#133 - “Dinobirds”

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also vote for the new president of there's no audience I want to just say that if piazzari like qualified better and the Claire call it like in my opinion if you look at my one two three here lando piazzari Claire that should have been correct based on how they were yeah you know what I mean that's fucking stupid yeah because well it was if it wasn't for science and then Leclerc deciding to go over the white lines you probably would have been fine but yeah

it's Leclerc George Oscar Max Landau I won by one huh and the tiebreaker whoo who'd I get right piazzari I'm good I'm good you suck too good at this fucking game bro dude can I tell you how rock hard I am for the next race where we're going what we're going to code it yeah we're going to code it yeah yeah guess what people I don't want to go dude you know why it's a shit show dude I don't want to go I'm so excited to watch on TV are you aren't you excited to watch on

TV you break red phones no I had them on wrong that's how it's kind of weird aren't you excited not be there I'm so excited I don't have to go there yeah but don't you run it was such a great time like a good experience but it was such a clusterfuck me it was so busy it was so and hot they said it was like over the course of the weekend there was like 500,000 people that went through the turnstiles like 580 or something crazy yeah it was fucking in it was fucking

it's fruitious but should we vote an hour later should we vote on our people an hour later we could do it now we're talking about if one let's get it out of the way you go first okay no no you go first I won I went first last time no you want you lost you go first no you won you go first I thought I was if you lost no shit give me a pencil in their book that's a pen okay you can't write with a pen I can but I might fuck up oh you want to change your mind what if I

do then take this wait we're going to Coda yes I mean we're not going did you just got an email saying like there's still three-day grounds passes available like you can go fuck yourself dude I we're gonna talk about a little bit of fun here because we're already talking about it but we're gonna relive our experience last year no no there's some interesting things that were happening throughout the whole weekend and I want to bring them up because it's a probably

good talking point that's one shit yeah shit shit brother it's hot in here it's not warm what topics so I mean like F1 controversies yeah and also like so title so since max got second you have nipples oh dude yeah I got I have a little hairs on my nipples my mind are kind of weird cuz over here side tracks so hard but hold on but mine are like my not a hell of weird you just have a hairy chest well no I got hairy nips to yeah but Terry but more hey hey let's

just say there's more hair than around your nips oh yeah whereas me there's like nothing where is me you're like a mere cat yeah that's my spirit animal um no they were saying that since during the race I just want to know it was boring ass race nothing really exciting happen literally nothing happened the only thing that exciting happened that helps max and red or max for Stappin was Danny Rick getting the fastest lap it's like it away from land that was

hilarious and then now if max just gets second throughout the entire the tired it like the rest of the season max wins it so max has to max has to stay in P2 the entire like rest of the season if land wins every race if lander wins or which is probably not gonna I thought in that race I thought Landau was gonna crash like two times that's the only exciting parts yeah everything else is kind of stupid look there almost caught you need to find that I was pretty good

I don't know which one it is though but we've done so many we probably find it but kids screaming out look Claire and then coughs think you can look that up imagine if you like you look French I feel French imagine if you labeled your videos so I could like search them easier all I have to do now it's like look and that's I think that one is labeled no it's not it it's in the 20s I've deleted it's in the 20s oh yeah I deleted all my I'll find it I'll find it let's see but

yeah now the controversy of this weekend was and it's dead maybe Daniel Ricardo's lost race to do you hear that rumors that he's gonna be in Lawson well I heard rumors that he might go to NASCAR Daniel uh-huh that's fucking wild do you think that's true I mean going in a circle is not hard but you think he'd be good for it yeah they love him the Americans would love him I think an experienced F1 driver would be would do well also I think you do really good in Indy car too

so he has because Roman Grozian's in there in Indy car yeah yeah so I mean in reality you'd do good in American motorsports I think it's it's over though yeah 100% I think his time in F1 is over because if you're getting beat by Franco Colopento is a Colopento yeah like if you can beat by how crazy is it that he comes in and is like way better than fucking I don't know if it's the fact that the Williams car got better I think it's a it's a I I think it's two

fold the Williams got a little better and he's not dog shit at driving so there's that I think Logan Sargent his time in there obviously his first years wasn't that great and like you're saying that the the or the Williams is getting a little bit better and not being underweight over weight it's overweight because there's no rules for being overweight is only as heavy as you want yeah it's only rules if you're under well yeah of course okay because there's no

advantage to me overweight yeah all you're doing is fucking yourself true but I also think that I think Franco had some Franco has something to prove yes so he's whipping it out so he can actually get a spot a see Sergio couldn't pass him forever Sergio couldn't pass Hulkenberg that's how you know how Sergio couldn't pass Colopento so he had to undercut him to get in front of him and then yeah he couldn't pass Hulkenberg it's embarrassing I think the

weirdest thing is is a fire him who's replacing Sergio now that Danny ricks out Liam Lawson no he's going to RB he Franko Colopento no there was a Horner was talking about wanting to suck George Russell's pee pee what you hear that toto you know what's his name Zach Horner no Christian Horner was like John John's Russell's out of contract and you know next year you'd be crazy not to think about him that's what he said

I think that I would have you done yet no we were talking I think that you think or you do think I believe I do believe yeah I'll show you my wind ball and it I knew it was one of the top ones wait do we have I do believe on there I think I do I don't know yeah it's right here I do believe I was close it was like right underneath the one I was on I don't know I don't know the new rules in 26 are gonna be really weird and I don't think the Red Bull is gonna be good you think

it's I think I think Aston Martin's gonna win oh they got fucking new we man think Mercedes is gonna be good in 26 no why why well I think I don't know I'm just excited for next year to have some new fucking drivers I think sick of this fucking shit I think if if if Aston if Aston Martin does not improve with new he obviously he's just got signed he's probably just making it probably drawing it up right now probably he's probably sitting fucking wherever Aston Martin is

where's Aston Martin looking okay like right next to right next to Red Bull they're in the UK yeah look that up for me I mean I'm not gonna look it up but they're all yeah them Mercedes are on the UK in various places Silverstone just call it that Silverstone just call it good Silverstone you're in Silverstone tough on I had a alright that was my that was that was like my heart told me to do that okay you know when you said like I don't I always burp on like hey hey I do I just

noticed that I do man appreciate you thanks for telling me that a burp on this thing if you if you don't mind me burping let me know put it in the comments awesome's an interesting track awesome Austin's a really good Red Bull track that's not when Red Bull was actually good I'm trying to think about this logically wait when we were there wasn't Lando like doing well at that race last year don't shoot do you remember I can look let me look let me

look I got it was Hamilton who got disqualified but was in P2 no it was he was in P2 chasing max at the end Hamilton was yeah yeah yeah yeah cuz they were fighting but Lando did good the fuck I think Lando did good the fuck is going on here why don't only give me 18 races oh so we haven't gotten there yet that makes fucking sense I'm stupid Japan Japan Siena the 20-23 pole position Charlotte Claire on which one last year's race for Kota yeah no

way so it was max Lewis Lando yeah Lando is P3 there was a while there where Lando was like right behind max going past us I remember yes you might be right you got from to P2 I'm going Lando it's a stupid it's it's it's an easy pick a pastry to Lando was 10 seconds behind max but for a lot of the race he was right there before Lewis came through Lewis's Lewis was on a steamer with the end I know I don't think it was I don't was it not it wasn't Lewis I got disqualified I'm

staring at it Lewis and Leclerc got disqualified oh it does say DQ on there I didn't see read the side that's funny was there a crash was there a crash they got you got three DNFs no just DNS remember Terry we were pissed that there was no like violence because we remember oh yeah we that's we were talking about that how we're like oh it's a clean race I just like how teams now you know if you like how do you like how I'm picking three because you can go fuck

yourself watch this one watches like none it's like a clean-ass race I picked the same people as you just in a different order oh you put him and so that's so we're just fighting for that I feel like those are the people who are always there and are there about your parents Paris ones it alright here we go yeah right Paris can't even break top five without crashing all right so we have the same people so number one is Lando two is what you mix it up you

stupid nugget yeah I don't want to make the exact same as you I said I had the same five people oh gosh you got you fucking you said you picked the same one like in the line that would be dumb as fuck alright so let's open your phone yeah let's open your phone Mike picked Lando Piastro Max Leclerc ham I picked Lando Max Piastro ham Leclerc no no no hold on but hold on with there was like a big controversy that was happening over the weekend which was a actually two

things there was the mini DRS that got that McLaren has oh they're fucking wing thing a little wing and it fucking cares and then do better max on Thursday during a press conference yeah yeah because he was talking about the RB 20 and how shitty it is he just he wasn't talking about any personal people in like the the room he's just saying how fucking bad he refused to answer any questions in the press conference and then you like throughout the whole weekend yeah because

the the FIA dude Ben Salaw Hamel whatever what's the name Muhammad Ben Salayam yeah that guy is a piece of shit and was just like for your service for your punishment you're gonna get you're gonna do more yeah more like speaking yeah at the post qualifying it was Lando Max Hamilton max like refused to answer any questions in there because he's pissed off he's like no fuck you I'm not talking in here as a pushback against it and then Lando and Hamilton

well yeah I wouldn't fucking do extra fucking speaking gigs I'll just not do it yeah I think the thing was it was just like it's and the thing too is like when media asked you a question sometimes it is a one-word answer it is becoming the new fucking Kimmy where he like dismisses people and it doesn't give answers and shit what's like why it's like why hold my why say a lot more things that you're not supposed to like you need to you know Max was being

extra fucking Kimmy Kimmy like in there they're saying like he basically said I'll talk to you outside of the FIA press conference like one-on-one to fuck stick it to them yeah saying like there were like the interview the press conference was going on he was short and then he's during during one of them asked one of them asked he said will you take questions afterwards like yeah I'll do it outside when it's not an FIA sponsored thing just to fucking stick

it because he was just like he's like someone was asking one question he goes I can't really like answer that question right now my throat hurts or my eye my yeah it's like my throat hurts and then like like after and like that same guy that did the was asked that question went outside and Max was just like talking to everybody because it's true man who gives a fuck who's who cares who cares if you think about this yeah the like F1 has a kid version of the thing which is in

my opinion the dumbest thing ever created in the history of the world but okay so if if you want to have a PG just watch the cartoon version just and if you want to have the you know children watch press conferences just how about this don't it's all on kids man how about this if you are a parent who's a parent it's all in the parents you haven't them watch it I don't want everything toned down because kids could watch it if you are parent and don't

want your kids to hear bad language don't watch adult things formula one is like the biggest thing in the world for racing there's no reason to tone it down for kids well I just think when your kid is of age and capable of hearing things in the world and let them watch it's not the fact otherwise go fuck yourself the fact is that every single kid has probably heard the F word before and in max is obviously well if you think about it in a way god dude got some fucking

spiky in there that's something like this weird like a little nugget going on we'll cut it off um but it's just like obviously young kids have heroes or people that they idolize and some kids idolize max and he didn't get to where he's at by not cussing he was cussing before he got to where he's at by being a fucking hard-ass dude yeah I'm a hard-ass boy there's also another thing where it was like his his father yos yos for stopping was talking to said something about the

can I just say this who fucking cares what and someone's parents I know it's the fact that their parents are even in the conversation pisses me off like they're like like manager or something the fact that we talk about the parent is like pisses you know what I mean pisses me off well the parent who fucking cares it was just it was just trying to live through their children because they're failures yeah because you were informed of the one it didn't achieve

jack shit in your son is a three-time champion yeah about to be four you want to make a bet sure I get max okay you want to make the bet you get max and I get Lando I mean you can do whatever you want it's the closest content on a bet how much how much you want I really I'm this is bothering me there's no way this is bothering me want scissors yeah there might be a pair on that shelf on like a lower level I think it's like on the second to bottom shelf maybe no on

the shelf you see them is it just thread why does it bother you you know if you just stop touching it it wouldn't bother you no they're fine they're fine you should cut your hair with them yeah you probably could was it a is it something hard yeah like a twig it's got stuck in there no it's just like it was like a piece of like the cloth got rolled up in a ball I'll roll you up in a ball fuck yeah brother put me in that field position just put me down roll up in a

ball and stick your in my ass no no no no I know like I hate that too like where parents live through their children and just bank off of them and then fucking bitches no it was just like like Yoast is like a interesting character and obviously he wants the best for his child but it's funny to me to have him go around and just be like oh yeah I said it was a handshake deal that I made with like whoever because I that's what it was going on sorry I'm just fidgeting

what apparently he made a going around talking to people and she was talking to Aston Martin about max going to them yeah and kicking out stroll because he's a piece of shit and doesn't know how to drive but speaking of stroll didn't he get like do really bad this race and Alonzo actually got points or something I think a lot I don't know remember how great last year was because Alonzo was actually on podiums and shit how fun that was isn't it sad how he sucks this

year and their cars nowhere near what it was that this is me off the good thing I've got new they need them they need newie Adrian got eighth and stroll got 14th did you know do you know that quote when I say Adrian you know what that's from when I was yeah Rocky Bobo yeah it's when he won and he goes Adrian that's what I think of when I hear Adrian newie but yeah Rocky yells Adrian but he was saying like it was it was like a done deal with

Aston Martin that he's max like it's going there because he's there's somewhere that he can has a clause like an exit clause like if his dad wants to do shit he just do shit yeah not his dad but like Max like Max like wants to leave then he can get a clause with the Adrian newie or some shit like that in there I heard about that Adrian newie left he can leave as well I thought that was for helmet Marco I'm not sure Marco needs to leave to I thought that was

helmet he could leave a helmet it leaves or gets fired I don't know how much Marco needs to leave he's dumb I think how much is a fucking boss you think you don't why stupid why I don't know he has a lazy eyes that you're so what's the word insensitive that's so insensitive I don't know you said some insensitive things that's Adrian I don't look at the music is in the background it's like hard to hear it's also an old movie I know but I thought there was a cleaner version no

you don't think so no are you sure I like how she's like saying this so calmly she's like Rocky talk about lazy I fucking fucked up I love you that's a funny that's a good back a back a back a back a back that's what Max is saying right now yeah yeah yeah yeah that's crazy anyways it's gonna be a wild wild what how many more races we have six six races that's a great fucking question I think it's six races it feels like this season has gone

by fast we have would you not a five races six races left we have Coda Mexico into logos into logos into logos that's what it says I'm gonna be you said in telogos into it's not though it is no it is in her logos Vegas Qatar or Qatar whatever you want to call it these days those are both wrong by the way cool it's a Qtar cut our Qatar Qatar Qatar Qatar Qatar Qatar all right Qatar and then Abu Dhabs yeah Abu Dhabs obdobbs obdobbies you know what the best thing

will be is if Lando is within striking distance for the last race like if he's within 26 points yeah last race yeah that'd be amazing and then Max just crashes into him does like a fucking Alan and then and then it's in Landau's hands it's in Lando's hands and he chokes it like he doesn't win when they get the fastest lap and then it's all on him it's all on him what if it came down to the like he won the race but it came down to the fastest lap and then

someone just stole it on the end someone just steals it they would literally pit every single Red Bull driver in both teams no matter regardless of their position no matter where they're at in the order put on soft tires to go for the fastest max would have to finish P2 so it would have to be Sergio no I'm saying if Lando was like say 26 points behind yeah or 25 so to win he needs to win and get the fastest lap and Max crashes so Max crashes he wins and then he has the

fastest lap and at the very end they pit Sergio or Yuki or fucking Lee and Lawson and they steal it how fucking wild would that be to get Max the championship that'd be so crazy that'd be better than fucking Hamilton Max in 2001 and I won that and I was one point away I'd be so pissed that that the rules that title that that last trophy would be like a sham no I mean more of a sham than 2021 that's open the phone you really want to you really want to

see it don't suck on it no you want to hold it all right fellas and ladies shout out to the sweaty sweaty men and women so I bought the new iPhone and I have it with us and I was way hold on no that's not you know you asked you any question no swag bag for you oh there's no winning we don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere best thing to ever happen to the internet yeah right there best thing to ever happen to the internet so this is the best thing this is the best you opening this is this

show this podcast is the best thing they ever happened because you're opening this best thing to ever happen to the internet huge rain bombs yes this this me opening this just the I remember packaging used to be so much bigger oh let me grab my box yeah yeah get your box I want to compare the front picture with the back picture all right doggy get it in there go grab your box I need to clear up my boxes I have a bunch of them I don't need damn my stinger dog yeah

they keep making the boxes thinner and thinner every year because they keep putting less and less shit they're like this year no charging break look next year no plastic next year no cable next year no box next year just phone next year we just throw the phone at you we wrap it in a little paper bag and throw in the mailbox I just want to let you know this was this is carbon offset by so much yours is more carbon mine's more carbon offset than yours oh I have the

same phone as you what am I doing all right here we go wait do you think this makes noises when I rip it open no it's way less satisfying than oh they still have the P the screen you'll get the screen one well it's pretty good hold on hold on there's another one hold on hold on everybody that was maybe better all right first time dropping it oh damn that's nice oh that's fucking huge no but you got to pull it out with a tab not flipping it over you fucking there's

no tab anywhere there's a tab on the bottom no no this is just well this is just to flip it up that's what I mean you got to pull it up I thought was I supposed to yeah you didn't flip it over you got a bed yeah you go hey you want to hold it yeah oh that's nice yeah when you take the thing off the screen you got to do it on the phone that's fine oh dude give it to me that's nice give it to me take both take both oh no I don't have a like take both and just feel

which one's lighter well that's nice I like that they're like the same I think the the one here the the plus is lighter I think if it is it's barely lighter yeah I think it's certain sides it's more purple than blue it's like a light blue it's weird I like it it's weird though that's purple that's purple that's purple when you put it in the light it's blue open the curtain open the curtain and put in the light blue I like it in the light blue

yeah oh yeah and then what action button I just want to know what comes in the box it's pretty stupid the it's a nice braided cable here peel the top off next to the mic and then I want to hold it you want to hold the braided cable it's braided yeah it's braided and then there's just a pill shape instruction box and then some plastic oh no oh wait is it plastic no it's probably biodegradable something I think it's it feels like plastic that's a pretty solid cable and

then you got this this new action button right here oh this is oh you got the action button on the left hand the left hand side oh this is nice it's not that much bigger take it off anyways let me turn the mic I turn on my game not the game no there's really nothing going on here at the end of your noise there is a little bit of noise oh it feels hella light take it something that's like like not even a like half a pound oh yeah just on this

shit away don't really care about it yeah it's a little big I don't know see that's I'm like on the fence about it because it's like you're like holding it in your hand I mean it's not drew drew God is drew God is you can imagine like watching a YouTube video yeah that's what I'm saying watching a video I need my other phone though let's start transferring shit yeah drew drew was like drew's like oh my god he's like wait wait wait he threw it drew was like what

oh my god why was he saying that no so he got his you got his phone is that exactly like that oh my god oh my god so drew God his phone before I did he buy new iPhone yeah he got the two you got the t1 he's a bitch I'm getting the t1 he got the t1 in my size I thought he hated it I thought he called us basic bitches for getting a yeah he's a part of the biggest oh do you want to hear the why why is he a hypocrite I hey hey why is he a hypocrite I don't know but here's

the just roast us like a couple weeks ago like three weeks ago yeah when he was on last I was talking to the other side and he's like he's worrying about like the blue mark so now now you're the only person the blue mark they don't you're the only person I message on signal now besides when we have that conversation because so iOS 18 gives you RCS don't give a shit true okay signal still better that's fine it is my message most people on signal my really yeah you James my

brother like most of my family members now I'm slowly converting them it's beautiful you love to see it but he was he was talking about I was like he goes oh it's ready it's all it was on you talk about the blue mark the blue like bubble or whatever he's worried about the blue bow for some reason I go I go over gay now and he goes yeah time to put in some hugs don don the North Face and grab a pumpkin spice latte so it sounds like the PSL is back baby you

welcome to the basic bitch club and then you didn't message me back for like ten minutes and then he goes hey I have an actual question he's like is there any way you can enable gestures to go back to apps from the side instead of tapping the top left I was like yeah you just you just you just do one of these just go from the left side of the screen and go right and then he goes yeah I get that I was like okay I called him after this because I didn't want to like discuss it

over a text he's like yeah I get that but is it way he was asking you how to go back yeah without touching the thing on the top left oh like the back button on a thing yeah if you have it yeah yeah yeah he's like is there any way you can change it from right to left so he wants to go back going this way routine and I was like I don't know and then he's like this is pissing me off I'm like wait you're really irritated by you can't go back can you change it in

the settings you can't there's no there's no settings you just have to live with it it's I'm like are you for real are you that mad about that can I just say that one of the best things that I enjoyed when I updated to iOS 18 was this always dark mode always dark mode yeah it customized why don't you just go to your control center and put it on there this go to your control so Terry Terry this you just put on a this why do you have

two buttons on the fuck amazing dude wait hold on yeah you just go to your control center why I just want it always dark I know but if you wanted to turn it off and on you just but I don't know I know I'm just saying I'm not but I'm just showing you this right here Terry as far as I'm concerned is the only thing that I care about in iOS 18 the fact that you can do this and not have it so bright on the apps is the most beautiful look at that look at that big

ass screen how am I supposed to play video play video I can't play I had to set up a setup set up with another device yeah you do the little scanning bubble thing yeah show me show me show me do it live we're doing it live we're doing it live oh yeah set up a new phone scan the bubble I'm gonna is it still like a circley thing yeah it looks like a fucking weird mesh thingy like a weird scan the bubble scan the bubble it's a weird it's a weird yep set it for me oh

my passcode create a pass I won't look it's okay it's usually the same passcode I have all the time because I know that yeah you should know it I know yours no I don't I don't remember it it's a long ass number everything is on Terry it's like weirded out because my password my like master password is so long you don't do your master password so I don't know how you can remember that man it takes me forever just remember things you know how Terry because I don't have to

remember other passwords just have to remember one oh wait transfer from another transfer oh whoa hell yeah wait hold on go confirming the transfer following instructions on your other phone okay oh oh you're retarded oh what are we doing here no way what I think I just transferred my phone over to this oh probably you are yeah that's interesting do you think it'll work before if you don't go to the wall after it transfers I'll see if I can like call

you or text you I don't know I have Wi-Fi somehow because it transfers the settings on your old phone that's why then there's some settings I need to turn off like AI but it's not it's not even on there yet keep this near your phone transferring activating when you're a song yeah dude let her rip it's hot in here sweating why I found this the other day I like it a lot oh my god this fucking song you heard this yes I doubt it you don't like this song no I think

it's cool as fuck yeah I do this is such an old song it is yeah because it's it's all over like Instagram and TikTok and shit these kids tick-tockers she seems like she's 12 it looks like it's a like a song by kids that are like Nickelodeon kids or something like that wait hold on wait how do you know it's famous on tiktok do you have tiktok no how you know it's famous on tiktok well it was on I have I have an Instagram reels and so when you say tiktok you

just mean Instagram when I mean by that I just mean like in general yeah you mean like social media oh man now I got to set up my fucking face again I gotta do my shit in a circle more that way stupid what maybe you should take off your headphones no don't use face ID with the mask set it up later actually what you do that you can start using your iPhone in 15 minutes over data or Wi-Fi transferred to the battery from this iPhone but transfer directly so this

iPhone it will be ready to use with your data oh transfer from way how do you transfer from that I connect it with cord whatever just do it over I call I have shit backed up can't you just transfer wirelessly from phone to phone I think so thank you can they're not gonna read it no it's too long well you should have said no I can't read no it's too long that's a good show title no it's too long alright it's too long dude this thing this thing is a table

wobbler now watch this thing they're all table wobbler no this one's less of a table wobbler like oh it's cuz the cameras are all vertical on one side now as well you're gonna leave it caseless I don't know maybe all I know is that I don't have service on this phone anymore it's transferring your SIM data over oh dude now I need to pick a I need to pick a new a new name for my phone what I need to pick a new name for my phone why don't you just make the same name I

don't like the I so what's the name of your current phone dreadnoughts so you can't reuse a name wait wait turn turn on location service way hold on for you do know that you have to explain that right but what dreadnought you can't just say the word my phone's called dreadnoughts and then in there you have to elaborate can your phone not have the same name correct so you have to come with a new name baby dreadnoughts daddy dreadnoughts what's your favorite

dinosaur wait is it dreadnought a dinosaur yeah look it up dreadnoughts dreadnoughts is it always a dinosaur is the name of your phone everything since I've started having phones and like my last three phones I've named them after what do you call it dinosaurs what were the previous ones well dreadnought was dreadnought was my my 14 my 12 was something raptor we think it was baby red dreadnoughts or dreadnoughts no it's dreadnoughts no what the dinosaur is

called dreadnoughts maybe I wrote it wrong this oh yeah I definitely wrote it wrong what the fuck yes dreadnoughts I definitely wrote it wrong you just scammed us I didn't scam you I just didn't you scammed us hard I didn't didn't scam so what should the show title be dreadnoughts or dreadnoughts dreadnoughts okay I spelt it wrong that's fucking stupid of me what were the past ones one was dread dreadnoughts which I don't know why it was I'd name it

should have been you think it has the fact something to do with the fact that you're already yeah a little bit let me change okay what were the previous ones it was dreadnoughts and then the other one was my iPhone was ahead of a raptor name in it how do you not remember I don't fucking remember shit philosopher after no it was like I just looked up a list of dinosaurs look up like let's so basic look up look up look up a raptor names or something raptor

names now I'm just gonna look at all the dinosaurs where you going dinosaur names list of dinosaur Genardah dinosaurs are a diverse group of reptiles of the clade dinosauria this is an eliz though I need a list I did you fucking bitch it was a it was like a raptor had last the last thing in it was a raptor a caro raptor no I think it was a V a poto raptor no V raptor it was started with the V I think the name of the dinosaur with a V yeah well let's see

here we go very raptor value raptor Vect raptor it was one of those yeah it was one of those ones which one was it Velociraptor it was not Velociraptor okay it was it was definitely not a Velociraptor this was your iPhone 12 I think and no not that one vector raptor it wasn't there's no picture I don't remember I think it was the Velcro that no I think it was the one below it vector sorry no the one below it fellow frowns the one that says fucking raptor

any you dumb shit Velociraptor the one up from it Velociraptor that's not a Velociraptor this is the first one I guess and you told me no twice and now you're saying no I don't think it's that one oh my god do you you don't remember I don't remember value raptor I don't have my iPhone 12 anymore this is a very meaningful thing you should remember yeah I don't remember okay what was the one before then that was it you know this is

very you know what this is very anti-climactic you fucking bitch I hate you for this why do you hate me I was excited even we're gonna look up all this shit love me very raptor Viriraptor Virir Val Valdo raptor I think it was a Valdo raptor thing I'm legit unhappy with you why you didn't even have the right dread not fucking correct yeah didn't have that's insane okay so what are you gonna do for the new one let's come up with that life you you can then I'll

make art for it I'll try you can come up with the name if you want no you have to come for the name no no what's your favorite what's your favorite wait my favorite not is dread not us how do you spell not is this is just you it's dreadnet it's dread not except for you guys I didn't put the you in it for the entire time I know done hey dreadnet us but the way does it stay that when Brad gets it no go away he can rename it yeah I'm still getting shit from this

because I can't I don't have anything like logged in can't log the fucking what kind of dinosaur is little foot little foot you know that show that kids show long neck the lamb before time yeah what's his name little foot yeah I think so little foot I think he's a little food this is land before time characters yeah his name is little foot yeah his name was little foot but yeah little spiked ducky Sarah little foot Petrie I love Petrie he's a flying guy who's the

Petrie he's like oh his pterodactyl was my first one which was the iPhone 12 I hate you now it was something rafter chomper oh yeah chomper no chomper no no yeah yeah sorry let's find out which ones these are little foot seven minutes over Wi-Fi cool what he was a brontosaurus a brocchiosaurus he's one of those long neck motherfuckers yeah long neck rename it to this brocchiosaurus brontosaurus because I have a long phone no cuz you got a long neck wait no wait

so okay so we figured it out pterodactyl it was pterodactyl then dreadnodus dreadnodus but I said dreadnots for some reason it's got the fucking you what is it chomper chomper is a little like t-rex then let's see Sarah Sarah's triceratops yeah yeah of course well I want to see what the fuck is that way go to ducky Paris a fossil fossil Petrie no Petrie Petrie was a fly pterodactyl yeah okay spike spike is probably a it doesn't say what is he a

stagiosaurus stegosaurus stegosaurus chomper was a transaurus and what's the last one keep going keep going what are you reading shut up ruby of avaraptor an avaraptor oh which one is ruby ruby she's the oh this one is probably that one yeah avaraptor nah I feel like the only cool ones are like pterodactyls velociraptors those are the big ones they're all right there you know I'm not where oh I'm fucking stupid doesn't it's like someone's burning something outside now it smells like it

now I was like what is it oh a paradigm it's so nasty triceratops what is a what is it a a pato source what is an apatosaurus oh that's the the long you're hitting motherfucker what's this little guy I don't know spike no that's like the great big green one is spike what's who's ducky ducky's probably that's ducky that's ducky well then go to that little one is duck then go to the no no no no no there you go oh ooh Sarah Loffus a Sarah Loffus Sarah Sarah Lufus Sarah Lufus meaning lizard

crest lizard crest that you should even lizard crest no that's not that's not a dinosaur that's a good title name lizard crest right down brother there's so many dinosaur names it's insane and a lot of them are hard to say and they're complicated yeah it has to be something you can pronounce easily it can't be yeah that's why I chose like easier ones you mean like dreadnaughts yeah yeah easy different out there like dreadnaughts hey look done it's my phone and I'll

have to go to the store I thought I told you I thought I had to go to let me call you oh hold on dude everything's being downloaded at one time just let it finish just put it down let it finish and then I'll call you once it's all set up use the iPhone when sharing your location your current using dreadnaughts use this phone use this phone oh no worst case you can always stop either on the way back like it's on your way yeah list of land before time character you ever watch that show growing up

before time yeah 100% oh shit wait what am I waiting for let's do this oh my god I don't like these things I don't like when they do these pre-installed bullshit what like oh they download a bunch of apps you don't want the pre-installed like Apple store I don't want the Apple store remove the famous garage band don't care about that either types garage band I movie get rid of that don't care about that shit either keynote don't care about that one

either delete T Rex was tiny yeah he was chomp no he's chopper no T Rex was tiny like in terms of dinosaur size like look at these dinosaurs T Rex is like in the middle it's not very big at all that's he rex is in the middle look at the tallest one is the the long neck yeah little alright let's let's see some pictures continue happy learning hello friends happy learning video today we're going to talk about some animals

that existed some animals five million years ago we're gonna find your animal I'm sure you've heard about the dinosaurs and I'm certain you know what this makes me reminds me of is like the little videos before a ride at Disney oh yeah the music on the shit wait hold on transfer from iOS device transfer your account and messages history from an old iOS device okay bring your old phone nearby make sure your Wi-Fi and Bluetooth are enabled and scan the QR isn't

this supposed to be a simple process what isn't Apple supposed to be the simple phone no I'm not sending a thing because you have a watch you have to like pair your new watch or pair your watch with it now I'm gonna pair a lot of new shit you have disconnected your watch from yours first I can just do that right now but I'm saying I wonder if that's something you should have done yeah you're right I'm gonna learn about dinosaurs can you work on this and

shut up about it yeah sure I'm gonna come for the new name for you but not everything that is told in these films is correct so if you don't mind let's find out what they are really like and how they lived the first thing we need to understand is that people and dinosaurs never live together okay the dinosaurs yeah this is not about types of dinosaurs here we go types of dinosaurs 15 of the main types of there we go to here could we possibly coexist with the

great dinosaurs no will they eat us or will we be able to tame them like other people eat us well that's a question that we might never know all the same dinosaurs are truly fascinating creatures that have definitely peaked the interest of mankind okay come on with that in mind how many types of dinosaurs do you think existed the answer might be a bit more complicated than you tend to imagine nonetheless finding the types of tyrannosaurs hey there you go

tyrannosaurs look at that fucking monster damn I do this fucking feast so what's the rate it rate it from like one to ten tyrannosaurs on the scale of one to ten yes you can like keep track of what your preferences are one right now I guess okay come on dude you're telling me that guy isn't ballin that's a cool looking dinosaur looks like a philosopher after though but it's like a mix between a velociraptor and a cousin valid what the fuck I'm just gonna do

without I'm gonna register without an account fuck it who gives a fuck just like the tyrannosaurs the sauropods were also the true giants that dominated the dinosaur damn some of the sauropods could grow up to 1000 feet anyway up to 100 tons you would easily identify the sauropods yeah that's fucking bullshit the long next thick squat bodies long next the sauropods unlike the tyrannosaurs they were dominant herbivore oh this is talking

about like categories of dinosaurs maybe that's we have to pick a category first so which category do you want to pay those horny motherfuckers look cool these ones Sarah toposians of their entire body the seratopsians seratopsians even some very common types of dinosaurs such as the pentacera tops whoa pentacera tops that's cool fuck pentacera tops that sounds really dope such as the pentacera tops pentacera tops it was noted that the seratopsians actually have a comparable size to the

modern-day elephants and cattle however the proto seratops that are in the Cretaceous period most commonly generally weighed only a few hundreds of pounds in previous times the earliest Asian varieties most Asian raptors happened to be some of the most feared dinosaurs that exist in the messozoic era these dinosaurs are also known as Dromaea source and happen to be Dromaea source yo that is cool drop they are counted as part of the dinosaur family that is

referred to as the dino birds you will distinguish okay I just I mean can we not there's no way that's not the show title which one here counted as part of the dinosaur family Dromaeo source as the dino birds dino birds that's the show title right there folks an estimated 5.2 guys will be downloaded onto oh god you will distinguish the raptors from the other categories of dinosaurs because of their grasping their bipedal posture as well as their hands that have

three fingers in addition these dinosaurs have larger brains than the average size the most popular categories of raptors include Velasiraptor Deinonychus and the Utah Raptor theropods theropods Utah Raptor you don't like that one you can skip it theropods you don't like it nope skip it okay on to nope Titanosaur that's cool Titanosaurs Titanosaurs that's a cool ass name the sorrel pods mark the end of the golden age of the Jurassic period they're just long next a time when the multi-ton

that's a little far right there multi-ton just imagine that you were you weighed yeah but I tons but Terry a ton is only two thousand pounds multi tons man elephants elephants are multi-ton yeah you know what I mean but they don't have walls they don't have long ass next to drafts that's a giraffe how much is a giraffe way I don't know look at up a lot of this was commencing some of the sorrel pods such as Apatosaurus and Brachiosaurus had

gone extinct hence being replaced by the infamous Titanosaurs they're characterized by their large size as well as the fact that they are plant eaters they have tough scales all right yay or nay on this category Titanosaurs no mm all right on to Ankylosaurus Ankylosaurus Ankylosaurus you and I and I like these guys they look like I do like those they're like the little hammer on their butt yeah what's the name animal for a giraffe

yeah what's the name of the animal that has like a hard back like this the spiky one isn't there an animal that an armadillo thank you this happened to be one of the last standing dinosaurs about 65 no that's right that's what I was thinking I know I'm just saying like an armadillo what do you think about these guys ankle ankylosaurus yay or nay nay or yay you got a vote on it brother thoughts Ankylosaurus is yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah write that down

Ankylosaurus I guess I don't have to go to the store I did they are gentle as well as slow-witted or bivorous dinosaur hey that's you Terry slow-witted wait you could just do it this way they have chapters on this fucking side we don't even whoa what are pro hold on hold on one third dinosaur one at a time one at a time you know feather me brother feather me there was a missing link oh come on that's cool that's cool shit yeah yeah

put those in there they're all pods also they had an interesting mixture of birdlike and dinosaur like features some of the recently unearthed feather dinosaurs have been preserved exquisitely they include the synonythosaurus what I know it's that these those are the spiny bitches yeah you don't want them chain prosaura pods with the ability to walk on fours and two's are versatile unique species they actually occupied a parallel branch in the

early evolution I kind of like these guys what's more they also supplemented their vegetarian diet with a bit of meat from small creatures you know I'll say hey Terry you know I'll sucks a bit of meat me you're me in my mouth that's a great show title a bit of meat yeah it says a wait hold on my bed just tell me when you're done downloading and I'll I'll text you I'm ready oh you did I messaged you on signal already that's message on non-signal because signal is

not necessarily I forgot number I forgot that it says only 60 Hertz can you go to your signal please yeah yes I want to verify this is you what do you mean oh verify safety number because it's the new phone my number scan me or I extend you wait through how do you need to confirm me but just just do this no how do I fucking confirm are you in signal yeah settings what do I do give me your phone okay I don't know how to I don't know

what to do was that it hold on was that it are we verified this fucking air drop thing when I come close it wants to touch oh we want yeah so like these numbers are all the same Terry okay so now we're now we know that we're talking to each other oh I didn't I thought we were already talking to each other hey hey we were thank God but now we're verified I'll thank God oh man I got a sign into all my new fucking what I decided to all my work shit okay why is

that a big deal I don't like signing wait what's your cell phone number oh fuck is that your number yeah I hate I don't know why I have it under home I've had under home forever for you it's whatever it doesn't do anything hello hello hi how are you fuck off okay goodbye hey you don't have to go to the store Terry I don't but I do need to turn off something in here are you happy about that yeah so you can go to here you

go to charging and then you can set a limit yeah but what you need to do that on mine no why it's only it was like it's like 15 it's 15 and beyond it's not like it's just a feature in the software correct your shirt your shirt and I can't do it sure and do it where do I go go to battery wait wait wait I forgot this fucking shit only has 60 Hertz oh god it sucks it just feels slower it just feels like oh you can you can I'll get used to you can tell the difference

where is it privacy battery Terry you got a battery then what good battery health and battery yeah battery health and charging yep and then what oh doesn't exist that's fucking stupid but what you need to do is I need to go find where's privacy and privacy and security what you need to do is you need to go down here you had a privacy and security and then you go to this is just a tip for everybody tracking or location services right here

okay so click it let's go all the way down yeah go to system services okay and then what you want to do is you want to click off significant locations what is that so significant locations was when is something to do with your battery and it's like a trusted site so like like a place that you visit a lot what do you mean so it's not locations allows an iPhone and iCloud to connect to different devices to learn places significant to you in order to provide

an useful location related information and maps and calendars oh that's why it tells me this the grocery store like you want to go to the grocery store and like knows yes look look because you've been there a lot yeah so I have no records on this phone but you needed this to use optimized battery you have to have it on yes so to use to use optimized battery because it will stop what so optimized battery is a thing inside Amazon or not Amazon inside Apple where you're at like

a safe location so it knows where you're at so it would only go to like 80% stop why does it need this on to do that huh why does it because it recognizes your safe location and then if you're at a safe location it only charges to 80 if you had a safe location like at home say for instance at home it'll charge to 80 because it knows your phone's next to you if you're at like say like a store a different person's house yeah it would have charged to a hundred so keep it on

so you can find it it's just a it's like a draining battery thing I'm turning this off I'm just letting you know that I didn't know about this setting at all you're welcome thank you yeah I don't like this I'm turning it off because now turn like so I'm turning off significance now because what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go to my battery you go to your battery right here so now you see how I can turn I'm gonna turn optimized battering off because it says when the

charging limit is set to a hundred that allows the iPhone to wait to finish charging past 80% so just waits so what so since I have this rocker this like switching thing I'm just gonna go to 90 to save my battery life on my phone or 85 you know I thought that I had all the privacy settings figured out oh I just want you know I had that one so on if you if you haven't you have advanced data protection turned on I don't know where that is so the privacy to yeah it's

called advanced data protection it makes tears anything that's stored in the in there in there on their servers and 10 like encrypted but you have to like have the backup key written down because if you lose it they literally know I don't know yeah I remember that I don't do that oh because I'm afraid that I might lose the key okay so that's why I don't do it yeah that way I did that like as soon as I went about it I obviously you know I'm a terrible person at heart so

just make just write down the backups and have multiple backups I can't you don't trust yourself no I'll lose it you have no personal responsibility correct okay let's move let's finish this dinosaur thing but if you want to know some things to turn off for like a battery thing which I will we can watch it after we're done potting I'm sorry after we're done potting okay so dinosaurs we can still yeah we just talked about it no but I want to I want to show you

now or after after so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna say it now so then people can if they're still listening to this fucking show like look it up because it's actually really it's called I don't know there's two things what I did there's a guy named Brandon butch that I watch about I like Apple stuff a lot and he just did one 27 like settings you need to change on your phone which is good and then there's another guy that I just found the other day which

was Payette forward that's what his name is and he has an iOS 18 settings to turn off and I turned him off they're mostly like battery saving things and also privacy things and it when I had my phone like I was in when I'm at work sometimes I'm in like a room I don't have any cell service and after turned off a bunch of those things on my phone I got cell service inside my that little like in my little like office and I can listen to music while I'm like doing

stuff how would battery and privacy settings change your service that doesn't make any sense because it's constantly running in the background refreshing things oh so it's using less bandwidth yeah so you have more bandwidth for listening to important shit yeah like music got it dinosaurs sure evolved from the soropods you want prosaura pods on the list yeah prosaura pods are good prosaura pods okay I like how we're finding my name for my phone

well yes a big deal Terry you fucked up dreadnoughts yeah they're yes we got to make sure you get this right prosaura pods prosaura pods okay we got ankle sorus feather dentisters and prosaura pods which one do you want to go to feather feather birds feather birds yeah okay so back for those giraffes I lied about the weight let's see here they said they can weigh up to like 1800 pounds I think yeah 1800 pounds it's like an adult oh wait here the average weight for an adult

male is 2600 pounds and an average weight for a female is 1800 pounds that's not giraffes giraffes can weigh like over a ton but close to a ton over a ton okay but not two times no over a ton okay like a ton like a ton in a quarter right types types types I want like a list with pictures I mean yeah this is not ideal you're on yeah just do a list you did types type in list for cheese like the word list works you mean if I tack the word list I might get a list you might get a list here we go

meet the feather dinosaurs of the messa zoic era messa ooh okay we got number one we got Albert Albert Tong Albert claws Albert and Nicos hell yeah well second Albert oh Albert oh Albert and Nicos Albert and I guess of Alva Cesar's that's cool Alva Cesar's Sosaurus Alva Sosaurus Alva Reds Sosaurus Alva Rassaurus Alva Rassaurus okay that's cool what's that guy that guy looks like a fucking skunk and chovy and she or Ness and that's okay

on the stupid name though a your own no that's a fucking kids drum is it not it is I like this guy oh oh this is the Arcterics bird Archeopterics oh this is the bird that they made their logo after I remember reading a story about this feather bird brother they're a feather bird the feather in it yeah that's the literally the Arcterics bird oh yeah I'll show you right fucking now no no I'm so excited the Arcterics bird Arcterics bird I got a pee I'm gonna

take a quick break one to grab another beverage yes let's take a break pee break when does it come in and like a couple seconds oh no all my passwords I have to remember oh no that's not good don't you have a password manager I do so you don't have to remember your passwords but I have to remember my password to get on that password manager wait oh shit you don't remember it I did no way wait do you have it to where when you open your password manager app it will unlock via

any method other than your master password no I still have to type it in every single time not every single time it remembers it yeah that's not to feed the purpose though kind of her well you like you have a the only way for me to get in is that master password every single time yeah no matter what yeah yeah yeah yeah so like it seems kind of the whole defeats all purpose no no I have a master one and then it logs me out but then also just like I use face ID I just

use face ID oh see I don't do that because you're you're scared yeah you're not scared I haven't had face ID turned on on my phone for like a year oh really like period I can't unlock my phone with any biometrics I don't know I'm not too I like to make it hard for my phone to be accessed yeah very privacy oriented yes you are all right we got to finish this Terry we got to get finished your birds about this one Arista suckers it is Arista suckers that's perfect for you huh

wait Aristo suckers we go down suckers suges noble crocodile dude Aristo suges cheers me write that down please write that down that that's that's number one so far cheers oh I thought we're cheers in the fucking retarded I have no shame saying that right now dude I thought you were like loose miss smelly dude I thought you were saying I thought you were saying toast into this like I move this so we can I know but when I'm saying to you is like

Arista suckers there's another there's a video of this like these two ladies and then she smells amazing she she picks up her plate from like breakfast and then the other lady like toast her like plate she's like oh I don't know we're doing this and like toast and she's like what are you doing take the toast or some shit or take the potatoes or something like that can you look it up for really fast what am I typing in look up like two women take the potatoes see if you can

find it is this the is this the one that you were trying right now it smells nice hey fuck off Siri why did that come on that was really fast I didn't even say the keyword can I hear you word what's the key what is a keyword like not the keyword s Siri yeah the oh you're active if you say hey Siri hey Siri yeah oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit I don't like it because I don't like it I only have it when I push the button because I don't like it to activate like

that scroll down it's like a they're toasting plates they're like toast plates and then like toast plates take the potatoes not that one they'd be there it is right there hey Terry you know what before you said that's it right there I saw that picture and I knew it was it I played this on here before I think oh great not as funny as you made it out to be I know but I know okay arrest a suckas what am I right that one down that's a contender that's that's that's

number one right now arrest a suckas wait I should write it down so do you use in your yeah I'm writing I'm writing the categories you write down the finalists for actual names for your phone I want I need our aristo suckas hold on I need to I need to write this down I need some I need some damn I suck okay wait hold on I I need I need to have this print okay we'll get a spell it correctly R a r s t o s u h or ch us hold on that is that right in there

arrest us yes that is correct ooh this smells nice is it good too that's lovely you know we haven't done one of these in a while where we tasted alcohol that's pretty mmm that's mellow mmm like it all right mmm it's a small it's a crocodile it's a Greek it's like a pangolin kind of like a penguin in space all right moving on a zebra of the memis a v memis now I'm how many fuck it no dude look how many there's 77 birds well just go out pictures how about that yeah I would go out pictures keep

going no no there are tonic is keep going oh crystal notes Kero steno tease Kero synod I can't pronounce yeah good point you have to pronounce it yeah city patty look look at the pronunciation city patty that's good that's a good one hold on look at the pronunciation see city potty yeah city patty city patty yeah city but it's like silly putty but city patty I keep going from corrector no no no no no keep going keep going keep going I've seen those before turrets

elliptics too much oh that bird looks dope yeah but so I do pronounce okay right yeah to order to pronounce yeah I need a spider is a really hard to pronounce oh giganto raptor that's cool they don't look cool these are birds where's that way we'll go back up that's like go be V tour go be vanader go be a nader go go be vanader it looks like Chewbacca a bird Chewbacca maybe what maybe that was hapla chyrus no hapla Keras hapla Keras hapla Keras no dad do does a long

tail like a monkey no hyena pronounced hi you wanna hi you wanna how you wanna hoax yuck nas no that's too much inside of our store in size of a source in size of a source is it too hard to say yeah oh igna insignia ingenia ingenia I keep going keep going oh hard to say yeah genie fang keep going keep going I keep double clicking dude they're two foot long and ten pounds no con con mongolian for lord oh that's cool

Koi Koi oh no then heneekis Lin have a nutaur who what is this how do you pronounce this my carousel is my carousel is my carousel is maca laca maha kala maha kala may may that's stupid that's stupid yeah a microventor we already went through this what we saw that before ooh a monocous stupid no no no whoa no I thought that was their neck whoa we've wait we know those ones whoa they look like nine tails yeah I was about to say that or like

like two of the EV evolution yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah nine tails was an evolution of the volpics no yeah volpics the little fox that's no volpics was volpics no it's not volpics the volpics evolved into nine tails is it volpics yeah volpics into nine tails but this looks like you know they had the fire the water for EV this looks like the the dark one maybe embryo oh no not embryo such as an E electron and barion or something volpics volpics and nine

tails are the evolutions but what volpics wrong but I spoke this one looks like the dark EV evolution all this gonna be crazy embryon and I'm gonna tails no I'm talking about the EV evolutions the EV you know who EV is yeah yeah yeah nine tails is an evolution of volpics but EV this looks like the dark evolution of hold on hold on I got you I'm on this like this weird cool thing hold on I got you I think it's embryon EV

but I'm Breon not embryo I'm Breon and look I'm Breon kind of flurry on looks like I'm Breon holy crap can we go to I we got to go to the next list of yeah I picked I picked two good ones list of ink and kilosaur the only downfall is like there's so many fucking animals wait wait wait go down down right there just do the ten largest ink leosaurus top ten just do it here yep hit it hit it because it might give us names so it should be easy oh there we go there's

no pictures though fuck me I can't pronounce any of those oh holy shit no this is not ideal oh there we go no dogs fossil wiki fandom dyno pedia I felt we should be on yeah yeah yeah it's a fandom thing but whatever oh we just need pictures and names though that's all we need the it's not gonna give us any back up back up back up back up go up go up go up go up do images yeah and go to that one this one yeah then we just yeah there's no way I can

pronounce those it's in Russian I can't I can't even see it it's too blurry there's some right there what's that one Polacan this was like gala stona gas gastona gas don't yeah hey Sarah Pell me me me not stupid I feel like if you're gonna go at this one it just needs to be ankylosaurus just like the base name because this is this guy's a boss right here so write down ankylosaurus ankylo sorus sa you are us are us oh that's the same mistake you

made with the fucking dreadnought is you miss it you using there okay so yeah all right cool pro seropods pro seropods pro seropods well we really been spending a lot of time on this shit this is cool though I like this who doesn't whoever doesn't like dinosaurs gonna go fuck themselves whoa they're like long hated beard man that dude has six legs whoa here we go oh this is ideal oh dude he's a transaurus Rex whoa look at that dude oh Carnotaurus that was in one of

the newer your favorite movie what's called just yeah they had a Caronataurus that Eva these are fucking cool spinosaurus the Eva pterosaurs Eva minus this is fucking sick they've amemus lemurs Eva memis the dude with the fukita that's a dumbass name though avaraptor Na Shia go a source yeah that dude looks cool he looks like a sloth hey a guanadan a guanadan a guanadan a guanadan is a guanadan is good I like that one oh you didn't you never been there before have you but can you get

rid of this is the name of the this is the type of the dinosaur that's in the dinosaur ride in the Disney world a guanadan yeah the at the animal kingdom park that dinosaur ride you like go after an a guanadan you're like tracking an a guanadan to rescue him all right you taraptor for X for X for X is kind of cool for X is cool all right for X crater source anklosaurus I think spinosaurus dude spinosaurus is fire spinosaurus I like spinosaurus a lot

okay spinosaurus wait do you write down vorax yeah okay vorax spinosaurus and then whatever else you have what are the let's say you read them back what do we have I got and you have to pronounce them to pick them is it artesuckus this one Arista suckers Arista suckers Arista sucus I think that's cool though city pity city party city pity city patty hey cherry city patty you can't even pronounce the simple one Arista sucus Arista sucus city patty

anklosaurus anklosaurus anklosaurus guanadan no or X and spinosaurus in my opinion I think it's a it's a it's a three-way battle how about this Arista suckers go up go to anklosaurus and a spinal make a new tap make a new tap make a new tab what am I looking up you're gonna type in spin the wheel and then we're gonna type you're gonna type in these names it would be the first one right folks we're coming down to the wire here and then you just commande

inside there no no no be inside the box and then type in the names sucus city anklie no no no city city patty no we're not picking the one that's why it's getting it it's because I'm picking no city patty that's not a choice that's a good choice I thought we went over this you really want to put city patty on the city patty so we got sucus city patty city patty like one ad on anklie we'll call them anklie ankles yeah guanadan just put them all in there fuck

it guan iguan a guanadan you don't want to go around that's stupid all right take guanadan spinal spinal source yeah so yeah okay so this is it we have five choices go up to the top where it says shuffle to get a couple times oh it's a like and then spin it the last one surviving wins wait what do I do just spin the wheel I thought noise what's it doing oh anklie is out oh this is taking them out yeah you're just gonna hit remove

no that's the winner no this is as you have a winner no no it's the last one standing is the winner now go to the now go okay why do you do this why not just pick the first one because it's stupid you're stupid no no suckers you should just make suckers man see I'm telling you city patty came in a shuffle yeah yeah hit a shuffle a little bit there you go city patty oh not forax I think spino is cool though all right it's down to city patty and

spino spinosaurus yeah spinosaurus spinosaurus all right come on I told you're gonna get city come on spino I told you you're gonna get city patty oh no I'm getting city patty you're gonna use it no I'm using spino you should use suckers suckers Archer suckers so what's your what's the decision I think I'm gonna use suckers Arista suckers Arista suckers that's got a fun little like fun little flavor at the end our wrist to suckers you can say suckers you like

suckers about oh it changed my name to yeah it converts everything Terry yep it's no longer it's gonna be our art to suckers Arista suckers is it a wrist to suckers read your fucking word bitch you wrote it down to fuck you on me for goddamn Arista suckers can you make sure I spoke that right oh my god I don't know you have it in front of you Arista suckers I think that's right AR I STO SUH US no SUCH yeah SUCH sorry US US yeah Arista suckers it's

really Arista suckers if you want to pronounce it correctly but I know I like suckers that me too all right cool there we go ladies and gentlemen Arista suckers as the name of my phone we spent 40 minutes doing that I love it I love it man I love it so you're all you're all set up now it's working yeah everything's everything's back I just have to sign into everything again it's a camera good Jesus you want me to take a picture of you no take a picture of the

fucking wall the wall you want to take a picture of the fucking wall yeah it's wrong with you now there's like some new things inside the camera feature I'm trying to like this is weird I click this button even though it's not called a button it's a fucking the camera thing the camera thing so you think and it goes into it right can you can you actually before I buy this phone sure can you check like in the settings is it possible to disable like the buttons just

if I was curious about it this is kind of weird can you check that please it's kind of weird please please please please stay still stay still stay still don't move slow down baby true don't want to do a mood I want to do some vibrance take me oh no I don't like that I want you to see if I can turn that button off why are you talking like this that's very weird of you standard amber gold rose gold neutral well cool cold I'm gonna do vibrant feel like you're a vibrant person give me something

a shot oh that's a good picture I mean that's a cool picture that's stupid you think that's stupid I think you're a thug we're looking for I want to see in the settings can you like disable that button or disable the action button like you know what I mean the action button well not the action button I want to see if you can like make it so that camera button does not actually button you can change the action button no I want the camera button can you disable the camera button the new button

for the camera camera that can you just like go out looking dog chill the fuck out into the settings I'm in the fucking camera settings I don't see it I don't see it what the fuck are you doing over there just wait I'm gonna play this on the phone some weird shit I don't think you can I hope one of my two ISO suffices we always like you be a no I'm not I'm not well here I go that was some weird shit that's hail dog that's that's hail dog that's hail dog I don't think you can

is there an AI section in the settings now no because it's not even out yet can you turn it off I would assume you can but it's not even out yet but is there like is there a provisional area for the AI settings under Siri but there's no like general set area yeah there's no yeah history history history history I was looking up Caitlyn Clark today the basketball player yeah what about her oh she got rookie of the year oh yeah yeah is that how cool isn't she like

hella good though doesn't isn't that make sense I mean she was she is no she is good she was expected to get it or no she was well she was expected to didn't the other girl like break her leg or something who is in contingent for it or something I heard a wrist oh the other person who is gonna be a rookie angel Reese angel Reese wasn't there a different girl who like broke her leg or something that was also a rookie I don't know no I feel like I saw something on

news thing about WNBA rookie broke oh here's my other one leg I had it I had another one right here here there's my other one oh wait that's my computer no it's not there's this one what am I looking at the source China does chin chin to source yeah what is that I don't you think that was a previous to my I think that's a previous device yeah because yeah I think that was a previous one WNBA rookie injured was Angel Reese black who Angel Reese is she black lady she is yes she out for a

season after wrist injury it says yeah that's what I was saying like she yeah this girl no no this girl this girl got no ACL or something this is what I saw this girl do you know her I don't know her this girl she's like really tall oh did she break something right there she tore a seal and then she's out right there wait hold on I just thought at the end

four of the five starters have already made a basket yes she's fucked watch she knows she's hurt I think she played oh god damn I hate seeing people live off the office I think she was part of the I think she was she a rookie of the year contender no I didn't see anything I don't like any of it lost her footing I didn't see anything yeah this this can you go back she's got out I think go no no no go to the like that yeah okay she like stepped on her

toe yeah she like roll like was took a step and then put her toe down and then Cameron Brink was her name yeah she was part of the she she was part of the Hawkeyes Hawkeyes I don't know what that means oh she was no she was from Stanford no she wasn't in contention there's no way oh I saw that she got hurt no not Cameron pray son I tore an ACL by the way that knee bucked oh man prayers up for prank no she wasn't in contention it was like

Caitlin Clark and that other girl Angel Reese why is Caitlin Clark such a big deal because she's like she broke like a bunch of records records as a woman in college or something in college and men's records as well she broke men's records she broke Steph Curry's three record in college like overall so I just feel like I've never heard of the WNBA like ever until this past year and it just everywhere it's like Caitlin Clark Caitlin Clark by the way recently I

just went to one I went to my first WNBA game yeah in Seattle to a storm game so that are they good mm-hmm did Caitlin Clark play there yeah when you were there no I saw the fuck well you asked if she played there then she has yes I would care about when you were there dude oh no I saw the aces you'll give me your wallet okay I want to feel it it's just high it looks cool it's just high okay now tell me what happened at the stadium we played the aces what's the

ace Las Vegas aces are they good yeah they're the reigning champions hmm they it's pretty thin yeah got cash no but you can you can have cash in there mighty wallet yep it's a good wallet it's just Tyvek wallet what's Tyvek look at it I was like the house wrap shit yeah it's just a hard yeah Tyvek you wrap the house in it yeah this is a strong material so who is there who is famous is anyone famous besides her yeah I don't know anybody

Asia Wilson Asia Wilson Asia Asia a Asia apostrophe jar Ja Wilson Wilson Asia Wilson she's a good player she's the best player oh what team is she's on Las Vegas Las Vegas she's the best player in the league yeah she won her third MVP that's cool yeah she's like a really good player she's 28 cool and then you have Kelsey Plum Kelsey Plum mm-hmm she played at you don't these people's names oh she's kind of hot she walks really weird just throwing that out

there oh she looks weird in that photo she's hot though here stupid she walks weird yeah she walks really weird she walks like she has a stick up her ass I'm not what team is she on she's on that she's on Las Vegas like when she runs she like looks she has a stick up her ass I'm not joking brother let's watch let's watch let's watch you want to watch no I just because you said which one is she that one number 10 oh she shot the ball yeah she when she runs she looks like she's a stick of her ass

and this is her at the ball yeah she just runs like a stick of her ass I don't know like right there just runs like a stick of her I don't know that I agree with that who else how do you know these people Deanna Deanna Diana to see to Rusey yeah her Tarasi Diana Tarasi I've heard a sue bird before she on the storm no she's retired she was on the storm and then you got was her and was that like Brianna Stewart I think it's with the Brianna Stewart sorry Brianna

Stewart I might be stupid yeah Brianna Stewart oh she's not hot no I mean she probably attracted to someone you got the white Mamba who's that type in white Mamba white Mamba Mamba wait Mamba that's not the way Mamba I don't know that's definitely she's on she's on the she's on that's a dude that's it I forgot what she he's she's on it's not her Vanessa Bryant oh Deanna Tarasi is the way I'm it's not no it's not her let's go down

forgot what she plays on of who she plays for I just saw her go back a couple of like slides go back go back she's like right there this person mm-hmm so look up damn she got fucked up that not her her right at the bottom of your screen I forgot what her name what's that earthquakes quakes New York quakes look up New York quakes earthquakes no that's not gonna be right New York to be NBA no works links Liberty New York Liberty maybe it's not the Liberty that is not like like no oh

wait that's a girl that hurt forgot her name here is young scroll up and sqe and sqe that's what he just said no it's her that girl I think that's the NS is it in sqe yeah in sqe I forgot her name but you know Sabrina in sqe yep oh she's like a good three-point she's a good three-point shooter yeah hmm who else forgot what her name was Dana are all these people famous because of a plate Clay Clay Caitlin Clark no these are all these are

all famous basketball players before but but then now more famous because of Caitlin like would you say don't they have way more viewership now because of her yeah no I mean I would say you think Seattle's gonna get the NBA team back are you talking about like for men's yeah I thought I saw something about they were bringing it back games start with the D you know like well she's kind of attractive Elena Deladong done Deladong Elena del e now e or LLE sorry do yeah

here whoa that's a way last last name are there many hot girls and I remember her is she attracted she's wearing a mask or something no it's just your face no she has a mask on yeah Deladong just got something on her face oh not just that it's like an ear no that's that's a man's yeah it's all your nose what's that what's her name Brianna's not Brianna Stewart what's that girl that dunks that little tall girl I got captured in Russia for a while oh I can't think of her

name right now it's gonna kill me not Brittany yeah I mean Brittany Grimer Griner Griner Brittany Griner she's not attractive at all she looks like a lesbian are there many hot girls I'm pretty sure there is you just thought Kelsey Plum was hot that's one no I don't know man that's that's up for your discretion not mine what team is Caitlin Clark on fever Indiana fever let's see let's see Mike's being picky he also is picky if you say you're not

picky you are picky Caitlin Clark is kind of attractive in her own way roster I mean that's where I would go Kelsey Mitchell Nalisa Smith Christie Wallace Victor Victoria she's kind of attractive to Aliyah Boston forward center she's probably big oh she's hot like the whole she's cheese on way too hard she's kind of hot she can't pay money dog did she who's this girl who's this girl she's six one fucking people are so tall she just caked on makeup and that picture

caked on it looks not good huh I don't know dude yeah that's the thing about NBA girls is they're so fucking tall you know what I mean I think I think that's that she was like hell I'll tell us how tall is Caitlin Clark I think she's like six foot or something yeah look it up she's the other shit oh I just closed the town my god dude just close oh my god crying your fucking river close time where is she where is she how do I go back go back hit the back button dumb dumb

scroll down six oh yeah six foot she told her in you they're all taller than us you fucking weird oh that's I'm saying true Erica wheelers 5-7 oh that's insane how does that work dude that's one girl is that's a good title everyone's tall she looks like a thug she's thugging oh she's the same age as us oh she's all this fuck she's wait she weighs how much I got to you she's like our same weight well not my not your weight cuz you're fucking thick I'm

she only has eight years of experience in there maybe she played in other leagues before okay I'm just I was curious cuz like she's the same age as us like you think you'd have like ten years at least yeah oh wait go scroll down holy shit six five scroll down scroll down can you go back to her really fast scroll down please scroll the fuck this girl down this girl which is from us okay undrafted free agent undrafted free who became the first ever undrafted player

to all star oh play to win the all star MVP oh good for her yeah but the all star MVP doesn't mean shit but she was undrafted yeah which makes it a bigger deal I guess it's like the same thing with fucking what's his name fucking Tom Brady Thomas Tom Brady was like this girl is cool as six round pick oh my god just like a cat so she's so like it's crazy being born in 1999 isn't it hey just minus one from the year so she's 23 25

wait no it's 24 24 plus one 25 no she's not 25 you minus one what you minus one don't you minus one from what 99 no minus one from what 99 what's the year to this year 24 so she'd be 23 so not you're so stupid how am I not stupid that's correct it's 2024 so 24 yeah that's so right 24 minus one no it's 23 23 would be 2001 no we would yes it would I just have to slow let you come to the realization that you're retarded you're just so convinced that you're

right I thought I was oh that's not really teams there's like 12 teams how many teams on the NBA women's NBA teams you were just on it you 12 Las Vegas New York Washington Seattle Atlanta Minnesota Chicago Connecticut Dallas wait Los Angeles there's 12 there's 12 teams and yet Seattle has a team but the NBA is like a fuck ton of teams and we don't have a team with the fuck we talk about we have a team out of only 12 but yet for the NBA we don't and there's like

a million teams in that league there's like 30 or some shit yeah we should get 30 teams like you think Seattle would have a team we do have a team not in NBA oh you see what I'm saying yes you like if we have a team in here we have a female soccer team too so crazy you think Seattle would have I guess Portland though it's kind of close there but there's no Portland on there yeah I'm thinking NBA I guess like people in

Oregon root for the Seahawks in football and then like people in our state root for the other trailblazers in basketball playing right now the trailblazers not the sea chickens the trailblazers no the sea chickens what's the sea chicken Seahawks see chickens see chickens yeah they're playing right now are they good they're winning they're winning today yeah 17 to 3 right now are they like top top top I think they're 3 and 0 if they win this they've already had three weeks

of football yeah dude well really yeah regular yeah we're on week 3 dog so we're 2 and 0 not we I mean the sea right now the Seahawks are 2 and I guess your phone fuck no I want to hold it okay can I like push buttons sure just I want you to open I want you to play a video on here here oh vibrant hey how to action button yeah just turn it doesn't do anything it turns to silent hold for silent well I like that so you don't accidentally go to

silent I'm gonna hold it and then you hold it again and it rings picture okay now can you make can you play a video or something I want to see how big that screen is yeah yeah just like any video on YouTube or something okay no allow you to define your device on local networks no oh I gotta sign in give me a second no that's like the last thing I want I want to see on that phone before you leave is like how does the actual like watching a

video look because that to me is the really only reason for that phone to be worth getting because like basically you're carrying around a big ass phone yeah the whole day and like if it's not good for video then it defeats the whole purpose let's see I have here I mean that's pretty big was that is that not big you know I want to look at it so I saw this something on my here hold it up yeah I remember I mean it's definitely nice shut up I just

don't know is it that much bigger oh dude watch how he keeps the phone out with that he takes the blade watch this this is so I know I know what he does Jimmy rig why does he he puts the blade on it to flick it open that's yeah cuz he's about to fuck it up I see I'm not convinced that this is like big enough bigger of a screen to be valuable I don't know it's hard to say well how's it feel in the hand I feels great but I mean like I'm just looking forward to

having the phone be lighter the pros are so fucking heavy well I guess if we go to Apple's home you're an apple really fast we looked at this in the last time I think we looked at the way but we can look at the weight again this way how do you compare shit why they make it so fucking intrusive to fucking like let me do shit intrusive compare see anything yeah like let me just see shit alright you got the 14 pro 14 pro yeah yeah all yeah dude an aluminium with

color infused back glass Johnny Ives what's here wait did you see the basketball game at climate Puggerina yeah I just see a news article say $480,000 in penalties and hidden fees climate pledge arena to pay nearly half a million in penalties or refunds for hidden fees oh yeah they're charging 3% on like tickets just for them or something they're charging an extra fee on food for what what's the fee go just they so I can get more money yeah that's not a lot of

stuff they can't do that why can't you do that they have to announce it oh I have to say what it's for and all they have to announce that there's any fees they hit and what they're for and they hit it from everybody oh even at cracking games and no no no it was not at it wasn't at like big venue games it was only like small things like concerts and shit they charge more for food yeah do they have good food there what are you looking at again I forgot I'm looking at the

displays no the weights oh shit I'm working on it I'm working on it wait the iPhone Pro this is like negligible but whatever the 14 pro weighs 206 grams 206 then this weighs 199 so it's barely marginable lighter yeah but imagine if you had like a regular sized I'm on 16 yeah I'm working on it because that's I know you're about that's that question that's the comparison 170 to 206 oh that's pretty good it's like 15% you know I did that math fast no you can tell

me though 30 out of 200 that's like 15 out of 100 15 divided by 100 is 15% cool cool sorry bro I'm a fucking boss on the sauce I'm gonna eat that fucking chicken sauce yellow bird yeah shout out to yellow bird you had some you like it I've had a little bird you like it yeah I've had their sauces you like that sauce I like their green sauce they got green sauce eggs I know there's shit should I try it eggs green yeah green sauce green eggs yeah it's like a green eggs and

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dr. Seuss wasn't a doctor it's called like a racist or something he wasn't a nice person it's called Serrano is it I think it's because it's Serrano pepper isn't that a song Serrano a Serrano that's my corona you dumb shit my corona yeah Serrano is the one I like oh don't you know hey Serrano what's it called Serrano my corona the corona the song yes oh my god I almost forgot I need to show you a video that I meant to show you and I can't believe we almost finished without

me saying this okay hold on oh my god this literally gave me that I have to log in no no I don't I can just pull it up hold on oh you're gonna love this you might have seen it already it's related to something you were playing for me last time really oh a hundred percent okay in Springfield they're eating the dogs they're eating the cats they're eating the pets of the people that live there you've seen this or no as a catalog of other things to eat they're eating they're eating the cats

the people that live there They're eating the dogs They're eating the cats Miam, miam, miam, miam They're eating the pets Of the people that live there They're eating the dogs They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets of the people that live there. They're eating the cats. That's pretty good. In Springfield, they're eating the dogs, the people that came in. They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets.

Out of this whole thing, out of this whole like, in our country, like this whole thing. They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. That's what we got out of all of that. It's hilarious. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. You like that shit? I do, man. I do. I do like it. I do. There's one other one I saw. They're eating the dogs. Eating the cats. Is it catchy? It's catchy. I said it wrong. I did the... They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats.

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They're eating the dogs. Eating the cats. Eat the cat. This one's better. They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs. There's a cat dancing with Trump dancing.

Oh Usually I'm content but if you check my dog then I'm turning into John Wick Bird better drop it Pulling up like crossfit Dogs eating the cats eating the cats eating the cats eating the dogs eat the cat eat the cat It's not up to E it's not on the cat and the cat braucht cash The internet is full of talented people I feel All right, you done what else you got for me, I don't have anything I the only thing I have left is like I played in an ultimate frisbee to get a minute got third

So let's now welcome the candidates to the stage vice president Oh god, we're gonna end on this. I feel like this is gonna be really good The civil war

Excuse me wrap battles of history vibes, doesn't it? Yeah, they kind of gone down Call it anis or a wrist of suckers a wrist of suckers Have a console plan Take a look at her plan she doesn't have a plan so just yes or no you still do not have a plan So do you have a plan yes or no Plan Get a month and I ate him That was so many people voted for Biden Oh And what you will also notice is that people start leaving his rallies early out of exhaustion and boredom people don't leave my rallies

Out the greatest rallies the most incredible rally Let's not go back we're not going back it's time to turn the page in springfield. They're eating the dogs They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets. What is that guy? Who's a little KC? I don't know. I don't know some weird dude that was freaking me out

There's probably a fuck ton of these on the internet already. Oh dude. I think there's a lot of eating like that whole thing out of it It was eating the dogs Like that's that's the thing it was just that that was it They're eating the cats though too. Yeah for sure. They ate the cat not a dog Yeah, it was wild You want to talk about your exploits or save it for later exploits? Yeah You're a fucking frisbee thing. Oh you're fucking rock hard to talk about it. No, I'm not

I'm not rock hard. I just got third. That's all you know what I'm saying out of how many people seven So there were seven teams. Yeah, and you came in third. Yeah So like do you play like is it like a bracket style tournament? Technically you play multiple games against different teams and like get up to the championship every time?

So it was really interesting because there was two teams that were there that were from Um locally from there So they played but They they can't win the cup which is really interesting If they're from there if you're from where it's Uh, where do you play? Hosted where do you play down in like? Um Lacey and olympia Area so you can't if you're from there you can't win correct

Like if your team is based from there, you can't win. That's stupid So there's two teams that were based from they used olympia and wait, so did you get did you win because you got third? No, so other two other non local teams. There was five. There's five other different teams that were from So you got third out of those five. Yes, so you didn't get three out of seven. You got three out of five correct

So you're middle of pack. That's good. Yeah. No, it's fine for not playing very much Well, it was it was co-ed so you had to have three three girls and at least four or three girls and four dudes And then and you have to like set up a team to go with yeah, and you set it up at a time Then yeah, it was just like what I play on

On Sundays most of the time you all rolled down there and played. Yeah, we all just rolled on Yes, the only issue was is that we didn't have enough girls How many girls did you have we had four? That's more than three correct, but that means You only have one sub for a girl one girl. Yeah, so you're grinding you can have your like the two coaches on each side can negotiate For like if they saw we had like three women

Or like four we had four women. They're like, okay, we'll just play five dudes and two women To give us to give us like help and you'd be kosher, but there's some teams were like lots of girls. They're like nah They're like we're gonna play three women four dudes because the women have advantage over the other women So they use them to that advantage Oh, they're women were like really good fucking hella good. Yeah, damn. That's what they were saying was that's impressive

You got third though. No. Yeah, we were playing. Well, it was really weird because the team that we played beforehand was playing for first place and then we played for second place Against that team that just lost Oh, so they had a like a They had a match to determine who got uh Yeah, but usually when you play you have normally it's like third fourth play for the third place. Yeah, that's weird And so we in that in that thing it was so we played so our first game we played around nine

Nine ish ten ish. I don't remember how long was like all day on us. I don't know. So it was a 90 minute hard cap for team Half times at eight points whoever gets to eight points First gets meaning no longer the 90 minute game Huh? That means no longer than 90 minute long game No, they can be 90 minutes

No longer than 90 minutes. Yeah 90 minutes hard cap. Yeah, right. I was just explaining what that meant. Oh, god It means even if they don't get to the max points after 90 minutes the game's over whoever has the most points Correct. Yes. I was just explaining what that meant to the oh, I didn't know that you were explaining

I was just I was saying that means the game can go no longer than 90 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was doing So then half time was at eight points whoever got to eight first half time then you switch sides and whoever was Um If they won the half they polled if you lost the half you received

Hmm. So the first game we won 15-5 Wow, and that was against like a um It's like old counter strike almost Fuck new counter strike We played against a bunch of people from Tacoma and Olympia and there was like 20 or them like 20 or so of them on a team They could have made two teams, but they made one gigantic team So like you didn't have people from both towns because they play together sometimes And so they had a bunch of people on their team and just like, uh, okay

So they were just subbing left and right and while we're so they were always fresh. They were always fresh Their people were like had never had the they never had the same dynamic because we're playing with the same people over and over again What's better rest or like team dynamic? Team dynamic for sure Were you tired? Oh at the end of it. Yeah Yeah But you do you wish you had more subs for rest? We had

We had enough subs. We polled some people from um, the Olympia team the Olympia slash Tacoma team over to our team because they were like Because they wanted to play and I was like sure you can play with this could we're oh, yeah We're the only team that had not that many people So they're like, yeah, you can play shout out to moe Shout out to moe brandon and callin for just coming over and helping us out there the boys Shout out to them. Yeah, they came over moe was cool. Um

I mean all of them are pretty cool. Callin was like a dude in his late I would say in his like Late fifties early sixties Use playing how do you like what what would you call this tournament? This is like a This is like a recreational tournament type thing or I would say that and also like semi-amateur not semi-amateur. Yeah, semi-amateur teams like people These are like all people that just play pick up all pick up ultimate. Some people aren't a league. Yeah

Some people aren't a league. Some of it's pick up some of it's like it's just a mixture. Okay And so so we won a game first game 15 five And then how many games did you play four? And then we lost our second game 15 9 And then we won our third match 15 12 And then so when that happened it was around um Like two Ish like two two o'clock. Uh-huh and so we got a buy And in that time frame Some teams didn't play three games

Because there's 16 there's seven teams so one team is always going to have a buy. Mm-hmm. And so somehow They got lost in there like the the organizers got lost In like what they were doing And so we had a our two hour we had

An hour break what we're supposed to have an hour break like a 90 minute break. Okay, and then it turned into almost like three hours Okay, so we were waiting so that team that was playing for first place And then we played them to for second place We were sitting there for almost Three hours. So you're kind of cold just kind of cold then they were kind of hot playing hot and they just got they just got done playing They just got done playing a game. So they

But we weren't gonna win. They were warmed up. We we weren't gonna win that they were warmed up though. Oh, yeah How much did you lose by? Uh 15 9 Rare to bash they were the second best Who was the best some team from uh the gorge? Oh He's like did you play them?

No, never played them because there were three and oh so a lot of the teams that were uh, so the five teams There was only one team that went three and oh the other teams were just two and one all the teams were two and one Oh wait, no three teams were two and one One team was three and oh three teams were two and one and one team was three oh and three And then so we were it's kind of like counter strike pool play in that

Yeah, it was kind of like a round robin not round robin. It's more of a what do they call it? Like win two before you lose two or win three before you lose two or something like that. I think it's a round robin Okay, I think but round robin you have to play everybody though in your pool Well, that's what they wanted they didn't have time but they didn't yeah

It was weird. So then like Yeah, we played we played another game and then we got But I didn't play that much because some other some people just wanted to keep playing I was like I don't know whatever But I was the only person so we in our third game. We lost one of our players because they Tired no the Like a road to ankle. Yeah, like an angel like an angel. Yeah, they Like two of our teammates were one of our teammates was going up for a frisbee came down landed on one of our uh

Females on her like foot just a little bit. Yeah, and then when he landed he rolled his ankle like a little bad And then so he was out but been there but the thing was is that me and him were like Uh, essentially it's called popping I've learned a lot of terms at this frisbee tournament So uh me and him were the poppers Yes, what does a popper do so essentially a popper is on so It's kind of it's called what angel it's called a host stack So essentially what it is is that you have

like three handlers and then you have um Uh seven people yep, so you have three handlers and then you have your cutters Then essentially you have Uh

The outside ones are going back and forth like a piston. Okay, and then you have your Uh people that are on the inside called poppers Keep going like this Oh, so they're moving up and down They're moving up and down and they're going like this but you're crossing So I so if you start this side, you would cross this way and then if you start this way you cross that way So you're just doing like an infinity

Um entire time these two are just running back and forth. Okay, essentially just one breaking dumping and then you just reset And you're just trying to play right here to move the frisbee to move the frisbee up the field And so like the issue was is that I lost that person So I was the one so when we were playing it was like a shitty hoe and then um so I would be doing this thing Constantly, yeah, but some people would sit right in the fucking middle as defenders no like

an offensive on my team would sit right in the hole where I would be cutting Where I can just open up and I can just free and just dump it back to one of the People would just sit right there So he's clogging up the middle We're trying to spread the middle and then when someone cuts in they can throw it to him and then we can just move up I can dump it to a handler and then I just keep constantly doing that Is that fun?

But someone would sit in the fucking middle and congest it and just sit there tell him that too It was pissing me off. That's your teammate though. Mm-hmm. You know who it is. Mm-hmm. You don't like him My it seems like a nice guy. He looks like nade shot But skinnier blonde hair No, no blonde a shot cut his blonde hair off. No, no blonde hair All right, we're gonna rip we're gonna end the show and I'm gonna go shave Terry's head

No, that's not gonna be what's gonna happen next time. I'll post a picture of Terry's face. That's not gonna work out My thing I've been trying to generate dinosaur pictures, but I just can't It won't it won't finish any pictures for me anymore. I don't know why I've like restarted and everything Did you update it?

Yeah, it's up today. All right But yeah, it was fun got third Our team was called flick filet Okay, then a chick filet gross you're telling me All right, but guess what I was hungry and I was gonna eat it I might eat chick filet if I was there you would you should have came play You didn't invite me. You should have What should it came didn't invite me you wouldn't have played anyways

Yeah, but you didn't invite me though. So But step one will be like, hey man, this tournament's on this day at this place Hey, do you want to go to the next tournament? When is it? Where is it? We're gonna we're gonna our team name I said that our team names our next team name is going to be vinegar strokes. Oh my god All right, dude, we played the the team that we played for Second place the name was ligma. So I think it we're fine. Okay. Okay Okay, we got clowns up in this bitch. Yeah

Oh, yeah, the second game we got dominated. Well, we got dominated by ligma. No, we got dominated by uh, like Uh like middle school and high school girls It was all girls not all girls but the girls on that team were destroying our girls Oh High school and middle school girls. Well, they're in shape. Oh, they're probably like in track and field and shit and they can throw Yeah, okay All right, I'm gonna salvage this shout out to women bro

Shout out to women shout out to women and dogs and cats don't eat them though. Don't eat them though But shout out to women stay strong Stay strong Women