#138 - “Who’s Ryan?”

Here we're hot brother. Oh, we are Make sure you reset your clocks backwards one hour too late Because if you don't you'd be like me where I go. Oh shit It is ten o'clock in the afternoon. I suffer way too long and then you go. Oh, it's only nine o'clock But your phone auto goes back your your phone does your car doesn't you looked at a different clock first before your phone

No, I looked at my phone first. Yeah, but I'm stupid so So even though you knew the time was what it was when you got in your car You thought it was an hour later even though I knew the time was whatever it was when you got in your car You were like, oh fuck. I was like, oh fuck. I'm late. I got in my car Usually what happens is I gotta do my watch. Do you watch do you watch? Do you watch?

What usually what happens is is that I got in my car and I'm like, oh Like usually I'm here at your place by like ten ish Yeah, most days. No No, it's more like like ten thirty or later than that. Oh Yeah, and so I looked at my car not ten you just lied You just lied you Wait, so we skipped ten we skipped last one. Hey shut up 1029 and then so it'd be a little bit of my car I'm like, oh shit. I'm fucking late. So it starts. I'm not I'm not speeding

I don't speed because no one speeds these days and then I'm like, oh shit. I definitely don't

Well, no, actually when I drive my vehicle my four-wheeled vehicle. Yeah, I don't I'm a fucking little grandma But when I two-wheeled when I wrote my rippy really, I do kind of get aggressive sometimes when it's not like I'll wet and shit But before we start and I carry on to that thing Make sure when this podcast comes out on Tuesday make sure you vote for your president of the United States of America as well and all their democracy people and then also

For the better turning my ballot, I haven't turned for the the better of the democracy in the for the world Please vote for your president of the United States of there's no audience. What's more important Terry? Obviously the United States of there's no audience So make sure you vote before 11 at 59 and 59 seconds 1159 and 59 seconds p.m. Before it turns into November on January 5th. Yes, yes, January 6th. No, November 5th. Is that right? Yeah Are you sure?

Wait, wait, hold on. I just remember that we did the rice dealer thing. Did you we want to see you see my job out there? I saw the I saw the Did you get it? I haven't opened it cuz I still have some Also A little I don't think I don't think it's anything special. I think it's just they do to all their customers That's fine. Hold on but I can get it. It's really good. We'll read it because we want to get sponsored by them

Ralston's family farms. That's what we want. Um, oh it ends in two days and 13 hours We shouldn't have done this why not it reveals We should just wait in We should just like wait until what we should just set it and forgot about it and then just well and came one time here at the end Yeah Also if you want to support I'm impatient If also if you want to support our podcast you can't you can't really but if you have any Podcasting 2.0 apps you can stream us stats which also

Funds our podcast in your enjoyment Yes So anyways back to what I was saying. What was I saying? I forgot already. Oh Time yeah, I looked at my car. I was like, oh shit. I got to be here in like ten minutes Like there's no fucking way and then I looked at my So I have I've carplay in my car and it looked at the time and said nine. I was like, oh, I'm fine. Never mind. We're cool. So It's just a PSA. Just make sure you put your cocks backwards put your cocks backwards

It's what it sounded like put your cocks backwards. I'm not gonna make that a show title. Why not? You already have some stupid ones anyways Put your cock backwards

No, put your clock backwards. That's it write that one. That's a good title. Put your clock backwards if you say it fast enough sounds like cock Anyways So since I haven't been here for we we didn't have a podcast last week due to It would have been nice to know that you weren't gonna come I know I'm sorry so that we could have announced it They wouldn't have had a podcast Yeah Cuz you know No one listens to it anyway, I know but it's still just like the principle behind it

Which I was okay with it was kind of like I kind of enjoyed Having like a week where I could just like do other stuff on like Sunday. Yeah, so I liked it But then like by Monday and Tuesday of this past week. I was like, oh fuck I want a podcast again. Like I started like already be like, oh man, I miss it. Yeah, I missed it Well, we're back. I went on a little vacation So we didn't do a podcast where you go and we didn't want to do a janky one Over the phone

No, which I could have I could have like done it from like Josh whatry. Are you guys want Josh whatry? Yeah Do you have any service out there? No, but now it it worked There's well if you're if you're in the valley if you climb some rocks you get cell service So I could have done it up there for like maybe 30 minutes Climb to a high point just sit on a rock. Yeah, just sit on a rock. I would have done it for like 30 minutes

Yeah, drink. No, it was fun. I went to obviously I said Josh whatry so I was in California With the Palm Springs for like four days So it was pretty fun Hell yeah, what'd you do? I Start but you got to go through it from chronologically so on that away Saturday on Saturday we got down there and then we went to we just kind of like hung out started drinking Did you drink on the plane? No, I mean Brad wasn't it like a morning flight. It was like an 8 a.m. Flight Yeah, fuck it

Right. Yeah, but you didn't No, so me and me and Brad were back in like Coach just hanging out. How did the whole boarding thing work with your fucking bullshit ticket? You just same thing that I use we usually do we just wait till the end We just wait to the end But then what do you do you just go look and pick that open seat? No what they give you a seat already

They just give you an assigned seat at the very end at the no just like right when you check in but on the day of the flight. Mm-hmm The day before the flight No When do you check in Terry the day before the flight? Yeah, so they they gave me they just they just give you a random

Seat that time. Yep. And what what they what they usually do is try to sit you next to two people to fill in an empty area in an empty spot and most most of my ones were Like aisle seats, so it sounds like they just give you aisle seats, which seems They fill in whatever seats open though probably yeah, so my flight down there was I

Was supposed to sit on the aisle. They just put you by Randos though. Yeah, they're just by random people Which I don't really care about But I sat down and then this like lady that I was gonna sit next to she's like hey Can you switch spots with my husband? I'm like Wait, so you bought a three-row seat ticket So my that ticket

Do you think she bought the same thing you did? No, I don't think so you think she bought like a normal sign seat I think she bought on a science seat, but the husband that's been bought the same thing you did But maybe about the same thing I did or that seat that they I checked in before they checked in oh I said and they didn't know they were trying to change seats or something like that And they couldn't change it because my seat was set in stone and I was like yeah sure

We're gonna go to another aisle seat Well Brad was Brad was sitting back by the husband like in like by the lavatories Uh-huh, and there was like no one next to him. So I just wait until everybody they're like We're about we're about to leave we're gonna close the door soon And then I was like okay, and so I just got up and sat next to him and so That was that We got down there a third person in your row. No, it's just me and Brad. Oh hell. Yeah. Yeah my man

Yeah, that's like the best situation Brad had the window and then I had the aisle nice. We just kind of just hung out. Oh, yeah I finished the plane wasn't full. No, yeah, it said it was but No, I finished I finished the book to Hell yeah, well I was reading all the way down there. So yeah brother. I'm trying to finish it So I bought the so much easier to read on those fucking devices. Yeah, just cuz you can like they're easy to hold. Yeah, I Really?

I think I think the next one I'm gonna buy is a little bigger one just because Mm-hmm the screen the screen small it's like I read the portability is so cool But it really does the screen size. This screen size is so big because So small. Yeah, and it makes it the books only like 600 pages long and I'm reading a thousand pages Yeah, because you like make the yeah, just makes it a little bit. Yeah

It's cool though that you can like up you can update the text size on the fly that is kind of nice. Yeah, I like that and

So I finished that and then we got down there. We started hanging out. We went to the like the great And I like that you can read it in the dark Yeah, okay, yeah, don't eat So what you do and then and then after that we got down there Because they were on I'm trying to think Did they get a different flight I think James's parents got no we had the same flight No, they had a different flight

Like a different day or different. No, it's like the same day. What a different. I don't remember because we Know when you got off your plane were they there Terry? No, no, no, they had the same flight as we did Okay, I forgot about that. That is insane that you would not just know that automatically Yeah, no, they're on the same flight as we did so but she was coming down that she was she would come down to like us and

Like say hi, but on the plane. She's like, hey, we're gonna go see our friend. He He likes this Drink like whiskey and stuff when you get to Palm Springs. Yeah when we get to Palm Springs Like he likes not when we just like a certain day. She's like Yeah, we're gonna go to a friend's barbecue and he likes us on Saturday You guys got there? No on Sunday. Oh, okay. He's like He likes to drink whiskey and smoke weed and I'm like what? Stop stop James's mom said this

Okay, I'm gonna do a new but also it is obviously in an airplane. It's loud as fuck So you can't really hear anything So how did that did you guys go? So I'll get there and then and I was like, okay smoke some weed. All right, sounds good to me. I guess and then Later that day I asked her said wait, what are we doing? She's like brings up The same thing. She's like yeah, he likes to drink whiskey and smoke meat But it sound like when she said

You heard smoke we smoke weed. I was like, oh cuz she said that he was an ex firefighter So I was like, there's no way this dude's gonna smoke. Oh, I see. Yeah So yeah Saturday we just like lazy around we went to Like a burger joint. Yeah and got burgers and then went gambling and then kind of me Brad Actually, everybody lost money Cuz the place sucked Okay, and then Sunday

We we got a casino up by the windmills. No, there's a casino. That's like more mild down the road from where we are staying Gotcha And then Sunday we went up to mountain mountain Something Sino I can't remember how do you pronounce it? You want to pull up a map? But we can't we went without a town It's so Palm Springs It is right next to a mountain, but I forgot what how do you pronounce it?

But the name the thing you're talking about is the name of the mountain not the name of the town correct correct What do you mean, huh? What are you saying? Where did you go Terry again say it again Palm Springs? No say the name of the thing you said the next mountain say say what it is I don't know Something Sinto yeah

Whatever that name is that you're remembering is that the name of the mountain or the name of a town? Oh, it's name of the mountain Yeah, yeah, just making sure no, I'm just making sure So we went up they have like a gondola that that takes you up to the mountain so we were we went up there we spent like Most of the whole morning into like pretty much the morning Up there just walking around looking at views and shit

I mean I have pictures, but I don't really want to send them to you because there would be too many Magnesia spring no ecological reserve no San Jacinto yeah that one Can you just pull it up there San Jacinto? Yeah, the yeah the one to the left. Yeah, so there's a see where that little road is if you go where the icon is This one up here. Yeah, if you go straight up you see where that like I think it's over either on to the right hand side There's a road that leads up to where it is

It's right there. I think This road here Maybe Tram one yep, that's it So you drive up to you drive up to that you take a tram you go up there So this is a tram. Yeah, it takes you all the way up to there. Well, that's one tower so go that way Didn't mean to zoom out. It's okay. There's a caliente That means hot water. Yeah Yeah, so there's five of those stops that's right there versus peaks restaurant

You went to this pretty much. That's where you end up after you take the tram It's very pricey by the way, I bet Define pricey. But you guys ate here. We did not eat here. Oh, we just sat down. We had we had like a drink a baby Yeah And you're in this right here. Yeah, so the tram way. Oh, people are in there a bunch Chocolate full of people. Is it kind of sketchy? Does it ever feel kind of sketch? Yeah Like nervous cut sketch. Well, so or just like kind of odd

Yeah, it's mostly odd in some kind of Thanksgiving here. Yeah, the world's largest rotate. Oh, it rotates Yes, wow, so rotate some no matter where you're sitting or standing You can still get a view of all the different things. Yeah, just slowly rotate. Yeah, nice But the thing with going up the tram It's like 30 bucks You can hike yeah, did you hike you can hike? No, what did you do? You just look just tram just looked enjoyed the view. So that's sign. This is the restaurant

That's the cafe. Do they like have to bring food up in the gondolas probably? I I was gnarly I'm gonna assume There's gonna be a stain in that seat cushion, but you're fucking shorts. Oh, that's the inch. Yeah, that's not good Oh not good Anyways, oh Don't knock it over brother

I want to hear that so all that next so yeah, so we we get up there. We go around we just hike around Take pictures stuff like that have fun Show me that wait, which is the restaurant this is that's the cafe not the restaurant the cafe the rest of it

It's called peaks. I bet that's expensive. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's expensive. Holy shit Yeah, that view dude at we ate like dusk Eating a meal imagine that'd be fucking hot Yeah The culinary experience above the clouds the chef has created a menu featuring a variety of fresh vegetables and greens From the Coachella Valley and dry aged meats poultry along with fresh bread smoke Additional selections include market fresh seafood and pastas

Children's menu is available. Do you hate taking your kids there? Holy shit that bar is nice So that we do we got drinks we got drinks from there. Oh, yeah, Terry I feel like you'd want to like dress up for this. This looks so fancy. Well, the thing is this is like This is before you even leave to This is above right when you get off. So like You just you're there So this is just there. So you just got a bunch of random people going there hikers stuff like that. What'd you get? I?

Think I just got a cider you think yeah, I got a cider. I Didn't want a hard alcohol you get drunk up in the sky. Yeah, isn't that that's down low You're not climbing a mountain. Well, you can get a little there is There is on the other side of the mountain that starts in Palm Springs that goes like you can climb Like mountain trails thirty five dollars No, that's just the tram. Yeah to go up. Yeah, you said 30 and I say 35. Okay, cool

$2 online processing. Oh, that's not you weren't online probably I was there in person correct so Seat yourself they get $3 discount that's a scam summer pass annual pass Anyways, so on the other side of the mountain you can do which James's dad wants to do Which is on the other side of the mountain it starts in Palm Springs So can you pull up the map for me zoom out just a tad?

so there's a Right where it says Trail yeah the trail or they still appear you can yeah one of them climbs up the mountain and you meet up at that Restaurant restaurant, and then you get a free gondola trip down if you climb it if you climb it, but it's like 10 miles What's the elevation gain? Straight up to 85,000 feet 8500. Oh damn No, not like switchbackie. Mm-hmm. I don't know but just like mainly up

Which is mainly up 85,000 is where the restaurant is 8500. That's what I mean. I know I said 80,000 But yeah, damn bro Yeah, so where the peak is There's a there's a trail that goes all the way up it and then you can get a free tram ride down from the restaurant from the restaurant So we did that one day and then later that day on that's round trip $35. Yeah, so that's on Sunday And then we we went back down and then we went to Bermuda dunes Bermuda dude, I would live there thousand poems

It's called Bermuda dunes. Where is that a close? Yeah, it's somewhere over there I don't know what in town or what no It's like you have to drive a little bit down West and down, but I don't know where it is if you just type it in you can find it I like to look for shit on that's fine. It's called Bermuda. You're not it's not even close towards the up over here No, it's to the left. Do you mean to the right? Yes down here. No, it's not by the Salton Sea so it's an either Indo or or

Indian Wells or somewhere in there because we were in Cathedral City. Yes, I Think it's right there What's it not call it a dunes Bermuda dunes and what is this right there? What is it? No, no go to the country club What what going to the country club and just go into it zoom in stop fucking clicking the Bermuda fucking dunes thing It's a golf course here. It's a golf course. So you didn't could have said that. Yeah. No, this is a country club

Doug, it's different. It's like a golf course to me. It is a golf course. That's what a country club is Okay, so what did you do the golfing? So no we were in here. This is where they This is where we were. Oh here I can find it Oh, this is like a whole housing community, this is the housing community which is has 27 golf courses So this is the house that had the barbecue. Yeah, okay got it

So this is where we had the barbecue. This has 27 holes and they you can play 19 or you can play 18 of them wait, there's 18 holes on that So they have two golf courses on the thing so they For some reason I thought like oh, there's three courses on there. So they only play nine holes So they close one down To like revamp it and then they have another one that's open and then they do the same thing back and forth So I think it's over. I want to stand this island

Is this a bridge? No, that's just a driveway dog. Oh, it could be a bridge. I need to find out where we were It's a bridge Well that doesn't make sense So yeah, because that's a hole. Yeah, so where were you so we went We were over here somewhere were you on the course we were in the neighborhood So not on the course correct like not a house on the course we were in like a little cul-de-sac, but I don't remember which one See echo no, okay We're in this house. Nass

Move your finger. Don't I need to read right there. You don't need to read that name. Don't read the name Oh, you fucking dumbass We're in this house right here. Okay So they have a pool they have a pool I see this little It's like a how much how much do you think that house is worth? I don't know a lot how much just guess looks big It's pretty nice. It's open to tumel. Yeah Probably more I don't know the answer is Palm Springs expensive or cheap. I can't remember to live

What you just got to remember when it's in the summer? It's like a hundred and something So probably not as much so I'll be a cheap ass house, but it's a nice house probably it's a nice fucking couple hundred k Five six seven eight nine somewhere in there It was like 650 yeah that house is 650 nice And it's nice as fuck nice. Yeah, because no one wants to be here

I wouldn't say no one wants to be there. I'm just saying you're to your point but to my point like But it's an it's a nice house And so he made us like barbecue like ribs ribs ribs chicken Mexican street corn like Everything was there was fire. He has a he has this grill. So he likes to smoke meat. He's got like a grill that he like grills on Dude, this fucking thing is out this fucking thing came here for like a banger cookout banger of a meal

Okay, was it like back patio here? This is what this is what a back here Terry by the pool Was this where the cookout was yeah, dude right here? Yeah, yeah, right there Like this is what he had he had made his own mac and cheese and shit. Oh shit. He had like a little mixture platter Yeah, it was so fucking good. Hell. Yeah This was that was your dinner on sundae that was my dinner on sundae

All right, like this was kind of like the backyard. This is where we were a little that looks like that on the thing The shape of that dildo pool. Yep. So he has this like It looks like a shape of a penis. Yeah, he has this little penis with balls hanging down Yeah, no, yeah He has this um like Smoker that's made. I don't forget what it was made by but it the it was it's worth like $5,000 okay Good meat

Not saying it depends on how you do it, but good meat. So yeah, we went from cathedral city to bermuda dunes country club Which was like 30 minutes away. Gotcha Yeah, so that was that day and then we kind of went back and just chilled and drank and and then on Monday we went to uh Joshua tree, which is just over this ridge So where is this joshua tree on the right? Yeah, so we went over there. This is all joshua tree

We were all in there. Did you like drive around and going over here something either way? Oh all going around over here Other way and then we went there and you come in here. Yep. We spent like what do you do?

Do you just kind of like walk around you just see like a bunch of like joshua trees? Yeah Yeah, and then like the whole running gag the entire week was it all started with Uh, the golf cart has uh the gym on it And so it all started I was like who's jim and then they give you a story of whose gym and so everybody So every time that someone said someone's name, I would always say who's that or who who's who's x right who's

Michael who's jim who's terry who's james who's brad and someone just give you like some weird thing But everybody's like oh, yeah, we're gonna go to a joshua tree. It's like who's joshua tree and so We went we went inside here to go to the hexi mountains. I don't know the fuck we went Was that hot? It was cold. Oh, was it?

Is it higher? Is it elevation there? Uh, yeah, that's on a plateau that's the those the mountains that you see from the the The um peak restaurant or whatever it's called those are the mountains that you see oh on the other side a little sand burnendito mountains but also the um God bless you So these are like some pictures from it That's brad. I know that's james. I also know that's also james

There's just a bunch of like rock formations. Why do you have that all the info? I just take this one show me the full picture Why am I seeing it on half the screen? I like to show me a joshua tree Like a good close-up of one. I didn't take a what? I didn't take a picture of a fucking joshua tree I don't believe you were there then but there's a joshua tree right there

They look like fucked up palm trees. I know what they look like. They look like fucked up palm trees So you just drive into the park and you just walk around you just walk around Was there like exhibits you could look at? There's no exhibits the exhibit is there's like a welcome center? There's these There's a welcome. There's a bitters a senator right when you go in where in the town uh like right there

Samuelson rock right like right there where people live in here. That's right before yeah, it's a reservation. You dumbass people live here It's a reservation. Oh like little houses. Yeah Yes, so where it gets you out of sport. I don't know stop stop Yeah, so right where you get into joshua tree. There's like right before you go in there's a like visitor center and stuff up here

Did you go? Yeah? Yeah. I got a shirt Of course you did shut up where Uh scroll like right in the main street right where you're at where your cursor is like scroll in Keep going No, stop going away from it. Stay on that main park boulevard. Stay on park boulevard Zoom in just zoom the fuck in Go up Jesus fucking christ zoom in zoom the fuck in You're the fucking worst in doing this shit That's a great show zoom zoom the fucking

If you had a if I had do you have a magic mouse? Do you have a like a wireless mouse? Do you have a go fuck yourself? Because I would love to have a mouse right here so I could just do things congrats. Why don't you get one? It's right there where all the cars are parked. It's called ryan's campground So it's not called the visitor center. It is a visitor center. They call it ryan campground. What a dumb name Who's ryan?

Show title Oh, no, it's right there my bad Of course you lie I don't believe a fucking thing you say parking lot dumbass This is it It's the station wait hold on Can I get a street view? It does not look like it. I think it's that one. No, it's that one. It's the one. It's the ryan It's the ryan campground one. So can you zoom in for me? Can I just look at the pictures? Can you zoom in the fucking nope? I'm not gonna lick your taint. Whoa. It's nasty down there

It's just giving you pictures of josh wotree. Actually, that's a lie. I did a I did a pre shit It's that one right there. I did a pre shower shit today not a post that's it right there Because I remember going around that thing. There's also a cafe and stuff like that Yeah, I remember going there because we parked right we parked against the so that's yeah Downbound this side. Yeah, probably next to that black car that on the left for this one here. Yeah. Yeah, I remember that

So like you go in and they say hey, here's what a josh wotree is beer speckfold. Don't piss on the ground There's like an exhibit inside there. Do they say don't piss they? Well, like don't if you go with if you go with james's dad, uh, he's like a an ad-vid hiker and also it goes in like the he's It's part of the Boy Scouts so he knows all about the terrain and things and I was like, hey man

Can I pee he's like no like anywhere on the ground. Yeah, he said just leave no trail Leave no trail leave no trail Leave no trail of pee like you're so you can pee on the ground as long as it dries up. Yeah But he's like you just told me not to pee anywhere. Did you actually say that? Yeah, he's like he's like he's like don't pee anywhere Leave no trail. It's like, okay. I mean leave no trace Yeah What is it? I don't know. I don't leave no trace. It's leave no trace, but I thought it's

Anyways, I'll give you a duggle hole and pee it in and then bury it in it's okay. Sure You don't fucking know. No, I don't you just told me not to pee and I really had to go Why probably you're probably when we get to a spot where we can walk around where there's actually a trail Um, like there was a porta potty at the beginning I don't know where it is. Don't ask me. Um Uh Yeah, so where all that red that red is that's where you go in

To the actual yeah, because you have to it's a national park. So you have to pay. Oh, there's a little toll booth here right here He is scrolling more. Yeah, yeah, right there. Right. Yeah. Remember that station So you stop here and pay the money and go in stop there pay money go in if you don't have a if you have a national park pass You can just flash it and you go in. Oh, it's a national park. Yeah

Yeah, it's josh, which it's nash. It's josh, which we can use a washington state discover pass. No, I Um, did you pee in this bathroom? No, no, no, no, is there a bathroom here? Yeah, there's usually bathrooms at every single stop. They do have stops at every single rock formation And that's and that's so you don't like pee on the ground correct So you specifically don't pee on the ground. Yeah, it said anybody named terry blank

Last name west entrance station. So there's probably like all there's a bunch. Yeah, there's also a bunch of entrances Um, but yeah, so but when I needed to how far do you go in pretty far pretty fucking far So you just kind of like drive around like the scenery

You drive around get out. So if you I heard that people like to go to joshua tree and do mushrooms and climb rocks I heard that like people from uh, like la will let go to joshua tree and get fucked up on like psychedelic drugs And just kind of like wander around the the huggins desert, you know, why I do not And they look up at the sky So terry they look up at the sky in the nighttime and they get high exactly Yeah, and they listen to and they listen to roof is a soul. Yep. So scroll

Uh skull rock is pretty cool. It looks like a rock that looks like a skeleton What a rock that looks like a skeleton. Tell me where that is rock Ryan mountain it's called skull rock there. Hey, this is ryan. Who's ryan? No terry. This is ryan Who's ryan? What did they say ryan campground? Yeah, that was this is ryan mountain. This is skull rock. Yeah, it's go rock Yep, you like skull rock. It looks like a skull really? Mm-hmm 100%

Yeah, it looks like a fucking skull. Oh, I hate this these little fucking stops They should just make like just pull off on the side of the road Yeah, it's a rock. Where's the street view on this? There's no street view on fucking apple maps. No, there is 3d. I don't know. It is 3d. I Oh my god, terry. I hate you. How do you hate me? I'm giving me a minute to fucking do it

You like click it and I'm like I'm trying it takes me a second sometimes. I don't like you sometimes You're a little fucking cuckboy I don't get it. Oh good boy. No, I mean, I don't get the skull shape because you because you can't go any farther You can't go any farther I'm trying just click on the fucking thing. No, just click on it What are you doing? Hey terry Can you drive going to lick it? Why don't why don't you drive for like a week and see how you feel?

I probably could do a better than you. Well, you never have so fuck off What Oh, what it's a rock that looks like a skull I bet you if you know if you go like not this shit, what look at this is a pile of shit this logo Like a google maps or something will probably give you a better thing i'm not i'm saying So why do people do drugs in it's just open it's just like you can do whatever you want there If you look at the ground

Like but like they say like it's okay. You can come here and get high. No one says that No one says but you can but you can yeah because they don't search your car and it's like an open desert Yeah, it's just it looked like this terry. Yeah. Was this where you were? Yeah exactly where you were Yeah, I was flying that fucking machine. No, do you remember these rocks? No I think you were here terry. I might have you probably drove right by this maybe wait. Did rufus is so play

They did a live set in uh, joshua tree. Yeah This is a banger of in march early early march of 2020 before covid shit I wonder where they did it Yeah, but they said if you haven't seen this video It's a banger of video really they did like they go through a bunch of their songs played live

Like out in the middle joshua tree and they have like a light. Yeah, it gets dark and then like as the sun's going down Yeah, and then like they have these light sticks and they get all flashy Oh, did they play like for people or they just no no, I think it was just like they were doing the thing they recorded for youtube Nice it's coming out of your fucking speakers terry I'm a fucking mess Any other highlights of joshua tree not really sound sound

But I really wanted to do like I really wanted to do this where like you go out there and wander around no, I like Hey, yeah, they had these cool light sticks This is the height of covet. No it was before Wasn't covet no end of march It's still like covet. No No covet was the end of march For like a third week I've never seen them like these three that ever do anything like physical bodies I didn't know someone actually put the drums Yeah, anyways

Hold on that's it. Hey, you didn't know it. That's wild. It's just real I'm gonna never expect that voice out of that face. I've always known that's what he looked like so I never knew that Oh, I love this guy. He's a boss This song's good too

No, I just never thought that voice would come out of that you expected something different looking. Yeah, yeah Yeah, they had like a whole thing like the sun went down Then like their little light sticks came on and they're like they like flash and shit really cool Yeah, but like a lot of people what they do is they go out there Since it's so open and just do drugs. No, there's no lights. Nothing like that. This guy stargazing. Yeah, stargazing pretty much Did you stargaze?

No, we had to leave Oh Because if we if we stayed we would have to do shrooms and um We not do stuff You would have had to have done shrooms. It's it's in the it's in the written rule books Okay, it says on the sign right before you come in says please do drugs Late at night you now during the day you can only camp if you're doing drugs. Yeah, so you Did you go back out the way you came in? No, so we went past go rock So like going towards your left where your cursor was

How do I how do I orient back to north? There it is And then after that so and then it came down this way No, we went up to 29 palms. Oh out the other side here. Yeah Oh, I see so you came in here came down Past go rock and then back up 29 palms. Yep. Isn't this like a military base or something over here? There is. Yes Is it an airport? Yeah, there is an air there's like an air fighter jets go out of here. Yeah. Yeah, you look at fighter jets No, well, we we went to a place called pioneer town

Oh, they go right by the main road. They just launch I don't know that's how they sound but sure F1 We went to a place called That's an actual cool airport's name. It's called crosswind airports. Yeah, it is. There's like nothing here. Yeah, it's just a fucking desert So we went to a place called pioneer town Pioneer town. Yes Is that cool? It's just did you go to mosquito lake? No Say it again where you went pioneer Town is it cool? It was just a um, is it like right here. No

Chocolate drop there's a town called chocolate drop. That's fucking do right next to my own palms. That sounds like we Is back this way. Yeah, keep going Cooper mountain college keep going Joshua tree keep going yuka valley Paradise valley go home said valley left It's right there pioneer town Why do you go here? What's cool? The significance of this is because the guy that uh rim rock. I'll give you a rim rock The guy that uh, we went to the dinner with oh my god zoom in we went to dinner with

Was like go here. Well, you said that pappy and harriots Which is right there on your right hand side pappy and harriots pappy and harriots Pappy plus harriots. Well, pappy and harriots. Nope Cool. Anyways, is it good? It that's what that person said. They said it was a phenomenal place to go eat food They got a fucking orange and a mason jar. Um, it was really good Um, he's he just recommended it as a good place to go recommended that it was a really good place to go

Yeah, okay, it's a really good barbecue. Okay, um, I got and you went there. But yeah, we went there was pretty good This was the reason for coming to this town Uh, that's that piss on the jar. What is that? Yes, it is. They have a nice looking bar Oh, it Oh, it's like a tavern looking for us. Fuck. Yeah, the significance. It's Oh Oh my god, the significance of this place was um The town was created by rob roye and um, Was it rob roye?

Rob roye it was created by oh look it's a video people. Um, Terry is this it? Yeah, that's it. It looks like an old-ass like alamo style thing on motorcycles. So what it is is doesn't look like an Alamo this is an active this is an active set for um, like wow wow west movies This little town this little town was created by some movie like uh western movie filmmakers Clint Eastwood So like their main drag looks like an old western town

Yeah, and this this is like a prop in a movie. This is this restaurant. This was a it's just a restaurant now Restaurant closed Tuesday and Wednesday, but it's very famous. So um, see you in the desert Yeah Yeah So where's the where's the downtown? It's right there where you see where it says Mazi art. Oh, it's like a dirt road. So this dirt road is like an old Filming zone. Yeah, it's no it's still active. Right, right The old church and yeah general store dog is actually a saloon

The red dog saloon. Yeah. Hey, we used to have a red dog saloon my my old growing up town Um post office. Fuck. Yeah. So what movies or shows would they I would would I know this from you would see them in like late 60s Oh more not recently. Um most recently was uh like a music video Those are like a visitor center For the town. Yeah, so you go. So no, can you stop growing fucking going away from the goddamn fucking place?

Well, sometimes they have it. I like the beginning of the entrance to the town because I I would have known I've been there. I saw it with my own. I know you guys You fucking so tell me where tell me where I'm main street. Okay. I am so Main street M a and e So this is the pottery thing pottery barn. Yep. Go do you write a little bit? Yeah? Oh Oh, yo, look at these old ass fucking buildings that last building right there that has that walk up. Yeah

Oh, baby this one here. Yeah, that's that visitor center. That's pretty much where it tells you what did you go in that? Yeah, I did hell. Yeah. Yeah, it's so when we got here It was 60 degrees and windy as fuck and I'm in a t-shirt. So you're nipping. I oh dude. I was fucking Yeah, teacher in shorts. Oh, yeah, you're such a pussy. You're a pussy You would have been fucking dying bro. You dressed up like a little slut bag. Yeah So, uh, so what was in the building? It was just like visitor shit

Like old artifacts and she has stuff like that and they told you about all the old movies. Yeah Okay, so this was created by um, dick Curtis roy rogers in russell hayden. Oh, roy rogers. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, I got it. Did you ever watch roy rogers movies as a kid? No, oh dude. I used to fucking love roy rogers movies

So I gotta pull the video. So this was where it was shot. Roy rogers movies. Yep. Most of them And and yeah, and so the significant pioneer town pioneer stands the significance about it is is that um, roy rogers. Oh, yeah, so in 2019 The kids bop kids use pioneer tan as a set for the video of the cover of little nozz x old town road Say that again On january 18 2019 the kids pop kids Use pioneer tan as a set of their video for the cover of little nozz

Little nozz x's old town road. No, I don't know who kids pop kids are You know how like when you you know how grown up sing music videos They sing okay, and then they hire little kids to sing their songs Grown-ups do this they hire kids to sing their songs. No They just have kids sing their songs Why? Fuck if I know what does that do with anything anyways? Um, did you you never watch this shit?

Hmm. We used to watch as all the time going up the reason behind this so Yeah, that's all shot in pioneer tan So the Roy rogers show so the reason behind this was the actors The actors didn't want to They didn't want to keep commuting so far away from los angeles and palm springs To film to film something in the desert So they created this little town called pioneer town for like with some investors to just shoot

Everything there and have bang it reverberates and then have places like living there you can live there So they made pioneer town kind of close to palm springs and la to specifically for filming movies So they didn't have to drive to some other random town. Yeah, so they created it to do like western movies there to um Yeah, so it was It was just so actors that were filming westerns didn't have to go so far away

Did they like stay in pioneer town when they were filming? Yeah, you can live there. Oh, no and then um an error there's only um as as of right now the population of theirs and this was at 2000 and six was uh, 420 people You never watched this show? I used to watch this as a kid growing up. So this was shot in like Pioneer town or maybe close by Really you never watched this

You better think it over and you better get out of here and you will restate your welcome. Take it easy. I just said you better think it over Now I can explain everything. I'm not explaining Yeah, Roy Rogers Yeah, here he comes watch. There's Roy Rogers right there. BAM!

He saves the day. Oh nice Yeah, so So actor Dick Curtis started up a town in 1946 as an 1880s themed Uh live in old western living breathing emotion picture set the town was designated designed to provide Designated sorry designed to provide a place for production companies to enjoy while also using their business and move homes and uh movies pioneer towns founders Intended the area to be a residential area with the main street acting as both a movie set and the town's commercial district

Hundreds of westerns and early television shows were filmed in pioneer town including the Cisco kid, Edgar Buchanan's Uh Judge Roy Bean Uh Dick Curtis and Roy Rogers and Russell Hayden were some of the original developers investors Jean Altree filmed his weekly show in the town for five years using the buildings and businesses as a part of a film set

The the pioneer bowl is still an operating bowling alley. The third building is in the pioneer town Uh pioneer bowl was used for recreational for residents and actors and crew after filming Roy Rogers made uh, yeah Uh made the front page of the local newspaper when he bowl opened the bowl Open the bowl with a strike on lane one He bowled uh, 211 in his cowboy boots with Dale Evans and 200 town folks watching

It's still kind of far from LA. I mean, I guess it's 45 minutes from LA. That's what they said you mean from palm springs or San Bernido So not LA Well, it's closer than driving all the way to wherever the fuck they wanted to go But it's not 45 minutes from LA. It's 45 minutes in palm springs. Yeah It was just it was just to make it easier instead of like way out the fucking fuck fuck fuck vil Yeah, fuck vil wherever. Where do you think they went before?

Fuck vil like Nevada or some shit No, I mean they probably just used joshua tree They didn't even made a town in joshua tree I drank that nasty ass shit again. I told you it was only guys. You're such a dj, aren't you? You just can't stop Yeah, dude one a week

Two a week one a week three a week one a week. Why do you drink it on sundays? So I can get out of the way Really dude, I wake up to come here To be like somewhat on time I get off a I didn't get I didn't go to sleep until like You know we can we can you can just communicate with me and we can like do whatever time you want I just want to gurgle, you know, but you know what I mean terry like Depending on your schedule. We can accommodate it

I just I just want to gurg. I don't know what that means. It's a cock gurg. It's g u r g. I just want to gurg Just want to gurg Just Want to gurg Gurg g u r g sure Howling seven was filmed in pyrton town in as many of the locals as casper's. Okay, so what did you do after Frontier land after that. Oh, we just went back and just chilled And then on monday didn't really do anything kind of just chilled wait monday was joshua tree

Yeah, tuesday didn't do anything just chilled. Oh and then left cool No on tuesday on tuesday went with the cabazon Uh, what cabazon? what You went to cabazon left top left It's called cabazon. What's you there? There's an outlet mall. That was there. We went up there to go look around. Oh, cool You buy anything by t-shirt and then by shit I only Brad and james bought stuff. They bought polos Polos like nice working polos or something why?

because They work for a living they brad has doesn't brad has a job that he has to Look somewhat Because he's kind of more of like a fancy boy now. Yeah. He's more of a fancy boy and then james also is a sort of a fancy boy So I do the same thing james does. I wear a hoodie and fucking normal pants I didn't buy anything because there was nothing I wanted Uh, I did go to the adidas Adidas I just i'm saying adidas I went to is it at the nazi company? Adidas. weren't they nazis?

Is that the nazi company? Yeah, weren't they like founded by nazis? Uh, I thought that was true. Was it adidas? Look that up. I'm pretty sure that's true Like they were founded in germany or some shit. I think it's full of adidas. I'm gonna have to shit. How do you spell adidas? All day I dream about soccer all day. I dream over You didn't know I didn't know that There's no way. Yeah, I was founded by uh, yeah

But specifically nazis wait was it really that's what it means. Yeah all day. I dream about soccer. Yeah Yeah, there's no way that what's it you didn't know that I did not know that that's what it stands for Yo It's such a weirdo. I can't believe you didn't know that dude. I didn't even know that. Oh dude the company started by adolf dresser Yeah, you started for nazis, right? Was he a member of the nazi party? What does it say about adolf dresser?

Uh, a dazzler. I think it's dazzler adolf dazzler. Yeah d a s s l e r Okay, so dazzler. What does it say about adolf dazzler? The company started by adolf dazzler in his mother's home He was what year? 1924 Okay, hold on, okay, okay um, it was by so Adolf Rudolph his elder brother Um in 1924 under the name Gruben Gruber Dessler

She fab conk. I don't know. That means dresser brothers shook factory Um dresser assisted in develop of a spike running shoe for multiple athletic events to enhance the quality of spiked athletic footwear He transitioned from a previous model of a heavy metal spike to utilizing a canvas Uh and rubberer

So give me the the skinny on the nazi part. Okay, skip to that in 1949 following the break The breakdown in the relationship with the brothers adolf created adidas in Here hear me out Rudolph established Oh, he's brother was puma. Mm-hmm. Wow, which became adidas's business rival Oh, I didn't know that part. Let me see. Let me see what these uh, but they were nazis Oh, the reason why his name is adi He goes by adi not adolf not adolf, but his name is adolf, but his name is adolf

So it's adolf. It's adi. So are they nazis or not both? Both brothers joined links to the nazi party. Here they go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Go go go Oh, that stinks. Uh, both dassler brothers joined the nazi party. Can I just stop here for a second? Yeah, I just want to tell the people terry just lifted his leg up and he goes

He like lifted his leg up and like exposed his crotch more and he goes. Oh, that's He did when he said that farted Anyways, uh, they both joined the nazi party in may 1933 and became members of the national socialist motor corpse Um, adolf took the rank of sport watt in hitler youth He was a hitler youth guy sport wart in hitler's youth of 1935 until the end of the war So during the war the company was running the last sports shoe factory in germany and uh

Predominantly supplied the oh god, I don't know I don't know how to pronounce that The hr m a c h t So they were nazis we could stop now. Yeah, um in 1943 their shoe production was forced to seize operations in the company's facilities and workforce used to manufacture anti-tank weapons um From 1942 to 1945 Uh, at least nine forced laborers were working at both sites of the company damn so nontes

Uh, it looks good. So in other words, uh, puma and adidas were not used for production of anti-take weapons during world war two They was nearly destroy it was nearly destroyed in 1945 by the u.s. Forces. It was Spared by adolf dresser's wife convinced the american soldiers that the company its employees were only interested in manufacturing sports shoes Company occupying forces Consequently became major buyers of the dresser brothers shoes

Okay, now we know about so it's not just adidas. It's also puma. That's nazis That's no, oh dude. You're actually right It says the name audidas is all all day. I dream about sports or and and Shut up and all day. I dream about sex That's what it writes in there wait, did it say sports? All day. I dream about sports. Yeah people say soccer because it's like a big soccer brand But but it says also this is all day. I dream about sex. I like that one in the actual website

On adidas on wiki on wiki dog. No on adidas.com. Yeah, they should have they should bring that back Yeah Anyways, all right, so you had a great time. Yeah, it was good There's a nice little vacation. Yeah, it was good vacation. Okay But yeah, so I looked at uh flights to alabama Um this past week, okay for the time we were looking at they're so expensive how much I'm not going

How much I think it was like, uh, there's a note. There's no direct flights You have to go like through chicago Okay, and then down to but it's like it would end up being for the days we looked at just her flights total like 1300 per person Yeah, I'm not going. Yeah

That's what I said. I looked at it. I pulled that up and I was like, I'm not going at this time. There's no it's so expensive I think it's like because it's right around christmas the flights are more expensive Maybe what we should do is just do it next year sometime We should just Yeah, I'm gonna I was gonna I was debating because I wanted to go like when I have time off from work

But then I was thinking I might just like bite the bullet and then do it like when the flights are cheaper like january time frame February time frame. Yeah, I'm down because when like flights are cheaper and stuff. Yeah, I'm done. Hopefully. Yeah I'm done I'm done to Go to alabama. I've never been to alabama. Me neither alabama

I know I don't know what we're gonna do in alabama. NASA. That's it. We talked about this. So we're just gonna go to nasa Yeah, how about this Hear me out Okay, we oh, I think I think I have an idea I think I think me know what do you think? What do you think? I what do you tell me what you think about the repose? Uh, what I was thinking what we would do is fly to alabama. Okay, go to the nasa there and then what do we do? Where we go? We go to florida

We got a jfk and we go to the saturday astronaut tour. Yeah We spend like two days and then fly back from florida because it's probably cheaper And then we come yeah, so then we Yeah, bro trip. I do road trip. We're gonna try a long ass drive

From alabama. Let's look did we already look at this? We never looked at it, but that'd be wild. Wait, wait, wait, wait Uh, dude, you would have to you would I would have to help you drive If we were gonna do that we would both be on the Both we would both feel so we can swap Yeah, so like if you wanted to sleep because we would just probably just bang it out. We just pound it out Yeah, we're gonna pound it out. We're gonna pound it out. We're gonna pound it out. We're gonna pound it out

What's the why doesn't mean right standard? What can you tell me what the name of the space station was in alabama again? propulsion something There was a name for it wasn't it marshal marshal. Yeah marshal space space Marshal space space fight center I think we looked at this terry. I'm gonna scratch it's a 10 and a half hour drive. That's not that much

I thought it was gonna be like 15 or something. I love this. I love this. I love this that's doable. Terry This is my favorite fucking part of this whole thing from here to eastern washington is five hours We just both do one of those five hours. I just my favorite part. Am I wrong? You're not wrong My favorite part is it's 10 and a half hours. It's not that bad They can go through we go through atlanta that it's taking us to atlanta. We stop in atlanta. Let's go. What's up atlanta?

Dude atlanta is like a big fucking giant fuck fuck Very sketchy Really? Yeah Atlanta is very sketchy like A friend of mine was there one time He went to stop for gas And literally on the gas pump says lock your cars We'll just okay. We'll drive through we'll drive on the highway through and not stop how about that No, but seriously you go to like a casino. You want to like fly that or drive that?

I think On a cost perspective We can we how many miles how many miles how many miles uh six seventy five So we feel up like what once twice maybe yeah, it'd be way cheaper than flying and you get to see It's touristy you get to like see the southeast because I've never been there wait I've never been in Georgia either. Can we go towards the place that got devastated so we can see it It's up here. Is it up there right here? Yeah. Yeah, we should go up that way. No

That's out of the way Terry. Okay Oh, we should fucking do this Sure, I'm down. Yeah Yeah, yeah Well, obviously we're not gonna stay in Are we gonna stay over by JFK? Johnson Kennedy Space Center JSC Yeah, so we we fly into Huntsville do that for like a day or two drive down Um to the the ocean Stay at the ocean and like go to the kennedy like two days and then what what's up to the two days? Enjoy the ocean and be like yo, bitch and then fly back

You don't want to do anything else? No, it's just cost want to go race Go back to the go back to the go carding from our window If we do if we do that I have to shit so bad if we If we do that let's go to Tampa. I mean, let's go to um, not spray farm. Okay, and then find go carts fine This has to be like a week long thing No, I have to shit Terry. Can we take a break? No shit. I'll grab the rice. I'll grab the rice the rice

We'll be right back with the Rex ladies and gentlemen, but we'll be right back. We're gonna play the music afterwards Please wait for the intermission music to end before the podcast so over zoom Oh, yeah Oh We're done. Okay, we're gonna mission's over. So you down? Yeah Yeah, I'm down to make a trip. All right, it'll be depending on my situation Like my other things

I might might be I might look at I'm not trying to look at January. You let me know try to do give me like at least a month the notice So I can put into my time Do you have vacation time? Oh, you do I have so much really. Oh, yeah, I did. I thought in the past you always got fucked. I didn't have it Well, that was back before you had your new thing Mom Yeah, brother Oh, I'm actually gonna probably look it up like

Today because I'm fucking rock hard. You're already dick solid dick solid. You're already dick solid Dick solid already dick solid Wow goldmine terry already dick solid So it would be a flight a flight to alabama Flight to alabama and then we leave from is there a is there a airport in tampa Yeah, lake lighter international airport

Lakeland lake lin lighter international. There's multiple. We'll go to st. P. Clearwater international airport International this is fucked that but that's probably like the biggest cheapest one is it?

There's so many airports Okay, so Let's uh, so it would be It would be It would be leave on like a Wednesday Fly thursday would be Um marshal Well, because remember we need to have a full day to drive And we need not even No, but we should we should plan for a full day You should just we should like plan a day for traveling like sightseeing and things So if you want to we should leave on tuesday and here's why okay

If we're gonna spend two days at marshal, we probably don't need to spend two days at marshal No, so we fly on wednesday. Maybe we should maybe we should thursday marshal the space center in alabama Friday will be the drive to florida Wait, when do you think we're gonna saturday is the astronaut tour days? So we have to be in florida for that because that's the whole reason we're going okay Is that right? Do you remember that? Is that the right thing? What day do you even want to go?

Huh What do you mean what day don't want to go like what day are we flying down? Wednesday Wednesday, did you write Wednesday thursday friday? Okay. All right. Just just checking it out. I'm literally writing Uh, what was it called johnson? No, uh, kennedy space Yo johnson can a space center tour It was like the astronaut tour was like only the weekend wasn't it?

Do you remember that I think it's the third week it was like every month. That's right So we had to plan we had to plan it was the third weekend and every month and every month Let's just double check All day do you want to taste the space Terry all day I dream about sports all day I dream about space Uh, where was it again? Tell me um tickets no menu menu menu menu menu Look for launches and snow look for visitor information tours and up No explore attractions It'll be

Look at all attractions. Where's that? Oh to the right to the bottom I think you have to Uh Hold on go up. There's the bus tour go. You went too far down down down Astronaut encounter me and ash I during a live no Let's go down. Let's go down Oh no no no no no no no Da da da dum dum dum tell me what you're gonna do Fly with an astronaut right there Oh, so just go ahead and like get go to tickets go to I'm not like look at the tickets for this. Yeah I'm gonna Book a tour right there Book tour

Does it say third weekend? I don't know just book a tour. See what happens. It says it in here. I remember that Oh, it did that's what we found it Flying high in my douche bag It's like the day it's like the date just like the date just don't worry about the thing just like the date We're adult packages, Terry. Um, so oh December the second week. I think it's the second. Oh, it's on a Monday too

Dope so January so this would be it right here. So it had to be a Friday a Saturday or Sunday. Oh, not a Monday a Sunday Yeah, so we could do Wednesday fly Thursday the Auburn not Auburn Alabama Space Center Friday drive. We could do the Saturday one We could do any of those days, but we could do the Saturday one astronaut tour astronaut tour And then Sunday Would be we go back for two days. We did the two-day pass

Because we're gonna be staying on the beach. Okay, we'll be right there and then we'll do Because astronaut tour is a long tour So we'll do the other bus tour on the second day because they said don't do two tours in one day. Okay other bus tour And other shit that we want to say don't do two in one day and it said that on here. Okay Um, so we do that. Well, we get the bus tour at this one too

This includes it. I think scroll up Right there so No, yeah, um, I think this come this is the ticket price for the yeah Yeah Or this includes your ticket for the day continue on the bus tour to Apollo visitor center We'll figure it out. Yeah, so it's two days and then Monday Drive to Tampa Go carding maybe no Sunday Sunday after we're done because it's not going to be a full day. It'll be a quicker day on the second day It'll be drive to Tampa

We're not going go carding Terry dude. Let's go go carding. Come on It takes so much time. It's so much fun though Oh, okay, so Sunday We have to You want to you want to stop in Orlando on the way to Tampa and go go carding? I mean we have to drive through it anyways Go card. Yes That same jank place outside. Fuck yeah, like janky area, but then like a dope ass outside track

Yeah, and then Monday will be in Tampa. So Monday would be not spray farms. No It's not not spray farms Bush gardens is what's called bush is that gardens is that the is that uh, and then Tuesday fly home right Tuesday fly. Yeah, and then So first day of vacation would be Wednesday And then we'd be back to work on Wednesday if we needed to so like I need to be back on work on Wednesday because I work on Wednesdays Oh

That would work for you depending on what if my ship changes. I'll let you know but that's tentative schedule sure We'll think about the driving part But I think it'd be cool From Alabama because you get to see the scenery of the of the southeast This is culture. This is america americana We don't get to see this landscape in our fucking tree infested Are nice infested areas Uh, yeah Sound like a plan. Yeah, it sounds like a plan stan

200 dollars that was how much it was for the other one wasn't it 200 dollars somewhere on there? Yeah, I think it was exactly 200 dollars Yeah, it will I would say it was for the vip and houston. Yeah So we could so january it'll be the 15th It'll be the week of the 15th or like february, but maybe january it looks the same fucking days. Yeah So like the second or third second or third week. It's a second week in every month. Yeah

Just one week in a month basically. Yeah Right Saturday sunday Okay Let me I'll look I will look at um All the costs associated And give you we can like look at it next time what the costs will be Okay, because I'm also I'm also planning on going to mexico in like 8 April how you going with your fam with greg and the coal You really like mexico they have a spot there I've never gone me neither Let me know how much that is

Okay, because I've never gone to mexico. I mean either I almost went last year, but it was kind of last minute last year So I told michael to just tell me next time they go

I want to do this. I really want to do this, but like I don't want to I also don't want to spend a lot of money I bet you five bucks dude flights after after Christmas or Christmas ever probably hella cheap That's why I want to wait so that would probably be a cheaper one But the mexico one you should talk to greg and the coal about because if they want to go terry wants to go too Well, they are going and I am going do it can I come they can invite terry

They can invite you if they want you to come you should or you can ask them. I'm not gonna no no You should ask him. I'm not gonna do that. Yeah, you are their friend terry. Yeah, no, you can say hey I don't want to be true, but I would love if you would like to have me. I'd love to be a friend and hang out Yeah, yeah, I think so. I'm not gonna like invite you on their behalf. No, no, no, no, no, no like Like you should just bring it up like hey, hey, I heard terry wants to go to Mexico too

No, you're gonna ask him. That's fine. And if you want to come how much is that how much is it? I've never been out of the states uh I'll tell you I mean, I don't know because I don't know I don't have depending on where they're going, right? Cancun they're going the cancun. It's not cancun, but it's like near it's on the east side of Mexico We're near staying all like all inclusive thing. Do they I believe so They've got a whole area they go to with like attractions and things

Like jungles and shit. I don't know. I like that I don't know. Yeah I don't know what I, what you want me to do. I'm going through the mountains having a set. This whole thing I've been working on for this. Man would work eyes out trying to get to little Tucson and I think it's pretty I have no idea But like roughly April time frame, which is why I don't want to do this too close to I would assume that it would be like a couple grand

Yeah, I just don't know I think it probably a couple grand. Okay The reason the reason I think about it is because the room there most of like Mexico's like hotels things They're all inclusive which is just like You get everything like yeah, I know so it's usually a higher price because Oh, they have a whole fucking thing. They like no people there and shit. I don't know but

They know people everywhere. Whatever, but I'm gonna look at this For the that January week and then maybe that February week, but probably January and I'll give you a rough price estimate. Okay, so that's not good. It's not swell. Hell yeah, I'm excited. Me too, dude I'm hard. I'm soft You vote but yeah, I got to submit my ballot. I Voted for all the wrong people. Yeah, I voted for all the all the Non-white ones

There you go, here's the latest Terry on what election here's a report for you. Okay, Kristen Welker is the moderator of meet the press Kristen. Good morning. It's great to see you. Hey, Chris. Can you pause it? I'm just gonna read this headline. Hey, Kristen, and I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you I'm right what she's gonna say. No, I'm gonna read I'm gonna read the head

Trump Harris tied an NBC poll two days from election. So Okay, funny thing I had when I was driving the other day I was just thinking and I go man this election is gonna be wild Right. Why right just because everything is wild during the election time And usually around this time people get really into politics and they speak their own minds and after it's done

They're like, oh never mind. It's okay. I don't really speak that stuff anymore. Anyways, I Was like what happens what happens if Like they tie no That's not how it works Obviously there has to be a clear winner But what if they what if they did like a they did a recount and they tied again? What do we do? Do you know how difficult it is to tie the number of electoral votes each candidate gets? It's like impossible

Well, yeah, what were to say tied now? What if it came down to that movie? It doesn't the one vote What? There's a movie about Like really there's a movie about The presidential like candidates tying tying and then there's one person in America that didn't vote And they found them at a comedy and they were trying to persuade Persuade him to either vote one way or the another terms like the candidates

It wasn't it was like a serious. It was maybe it was a comedy, but let's play the school one vote movie I kind of eye-popping Iowa poll will see if that plays out eye-popping But NBC News has a new poll this morning to at a national level showing this race is tied Something we feels like we've been saying for months and months isn't it interesting Terry how when they say tied it's 49 49 What since when is tied not be 5050?

Right, I think they're accounting for the other all the independent people and all the other all the other candidates this point We know there are tens of millions perhaps more than 70 million A million mail-in votes already early votes already there. So turnout will be the key on Tuesday night. Who has an advantage there?

Trump well Willie it is striking to say Oh well will it is striking that this is still a deadlocked race according to our latest MVC news poll in terms of who has an advantage I can tell you that both campaigns focused on their ground game particularly in the blue wall states like Pennsylvania Democrats touting the fact for example that they're doing about 2,000 doorknocks per minute What oh like total for their campaign, okay?

The single candidate is 2,000 knocks on doors every year specifics about their doorknocks but touting the fact that Republicans are turning out in bigger numbers in early voting than in past elections Although it's not going on there knocks swing vote comedy

What are we seeing in terms of the closing strategy? It's a comedy movie called what it's called swing vote Yeah, there's no way that could have been a serious in a remark more turn of events the result of presidential election comes down to one man's vote Is that a recent movie? No, it's another movie. It was a no Sunbelt states this weekend they are going to close out their campaign don't you love it how these stupid news?

People never fucking say anything like they have a thing that says they're tied in the polls And then they just blabber on for two minutes has a kind of cost Including several stops in

Pennsylvania on the final day assigned the Keystone State could hold the keys. Yeah, they really do need to win Pennsylvania Both of them to the White House and then of course there is that Iowa poll that Vaughn was mentioning Which raises questions about what we could see with the gender gap with the gender gap wait until election day Willie until we have answers to all of this. I don't know anything. I'm just a news lady. Oh, look West

Westerns Nevada City. Hey, that's what the maybe they shot in Western Let's just do that. Let's let the voters decide An important one even though your vote doesn't really count this guy so I hate these I hate news people They like they're talking about it. The both candidates need to win and let's let the voters decide that's ultimately gonna be how they decide So we don't know anything Can you look up the will buxton?

Oh Yeah, I know you're talking about and then that's pretty much just summarize what? What they're saying what pretty much in other words in other words, they're saying nothing. Yeah Yeah, it's pretty much what women not women. Sorry. Not to say the women's What winning means I was trying to say winning means

Here's what can you can you this is what everyone the great will bucks. Yeah With these new regulations the cars they're able to follow each other closer and then you get more racing better action In a positive positive positive so think this all think think as will bucks in saying something about the presidential election in the United States So Mine is the racing part. Well, it is a race the election is a race

But think about what he's saying. Oh do this. I'm now right here. Okay Adrian newie Lanceville I have to run it low to the ground the lower they run into the ground and so they're Looks like they're listening to AC DC

It's really physical Red Bull love Monaco. It's their race. They love it. Oh This is new ground for toto No, I was thinking of I know Terry Oh Desperation I know you think crumbling a bit you can see it You change your car because check has been saying the cars fuck Fuck History no one can outspend anyone else Everyone has the same amount of money to spend Red Bull might have overspent in 2021 and some rumors suggest It might be

$100,000 on catering. Oh Wait, what the fuck wasn't that no, but it was supposed to there's that one This one. Yeah, I Thought it was gonna be in that compilation. Oh, that's why I clicked if you finish in first position No, I will that's fucked up. That's that was the one that's the one I was I thought he was gonna say that in this clip That's why I clicked it. Oh, cuz I know what you want. Yeah, that's what I wanted. Oh Fuck why is it not here?

Is that it I think no no no go down. It's in this go down in this compilation. Is it yes You can See yeah Have with Alonso alpha towery has an experienced race winner in Pierre Gasly How would you describe his character fuck me Terry, where is it I think scroll down Scroll down scroll down scroll down this season someone will win What's it 22 this one? It's gonna be I think it might be this one The new technical regulations come it's not it. No, it's not it. I can guarantee it's not it

The cars they're able to follow each other closer. That's not it Help me Jerry. I can't help you. I think it's in 2022. I

Typed in will Buxen if you finish first you win. It's not what he said. Yeah, you will win That's pretty much the saying yeah Come on well you want to start from the front because you've got the other 19 drivers starting behind you You don't have to start from the front because it means you've got the other 19 drivers starting behind you Oh, I know what they're doing What they're carrying a green screen This man tried to okay fuck Terry

It's normally easier to find isn't it we're we're terrible. Yes, it's like 20 f1 memes 2022 so 22 that's not it god damn it look Do you make like that? No because it's gonna play a fucking stupid thing. What do I mean? Look Terry look look up there and type in 2022 Tell me what to do Terry

Just try that one this one. Yeah We're never gonna find it I love that just a will Buxen moment just means saying the obvious thing Listen here we go this this this thing full shit post listen listen See those clouds up in the corner that's where the rain is coming from Guy ish rings from no I can't Terry alright scroll back go back go down it's gotta be here That's the short we already played scroll down or racing action Scroll down DRS chicken it should be in this down what is

I just wish it was him talking Yeah, that's not saying scroll down. No, that's the oh wait That's obvious insights. This is it This is not it This is horrible having no logic I don't know dude House are in a really difficult spot. It's not even bringing a knife to a gunfight. They're bringing a spoon I remember that the short one. Yeah, oh Because it means you've got the other 19 drivers starting behind Same old thing doesn't get old classic little bucks in god damn it

Huh, oh, it's not here scroll up. Yeah, do the drive to survive be like Let's see so we had to think long and hard about who would be the right teammate for max for staffing Oh, it's just saying drive make it so That's it This is stupid it's not it's so bad What just type in will bucks in memes and pretty much this is what we sum up the presidential candidates. Oh God, oh God Oh memes. Why are you saying this more racing better action we put that we played that one

Drive to survive season five only means. Yeah, just do it No more Russians and don't be Russians until I go from this planet Qualifying is everything because it determines your starting position on the grid on Sunday You want to start from the front Because it means you've got the other 19 drivers starting behind you Oh, there you go best memes of Thank you Just my friends. I'm Lewis Allison and I'm raised from a city's bends. Oh shit. What is it? Oh, yeah

Good thing. I know that one Fucking car Because check has been saying the cars fuck I like how points of an auto like you don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no I have it I have it printed out. We are very selfish drivers But the formula one has to be always good characters and bad ones and heroes and anti-heroes I'm on the dark side. I didn't realize I am on the dark side

I didn't realize Fernanda was only like five eight. It's not very tall. You know, he's not a very tall man I'm still the bad guy Oh, this is when he retires What I'm missing what I'm missing Okay, I I hereby announce my retirement from formula one by the end of the 2022 season And we are changing so maybe some privacy, thank you It's not in here Terry I can't find it. It's okay, man. It's just terrible. The best drive to the five season six memes. It's eight minutes

It's not season six though. We have season six already, but that's not where you said it. No, it's in like season two I literally think I had to change that pants three times I know the episode already. Let me run it through ready. Here we have Danny Ricardo What's your the sideline? Yeah, it hurts not be racing I think then all of a sudden pounds sneak the reeds lock up Off the track crash. Oh shit Fast forward Super quick Danny looking at like space

It is what it is. I never left. I never left. I'm back, baby. Honey bud. Just don't give a shit That was the best thing ever honey better. Don't give a shit. All right. I give up All right elections tied That's the start I can't find it. We just went on a ramp. We just went on a rant I can't find it. I never found what we needed to do and then I need to save it. I need to save it As a clip. What it just said a sound clip

Fresh straight to russo if you finish first you win the race. I need to just save that clip. Why can't you just find it? Oh Oh, well you find it Will buxton if you finished first your last if you finish first you don't finish first you finish last ricky bobby If ain't first your last I like this one to to finish first you To finish first first you have to finish We didn't click on this one. That's because That's good. I like it already

Watch it's in this one. I bet it is all right. So I've heard that there's been an update to the race engineers in f122 So let's go and see what's changed He's like Oh my god Yeah, I was well bucks in the game To aim for pole position next lap so the other 19 drivers will be starting behind you. Oh no, they're inserting him into the game Yeah, yeah, but uh, thanks anyway. All right, not a bad luck You're currently in third place try to aim for pole position next lap

So the other 19 drivers will be starting behind you for the race. No, wait. It's like how it worked. Oh my god That is actually just so crazy In formula one getting a good start to the race is critical because it determines how the start of your race will go Wow, you know what now that you say that I'm actually gonna try and get a good start Oh my god, look at that. Where would I be without wheelbugs?

Wait, I thought I'd have the fastest lap by now. I wonder how far off it I am The fastest lap of the race was the lap which was completed in the least amount of time What how is that helpful? Can you just tell me the actual time key? Sorry, bro. I don't have that information right now Oh my god, you are so useless Oh Okay, that's all right, but you know what we can just flash back and pretend that didn't happen

Silence has just fallen on the racetrack. I hope this doesn't mean what I think it means. Are you okay, mate? What are you on about? It wasn't even that bad Remember if we finish outside of the points, then we won't get any points at the end of the race Make sure you push now. Oh my god. Wait. Is that true? So I need to get a point to finish in order to this video is actually pretty well done

Get points. Oh my god. I can't believe I'm only today finding out about this All right, we've got Landon Norris ahead who is probably my favorite driver to be honest So I look forward to be very fiery and your rivalry with Landon Norris is very aggressive So be careful making what he's not my rival. What are you on about? You are currently sitting in p5 meaning if it stays like this, we will finish fifth

Oh my god, you know what that is enough waffle for today. I need some peace and quiet. I like that What you have such a big skill issue what? Yeah, fuck you Yeah, fuck you. I love it. That's great. That's funny. Okay. I give up. I can't find it. I'm gonna try to find it I just it's so sad It's in one of those compilations says it's in season four season four Well, bucks then s4 drive Drive survive Most of me is just giving me the one that has the drs chicken guy

Let's pick up by yourself. Let's go Final corner Are you sure about that? Buttack wins the sprint Max Verstappen comes home to take second place No, no, no, no, no It's a lucky black cap We're never gonna find it dude. Yeah, clearly We've been going on about this for like I don't know forever. Yeah, we're fucked. That's it. That's it. I can't do it We're never gonna find it It exists

It does it did exist. It does it chicken chicken stupid gram fucking app. What your instagram app? No No Will bucks then Let's see it happened in 2022 which is In formula one if you finish finish in first position dramatic pause you will win It was in you will win the race Yeah, it's in uh 2022 So that was when max one is first No 21 you won the first drive to survive. Yeah, it's on season four. It's in this one. It's in this one

I found it on like an article. Yeah, that's what I'm on. It's in this one Oh, here's a wtf f1 with uh back when matt was on it It's it's in this it's in Hello everybody. Yes I think he probably has it in here what you want me to do it's in it's in one of those two What it's on bottom one it's longer I click the bottom already it's not in the bottom one

This sucks I'm done with this. Okay. What else do I'm talking about? Well, we can we can uh do our Did I say that yeah, but you didn't Oh here we go in from the one because it determines your starting position on the grid on the sunday You want to start from the front because it means you've got the other 19 drivers starting behind you every 60 seconds in africa So a minute passes Season contracted to williams that means miscellaneous

Beside whether I end up in a miscellaneous formula one car next year or not Uh, it's a Lewis is an incredibly clean racer He rarely gets himself into controversies or scrapes Just do that a lot It's time for qualifying at the french Grand Prix Ah Of the I should go back to that black car. I don't know what to say. So we're not going to find it. Yeah, we're never going to find it. That's it. All right. Should we write down who we think is going to win? Oh, yeah. We really do need to do this.

So what is it Vegas next? It's Vegas and we're going to do it for the first time, like not together so we don't bias each other. So what we're going to do is Mike, you're going to put something on the telly. What 30 seconds. What am I putting on that? A timer, not a timer, like some noise for 30 seconds. And then we're going to write down our top five in 30 seconds. Yeah, online timer, countdown timer. I don't want a noise. It'll beep. Okay. So like, see, look.

So I need a one, two, three, four and five. So if we see if it beeps, if I do this. Yeah, good beeping. Just find a clip for like 30 seconds. Shut up. All right. I want to beep. I've used this before. Really? Yeah. I want to beep. You can choose. You can try like, like. Hey, it works. Okay. Okay. Here we go. 30 seconds. Why 30 seconds? Clear. Hit the clear button. Suck a dick. Literally suck a cock. Hit the clear button. Suck my dick. Set it for 30 seconds. Suck my dick.

30 seconds and makes it go faster. Oh, so we actually have to be under pressure. So we have to be under pressure. Can I think before I start? Okay. How about this? We get, you get, how about make it a minute? Make it a minute. It's not clearing. Terry, it's not cleaning. Clear is here. Yeah. Put a minute on the board. All right. We get, we get one minute to do everything. Starting now. So we have to do the top five and our numbers. Top five and your numbers and 30 and one.

What if our number is the same number? We flip a coin. Yeah. Yeah. We'll flip something to get to get it. Yes. And then if say like you, we both do two. If we flip a coin, you get it. I'll just take the lower half. So you always go lower or you get to choose to go lower or higher. I guess. Okay. Does that make sense? The winner, if it's a tie on the numbers, the winner of the coin flip gets to decide. Yeah. Yes. If they want to keep the number or go higher or do it. No, they just get to decide.

Yeah. They get to decide the number that they get to choose. How about this? How about this? We write down the names that we want. We don't write a number. We flip a coin. And who wins gets to pick first. Yes. It's picked number first. Okay. Probably be a better idea. Okay. So we flip the coin no matter what. Yeah. Okay. Ready? One minute. Las Vegas. One minute Vegas. So just the top five in the minute. Time is going. One minute. I should put that music on. That's what I was saying.

We need music to this. Because stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. All we're going to do is sit here in silence for fucking one minute. How do I do the Jeopardy music? Just go to Jeopardy music. Just go to YouTube. Type in Jeopardy music. Do it for a minute. Oh, you are just a little feisty boy. I'm not feisty. You just, I'm just trying to make this so simple. You just make it so hard. You're just a little feisty boy. I was about to write down something. Jeopardy music?

Yeah. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. You can just type in one minute game, show, music or something like that. I have to quit Firefox for a minute. Oh my. Whenever you use, I've told you this before, but whenever you use YouTube, log out with a VPN on, they just throttle you because they don't want you to be using a VPN and they want you to be logged in so they can track everything you do.

And so I think shutting down the internet session and restarting it will reset that. There are more videos who click the slower and slower. Oh yeah, no. I know, but not logged into your account with a VPN on. Yeah, logged in Terry. It's going to go fast if you're logged in. I'm talking about anonymous using, anonymously using YouTube. I don't want you to do that. I have logged in. That'll be faster. I have logged in because you're logged in. I have logged in VPN and brave.

The issue is not being logged in. Jeopardy. Just, just typing, just typing like game music. One minute. One minute game music timer thing. You don't need Jeopardy. Ready? One minute and two seconds. It's just a timer. There's no sound. Oh. Oh. Fuck. It's too fast. it's too loud.

You Okay, okay, what's your people tell me I have well what is what is your one max Lando Look Claire Max Lando the Claire it's just good Pia Stree Pia Stree oh look at you science Russell I was debating science or so yeah I was debating you want to see I wrote Pia Stree piss Pia's pass Pia's tree okay all right so then now you can just go online or you can just have your phone and then we'll see you get to choose the you can call it coin count

coin just the coin tails you got tails tails okay so I got my number so Vegas what is it again it's red flags red flags DNF safety cars safety cars safety car VSC DNF red flag yep two three it's gonna be cold yeah okay I like this this is a better way to do it 100% 100% and always take us you know like I said 20 races to notice to figure this out and now we're better for it yeah well it just I'm gonna write cutter is cutter and our cutter cut cut cut top

and then one two three four and then Azure Azure by John is it no it's Abu Dhabi Abu Dhabi Abu Dhabi still final race and then we have to wait three months with no F1 again season one by pretty quick actually no it didn't it was pretty long it was pretty long okay Las Vegas Norris Norris in let's see there's like a bunch of people that are under investigation right now yeah for doing that that whole Norris Russell Sonoda and Lawson face FIA investigation for

Brazil GP a board start do you think that they'll get a grid place penalty if they don't do anything now they'll get a grid place penalty for Vegas do they do that when they when they do it after the race they do it for the next race I mean that's what they did the first happen when they gave him oh well first happen took a new engine which is a five that's just normal though yeah I don't know about if they do a penalty after the race do they give him a penalty for

the new or a grid position for the new race well if they see this is what I don't like it could where they're like we're gonna investigate it you have two and it two to three hours to figure it out you could see it people people are talking about that during the race the common commentators but then the other point was there's so much happening during the race that you you have to have everybody looking at like the live to keep track of other things that you can't

like spend time like looking and there's three stewards there's three yeah I think no at least how many stewards no but but but there's 20 cars Terry so there's a lot to do and I'm not looking at all 20 cars I know but they need to be constantly looking at shit so that was the argument they said as to why they wait till the end they always take forever how many weeks off two weeks off before Vegas or three two weeks off I'm gonna double check this because last time

you said a number and it was wrong for Austin how many racing stewards on F1 weekend and F F1 racing steward count three oh that's it three stewards selected by the FAA for international pool of F super license one steward not nominated by national sporting authority for country hosting race as we total that there are four or five stewards involved in decision-making process for each F1 race weekend so four to five there's four to five of them

wait so every race one of the stewards gets picked by the country that it's in according to the FIA rules a panel of stewards is appointed for every grand a pre weekend this panel typically consists of three stewards selected by the FIA from an international pool of FIA super license holders one steward nominated by the national support sporting authority of the country hosting the race and the chairman of the stewards is also appointed who has to be in

constant contact with race director throughout the weekend so there's a bunch of people watching this shit it's not hard yet trip another triple header than another triple header interesting it's not hard like if you have if you have so much going on Terry but like hear me out no you're you are the race director you are the steward there's three of us there's four of us might be well the race director is not a steward is he I don't know I don't think so anyways

there's four of us there's four stewards to say there's four stewards right and we're two of them yeah and it goes oh there's a false start there's like an aborted start someone left it's like okay let me for I'm gonna figure this out I'm gonna watch this I'm gonna watch this yeah I'm gonna watch what happened you like pick that thing and you go you three there's three fucking view keep watching you can watch 20 fucking cars it's not hard pick but here's the thing

here I think they have to all deliberate on each issue that's fine we can deliberate while I'm watching it watch your fucking screen you're watching the cars hey man it looks like Lando you know left before the board start yeah looks like that way okay just fucking deal with it be an expert in the rules so you'll do it better and that's what you are you're an expert in the rules and you can't fucking follow them yeah are you excited for the upside down pig

yeah what excited for the upside on pig remember the upside on pig that's last Vegas upside on pig it'll snout and then the legs actually looks like a fucking it's like a messed up hat like on the left hand side I don't really like this race I like it just cuz it's like ambiance was it wasn't it a good race last year no no it kind of was because it was like max versus Leclerc and there was like lots of like excitement at the end there there was max you know max was

gone no but like there was there was points in time Sergio versus Leclerc there was points in time where like max and Leclerc were fighting there was some good battles yeah you're a bitch yeah it was really it was really cold so yeah and I don't know what's the temperature they're gonna blow off another drain valve the viewing I'm gonna be viewing section is not gonna be that great I heard that they like hella lowered the prices for this one yeah okay compared

to last year yeah sure cuz they needed people to come cuz no one was buying tickets what was I doing oh temperature so two weeks I have a computer I don't like that it's at nighttime and it's also on Saturday I know I think last time I saw it was like in the 60s but not at night at night that's how cold it is no at night it's in the 40s so it's gonna be nothing that race is gonna be fucking trash that's why they have to like have soft tires and like heat the fuck out of

them we can't you can't even heat the tires of yeah yeah dude it is like right what if I'm looking at this right and if they do it the right way cuz they're doing it at midnight don't they think they do it at midnight ten o'clock what ten o'clock okay so if it's ten o'clock hey look Terry it's the only race where our time is track time yeah right it's the only race that only race yep yeah besides well everything in America is pretty much

couple hours two to three hours Mexico and Austin are pretty close but I'm looking at this weather see you know that I'm looking at this weather what what the race in the race 22nd yeah 23rd so if I look at this right and if this is how it's gonna give me like roughly overnight temperatures right now 42 in the 40s gonna be cold it's in the 40s but that's that's the thing they picked they picked this time of year no no no they didn't have to do that for Vegas oh

yeah they did it's I mean it's a lot warmer but like they could do it in the summertime yeah work it's not like 80 wouldn't that be better yeah so why did they put it in fucking November cuz they're dumb it's the only time the the city had like an opening or something they could like lock down the whole city probably probably has to do with that no you don't think so no I think or I could just be logistics wise I think it's logistics like timing and like I

think it's more the logistics thing cuz I think so in all honesty if they're smart about this if they were smart about this if they were yes if they're not if they were smart about this why cuz you can you can hit the three North American races in one stretch yeah but you don't want to bang them all out at one time though you want to have some variety well you can go to Canada yeah you go to Canada to Miami to oh there's four yeah Canada to Miami to Austin to

Vegas you don't want to bang them all out in one time you want to let a break in between so that more people like have different options for going don't care like different times you don't give shit like if I was what do they do for 2025 did they do make smarter decisions you think they made they only moved like a couple no it's still the same same thing USA cutter obli if another triple header yeah triple header triple header they're doing the same thing

why are they doing that a triple header than a triple header like let's see if I was if I was the logistics dude I just be like hear me out bro I don't give a fuck you're you're gonna make money no matter what logistics seems more if you just go somewhere in like May see like how they go to the US in May just knock out some may shit maybe throw this or the Vegas throw out Vegas in there move Imola down move Vegas in there which switch Miami

in Vegas yeah cuz Miami's always humid it'll still be warm in November in Miami or at least warmer than Vegas yeah a time of year yeah yeah actually wait wait you're smart you're so smart yeah that's why that's yeah you should be paid by the form of the one I should be paid by the fire the ifa the fiat if I a Miami I just about Miami wrong and go figure okay hear me out right now I think the only reason why they want to do it hurricanes that's a great point

Terry they want to stay out of that area at an hurricane but also it's it's 80 it's 79 80 to 70 is it hurricane season over by November no it just starts doesn't hurricane season start in like August no September October November yeah wait when did we go November yeah that's when the hurricane yeah so yeah they could do it it's like 80 degrees down there and humid and raining so what's different oh Miami in right now okay yeah if we did that they would work yeah

you just get more red flags yeah they just don't want the downpours they don't want the risk of the next Sunday it's partly cloudy but I'm saying but 21 chance the threat like the chance of a hurricane could ruin the entire event yeah which they obviously don't want to they want to mitigate that and not have that happen so like that's understandable yeah they could swap Austin and Vegas they could do Vegas first in October at least do a little bit better

it doesn't help a lot yeah you would have to move one of those like and then Austin in November where it was so it's not as not as fucking hot well Austin is probably how hot's Austin but again Austin is a day race so like Austin right now isn't fucking 80s 71 yeah so that could work yeah we can make this work but it's like they have a contract with Coda probably for the end of October yeah and they you know they probably had everything already set up

for all these venues which is why they have to just slot new races in wherever they can fit I just feel like putting putting Vegas where it is if it's gonna be fucking 40 degrees outside I just got high-pitched I mean you could say that they are there might as well just you might as well just run fucking a set of fucking full wets at least they're smart about like typically they do like Middle East at the very beginning and the very end so it's not so it's not dying

hot like that at least is smart so like they do smart stuff somewhere you you have to you have to put and they do like all this like right there where it says Canada that's me they do all the Europe stuff like Canada and Austria you like move Austria like you just have to move everything down a little bit because you can put you put Miami and then you just put Vegas that's all I'm saying you want to put Vegas Vegas right between do do a double

header do a double header with Miami and Vegas yeah and then slide imola week or something yep like modify the rest of Europe yep that's what I would do yeah I again Terry I think it's purely they like they have contracts no I get it and I'm like imola they have certain times that they can have it the racetrack yeah that's what it is they can't just move imola I don't think I'm just yeah I don't know like that's what it is it is I'm telling you there's reasons for

their stupidity you think it's just stupidity I think they're just fucking stupid no I think there's reasons Terry no I for me you would have to change Vegas because racing in racing in you know 40 degree weather too cold way too cold they're gonna be driving on ice it makes it more exciting they crash they slip I would if I was me I didn't they have that they slipped and then hit that corner a couple times who is that was that Landau or turn one piazzari it was

turn one no there was another thing there was another thing I'm thinking of it was like this runoff over here yeah Landau did it that's right that's what I'm thinking Landau crash yeah he just went full-blown at it slippy slidey no he went into the barricade and just scooted we can look it up Landau just race highlights race race highlights 2023 suck my cock there's only one no they used to do it back in the day shut up okay

it is showtime look how cold that is all the people like in the pits were like having jackets with like beanies yeah because it's fucking cold on the streets of Las Vegas which is pushing people see like they're all sliding shit there's like no grip one there's no grip because he's bouncing that's a strange one I love that alpha tower he's gonna do that again Landau I'm gonna do you again Max gonna win the championship Landau's gonna DNF I'm not watching this whole video

it's not you good to rip this bitch yeah I'm gonna wrap it up you could have ripped wrap wrap yeah hit it that was that was that was great I just want you know that was fire that was the first time I've hit the board all I'm actually really impressed you know it would be great if I don't hit it ever if we could end this episode with you not spazzing out and just doing and settling for the one button okay self-control huh self-control do you have it do you have it I do I

don't believe you hold on stand by pitch if you hit another button it means you have no self-control and you're a failure no you can't even do it even the one you think might be good you can't do it you'll you'll never live it down I'm ending it