#141 - “bookin and lookin”

Welcome back to your favorite podcast in wait am I muted no I'm not Great entry boys Welcome back to your favorite podcast. We are here for your entertainment pleasure for your listening pleasure The boys are back We're back we're back we're busy and Terry's got gaping holes in his mouth. I got gapers That's a title right there. I got gapers gaping holes in his mouth. What are those things called like air Airbnb? We're trying to book our our trip folks being B. It's a it's a other apps

Other I forgot what there's like a house sharing like other house sharing apps. Yeah, I just don't know what they're called Just search how sharing a barb. That's what I call. It's called. It's called a fuck me in the ass Is that I don't think that's totally unreasonable. What do you guys think is? $129

Excessive for like dude cleaning fee on a three-night Airbnb. Wait, I don't think it's like there's four So there's another called Verbo VRBO okay, so I'm gonna go to Cocoa Beach again Okay, because hear me out it could be a tiny bit cheaper because it's a competitor and trying to gain market share correct And it could be the person that's that same house that we're trying to but also fucking it also on that same fucking site Terry you're a fucking they're the man right now

I'm fucking where is it? Don't tell people Terry, you know, I just want to say though Like this is the price right here Terry Basically, it's gonna be that yeah probably But I do have I do you do have or you do believe I do believe I do have options You do believe you have I do Um Minimum of two beds. Hello Is that an appropriate show title what gaping holes in your mouth I mean that's Mouth hole mouth holes mouth holes. That's it right there mouth holes mouth holes

Dude I really wish you know, I would say like some of these these are trap. Okay, Verbo verbose dodo There's a reason they don't have a market share well, it's like this one Verbo is like saying like Wait, Terry tonight. These people are super hosts. That's why I say Show title which makes me super super hosts. They're a Highly rated ho they have ABC fine wine and spirits man. We can fucking rip And they have to check a box going home

Exceptional check and experience go to rip Ron John surf thing. This home is six minutes to the beach Okay, that's fine. Okay, so I have an idea here Hey look, Terry look look look look look This this mount to the air mart, so that's how long it'll be on the commute that morning. Yeah, okay I have an idea fast Wi-Fi and safe neighborhood Terry has an idea. I think we should get this one Pets allowed that's good back. No, we should not that one. I

Mean this is basically what we need. That's what we it's what we want driveway is as well as street parking available No, we don't need street parking and closed patio with lights and a fan Dude I'm fucking a genius man. Are you still looking at Oh cleanliness is a high cleanliness. This is good Okay, that's it. Are you still looking for other hotels? They have a washer and a dryer we can do our laundry

Oh, they don't have the carbon monoxide line more screwed. We're gonna die. I'll bring it. I'll bring one Where you'll sleep. I want to see the patio We're nerding out over Airbnb's folks. Terry's booking them and I'm looking at them. Dude. Okay, Terry's booking and I'm looking That's show title booking and looking I'm on a fire. Wait, where the fuck are we like a booking and looking? Okay, here we go

Can you please explain in words what you're doing so the people know so you're not just sitting there going? Oh, yeah Yeah, oh shit. Yeah, I'm like explaining words so people understand because I'm explaining the pictures You got excited looking at being being These for one day close by Just you know, maybe For one day for one one night. Do you want to like check in and out of a bunch of them? Well, if it's cheaper, I Don't want to move around

That's fine. Doesn't that make sense spend more time actually doing fun stuff. Yeah Yeah, this is the patio. That's the patio. It's an enclosed patio. Mikey Mikey Mikey Mikey Mikey Isn't that cool? My string lights Talk to me talk to me goose talk to me Okay, talk to me for one night How much did we say for a one nighter? Well, this is 180 a night. No, no, no for like the other nights

The other days the other days that we're staying in shit. Oh a regular price. Yeah. Yeah, just yeah go to that one night in 135 150 something like that. Okay, I Can get a B&B for It's a one bedroom, but it's okay. I can sleep on a couch I will I will sleep on a couch is for you. I don't want you to I want to stay here

No, I get that we're in a different state right now. We're in we're in Arlington Oh Well, you're done you've already locked this in I'm cool with that you locked it I'm locked in I'm way past that now I thought you were still looking at other places here. No, no, no, you want to stay at these places everywhere

It's possible. I see I Think about it, but Terry keep in mind actually that's really trash keep in mind $39 for fucking I think keep in mind Terry the other places are going to be in and out so it might make more sense to just be at A hotel that makes for a quicker check process. I just might in my head. I just realized that

It says 119 a night. Yeah, but also, there's a Cleaning fee correct for $39 correct, so it just becomes more so I This is a better idea for a longer stay for a longer stay, correct We when we go on vacations, correct from here on out, correct if we stay over

More than one day three days then we go to these we do airbnbs. Yeah, we're fucking stupid We're not stupid because we were coming from the standpoint of like the one-nighters That's why we're focusing on the one-nighters That's why we're focused on hotels because hear me out the reason why I say we're stupid Again, yeah, it's because when we went to the f1 race in Austin. Why don't we just get into b&b?

Well, first of all, I guarantee you they would have been insane also probably so and probably booked up So There's that all right, I say This is what you do. I say we do hotels for the one-nighters and then we do this place Okay, this is what we do Here's the question though. Yeah For the Orlando night, what do we do there? We should still be in Orlando, right? No, we just stay there

No, you misunderstand. I have an idea Because Shut the fuck never mind this day we fly in late We're gonna want to be at a place right by there That's fine Because that same day we're gonna check out early of that little hotel Yeah, do shit in that area before we drive out to the coast. So this whole trip is gonna cost us around 2400 dollars roughly 25 No, if you take the the 188 away, it's like 180 a night. You said 180 You are just such a stickler for money. I do love money

You are just such a stickler for money. I do love money You're a sticker for monies and you can't do math Stickler for monies so 2500 dollars for this fucking trip That's a lot of endo But it's like a once-in-a-lifetime astronaut Experience this is the ultimate tour for like nasa if you're trying to do it. Yeah Yeah, you do know that i'm doing this with or without you. Oh, are you?

Yeah, you know, I just helped you. Do you remember that when I told you about this? I said hey terry Yeah, i'm gonna do this and you were like, hey i'll come too and i'm like, okay But I want you to understand something you should have a I will be going If you and and i'm very happy you want to join but i'm just saying like i'm going no matter what So I just want you to know I just want I just wanted to go because I think you need a friend

I do but I could also be fine. I don't want to be I don't want you to be by yourself You might get raped and I don't want you to get raped. There's a higher chance that happens with you There's a higher success rate if you're by yourself, you might know it's a higher chance if you're there Oh, yeah, that's 100% Yeah, and it would be acceptable Okay Do you want to drive or me?

Uh, I don't care. I'm fine. I'm down. Ooh, you should drive Uh, okay I'm down then you're responsible for anything that happens just so you know Then i'll drive I don't mind i'm just saying that's what that means though terry I don't want to be responsible for it means if anything happens you're financially responsible I don't want to I don't want to be a part of that. So i'll drive. Yeah, you're a good driver Okay

I just want to make sure you understand the consequences of what it means. Oh, yeah, I understand the concept of It I just don't really feel like doing it driving Uh, I kind of like just chilling to be honest Wait, I have a question. Do you what do you want to go through like budget? That is budget. All right, cool. It's already done. It's not booked, but that's what I did. I have I have things Were we picking it up? Uh, lorlando mco mco Yeah mco Pick up and drop off

Oh fuck was I supposed to start with the supermax song? Uh, it's okay. We can do it later. Okay. I'll queue it up Max, uh, by the way, everybody spoiler if you don't watch f1, uh max one is fourth title Max the crowd that's that's when you play I don't have it yet. That's when you play it. I don't have you a little late on it But that's when you play it. When do we pick up the car the saturday? Yeah Friday friday friday and then drop it off tuesday. We drop it off off tuesday

And it'll pick it up late at night like 9 pm and drop it off at noon. Yeah, so wait What time do we pick it up? 99 pm 9 pm and drop it off on like noon. Yep Okay, and then Uh Supermax supermax brother. All right max max max supermax Max Oh fuck I don't that's not good. What if I don't have that I don't have that What does it want it wants my it wants me to do a one-time password to my uh, uh work email and I'm like

To get the discount rates. Yeah, terry we can work this all out later You fucking hope you fucking hope That was good. You fucking hope we have a plan. That's the important part. Do you want to do electric? No, I looked at that. I I very quickly rejected the electric section I had that same thought it because it had electric at the top. Yeah, it did didn't it I think when you look for uh rental cars now, it prompts you to have electric at the top Is it the same price for electric?

No, we're not doing an electric car I don't want to have to deal with some fucking bullshit charging This is this is uh, this uh, I am not gonna sit at a charging station on my fucking vacation For any length of time I think they do it because like I think if I ever go to like somewhere like for business, i'm never gonna do i'm gonna do electric one time I'm never gonna see how trash is. What i'm gonna do is just romp on it And just hurt myself Have you heard that what's that?

It's all about the game. No, how you play it that is I ain't never gonna stop Yeah, you know, I'll do it. I have another one. Let me show you let me show you actually I have a I have one I want to send you here you go. Here you go. Here you go I fucking hate shorts

Here you go. You hate everything about life. Here you go The big red machine william montgomery You know this guy william montgomery, uh, I wasn't able to come up with any men No, this says catchphrase right here ready thing, but I thought I would just read some of these fortune cookies just uh This week biden said half the women in his administration are women That seems high have you seen any of those fucking hags holy shit little words of the wife I

Went through probably 50. How'd you get them wrapped back a little slower? I swear. I can't understand you. I swear I got it. It don't matter I I do have one thing to say Yeah, and it's all about the respect of the craft and the art. These are two people you need to know So backing up saying who the fuck are you? I took that as disrespect not not disrespect. Don't worry about that

Respect you need to know the people that came up before you and that's great. Here it is So I want I want I want okay, okay I didn't I didn't take a are you mad? No, I fucking loved it. Okay I want to thank you for bringing it up. Thank you. I apologize. I do it to everyone here comes So maybe I didn't say that for like the last But I never go to stuff I never gonna never gonna stop You keep you were saying that for like I didn't know it's gonna be the fucking end

No, I'm never gonna stop. Here we go. Here's the comment. So maybe I need to stop. Yeah But I never go to stop You finally found like Oh, I had to stop I had to stop Nobody's gonna fucking tell me to stop Nobody's gonna fucking tell me to stop that I can't get enough of it

I ain't never gonna stop kidding. I had to stop my life was falling apart And i'm not gonna stop And you sure as shit aren't stopping me i'm not gonna fucking stop Oh, I have a folder for you so i'm gonna share it to you a folder Yeah, yeah people are you done looking at shit? Yeah, i'm i'm completely what was the did you figure out your last? Thing I completely zoned out the rental car. You've got it. You figured it out. Uh

Here's the thing it's gonna ding ding. There you go Well, you know you can trade this on keith You can share files on keith yeah, but I can airdrop it to you since you're right try sharing them on keith I want to see if it works or how well it works. Oh, okay. All right Because it's actually meant to be a good file share. Okay, go fuck myself. Okay, go fuck yourself Did you did you get it the rental car no, did you stop?

Yeah, I ain't never gonna stop Wait, is this you can't send a whole file the fuck You can't send a whole file Oh, is it not letting you I have an idea Actually, my idea is not that great I ain't never gonna stop Fucking click Click Oh my god lord have mercy on my soul Jesus terry Whoa, whoa can't send this Oh that was trash do you want to try it again Dude mike hear me out. Okay, that works too. There is another fucking mic right next to you

That you could use to do things like that. You know i'm saying like hear me out Look at that easy simple you're stupid Wait let me see that other bottle You know why you know why it's so hard Wait hold on ready Cool you know why it's so hard you're so cool. It's because you're left-handed Wait, I just did I see your can I see your holes? No, you can't are they on the bottom Or the top they're on the bottom because your top one's already out correct

So your new holes are on the bottom. Yeah, my new hole I got holes for you on the bottom. It won't let me share the big ass file Oh, did you just send payments? Yeah, it won't let me send the biggest file, okay, that's fine attach a file Why is it like is it these terry? Uh videos? Yeah, okay We haven't done terry shitty videos in a while um Can I just highlight all of all three of them and open them or no just one by one?

What should I play first? I want to play the car one first. You can play I think that one's I don't play the song. I don't play the song. The left one is the one you want to play first Because that one's uh I don't put a song because oh, this is the song the left one is song. They're both songs. This one's mexico though This is a recap of me. Oh, we haven't done in a while. We haven't done in This is a mexico gp by uh, uh scott something And scott Taylor I wonder who's gonna really replace?

Dude yuki give yuki a fucking shot His name has been thrown in his name is in the ring now in the running now Yeah, this is if they don't replace paris next year. I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. This is uh interlagos Because yeah, because there was a two-week hiatus and this is interlagos Yeah, because there's a two week hiatus and this is interlagos. I I like the fact that Liam Lawson was in the background during the Paris

interview. during that one. Besides the fight with him all the time Because he was like fighting him all time yeah, and then flipped him off the week before and Mexico in his home race

Yeah, what a fucking savage to do that in Mexico was like fuck this thing. This is what the internet was created for yep It's only 11 seconds I hate you so much sometimes it took me a minute, but I do is funny You know for a minute there, I wasn't sure what was going on because like oh, this is just a some of a down Yeah, and I was like oh, that's cool. I haven't heard them in a long time, and I was like this is nice, and then this happened What is it like a squirrel or a rabbit?

Chipmunk or something it might be just a rat

I don't know what it is. I don't know hole, but it's fucking funny though That's chop suey that's chop no that's chop suey I was thinking of Ariel's Ariel's Ariel's in the sky Something something I will shoot you in the eye That's not how it goes, but I haven't listened to that in a long time Ariel's is a really good song System of a down System of a down is fucking they're good They're good So we have a plan Yeah, we have a plan Imagine they announce a rocket Terry, listen to me

Imagine they announce like a launch Just the days we're at the beach and we're like tell me about it Just like get to watch it from the beach in our house at our house Yeah at our house It's not our house Terry let me look at it Yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah Wouldn't that be cool Yeah dude that would be fucking hot It would be hot You know what else is hot?

Feeling the heat Dude that was that was you know I'm very upset that Nicole Yeah, Nicole really fucked that up for us I didn't weren't the heat passes sold out though for that one We were just going to go see it at a random location Yeah, I think it was I think it was like Sold out That package the feeling package Mm-hmm Yeah, I was There were like two back-to-back though a couple days ago So there's a chance that they just like have one Like a random Falcon 9 launch Fucking night

That was awkward and awful and weird You know what else is weird?

You ever like Did you ever sorry to bring this up It's actually a more Normal thing and for you know I'm just gonna get to the point here In school You know you know how like sometimes we just magically just Randomly get a magic boner Okay you're gonna have to start from the top and what You know how like you know like all your hormones when you're young When you're like in middle school and high school Yeah like right when your hormones are going off from like middle school

Random bonus get random bonus because you can't control yourself Yeah, you can't control your boners I could imagine that happened to me as a kid Okay, so I'm at what did you do like like you're being the middle of class You know to be honest I do not remember at all okay so like say you're in the middle of class and you just got a random magic boner And you had to stand up and then No, you're just sitting down like you don't want it to be like poking out your pants

I wouldn't do anything if I was sitting down because you'd be hiding on your desk I don't do something if I had to stand up or like the classes ending then I tuck it in my fucking waist belt Okay there you go That's why I'm sitting down But if I'm sitting down it's hidden under the desk But if you got up you would what?

I would like I would adjust You would put it in your waistband I would move it to the most appropriate position to hide it Waistband If that was the appropriate position yes Waistband Sure yeah yeah alright cool we're on the same boat I magically like the other day I got just randomly got a boner You get random boners? Sometimes It means my hormones are still good Jesus Christ That's a good show title random boners No it's not Magical sticks Magic sticks?

Magic sticks ooh that's a good one There's only this one still on the calendar Magic sticks is good Magic sticks? Magic sticks Wait look wasn't this the one that would look like a peepee? The blue origin rocket with the big head on it? Yeah the porpoise head Magic sticks? Magic sticks or magic stick Magic stick? Yeah like that Anyways That's an awkward that's a weird thing to happen Yeah it was kind of In your advanced age Eh it's alright Were you at work?

No I just like I was like lazy like roaming around just just like magically got a boner At home? Yeah I was just like whoa what's going on here?

Alright well let's walk us through your fucking your dental procedure I want to hear about it Oh okay From start to finish Oh okay Um hey good job Shout out to me Shout out to you Okay so I got my wisdom teeth pulled out last Tuesday which aired episode 140 I don't remember the name But you should go and download it And then while you're on a podcasting 2.9 you should stream a set Race under the racing under the stars That's what it was called And yeah you should uh uh stream a set

We're still working on a donation fees Just kidding Just kidding Um anyways You got two out of your four pulled the other day? Yes I got How was it? The lower the lower quadrant of my mouth The lower two quadrants? Yes uh wisdom teeth Do you understand why I said the lower two quadrants?

Yes because they're quadrants Because quadrants means one fourth Yeah yep gotcha So two quadrants would be a half Yeah yeah yeah that's why you're supposed to uh Science bitch That's why you're supposed to Yeah Mr. White Yeah science Yeah science That's why you're supposed to brush your uh Each quadrant for 30 seconds That's why you have to brush for two minutes Fuck that noise Anyways So uh That was inappropriate What?

That fucking loud ass noise I didn't hear it It was a loud ass noise to your uh dryer probably going Mehhh Oh you heard the beep yeah I heard the beep Um so I got teeth number 17 and 32 pulled Wow I didn't know they were that number Those are your bottom wisdom teeth I don't know what your top ones are But I'm pretty sure it's not 32 And it's not 17 16 and 31 Could be Go on I don't know how it works I don't know how counting works So you get in there Sit down

They shoot you up full of numbing shit Nope This is what happens I get there You have to have a The nurse the hygienist walks in She's super hot you get a raging boner Yep and I put it in my waistband Exactly what happened Uh no so I get called back I get to this This chair And it looks like I'm about to like You know Go in for surgery Which is literally what happened It's kind of what wisdom teeth coming out is Um so the lady comes up The lady grabs me Especially when they're not protruding

It's basically surgery kind of Pretty much they weren't protruding Which is what mine were too not protruding They weren't protruding They were just worried about like Bacteria build up that could potentially happen Um but anyways So they grab me They walk me back there They grab me They walk me back there They ask me what I'm there for And I'm like Uh to get my wisdom teeth pulled Number 30 Or like they were just checking that everything was on the other end They're checking that

You were in the right mind I was the right person Oh To do this procedure on That's I bet that's a thing that's happened before They do it for the wrong people Yeah so I was being very sarcastic I was like I'm Terry and I'm here for this Please don't do something else They're like what's your name I'm like uh Terry What's your last name I'm not gonna say it Beep And then they're like What's your date of birth Also not gonna say it Um What are you here for And then what are you here for

I was like uh My wisdom teeth getting pulled And like Are you sure about that I was like Yeah number 17 and 32 How did you know the numbers Uh I didn't know that one Yeah They were just They were Um They told you ahead of time They told me like four or five times Oh Well I got a consultation the week beforehand About it And then you like immediately They're like These gotta go They're like Well So how this all started Went to the dentist Got my I got a deep cleaning On my teeth

And then the doctor A deep cleaning Yeah a deep cleaning A normal cleaning Well I had to do two sessions Yeah You nasty Well I haven't gone for like six years And my teeth were fine Um Uh They The The dentist The head honcho Said that Like I have my wisdom teeth back there But they asked me if there was any pain I was like no And he's like I'm just worried about these You know Uh Like pocket That can create bacteria And then it can also affect your heart Which Take care of your teeth

It'll also take care of your heart Um Just saying Okay PSA Um That's a good show to Take care of your teeth Take care of your heart Too long Cool that Too long Gotcha Um And then Um Anyways So he just says We're going I'm going to send you into I'm going to send you a referral And Now one said he wanted those removed And then I said And then I got to the place And then He sent you a referral to who? Like an endonontist or something?

It's like an OMS Okay It's like Ortho Oral Surgeon Something something else Okay Um And then they're like Yeah usually when they send you here They want those fucking things out I was like Oh okay we're doing that way Did they agree?

Oh yeah they agreed They didn't really agree They were just like Yeah I'm just going to rip your teeth out I don't give a fuck I get paid for this shit He's like It's probably a good idea She's like She's like I don't care one way or the other She's like She's basically like If your dentist recommends it I'm going to do it Yeah pretty much 17 and 32 out I was like This is really fascinating And then she's like Yep alright So you Were you like Is there any Any reason I shouldn't do it?

Or you just said okay? Yeah I just said okay I don't give a fuck Okay You weren't like What are the positives and negatives?

I was just straight up Let me weigh my options Pull them out Okay And she's like Okay Uh She's like Since your teeth are kind of coming in at an angle There might be some Uh You could So there's a nerve that is underneath your lip Like right where your If you're a male Like where your Uh Soul patch is On your chin Okay Right underneath your lip So uh Ladies if you Uh Know what a soul patch is I'm not trying to mansplain here But just the first soul patch on a man And then it's like right there

Anyways In all people? Not just men? Just not Yeah in all human beings Okay All people? All people But it runs along this line Okay And it's your nerves to your teeth Okay And one of my teeth were A couple A couple of wisdom teeth were close to that nerve And they were worried about if they extracted it It might cause nerve damage Permanent nerve damage Okay And she's like She She used the word I think You'll be okay?

It won't cause any prolonged nerve damage It's like Hmm Not 100% sure Very strong words to say that just in case if something goes wrong here If thankfully nothing went wrong I have feeling so I'm perfectly fine Do you have to like go back in for a follow up or something? No Okay Only if I have like Start bleeding Issues Yeah Or so What the fuck So she's like come on back and we'll rip her out Yeah she's like okay She's She's the one who did it?

Yeah But like you went back to her office I went back to her office Not the dentist Not the dentist You know what I'm trying to remember my wisdom teeth So all All the wisdom teeth that I have I want to say my main dentist did my wisdom teeth All the wisdom teeth that I had Yeah Two of them were under novocaine and just They just ripped them out The top ones? Yep Top two So what'd they do in the bottom? Made me pass the fuck out You thought it was going to be novocaine though?

No No I didn't think it was going to be novocaine Once they said they were kind of fucked up Well when They were under the gum line So there was no like Mine were under the gum line I just had novocaine Well my top two were protruding out Oh So they had to Just like I went for a cleaning and they're like Your wisdom teeth is in Do you want us to just yank it out Or do you want to schedule like To go under I was like Shoot me up daddy Oh That kind of deal Okay But anyways They went over the item

Not itemized but they went over like We're going to bill your insurance X amount of money You have to pay this X amount of money I was like Hmm okay a lot It's like 300 bucks That's not that bad No My insurance covers like 90% of oral surgeries So it's like cool I was like They're like are you okay with this I was like Yeah sure why not And they're like okay see you later What schedule are you What are you good for I was like I don't know what's the earliest you got They're like

Next week Tuesday I was like Sign me up daddy They're like okay See you on Tuesday I was like alright sweet Sign me up So the night before You can't eat eight hours prior to it Because you're not only You only get knocked out for like an hour Is it in the morning It was in the morning So you just eat dinner and then go to bed And you're good That's what I did That was the last good meal Just no breakfast though Fuck you can't do shit You can't even drink I drink water Right But

You were hungry huh Oh dude that was fucking I'm still hungry Right because you can't eat anything Do you know how much weight I've lost Just like chew in the front With like a bunch of eggs and shit Like you've been doing I just smash I like runny eggs a little bit So like runny So you basically swallow it So I just basically push it At the top of my roof of my mouth And jam it around in there And then swallow it Yeah Yeah Avocados same thing Oh nice avocados Lots of fat Yeah

So trying to keep myself fat It's not working by the way Okay I I lost weight I weighed 175 Now I weigh like 170 I lost 5 pounds Because I've been eating milkshakes, smoothies, eggs So you go in So anyway back to the story On Tuesday I go in They sit down in the chair They sit I go into the room They ask me who I am I give them all my information They tell me it's like So I'm standing there And she's like She's like take a seat I'm like So I sit down on this bed And she's like all the way

I was like God we were really pushing it And they're like They were just like They wanted to go Oh They wanted to get me going They're here to get shit done They want me in and out Right They're here to make money They're fucking They're like They're here to make money They're like cooks They want you in and out They want to make money Right And so I was like Okay cool So I lay down And then she's like I know that I was told that sometimes when you

I told them sometimes when I come out of anesthesia I get nauseous Me too So I might throw up And they're like No no I don't get nauseous I get lightheaded and like passed out sometimes I just get nauseous Okay So I just And then I pass out Yeah I pass out Or I get lightheaded I never pass out But I get lightheaded And I have to like sit down And drink some juice Otherwise I would pass out So I'm just more My nose is very sensitive It smells after So that makes me want to throw up

So then she's like Okay if What we're going to do is This is like a different type of anesthesia Mask? No They put air in my nose And the nose? Does it smell like bubble gum?

It smelled like plastic Oh Cause it's not even any flavor though Cause it's in a plastic tube But there's not even any No fuck no Good flavors No no Or smells No If you looked at it like They'd always say like It's bubble gum It's strawberry No This wasn't like that Just tasteless and smellless Yep it was just blowing air in my nose And then you just passed out And then Oh So like Did they give you an IV? So they gave Do you see this?

This fucking dude missed Oh But wait Oh It's an IV drug It's an IV Oh It's not What's the nose for? Just air? So I can breathe Oh Because they're putting the medicine in your body Yeah Oh So They don't do the like laughing gas on the mouth anymore? No She sits me down She sits me down And she's like I'm going to put this over here And we're going to put this on your nose And I was like Okay cool She's like You're going to breathe on your own I was like Oh this is my assistant Did you get a ride?

Yeah I had to Okay good They tell you So they did get a ride I remember that The person can't leave the premise Right So I got a ride And so And she's like This guy's This guy's my assistant His name's Peter And I was like What's up Peter?

And he's just like I was like Alright cool You're a cool man And then he's like Alright this is what's going to happen I'm going to Like I'm going to Jab you with this needle He's going to jab you I'm going to Light pinch Fucking misses I didn't know he missed Because I have a wicked ass fucking bruise Yeah And last time I got an IV Actually last time I got shit drawn Out of my fucking skin Perfect You got fat veins?

Yeah Like you can't miss it Yeah So he misses So he misses Didn't know While he's doing that So they hook you up to a little IV thing too So In there you can So he inserts Like a screws on Where my The knockout juice is And some people are cool about it When they knock you out And they go Alright you're going to be gone In like less than 10 seconds It's like try to count to 10 And I really wanted that I really wanted to Count back from 10 And I really wanted to beat my record Which was like 3

Okay I've never been knocked out with that shit Oh it's It's wild It's wild because You have no control over it Well they have to get So there's certain milligrams that they have to do Based on your weight And how long you want to get knocked out for Right Because they want you to wake up after Yeah Because that Because I believe how they induce comas I'm not sure about this I'm not a medical science person Is this the same shit By just cranking it up They just crank it up

And they just knock you out So they beat you too much And they still They still don't know how it works It's all just kind of a guess Like scientists Medical doctors, scientists Wait so if it didn't get in your vein Did it knock you out Oh yeah It was in my body Okay Somehow it got into I don't know if you missed How long does it knock you out for Like an hour I was knocked out for like an hour Or two Because they got to go Or an hour or two Because that's how long they got to work on it Or

Well they were I was They were saying that the procedure was Probably pretty Not They're like it's going to take us 15, 20 minutes And you're going to be knocked out for 45 So you just They're done pretty quick But then you just You just slowly wake up after overtime Yep So They Injected me with the juice The knockout juice Yeah I really wanted them to say He didn't do it though I really wanted her to say I really wanted her to say Like this is the guy that's going to knock your ass out

And then I'm like Oh damn this is going to be fun And then so And then right after that After he injected me He got like the You know how like sometimes when you You know how you have the can air You know when you turn it upside down Like it's cold He sprayed some cold shit right there And I don't know what the fuck he did He's like it's going to be cold I'm like okay And he just sprayed me And I was like I don't know what the fuck just happened Maybe to numb it a little bit or I don't know

Before he That was before he jabbed you That was after he jabbed me I don't know To reduce blood flow so it doesn't come out They put a Heart monitor stuff on my chest and stuff And then And then I was like all right cool And then It's a big deal man And then after that All I'd have for me when I got my wisdom teeth pulled All four at one time And then just shined with Novacaine and went Yeah Yeah, yeah None of this shit Heart monitor And then so after that After all that That was like

Five minutes getting into the seat Gone You don't remember? Nope You just remember waking up?

I remember waking up No, no, no This is what I remember I remember getting to the car On the way out On the way out And being helped up Into the car And they're like There's a step right here You're pretty fucked up still Oh dude, I was gone I don't even remember anything So did you have to like lay Just like lay down for the rest of the day basically Yeah Because you feel fucked up Yeah So When do you like start to feel like normal again?

I felt Like a couple hours or It was like an all day thing Like it's like my whole face was numb And like it was Do they also numb you?

Yeah Oh, they knock you out and they numb you And so like it was My whole face was numb And so I would just go It was going from Slowly coming back Right, right Slowly back And I was like Oh, okay, cool That means they started on that side And we worked our way over I guess so Yeah And then So I don't remember anything But did the like the fucked up feeling Of being out pass pretty quick?

Or were you still pretty woozy I was still woozy I just fell asleep So Damn I was getting to the car Getting in To the car And leaving I passed out Don't remember how I got There Got home Was getting help inside I remember that a little bit Don't remember anything after that And you just kind of And I was laying down Did you like just go to bed? Yeah Did you eat anything that day? Uh-uh So you slept throughout the night? Well I woke up I woke up And then I was like Oh, where the fuck am I?

And then I was like Oh, okay I know where I'm at And then I kind of was just like Icing my left and right But do you like eat anything that entire day basically? No I had some water afterwards But then it was tough I think I had No, no, no I think I had a little bit of a smoothie I was trying to eat But I was like I can't Because I'm like Fucked up Super weak So you basically didn't really eat until the next morning?

Yeah Damn There is a video Show me But I don't want to play it on air Well you can play it on air Yeah, that's fine Do you have to be worried about the audio only? Is there anything in the audio you don't want played? Well I just don't want Because this person is the one that picked me up I figured Yeah So But you just have to make sure the audio is okay, right?

Because that's the only thing people can hear on the show Yeah I don't know if like their voice is heard That's fine Oh, I see I see Yeah Kind of trying to make it Hold on You just want to Yeah Yeah pause it That was tremendous That video was tremendous I think I could play it I can probably just It's fine I like how you were trying to grab the blanket that was under you What on top We already watched it, you don't have to play it I think I should give the fans the benefit of that

So I'm going to send it to their keed So I do think it's funny That's like the every compilation I've ever seen of those things on YouTube when they're like So I'm going to play the video and then I'll give you some context I'm going to pull up like compilations of these scenarios That's fine After this That's fine But yeah, pull it up, play it, and I'll give you some context of things I don't remember in what was said You don't remember what was said, okay I'm happy that made you laugh

It's a little bit of a long one Of course There is some weird sounds I make What would you call it? Dentist Wisdom teeth pole Wisdom teeth compilation Wisdom teeth aftermath No don't do that Wisdom teeth funny, removable funny No What's the word anesthesia? Yeah coming out of anesthesia Dentist Anesthesia I don't know how to spell this Anesthesia Are you going to play the video or what?

Compilation Relax Sorry folks Yeah dental anesthesia fails Oh fail army has one Yeah that's good yeah I'll play it Oh they're fucking great It's not loading What?

I mean it takes a minute File loading is queued and will automatically show when loading is complete It's only 21 megs This is a beta product Harry Yeah you're right You gotta like be patient I'll just do it a different way You gotta like be respectful of the people Authorize Here I'll just send it to you I'm just gonna air drop it to you You can have that you can have it forever I don't want it forever Did you get it?

I think so I've never seen someone struggle to hit a button that's hella big Here it is Alright this is You sure I can play this?

Yeah it's fine Turtle No one's really playing this That's fine no one's really gonna know Just like the struggle of getting you ready for sleeping So what's happening is that I'm getting help getting my jacket off while I'm laying down Can I just say That I make a grunting noise The helper is doing a terrible job Film me with one hand That's fine What I would have done is Oh you can see my belly right there What I would have done is I would have set up a tripod so I could make it more you know

Cause it's trying to multitask She was trying not to record me cause she thinks it's inappropriate You were in a vulnerable position Yeah I was in a vulnerable position So she was just saying like Then why'd you do it?

I told her to do it Oh But she's like Oh you were like you gotta do it I said do it But then she's like I feel like you'd be in a very vulnerable position Right I was like probably That's why it's funny Yeah So she's trying to help me Also her dog is trying to help me You got a bandaid I don't know what I saw Oh I got a bandaid That's what you said I didn't catch it the first time You're like I got a bandaid Cause you're looking down at your arm right now Yeah You got a bandaid

You were like I said it Oh by the way my mouth is full of gauze Right I don't remember that I don't remember any of this I don't remember any of this Your reaction right here You're just like what? No no what you did was you reached and you were like touching it You were touching the blanket She answered the question What'd you say?

Hi television Hi television Yeah So imagine that But while I was being helped It's so much better cause I know you And the ones I've seen that are like on the internet are hilarious on their own Imagine okay so imagine Oh god That You're all bandaid and like Like hello television Imagine that But apparently while I was getting help down to the car I was saying like oh this nurse is so nice Shit like that Yeah Well of course And like She was probably nice I don't know And then like

I was saying a lot of stuff like in it But I don't remember anything I don't remember saying a lot of things I've watched so many of these And so it's so amazing to see someone I know go through it Cause like shit like this I used to watch all the time I feel good I got no pair I can't feel my toes Look at this Like that's you That's basically fucking you I did my wisdom teeth surgery myself Oh here we go Terry wisdom teeth I'm hair is gray so I don't need no anesthesia I don't need no help

She's trying to tell me what to do but I'm the surgeon I'm going to touch over here Let me know if anything hurts Just try to keep your tongue back a little Wait wait wait wait She's just like licking her Let me know if anything hurts Just try to keep your tongue back a little That's 100% staged He was a doctor and he was fake and he really keeps stuff He killed people I don't know how he did it Have you seen chicken breast? I like this guy You know what I'm going to do?

He broke his arm playing baseball or something so that's why he's in his uniform I shouldn't have made that dive and play I should have What did he say? This ain't worth it I should have just stuck my finger up and said bang Put that down Put that down I should have been the guy who played You know what I'm going to do? I shouldn't have made that dive and play I should have This ain't worth it I should have just stuck my finger up and said bang Put that down What?

Don't say any bad words No bad words? No, there's people online There's people There's people people This is drugs kids, please stay off of them P-E-O-P to the L to the E People You gotta laugh Why are you so funny man? Nothing You're still laughing at me, I'm not a clown Go to the circus for that Watch your mouth Oh, sorry How do I wake up? How do I wake up? You are awake You're waking up Oh my god Where? Where am I?

Look at my face, you're an ally You're an ally You're not my parents Go away, no one likes you Go away, no one likes you Go away, no one likes you This is like No, no Aww Is that fellow? What honey? That's that fellow That fellow My favorite Okay, it's okay Hold on Let's wipe it off, that's disgusting Uh, what the fuck? Ew, what?

That looks like the phone from my horse Yeah, you come You come more coming out like your mouth Oh god, I'm becoming a vampire Oh my god That's the same guy I'm so hungry You wanna drink a Sprite? What? I wanna drink a Sprite They say he's hungry Oh my god, what did they put in my mouth? My mouth tastes like cat shit It's not funny, April It tastes like cat shit Hello? She's holding up an ice vector head Hello? Who is this? Your mom? Hi Mom?

No, no, it's not me Maybe it's Amber Here I used to watch this all the time So your video just reminded me of this shit So when I said people still don't understand the significance of anesthesia The mechanism is unknown They're just kind of guessing when they put the quantity in they put Well, you can kill someone Yeah Which is why they have people who are specifically trained to know Yeah The radical based on your body weight I think that's how it is But I can try to look

So the conclusion to this when I wrote this in is While the significant process has been made in understanding anesthesia Much remains to be discovered Ongoing research aims to uncover the erratic mechanism underlying anesthesia actions Ultimately leading to improved anesthesia protocols and being better patient outcomes So they still don't understand it They understand what it is Like it knocks people out It works But it's still kind of a trial and error thing

In terms of finding the right amount It's been used for a hundred and eighty years Different types of anesthesia? Despite the No, not like modern general Anesthesia has been used for over a hundred and eighty years yet scientists still lack a complete understanding of how it works I don't think it's been that long When was anesthesia found? A hundred and eighty years? Yeah Created 1840? 1846 Really?

Ancient civilizations that are expected to use anesthesia like substance can be tracked back to ancient Sumeria modern day Sumeria modern day Iraq In 1300 BC They didn't have anesthesia in 1840 like in America Howe Tao, 280 Modern day anesthesia is 1846 Modern day? Modern anesthesia to this day So they would inject people with nilvacaine in 1846?

The first public demonstration of modern anesthesia was conducted by William T.G. Morton and surgeon John Collins Warren At Massachusetts General Hospital on August, no October 16th, 1846 So they were just starting to like even figure it out Like start trying it out They used the Dithol ether Diethyl ether?

Yeah, sorry Volatile So it was like janky basically They were fucking around They were hella fucking around back then Yeah, so But they still don't know how it works They know the general mechanism but they don't fully understand everything yet Side effects, let's look at side effects I know all about that, tell me about it Side effects Side effects of anesthesia Hilarious videos Hilarious internet videos So nausea, vomiting, sore throat Nausea for me is always the big one

It's called post operative delirium Confusion with regaining consciousness after surgery is common So that's what we all went through Muscle aches, itching, chills, shivers Is this you Terry? I've got all this Is this the nice nurse Terry? Sit down on the hill Tell grandma all these wonderful stories on the way home I got wheelchared out You got wheelchared out?

Yeah, so I didn't have to walk This would have been you basically Fumbling downstairs Guys have a great day Thank you I like how we like this is what happens Like this is what they do to you They never did this to me This is what they did to me brother I walked out on my own two feet like with no help basically I just had a numb mouth But I guess I was younger, I was like a kid Or I was like in my teens probably When mine came out so maybe it's easier when you're younger

You don't feel sick do you? Uh uh Okay good How many eyes do I have? It's so many Three? One eye And one eye Oh What do you want me to do? Do you need to turn into the drugstore first? No let's just get him home Do I need to buckle up? Huh? Do I need to buckle up? You need to buckle up? Oh god Okay hold on we don't want to I'm gonna die I don't feel this good He's just saying obvious things Yeah He hit Seth Not with Hannah Hannah's a crazy driver huh?

He's crazy Hahaha I think it's just the people are really honest Yeah They just tell you what they really think It's like a Truth serum Yeah it could be That's what it is Maybe that's what it is Maybe we're all being used for uh Well no because like with your video You have no filter Oh thanks for reminding me You have no filter You just were looking down and like the first thing that popped in your head was Hey that's a bandaid And you were like I got a bandaid Yeah

You just said what you thought Thanks for reminding me What? I need to I need to um Go on my 23andMe and delete it Okay What does that have to do with your video? Uh we were just talking You were just talking about like For some reason you state You're like stating the obvious and shit like that I don't know why it's like Did this to me How did that trigger this?

Um I don't know The reason why I'm Well it just The reason why I'm doing it is because You should do it I'm going to The reason why I'm doing it is because Um You sold all your data to China? They're about to be sold So I don't want any of them to fucking Deleting my data All you can do is request they delete your data You can't guarantee they're deleting it Oh yeah 100% Just FYI But at least I can try to They're about to be sold to who?

They're thinking it might be sold to some like Chinese company Yeah there it is So they're like They're telling people Oh they sent you a notice saying Hey if you want to do like update your thing Do it now or whatever They're like if you don't want your shit To be Sold Sold It's like you can delete your data and Change your consent at any time Yeah okay Uh Why are you deleting this?

Because You Lied About to be sold to China You lied to me I know these seatbelts are terrible Oh seriously Okay hold on Wait you got it in the wrong one Oh There's the right one There we go There's the right one Yeah It's wrong Thanks Sam You want me to hold your head up for you? What happened? What happened? You don't remember what happened?

This is child abuse To film this is insane Uh You got your wisdom teeth out I'm not smart anymore I'm sorry Yeah you're still smart You didn't touch your brain Should I go to school?

Yeah you can go to school But my wisdom is gone Your wisdom is not gone It's just teeth Oh I got rid of it It's just teeth This is stupid They didn't do You're such a hater Well it's like it's not as funny Like it's funny when you first start it But once it keeps going over and over again Like She's just asking them Like certain questions Oh wait I have an account Alright alright alright What's up my toy I'm like this In all four kinds You'll be alright Do what?

I don't need to go You'll be alright Wait This is a So it's twins who both got their wisdom teeth out on the same day Oh that's not good I thought they were going to do like a one gets them out and then they compare or something That's what I thought Yeah Yeah I feel like I was a lot closer to like a younger kid age Yeah I was I got mine out later in life I can't remember when but I know I was like probably in my lower teens I think Yeah Or something along those lines

I should have gotten them out earlier when I got all my other wisdom teeth pulled out So I don't have to deal with this right now Yeah when they did the top ones yeah Typically I think they do them at the same time Or around the same time Wow it's really taking forever I don't know Cook it It's in beta Few details Oh cool Can you click it? I did What'd it do? Nothing What'd it do?

Nothing No I didn't do anything Damn 21 megabytes I think so it's still in beta I wonder Some stuff doesn't quite work Hold on hold on Just try it again I think I have an idea I think I know why it's not working Why? It's because maybe I accidentally closed Keat And it's sending it via Keat Yes you have to have it open Terry Yeah Because it's sharing the data Now try it You fart? No You might have to resend it though Or like something Clear cache Oh wait what does clear cache do?

Don't do that Oh I did it and it's going to load now Oh okay Loading video it'll be available shortly Clear cache Yes clear cache File loading is key It will automatically show when loading is complete Oh fuck Loading video is still being Okay file loading queue is queued So now Alright cool That's fucking amazing It's beta software It's a beta I still can't get it to make It'll ding to me and make the Keat noise when you text me But it doesn't give me notice For real?

So it gives me Let me show you Show me what you got It gives me these notifications And it'll ding if my ringer is on But it doesn't give me the one Mine doesn't do it either Okay so that's a little bit annoying Yeah mine doesn't do that either Oh it doesn't Send me something Yeah because that I really would like to have It's on my phone let's see Watch it play on my phone No it's not going to work

Hello are you Anna? I'm Kelly There you go I just said yo Yeah Just got a random text from someone that says Do you know about pig butchering? What's that? Pig butchering I don't know Do you know about pig butchering? What's that? That's what that is It's called pig butchering What does that mean? Pig butchering? That's what that It's a scam It's called pig butchering When they do that like say Hey it's just I'm Jane Who are you? Or like I know you Hold on I'm Anna Is this Kelly?

I'm Terry Don't respond to that Phone Oh my god Yeah see I don't see anything Here this is pig butchering This is pig butchering So the other day I was contacted by a woman named Lisa Lilly Who told me on tele It's a not a real person who contacts you and says Hey I'm this person Oh yeah That's what it's called I said hello I was like hi And she said nice to meet you That's on whatsapp And you? I said do I know you from somewhere?

And she says I saw you in my nearby suggestion So I'm talking Now she says she's from Los Angeles, California But was in Utah for business last week And that's how she got my number And then she says this must be our fate meeting Well how exciting They ask me what she does for work And she tells me she's a diversified investor And a lead analyst for cryptocurrencies And basically it's pig butchering is what it's called But it's a way Obviously you shouldn't be interacting with people

Who text you like this But if you do play along What you'll find is it's basically a scam To get you interested in Oh cryptocurrency or this or that And then you end up sending the money That's the whole scam The funny thing about it is It's called pig butchering The funny thing about it is I do know someone That is named Anna So they got me good Lucky guess Here you go John Oliver Pig butchering scams Seriously? Who? Who is responsible for this?

Yeah it must be pretty disappointing To order a full sized tree And get whatever that is She must have felt like HBO did Yes don't worry There are no pigs harmed in this Pig butchering scam Although if the words do make you squeamish It's worth noting that there is a process Through which pigs are harmed every day It's actually how we get bacon, pork and other products It's called pig butchering And it's exactly what it sounds like But the name makes a little more sense

Do you respond to these requests? No that was the first time I ever responded Also after I responded I reported it and blocked it Right I don't get much Many text messages From random numbers like that From random numbers like that But I also try not to put my phone number out But I also try not to put my phone number out It makes sense You're kind of smart You never heard that term before pig butchering?

No it was the first time I ever heard it You should listen to No Agenda You'll learn a lot of shit about the world You will diversify your knowledge You will diversify your knowledge Yeah I would I was texting James The new Coed & Cambria Single came out for the new album Wanna play it? Well it's not out yet Yeah, it's out on title. So it's out. Well, not the album, just like an EP. The single's out. The single, yeah. That's what I said. Yeah, yeah.

How they used to do it, like, co-heated in Cambria did it, was they would do one a day. One song a day? Like one song a week leading up to the release of the whole album. One song a week? Yeah. Until the album was all out? They did that with one of their albums, I believe. But I was talking, I don't know. Why you guys still rock hard about co-heating in Cambria? Is that your favorite band of all time? It is my favorite band of all time, yes. I love them. Yeah? Yeah, they're good.

So it's like a big deal? Yeah. It's a good song. I think it's a good song. Have you heard it before? I listened to it a couple of times. The new one? Yeah. They have a song. I still listen to them. They have a song that I don't know the name of. Welcome Home, Suffering? I don't know. Probably one of those. The Popular Ones. Running Free? Feathers? Welcome Home. It's like their most known song. Oh, I know this one. Is this it, though? Wait until the end starts. I know what this song is.

Yeah. Do do do do do do do do. Do do do do do do do. That's like this one, right? Do do do do do. That is spurt. Do do do do do do do do. You have me and honey. Hey, Odin. They finally loaded on key. They loaded? Yep. There's not a lot of lyrics. Oh, it's coming. You can't have been all I wanted. You cried out. You could have been all I wanted. But you were the nonest. Now back in the ground. Are there other famous songs? The Suffering. The Suffering. I don't know that song. You like the watch.

That's Blindside Sonny. I don't like the screaming. Oh, this is Favorite House Atlantic. That's a good song. That's one of their notable songs, too. I feel like maybe I've only heard that Welcome Home song. I'm not really a fan, I guess. Another good song is. Are there other famous ones that I might know? No, if you don't really listen to them. I can't think of the word. Shit. Can't think of that song. It's from Vax's 2. Beautiful Losers, good song. Disappearing Act is pretty good.

Liars Club is pretty good. Beautiful Loser. Beautiful Losers. Liars Club is good. That's how the song starts. I'm way down my shoulder. What's the new one called? Disappearing Act. That's all he need to be? A Disappearing Act. You can just go to their album. It's off Vax's 2. What? The album is called Vax's 2, V-A-X-I-S. That's the new album? That's the newest album. Where's the new EP on? It's on, it's right there. On their site. It's called, oh, it's not. Surging for Tomorrow?

No, no, no, no. It's right there. It's on EPs and singles. Yeah, it's called, yeah, Surging for Tomorrow. That's what it's called. OK. My bad. I'm staring at it. Yeah, that's what the song is called. This is the new one? That's their new, yeah. This is it? James likes this? He said, I like it. The fuck is this album, right? So that's Vax's. Who's that? So, pause it. I'll give you a little bit of backstory. I like this song. So, Coed and Cambria is. I just don't like the screaming as much.

It's OK. They don't really scream. That's the first time I've heard them scream in a while. Coed and Cambria is a band, obviously. But they. Where are they from? New Jersey. Why? Why? New Jersey. So what they're doing is they're. Who's Praxis? Praxis? Is that Praxis? Vax's. Not Praxis. What is Vax's? Vax's is a child. And that's the name of their album? Every album that you see besides the. Is this Vax's right here? Yeah. Is it like a video game? Yeah. So, they're playing a game.

Is this Vax's right here? Yeah. Is it like a video game character or something? Huh? This looks like a video game character. It's not. Coed and Cambria is telling a story. They're not. They're not singing to make like. Music. They sing to make music, obviously. Their lyrics are a story, though. I think if you find a Claudio Sanchez, he can explain it better than I can. A Claudio? Is that a key to it? A Claudio Sanchez. Like, behind. How do you spell a Claudio? Claudio?

Oh, Claudio. Not a Claudio. Claudio. I just said A. I know. Claudio Sanchez is his name. Explains. Coed and Cambria, yeah. This guy? Let's see, in a conversation, a conversation of Coed and Cambria. You can try. Oh, do that one and like the two. This one? Yeah, because he can kind of give you a brief why. He'll talk about what this means. The color before the sun was a good break because before the color before the sun, the Emory Wars was over and, you know, we were sort of at.

Is he in the band? He's the head dude. He's in the band. So he's in the band. He's the creator of the band. But what he's telling you is that so each album is a story about this thing that he created in his mind to escape from reality, like to escape from what he was doing in life. Oh, like he created his own universe inside his mind. Yeah, he made a universe. Like the expanse, but his own thing. Yes. OK. So he has comic books that he wrote that he wrote.

And each each album is based off those stories that he's telling music. So you have the Emory Wars, which is through. I'm looking at Emory Wars. Coheed and Cambria. Which album is that? Coheed and Emory Wars? You won't. It's so it's can you just look at all their albums? Yeah. So I'll tell you what are the Emory Wars. More albums. So the Emory Wars consist of the year of the Black Rainbow, which is the one right there in the middle. It's not called the Emory Wars?

No, it's just these are a part of it. OK. And then second stage Turbine Blade, which is the one with the dragonfly on it and Keeping the Secrets Silent Earth 3, which is the one at the very bottom. And then Good Apollo Unburning Star 4, which is that one. These are all part of that? They're all part of Afterman, which is the Ascension and Descension is one there in the middle. OK. And then Vax's Act 1, which is Unheavily Creatures, which is up. It's that one.

Unheavily Creatures. This is Vax's one. Yeah. But it doesn't say Vax's one. I know. Why not? It's just called Unheavily Creatures. But why does this say Vax's two and this one doesn't say Vax's one? Because that's that's Vax's one and then that's Vax's two to the left. But this one says it's Vax's two. I get you. Why doesn't this one say it's Vax's one? How do you know it is, though? Because it is. But why not just say it? Don't ask me, man. I'm not an author.

So this is the guy he's explaining it? So. It's the end, really. So I'll give you a little. I thought you said he could explain it better. He can kind of explain it. Go. Let him explain. The color before the sun was a good break. The color before the sun. The color before the sun has nothing to do with the Amory Wars. He said it's a good break. Yeah. So it's the one. Where is it? This one. Yeah. But it came out before the end of the Amory Wars. Yeah. It doesn't have it has nothing to do with.

It was it was a little break from the Amory Wars. Yeah. Got it. Sounds kind of fucking stupid, but OK. Because before the color before the sun, the Amory Wars was over. And you know, we were sort of at, I guess, the end, really. I had moved from my country home in upstate New York to a small apartment in Park Slope, Brooklyn. This sense of like. Have you read the comic books? I haven't yet. I really want to, though. Exposure kind of leaked into that.

How do you know about all this shit, then, if you haven't read them? Just reading, just watching, reading stuff. If I could hear my neighbors, I knew they could hear me. And you know, they're going to hear me with no context. They're going to hear a voice singing about stuff. And I think that subconsciously spilled into the execution. Then my wife told me that we're pregnant and none of that mattered. No. Your wife told you that she was pregnant. And this sense of focus came into play.

And my love for her resonated on the record. And you know, the prospect of fatherhood started to resonate in songs like Ghost and Atlas. And then, you know, here we were at the top of the world. And we find out, you know, that our country home has just been vandalized. It's been turned into a $300,000 a month grow house operation, like completely destroyed. It was a complete ghost family.

Like you know, after doing all of all, you know, you do all this research, this work, like preliminary stuff. And then maybe that's just not the one. They don't exist. When he was born. This is not the one. Probably not. Well, here you go. This is better. Oh, it's like all the albums, like pretty much up until like 2015, 2018, the Emory Wars. Yes. So from the beginning of the band, coheed and correct, correct. Yes. Okay. Coheed and Cambria here. I can give you just a little of a brief.

Halo's effect on Coheed and Cambria. So Coheed and Cambria is an American progressive rock band, derives its name from a science fiction comic book series written by frontman Claudio Sanchez titled the Emory Wars. Initially the band members chose the name during a 1998 trip to Paris, intending to use them as protagonists in their narrative driven albums.

However, according to Morgan Evans, a former bandmate and the friend of the band members of inspired of Coheed and Cambria actually stems from a younger sister, Cambria Evans. Despite this origins, the band has never publicly acknowledged Cambria Evans as the inspired of their name. Coheed and Cambria are two fictional people. In the Emory Wars. One is named Coheed. The other name is Cambria. In the comic book thing. In the camp, in the comic books.

In their, Vax's, I believe, I'm not sure is their son. Got it. So Coheed and Cambria are a mom and a dad kind of deal. Yeah. Or actually, wait. If you go to the album, the scroll down. Is that Coheed and Cambria? I don't know yet. Scroll down. Scroll down. That's Coheed. Here? Yeah. That guy is Coheed. So a white guy with long hair? Sure. So who would that, maybe that's this lady. Maybe it's a girl. It could be. No, that's a man's body. So I don't know who these people are, but.

I don't know who. Oh, maybe this is Coheed and Cambria. That's Coheed right there. Could be. And this is Cambria. Could be. The lady. So you have no idea, and this is the kid right there. Yeah, I have no idea yet. OK, let's just listen to this video. That's why I like them. I had this hard time confessing myself in lyrics. So I thought, well, maybe I should take this approach of creating fiction, taking my life and sort of embellishing on it to the point of fantasy.

It was a way to confess myself without giving away too much. It was a way to wear a mask. Basically Coheed and Cambria are these sort of two characters that I created for a story that I. That looks like that guy. No. Not really. Like I said, that's these two people right here. Could be. In the Unheavenly Creatures, I think. Could be, yeah. It looks more similar to those guys. Put together called the Yammery Wars. They were supposed to mirror myself and my girlfriend at the time.

As I started to get further into writing the music, it sort of started to reflect my family and Coheed and Cambria started to resemble my mother and father. And I saw in their son me. The Yammery Wars is, you know, it's just a science fiction epic. Coheed and Cambria are essentially the Adam and Eve's of the story. It's a story about creation, basically, about the creation of our solar system and our galaxy. That's the broad sort of thing.

But inside the family story, it's about their fall and their son's quest to avenge their death. Not everybody understood the idea of the concept from the beginning. It took years for people to get behind that. This break, it allowed me to kind of think about things. And I found a new story inside the Yammery Wars that I think will be a lot of fun to tell. OK, so.

So sum it up as you understand it, the two people that are there on those albums of Vax's and unknowingly creatures are people called Nia and Nostran who are fighting for safety and security of their unborn child, Vax's. So Vax's is not the son of Coheed and Cambria. I don't know who these people are. They could be. Vax's is the son of these other people. Those two right there. So the Vax's kid is not the son of Coheed and Cambria. I'm not. Like I said, I don't know. This is your favorite band.

You should know more about this, Terry. Can someone give me a brief rundown on who Vax's is and Vax's story too? Let's see. Vax's is born at some point during or after his parents imprisonment in the Dark Sentencer, which is part of that album, the Unknowingly Creatures. No, for tomorrow. Is Claudio Sanchez the guy singing? Does he also play guitar? Is he the guy? So I never knew this about this band. Yeah. It's like some things that a lot of people don't understand.

I just listened to a couple of their songs. When I listened to it, I was like, oh, I feel like they're telling a story. And then they actually are telling a story. So each one is telling a story. Each band member? About the galaxy that he created in his mind. Each album? Yeah. So I'm assuming he writes the lyrics to match with the comics. The Emory Wars is all about like, Koh-Heed and Cambria and all that stuff.

And then this Vax's one is about two parents trying to save their unborn child from, and they're both part of this five house of the star supremacy, which is a criminal thing. And so, yeah. Doesn't this make you want to read the comics? Yeah. They make me understand it a little bit further. But like, you got to finish reading the expands first. I know. I'm like 20% through the third book. Oh, you're on three? Hell yeah, dude. I just got to the part where they got the crew, the camera crew.

Oh, on the Rossinante? Yeah. And I always feel like- Fucking Monica? Yeah, she's a bitch. Monica! Minaj! She's a bitch. Yeah. But then I was like, oh yeah, I forgot about this part where the blind guy's not really blind. He's just a straight up cameraman the entire time. Right. They changed a lot of shit. Isn't he just a walking robot camera thing? Yeah, he's like a person that controls it. I'm trying to remember now. I totally forgot. But I know it's something- Wait, did I?

I read it this year, didn't I? Yeah. So I finished book nine like months ago. Yeah. So I was reading book three in like March. It's been a long time, Terry. But I think he's just like a dude that records everything. With his like eyes. His eyes. He's not blind. He just wears them because he doesn't want people to see that he's recording. And then Amos is always like, Amos is always like, let's do something fucking shady about this guy.

He's like a flying little camera thingies, but it's like he is the camera. Yeah, he is the camera. Because he always sneaks up on everybody and he goes, what the fuck are you doing? They kind of portrayed it well in the show. Yeah. But to the extent that Amos is always like jumpy around him and shit. The book kind of is like, Amos sends something that's sketchy, but the book is telling you like, everything's fine. He's just a blind guy. Yeah. But the- Where are you at?

I just got finished the part where- They just jumped on the ship? On Ceres? Wait, did they join on Ceres? I can't remember. They joined on Ceres to get a ride to the ring. Correct. Each- right now- Yeah, yeah. Everybody joins the- I have three stories going on right now, which is the priest. Is it the priest or the- not the priest. The lady. The lady, Anna? Is it Anna? Yeah, Anna of the Lava Dove. Anna, yeah. She is on the UN. She's on the UN going to the ring. They're all going out right now.

Yeah, they're all moving. So the Rosinante is going out with the camera crew. Yeah, they're all moving. The UN is going out. I think I just got to the part where- And they're all going out right now together. Yeah, I think I just got to the part where either the Mars ship pinged- no, it was the behemoth pinged the Rosinante. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because the Rosinante was cruising faster. Yeah, because they're falling out of control.

But I'm confused of who is- Ashford is on there, which I know who Ashford is. Oh, isn't it mindfuck when they change the characters around from the show? Yeah, because Ashford in the show is the controller of the behemoth, which he is. In the show, Ashford is the second to drummer. No, he's the second in command. To drummer. But in the book, he's the captain. He's the captain. Right. And Michio Pah is the second in command. Michio Pah? Michio Pah. Have you met her yet? No, I have not.

I'm on- what's that guy? Isn't that another dude? Wait, you have the book, yeah? Grab it. The blue one. I got the special edition, folks. I bought for book- I've been reading them on the electronic versions because it's easier, but I have the special editions with the fancy covers for one, two, and three. That's a damn good looking book. I just want you to know, I might buy all the books after I read them. I think I'm going to buy the remaining ones, too.

I just like having the hard covers on the shelf. That's so sexy. Yeah, since I know- Find the name of the guy you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm going to do. Is it a belter on the behemoth? Oh, wait. This doesn't give you- It does. The names. On the top? On the e-book, it doesn't give you the names. Go to the table of contents. At the beginning, Terry. Oh, yeah. Just for the folks listening, he goes to the back. It'll have the names. It's a good place to start.

It'll have the names in front of the chapters. That's Mao. No. Oh, who's that? No, that's the guy that was doing the running- Moneo. Moneo, yeah. He's the guy who slingshot-ed Toria and pulled himself up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the guy, Moneo. And slid himself into the ring. No, no, the table of contents, Terry. I'm trying to find it. It's at the beginning, Terry. No, it's not. It's either before or after the prologue. I just went through every single page. After the prologue. Keep going.

This is the prologue. Okay. You have to go past the prologue. God, the prologue is so long. Hold in. Okay. Chapter one. Oh, there's no table of contents? There's no table of contents. No, there is, Terry. There is a table of contents. Go back farther. It's somewhere in here. That's chapter one. That was chapter one. No, it's in the beginning. Terry. No, it's not. It's at the beginning of a book. Terry, give me the book. Give me the fucking book. Look, look, look, look, look.

Here. I'm going to go with you one by one with this page, you fucking stupid Nazi. There's no way there's no table of contents. Okay. Fine. Look. Fine. Keep going. You go faster, fucker. No, no, no. I'm going slow. I can read. Preface. It should be either... It should be here. Okay, ready? Yeah. Prologue. Maybe the special editions don't have it. I don't know why. The e-versions have it. Huh. Usually the table of contents is usually at the back. No, it's not. Yeah, you're right.

It's not at the back. Maybe. It's always at the beginning. Maybe you're right. I think it's a special edition or something. But even then, I don't know why it's not there. Like the stars. I know how it ends now, like the stars. I told you the ending, didn't I? I already know the ending. Oh, the series? Yeah, you already told me. What's the ending, Terry? You said like... I don't remember. Okay. Melba. No, Melba is Clarissa. Clarissa. So that's the same from the show. I know her.

Oh, I love this shit. Let's do it. Go to all the... Ana Villavadov. She's in the show. She's in the show. I remember reading this. Is it not at the top, Terry? No, it doesn't say it just says... These chapters are... These chapters are... Oh, Bull. Bull was the second incoming... Or he was the security guy. To Michio Pa. Yeah. So in the book... Bull, I don't know who Bull is. Yeah. So in the show... I just want you to know. So like chapter five is... Terry. One, two, three, hold on.

Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Ten pages long. When I read it on my little book, which I kind of do want to get a bigger one now, it's 20 pages. Yeah, that's what I was on mine. So let me tell you, Terry. So in the show, Drummer was the captain of the behemoth, correct? And Ashford was the second in command. In the book, Ashford is the commander, Michio Pa is second in command, and Bull is the head of security. Yeah. So Terry, keep in mind, when you think about Bull, he is Drummer.

Oh, okay. Basically. Yeah, okay. So think about him like Drummer. So I think I'm on chapter... So basically replace him with Drummer, and that's who that is. Okay. That makes sense. Come on. Small shit was not... I read this one. Because I remember them... I'm on this one. Nope, I read this one. This is where she kills... Chapter 11 is where she kills the red-haired guy. Yeah. Well, I guess they kind of make Drummer in the show... I'm on this one. I'm on chapter 12. So she just killed the...

The service guy? Wren. Yeah, Wren. She killed Wren. So Drummer in the show is kind of like Bull and Michio Pa in the book, is a mix into Drummer in the show basically. And then Drummer in the books... Doesn't come until what? Season four? Doesn't come until like season five. And Drummer in the book is Bull in the show. So Drummer comes in in book five, which is when Bull comes in the show. Do you know who Bull is in season five? Is it that the... He's like the technician guy?

Yeah. When Naomi, everybody leaves. When... Yeah. So they like swap roles. I remember... I think I do remember him. Right. Well, he's only in for one season anyways. Yeah. Yeah, that guy. So he comes in in season five and basically him in the show is Drummer in the book. She comes in in season five as kind of the person to hop on the rossinante when Naomi leaves and Amos leaves and Alex leaves to Mars and all that. So they kind of fuck it around. Yeah. It's confusing. It's fucking me up.

Who the fuck is Bull? And Michio Pa isn't really in the show, except they like turn her into one of Drummer's like family members in like season five and six when they're on their own ships. Oh, is that the like the person she was getting close to? One of the girls. I can't remember which one. Was it the one that she was getting close to? No. The one that said you don't need to do this and she's like, I'm going to leave? It's the one who ends up looking up Drummer's.

No, no, no. Go to the fandom thing. It's fine. Just go to the Drummer's. It's a drummer on the right hand side. Drummer. I think she had like a significant other. I don't know. She had multiple. Here it is. Michio Pa. This is the one. I don't know if this is Michio Pa, but they called her Michio. Oh, yeah. I remember her. Yeah. So she I don't think it was. I think it was not her, but they're all they're all wives and husbands. Oh, right. This is Drummer's wife. Right.

But it's a multiple wives things. Right. Oksana is their wife, too. She's a baller in the books. Oksana. Yeah. So I don't know. But this person is not Michio Pa from the books because Michio Pa in the books is a fucking baller. So I think Ashford is pretty good. Yeah. Well, until he dies. Yeah. Spoilers. But yeah, it's different. So I'm there. So I'm on chapter 12. And Bobby is not at the ring in Book 3. I shouldn't have said that. So they haven't even brought.

I don't think I don't think she was. Well, isn't isn't in the with Bobby, isn't she back on Mars with like trying to get a job and shit like that, and then she finds out her nephew is dealing drugs or some shit. Yeah. I remember that because I know that after season two, she's kind of like wherever she's kind of like not really doing. I don't think she's actually at the ring in the book like she was in the show. I don't think she's ever mentioned in the book. In Book 3. She might be.

I don't know. I don't think she's mentioned in the book. Because honestly, I only have I have three stories going on right now. Yeah. Which is just and she's not one of them. I think she comes back in four or five because she's so I have Melba, which is Clarissa. Yeah. And then I have Holden and then I have Bull and then for technically you got Anna. So you have four stories. I don't think she's in it at all. I think she comes back in four or five. Yeah. Maybe four, probably five for sure.

So she well in season three, they portray her as in the show because she's going back to do like, you know, what I just said earlier. So maybe they intermix three and four together just to speed up the timeline. Three is the show. Four is illus on the planet. Same in the books. Like three and four. Three the book matches the show and four the book matches the show. Does five. Yeah. Timeline wise, some of the stories are mixed. What am I thinking of right now? I have something in my head.

Four is when they go to that planet to the ring for the first time. Yeah. I have a movie in my head right now and I can't think. Oh, that's what I'm thinking of right now. I'm thinking of Foundation for some reason. Oh, the other show. I was thinking of like, oh, isn't there like a planet that has a bunch of water on it and some weird people that have like some psychedelic shit? Different thing. I was like, like with their like their headbands or whatever. I don't know. They do.

Foundation is like a big book series, too. I was trying to figure out what book series I want to read after. I was thinking of Silo. Silo just came out. Season two. Yeah. I got to watch it. I just watched the first episode. It is really is it out yet? The whole season. Just it's one by one right now. Only one's out so far. Yeah. What to now? Two episodes only. Yeah. I'm going to wait till they all come out because then I can get my Apple TV for three months free because I was a fire. Oh, fuck.

January 5th. I have to accept it before then. Yes. So I'll just accept it like next month. Let's see what I have because I have three months free of arcade news, TV, fitness and music offer because I bought the phone. But I was like waiting to redo the free offer of Apple TV so I could watch all of Silo season two. I just I've got a butcher. I got a pig butcher again. Another one? Yeah. He's like, sorry. Who is it? It was some it was a different number. So I blocked the other number.

So it was a different number this time. What's the person saying? They just said sorry for bothering you. Oh, like not like I'm Anna. Yeah, I'm Jane. It was nice seeing you last week. That's weird. I do have a like oh, I was going to have a text killer. So I don't know what's going on. Oh, it's a block. Yeah. Text except from numbers you recognize. Yeah. I'm trying to this is the series I'm going to read next. I don't know. I was trying to do something. Oh, yeah. I think it's like three books.

I'm pretty excited about it. I got it was recommended Nexus on good authority. It's kind of old. Well, I mean, it's like, OK, 2015. But yeah, see, I love I love this case. The only thing I don't like it has a nice feel to it. What I really want to if yeah, it has like a nice texture like a yeah, Matt. Yeah, grippy texture. Yeah. If if I had gotten comfortable with it, yeah. Here you go. What I suggest for phone case companies and I know you're listening. Shout out to the phone case companies.

Shut the phone case companies. I would like the features you care about most features what I care about the most. And maybe we should try to do something. Maybe we should make like there's no audience phone case or we could just make a company separately. Yeah, cool. What are the features you care about? This is what I want. I like that. So I like that material. This feel. OK, but what I really want is so now. Yeah. What do you like and not like Apple?

What they need to do is if what I would say for that instead of like covering it with a big gaping hole like how it is right now. Yeah, obviously they do it for a certain reason. I understand it is to just cover this all the way the flash and then just circle the flash make this kind of almost not flush. Make it like a vertical cut out with a little hole for the flash. Yeah, that's it. OK, you can save. But I mean, does it really matter? No, this is fine. I'm OK with it.

What they really need to do is it's cheaper for manufacturing to do it that way. Of course it is. Is people that don't use the action button or the camera, but give an option to cover it up, give an option to cover it. You know this and I don't know what you did, but I disabled the action button in the software. Yeah, I disabled it the second I got my phone and I've not enabled it since I've had it.

I would say what I would say I don't I have no use for what I would say is actually if Apple is listening to, which I know you are because hey Tim, hey Tim Apple, how you doing? How you doing, doggy? What you should do is instead of just putting the button on the camera button. Yeah, just just willy nilly just be like, I'm going to give you this fucking button for free. This new button? Yeah, if you really want to be there, put it on the pro if you put it.

Well I didn't think about that, but that works too. But if you really want to get really smart about it to get people to use this fucking thing or just not throw it on people's phones, make it an add on feature. Let me tell you why that won't work. Because no one's going to buy it. No people will buy it. I won't buy it. It doesn't make sense from a manufacturing standpoint to do to say profound to provision for features that are hardware based.

Yeah, you that blows the whole value proposition out of the water. I just don't I just they have to make one hardware platform every year. They cannot make physical options that you can add on. I just want to just say I used it once. I don't like it. I tried it when I first got the phone and then I immediately disabled it because I don't want I don't need it. Now I'm going to do it for I can just do this. The phone the cameras right here. You need it. You need it.

You should just get rid of that. What do you have is you could put something else there. Dude. Okay. Okay. Ready? Good your phone. Good your phone. Click that button. Hold it. Yeah. Okay, cool. Now you see how long that takes. Now go back to the home screen again. Your screen. Swipe to your left. Your oh swipe to your right. Sorry. Oh my God. It does the same fucking thing. Do you put a different shortcut there? What do you have there though? It's by not Spotify. Can you only have two?

Yeah, you can. You can change them. What do you have? I have obviously my light on the left. What are the choices? You can go to the. How do I do it? How do I do it? Down here. No, no, no. Just hit and hold. Scroll up. Settings. No, you got to go to your customizer home screen or whatever. This? Edit? Pages? No, you got to. Here, I'll show you. I can get you there. Just show me so I know what to do for the future. So I think you just swipe down from the left side. Hold this. Customize.

Lock screen. Oh, and then you can and then you can delete that. Add one. Oh, and you can see the choices. Are these all the choices? Yeah. Translate, translate, calculator, alarm. Oh, I mean, alarm would be nice. Dark mode magnifier, Shazam, timer stopwatch, scan. I just use Shazam because sometimes the song comes on and you just want to hit it and I just want to know what it is. Pretty much all these other ones are just stupid. Yeah. Brightness, remote, sounds, translate, wallet.

I fucking don't care. Well, there's a lot though. Like when you get done to accessibility and shit. Yeah. Wow. I didn't know they had all these. Yeah, but like increase contrast. I don't want to do that live. I'll do that in the settings one time. Voice over hover text, hover typing. You have Shazam. I just have Shazam just for music wise. Oh yeah, we should. I feel like a timer or a stopwatch or alarm would be way more valuable. True alarm. Stopwatch what do I use the most?

I'm going to try alarm. See if I like that. Yeah. You just got to remember when you go for your camera, but it went back to camera. But you so I not save it. You didn't save it. Well, fuck. You just got to remember just to do this. That's it. You just swipe to your left and then you're fine. I just took a picture. Actually, I didn't take a picture. Oh, I have to hit done. Fuck me. Yeah, you have to save it. And I'm nuts. Oh yeah, I want this.

I'm always like changing my alarms and shit to different times. Fuck. Yeah. Shout out to Terry. Shout out to me. We should write our thingies. That's a great fucking idea because I almost forgot we got we got a triple banger. We got back to back. So what do we do in a minute? Was it a minute? I think we got it was a minute. It was a minute. And we did a coin flip for who gets to vote for the and that's a big deal because I went off of that. So we get to do a coin flip and we do a minute.

So I do like this book. I like it. That's your thing you got from work. That's the thing I got from work. So you've got it. We're doing cutter. That's right. Yeah. OK. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How do I start this? And I'm bringing up a list of people because I'm stupid. Where's the start button? Am I fucking blind? Set. OK. Ready? Wait, do we have music? Oh, we did a video last time. We did a video. One minute. Actually, what you need to do is no, no, no. Just play.

Yeah. One minute music music thing. No, just time. Just because it's like. Yeah. That's 115, though. It's not even doing anything. That's bullshit. What you can do is it's just like start like you can start the timer and then just play like a song or something. No, I want like music timer, like one minute music time. OK. OK. This is it. Say it. OK, this is a hamburger that's got a fuse on it. That's why we go. And so cutter cutter.

So we do only our picks and then we flip the coin to get who goes to go first for the number. So you don't you don't pick the number. I think that's what we said. So you don't pick the number on this minute. OK, ready? Here we go. Oh, man. Cutter. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Nichtzsche. 15 I'm done. I see what is a explodes sounds disgusting. Okay, give me yours. Okay, starting from one. I got Lando. Same. Second

is Russell. Not me. Third, LeClaire. Not the same. Fourth, Max. Not the same. Five, Science. Not the same. Very good. We have some difference. You've got Lando, Russell, LeClaire, Max, Science. Lando, Russell, LeClaire, Max, Science. I've got Lando, Max, Piastra, LeClaire, Hamilton. That's a nice difference. I like it. So now we got to flip coins. We can just flip a coin What do you want? You won so I should choose first? You chose last time though. Oh. But

since I won, you choose. I was gonna choose tails and ears. Okay. So I get heads. Flip a coin. It's heads. Me? Yep. Fuck. What you got? Three obviously. Not bald enough to pick one. You know what? You can change. One. Okay. Big, big dick tear over here. I'm gonna go with one. Watch this. Like four DNFs. It won't matter if you pick the right people. I know. So you're good with one? I'm good with one, yeah. I'll take one.

Because you can't say zero because it's just weird. Well there's no reason to say zero. If you say zero and it's one, we split the tie. But you pick one, then you get the downside. What happens if we tie tie? We can't. If we pick different numbers. What if I pick zero? That's fucking stupid. That's what I'm saying. If you pick zero, we can. But that would be

fucking stupid. So you didn't. True. That'd be pretty fucking wild. Terry, the person who picks first whatever number they pick, the other person either picks the number right above it or right below it. No shit. This is how this works, Terry. You haven't hit any buttons today, Terry. I know. I've been good. This is a new Terry. That's a new me. You won't be able to have the, I don't think you'll be able to have the, what's the word I'm looking

for? Self control. To not hit a single button in the entire show. I can do it. Okay. I haven't touched one since. Want to end it now? I can't. You're not itching? No. What if I hit one? Hit one. Will it ruin it? No. Terry hit it. No, I didn't. I didn't hit shit. I'm kidding. I'm good. I've been good all day. What's this? It's a USB SD card reader. Nice. Are we ending the show? We good? Yeah. Do we have to pick a title on the show? I forget. Not now. Mouth

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