#150 - "I have everything"

But I'm in the seaford still hot. Yeah, so was every girl from mean girls You know, I didn't have anything and no I have everything There's no audience episode 150 I'm telling you you're wrong. There's no SD card in there shit It won't let you hit the button if there's no recording thing in there You just hard ninja lunch mirror. Yeah, dude. I was trying to get that even ready I Do what do you we'll be right back after this?

Yeah, there's no ads well, we do have a patreon yeah Well, we do now I just set it up Give me money we used to have a buy me a coffee and then the link went nowhere Anybody actually buy you coffee fuck. No, okay? I'm just doing it just because if someone like stumbles upon there's like oh They seem kind of like nice folks These guys seem like nice folks. We're funny for the most part We're pretty cute. Yeah. Oh Welcome everybody. Take down that IP really quick

So I can hack your Nord VPN. That's not Nord Don't talk about the things I'm using you fucker. It's a I specifically did dox you But what am I really using oh, I know what you're Man, why is it not working? Oh, I'm not connected because you're not connected because why Terry I want a button thing down here so I can just because you know Oh, Terry bought me this for Christmas. I like so I can like have like buttons to push. Oh, yeah

Check this out. You can change the fucking you put your fucking media on there, dude Hey, what can you edit coffee like the background change it you can customize it? That's look I can launch watch this It opens you to It opens title It opens my search engine. It's hosted on my box. Hell yeah, sorry. It was my box. I love your box We were talking about his box last week. I have a clip of that I don't know that I have it on the thing. Let me get set up. See normally I would get set up a bit

Terry ninja. It's kind of pissing me off. It's just you know edit this out. It's not video. Oh, we don't do that Oh, no, it's live. You know we don't edit shit out. It's not why but we don't edit shit out Oh, I'm gonna try this will like mustard you guys. No, it's mine. Don't eat it It's not must okay, love Fuck Ah, hold on I gotta set up my sweet. It's plain. There's no sugar in it at all. It's sweet. Hell, yeah

It's not so actually this would be a good health around here. It's be good like I don't I don't buy Added sugars in it. Do you put you put yogurt in your like burritos? Like oh, I use sour cream. I use Greek yogurt. Yeah Added protein. Yep. I can't get salad you do it though. Oh That was a lot There's a lot of white stuff in your mouth. You like white stuff in your mouth Actually that donut only has it's like a it's like a like an off-white cream. Yeah, true

It's like a peepee cream. It dude. It is The cream in that donut is not a straight white cream. It's a fucking not white off-white It's like the color of the walls of my house right now before we paint them It's I think they call it like eggshell white. She is how do you? She is white. How do you the real question is How do you get well who comes up with these like paint colors for like colors? Like in the names for the color egg white

Yeah, it's like eggshell white or something. Yeah, how do you get that? It's just white How many how many colors of white do we have for paint? There's quite a lot and it's just white. Yeah But it's like you have like hospital white. What is hospital white? Just white? Well, I don't even know if that's actual me, but I just call it. Yeah, but it's like the sterile white

That's like super super bright white. They should call it sterile white or something like that. Yeah, I forget what it's called But like I want to be the person that comes up with those names So be that person. Yeah, I would just call my white the white Wait, terry, which is the one where you say is this it? What it's just my box I thought there's one where it says terry loves my box. Uh, it's terry loves my flow terry loves my flow

I thought I had it. I had one of you saying terry loves my box. I don't know if I have but I guess I clearly don't how long you guys have done it It feels like yesterday you started but like you guys been doing it for a while now 2022 20 was it 2022? Yeah, I think so. It was february 2022. It's like in february. Yeah, we're on three years. We're on 150. I wonder how many og listeners Yeah, all the bro. They're all from the get the early days They're all getting off on our box

Well, it's not your box. It's my box. Well, technically it's a combination of me and mike's box Oh terry, this is a new one. Listen to this. Okay, it's just a little schemer over here. I want money! That's what they enjoy yesterday because I was trying to do a plug. Oh, yeah, we have a patreon. This is what I said at the end of it Okay Yeah, we have a patreon so in the description or if you have a podcasting 2.0 app podcasting

Yeah, so support us and you'll be rockin our world. Yeah rock and terry's world. Yeah, I love it. I don't even know episode 150 Yes, we got a banger of a banger of a guest. Oh, yeah, what's up, Caleb? How's life being back from fucking Missouri? It's good It's good. Yeah, there's some aspects of Missouri I missed but was it just like dumping snow there when you left? Actually, yeah, we're cold or it was cold. They had that giant storm that rolled through so like the midwest where it was like

Snow in florida and shit on the beaches. Yeah To for so I drove through that all the way here I looked it up because I heard there was snow in florida and then I looked up like I think panhandle maybe but Just seeing snow on the beach in florida. It's like what the fuck? Yeah Yeah, global warming everything shut down. Yeah, it's global warming because it's snowing in florida We don't have it on you what what I don't think we're shout out to the natural girls. No, that's do you want the

We want the climate shit. No, well we got huge rain bombs. Do we do you have do we have one? Saying that we're climate influencers. No, is that just like what we talked about? I think that's what we just talked about. We should have something that says I do remember you guys talking about I think you were I don't know what episode you were on

I don't remember. I don't know. It's like I think one of them was labeled like I teach you the buffalo game Oh, and then the other one was like I take you to school or something like that The only way I could find it is based on the title if you knew the title One of them says like buffalo game and I think the other one. Oh the buffalo game I think and then the other one was like I take you to school or something

I don't remember what I talked about. I don't know when when when were you back give me like a time frame I know one of them was around when that f35 crashed which that's happened multiple times now Oh, dude one in Alaska. Just the other day just the other day at Elmendorf. Yeah, that's fucking crazy. Yeah Well, and then you have the civilian casualties rip. Oh, dude. It's so sad I I terry. I don't know if you know, well, have you looked at this one terry? What are you talking about?

I haven't really looked into it too much, but I know like I have clips. I have clips and It's a presentation for terry I've seen and I'm gonna explain it terry doesn't realize how big of a thing this is. Oh, yeah, it's huge No, I I've seen some like are you talking about I talk about the dc one. Yeah. Oh, you're talking about the dc one with the black Hawk. Yeah, yeah, I've seen the night vision clip of it. You watch it come in

The helicopter came in and slammed into the side of it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah All right terry. It's crazy. I'm gonna I'm gonna no, I've seen some of it Yeah, but but you don't understand terry. I don't understand the repercussions of it. No, okay, and I don't really want to fly there anymore. That's what I'm saying. Let me show you this and then I don't want to fly there anymore, dog So me and terry are going to dc In like a week. Oh really and we're flying into that airport a week and a half

And I'm about to put it here. Let me show you this. Oh, wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Here. It was on episode 81 Caleb takes the voice to therapy. Oh, that's what it was. Yeah, this I think this is the one that I saw So terry watch this. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen and I'm gonna have you pull out your phone And go to your app for our flight in the middle of this and I'm gonna say tell me what you see. Oh, okay

The smaller does the blackout, right? So this is the airplane right here. The smaller does blackout coming over here is the helicopter Yeah, the smaller dot At 847 p.m. An army blackout helicopter collided with a regional jet in the nation's capital The crash occurred over the Potomac River near Reagan national airport. I don't want to go I don't want to go

Relax, okay, just relax. Okay. Okay. It's one of the most restricted air spaces in the country But this particular area has long worried pilots like retired army officer daryl feller

That's probably the most dangerous spot on all those routes in dc. If you looked at that white path See how jagged it was Is they're trying to stay in there stay on the river path the path of the whole No, about why that area is so precarious the 33 mile radius around washington dc is considered a special flight rules area Pilots have to have advanced clearance from the faa to fly here and aircraft must have altitude encoding transponders among other things

Within that there's a 17 mile flight restricted zone around Reagan airport with even stricter rules And then there are prohibited areas around the white house national mall and the vice president's residence But even with the restrictions It's still one of the most congested air spaces in the country with civilian military police and other government aircraft Constantly operating to help manage this dc has designated helicopter corridors as well as altitude restrictions to keep everyone safe

So what happened during the crash? Data shows like stays along the the the helicopters have to go down the Potomac River basically Okay, I'll put the air army base up the Blackcock helicopter flying south down a helicopter corridor What the fuck is going on with this guy? Military officials this guy's flying drunk. No, that's their that's their path that they have to just stay out of air space And we're conducting an annual night training mission known as a check ride

Meanwhile, where can airlines flight? What's a check ride? So check ride is like when Um, you're gonna go get your full certification to be able to fly by yourself

You do a check ride to basically sign you off and be like yep, okay. I'm good So to be like if if you were training me And then I'll do a check ride at the very end of your training right Yeah, I've been training you for I think it's like two or three years that it takes for you to be a Helicopter pilot, okay You'd be like towards the very end And so there are certain check rides that you have to do to hit these marking points in order for you to continue on the training

So I don't know what exact check rides this was but you basically have to do a check ride It's like a test like you have to perform these certain maneuvers or we'll do a certain situation or something like that Okay, you did that. Okay, 42 was traveling north toward Reagan national It was originally supposed to land on runway one with a flight path that goes up the river

But at approximately 842 p.m. Minutes before landing the jet was told to use a different shorter runway Yeah, we can do uh 42 This wasn't the issue that's that they do that all the time they change from one to three three Usual but it meant the plane had to bow right before turning sharply left and cutting across the helicopter corridor A move that pilots say makes the jet hard for helicopters to see especially at a low altitude

What do you mean? I think the helicopter was too high. That was the problem. Well, so Um when I was overseas I did a lot of work in an atc tower and so like they I sat there for like hours while I was trying to figure out this it issue But he's like telling me all about being an atc controller and everything and he's like yeah We stack them at this feet and if you're you know, we'll stack them every 2000 feet and all this different thing and It's pretty insane, but I think atc, especially in dc

I can imagine but but but the the restriction the altitude restriction is Is 200 feet ceiling through this area. Oh damn. That's super low But it has to be because an airplanes are landing right? Yeah. No. Yeah, so the helicopter was too high But I got a question Was above 2000 which is its ceiling in that location. Okay, but wouldn't it?

But wouldn't you want to if you knew does atc know that the black heart is there atc controls all the airspace So the problem though is the military uses a different frequency Everywhere, yeah, then commercial and so I think the issue was like they were operating online a site in this location and the blackhawk Confirmed that he saw the airplane, but what he saw was a different airplane Well, what I think the atc and the atc person said

Because they confirmed that he saw the airplane and so the atc person I think saw it like oh great He sees the airplane. Yeah, no problem different one. Yeah, well, what didn't you like hear me out? Don't get me wrong Like what didn't you want to have instead of it going towards the airport? Why don't you want to have it cut across and go around?

But you can't necessarily do that based on the restrictions. I don't know. There's some other restrictions But yeah, I'm just saying as in like but wouldn't you know if like for instance Like if you said that the blackhawk They were lying aside or whatever and saw a different airplane when you like if you knew like an airplane was landing like the atc If they can get on the same frequency as the blackhawk wouldn't you tell the blackhawk to hold right there because they can because they can hover

Yeah, again, I don't know. I'm not an atc. They're right. You're right. I'm just saying like you would tell like But also when they come into an airspace now, this is soaked down here Uh, bill. Oh, yeah, it's still wet. Was your chair wet? No, no, no, just the floor Oh, no. Yeah, mike spoke coffee

So I'm gonna like get more shit to just now we're cool. We're cool. That pilot say makes the jet hard for helicopters to see especially at a low altitude confusion with ground lights Is what it's called when you're flying south and you get just to the east of the airport off to the left is the southeast dc

And so there's a lot of city lights street lights i-295 is over there. So there's a lot of vehicle lights What happens is low flying aircraft will get lost in the background of all city lights and you can't see them If they're moving towards you away from you or you can't see them at all There are also questions about staffing of air traffic control that night and whether more people should have been working Another potential problem was altitude

Helicopters are supposed to fly below 200 feet in this part of the corridor But flight data shows the helicopter may have risen above 300 feet as the airplane was descending from 400 feet Officials say data from the aircraft's recording device still needs to be investigated to confirm But feller says even if altitude was a factor something else likely went wrong before that

A professional army aviator is not going to fly within 100 feet of a passenger jet. He's just not going to do that I was suspected they didn't he didn't see the jet during a press briefing defense secretary Pete Hegsett said this there was some some sort of an elevation issue That we have started investigating at the dod and army level Army cid is on the ground investigating top tier aviation assets inside the dod are investigating sir

To get to the bottom of it so that it does not happen again because it's absolutely unacceptable After the crash the f a a announced it would restrict helicopter traffic in the area where the blackhawk was traveling So we don't have to worry about it. Now. I'm gonna play something else But you want me to check my phone because you don't realize how crazy this is all right A bombardier crj 700. Okay. It looks like

No, just listen. Listen to this. Listen to this A bombardier crj 700 operating under american airlines regional brand american eagle Okay, check our flights to dc And tell me what airline we're flying on into dc from huntsville. What airplane? Do you really want to dox yourself like this? What time of night?

What if you got some crazy stock? No, I'm just saying I'm just saying look at them. Yeah, we were gonna fly Into that same airport on the exact same type of airplane in the from the exact same Abominers crj 700 the exact same airplane the exact same airline the exact same time of night Yeah in two weeks later after this I I saw this and I was like Yeah, that would that fucked me up for a minute. Geez I so you didn't realize that I don't want to go

Terry you just heard them. They are no longer allowing helicopters to fly in that area Yeah, but they can have small planes go that way too. We're fine. We're good Terry and after something like this, they are going to be so on their shit Because of this we're totally fine. Dude. You're not wrong. That's like the same time Did this was nine and we're like a little bit later than that. That's crazy. Dude. I when I saw that I was like

What are you guys going to DC for just check it out? Oh, I've been there before but it's I The weird flag Now we're going to Huntsville, Alabama to check out the NASA place there Oh, yeah and then we're going to florida to do some tours there and We were like debating on like how we were going to get from Alabama to florida whether we wanted to like drive And like do some road trip and then we ended up with like let's just do a quick jump in one day in DC And then go to florida

So that's we're just doing like a quick thing because I don't think there's a direct flight from Huntsville to Florida and so we're like instead of taking a layover. We'll just go somewhere else for a day Right that has a direct flight down there. So yeah, yeah, so we're going to go see so we're leaving in like a week and a half A week and a half. Yeah, okay Anyway, actually in 10 days we'll be gone. Yeah, man. Fuck. Yeah, I'm excited

That's cool. Yeah But anyway, it's like the same airport same airplane same airline same time and I Bro, I wasn't You you said I didn't I didn't say what our flight is You didn't doc says so I'm just saying as in like he's over here I wasn't going to say final destination, but this one's In the third seat is over here. Have you seen that?

Have you seen that video where it's like you want to scare some millennials and then it's like They put the faces on the backs of the logs and it's like watch this bump and it like jiggles the back of the truck I mean pull that up though You want dude, we don't have to watch this but it's just like a summary club of it like that's our airplane

Like we're not coming. These guys are coming in from which dot Kansas. We're not obviously but I think I would assume It's going to be the same pipe the same Landing into DC there. So anyway approach that fucked me up for a little bit. Yeah, that would yeah, I mean, I'm I'm fucked up, man Yeah I don't want this Terry again They did you hear about the new did you hear about the other one that crashed over in Mexico?

Oh, I thought I was talking about Pennsylvania. Yeah, there's the Pennsylvania one But there's a one in the Mexico too and then I guess all video news is like you just saw this I didn't see it I'm just going the one that sucks about the I mean they all suck but they all suck

Uh, the one was an air ambulance the one in Philadelphia. Yeah. Yeah. It was a little lear jet So at least there wasn't like a bunch of people on like that still like people dying Yeah, I know I'm just saying like Less people losing their lives is better than more is all I'm saying true true true true What's it? Mexico you said I heard that there was a plane crash in Mexico Are you sure you're not talking about that the people on the one in Philadelphia were from Mexico? Yeah

I'm getting the filly one when I type it was like a pediatric. Oh, maybe it was patient. Oh, maybe it was that This one. Yeah Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay. It's the same one. Yeah, it's the same one. No. Yeah, it is. Go Scroll back or go back Oh, just go back I turned off my uh Right there. It's the medevac plane. Yeah, where it says medevac plane and filly. Oh, no, I know I'm just saying hey look, Mexico Mexicans

What including six Mexican nationals. Yeah, they were on that they were on that plane. That's why I thought it was in Mexico Yeah It was two people that were like doctors and then a bunch of Mexicans Well, it's saying that We scroll up I'm confused a tragic medevac plane crash and filly has claimed to let I swear to god Uh lives of seven people including six. So yes, it was one person and then six Mexicans That sounded really terrible when I said that one person

That sounded terrible when I said it it. I'm sorry And this is why we don't have followers This is why we don't have followers Because we say some off college Wait, is this the um the indian news channel because I like that one I think it's this Five others wait hold on They're saying oh, they're using the child of the seventh person got it Because it's saying there's seven people on that flight. Yeah, it was the sick child and the sick child

Yeah, that's what happened. Why was the child sick? I don't I don't know that part It was a medevac plane though. I don't like thinking about the one in dc had like kids who were like figure skaters Fuck me, dude. That's dude. It's horrible. It's so sad That's a court. I don't want to talk about plane crash anymore. Anyway, I just wanted to share those clips every because hold on Dude, you know what's

Let's hear me hear me out of this. You can see He just had like a spasm Hear me out on this every time that we go on a vacation and it's always during the surround this time You and I almost every time In a way one other time we did this right but every every time that we do it He's like every time like two times last year last year when we go on a vacation when we went to texas in october Dude texas is like, okay. Maybe a year before that but every time and we went to it was cool

Because we like went to san Antonio, awesony and houston. Yeah, so we got to like check out

I went to houston and san antonio. I drove all the way to san antonio is the best san antonio's bed. I love san antonio So cool spent uh some time there But what i'm saying, but what i'm saying is is that my face kicked it What are you saying terry what i'm trying to say is every time that you and I go on a fucking trip somewhere There's always something wrong with planes No, yes, no What was wrong when you went to vegas when we went to vegas, you know what what's what time of year terry?

Was it february went to vegas no it wasn't september no it wasn't february So when we went to vegas they had that's those uh the new bowing planes that fell out of the sky The maxes yeah, so that was right after that that was right after because i was telling you and james about it What plane we were flying on? Oh, that was right when they brought the max back from being grounded. Yeah, we're on a max. I was like, hey, guess what?

And then another one was another one was where they had like i don't think i ever want to get on a fucking plane You just for that I fucked up my math equation on this one. Oh relax My favorite part is just to ask him if he's like, uh, hey, did you design this bracket over here? No, so

Yeah, honestly, so uh, yeah, you see that little metal piece over there. It's a three quarters metal Uh, I wrote my initials in there somewhere when we went to florida It was a hurricane and the airport was closed when we landed Yep, and then and then the one after the one after that was uh

The blowouts on alaska the doors. Oh, yeah, the door blew out. Wait, where did where do we go? We went to uh After that one we went to um California yeah, oh no shit Oh Or no james and uh, oh, yeah I forgot about that because I'd hit you up and I was like hey, what are you doing here? Like actually we're going to california. I was like wow that's bold Yeah, and then we had blowouts and now we have planes falling out of the sky again. No, no, they're not falling

They're getting exploded. Yeah exploded. They're getting exploded. Yeah, that is crazy, huh? So the last and this one is the most egregious relative to us. Yes Damn, I feel like that's fucking crazy. It just progressively gets why don't we just drive terry Let's just grab from ala Florida. I feel like we should just take a train now. No It's like I feel safer driving from alabama to florida, but it's still way Still way safer. Yeah

Yeah in in the grand scheme. Yeah, you're more like you want to just hold when we when we land in in uh You guys can be like When we're coming down to land in washington, I'd be like holding terry's hand like Dude, dude. No, no, this is what we this is what we do. We go tell mary full of grace What is with you? When you go when it says, uh Uh folks, please put your seatbelts on word a final descent. I'm like, uh, we're gonna die

Is our flight why are the oxygen mass falling? Oh, yeah, like start clapping when you land. Oh people are gonna be pretty I hate people to do that. Here's another thing. I just want to get off the plate You never know what's gonna happen. You might get ran into by another blade At least you'd be on the ground though Another thing to think about is this airport is like the most used by all the wealthy and powerful people who run our country

Yeah, because it's right by the capital. Yeah, they're gonna not they're gonna get to the bottom of this They're not gonna allow this to happen. I mean we're they are at risk the only the only thing I could think of is when Our airplane is basically full. So we're gonna have a group of people cheering I've I've sitting bitch by the way Oh Yeah, we don't have seats for this airline. We do this airplane not this one. Which one you guys just

I can't wait, but it's a short flight though. We all mean him did like savers for the short distance flights The long flights we chose our seats because this is like a I'm an aisle guy. I'm a I love windows. I love aisles

No, I'm aisles all the I don't even care if people make me move. I don't want to be the person to ask somebody You're a bitch I just like looking out the window My thing is My thing is if I'm like if I have enough money, yeah Like if I become to reserve your seats, you know what I'll do is I'll just buy the row

Oh, there you go. Oh, if you're gonna buy the road just buy like a first-class seat flying during covid Especially you don't buy the row was fantastic because like it was like almost every other row was completely open So I slept across the whole thing for like my 12 hour flight We went somewhere during covid. No, it was it was right after they lifted the ban on covid when went to Oh, so it was fucking packed when we went to Vegas

No masks. No, you still have to wear masks, but it was just like full rows. They gave two I always looked out there Like hey, you have to wear your mask. Oh, we're in a sealed box with all breathing the same air and then oh wait I'm gonna eat. I'm gonna pull my mask down. Don't get me started. I know I remember I remember when I was on a ferry and we had to wear or a fast ferry and I had to wear a mask

And I was can you just add it down? I just had it down and he's like So you're gonna have the uh, you have to put your mask back up I was like, I was trying to drink my drink and he's like you're gonna have to put your mask back up And so I was like so can I pull my mask down and then drink and he's like, yeah, I was like, okay So I popped it open and I was like You're not even drinking you're just holding it too. Yeah I was like, dude, are you gonna be that huge of a dick?

Yeah, that's that whole mask thing man. Fuck We don't have to get it. I mean we can I don't give fuck. Well, we all feel the same way We all hate it for the same reason. Yeah, do you know anybody that wants to buy a rap for for like 25,000? I thought just last week you said you weren't super interested in like Fucking interested in changing cars. We don't lie dog. We talked about this like three separate times this morning Last week Terry last week that was week three dog. This is week four

He's been on this for a whole month. He's like Man, that's a big that's a big we just talked about this and I was like, but you don't really need a new car Now you're not gonna look for a new car. Yeah. No, I know I know I want to I don't eat it You know my fucking mind man You know and that's why I asked that question and then you lied to me. I didn't lie to you You said, oh, no, I'm really just happy with my car. It'd be fun. I'll just wait

Yeah, but you lied because you weren't gonna. No, I start the pot in my head man. It's so what do you wait? What are you buying? I might buy a tesla I just want to piss you off. That's all my dream. I'm not How do I want you my fucking Just want to do it. I'll spend money to piss you off dog. Why you're just gonna waste money on it I was like, dude, you want me to pick you up? Fuck no He's like, I'll drive myself your car is good. I know it's good. I know it's fine. I know it's a great car

I know it's a great car. Don't buy a new car. I'm waiting I'm waiting wait for like 10 years. No He's waiting until week Week five week five or what this year? I've heard week four. Actually Well, my thought process for in week four because I've been he's on week four of thinking about it. Yeah Yeah, because you actually bend seals the deal This all this all sparked when I spent like a lot of money on maintenance on my car Which is perfectly okay because I want my car to be running

And expected right and I'm gonna expect it when I buy another car too. Yeah, I will say it's a nice About a car is they show up to your house to fix that shit You don't take it into a shop. They send a technician here to fix it and they come to my they come to my house for mine

Who what forward? No, they don't Oh, yeah, they do they have mobile maintenance, but they did last time But you know what he like ran a bunch of updates on like codes to clear Um, was it he's probably calls and shit and like while he was here did an all change and it's like I'm just working I think that's fucking great. I think that's the new thing now that he had a van and it's got everything in there All the tools air compressor everything quick jacks a bunch of shit. Yeah everything

That's what I'm thinking. I should call gmc of you like hey you guys gonna come do my own So to my point. It's not a Tesla actually actually what I thought it was I had only heard. I bet you it's just mobile mobile Like third-party contractors are doing it. Yeah Yeah, it's like they have to be they have to be Ford no mine mine is like a Ford guy with a Ford van from Ford Well, you can get a Ford you can get a Ford certification

Third-party contractors can still do that. Yeah, but yeah, you can still be uh like like he was saying like You just get a Ford certification to do stuff on this is how they're employing all the uh mechanics now that uh Nobody goes to independent shops anymore because all the cars are like fancy with computers They just hire these guys as contractors to come in like an hour to be a mechanic though

It's fucking insane. It's quite a bit right. Yeah, it's like they're almost like a hundred bucks an hour. Yeah. Well, I think just a basic Yeah, just basic shop Uh pays a hundred bucks an hour. It doesn't matter if it's in there for like 30 minutes They don't pay the mechanic that much. That's how much you pay for the labor, right? Yeah, I don't know. I do it all myself

Well, I'm done. I'm past that point where I want to fucking be fucking around with my vehicles Oh, I don't if it's something crazy like I'll do it, but like well changes I'm not even doing it anymore. I'm not gonna. I sold the sold the evo. Yeah, I'm done fucking getting under my car Like I just I don't know that used to be a call me a bitch

But like did it I just don't want to do anymore. Yeah don't do anymore. So like I don't love you The national the national salary for a four technician in the United States is about 41,000 dollars a year That's a national average though. Yeah the highest you gotta think like cost effective like when I was in Missouri An ex a good paying job was like 18 to 22 an hour

And that was like you're living pretty because it's how it should there. Yeah The the experience technicians some experience for attention is gonna end up to about 187 per year. I bet you the ones around here probably like one 70

80 no no they're probably like 100k to 120. Yep. That would be my guess Yeah, experienced people are above 100 but not probably not 150 So back to the point where if I do get a tesla, it's either we're gonna be gray You know, I really don't even want to talk about this again We talked about this for so long like the other week and then we saw one and it pissed me the fuck off talking about it

Yeah, yeah, so it's either gray. It's either gray or I don't want to talk about it. Yes gray or white Cool and a black interior I thought you're getting that right together. I thought I think I want to go. No, I thought you were getting that other thing That one website you showed me that like new coming. Oh the scout. Yeah scout not a rivian Oh, dude, do you know how expensive it is to replace shit on a rivian?

Probably the ravines are probably a tesla too as expensive. No, no rivians even worse because they're not making them in high quantities yet You have to be like a they only have their certified technicians that can do stuff It's insane. Let's just look up a replacement bumper for rivian cost I'm pretty sure like just with everything for A yeah, uh, like an electric car is expensive. I remember we just want to talk about what you're using here but like even with uh

Like when tesla first came out and like the water they would rip off bumpers and shit. Yep Obviously, they've come a long way 42,000 dollars. What? For a fucking bumper there must have been more damage than the bumper Oh, well all the sensors and all the shit that they have in there All the cameras dog rivian fender bender turns into this is not necessarily just a bumper. This is like a smashed up Oh, I'm sure a corner of the body line and everything else. Wait, who got whose fault was it?

Well, I mean look at what the tree branch didn't mind and how much that cost That's I think it's getting hold on. Let me read this go for it dog Rivian owner was uh rear-ended in a no fuck you in a pretty low speed fender bender The rear bumper looked a bit damaged but nothing too serious

However, after taking it to a certified rivian repair shop. They said the total repair cost was 42,000 dollars Wow wait, wait, wait The other driver's insurance company estimated the repair cost to be 1600 spent But when he actually went the the repair place told him for 2000 Jesus Christ. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So the insurance company said here's here's 1600 dollars because they're thinking about like a typical car A typical car. Yeah. Yeah

Oh, they had to go do like everything. Well, yeah, because it's not a plug-and-play. It's all like Yeah, that's what I think at that point at that point I would just have my insurance be like just uh, was it like Damage it out Yeah, total it just total. Yeah The total cost of replacing a rear bumper Seems exorbitant, but they said oh wait No, total cost of replacing entire body panel and some tailgate bits was a totally just over 14,000 So 42,000

Everything I'm seeing here doesn't say why it's 42. Yeah, it just says like this shop charge from 42,000. That's not I mean the 14,000 though that sounds about what I've heard for like a bumper Why is it 14,000? Why is it 42? Because they have all these like I don't know why it's 42,000 But the 14,000 because they have all these sensors. Yeah, I think it's associated with I'm having to pull off Pulling off so much shit taking time. Yeah, a lot of that is probably

Like part so here you go. This guy got it smashed into a little dent in his rear like quarter panel Tailgate shell rear bumper Grand That's like the shop is the first authorized driven repair shop in the northeast. Yeah, that's the other reason why there's not enough shops That's what it is. Yeah, it's supply and demand damn Holy shit place where I'm going. What the fuck are we talking about?

steep it'll get total out once they dig in at the shop. It's like no steep. What are you talking about steep? That's like That ruins middle-class people like families and shit. What are you talking about steep? Who can afford this shit? That that's a little bit outrageous. Well, just to buy the car itself is like 115 or 130. So it's all bougie people anyway. Oh, yeah It's all yeah, it's just like I wouldn't I just want to know as a As a person that hangs out with Rivians all the time

You hang out with Rivians all the time. Yeah What my job Oh, you just got like a bunch of fucking people to have one. No the vans the vans Oh, right. Yeah, that's right. I hang out with Rivians all the time. It took me a minute to and then I I knew what I was saying. Yeah, this is what happens in my head Yeah, you guys should know what the fuck I do. I mean I do This is the other one go ahead Terry, but like

I like just my opinion would not buy one. Yeah I think I think the the cars that I would actually buy this is the one Terry wants a So it's a new electric Bronco No, it's a Bronco. It's a scout. It's a Volkswagen But it's in the how can they call it a scout because it's the same company as it made the old scouts. Yeah Oh, they're coming back. They're coming back as an electric. You know, we want to be in a truck We want a 1990s GMC. Terry didn't this cool. You think it's cool looking

Terry wants this. I would get it. It looks pretty good. Terry wants it But the thing is is that I want the truck check out the truck But look how much it look how much it is though like on average It's going to be like $60,000 every electric car model starts at 51 for this Every electric car in the world right now is considered as a luxury car Yeah, it's kind of insane. This kind of looks like has some of the lines of the new Tacoma

Yeah, a little bit the squared off in the back. It looks like it looks like it actually decent Which is funny because they stole that from GM. Did they? Yeah This looks like a mix of that new gen Tacoma and like the Rivian basically I like how the front though kind of brings you back to like the 90s. Yeah or earlier even. Yeah, that's what they're trying to go

But it's like modernized, but it's kind of still retro looking. Yeah, I like it You can wear kind of how much shit you can throw in your trunk I just think it's funny when they brought all these electric cars and then like the Ford lightning was like, yeah, this is awesome It's shit. It's shit. Yeah, the Ford lightning. They were they thought they were gonna sell more than they did

Yeah, and now they're not building a lot. The thing is what I'm doing is I I say that I'm gonna buy one I probably eventually will buy one But I'm just waiting for More announcements save your money save your money, man Like more announcements because like there are some there's some kind of little dicky song save that money save that money But like like there are companies that are out there like Samsung Toyota and other ones that are that are

Coming out with semi solid state batteries, which can give it longer range and a faster charge Yeah, that's that's so like I I see I like in my mind. I feel like I want to buy one right now, but which I shouldn't Save your money. You don't need it. No, I need it Buy a house. Fuck the car. I don't need a house. I just need love You are my house. No, you can live in a car, but you can't drive a house Yeah, it's true. What are we doing here? What are we doing?

You can drive in it. You can live in a car don't even slightly encourage this fucking Imagine dude, I can get I can get a Tesla. I can get all this stuff because it doesn't it doesn't affect me And then I can get like a shower

I can get a shower. I could plug it into my car I'm just gonna build an overland rig It's just gonna be get a cyber truck get a cyber truck tesla and get one of those trailers air stream trailers and just live out of that They look exactly the same and then one gets sterling soft and the other one looks like it was drawn by a four-year-old Yeah, and then and then gets starlinked so I can play games and then just drive around and live

You just park in your work. Yeah, I parking lot. Yeah, I can just live in your front yard No at your work. Okay. I live here. No commute. No, I could live here. You're gonna park I don't have space for a trailer

I'll just I'll just have slightly why would you not park in his parking lot. No commute. Yeah, so walk out I don't think I'm allowed to Water rides dude or like find a spot has insane somebody with like space right in that area Who has a big yard who you can rent like a parking space like 50 bucks a month and then be right there Unhook drive your truck into work like hella quick or bike in the summer or whatever the fuck Walk, okay, dad walk Damn, okay, dad

I just I want to encourage you to think about financially the right dude. I'm financially stupid, all right And I'm trying to encourage you financially illiterate That's a big word. Oh my page came out. Oh, oh no, I gotta start writing these down. Find it. What do you say, Terry? We'll hit I'm financially stupid I'm financially stupid. I gotta start writing down these so I'd stupid All right, I haven't written anything down. He's written some I've written some what do you have Terry?

What do you have? I got three ten three ten three ten 28 minutes 28 Yeah, these are some good ones. What did you write?

Uh, it's for you to find out later I like to write what it is so that I can kind of remember like when I hear it Yeah, so what what we've been doing is like we would throw We do like add a context thing right before the the episode we pull Like a 10 second clip from the middle of the episode and put it at the beginning and then like say like the intro and then start the show in post And we take notes on like what a good clip of to throw in the front would be

Okay, and it has to be like a funny saying or one of us says something fucking stupid. Okay, and it's a title basically Yeah, yeah, it's too too intrigued. I like to find it financially stupid like the other week was uh, what was the other week? What was last week? Oh, yeah, did you draw what is that a boot? It's a penis Wow, that's uh, no, it's monza. That doesn't oh, it's monza temple of speed You have snap not even connecting lines. Is there a break in monza?

I just went off the road. Yeah, I mean I tried I tried because I know okay, so don't try it again I'm gonna try it again. So there's a long straight And then there's like a little chicane right there and then it goes this way And it goes around you don't know the chicaneus. No breaks Oh, and then and then you go around another bend and then there's another chicane that goes like this and goes like And then you got the les one and then you got another lesbo

Then you go down this little straight thing. I think I call him lesmo And then there's like a little should should do good. Do and then And then back to the start look at that That's monza right there new job is gonna be to design one tracks I bet you I can make a decent track Oh here's a Caleb

Here's a here's an audio clip. That's funny that we talked about last time What will happen if this happens like they're the closest like when planets align and they're like the closest right Hold on hold on hold on I just want to say terry when I was When I was getting this clip I almost cut out the blank space because you talk and then pause for a long time and then you say right And then you pause for a long time and I thought about cutting out those pauses

He says something that he's like right, but it makes no sense. It's 26 a kid. That's like I want to be uh Uh, you know what I mean Can you shut up for 26 seconds? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What will happen if this happens like they're the closest like when planets align and they're like the closest Right I wonder what happens if we run into one We don't run into one terry. How do you know?

We're not on the Dude, I just wanted you to know I think when I was saying that I thought I was the only one in 15 seconds I know it's fucking insane. Just shut up terry. Okay. That's not they were not on the same orbit as them Yeah, but what if like It deviates it's not going to how do you know that if it a planet deviates from its current orbit. We've got bigger problems So like the name of the episode would be we've got bigger problems or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think

What happens if a planet deviates from an orbit and hits us? It's not going to terry. It's not going to you don't know that You still don't know that if it does terry. We've got bigger problems And then I was I think when I was trying to say in that moment If a planet deviates from its current orbit, if that happens we need armageddon and we're gonna send oil rigors out there We're gonna send bruce willis. Yeah bruce willis

I don't know if he could do anything up there. He's messed up. He's messed up But I think he's kind of doesn't he have like some disease. I forget what disease he has I'll look it up. What's his name bill right? It's current orbit. We've got bigger problems. What? Bill Riley Bruce willis. Yeah But that was when I said I made the patreon and then I said you can you can also

So like subscribe for like a dollar and then my guy was like I want money. I was like Terry's just a little schemer over here But he's still the oh wait, oh oh it says spouses Hold on i'm looking him up Here's a clip about the somebody asking trump a question about like the fed and interest rates. Do you expect the fed to listen to you? Yeah I said that him saying yeah

Oh, I almost showed me the video. I like I love uh, shane gillis's trump impressions. Oh, it's so good. It's so good I think I have a video trump's face and this is hilarious I would demand that the interest rates come down Do you expect I would find in a strong statement? Do you expect the fed to listen to you? Yeah Just like his face. Yeah Yes, uh frontomal bag daddy temporal dementia. He has dementia

Oh, okay. I thought there was I thought he had like parkings or something. That's uh, Michael j fox Well, no, I know that but You want to see a dope video of starship launching? Sure I can have it show you I'm catching it too. Yeah, that is I gotta call them catching that fucker

So this shot is so fucking amazing. Yeah, that's sick Target's rock hard every time I show this Did every every time I show this I'm gonna show you I'm gonna show you I'm gonna show you I'm gonna show you I'm gonna show this every every time every time I see that I just think of how much money we just wasted We just launched a billion dollars or whatever We went to the Kennedy Space Station or Space Center

When we you went to Kennedy. Yeah, we went to that one when we were that's where we're going in a week and a half Dude is so cool. Did you do the the the tour? We did the Did you go through like the back the the the see this is happening to my head? Yeah, we did like the three you like the park hopper or whatever So you go like the three different locations on a bus. Yeah, what the fuck am I thinking of? I think Johnson

Oh, no, he's talking about Florida. Yeah, I was thinking of Johnson Oh, so we're doing the VIP tour in Florida this time or we're gonna get a tour like behind the scenes like from an astronaut Hell yeah, but also we also did the one in uh, Houston The VIP we did the VIP tour in Houston and we got to like go behind the scenes like and like touch Astronaut gear that had been to space and like go see mission control

So we got to sit where like the family sit behind the windows where you're like looking out and all the people the computer's Fucking sick. That's that's so cool. Yeah, we're fucking. I'm a nerd and I drag is as long It was actually really cool like yeah, I can do so cool. At least I could say oh, yeah, and then we've actually been in a live Space shuttle. Oh, yeah Texas we did that too. Well one that's like decommission, but it's the one that catches But they used to or launch the

Spatial out of where they put the space shuttle on top of the Boeing. Oh, no, no, that's just in the visitor center We went behind the scenes onto like a real space shuttle that they tore apart So that when they had people in space working on issues They had someone on a real like mock shuttle with the same wiring who like work on the same problem with them. That's cool Yeah, that's sick. Yeah. Yeah, we didn't we had ray so we didn't okay. I mean she's like five

So I never really do so much. We always do like the most expensive tour basically that's the way to do it So we can like it's just like the inner inner workings of the Like this is the actual console Some old shit small old shit show them the mission control We went into the original mission control that's decommission now for like from the 60s. This is the the building into mission control Yep, that's cool. And then

Some hey, what's up? This was in this is in houston johnson space center. Yeah, okay I think mike you have like the going into the thing. I didn't get that you have to pay. It's like 200 bucks per ticket though So this is the old this is the old mission control, which they just They just redid where they launched like Fucking what's it called and they play a movie Apollo 11 from that would be so cool

And then you get to go around and they have this little red wire down. Oh, yeah We we're gonna do that, but it was closed that day We wanted to go pay to do that where you go into the mission control But we didn't do that. Yeah, and all the cigarettes that are in the cigarette ash trays or actually cigarettes from oh really?

Like they just left them. They just left cigarettes. Yeah And they just picked them up and put them in the ash trays and then like all this all this is like this red line You can't cross that red line and then or the like the lines would just go straight the fuck off I wanted to do is do what would happen. But then trust me was like don't do it. Don't do it. I was like, all right Yeah, have you seen the apple tv show for all mankind? Yeah Yeah

Yeah, I'm not yeah, I'm not done with it yet. Fucking amazing not as good as the expanse, but it's pretty fucking good It's pretty good. Yeah, if you watch the experience. I don't think so. You should watch it the best show I've ever made in my opinion Really?

All those okay all these cigarettes that are right there Are real cigarettes from that's one once they ripped everything up to three uh, uh Vampid that's cool Then there's like a oh, I do have a picture of a machine control the real one nice But um There's like a mirror in there or something like that wasn't there something oh, there's like a plaque If there's something along on what lines one plaque and then do with the plaque Yeah, we come in peace for all mankind see Boom But there's like a

There's like a water fountain that's on the other side of the Other side of the room which has like a mirror or something like that and it was like some Uh, oh god, I have dude. I was kind of burnt kind of burnt. You look really burnt Hold on I have like the exact same photo Like exact behind the edges and everything. Yeah, this is the new mission control This is the new mission control, but we were behind the the glass

Yeah, this is the new one here. Yeah, that's cool. So it was it was pretty it was pretty dope. Yeah, that's the old one That's cool Why did you take a picture of the ground? I was testing That was last year No, it's not two years ago. It was 2023 because it was a kota in october 23 Yeah, so we're like just behind the glass. I'm just like hey, we doing a boy's trip. All right. Let's go can Do you want to come on a trip like this? Oh, yeah Hey, wait

Hey, do you want to go on a trip now? Do you want to go? I wish I could go faster to like play that you can Uh, it's called put it on your fucking steam deck. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, wait. I have one. All right. Let's watch this thing catch I want to see this coming back in now Coming back in now. So crazy

It's like a burn secret. Yeah, it does. Attempting to catch the booster at the tower This would be the second tower catch Isn't it crazy they can just fire that back up and like Slow it down And this part where the the they can like the technology to be able to do that is insane Boost are now hovering as it aligns with the tower for catch Elon, what are we doing? Yeah

Down to the cool thing about it. It's reusable. Yeah, not these ones aren't yet But the idea is to make them reusable like the Falcon The mega chopsticks So cool, yeah, this is just like how it's America Oh, fuck yeah, what season are you on on for all mankind? I think season three. Okay. So you know about uh, I forget it's I I kind of pause for a while Yeah, the black guy does uh, this is uh dev dev dev

Dev dev dev. It's been a few months since I've watched it. Okay. This just reminds me of what you're about to see Okay more in uh, the last thing I remember is like they had that hotel or whatever that they built and then they fucked it all up Hotel the in space. Yeah. Yeah, and then they fucked it all up the space station like hotel Where you like yeah, and then it like then it gets out of orbit Fuck's up. That's the beginning of like the helios company member

And I have seen the helios stuff because now they're in competition to do this is like helios. Yeah Right as the beginning SpaceX yeah pretty much Dev dev that I really like that main astronaut guy which one the like main he was in the navy you talking about the Joel His name is uh The main character. I know you're talking about Joel Kinneman Joel Kinneman. That's his name but he uh, he's in a he's in a netflix show

He was that's like how his career started was in this netflix. I'll turn carbon no before that it was called House of cards. Nope before that he was good at house of cards was a fucking classic Yeah, so good and then they ruined it by the kicking Kevin space. Yeah, like they do with every time they kick somebody out Yeah, yeah, fucking disgusting. Yeah, I mean what are you talking about?

I know you're talking about He'd the killing did he yeah the killing the killing yes You're talking about the killing because you're the one that got me into that show and I watched it Dude, it's so nice and it's bot. It's like set in washington. Yeah, cool I should go back and watch it. It's a good fucking show going back and watching you're like

This is weird. Yeah, I have a mesh basket What's the whole kid a totally screwed oh mind hunter netflix needs to bring that back there's like a petition I ever watched it It's a good it's how the it's how the fbi's behavioral analysis unit started I think I've seen that until like yeah, but like they did such a good job with the casting of like

Doing I watched season one murderers to their like character in the show. They look so sick like they did such a good job I watched the first season and it was this this is that's only seasons Right. I just don't have netflix so I stopped watching. Oh, dude. Let me I got something for you later. All right, cool. Give me the dates um, but no the the when I watched the first season of uh

Mind hunters at the end. It was the the main one of the main guys was going through like An episode and that's when like first like anxiety sits or something like that that they don't know about like anxiety and uh panic attacks Yeah, because he's talking to um What's his name? What's the guy that killed his mother and ate him or some shit? What the fuck? I did not like he's a real person like that the guy that was creepy

That glasses bigger good. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. His name is ed. But I don't know but he's an actual person like Yeah, I don't remember what his actual name is. It's not easy but you're in people It's hard work. I don't like that. That is the guy that I don't like guys But it's like he says it's not physically and mentally. I don't think people realize You need to vent you're gonna make me go home and watch It's that guy, you know, there's a lot more work. It's okay Do you think so?

40 years, what a creepy thing to say dude. Yeah, it's I don't like shit like this Your fbi was found. Oh creeps me. It creeps me out too much. It's it's really good There's probably something wrong with me because I fall asleep to like this shit. Yeah, this is based on all real people that were like murderers and shit Now we have extreme violence between strangers We travel around the country and teach fbi techniques to cops. You guys mind if I bother you for a minute?

She was found cuffed and lashed to the bed. Yeah, this makes me sad You know How come I think it's a good show I prefer sci-fi shit We should be using every resource we can talking to the smartest. Oh, have you watched silo?

Oh, yeah, his name is I just finished the second season So I was we were gonna watch it But Sally and I watch it together so we're waiting and then we're gonna watch his name is his name is ed Kemper ah, yeah, yeah, he was uh He is an american serial killer convicted of murdering seven women one girl between May 1972 in april's in 1973 any murdered is a paternal grandparents. That's why he's talking about killing people

I like uh end of the world type shows and sci-fi is my main shit. Yeah, they're my favorite I like the guy that's playing ed. I heard it's a banger, but I haven't like that's close Yeah, they did a really good job With the casting that's the fact I we just watched. Yeah, but you know how tall he was tall six nine. Yeah I feel like we haven't talked about like Anything all of our shows that we like he died in a long time. We used to do that all the time. Oh, yeah, we'd like

Didn't bury me shows. Yeah, you have it. You should watch on amazon the expanse What was the other six seasons? I think it's on my list. So it's on it's on amazon. It's really fucking good, dude Yeah, I'm I've just started reading the books more There's nine I read on that I'm on I'm not on number four I could probably get sally to watch we watch all those it's good show dude It started on sci-fi

And then it moved to amazon picked it up for the last three seasons. Cool If you're not if they do a good job in the last three seasons because sometimes one another Yeah, oh The the visuals got even better and they were already really good in my opinion. I liked them a lot nice And if you're not really into like the space thing, there's still there's still like that drama. I love the space stuff Right, but there's space shit. There's space. They're political

Drama all that fucking battles. I think the CGI is fucking cool looking the characters are fucking amazing in my opinion I'll go home and I'll talk to sell it. We'll probably start watching. Yeah, it's good. Shit, dude It's good. Shit. You'll cry your eyes out when you realize they stopped at six even though There's like three more to go to finish like the story I'm sorry. Sad times

I cry I cry every night. I just try myself to sleep. Well, you know I'm trying to figure out what like what was the other person that let's watch a trailer and show kaleb the expanse terry Okay, why not? Why am I getting this how to train your dragon every fucking time because he just said it That's why shit is listening. You think you're scared about cameras. Think about your microphone Every time I close this my browser it deletes. Think about your microphone. Hell. Yeah

Yeah, as we the expanse trailer eight years. Oh, weren't they doing a live action of how you train your dragon? They are that's what that ad is. Oh Because you know, that's what we're doing nowadays. We're just redoing. Yeah, we're redoing everything and just putting a human

It's still by the way the fuck up. You shut your fucking mouth. I want to play this still It's still animated But they just put a human being in it but call it live action Or you can be disney and have a live action and it's all yeah, they're doing real life people movies now Mm-hmm of every movie they made before in cartoon disney did disney did lion king and called it live action Even though what I do live action it was just animated. Yeah, it's so good

Like guys, can we come up with something new? Can we original something original the expanse is original? All right, we'll watch the first season the trailer. It's not original. It's basically a book. Fuck up May I ask you something Do you miss earth? Damn these endless blue skies Free air everywhere. Oh, I didn't open water all the way to the horizon. Do I have that guy? I've seen that. Yeah, I've seen a couple of other

Have you seen this? No, no, no, but I've seen like that actor When you spend your whole life living under a dome even the idea of an ocean Is almost impossible to imagine They are an entire culture working together to turn a lifeless rock into a garden We had a garden and we paid We were just talking about that scene terry Remember this chick the blonde chick at the very beginning. Yeah, our culture working together. They're having sex and zero into a garden We had a garden and we paved it

That's what I wanted to do. There was a read And the plot is second to none in my opinion. Okay We're all in this together We are fighting for something precious here. Oh, he's good too. They built their solar system on our backs It's built the blood of a million of our brothers, but in their eyes We're not even human anymore Heaven help your enemies Heaven help us all

Earth must come first. I'm gonna go home watch this I'm gonna make it all this way so far out into the darkness There's a new space movie or show out I can't wait to draw more light Wait, who are the writers? Can you go back for a little bit? Look up like 2025 space movies or space shows Can you go back to where the writers are? Cause he can like restart him Like he can die and come back Get stuck, stuck, stuck, stuck You're still down, still down, still down

I'm gonna watch The Sexy and over again. No, I don't want to watch The Sexy. No, go forward Right, stop children of men and Ironman. Is this a good book, Terry? I don't I I was reading I was at like a store. Wait, did the same people who wrote the expanse wrote this? Yeah Really? I don't know. The same people that wrote Children of Men and Ironman is who wrote this show Is that a movie or a book? Children of Men

SA Corey children the children of men James SA Corey, whatever. Oh fuck Um, it's not searching what I want I don't know but yeah, see I'm all I've Won the fourth book It's good shit It's I'll tell you the I'm reading I'm reading the book now And it's way different Than it is in the show the first two seasons. I would say the first three seasons Are kind of on you're reading the expanse. I'm reading the book. Yeah

Yeah, okay, they're called they're not called the expanse. They're called other names of it, but still The first well, it's called the expanse and then the first two the first like three books And the first three seasons are on par Until you get to around like four or five and six. Okay

So I read four five. I'm on four right now. You should send me that so I can look it up books Yeah, so the idea is it's like earth is one like Almost like countries, but like you have earth, which is his own thing and then mars are like two civilizations Nice not in it And then the belt is like the asteroid belt everyone who lives who is like born there. Okay, and then They have like space stations in the belt like built on like rocks and shit

So that's where the space people live and then mars doesn't like earth or doesn't like mars. They both don't like the belt Okay, that's the deal Yeah, definitely have to check it out. Yeah, I have so much I haven't had time to watch tv But I have so many that I need to like finish and watch and like That's a lot. Yeah, because I was trying to figure out like it's called the I think I was I was at a book store. So it's children of whatever the fuck children of men. That's a book not a show

It's a it's a it's a book. I thought It says from the writers of yeah But it also said iron man and iron man. It's an iron man's a movie So the children of men is a pd james novel Yeah, that's right there The fuck the children of men is a dystopian novel by pd james published in 1992. Hey, he's pd james He's a it's a chick Phyllis dorthy Dorothy

So did she like produce this show or something? No, she she wrote the book. She wrote the book that's based on Well, but why did like from the why did it say that that show is based on the writer?

Maybe she helped wrote she helped create she helped maybe create the experience Scroll down in my time the story is said in 2021 where the humanity faces a global In fertility crisis for 2021 That's what the book is based on that's crazy leading to society that is crazy because we're Society on the brink of collapse the novel follows an oxford historian theodore

Foran, oh it's a movie. No, no, no. It was a movie They made her book into a movie and they were saying the people who made this movie on the expense show that's what they're saying Clive o1. I've never heard of this before I don't I don't think this is the book. All right podcast over. We got to watch a movie. We'll be back Podcast so we're gonna take a break and get some uh, whatever. Yeah. Yeah Let me get some drinks. I gotta take a shit anyways

I'm gonna go back. There's a bitch. Oh, there we go. Hey, save that save that save that. Hey Hey, hey, hey, guess what guess what guess what? Happy groundhogs day Is that seriously today? It's more winter right more winter six weeks of more. Yeah, cuz you got snow Because we know yeah the groundhog no groundhog the groundhog did come out and showed shadow But yeah, if you shadow more if shadow more more winter no shadow early spring

So more winter more winter. I think I've read six more weeks of winter. It is. Yeah, that's why just fucking said Wait, so since it's this is gonna sound really dumb and you guys are probably gonna laugh at me No, that's fine. So Terry says dumb shit all the time. We're gonna. Yeah, we're in El Nino year, right? So it's more like a wetter winter Zach care, when does that like this winter is still an El Nino concern? Is it

I know that I know what that is and it means wet. I don't know what the fuck time if we're in it or not I don't know when it starts. Yeah. I just remember everybody like oh, it's an El Nino year. Let's look it up. El Nino

I'm gonna play a video. Oh, of course of El Nino of El Nino It's just gonna El Nino is a climate pattern characterized by a Warm ring of surface waters in the eastern tropical Pacific Ocean often leading to disruptions in the weather patterns globally Which is why you had snow I'm already reading A natural force of nature unlike any other natural force of nature Is capable of unleashing it. Wouldn't you rather her read it to us? Actually, she's speaking it to us. True We should say that.

That's been from Alaska. Actually, um Hawaii just got hit with a big flooding Of course that should happen. I don't know. I was on the shitter and I was scrolling on the dark web On the dark web. Yeah, call instagram the dark web For a weather phenomenon and actually on the dark web You got an onion wrap? Oh, no, we just talked about this last time Or like two times ago Uh, he was do we want to skip to the dark web or keep talking? He was on he was on a episode 81

Which was a year. Yeah, like almost like a year and a half ago. Holy shit. Damn No, I was on before that again What one was that one you weren't on a couple times? I was I mean you haven't been that was Caleb takes the boys to therapy Oh, so that might have been why when I video call him or audio call him. No. Oh, yeah, you did that one. I did that once Terry calls in Nope right here. Caleb would like to invite you to play uh the buffalo game

I feel like that was the last one. You were in august. What's the buffalo game again? Everyone welcome to Caleb to the podcast as we discover some playing stories We're starting with playing stories again. Oh, fucking

Uh, so if you hold your drink in your dominant hand, I remember. Yeah And then the only way you can drink with your non you have to drink with your non dominant hand So you would have to drink with your right hand which I'm doing right now And then if if you don't I say buffalo and then you have to chug it Yeah, and if you don't chug it there's a punishment. Do you always drink with your left hand now? I've always yeah, I've done it for a long time

Because of that. Yeah Because I and the only bunch of friends that are dickheads So like it's always like it's just always a thing And then most of the time it's like the punishment for men would be like you get hit in the nuts Oh Or some sort of Our punishment our punishment was not necessarily like physical abuse, but it was like It'd be like so like you'd have to chug it or like you'd have to finish Like if you didn't want to chug it then you'd have to like we'd put a set a time limit

You had to drink like two more drinks or another drink or whatever. That's a little bit Yeah, the whole point is designed to get you to fuck up. Oh ours was rubber bands We'd slap you with the rubber bands you go as far as you want and you just slap them You know how I always love those with the rubber bands and the fucking what is it like a fish mask or whatever?

And they have a weasel in them Oh, yeah, yeah, like you can't make a noise about what are those kazoo's they have a kazoo in their mouth Kazoo built into this mask right and so like you can't make a noise and so they'll snap you or hit you And then like you're in pain Make a noise. Yeah, it's like And then you get hit again if you make a noise

Do you remember doing all that kind of shit in like school? Oh, yeah So not only did you do the rubber band thing hornets dude a metal edged ruler rubbed on your shoe and then burn your arms I have a scar on my arm from that in junior high You know what else people did they would knee you the fucking they would knee you in the thigh. Yep Like like like fucking

Our childhood was like our elementary fucking abuse. All right. Our kid through 12 is like insane But yeah, the only way you would get out of now drinking with your dump You can drink with the dominant hand is if you said like Uh, I don't know about that, but I had a brownie once That's the only way you get out of it. Yeah, we never You can then I could take it Since you since but if like

I don't know where it is. But here it is. But the thing is so we were stripping naked I think it was like on my arm like right here But the thing is is that if it's too dark like I said it to you you heard it and then Mike came in and said Solved this and said buffalo You can back me saying I said this or I could say no you could say no Then I have to chug it or you or if we were in cahoots against mine

Then you'd be like we'd go like you it was like I said the saying and then now you have to chug it Hmm. That's the that's the compromise. That's the compromise Here's the origin Terry so you understand. Oh, oh, yeah So like these are the pants I want everybody go buy origin support america support america america america Other 124 dollars, which one are the the cotton show the ones I want or the moab pants mother of all britches

What say that again mother of all britches britches. Yeah, like mother of all bombs. Gotcha I don't want the tapered ones. Yeah, so anyway, this is the pant I want. I want this. I'm gonna buy a piece Yeah, don't these look fucking hella like Doesn't come to me. Yeah Wait, hold on. They have to do taper. This is the color. I want sable. I want this pan right here It's like a dark ass greenish thing. This is the pan. I want I want those boots The ones on the right. Yeah. Oh the uh

I want the ones on the left. I want the ones on the left dude. I kind of want these boots Yeah, that's cool. You could dress those up or dress down. Yeah, that's kind of nice I want a pair of these pants and like origin boots and just like where that does my work I'll have had everything. I won't yeah Okay Oh, it has gussets. I know you like gussets They got crotch gussets. They got a little bit of stretch in them, but they're mostly american caught and they have

Wait, they have an elastic the taper ones. They have an elastic like waistband thingy performance waistband. They call it Hey, you can tell I'm nerded out on this pants. Oh, yeah, give me the tapered. Give me the tapered. What the fuck? Look at that. Let me look at that. Look at that material looks fucking sexy. You want the tapered? Yeah, the tapered ones. I like the tapered ones I just want to why they're so baggy Are you baggy?

These pants I have are just a little bit too tight down at the at the legs Which which don't go over my like boots. I fucking hate it. Yeah, I'm a 34 waist and a 30 long So as long as this like I 34 waist I know I think I'm like I'm like 34 31 I'm 34 30 like I need like the extra inch because I'm in between. It's weird

Hey Caleb. Hey, no, no I like to show a little you know They gotta redact I like little how to proceed little ankle little ankle stuff going on a little ankle show, you know All right, so I'm gonna buy a bear I got I got all of it brother. What are they called? I don't know you can know this but like I go back Afterwards and like get all these yeah, I've watched you do the post-production. Yeah, but that's how I have all these clips

Yeah, I know you're Mike. Yo, Terry. Yeah, I'm just gonna go buy a pair. Fuck it right now Right now me and you all of us. I'm buying a pair right now. I'll buy right now Right, what do I need 30 or 32? You don't even know your own waist you fuckface. Well these pants are 31's, but they're kind of loose So every every different like that's the problem. That's I'm gonna like buy two pairs of return one

Yep, yeah, I'm gonna buy a 30 and a 32. I'm getting tapered. I'm getting a 34 30 right now. What am I? What am I gonna? I'm gonna get 30. Yeah, I get 30s really? I'm short I buy 30 cuts off it cuts off it cuts off like right here Oh, yeah, because you're kind of a chino. I don't I don't like when she no pant I like having more length. No, I don't I don't I don't because I like it because I like it to cover my boot

I don't like it. Yeah. I know I want I want people to see my ankles. Yeah, that's because you're like the skater chino Yeah, yeah When I ride my motorcycle and I'm like it like pulls up a little bit. I'm late back Luke. You know what I'm saying What color you can you can roll it too and that's stable. Yeah stable. Don't buy my pants you bitch Fuck you Terry. You fucking bitch. I should have never shown him this shit You know fucking bitch, you know that

I fucking hate you. Oh, they have shorts. I have a lot of cool pants Cool pants. Oh KUHL these are not short enough Terry. What? Oh cool. Yeah Wait, what why does it show me not what's the difference between cinnamon and stable? Oh, I see it now. It's not stable. It's stable I hate you Terry. I hate you. I hate you He's ruining for you. He's ruining for you. I don't even want to be here anymore. Fuck that. I'm getting stable dawg.

Mike walks out. The surface Oh, dude, I just want you to know Mike if we show up on the same day wearing the same shit I don't even wear them. I don't even wear pants I mean, why did I get actually I wear joggers more Terry? What what do you want? I have you saved? I was like, why am I getting Terry here in my password manager?

But then I remember that I say you buy you buy me airplane tickets all the time So I can do like entries of people's information I was like I saved a bunch of your information in here just so when I like buy you airplane tickets I can wait till they have boots. Let's see what these Oh, just your day of birth boots. Yeah, every day boots. I want some every day open up a line of credit I don't have I can't because I don't have a social I give it to you

We can find it. I really only have his birthday. We can get it saved But I know it so I don't even need it saved the social dude. I give you my birthday Or my social security. I'll tell you one thing. I have some numbers Fuck you people that are listening. You're somebody like perked up. They're like, wait one number. Wait, you got it

I guess got it. He's got it. He's got it Somebody in Indonesia just freaked out Actually, there's a story so my friend my friend drew he he has a His computer was acting weird like he couldn't run like some games and then Fuck you. It wouldn't turn off And I'm gonna clip this and I'm gonna send it to drew Do you have his number? Yeah And and so and then one day just like his whole like he turned his pc off and then wanted to turn back on

No, I'm gonna save it. You know what I do? I'm gonna save it and then in like four months when drew comes on the podcast next time I'm just gonna randomly play it I'm done. Let's do it. You want a podcast on saturday? I told you already Terry. I already told you I want a podcast on saturday

Is if we can all right? Oh, we can do saturday morning, but here's the thing. I would have to come here fucking early I mean, I'll come here like early when I mean by early like maybe like seven o'clock in the morning That's fine. My dad won't be here. 7 7 30 in the morning. Let's go for it. Is that to be a working noon? Sign me If you want to I mean, it's kind of early Because I'm down to get up. I mean, I get up super early is that we could bring drew on to the podcast if you see here

But we don't have a fourth mic. It's just by one right now. Yeah by one. Okay. Get this by another arm, too Here's the thing though. How often are we gonna have four people on this thing? Not usually But like not usually we usually don't have four we rarely have three Well, we're about to have four or three more now Do these fucking six inch origin? I hate that. He's like on origin now. Just like

He didn't even know what it was this morning. We're like, hey, yeah, then he's like, you know, it's a problem Here's the problem. Oh, no, here we go. I should have known this. He's like, I need to buy a new car I should have known this motherfucker likes to buy shit and should not have recommended this thing because he's now He's just gonna buy it all. I'm gonna buy these pants instead of fucking Luluz. I mean, I'm

Hey, that's you dog. Yeah, man. Shout out to Mike Shout out we're like the three musketeers the best friends you could possibly have I was watching uh I was watching your swords in the middle. I was watching Steve Ballmer dancing videos this morning And so now it's recommending me Steve Ballmer dancing. Wait, I have a question here. I have an answer Wait, what were we talking about beforehand or a japan's no before that playing crashes That

We were talking about jew's pc. Okay, here we go. Oh, yeah, shut off wouldn't come back on again. Shut off when you come back in china getting close so We're up in uh, he put up four plus one He booted up and safe mode and got it to the launch and then he ran his antivirus to see what he had He had 29 counts of trojan bit miners india Oh

The indians got him. What is he doing? He I don't know He doesn't know where he went to get those trojans But he said it was downloading stuff But he it could have been or like he said that he stopped using chrome, which is probably a good idea Yeah, you know he's no he's using opera public service I don't know

I don't know if opera's good. I don't think opera's good. If can I get a can I get a If you are using chrome stop now They sell your nana Stop now if you have a google pixel get rid of it Punch it in the garbage throw away your google product Do you have a google assistant in your house? I do not It's a bad idea. I don't don't do it. Get rid of that shit, too He was you think chrome though. He said he was using chrome anything so you might get it from there from chrome from chrome

That's not right. No, they like sell your data. They don't like they don't yeah It could have been somewhere he went on to chrome, but now he's opera. I don't know if opera's good though He must have been something he downloaded. It has to be. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking Is he downloading either went to a site or downloaded something? I think he went to a shady site

We won't even talk about what side it probably was. No, I don't even know what side it was But then he because he was complaining about I kind of get He's complaining about fray really that's the play. I don't know. You don't think you're gonna get you're paying though That's it Matt. You could still be affected with my Pay for shit, but he was but the thing was it's like he was uh He couldn't run his games that like his monitor is a 4k monitor. He has two 4k monitors because it's a big

Using it as a botnet. So it's taking the ram and cpu and all that stuff away Yeah, he didn't know that and he thought it was because his cpu couldn't handle or not cpu, but his gpu couldn't handle it Yeah And he's like my money he's like that money clip he didn't he didn't have half his computing That's exactly what he was saying like this has been going on for a while. Oh, no This has been going on for a while. Oh, no, they probably Mind like at least a bit

That's what indios say that's a good idea. You need to put that on there. Do you want to know something? I just learned about this in india They fucking do some wild ass shit I would assume so Did you know that like when uh, did you know shipping?

Uh, cargo ships cargo containers big ass no big ass cruise ships and cargo ships No There's like there's like a crazy scam how they dispose of old cargo ships and cruise ships The people who own them like sell them to some shady people in singapore And then the people in singapore take them to india and like just dump them And like india has a whole like fucking beach where they just

Disassemble big ass ships and it's fucking it's a reef built out of ships. Bro. It's terrible Like though people in india who work there are getting like fucked up and shit and they're like dying all the time and Because there's lead paint and all sorts of shit And that's that's how that you can get shipping cheap and cruise ships cheap because they don't have to pay to disassemble them

Because they just give them to india and they just hack them apart and people die. Yeah Wasn't that like Think about that next time you build a cruise You're never been on cruise Huh, you're the one that goes on a cruise and a not again Well, I'm just saying I've never been on one I've been on one but it was only for like a day trip to like the Bahamas I went on a royal Caribbean in the in the Bahamas and caribbean

It's it's just like I don't know I'd rather just a bunch of crazy loud families on a boat in the it's not I mean, I don't know. It was I'd rather just go back to Switzerland My comment was I'd rather just like fly to one of those islands who went to and to stay in the island Go to portugal I like the fucking Caribbean But portugal is like A wise Caribbean like but cheaper Great poor quality. This is what some dude. Jeffrey K says poor fit a great fit poor quality his button fell off

And I'm sure they fucking fixed it. Yeah Someone shows the read all the reviews and I bet you their customer services right here thousand percent good Terry crotch wore out faster than preferred What's he doing with his crotch? Why are you putting that cross boy? What are you doing? Disappointed we know why Mike's knees are rough on his pain. I gave it three full days to resolve this

These are origin pants. I wouldn't have them worn out exactly, but you know Still what's he doing partly because I hate the materials probably like heavier weight, but yeah, it's Someone's disappointed. You know that's a stick Caleb I'll show you later. No, I'll show you I like how you like when you say shit you like you speak with it Hey, it's harry. How are you doing over there? You finding your pants. All right. Why are you reading reviews? I'm reading reviews. Hey, hey, hey

Why are you reading reviews because it's fun to read? You know what I just asked harry I just said why are you reading reviews? He goes I'm reading reviews Yeah, motherfucker. You got to read reviews dog not quite I love origin And what they are doing look at grapefruit It's almost taste out of this and a little bit. You know what you should do is put grapefruit in it like a grapefruit You know what you should do terry, but

Suck a dick. Yeah, you said it not me. Yeah But I'm just saying well played well played well if you want a grapefruit flavor Why don't you get some grapefruit peels and then just you said orange peels? Yeah Yeah, I may do that terry 100 freaking percent my dad has a bag of grapefruit in the fridge I didn't realize that you hit that at first. I thought you I could do a pretty good. Do you know what tfr stands for tnr tfr tfr

What does tfr stand for? temporary flight restriction They're crafting clutin drone Oh, I like that we're so wetter out the top. Yeah, yeah, Terry are you proud of this one? I'll be quiet because in it it will pump water once you flick a switch you'll pump water In there and it'll just shoot guzzling water out the top We were talking about the california fires. Yeah, and then my my my theory was Go ahead drawing

How to get water from the ocean up to the mountain and and there was talking about it. Wait, hold on What is it? What in the green drawing is this? I forgot to draw the water. Why are you drinking when you're gonna go play frisbee shut up because he's not gonna go play frisbee I am So there's there's the water and then there's the pipe that goes into the water You know, he he did this exact same demonstration last time after he drew this so go ahead terry

The floor is yours. So so what will happen is is that we'll we'll have a pipe that goes into the ocean And then and then so the pipe will go We'll drill some boreholes and shit like that and we'll put it in the mountain, right?

And then we'll put it we'll seal it off with picture. It looks very sexual it is And then it would just sit like flush with the ground on top and then there's a little like pump thing okay, and then And then once a fire starts, yeah, they just fucking turn that flip pump flip that switch flip that switch on and then Guzzling water would just shoot out and just pour all over the and just create landslides instead of fire I mean, what will it what will it be terry?

Guzzling water. This is like a million dollar idea. Million dollar. This is a billion dollar. This is a billion dollar idea Oh, I also have another idea too. Who was that with? Oh, my thing is broken. No, it's not. Oh, it's not playing. And then I have another idea. So you know Why is it not working? I have another idea Just restarted We have an it guy in the room

I'm not that good. So my theory. So I have another one. So, you know how on like roadways where there's a lot of water So that you know, there's So, you know how those roadways right the roadways on the highway roads, you know, there's like standing water Yeah, hey, do you know member terry's wants to be a transportation person? Yeah

F1 circuit designer. Yep. Yep. And so no terry wants to be the transportation secretary. If anybody becomes Hey, we should go to germany though because all this construction that they have where they're like, oh, we're gonna You know redo this reservoir Bullshit pass through whatever in germany. They literally build like a new over. It's a semi trailer And you just go over and they like shit so fast. I'll get like it's so much better. 50,000 of those things. Yeah. Yeah. All right, continue

So then oh wait, we're on the wrong page or not. Yeah, I gotta go back a page. Well, yeah, so this would be like a little like Think about like, you know, those water waterless toilets like urinals Yeah, it would be like that on the roadway So like no standing water will be there. So but cars can just keep driving over it. It'll be literally a drain on the road Yeah, so wouldn't be have like standing water all the time. But the only thing is that will either get clogged and then like

This will go into like a like a, you know, a water runoff place or whatever. Yeah, that's a that's a billion dollar idea. Yeah, yeah It would take a billion dollars to implement that into oh 100 freaking percent. Yeah, but you know what I would make a lot of Money you would Okay, what's going on over there Mikey? What's wrong? It's not working. It's like My my my

Nothing happened. I actually do have that. I actually don't have this Oh, because you can see what it says in the oh, no, I don't know what it says I really just don't know. I just memorized him over the time But I still fuck it up though. And you know, I never I tell him when he just goes Bing me me me. I say read the screen and find out what you're saying. I doesn't say it on the screen. Yep. It does it does What that thing do?

Yeah, I showed it what that thing did. Terry, it's not working. Yeah, Mike What did you show you what the thing did? What is it saying on the fucking screen error? What does the error mean? I don't know Did you plug it plug it out plug it back in? Yeah, yeah Why is it saying error on my El Gato? I'm pissed off right now error El Gato Gato Yeah, it's like not recognizing the audio stream. I really want to get one of those now It was working like that would be sick. It was looking great

Wait, you know what I was about to play they have bigger ones. I'm gonna start streaming now They have bigger ones. What I was gonna play is this fuck their rules. Yeah, I saw what you're doing I was gonna play this where my god. I'm like just bring the files back into it Just delete it. Oh, maybe. Yeah, that's my Here's the one for you I am soaking wet right now Yeah, you should just literally go through and take all the ones from Deadpool and you'd be fine

I know I was like watching a Deadpool thing and I was like wait a second. This is a great one to get so many I'm sooo wet right now. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, just do you see the Wolverine one? I have oh, it's good There's a lot of one liners. Dude. I watch I just watched the intro. It's pretty good. It's pretty good

No, have you seen this theory? No, have you seen this? I've seen Deadpool and Wolverine. Yeah, I've seen the movie I haven't seen it and I this came up on my youtube And I was like this is amazing because like it's old school in sync Bro, and I was like I was getting after it with the in sync song. I'm gonna just play this because fuck you guys

Because I haven't seen it. Yeah, and I saw this video and I was like, oh I can watch the intro And he's like dancing to bye bye bye and I was like this is amazing They did a great job. They did Disney plus No, I know someone that does I have an access I have access to it, but it's the one with ads and I refuse to watch ads the one the one I when I watch We'll hit you up. We got you. I just want to hear the dancing

I got to be honest. I've always how can you hear dancing? You can see dancing. Shut up Terry. Here we go I'm not gonna give you my weapons, but I promise not to use them There are 206 bones in the human body 207 if I'm watching God, which if I'm looking at my wife like lively. Yeah Here we go. I'm watching that actually He he does something with for like lively Well in in this part too, you can see some things that are quoting. Well, she was like highly involved in the movie

This is a really good marvel intro. Oh, yeah, all the marvel intros. They did a really good job Oh, yeah, did you know this is the only rated our series in marvel know that Disney has yeah, and it's the only one we're watching. Yeah back You know what I think it is I just really like this song Yeah, and haven't heard it for a long ass time and then it yet and it's flat You know what really pissed me off. You know what this song slaps terry. It does it always did in sync

Bye bye bye slaps hard. I just wanted you to know When when this came out I had a like a co-worker of mine that is a young boy Okay Hey, if you're listening it's terry Okay, put him on your left. Go ahead. But he's a young he's a young adult A young man a young adult male and he goes and then he's like yo play that Oh, I thought you're gonna give it to me Save that For an alcoholic you're really slow. I'm not an alcoholic

I just mean someone who likes to drink cuz like look at me. I'm drinking But I poured half of yours into mine because I wanted it Am I projecting Probably Yeah, don't worry. I'll catch back up. What did I say? What did I say when we were out there? I said, I don't really want to drink today because I drank a lot tomorrow yesterday And then what did you say like and I said fucking Oh, dude go try baby. So And they like his dancing is so fucking cool. So Uh

I heard this laugh kind of a bitch. She's hot as hell, but she's kind of a bitch. So Really? So the kid was like hey, uh I hate you that's fine. He goes. Hey, can you play that? We're gonna get copyrighted. That's okay. We don't we actually we get copyrighted But what happens is we just get we just can't monetize it That's the only thing Because we were doing what before not doing not care um But what he was saying was like, hey, can you play that Wolverine?

I mean uh Deadpool Wolverine song like the the theme song in there. I was like, what's the theme song? And then he thought this was the theme song. He thought this was the theme song And I was like, what do you mean? You mean bye bye bye by in sync and he goes Is that the song? Oh, no Yes, you're making me feel real. That makes you feel real. It's 2025 so you might not know that it's it's in sync from the 2000s That makes me feel it made me feel so fucking old. I told him that too

What music streaming service do you have if you have one? Don't use Spotify. Please don't say you spotify I have apple music I had apple I still have apple music. Yeah, I used title now though Do you have to pay for it? Yeah, oh I like that email I have one of those emails I like to use I use a bunch of those services

I got Terry I got Terry on the good shit. Yeah. Yeah. He was on some bullshit for a while. Yeah, I had I had one I still have some bullshit, but that's just cuz you know, I had the one that starts with an N And then I just I just canceled it to get the one that's such the the one that was on the screen. Yeah Hey The original whether dancing with the puppet ship, I just want to say all the new

There's some like that's the album. Yeah, by the way, go fuck yourself Are you young ins there's some skills on change that There's some that was the last time there's some catchy there's some catchy new like pop songs Yeah, but when you go back to this shit

It's still kind of slaps. Oh, yeah, it's still kind of face cap boy. You be yo, you be yeah, yeah, that song. Yeah, it's right there number three Yes, see look But look look if you look at it it says bye bye bye from Deadpool and Wolverine they Fucking they like over took it. Yeah, that's so sad That's because that's what's popular Like this and then goes by by by yeah Oh, oh gosh the original the original dance this one. Yeah, yeah the original dance

When I used to watch MTV all the time they did behind the scenes of how they made this. Yeah, it's pretty interesting Yeah, that was that was the tunnel the tunnel that they're in Actually is revolving and they're trying to dance at the same time They'd be very annoying the dance would like It'd be cool because they're like getting the float around and shit. Yeah Just the beat slaps kind of like Why is Joey wearing a red cross?

It's really funny that only two of them really sang Which was this guy in Justin I said everybody was just uh harmonics Right in the coattails I mean not a bad coach out the ride. Yeah, look at that shirt Where did they do that this thing it's in it's coming up Yes, there it is JT looks so different. Yeah He's so talented though like his SNL stuff It was right there

He was great in that social network movie. Yeah, where he played the guy who looked pretty nabster and shit like that Yeah, that was his first like acting role What's the other one he did time? Was he the guy in time yeah with the Dakota fanny Amanda seeford knows it was Dakota fanny. Nope I'm right. You're okay. Okay. I don't know. He was the boy. He was the guy in that one. Yeah, that was Amanda seeford Okay, I'm almost certain

Dakota fanny was so young when that movie came out. She was not playing in that movie. Wait. Is it push? Is she said no, who's the chicken push uh Jessica Biel? Wait push in time. It's called in time in time. It's Amanda seeford Is Amanda see for it. Ah shit. That kind of looks simply though. If you look really fast

But Amanda see for it's like 10 years old, right? Yeah, but Amanda see for it's still hot Yeah, so it's every girl from mean girls I knew you were gonna say that You know, I didn't have anything and no I have everything I give you comedy gold I didn't have anything and now I have everything So All the listeners are just listening to us listen to it in single What is he doing? What is he doing?

It was at the very beginning but they kind of cut it out All right, there it is Sideways, yeah I liked space cowboy a lot This this album was March of 2000. Holy shit. You're even born I'm not gonna dox myself. I shouldn't say that I shouldn't say that uh Wait 90 I'm not doxing myself. Yeah Fuck You're younger than my youngest brother Not my youngest brother my my youngest brother who's like my whole brother your third brother. Yeah, I was gonna say yeah, I'm pretty sure

You know what's weird your youngest youngest brother. I got you My youngest brother was like Yeah, I know how old he is because he was in I had a girlfriend in high school that she taught his swim lessons Do you remember that? Yeah, yeah Because I was like, hey, I was like I was like this kid has like the same if I knew this I completely forgot this Yeah, and then he teaches swim now That's full circle because he's like went through all his um, yeah

No, she used to train like you go do a training for like yeah, whatever red cross. Oh, yeah, that's that's my No way. It's crazy. Yeah Full circle. Jesus christ Wait, what was the other band uh backstreet boys. Thank you New kids on the block Yeah, but there's only like two people that's singing this fucking song like two in I Which was chaz Or jc Is just the song I want it that way I want a three I Wait, what?

You gotta say that I just hearted millennium the album This because it was the millennium when it came out 99 Oh, shit When such a good song dude, I remember this album and I want a three way Damn harmony Yeah, we don't fuck around Can I just say something the people who are creating the beats for these songs this time were so much more talented than the new people Right there christian london and max martin Those are the people the composers actually you can see it right here

I love do you want to hear a beat that terry created? Oh with collaboration from me, but really terry was the last time I tried to do the thing where uh, do you want me to play the form? Who was that? Oh you did it on snl and he did it with a cup. Who was that? I forget who did that I'm sorry. Oh, you're talking about um, what's your name? No, no the dude Um Because there's a cup song which was uh, no, it's not a cup. No, no, no, what's your name not not from pitch perfect

Yeah, but what's your name? Anna Kendrick. Yeah, she's hot. She's she's also supposed to be super fucking cool Okay, somebody that's like from I know somebody that's from her hometown that she goes back to and like he's met her a couple times at the bar And he's like she's exactly how you'd expect it to be she's super no bubbly All right, terry terry made this song. You ready for it? Terry made this beat

Ready? I'm ready Okay I Here is the first version that's like an intro song I put the I put the bass intro I put the it's going to be I put the bass drops in this is like the original Just the beat There's a clap, yeah All right That's pretty good I like it that was Mike what really happened was Mike was fucking around with it and then he played me a little piece of it And I was like wait you need to do it there there and there and then he's like he goes what and I just changed it around

Just a little bit and then it worked. We had a better one. No this this terry We had this is the this is the one terry we had a good one and then he fucked it all up and then we made a better one No, then we made a better one I think that that bass drop is too heavy. I think it might be too heavy. It needs to be quiet I don't know how to make it quieter You see like a Okay It's kind of banging, huh? We just started making music on the side. That should be the next endeavor

We made it on this software. It's like free open source LMS you can like make beats and shit. They can be like the new roof is your soul All right, you want to make one terry you want to edit this one? Let me load it real quick I guess we're doing it live we did it live last time we did it live last time I don't know not really the artsy kind of guy you came up with that I'm not artsy, but I guess I could do some stuff I guess if I could pull it out of my

Had a trip. Oh damn. All right. So this is the one I so this is the one that terry came up with and then I modified Did you figure it out? That needs to be quieter yep So which one's the bass drum? This one bass yeah Oh, yeah, so is there like a volume like thing that you can do any closing on the left. No, but that's just Yeah, turn it down

There you go. It turned out just a little bit. It's not not zero like go to like yeah that works That's the master volume not oh Well, maybe if you turn it on the master volume I don't know how to turn on the right of the bass drum or the bass punch whatever that is What bass warm bass warm bass scroll down see where it says vol warm bass. Oh, yeah, turn that down turn that down

Well now we're cooking with fucking gas. There you go. Now try it now try now we're cooking There it is here we are wait wait now can you go into it you can go into it It needs to be quiet like that. Yeah This thing's kind of cool luck figure out this is Terry came up with this beat This is And this is the uh Bass drum That's simple That's like that's like the um Every 90s euro techno beat is that right there? Oh, and then you can just click squares to make it go longer

What's the meat? Yeah So, yeah, that's that's pretty sick I think I think you need something because then you could you need to have like a The mic system, but you could get those little things where you can a keyboard. Yeah So you play the little buttons So, uh, I can add that and stand by because I'm new to this thing I need to add a piano. I believe it is so you can add a piano roll to that beat So this is just the beat the beat and you can like go boop boop boop

Can you use a keyboard? Yeah, but like they have a physical no you can get like a physical t-butt then you get a But it's just those like square, but like if you look up that s and l thing you'll see He just does it with one of those like repeat boxes and it's like has like six keys on it It's just like this it's like a pad like this It's like a pad like that and then you know, it's like piano keys assigned to it. It's like not it doesn't have piano keys

It's just like you assign certain sounds and stuff to it. It can just be like Yeah, I don't talk about I don't talk about yeah Like and he's got a beat in the background playing and he's tapping his buttons as you go But you can assign different things to it or tone it. Yeah, or whatever. So like you can make piano like melodies in here too. But I just like this so good to Terry. You know what shout out to you Terry Shout out to me What a guy what a fucking guy

I think you just click on that click on the worm base for me the worm base. Yeah, click on it No, no, no inside there. Yeah, what it click on it In there

What am I doing? You see how it has volumes and then you can do like Like volume pan pitch so go to pitch up and up Then you can change the pitch of this the the oh, yeah, you can pitch it up you can pitch it up or pitch it down So like you can play it Oh That's like that did that go Or you can pitch it or you can pitch it a different way did that actually save Yeah, it's safe Oh, I think so it did it did Oh, okay, did yeah You like that go the other way pitch it up

Pitch it up pitch it go the other way No, I'm trying it's a fucking weird thing. It's hard to do. It's hard. I can't do it Oh, there you go 10 Bitch no just double click it please. Yeah better like 15 No play Go to like 30 pot. Yep. I was gonna go like 50 50. All right, let's see It doesn't really change it all that much. No, it just makes it wait. Go to the go to the next part I like it better than the stock one though. Go to the go to the effects one. It's the fourth tab in fx

Fx in this little window in that little window. I can't see you're literally right there. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. No No, left. Yep to the right. There you go. The other right effect Can't add to the bottom Jesus fucking christ my screen small artificial latency. I don't know. I'm just I'm just like Oh, you have to control it though hit the decay the gate Uh, I don't know what these things do. I don't know

I don't know. We're learning live. Wait, hold on. Hold on. I'm out of here. I'll turn the rule between one and one No, I didn't do anything. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Can you cook that piano down there? Oh How do I make this one? You probably have to read like add another layer. Wait, take that little box right there. The little white box by next to c5 This is picking this all up. This is fucking amazing. Gotta take that box and go all the way to the end. All right. Thank you, Terry

Now now play what you want. Oh Turn the volume up a little bit on the bass. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah go to like 50. Yeah, I don't like that one I don't like that one. Whoa, no, it's because of the pitch. Yeah, change the pitch to I'm gonna take this off. No, it's the pitch The pitch? Yeah, go to zero. I can't see. It's a fine. You're right there. Just go to zero. Just double click and go to zero Shut up, bitch Turn it like please do this No

The reverb? It's the reverb something. Yeah I want to delete this What? How do I take this latency off? I don't know I don't know. Just turn it off. Copy paste edit remove Delete the whole thing. I think it's off. Yeah, it's off. It's not on. No Why is it not doing it? I think you probably have to bring that back down. Bring what back down? The box. What? That white box. That white box.

That white box is where you were before because it's gonna set it to the pitch. It's that pitch that's doing it. See? That's the original. How do I delete this? Just don't worry about it. Just don't turn it on. I have no idea. But I want to go to this. Go to the piano. Go to the piano. No, no, no. Go to the piano. Right next to FX and Tab. There's a piano symbol. Nope, that's not the piano. It's like a blind lady to blind.

This is cool. I mean, I could see how you can really get into this. Yeah, I was getting after it. Wait, wait a minute. How do I save it? Oh, save right here. Oh, no, that's not the same. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. How do I change? Don't fuck this up. No, it's just telling you which one you can have when you click a button, when you click on the piano.

But how do I save that? Save what? This beat? Just hit save. Just hit save. You don't even have to do that. It does it automatically. But I don't want to save this file. But cancel. Make a new, like an overlay, like copy and paste. Oh, this is it. Nope. It sounds like a heartbeat. I just want to change it. That's wranging my ears. How do I save this note? Anyway, that's cool software. I had a good time with it too. Hell yeah. Definitely something to play around with. Hell yeah.

Should I put this into our intro Terry, but like quieter? You can put it as in like over our... That bass is too deep. I'm going to do this one. It's no deep. It's no bass. Then we do like Duru the storm. I like it. I like it a lot. Alright. I really got nothing else. Okay. Do you have Terry's shitty clips anymore? No, I stopped doing that for a while. It's been a while since I've done that. I stopped doing them because they were all shitty and I didn't want to do them anymore.

Some were more funny. I mean, I have... Let's get into it. Terry's shitty clips. I know. I mean, if you really want to, we can go back into my shitty clips and see if I can find some. I've sent you some shitty clips. Isn't it sad that he doesn't do it anymore? Yeah, that's sad. It's a sad time. You need that segment on the podcast. I didn't actually label all these, so making a fucking intro is going to be a fucking pain in the ass.

Here, Mike. Here's this. I just randomly have this and I'm going to air drop it to you and then we can go through all my shitty clips. Oh, whoops. The work? Part of me wishes you just had two sips of Negroni and I had two full Negronis. I can go make you another one. Yeah. Did you get it? What? Let's take shot. No. Yeah. There's a bunch of them in there. Terry. I'm not joking. There's a bunch in there.

Damn, that dude got some chicken wing sucking power. Even my big old fat ass can't do that. Damn. Yo, we should get some wing stuff on the way back. I had to go with it. You're hungry, aren't you? This dude waxes himself in the balls. I know that. I've already seen it. He's spinning a ball with some rope on it. At the end of the rope, there's a ball. And it's sped up the velocity. Where are you from? I'm from Houston. I'm from Texas. I haven't been there. I love to disappoint you.

That's that guy. What's his name? It's like a one word. It's something to ask, isn't it? Yeah. Sketch. The keto learning a back flip is a surprise in us. She's hot, but yeah, she fucks up. You can already tell she's going to fail. She doesn't do it. She doesn't do it. I'm not going to surprise, bitch. I forgot she was going to do it. Surprise, bitch. You skipped the first video care. I'm scared. Oh, that hurts so bad. Motherfucker. If you don't want to interview this, tell me, bro. Jesus.

Pull it together. What is he holding? I don't know if y'all drink coffee, but I don't normally drink coffee. And when I do, I feel great. I'm like, man, I'm so energized and I feel alert. And I just, why don't I drink more coffee? And then my booty's like, this is why. I went to the bathroom. I was like, you know what I mean? You ever do like you got a sauce on your way.

I went to the bathroom and it was weird because I went to the, you ever go to a public restroom and you're not going to start to see if someone's in there? No, you look down and see if there's legs. The guy in size to this open. You know, we can just go through old ones, Terry. That's right. I have a bunch. I don't know what he's expecting me to do. Like, yeah, I have a re-upping on these. A fridge between a fridge and a butthole. What? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

It's like, it's like a proper looking girl doing it. She's losing it. It's better because it's like a proper looking girl doing it. That's so cool. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no. Have you seen the Punisher with a... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. With John Berndtall?

Yeah. Where he's like going, where they're in the room with killing his family and he's like, no, no, no, no, no. I have those clips, audio clips. Oh, no! There's no context. I think the Cox got this tonight. The Cox go hard. They do go hard. Like this team is tough. Like in those other games, that's when she was finishing that lane. The length of the Cox is long. The sipping the tree. It is a game of inches. Ask the Cox. And they're taking those... Diana, Diana, Diana, Diana, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Inches. She's fucking savage. The Cox. Here come the wieners just shooting out and absolutely pounding to victory. And or the lead, it's Boehner the wiener. This wiener was straight and strong. Oh, God. Right. Right, a little tiny bit. Sorry, Terry. You're good, Norman. So, Nicky, tell us about your beaver. Alright, I'm proggin. Oh. That would hurt so bad. I love to like stop like he knows it's gonna happen. Oh, the second... It looks like he's gonna walk. The second noise of the slap.

Oops, this is a good one, Terry. I remember that one. Each bowl has two packs of ramen. Exactly two packs. And I'm usually a one-pack girl. A bullshit? A bullshit. I think I said that to you. If you got to take a shit in a hurry, don't worry, we got you. Doodle is here for you. I need this. I think I said that to you. I think so. If you got to take a shit in the hurry, don't worry. We got you. The doodle tent is here for you. I need this. You're back yard.

Barbecue, funerals, family and you and you just take that seat, put it together and put that toilet thing on it and you sit down and you let that load go. No more holding that number two. We got a. Tomorrow is World Naked Gardening Day. If I need to know, is there a Naked Gardening Club in Philly? Mike would like to join. I'd like to see the hoes and the rakes and the trouts. All the equipment. No, you know. He's trying to dig himself up. Shut the mic. You again. You can't fuck this up.

This is a Kiwi. Can't fuck this up. This is delicious. And if you did not just eat the hairy part of the Kiwi, holy. You can't fuck this up. If you're having a bad day, remember this. Life is like a wiener. Sometimes it gets hard for no reason, but it won't stay hard forever. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the message that we leave you with today. Shout out to Terry and his shitty ass clips. Hey, those are the shitty ass clips. Let's get into it. Terry's shitty clips. I know.

I just like the. I'm usually a one-pack girl. Yeah. Bullshit. I got more if you want. You going to Frisbee? Yeah, I'll send you another one. We got to edit, remember? Yeah, you're right, but we're good. We should be fine. We just have to make sure we have time to edit. I'm going to Frisbee. I'm going to Frisbee. It's the statue of Litterbee. I'm a bad kiss shit, my ass. I need some of those fart ones, Terry. No guy farts. No, we're not playing those. Why is it, here's one. Oh, he rips.

I remember that one. It's kind of fun to spam these. This one's a fart one too. Just smile at me kiss. I think we determined that was fake, Terry. It's got to be fake. Today's Korean phrase of the day is 방구 냄새. 방구 냄새. The translation to that is smell like fart. No, sorry. Try again. Kicked in the face. It's nuts. Oh, I remember that one. Try his nuts. That's like what you did with the back side of me earlier. Try his nuts.

If anybody ever questions like the fact that humanity has a future, just watch that video. I know, though, we have a bright future. Try his nuts. God damn it. I got more. I love that beat, Terry. I got more. You want more? Okay. Last one and then we're going to... And then I'll show off my mad editing skills. I've seen them a few times. It is what it is. It does go from one hand to the other, even though I should be able to do it, but it's whatever. We're so dumb that farts are funny.

There's a minute of farting here. I remember this one. That's what I would do after a fart. Farting. He just did it himself. The stern look. Terry, you have frisbee? Yeah. He's bleeding. What sound does an Fart sound make? Shout out, Gunter. I'm a high-performance athlete. James, it's Valkyrie. I hope in the restaurant. How are you feeling? Get the wall. What? Oscar Piaz, re-win. I am stupid. I'm a high-performance athlete. I'm a high-performance athlete. I'm a high-performance athlete.

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