Mystery of the Impaled Pumpkin, Our hometown Starbuck's Unionizing and why that's bad, Nuclear Fusion Breakthrough, Is Michael Jackson a pedo, Mummy gettin Funny and other trending/current events. If you like the show play it for a friend the next time they are crying. Send us a text Intro/Outro music Courtesy of Jay Poj SC: https://soundcloud.com/jay-poj Support ...
Dec 17, 2022•1 hr 38 min•Season 1Ep. 33
In this episode Ali and Andrew talk Dueling families, Trump in Contempt, Viktor being traded for Brittney, Space/Time, MTG being dumped for Nick Fuentes, Building roads on the moon, Would The Office get cancelled today, Balenciaga BDSM Scandal, Delete the Constitution, Bull Cum, Monks getting Litty, NC grid attack and The Boy in the Box. If you like the show send Christmas Gifts to Andrew. He absolutely LOVES Christmas. Send us a text Intro/Outro music Courtesy of Jay Poj SC: https://soundcloud....
Dec 09, 2022•1 hr 31 min•Season 1Ep. 32
In this episode Ali and Andrew talk turkey, Elon, Nazi's, FIFA, Steve Jesus Sandals, T-Rex's weight gain, KILLER SALLY, Pepsi, Where's my jet, Elizabeth Holmes, Missing for 51 years and finally coming home, YE vs. TRUMPF, some poor kid is falsely accused of trying to meet up with a minor for seggs and other trending/current events. If you like the show leave us a review, con flabbit. Send us a text Intro/Outro music Courtesy of Jay Poj SC: https://soundcloud.com/jay-poj Support the show...
Dec 02, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 31
In this episode Ali and Andrew talk GOP taking the house, Taylor Swift and Ticketmaster, Marcello and his wife are not doing well, A hero drinks 12 energy drinks in 10 minutes, People are licking toads and frogs, Art made of Poop, Lab Grown meat gets approved by the FDA, The Killings in Idaho, 2 friends fight and 1 dies, WW3 nearly started, Darrell fuckface sentenced to multiple life sentences and other trending/current events. If you like the show send a postcard of Pee Wee Herman to: 1100 S. O...
Nov 18, 2022•1 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 30
In this episode Ali and Andrew talk midterm election 2022, a 27 year hermit, Palmer Luckey and his death Oculus, Slavery is finally banned in TN, 1911 ad on how to properly kiss a girl, WWI Xmas Peace, Oldest prisoner at Gitmo gets to go home, Hammer Time, PC plates, Satanic Panic baby, Elon musk and Twitter and a stank ass bitch ass ho ass orchid. No animals were harmed in the making of this particular episode. Note: *Alexander the great ruled in BC not AD. Send us a text Intro/Outro music Cour...
Nov 11, 2022•2 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 29
In this episode Ali and Andrew talk Darrell Brooks, The Brady Bunch, Kanye (again), Someone buries a whole ass car, Clarence Thomas saves Lindsey Graham, RABBITS, Fetterman v Oz, Angel Of Death coming to Netflix, Pain free tatts, Bees + Cops = One really happy ex-homeowner The Watcher and other trending topics from the week. If you like the show leave us a review on Apple or Spotify, I just learned it it helps grow the show. Then have a moment of silence for that one hamster you had as a kid. Se...
Oct 28, 2022•1 hr 38 min•Season 1Ep. 28
In this episode Ali and Andrew talk an update on Trump's case, Kevin Spacey acquittal, Hide your Elmo cause they be gettin it, Elon Musk and his burnt hair, Don't say the N-word, Wear glasses or 82,000 contact lenses, Kanye West, LV Company has been paying ISIS, Monty Python and other trending/current events. If you like the show, play it out loud and throw your phone down the sewer. Pennywise would like to hear it too. Send us a text Intro/Outro music Courtesy of Jay Poj SC: https://soundcloud....
Oct 21, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 27
In this episode Ali and Andrew are given surprise links by their significant others and go off the cuff. Things do get a little crazy. Listener Beware. If you like the show head down to Walmart and tell the cashier about this podcast... but you can't use the word "podcast". Send us a text Intro/Outro music Courtesy of Jay Poj SC: https://soundcloud.com/jay-poj Support the show...
Oct 14, 2022•1 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 26
In this episode and Ali and Andrew finish their talks about DAHMER (Spoiler Alert: Skip to 15:00 to skip all Dahmer talk) , Father and Daughter get into a shootout with cops, RIP Coolio, NASA make big rock go boom, Ukraine (maybe?) joining Nato, Man eats other man's peen and gets caught, The robots are coming, Edward Snowden is now a Россия Citizen, Customer gets that special sauce on their hot dog, Putin pretends parts of Ukraine are now Russia, nothing beats condom mic and other trending/curre...
Oct 07, 2022•1 hr 51 min•Season 1Ep. 25
In this episode Ali and Andrew discuss the mass sex abuse case in SC, Adnan Syed is FREE, Crazy Bike guys, Iran Protests, The CIA's new podcast, City of Bethlehem decreases police training, Rebel Raccoon, Vegan Executive goes wild, Chicken-Tok, Woke up this mornin' inside a coffin, DAHMER and other trending/current events. If you like the podcast play it on a 1990's boombox at your local library. Send us a text Intro/Outro music Courtesy of Jay Poj SC: https://soundcloud.com/jay-poj Support the ...
Sep 30, 2022•2 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 24
In this episode Ali and Andrew discuss Nazi candies, An Iowa teen is forced to pay her rapist restitution for murdering him, Baby Cocaine Wipes, OK inmate forced to listen to baby shark found dead, Channel 5 & Tim and Eric touch peens, Atomic Blast go BOOM, Man eats prehistoric bison meat, Donkey dongs, Dead vamp chick, 20 people beat up 1 guy in Minnesota, Desantis's eyebrows are up to no good again and other trending/current events. If you like the show, please play it at your local church...
Sep 23, 2022•1 hr 59 min•Season 1Ep. 23
In this episode Ali and Andrew talk The Queen's death, Dumbo not allowed in Russia, BLM executive allegedly embezzling millions, Philly stands up to some P-boys, Gym owner slaps some guy back into this mother, Marjorie gets snubbed, Young Johnny boy, The Nirvana baby sues Nirvana developments and people are getting high off of condoms. If you like the show send it to the last person who texted you. When they ask you what the show is about, don't answer them. Ever. Again. Send us a text Intro/Out...
Sep 16, 2022•1 hr 56 min•Season 1Ep. 22
In this episode Ali and Andrew talk Is god fake, a man walks the Earth, Trump declares he is prezzy (again..?), a cop gets schooled by an educated citizen, Biden's speech, cocoa powder is hydrophobic nerds, student loans getting taxed and a fun filled game of 21 questions. If you like this show, show it to a relative (alive or dead) Send us a text Intro/Outro music Courtesy of Jay Poj SC: https://soundcloud.com/jay-poj Support the show...
Sep 09, 2022•1 hr 57 min•Season 1Ep. 21
In this episode Ali and Andrew discuss the myth of Helen Keller (WARNING: that segment is not intended for all viewers and is riddled with not serious but very funny jokes), Shooting at a 12 step meeting, LA's homeless issue still persists, Ahmaud Arbery Case, Violent extremism, student loan forgiveness, Idiots at festivals, they fired Pete, Ali doesn't bring any links and other trending/current events. If you like the show, I like you. Send us a text Intro/Outro music Courtesy of Jay Poj SC: ht...
Sep 02, 2022•1 hr 54 min•Season 1Ep. 20
In this episode Ali and Andrew talk an AI predicts "the last selfie ever taken", Should hotels in LA be forced to take in homeless?, NC school district plans to put AR-15s in their schools, reversing aged brains, Donald buries his ex-wife at his now untaxed golf course, Alex Jones/Sandy Hook litigation, Would you eat candy 8 hours a day for 76k a year?, Loooooonnngggggg nails, Eminem's clone and our girl Brittany gets 9 years. If you like this podcast share it with Father Time so Ali can maybe g...
Aug 12, 2022•1 hr 52 min•Season 1Ep. 19
In this episode Ali and Andrew talk a cop kills a horse, a cop shoots another cop, Is anyone up, US wants to trade a gun dealer for Griner, Politicians play little league, An entire police department resigns over their new boss, FBI's investigation of Huawei, A NY bishop is robbed of 400K in jewelry, Kylie Jenner and her giant jet, Ukraine War, Weird shit in a Chinese nightclub and other trending/current events. If you like this podcast share it with a horse. Send us a text Intro/Outro music Cou...
Aug 06, 2022•1 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 18
In this episode Ali and Andrew talk a security guard shoots a homeless guy, a good ol' Disney crotch hug, straight bashing, Iran loves Putin, people stealing stuff from mailboxes in the Lehigh Valley, message in a bottle plus one dead, Dolphins like to smoke that good shit, Orange man doing orange things, Ali didn't bring links so he's trash and other trending topics/current events. If you like this show. Don't. Just. Nope. Send us a text Intro/Outro music Courtesy of Jay Poj SC: https://soundcl...
Jul 29, 2022•1 hr 45 min•Season 1Ep. 17
In this episode Ali and Andrew talk UBER lookin for a fight in these streets, San Francisco "drug dens", woman stabs an officer, Tylenol murders, standing outside your home when your black, old man hits a woman and gets what he deserves, more murder, Meth squatch and our mating calls, the devil goes down to Georgia, Garfield pollution and other trending/current topics. If you like the show let us hear your best Sasquatch call! Send to [email protected] Send us a text Intro/Outro music...
Jul 22, 2022•2 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 16
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Jul 15, 2022•1 hr 55 min•Season 1Ep. 15
In this episode Ali and Andrew discuss AI and is it alive, Yocco's loves Jesus dogs, Most Americans are living paycheck to paycheck (again), Uvalde police chief resigns, truck full of bodies, Amazon Alexa wants to be your dead grandma, can murderers change, Britney Griner faces up to 10 years, RIP Internet Explorer, a 10 year old needs an abortion and other trending/current events. If you like this podcast please share it with your dog. Send us a text Intro/Outro music Courtesy of Jay Poj SC: ht...
Jul 08, 2022•2 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 14
