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I'm ready for a shot and you really want a shot. Yes, you really want a shot. I'm gonna take a shot So Shout out to you shout out to me. I want to make you scream my name Terry Hey, I'm good that comes out live. That was that was that was all improv right there Oh, yeah, I did it live. I'd know hesitation No setup. No, nothing. Oh fuck. What did I just do? Nothing. Yeah, dude, that was all improv. That was all off the cuff That was all what they call doing it live. That's what we doing it

That's when we do the hold on let me find it hold on. It's not on there. It's not but I know which one I want to hit Oh, I know which one you want to hit the thing. Nope. Nope. I mean that also That could have worked. No, but no, but hit the other one again. No, I'm not that one. No, hit the other one Yeah, which one the one you hit first

Shot it with that. No, no, it's the same color is it see look that's the same color. I don't care That's the same color ever happen to the internet that could have worked Best thing to ever happen to the end you saying that on the fly coming coming in. I just like the one that goes like this Oh, let me find it folks Hit it Hit it. I'll show you my wind bulb hit it John C. Baby. Yeah, baby John C. John C. Dvorak John C

John C like JAH. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but John John C Like John C instead of John C John C John C John C for whole back That's crazy, dude You know, you know, it's really weird. It's wild. It's wild out there. Excuse me. I cannot Remember how you were saying last week like I could not take a one episode without burping

I mean every week. Yeah, so every episode that I've we've done this. It's I've always been burping. Uh-huh. I just burped On that note You should you you should You you should vote for you Shouldn't you like think about what it is you're doing Before every episode we start recording that you have to burp. No because you always burp at the beginning. Yeah, that makes That's a good show title. Oh Blind no, no, no, you always burp at the beginning Burp at the beginning

That's better. I'll write it down. I'm great. You're gonna check our straw pool. I'm pretty sure it's a zero I was gonna say You know how we have a Donation page. Yeah, if people support the show. Yeah, yeah, and if you truly get value out of the show, you can Yeah, what do you do? What do you do? Well? It's just gonna say is I'd like to direct people to it Different one. There's a lot of like shit happening in North Carolina

Yeah, yeah, and I wanted to like plug in a different link. Well, what if we put that link in the description below? You know I'm saying I have to find it. How about we fuck up our screw our link. Let's go Let's donate the people in North Carolina Count is as like good good Samaritanship if we are we know we don't have any people giving us money so that none is gonna go Well, I mean, it's a thought that it's a thought that counts. Can you tell me it again burp? What I?

I forgot about the beginning burp burp at the beginning And then I was really good too What we made it like a go fund me for the people in North Carolina, there's plenty of go fund me We need to just direct people to existing people. Yeah, but what if we make one then we can you know No, Terry, you know, I'm gonna show you something. Okay. That's cool. Shout out to the people out in North Carolina

Have you I mean is it getting worse? It's fucking bad dude. It's like It's like it's I know that we're talking about it again, but I mean is it getting any worse? Well, no, I showed you the actual what I showed you last week was the results basically During the hurricane the FMF the flooding no no like during the flooding. That's what I showed you last time the FMF but Watching some of these people in the aftermath. Yeah, like it's it's bad. It's like

People are dying like because they don't have food and water right now in North Carolina. Oh, oh We need you know what we need to send we need to send fucking what do you call them? Supply drops. We need to send no, no, they are they are

People are flying in with their own personal helicopters right now and giving people shit. That's smart and that's the thing I was gonna link to it's this guy who's a pilot who just has been flying his own plane In and out yeah to drop off supplies and people will like pay for the supplies and he gets them and dumps them off in there In his plane, I think I spoke that wrong. I Did definitely did

Flooding I got it. I'm gonna find I'm just No, but that's all is not The debt toll is that the debt toll is not accurate Terry set 56 no, no, no, it's what's saying But that's that's completely just confirmed people But says these are the numbers of the part larger original toll with 128 deaths confirmed across the six states So across the six states, it's been 128. No, but that's just the official number. Yeah

Yeah, there's so many more people that are dead. They know I got in fish. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it How many a death toll surpasses 120 as millions remain without power it's pronounced Helene I think Helene That's the name of the her. Oh fuck you Helene. I Got it. I would hate to have like just imagine this like Hurricane Katrina Katrina Katrina Hurricane Katrina hurricane country Katrina no, that's a good one. That's a good hurry Wait, what was our last time her?

Did our Katrina? Oh space is fake That's what I say. All right, one of the options was Hurricane Helene But we can't do two in a row, but we didn't pick that one. It takes face fake. Yes, we say we could do hurricane Hurricane Kaleen Kaleen the fuck is that? Fruit flyer or bug or her hurricane Helene Helene how would we do like why we just need one we just titled it as like, you know

Hurricane Helene really jimmy's world the name of the YouTube channel. It's called jimmy's world Why we just named it that way Mike named what we'll just name our podcast show like hurricane Helene relief No, why not cuz it's stupid. What's that guys name Jimmy?

Jimmy what Jimmy's world? Why don't we just name it Jimmy's world? That's his channel Yeah, but if we name a Jimmy's world or donate to Jimmy's world there show title What donate the Jimmy's world that's not the name of it though So this is Jimmy what's up Jimmy so Jimmy has a plane hi Jimmy and he flies he's basically he spends all his time basically He has lots of experience Helping people in hurricanes like after hurricanes. Okay, so he's done this before but like

So that's basically what he does. He just flies supplies in and then there's a Helicopter he has an airplane. There's a guy named Cletus McFarland. I watched that one too this guy dude He's this guy's a baller. No Cletus Bro Cletus has a little ass helicopter and he's literally flying into like mountain mountain regions and landing in the tiniest little zones to like airlift people out and shit and like drop them supplies

It's crazy like the precision from landing it and everything. Mm-hmm, but this guy flies the supplies in on his plane And has this this is a what do you call it wings of compassion? That's it So it's like a 501 C3 like whatever the fuck Let me just read it here folks just stand by please So it's a charity that has a hundred percent pass through so like they don't get any money

It all goes to people that are in need so you can donate money. I guess airplanes You could donate aircraft don't it whatever you want, but this This charity at 501 C3 Is designed to like help people

National disasters. Yeah, he's from Florida. So you can like oh you can take pilot training from them too Looks like yes, you can like donate money And then they'll basically take the money and buy supplies and then he flies the supplies in So there you go folks will link in the description wings of compassion comm slash donate to support the people This these are the people who I've seen who's like doing the most good for people

Yeah fastest from what I'm gonna leave we're gonna leave it up until Everybody's rescued That's what we're gonna do Until I but that's the thing we don't even know exactly know me that's what we're gonna leave it I was watching this one video where this guy was like hiking through some like fucked up messed up part of the town Like they washed away everything and he's talking to some lady and she's like there are people like buried like dead under the fucking sand that just like

And in the trees and it's fucking wild. I'm talking like dude. It's in if you haven't watched these videos, dude This shit is happening right now in our country And there's no fucking thing about it on the news the fucking Shitt they doing shit these motherfuckers are held about politics. That's all I care about. It's all presidential shit Some wild that shit dude like imagine

I'm talking like your house that you live in. Yeah. Yeah the water up to your roof and Washes your house away and it spins and then

Dunks and crumbles and flows away. Yeah breaks apart. Yeah, and you're dead, you know, we should do is Let's make a second you have to climb into the mountain behind your house to stay alive and you come back down after the hurricane And there's like a beach where your yard used to be and there's like sand and rocks and fucking road crumbled and people are like under their dead Yeah, that's fucking real ass shit in our country

Yeah, I know what's fucking talking about it. I'm gonna fucking talk about it, you know, we should do Mike mean you're How about this? How about this we run for presidency? Right now for presidency? Yeah for the country run for the president and our sole purpose is to fix that town You know I'm saying No We run our presidential campaign is to fix what's happening in America We're gonna fix it Yeah, how are we gonna do that Terry how are we gonna fix it we're gonna send shit in I

Heard I heard the director of FEMA. Yeah, you know what FEMA is Yeah, I know I know it is but I don't know what it stands federal emergency management Association That sounds terrible. So they're designed to come in and help in cases like this What the guy who runs FEMA said was like we don't have enough money to help these people FEMA doesn't have enough money And then I was like federal emergency management agency. Is that what you said? Yeah, okay cool

Yeah, shout out to me shout out to you. Let's see I Want you to search Terry. Yeah, and give me like what FEMA is saying about this FEMA about this There's one six hours ago From Fox News because that's a reliable source no from FEMA from FEMA. Yeah, I want to know what is FEMA doing and saying about this strategy General disaster information. Let's see what okay. I'm doing some search and stuff so we can still keep talking What a crazy thing to say hurricane country now

Contrina emergency management, let's see dude. They never you know, how do you spell Helene? It's like Helen but at any at the end. Oh, gotcha. You know how to spell Helen. Yep. Sure. Yep. I spoke the right Let's see 11 hours ago

Here we go. I Can play a video recap to if you want this happened on October 6th, which was today today as we record this federal assistance of hurricane Oh, Helene a supervisor surpasses 137 million dollars as Biden Harris administration continues to respond recover efforts in the southeast closely monitors golf storm in the Gulf Washington FEMA continues to robust response and recovery efforts in the southeast following the devastation caused by Helene

federal assistance of survivors now surpasses 137 million with FEMA's mission remaining steadfast and helping communities recover and rebuild FEMA administrator Diane Chris well is leading one of the largest mobilizations of federal personnel partners and resources in recent history to Heed the call of helping survivors and bolstering efforts across all levels of government

The agency is actively working along state local tribe partners to assess the propaganda from FEMA. Yeah, yeah, let me play You said this is what you wanted I don't want that Support of those active by the disaster nearly 7,000 personnel from across the federal workforce are deployed including FEMA staff today FEMA has shipped over 14.9 million meals I don't think that's true a million more than 14 million liters of water 157 generators and more than 505,000 tarps to the region

That's what they said you can call FEMA's help line at 1-800-621-3362 or go to FEMA.gov or By visiting disaster assistance Gov, please do not download the FEMA app The project does a FEMA app does a FEMA app. Okay, here you go. This is the real the real. Oh, yeah Yeah, I'm just giving you the propaganda. Okay, I'm the propagandist. So that's the propaganda Yeah, I'm the propaganda. There's like a person. You're the person that's trying to bring me down

Here's like a real person's like first-hand this morning. Helene's devastation. Helene Communities look so like I'm confused now. It's Helene. Some people call it Helene some people call Helene I think it's pronounced Helene. Well, what is it? across the southeast the death toll rising at least 227 people that's four hours. You know trees and mud cutting off towns in North Carolina with authorities working to restore power across the state

Wait the whole state doesn't have power. No, it's mostly Western North Carolina and Eastern Tennessee. I think I think they should reward that a little bit better Because yeah, they just because they said like the whole yeah across the whole state. So it's you're saying that the whole state does not have power So first world problems people so Terry, you know what North Carolina's right here? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and Western North Carolina like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so this like this is the area that's fucked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like how the dude word is like Across like North Carolina has no power. It's like Kind of just say how cool of a town name is Batcave Batcave do that sounds dope Batcave we all do go back and I want you in the small town of Batcave We should get that In the small town of Batcave we should get that isolated back cave take me to the back cave

It appears that this home was completely moved off its foundation. You see the chimney here This is the chimney. That's really in the I just want you know, folks. I'm not laughing at

Like what's going on? I'm just laughing at what he says challenging they've actually laid down a ladder so that people could walk across So that seems oh, it can that seems like a very big OSHA violation right there But like shit like that is going on everywhere just because people can't get you Yeah at home volunteers using ATVs They just told us they're trying to get to somebody up on the mountain I brought this down just to try to help shuttle people, you know the workers

They're incredible what they're doing Josh Thomas is a deacon at Batcave Baptist Church working around the clock for this community What is this do to your heart? I? Just a war zone What is your natural war zone don't understand just how bad this is there's no way to prepare for landslides It's like telling people in Florida for prepare for a blizzard The miracles of people surviving and people coming through you know God just carried them through people say well Why don't they come on out now?

They don't have anywhere to go North Carolina officials say FEMA has paid survivors here more than 27 million dollars Yeah, what that translates to is 750 bucks per person Really not enough 750 bucks per person that's what they paid that's trash. Yeah, that's so trash That's your federal government folks That's like sent like billions of dollars to Ukraine and Israel all the time. Yeah, they're giving you fucking citizens

$750 that's fucking bullshit to do nothing to help you resident Tammy Holbrooks. They're like, oh, this this will help you get out Sure, it will where's the hell? Yeah, girl. Wait, can you go back? You should I saw that? Where's the hell? Where's the hell up there with no food no water I think she's about to cry no internet Wait, hold on. Can you stop? First real problem right there. No internet. Well, here's the thing though

What they mean by that is basically no communication. Yeah, take don't think of it like I know I can't watch I know it like I can't call somebody for help is what she means. Yeah, I get that But like they've been saying like people with like iPhones with the SOS like saying The satellite you mean like helped out a lot during that

Because they can connect to the satellite. Yeah, messaging and all that. Yeah They can like the first word like first responders and shit like that could respond and stuff like that So what I'm saying is if you don't have an iPhone you're gonna die Basic bitches, right?

This woman finding her mom hugging her for the first time since the store damn It was just relief and thankfulness that I have a mom And I have somebody this video This lady had an interview Yeah They mark fucking tragic dude This guy is the guy who's like walking This guy is like we're just walking down the river where they've the road got like Taken out and people are stranded and he's just like walking down like along the water and like interviewing people mm-hmm

And this lady is like explaining how People's houses just got taken they've marked over a hundred possible bodies in the six mile stretch of river. That's insane I don't know if this is true or not, but she was saying like there's that sounds more of like lots of dead bodies around They just haven't been identified yet. Basically. I feel like that's a lot. I feel like that is a little bit click baity my friend

Honeycut mr. Mark honeycut We saw him exit the back of the home Or he saw him go into the home, but we didn't see an exit the back And I think what had happened was we were looking for a pink shirt and I think the coat or something on or just for some reason We didn't see him go up the back, but he did escape. We thought he was dead for the last few days

But he's not so he headed off out into the woods. You think up the hill the only way out and he rode out the winds TV every smart anything has to have port silica or work So right now the whole of port silica is here and no one can get to it because all their intakes from the water are Trashed she seems like she did not slept in a while and the row or tracks down there ruined So that's a big issue too, right? Yeah

Yeah, so they can do imagine imagine being on a train doing that. That's like a big Thunder Mountain Railroad at Disney

Start doing that. Yeah, that house is good up there Yeah, if you were a little bit above the issue was the water level rise And I think what they were saying is this river is like normally one to two feet deep And before the hurricane even came they had lots of rain from the outskirts of the hurricane And they said it was like six feet deep before the hurricane even hit It damn and so like it got up to like nine feet or something

But if you're high enough then the flood is not gonna impact you but it's all the people like on the water I remember um fucking just I was hearing wild. I was hearing about uh some guy cop car got fucked too. Yeah, go ahead I was I was hearing about some guy In florida and there was a huge. Oh dude back at the land this hurricane in florida Just like complete towns worse than this Just like disappeared. Yeah, just disappeared

We know what I'm saying is is that don't get me wrong. It's it's very tragic But there was a guy that was in florida And he did not want to leave his house. Oh, yeah, and what he did was is that he bought these bladders He bought these uh like huge bladders for water. Yeah And what he did was that he put like four bladders or maybe a little bit more. I don't remember I think it was like four bladders or something like that drinking water. No, no, no just bladders filled with water how big like

Like camelbacks. No like big Think of like a uh a planes uh gas bladder, but like big An airplanes gas bladder. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Like a flexible bladder. Yeah, like it's like malleable. Okay, so like if you I'm looking this up So this dude is a real thing. This is a real thing this dude put around his house during a hurricane large water bladder Yeah, do you know that it's called a water bladder? I think it's called a water bladder I think think of like

Think of like um, you know those things that you you go up on the high. Oh, I see like I know you're talking about You know like I said this Terry one of these You know, it's one of that that thing large water storage bladder this yeah, but like a big ass thing Yeah, but a guy surrounded his house with it full of water Full of water to protect it to protect his house and it did nice So what so terry what you're telling me is we should all be doing this

What if you're telling me is we should surround our houses and water bladders before hurricanes Yeah, because the water won't move They have it on their hot tub look It's squirting out. I think it's like water bladder house water water water bladder house. I don't know man, florida Yeah, look, I mean this kind of shit Yeah, it's like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, this dude did it He just didn't want to like it was like on news and some shit. It was so weird

Was it like a news story? Yeah, it was like a news story Yeah, it was like a 50 000 gallon bladder thing that he put around his house It was like it was in like in florida or something. I'm looking it up He's surrounded his house with like water bladder. Texas man uses a dam filled with water to keep his house dry during flood All right, let me see that could be it. That could be very wrong Well, I mean I knew it Randy Wagner Let me see

It was something just like it was something just like that. Holy crap. That's what he did Basically making a little like protection like completely around your house. So the water stays out. Yeah. Wow Dude, that is fucking smart as fuck because it doesn't take that guy He's like a little fucked up in the head. He's got he's like the weird guy in the neighborhood Yeah, that's that's that's what like happened down in like california. I think or not california, but in florida, too

Wow, some dude did the same thing or louisiana. Maybe I don't I don't know It's some of those south where the hurricanes go but like That house was protected because he put a fucking huge water bladder around his house The water inside the tubes helps absorb the shock of the flowing father water So it stays in place the woven polypropylene tube on the exterior also conforms to the ground creating a seal. Wow

That's pretty fucking baller. Yes. Oh eight thousand dollars. Yeah, but hold on while he dished out $8,300 for the contraption he found online He called it a small investment given the amount of damage his house could have this I mean that is fair point. That's pretty good to save your house. Yeah I'm not saying like a lot of times insurance companies, too. Don't reimburse people for shit like this

No, which is crazy. Yeah, because they want your house to fucking break and they're like you didn't have flood insurance You only had a fire. Yeah some shit like that. Well, that's what I'm saying like that's smart That's smart right there to do something like that. That's taking it in your own hands for sure But the thing is like I'm surprised someone from Texas has this much sense That's fucked up That's fucked up 27 inch floods and it worked damn like don't get around people in

People in despite odd looks from neighbors. It kept his house dry. Yeah Yeah, no one's that need luck in the laughing now neighbor you fucking bitch. Yeah, it's like, oh, my house is under like five feet of water Come on stay in my house, bitch. Don't come to my house. Oh, you want to have a barbecue? That's right. You can't you ain't invited, bitch I just want I should know if we if this ever happened like I would do the same thing

No, you wouldn't uh, yeah, I would you put a fucking tube around your house. Why not? We don't get floods here We don't or hurricanes We get tornadoes we get fucking mountains blowing up though on us Not yet Not yet Rainier might rain near my blow up people are freaked out about that Rainier blown up and like fucking up the whole area Uh, it's okay. I'm safe. It's a real possibility. I'm safe

Let's look that up Terry. I'll look it up. I'll look at it. Oh, I have to I have to do it so I can show you a visual Oh, what I have the radius of rainier Of the danger zone Terry. Oh my day dinner Dan Dan Dan Highway to the danger zone Highway to my danger zone This is butthole All right. Oh, yeah when mike was cooking breakfast this morning he said he had a little he had a little fart He thought a little nugget came out of his butt. It was really funny

He checked it though. Uh This is how we get uh demonetized It's demonetized to be demonetized Shout out Shout out to be and demonetized or not even monetized to play this shit. I went to the danger zone I went to the danger zone I said hello to you. All right. It's not actually as big as I thought. Yeah, dude I don't know if this is actually accurate

The green was a lava tubes the green lava tubes. Yeah, the green is the lava And then The green is the no green is not the lava lava flow What is the what is the flooding post something? Does it say semen? I don't think it's I don't that doesn't seem right. Does it like scroll up? No, no, no, no. Yes. Fuck off. Scroll up When was this written? I don't think it matters when it's written. I just think yes, it does it always matters

Here we go. Pierce County hazard map. This is real trust the gubbman. Just just put on. Oh, it's the same picture But it's actually it's actually legible so it looks like Mount Rainier I'm assuming this is like a lava Yeah, but also I think those those are the veins like the rivers which the lava can go down Yeah, but then like oh it can go to the green water What green river killer

What you ever heard of the green river killer? Is it in green water? I think that's where it happened Or where did it happen? Green green rivers up here Terry river Killer green rivers up here Terry Gary Ridgway So hold on Can you not like stay on topic for one second? What just said green river brother? Are you ready for an eruption? Yeah Are you Okay, here we go I'm gonna pull up a map here A better map hopefully Oh, yeah, he just got moved didn't he?

Gary Ridgway, I think I'm moved like from a different jail or something. Yeah, like closer to Seattle Cool, uh, most of the bodies were dumped in woods around the green river Cool and Seattle Tacoma International Airport and other dump sites within South Kitsap or South King County Yeah, so I was up there So basically if this blows up it'll only Never it'll only affect like the rivers out to the sound Is that what I'm seeing here? What's that? It'll only affect the rivers out to the sound Yeah

That makes sense. I thought it would be worse. I feel like someone there'd be like probably ash probably ash will come over your house Well, definitely ash. Well, you can look this is volcanic ash right there, but volcanic Um, doesn't that look like someone just took a highlighter to it and just went? Yeah, they probably did. Yeah

Okay, let's let's learn about this. This is a public service announcement All right for anyone who's living in the Pacific Northwest in the greater Seattle area We are about to give you information that you should know in the event that Mount Rainier blows a lid Terry

Now going to our senior volcanic correspondent Terry. Yes um Volcanic ash hazards are far-reaching and disruptive affecting more people infrastructure and daily activities than other than any other eruptive phenomenon phenomena Unsure where to start read our quick start guys Key action here everybody hold on

Let me take it. Let me take it over back to my mic mic with the key actions of ash fall Key actions to everybody needs to know about in the event of ash fall So if ash fall is forecasted in your area, you need to go the fuck home if possible To avoid traveling in ashy conditions If you or any members of your family have respiratory or heart conditions keep your reliever Keep your reliever. Where is that? Where are you at?

Keep your reliever And preventer Medifications handy and use as prescribed if you have any concerns call your doctor call your fucking doctor

They're not gonna answer because I'm gonna be running from the ash too. Also if you have pets indoors If you have pets bring the machinery undercover cover them with a tarpolin a tarpolin also known as a tarp Did you know that that's what tarp stands for a short tarp is short for tarpolin I didn't know it was called tarpolin disconnect down pipes down pipes So everybody go underneath your cars Disconnect your down pipe from the headers

All right. Just down pipes from roof catchment rainwater tanks to keep ash out While ash is falling stay indoors Keep ash out of the house by keeping doors on windows shut shut down heat pumps That's a problem and air conditioning units that draw outdoor air into the house turn on your air purifiers inside folks Hey

Tip of the day ready. Yeah get a fucking air purifier for your house If outside seek shelter e.g. In a car or building if exposed to ash fall use a mask or cloth Oh, yeah a cloth face covering over the nose and now have to help avoid inhaling ash if possible Where glasses instead of contact lenses as ash trap behind lenses can damage your eyes. Terry. Don't use contacts

This is the most important. Do you use contacts ever? No, cool Did not over phone networks with non-emergency calls seek information from official channels and follow any instructions from authorities I just wanted this was modified back in 2023 after ash has stopped falling terry if there is ash in your water Drink it. Let it settle and then use clean clear water water contaminated by ash will usually make drinking make drinking water

Unpalatable before it presents a health risk. Okay, so don't worry. You can drink ash water. It's okay. You'll throw it before it's poisonous This is also a good one too. You may eat vegetables from your garden, but wash them first Isn't it crazy the life of a man? It's isn't it crazy the level of information that your government provides to you. That's not even that great

I know it's all fucking obvious. It's all like yeah, but Some people don't understand the obvious It's like if they didn't tell you this you're gonna have kids like Like playing out and they're like they wouldn't like a rainstorm dancing bottles. They'd be like dancing in the ash Well, wasn't there like Wasn't there a volcano that erupted and we got some of the ash? like years ago I mean melting hillings, but that was before I was alive. No, no, no like in our lifetime

We've we've seen it. We've seen ash like little bits of ash Maybe from like wildfires. Let me that's from a wildfire. I'm a volcano terry scratch that Scratch it Scratch it So I guess this is not the worst thing for us because we're not close enough for it to be a problem But volcanic ash and gases and all that shit that'd probably get us, but do we know when it's supposed to erupt? Yeah, any day now No, seriously Uh mount reineer

What is what is vol eruption volcanic ash gases and fog? Yeah, we can die from that. What is vol? I don't know what the fucking fog is. There's a picture of the 2011. It's carbon dioxide isn't it of shimodaki in japan Oh shin moan daki note the eruption plume being bent over Interactive it's this oh, it's bent by the local preventing winds and so it's bending. It's so really terry If the wind is towards us, we're just gonna get dumped on yeah, if it's not we're not gonna get dumped on

You want to get dumped on yeah? I'll bend you over and dump on you. Yeah, dude. I want you to bend me over like shin moan daki Mount reineer is an active volcano in washington state. It's considered to be considered a decade A decade volcano meaning it's expected to erupt again within the next 10 years While there have no been major eruptions in recent history scientists are concerned stop mount reineer is going to erupt in the next 10 years Yeah, isn't that kind of concerning a little bit? um

About the potential impacts of the future eruption. Um, let's see here Uh, mount reineer has erupted enormous times in the past with the most recent most recent record activity occurring from 1820 to 1854 eyewitnesses accounts report eruptions in 1858 1870 1879 and 1882 and in 1894 whoa and the volcano volcanoes Last major eruption is belitiv curd around 1450 d ad slash ce Oh, so it hasn't erupted for hundreds of years

Those other times are just like minor activity like it looked like it was gonna blow up So that's fucking clickbait I didn't clickbait this Here you go volcanic ash consists of tiny jagged pieces of rock and glass Fuck yeah, bro. You're gonna get dumped on by jagged pieces of rock and glass. We're gonna breathe in fiberglass Well, it is hard I'll show you some abrasive I'll show you something mildly corrosive

That's what i'm talking about conducts electricity when wet. I don't know. I don't know reineer is reineer is also known as tohoma Did you see it again tohoma? Tohoma. There's a school in tohoma called tohoma. Yeah, but it's right to high school. Yeah, but it's right next to Mount reineer. Yeah. Yeah That's cool. It's called a strato A strato volcano That's what it's considered as a strato volcano. What does a strato volcano mean?

Also known as a composite volcano Oh All right What i'm trying to get across to the listeners is that Only only you have no control over or shit like this like if a hurricane comes and Wipes your town out or a volcano goes off. It's like It reminds you how

Powerless human beings really are like we think we're in control of shit. We're not We're just here because we're fucking here and nothing bad has happened Since we've like built houses and shit, but like shit can happen anytime and it can fuck your shit up

Oh, yeah, so like be prepared. Have an extra water on hand or some shit Have a fucking have a water have a gravity feed water filter in your kitchen or or Bins bins bins of water water catchers Oh like a rainfall water Yeah, then you can have water and then you can put that water inside your little like little bucket thing to clean it Yeah, to clean it all the impurities and then I can put it in my bottle and you view that shit Oh, yes, you man three stage

Three stage cleaning this does this get on there? Hold on. Hold on. This is like like You know I'm saying. Oh, yeah Did you get that? Isn't it weird how people with too big of foreheads get made fun of for having receding hairlines That people with like too small foreheads like get made up for having a too small forehead like when their hairline is so low Have you seen those people? You know what i'm talking about like

Nobody's ever happy. It's like you have to have the perfect hairline. Yeah, otherwise you're a fucking weirdo You ever thought about this? No, but it does sound kind of like funky here. I'm gonna show you pictures of dudes with really low hairlines Men with really low hairline. I don't know man I don't really care what you look like as long as you look like something The fuck is that

The fuck was that it sound like someone's knocking on your window. That was weird shit What look at this guy That's somebody's banging dude, that's what i'm saying Are you banging on something? I'm not banging on anything. I'm leaned back So this is what i'm talking about terry. Oh my god, that dude does not have a forehead. Yeah Dude, he's wearing like a beanie Dude, he's like even this is pretty low. You know what I mean? How is that low? That's low terry. That's low like this is more normal

This is low. This is low This is receding. Why is every fucking like Fashion dude look like the same. What is his name? They look like the same like he looks like he's taking a shit Right there. He's like he's like, oh, you know either this is a squinty eye bullshit thing. I'm covering the lips. Yeah Yeah, just just fucking look normal, bro. Yeah Oh look men's hairline types Right in the middle We're going there folks. Oh shit. Mike. You're the receding hairline one. Wait, wait, wait Oh

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what is that cow like mature? Which one's that mature? That just means an old guy with a little bit of Receiving me low. Look at low. Look at low That's what i'm saying. Why does this look like a girl? Middle hairline wait, what's your ever because i have your head minus called me see you're sitting because it's like It's like let me see in let me see

I look I look the most like the receding one. What about you almost have a widows peak almost no no because No, because a widows peak is more What do you think mine is? You're receding on one side More you're receding on one side more than the other. So I have a cow like one

No, a cow look is different. Uneven. You're just receding on more on one side. Your right side is more than your left side Yeah, up there is more than the other side Yeah, you've looked in a fucking mirror, you know, yeah, I like I think I'm You just say yeah lately. Yeah lately the fuck. Yeah, I just took a shit in your bathroom. Yeah. Yeah. So there's a mirror. Yeah So, yeah, yeah, yeah I kind of want to do that I kind of want to dive deeper into this. No, you don't why not?

Why do you want to look at men's hairlines? Because we are men and we have hairlines men men men men men men men Tom Cruise thumbs up talking about a great fucking hair. Oh my god. Look at that guy Excuse me. Oh, how to know if your hairline is receding I'm gonna go back to the top five celebrities who became receding hairline masters and were able Masters hold on hold on receding hairline masters I mean come on You're telling me that's not a fucking gold mine right there

Receeding hairline masters. I mean, come on You're telling me that's not a fucking gold mine right there Receiving hairline masters. I mean, come on Fucking gold mine right there receding hairline masters. That's what we are Terry I I this is the problem here. Give me out. Give me out Hear me out. I have way more receding than you do. I don't like the ball coming in. I think I don't care enough Even if I was I don't care. I don't either

I think if I was even if I was an actor, right? I don't think I would give a shit You got to lean into it lean into your natural biology. Yeah lean into your natural Um, what do they call it? Not hormones, but like, um The fuck is going on out there It sounds like someone's like ripping on something it sounds like someone's vacuuming the concrete They're cutting something with like a little bandsaw thing here interesting jigsaw. No, no, no your um

Those are wild your biology your your chromosomes. No fuck your x's and y's Yeah, but there's a word for it. It's like Your genetics You lean into your genetics and you're like the way you are and if your hair is going Yeah, that's who you are brother. Yeah, fucking embrace it, man I'm telling you you're beautiful the way you are the way god made you I think that's tom hiddleston right there

Turned there. Oh tom hiddleston is the dude with like the most receding hair that looks the fucking best with it In my opinion, he like makes it work number five is tom hiddleston lines from symbol of insecurity and shame Into symbol see that's the thing is turn it from a symbol of insecurity and shame into pride. Yeah, fuck you What makes you think this is my first time and attractiveness? Jesus

We're just talking. Well, john ham. John ham has fine hair. It's not like really a problem My dad has luscious hair Yeah, yeah, is it piss you off? Yeah Did I ever show you those pictures of my dad? I sent a picture of my head being bald or thinning Oh, let's just say it's getting there to him and then he sends me a picture back and he's like a full head of hair Dude, he's fucking his show. He's fucking hysterical. I've seen it. I know he has good hair my dad. Yeah, yeah, dude

My dad's fucking hot. Oh, that's fucking gay. That's not All right, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, wait, how does the song go? Isn't like a smash mouth song? It's like It's in my head. I got it, but I can't say it I think it's a smash mouth song Good morning. This is the one that was a good morning Good morning Good morning I don't really text my dad that much. I mostly call each other Where's my dad? Shout out to dads, you know

This fucking guy my dad has better hair than me too. Dude, this is a little fucking bitch my dad. God damn it. Where's my dad? Oh, there he is The fuck Yeah This one? Really? It's like It's like it's such a shirt smash mouth. I think so Yeah, it's a smash mouth song. So here's my here's my head. Oh terry. Hey. Hey terry. Yeah. Yeah, you told me I know what your head looks like. Yeah. Yeah. I'm the one who told you. Yeah. Yeah

Oh, no, no, you were saying something about how your person who cuts your hair. Yeah, my aunt was like telling you about it Yeah, my aunt's like yeah, my answer is like doing fine. And I think like No, no, no, that's I remember so your aunt tells you no, no, no

I remember I remember how it went. I said to terry a while ago. I go Hey, you have a little bit of like thinning in your like the top of your head um And terry goes what no my aunt said I have fine hair And I was like your head's lying to you And then and then he realized and then and then and then my and then my so I said my my My dad this picture. Obviously you people can't see it, but I'm thinning up in my hair right where the crown the crown. Yeah

Yeah, where the yarmulke goes. Yeah, um, and then my dad goes. Yeah I don't know where you got that fucking shit from but I got a full set of hair, bitch Oh, he got even on the top. It's like luscious and thick He just

Shat all over your heart dude perfectly fucking here. He just like shadow over you. He just goes. I don't know where you got that from I was like you fucking dick Oh my god, I uh, I'm trying to find out what the song was Your no not that one Oh, that was so weird this one maybe I don't know Like it starts like that Oh, man, you know No No, I already played that No You're just gonna check all the smash mouth songs might as well rest in peace

Smash mouth is dead. The lead singer is Who cares he passed away? Okay Nope, am I supposed to care about every lead singer of every band that dies from an overdose? What Oh, that's a banger. I like that song a lot. Oh Oh I don't know what it's like. It's like a it's like a like a calm. It's like No, like something like that, I don't know It could have been that song I think It oh that's a good one too, it's not that one. No, it's not that I already played that. No, what is it?

Here let me play it on mine so people can hear I don't know I don't remember I thought is it an old Is it an old one or a new one? I think it's a hold? That's it. I don't know. Oh, I know that song. That's the song. I that was the fucking check song. Okay I don't know what it is to be honest I don't remember you care not really Because I can't remember it I

Now I just have the fucking check song stuck in my head. No, not it No, definitely not it it doesn't matter dude It does not matter Like it does not matter No All right, hairlines In this video, I want to share with you there. Can we just get to the fucking things I was able to detect?

No one cares the number one guy on our list is Henry Cavill And although he has visibly thinning hairline, which is receding society still sees the world As a superman and this could be your case as well if you know how to optimize for it So let's that guy is a hair transplant the guy who made this video. You think so look at him Yeah, he does have a perfect hair line. No, no, no case as well if you can see it It's like perfectly straight

100% yeah, probably that's what I'm saying. It's perfectly. Yeah. Yeah, so let's take or he cuts his hair back though He's consistently doing very well with his hairline that is making it look very good Makes him look attractive confident like he's not hiding anything Dude, he just has good genetics. Let's just go in. He just has a sexy face Let's take a look like like uh Jason Statham Yeah, he just went he just did what you did lean into your shit, dude You're if you have like

This guy would be good with no hair. Maybe One consistency that we see with his hairline, especially in the recent last five or six years Is that he's not hiding his recession? No, he's recession He's losing his hairline pretty much every single time

Sometimes his hair on top is shorter. Sometimes it can be a little bit longer But we always see that outline of that hairline and also He just pointed it out, brother He thinks that you need to do as a guy with receding or visibly thinning hair if you want to make it look presentable If you want to turn it into an authentic feature of yourself like Henry Cavill By looking at this photo of Henry Cavill with no visible hair loss because he has his hair grown out

And he also grew out his fringe much more longer If we compare it to this picture despite having visible hair loss on the corners and receding hairline

This still looks better and more present. Yeah, it's a difference between like pulling it back versus pulling it forward. Yeah All right, final Craig Daniel Craig Now the second celebrity on our list who became a receding hairline master is daniel I love it Craig and i'm sure there were some other actors who would have played Like this doesn't seem like This doesn't seem like this is like the greatest thing in the world to like you want to see it like way back

Or what do you want? I just like I thought they were like trying to hide it But this guy's saying embrace it. It also had better looking hair. No, that's the whole thing is people who lean into it Oh, is that what you say? Yeah, oh my bad. And that's what we applaud tear you and me were like lean into it Yeah, yeah, lean into it. Fuck it like full hairline and stuff But they somehow chose daniel craig. Why well, maybe there's something dude is receding hairline

That actually makes him look very authentic in that role. Let's take a look what he's doing great here To make that hair. Technically sir That we see it in the james bond daniel craig was supposed to play the younger version of james bond A little bit more pronounced between Here on top you see that's how that's how it was supposed to go is tom hillstone. There you go

And tom hillstone you start already seeing the pattern. Let's look at it. You yeah, it's like the um He looks like a good the stereotypical like everybody's just pulling it back look at my look at my uh mouse It does like the the You know like up and around like just chop off this middle part and you're almost like the full like round over the top part Tom hillstone and from here It's the same thing everybody's just pushing their hair back instead of pushing it forward

Usually tends to style it up not necessarily to decide show that big-ass forehead Even if the hair is grown out longer We still see him kind of exposing the corners and receding hairline instead of kind of hiding it Which he would totally be able to do especially with longer hair like for example, can you reeves is doing that? Keeni can't talk this guy keanu you fucking bitch Think that there are not many guys out there with maybe it's not as first language

I understand that the way can you reeves is can you okay? You said it twice you said it wrong It's keanu. There are many guys like that Now what tom hillstone is doing himself for utilizing that That man after you just fucking disrespecting fucking god At least he's able to make them appear shorter He's sitting and doing many things right scar scar scars guard scars guard. He's uh

He's a part of the scars guards. Yeah, he is. There's like a fucked on of them. There's a bunch of scars guards. Yeah 100% Oh I'm on top of that. So first he's exposing the hairline. What are you doing? He's showing the receding corners and thin. Hey look at you terry. Fuck off That's you two you fucking bitch. No, no, no This is yeah, I got I got all that going on. I know but just this part It's not that bad, I know I know it's not

It's not that bad as like a fucking no, I'm just saying it's not like this. I'm saying this is the syndrome Yeah, it's like this type of hair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why do we use hair? That's the real question We're seeing corners like that and then once the rain comes more hair in certain parts of our bodies than the other

Other parts of our bodies. We've talked about this. Yeah, I think so Josh dual mel transformers with more josh No, the top five celebrity who is finalizing our list Celebrity who definitely how he pronounces his last name his receding hairline and turn it into an authentic factor of himself Celebrity who could have already got a hair transplant probably 15 years ago But didn't do it is Josh Duomo. This guy is looking superb with his receding hair

I know it's like they're showing people who aren't really that bad. No. Yeah a not showing as bad There's just like aging they're just aging like sexy men with that are graying like that's all this is Oh, it is who don't have I just don't have like the perfect never any receding at all I just want you to know every fucking single time that I've seen this Every single one of them every single one of every

All these guys like cry me river. No, no, no, uh, you know the scars guard guy tom heddle stan What was the other person Henry cavill and like this guy? You don't know this guy josh du mel. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know who he is He's gonna be married to furgy or some shit. I don't fucking know. I think he's married furgy. Anyways every single one of them Every style every style. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's brought back. That's all it is

It's just brought back and showing where you're showing the line. Yeah, and I'm pretty sure what they do is Hey, Terry, be proud of your line. Show your line. I'm pretty sure what they do is when they get a haircut They just have the person just do the line. Yeah, that's it They're just they're just middle-aged men looking better now than they were when they were fucking their 20s. Hell, yeah

That's all it that's like this literally all it is. Yeah, just fucking middle-aged men looking better than they are That's all fuck It's a big deal bro, especially in like Hollywood like if you're always on screen I get it. But like Oh dude now being a girl and having hairpros Yes, that's a different story. That's wild. I actually think um Girls that like shave their head like me You can't look fucking hot. Mm-hmm You agree? Yeah, 100% like there's that lady in um

What was that? What was that? Uh that show in uh with uh, Chloe Chloe Grace Merez on amazon What's that? What's that? What? Chloe who? Chloe Grace Merez. Chloe Grace Merez. Yeah. Yeah Yeah Moret is it morets or is it mores? Morets Yeah, she played in like an amazon Chloe She she's the the the black actress black actress Oh Yeah, there's a couple black actresses That was in that show. Yeah, and she like every everything that I've seen her. Let me give you so the two Now you might think that uh

Cara Delevingne doesn't look attractive. I think she's fucking hot. I don't think she's attracted with shaped hair Um Natalie Portman was the hottest ever. Oh in uh Uh, uh, V for vendetta of all the actresses have shaved their heads Natalie Portman because she's like a fucking dime anyway But like it's like when she shaved her head. She's like dude. You're so fucking hot There's only one downfall of her one downfall. Yeah. Yeah, she smokes

Really? Yeah, why is that a downfall? Yeah, she smokes. It's a downfall. You want to kiss smoke breath? Like always to this day. I think she still smokes. Yeah Really? Yeah Like all the time. I don't I don't know about all the time, but I know that she smokes. Yeah But do you want to you want to kiss like oh, I guess in when she was filming star wars She had to wear wigs and shit because she was she had like

At the camp festival everyone talking obviously about your haircut. So has that been a come on, dude Fucking gorgeous. Yeah. No, it's it's exciting. I'm I'm very excited about the film that I did this for So V for vendetta. So it's it's been a great experience and I believe will be a great film. Well, you know, this is a great film

I always watch it. It's a classic. She might doing this She doing this Like going it all in and like actually shaving her head that movie it made it even better But it's an it's a classic forever like Mike Mike and she'll forever be known for that role shaving her head It's like Mike Mike Mike Mike Terry Terry Terry What's what's the like biggest thing from v for vendetta? Yeah What's the biggest thing like everybody?

like that like Says it not like a meme More like a saying remember remember the fifth of november What's the fifth of november that fucking thing that happened? I don't know Oh the election That's crazy Haha, wait, it's gonna blow up wait a minute remember remember the fifth of november But the fifth the fifth. Do you know what the historical significance of the fifth member is wasn't it like someone getting hanged? Yeah, it was like a some dude that got hanged Because of parliament

Yeah guy fox knight. Yeah I never thought about the fact that we put our our elections on that day the election is on that day Guy fox knight also known as guy fox day bonfire night and fireworks night is an annual commemoration Observed on the fifth of november primarily in Great Britain involving bonfires fireworks Its history begins with the events of fifth of november 1605 when guy fox a member of the gunpowder plot was arrested while guarding explosives

The plotters had placed beneath the house of lords. Yeah, he tried to blow up everybody And then yeah Yeah, I never realized that I never made that connection until you just said that he's just trying to blow up parliament What the fuck would we pick that as our election day? Because guess what we're fucking crazy. We're gonna we're gonna blow up parliament

That's crazy. That's a little outrageous, but we're not gonna do that. Those festivities mostly died out with the onset of the american revolution Claims that guy fox knight was a Protestant replacement for older customs such as the Somehane are disputed. Okay But yeah, I just like when she said that I was like, wait, hold on I I always watch there's always like a couple movies that I watch over and over again like throughout the year

And usually it's every fifth of november. I watch V for vendetta Because it's a good it's a good movie. It's 100%. It's a really great movie. Yeah, you know, you can guess what I like it Because Natalie apartment gets naked. No, no The themes in it the anti-government thing. Yeah Um, but I love that. I always watch a never before Christmas Hocus Pocus So I do watch that I think there's there's some movies and then I always listen to uh September by earth wind and fire

On September 21st. Yep If you don't you're a loser It's beautiful It's beautiful Perfect stage could not be asked for I love that Hugo weaving was the voice of this guy. Yeah I don't see any instruments. I actually had a she talked hot in this fucking movie your powers of observation Continue to serve you well Wait, what's wait?

It is to madam justice that I dedicate this conchetto in honor of the holiday She seems to have taken from these parts and in recognition of the imposter that stands in her stead Tell me do you know what day it is?

Um No, and Evie's a hot ass name I'm the fourth Not anymore That's one of the most badass lines ever not anymore the bell rings not even a second Anymore the bell rings not anymore November the fourth Not anymore Remember the fifth of November the gunpowder treason and plot I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgotten First The Yes Yes the strings

Listen carefully can you hear it? She's like what the fuck this guy's a psychopath and it's like the funny thing about this was keep positive The funny thing about it was too is that This happened in one night Because she was about to get raped by like three people in the middle of the night when he saved her and then he saved Yeah, and then he's like you like music and then he's like Just take sure I'm on a fucking thing like this deceived him, he's likeинки, he's like baby daddy nochmal

When it takes seven years I Just like what the fuck did I get myself into hell? Yeah, it's a good movie watch it if you haven't seen it I recommend watching it So what are you saying Terry? There's gonna be some shit. There's gonna be some shit that goes down on November I gotta save this video right here. Do do do do do do do do?

What's that the speech all the speech was listen to it it's four minutes long oh Oh wait, no. Yeah, this one It's a good speech I Thought the speech from the Greek like the great dictator You've ever heard that one's got a movie the great dictator with Charlie Chapman I don't know about it. You should look it up after we're done with this. It's good Why is he standing there?

Good evening I Do like many of you appreciate the comforts of the everyday routine the security of the familiar tranquility repetition I enjoy them as much as any bloke but in the spirit of commemoration Thereby those important events of past usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle Celebrated with a nice holiday I thought we could mark this November the fifth

A day that's certainly no longer remembered by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat There are of course those who do not want us to speak we think just let me think

Orders are being shouts into telephones and men with guns will soon be on their way. It's chance of such Why because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation Words will always retain their power Words are for the means to meaning and for those who will listen the enunciation of truth But the truth is there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't that you designed it sir You wanted it for proof you told me every television in longer cruelty and injustice

intolerance and depression and where once you have the freedom to object to think and speak as you saw fit You now have sensors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and Surveillance your sub machine cameras. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well, certainly there are those who are more responsible than others They will be held accountable But again truth be told if you're looking for the guilty you need only look into a mirror. I

Know why you did it. I know you were afraid who wouldn't be war terror disease There were a myriad of problems Inspired to fear got the best of you and in your panic you turn to the now high chancellor Adam Sattler He promised you order he promised you peace and all he demanded in return was your silent to obedient consent

Inspector you're almost through last night. I sought to end that silence last night I destroyed the old Bailey to remind this country of what it has forgotten More than 400 years ago a great citizen wished to embed the 5th of November forever in our memory His hope was to remind the world that fairness justice and freedom are more than words They are perspectives

So if you've seen nothing if the crimes of this government remain unknown to you then I would suggest that you allow the 5th of November To pass unmarked But if you see what I see if you feel as I feel and if you would seek as I seek And I ask you to stand beside me one year from tonight outside the gates of Parliament and together We shall give them a fifth of November that shall never ever be forgotten Doesn't like doesn't in the film like a little kid gets killed I don't know

I think a kid gets killed wearing a mask. Oh, yeah, I think it's the girl a little girl that was in the film With the glasses when he's never in there they go and he's not in there No, he isn't there. Oh He is yeah, but there's like a bunch of them that are tied up and they all have the same mask Oh, right, right, that's right, and then he he all the people who worked in there He like gave them all masks and yeah, give him over their mouth. So they all Can speak this one Terry

Yeah, look at that. I have seen this before yes, it's like the Yeah Look at that This is it right here the greatest. Yeah, the Yeah, this one's a good with the music. Yep This one is so fuck I didn't do this sketch on Zimmerman or Zimmer. Yeah, I just wanted to say something first What's the other one that whole speech like is My fucking like belief system that that guy gave yeah in the other one you know this yeah

Yeah, I don't know this about you. I fuck that movie like hits me because it's like yeah fuck. Yeah Yeah, yeah better check yourself government we coming for your ass at the November vote now It's coming up dude dude month away. It's a lesson. Yeah. All right watching this. Yeah We're getting into monologues now. This is so good. It's a fucking banger of a speech Only because they put the time song on it, but it's still good. It's still good speech. Yeah, I'm sorry

But I don't want to be an emperor. That's not my business. I Don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible This is like you gentile. This is like this is me in a way

I want to help one another human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness not by each other's misery We don't want to hate and despise one another in this world There's room for everyone and the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone the way of life can be free and beautiful But we have lost the way Greed has poisoned men souls has barricaded the world with hate has goose stepped us into misery and bloodshed We have developed speed that we have shut ourselves in

Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want our knowledge has made us cynical We think too much More the machinery I have need humanity So this whole this whole part like right in the middle of this mm-hmm as I have this on so at our

Where I work we have to like meet the team and then like I have a quote with stop stop. Yes, explain that so you don't get to just say that and not explain it so like each each like manager Has like a little like snip bit of them as like To like and you put you tell it to your new team members so they get to know you So anybody walk like anybody that comes in can see like oh this is This is me. This is a picture of me. This is what I work

This is what I like to do for fun and shit like that and you say how I expelled me frisbee. I did not say that well Wait, why not? Oh mine says like what do you say this is what mine says? What do you like to do? What does it say like you could put where I want to broadcast? No, it's like your favorite things like your favorite things and stuff like that I think I like your favorite. I saw I did a favorite quote and my favorite quote is in this Do you remember where?

Back up like it's like one minute or like one fifty five fifty five good fifty five Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want our knowledge has made us cynical This one is hard and unkind we think too much More the machinery we need humanity we think too much we feel too little it keeps going it's like that's a big paragraph

That's your that's where it starts. Yeah You hear that folks keep that in mind More the machinery we need humanity more than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness Without these qualities life will be violent and all will be lost The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men cries out for universal brotherhood for the unity of us all Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world

millions of despairing men But there's like a part so on there it's like I think it's it starts beginning from there But it's it's more it is it kind of short. Yeah, it's like a short blurb And you got it from this yeah, I like the speech do you have to put a quote in your no

You just did like you just do what other things do you say that you like? Oh like it goes from your favorite food and shit Or yes, I put down really yeah picture of tacos so the picture of tacos and then it says like peculiar facts about me mine says So mine's just like a troll Mostly so one of them says wait so you didn't take it seriously. Oh fuck. No, so tell me favorite What is on this thing favorite food is tacos picture tacos picture of tacos part of this speech

Yep, and then there's like a particular fact about me. So like that's it So it's like you're it's like my name and then it says what I am which is an area manager, okay?

And then it says I work on I work on a certain shift Okay, and then it tells you what time I work and then like it says I like tacos and then there's a thing where it says We have like these 17 like Pillars of work Okay, and mine's like I think it's either like learn or be curious or like disagree and commit Which is like a lot of people's or action for bias is one of them, too It's stupid

You have to do it. Yeah, you have to pick one of the pillars one of the pillars of the company. Yeah, you're saying yeah I think mine's biased for action Wait, so then what else it says a picture of tacos you like tacos So there's a picture of tacos what are the things that are not bullshit like you have to pick a saying But what else comes from like actual shit you like oh tacos talk?

I like tacos. Yeah, but there's picture tacos picture tacos There's this yeah, okay, and then on the other side there's on the bottom part is like a particular facts about me Okay, and then my picture is me sending next to the the DeLorean when we went down to Kota What yeah when we went to Kota it's like right behind our seats. Oh Yeah When I told you you got to take a picture of me from like that's right there was a DeLorean right behind our

Grandstands. Yeah, there's a DeLorean. Let me see if I can find it right. I remember now Was there other like cars and shit yeah, there was like I forget yeah, this is this is the picture that I have on my Okay, nice little fucking slash bag. Oh, yeah Yeah, okay, so that's your picture. That's my picture. What else and then and then they have peculiar

Like peculiar flax about me peculiarly or facts curily or peculiar peculiar peculiar. So I wrote I wear shorts Because no one no one in the building has ever seen me oh tell like work to like work and mostly more pants Yep, like pants shorts or pants joggers great like but you always were sure but I always wish and that's like Normal yeah, this is normal. No, it's abnormal most people were pants correct at your work. Yeah. Yeah, okay, so but like

I've been wearing shorts for four years at work. No one's ever seen me in pants at work at work You've never once worn pants at work. What twice? But so then people have seen you so people have seen me but like if you if like let's say you like you're Four years you're yeah. Yeah Yeah, tell me about it. I I go Say like you Me and you were having a conversation we are we are but there was like a third person in here, right?

Imagine there's a third person that third person goes And you know you you've never seen me wear pants Just just imagine just imagine okay, but this person says Dude this I saw this guy wearing pants the other day dude like to you. Yeah, and you go no way There's no fucking way. He always wears shorts. Yeah, no one there's no fucking way There's it's so fun to play with fucking people's minds I've seen me wear pants at work and fuck with them with other people around them because they go oh

They do the same thing they're like oh, I seen I've seen Terry wear pants to work one time. I was like No one's gonna believe you. Mm-hmm. They're like, what do you mean? No one's gonna believe me? I was like you're just telling this person that I wear pants and they've only seen me wear shorts

How is never going to believe you that I wore pants one day? They're like, you know to be honest with you It's not something that I would think about exactly like if I was in a person who work with you and you always were shorts I don't know that I would pay enough attention to your fucking clothing choices to actually fucking Matter it's mostly it's mostly during the winter when it happens because I would do

It's weird people like how are you standing out? It's like how are you wearing shorts? I was like I just put them on It's like they're all but heard about the weather and yeah, they're like they're like I'm fucking freezing like so am I But I would be in pants, too It's like I just don't like Wearing sure I don't like I don't wear wearing pants at work because I get too hot because if I'm actually doing physical labor Like I get hot and I want to fucking sweat so we're shorts to sweat less

Yeah, I just don't mind sweating if I'm working I can wear pants Yeah, you just embrace the fact that you're gonna be sweating. Yeah, I don't like that Yeah, I like to be comfortable. Well, you're gonna sweat if you're going hard as fucking shorts But just less but less but you get more air flow. All right, what else? I think that's what I'm doing and then on your balls. Yeah, I'm a boss most of my balls in my sweaty ass. Yeah, that's wet Okay, what I mean my other one is?

This is more of a troll but it's also like pretending to like so destiny destiny to the video game so it's pretending to that and it's also a troll against Drew In a way So I said I'm a I'm a hunter main and Drew's a warlock and it's the funniest thing in the world hunter main I'm a hunter main like hunter M. A. N. E hunter hunter hunter main and a yeah So I mean a hunter. No, so main hunter meaning not M. A. N. E. But M. A. I. N. Yes Yes, not main as in like

Main that's why I'm not a state. That's why I'm no no no you you want misunderstand it I think so main meaning like a head like a head of hair like a main That's one way to use that print that spelling, but I was thinking more like in like the slang like hunt a main Yeah, yeah, so I say I'm a hunter main get it and then I say Drew's a warlock Mm-hmm, and it's the funniest thing about that because no one knows about it. No one understands

On your thing it says I'm a hunter main. Yeah, it says I'm a hunter man and Drew's a warlock on yours It says that mine says that and it's the funniest thing the world because people come up to me sometimes and they go Why is drew a warlock and I'm like oh people think it's like either some You know like D&D thing Yeah, it sounds like of that kind of thing. It does sound like that. Yeah, but it has it has nothing pertaining to

What it is like it doesn't say I play destiny. I'm a hunter main and drew the warlock Oh, yeah, for sure. It doesn't say shit like that It just says I'm a hunter and drew the warlock That's all it says and people get confused people are people get confused so much Do they read this thing about you and like take it to heart some people do I don't know How often is does someone need to look at this thing that you have it's down like a hall to the bathroom

It's a poster that has your face on it. It has a All the all the managers at the station Oh, all the all everybody that's part of leadership. Okay, so anybody that's a I find it so funny Yeah, that you're part of a leadership. Yeah, you're telling me just because I know like who I am I know no, I just like in my experience in my life I know who like people that do the work are and then who the leadership is and it's just so different from how yours

Oh, yeah, dude. It's so PG. Yeah Yeah, but yeah, so there's so everybody that is in leadership is on that wall so that the workers can look Yeah, so they can learn something about you It's more of a it's like get to know me. Yeah, it's more of like oh I'm a real person. I like I Was I came to work. It's my first day at work and I'm like, oh, I'm supposed to meet Mike for instance

I saw this board and it says Mike is an engineer. Yeah, X Y and Z. This is what he loves to do and shit like that And so I can walk up to you like oh, oh you like f1, but I like f1 So then we can like your first day and you know that your manager is Terry you walking you see Terry's poster and you can Like hey, that's Terry. Yeah, that's the idea

You can you can you can see if someone's a douchebag or someone's cool. Okay, and you can tell based on this poster Yeah, yeah, yeah, like I'm gonna I'm gonna speak ill of someone that I work with so I'm not gonna use names Okay, but everybody knows where I work. So does it matter this poster? There's this poster It's like you read it cheesy if you read it, you know this person's a douchebag Okay, like it's just what does it say?

You can't not tell me now like some people are like, you know, they write like things like serious. Yeah, like I enjoy Frisbee That's what you should like things that they actually like real shit something about them That's actually like yeah, like taking it like taking it seriously Actually telling the truth this person took it seriously. Yeah. Oh my god, and it's just my job

Why should I not take it seriously? But then he wrote like you know how drew no Drew has a bunch of pictures of him and like his keyboards and his cats hell, yeah, and now this guy put like pictures of like him Oh man, I don't know like like him being like oh he went to like West Point and shit like that. Oh He's like previous things. He's done in his life. Yeah West Point. It's not like a military academy. Yeah Why is that person working where you were?

That's not good because I am Amazon is one of the biggest Companies that you said it not me. It's okay. Everybody did it's been like said like so many times Like we're there's like a whole episode where me and Drew just talking about work

Yeah, but no one listened to that one. No, but it's like that they Amazon's like one of the biggest hiring people from the military military and usually when you Are in the military depending on what you did how well you did it they'll give you They'll just hire your hire you off of that basically based on that and not even have to interview almost well No, you still have an interview But they'll just hire you and you be instead of you coming in as like a

Like a person on a low like a low and totem pole. Mm-hmm. They give you just like

They just a higher starting position. They give you yeah, and they give you a shit ton of like how Money how yeah a lot of money they what they do is So I believe so how the system ranking works, I think I've already discussed this before but I'll give you a brief fast version A four starts off at like 68k Okay, a five is like around 75 Okay, or maybe 76 one other okay one of those two and then the company gives you RGU's which is a restricted

RGUs RS use sorry restricted stock units from the company so they give you those But how they lock you in that's like like your compensation package. So I still get paid the 68k But I also get another senior in L4. Yes, but So you get that package and it could be between like one one RSU or Hundreds of RS use as like a bonus additional thing on top. Yeah, so that's how they get people from like Like externally to entice them to come work

Yes, so so they'll give those guys more RSC. They'll see like let's say let's say this let's just say you're from the military You got in like an L5 position and then use they like they gave you would say 250 RS use That's a shit ton of money They would say hey if you come we'll give you more RSCs basically well They're just enticing you to sign that but they're gonna give those guys more than they would something like you yes

Because I'm internally right so externally if you say much so is that like one share of stock? So is an RSC is one stock what's restricted about it? You can't sell it for a while or what? Yes? It has to invest so how how long you have to wait for you can sell it? Sometimes a year sometimes six months. That's not very long. No, but that's how they hold you there Yeah, but because one year though. Yeah, sell it out for the year. You're good. Yeah

I get it. I get it. Don't get me wrong. Yeah, that's not terrible. I think the last time I saw let me see how much it's going But you get them every year you get them based on How you perform? But do you get some every year or no not necessarily not necessarily so you get

And so you always have to wait a year from when you got that one like like this year. I have some that are investing in I have like 32 I'm spilling out my whole financial fucking shit on this Which is insane because I wouldn't do that if are you yeah You don't have to we should stop talking about financials. Well, it's fine. I'm not worried about it Like no one listens to this shit anyways Terry

It's on the internet for that's not the problem once it's on the internet Terry. It's on the internet. Yeah. Yeah. Keep that in mind Yeah, yeah, but this is all this is all knowledge that is out there can be public information information So it doesn't really matter. So like anybody that anybody can find where I work now But like they know they would see like The public knowledge if they saw me as in what I am an L4

Which I'm not gonna say the rest of it because you can figure it out. It's public knowledge You can see how much I make in that state and Obviously, they know where I work in what state but not where I work So you have to wait until your RSUs come ready to sell do people sell them right away? Some people sell some people sell them, but once the time runs out then you can decide when to sell them

You can keep holding on them if you want to yeah, you don't have to sell them. They're just yours. Okay, but you can sell you can sell Some of your RGU or RS use not our juice Your RS use to cover the taxes of selling selling it oh so you sell some of them and then you have to pay taxes on that sale you can instead of paying taxes You can give up more RSCs to pay the taxes on the ones you sold correct

The taxes are such a fucking like complicated nightmare scam. Oh, yeah, I fucking hate it. So let's just say like Okay, I'm not I'm gonna say You get this person will get it like that's how many RSCs you get once you signed it say that you got that much yeah One unit of stock is that price? Yeah, so so you have oh you're showing me this number Yep, I see I didn't I was looking at the calculator

So let's just say someone got that if they gave him that so like an enticement to come. Yes, I would this is over I would over four years Okay, I see So it's now now it's suddenly not as much money

Over four years. That's not that much over one year. I take that over one year But I'll or for it's not as much over four years, but so they'll give you all of those in four years That's how they keep as long as you're there at the end of four years So you just have to commit to yourself that you're gonna stay for four years Mm-hmm, and then leave out and then after the four years after they give you all those Yeah, you get you might get let's say half that

Because they don't want to pay you that wait. They're not gonna give you off all of it No, don't know so after the four years they give you you have the you have that a lot at Mount Okay, and then you sell you get you get a review Yeah, and then after that review they'll either give you more or less So you guaranteed that though You're guaranteed the first one and they may give you more than they may give you more or they may give you less than the number They promised yes

What the fuck no, no, no so after the four years you still get that you that's guaranteed Oh, okay, and and then they may give you more on top of that and so after or not or not right So they can only assume that that's so you just assume that number so that number like Here yeah, you just assume that number Yeah, I don't plan on anything additional. I'll give you my number. This is how much I have

I'm not gonna tell the people how that many units. This is how many I have okay, so after how many years you get it One from when you started yeah, so that's like money in the bank for you. That's so next year all these will be invested That's how you got last year half of these no, this is what I got you this year oh Oh, this is what I got you this year. I see I see so I get half of this this year I get half of it now. Okay, so next year. Yeah

Twice in that year. I'll get the rest of that. Okay, but you get that much every year No, so now I will get a review Sometime next year. Yeah, and in that review, that's how you get your Additional on top of that additional on top of that so that's how you get your additional rsu's so now you had I had other ones in the past that you already have come do correct I so the number that I showed you yeah is the one I got this year, but you had other ones before no

This is the first time you ever gotten it. This is the first time I've ever gotten it beforehand shit company used to used to be like You can they'll give them to you Sometimes and you never got them well because I'm I just now became an L4 Oh, and you're only eligible in that L4 L4 is an above our own eligible for these This is the first time you've been able to get it correct got it. So now I understood correct. So now

So you're guaranteed that much of a year. I'm guaranteed that okay Well for yeah for another year, but next year I'm supposed to get a review or later this year I don't remember don't know I think it's that towards like the physical physical physical fiscal year fiscal year fiscal year The physical year So then I might get more I might get like you're guaranteed that but you may get more than I will I Possibly might get more than that next year so I could get you know upwards of

Between that number and more than that like 200 oh that's so that the high end would be like 200 units But like you're guaranteed that number I see and it could be anywhere between but yeah There's some people that have been with the company for Like 10 years so when you They had so the company did have stock options were they paid you in stock with bonuses probably well you could yeah, so You can they'll give you you pay I forgot what they did they had stock options where they would give even

All employees all employees. Yeah, and then they cut it off because they were making too much money The problem with this is it's dependent on the stock price when you want to sell. Yeah, so but But here's the thing is there's a there's a dude that Just to work at my building and he was with the company for like 15 plus years And then decide if you have a lot of units a lot of units. Yes, damn Let's just say the dude walked away with just cashed out Yeah, he sold them all

Yeah, well how much is taxes on well, I didn't he didn't sell it. He walked away with it all Oh, he didn't necessarily sell this. Yeah, not necessarily sold it, but he shares Yeah, but he was been with the company for 15 years. So if you go 15 years back Before the split They're handing out ones and twos To that the units the yeah, because it was just you know, thousands of dollars at that point Yeah, and then they split it was a 10 to 1 split What is that a 10 to 1 split 1 to 10 split?

One to 10 split one stock turned into 10 stocks. Oh Because Amazon split they split. Yeah, we mean they split so like They split yeah, so what they did was is to create more Stocks this is you mean they issued more shares of their stock. No, no, no That's what it sounds like you're saying. Do you know what that means? Was I when a company issues more shares of stock like out to people it means they basically

It's like them printing money Terry. They create more shares of their stock and make them worthless. I Think we're talking about the same thing. Okay. That's what's called issuing more shares of stock I think that's what we're deluding the shares. Okay, so you create more shares and it makes them worth less overall, okay

This is what happened. It happened two years ago Ish and when they what you hear of us companies buying back their stock It means they're they're doing the opposite and they're shrinking the shares out in circulation Amazon announces a 24 one stock split a 10 billion buyback Okay, so that means they're reducing the number of shares meaning that the shares are gonna go up in value. Yes. Yeah, so imagine Let's just say this dude before the split which was in

Split is kind of not the right word. That's what they call it. Okay. They call it a split. Okay So now his shares are worth more so he has more So let's say this person had 500 shares before the split 20 to 1 So then he just has shares that he still potentially has yeah, but if you sell them What's the capital gains tax on selling shares of a company is it 20% or is it more than I think it's still 20%?

No matter what I think it's 20 is that capital gains when you share stock when you sell stocks is out that is capital gains capital gains. Yeah, what is the US capital gains, but like Amazon before the split was like three grand per share Really This is the height of COVID three grand So they didn't buy back they issued more I said it the split happened on Wednesday closed the cost of a share would go from like 20 2800 to 140

$140 that means that you get 20 but it's still this almost the same. I don't know if it's the same price That means they issued more shares. They didn't buy them back. They issued more. Okay If that's if the stock price went down, that's what happened. Yeah, so let's just say to Let's just say let's go 140 Right, and then you got a 21 split And this dude had a shit ton of them dude made bank coming out of it if he sold them if he's well, it's his

No matter what you have that money until you sell the shares, right? Even if you leave the company, so it's they're still yours

Right, but shares of a company can't buy you shit. You got to sell them first. True. Yeah, true. Just capital gains tax rates Tax rate on most net capital gain is no higher than 15% for most in individuals The capital gains rate of zero percent applies if your taxable income is less than or equal to 44,000 for single and married filed separately I get taxed 89,000 for married Filing jointly 59 for head of household a capital gains rate of 15% applies if your taxable income is More than 44,000

But less than or equal to 492,000 for single people So we would pay 15% if we like Sold shares of a company for example, okay It's not too bad, but it's pretty bad. It's still fucking stupid Keep in mind we have to finish this video as the end of show Terry. Oh, should we just close on that?

Um What we could do is there's there's another video over there where it says like interesting like good monologues We can do run that for a couple minutes Instead of this Yeah, we kind of just blew past this so it doesn't matter Interesting monologues Interesting monologues The greatest acting monologues of all time it's 19 minutes, but we can run it for like five. Can we play this one Terry? I love this uh speech from the newsroom

This is a great monologue. Okay. We can end on this if you want. Yeah, you want to end on this? Yes. Yes. Yes. All right It was enough of uh, it was a Let's move on to the It was an enjoyable time on this podcast as always um But also remember remember the fifth of november when we have our election Vote for either Mike or I as a part people in north carolina in tennessee Yes, uh, make sure you look at the description below Go donate if you can't donate

You know just pray. Yeah And stay strong and go to class and become a receiving hairline master That's going to be the showtile by the way All right next question. We're gonna. Yeah. We'll see y'all. My name is Jenny. I'm a sophomore and this is for all three of you Can you say in one sentence or less? You know what I mean Can you say why america is the greatest country in the world? Diversity and opportunity

Louis uh freedom and freedom. So let's keep it that way Will the new york jets No, I'm gonna hold you to an answer on that what makes america the greatest country in the world Well, louis and Sharon said it diversity and opportunity and freedom and freedom I'm not letting you go back to the airport without answering the question

Well, our constitution is a masterpiece. James madison was a genius the declaration of independence is for me the single greatest piece of american writing You don't look satisfied Once it set a laws and the others a declaration of war. I want a human moment from you

What about the people why is it not the greatest country in the world professor? That's my answer You're saying yes Let's talk about fine the Sharon the NEA is a loser Yeah, it accounts for a penny out of our paycheck, but he gets to hit you with it anytime he wants It doesn't cost money it costs votes it costs airtime and column inches You know why people don't like liberals because they lose if liberals are so fucking smart how can they lose a goddamn always

Hey, and with a straight face you're gonna tell students that america is so star-spangled awesome that we're the only ones in the world Who have freedom canada has freedom japan has freedom the uk france italy germany spain australia belgium has freedom

So 207 sovereign states in the world like 180 of them have freedom. All right, and yeah you uh sorority girl Just in case you accidentally wander into a voting booth one day There's some things you should know and one of them is There is absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we're the greatest country in the world We're seventh in literacy 27th in math 22nd in science 49th in life expectancy

178th in infant mortality third in median household income number four in labor force and number four in exports We lead the world in only three categories number of incarcerated citizens per capita number of adults who believe angels are real And defense spending where we spend more than the next 26 countries combined 25 of whom are allies now None of this is the fault of a 20 year old college student

But you nonetheless are without it on a member of the worst period generation period ever periods when you ask What makes us the greatest country in the world? I don't know what the fuck you're talking about You're Semity Sure used to be We stood up for what was right

We fought for moral reasons we passed laws struck down laws for moral reasons. We waged wars on poverty not poor people We sacrificed we cared about our neighbors we put our money where our mouths were and we never beat our chest We built great big things made ungodly Technological advances explored the universe cured diseases and we cultivated the world's greatest artists and the world's greatest economy We reached for the stars

We acted like men we aspired to intelligence we didn't belittle it it didn't make us feel inferior We didn't identify ourselves by who we voted for in the last election and we didn't we didn't scare so easy We were able to be all these things and do all these things because we were informed By great men men who were revered First step in solving any problem is recognizing there is one America is not the greatest country in the world anymore

America is not the greatest country in the world anymore