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#132 - “they’re eating cats”

Sep 17, 20241 hr 34 minSeason 3Ep. 37
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Why not? Good morning. Terry wants to start the show. Hold on, hold on. No. Good morning. Good morning. He, Tim, Tim Apple. Oh, we're going to get into that. It's just beautifully like, when he, I was watching it and he goes, zero, zoom, sound to Tim Apple. And he goes, good morning. And I just like smiled. Perfect. Good morning. The funny thing about it is, is that I'm going to send you some stuff really fast. You're probably going to get a little dingle.

The funny, the little, the funniest thing ever is I, I guess we're just getting to, Can you go one show without starting it with a fucking belch right in the microphone? I'm sorry. I just feel like you do that every single time. I feel like it's pissing me off. Is it? It's pissing me the fuck off. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. I'll do it again. Hold on. Yeah. Oh yeah. That's the problem. We'll just get into it. We'll just get into whatever we're about to watch in a minute.

Actually what you can't, can you actually, so everyone Terry didn't watch the Baku race, F1 Azerbaijan race live until we're going to watch the last four laps together. His reaction. And then we'll start the show. Hey, hey, hey, but he wants to do it live because no, no, no, no. I have an idea. Go back to where welcome back to the show. Please support us at our donation page and also please vote for president of the podcast. Links are in the description. Plug out of the way. You're welcome.

I remembered. Vote for me at the top of the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't vote for Mike. Vote for me. Fuck yeah. You know what we should do is just after we're done sometime, we should just make a like, a video or like a sound clip of like, like, you know, like the, we can just play it. Yeah, play it. Okay. Today is not the day to make that because I know like time.

You know, like the presidential music or whatever, like, I'm with you. But you know, we could do is no, I don't just tell you know what, please tell me. I got an idea. We could just go back to where not going back. If we go back, we could just play this throughout and I could just watch it while we pod. No, no, no, no, because we're going to play audio while we watch because we can play audio. We're not going to play the whole race on silent while we talk. No, no, no, no, only to where I was at.

And then I'm sorry, half the race or three quarters of not doing that, not even three quarters. We're not doing that. We're not doing it. We're just not doing it. We're just not. Okay. So we're going to watch the last three laps of the race. Terry's reacting live. You're welcome. This is an F1 podcast, except when it's not because it's normally not. But right now it is. Here we go live. Terry, Terry reacting. All right. Here we go. And I'm playing.

You have the clear pairs and science with all like a half a second of each other. Oh, Lord, that's not good for him. But it's for second place. Not the way. How did I get? How did I win if the killer gets second? Just watch. This is going to be exciting. Dude, Paris is going to get past the fuck up. You said I get comment. Fine. Comment. I'm talking. Fuck. Oh, he he can't catch. So what you're saying is beforehand, like Claire was on like, yes, she's asking the entire race until now.

And so I saw off. Yeah. You know why? Because he's pushing too hard. I don't know. I don't quite believe it. Just watch Norris on Verstappen. Oh, no. Remember where Norris started and where Verstappen started Verstappen started six and Lando started 15. Oh my God, he's going to get past. I feel like Paris is going to fuck up somewhere. And that's why you said that. That's why you're smiling because you don't want to say anything because it's true. Watch out. Easily Norris gets Max here.

It's fucking pathetic. It was a bold move. I'm telling you, it's like a switch after those upgrades that McLaren put into this car. Like McLaren turned into Red Bull. The most successful man around this. Crash into him. It's still. I always do. I'm so mad that we have never we haven't seen such a great race. We haven't seen any fucking crashes. Watch Norris. Here we go. He's rival for the championship. Just fucking Norris going to gain points. Red Bull is just too slow here.

Red Bull's car is just slow in general. And taking points out of the championship. Oh my God. Max is going to lose the championship. No, I don't. I still think he might hold on to it. Is there a rule where I'm trust me, I'm still getting into this F1 thing, but is there a rule in F1 where if like, can you just go back to the older model? Yeah, they can go back to the old car. Absolutely. Just go back to it. I think they're going to. It's just making them now decide to do this. I don't know.

I don't know. If I was them, I'd have been like, I'm going back to the 2023 car because this fucking car sucks. Cack. Paris crashes. He's got a crash to make you happy. Paris crashes. Right. I just want to say Paris drove a phenomenal race this race. Absolutely phenomenal. Dude, he's good at Baku. Like especially looking at where Max is, this is just truly really, really well done from Czech. All right. That's the last nice thing I'm going to say about Czech for the rest of my life.

Oh, but I had to say it because it's true. Mike hates Mike's tunes. Oh, come on. I love my Southern brethren. My brother was in sister to the south. All right. Watch. Here you go. Piaz Street is like, oh, he's got it. He's got it. All right. This is it. It's that. It's that. Oh, please don't tell me you crash. Paris has got them late on the brakes. The clear refuses to give it up. I see. Watch. It was nearly second for Perez, but is Carlisle side to gets by. And this one's not over yet.

We're heading into the wall at high speed. Are you fucking kidding me? He's out of the Grand Prix. So is Charlotte Claire and on the penultimate lap of the race. I got a crash. The Grand Prix. The Oscar Piaz Street in an extraordinary moment. George Russell will climb onto the podium. Oh, Max Pitt. That's like the worst time ever for a fastest lap because he had he had a gap to a long so but because the red flag doesn't get to do it, who's fault was it? What is it? Just a racing incident.

I knew exactly what happens. Watch. First of all, Perez attacking Claire and this was deep. Claire just big dicks it like late ass breaking. Paris had him if he committed to it and then yeah, science gets through and he's attacking Claire, but he gets wide on his teammate and he can't turn in. He loses a load of front grip. It allows Perez to go side by side. Watch that white line. It's science fault. They just drifted into each other. It's science fault. It's so needless.

Probably particularly on Perez who's got a clear view and has space. Perez, why is he able to see better? Hold on. Can you go back? This is actually really great. Go back. Keep going. Yeah. Watch here. Watch the white line and where science is. Perez is still in the straight line. It's all science's fault. No, they, no, it's science's fault. I think they both drifted into each other. No. Stop it. Watch. Perez is in the center of the line. Yeah. In the center of the line.

Okay. Look where science is. Perez is still in the center of the line. Still in the center of the line. Still in the center of the line. Still moving over to give him space because he's coming over from that white line. It's on science. Science is drifting. I think it's kind of a racing incident because while that's what you're saying is true, Perez has a better view because he's behind. So Perez can see what's happening and can react to it if he wants to.

True, but you should be using your mirrors. All right. I don't agree with your statement, but that was the end of the race and then it was red flag and they just, and they just go around to the end. I'm blaming on science. You can do the fuck you want. I'm not blaming Perez on this. That sucks for Checa though. I don't just listen. What happened there? That's a good clip. What happened there? I disagree. I think it's on science. Jolyon thinks it's Perez's fault. I think it's science.

I think that's I okay. You can just get rid of this now. I agree. I agree with that statement where like both of them are trying to fight for the Claire slipstream, but like Russell got P3. If George fucking Russell got P3, if you look, if you look at the land, it got fourth by the way. Oh, you dude, Max got fifth, so I mean, it's not too bad all because of Checo and signs crashing. I think in that instance right there, I believe I would agree that it's both.

It's just a race and incident, but I mean what I said. Yeah, but I still, I still believe that it is science's fault. What? Yep. You just said two different things. No, no, no, no, no. How do I get to F1 standards from here? Standards. Not standards, but standings from here. Season 24, 2024 season. Oh, you can't because you're on the F1 TV one. There's not a link to F1 from here. Why? You'd think there would be. There's not. That's so stupid. Oh, just do you think they have my stats updated?

The probably usually it's like a day later. Only can try it though. Oh, they're actually on top of it. Oh, it's preparing the ship. We're going to talk about this. You're so, you're dick is so hard right now. I'm so wet. You're sloppy over there. I can just hear the water between your legs. It's like a waterfall. All for bearman gets. Oh, that's good for that dude. He got points. He got points on two different teams in his first two races in his first season. I know. I've never two times right.

He has eight points, which means is he's above some. He's above Haas. He's above Haas. He drove for Haas. You fucking weirdo. All right. So yeah, Max Landau got fourth. Oh my God. William scored a shit ton of points. Yeah. Calla Pinto got eight points. Dude and his second Logan Sargent just absolutely terrible for two years and this he comes in and gets points like quick hilarious. Well, he would have got two points. So he got no, you would he wouldn't got none if it wasn't for the crash.

Yeah. I mean, obviously this shit happens. So yeah, but points are points, but whatever. I saw a comment. What was it? It was in a video on YouTube this morning after the race. It was like, like, yeah, science and Paris crash, but can't we just all agree that it was Lance Stroll's fault? Just to ban Ocon should have a 10 second penalty and Kevin Magnuson should get more penalty points and just move on. That was the summary. Why did why do they think that Ocon should they got a 10 second penalty?

I don't just cause Ocon does that all the time. It was like typically it's Lance Stroll's fault. Ocon normally gets penalties and Magnuson is normally causing havoc. I would say that like, let's just call it that. And I just want you to know. I think that obviously Red Bull is not getting any better. They should go back to the 2023 Red Bull and then they'll probably start winning more. They can just go back to the car of the head in China.

They were like 22 seconds winning in China or something like that. They don't have to go back to last year. Just revert to back this year when their car was. I think they should just go back to the 2023 car. I don't think they can. I just want to know. Is it? Look it up. If there is a rule that can go back to previous years. If that's true, you can do anything you want. You can just go to a V10. As long as it's in the regulations. No, no, no. It has to be within the regulations.

Just go to the back to a V10. But what I'm saying is. You got to think about this. Last year Red Bull was won every single race besides one, which was Carlow Science. Fucking reddit. I don't want reddit. What is this? The other F1 cars in current championship is not allowed. That's just as long as you're in the regulations, you can do it. Key takeaways. Older F1 cars are not used in the current competition due to regulation and technology.

Advancements rules set by the FAA ensure level of playing field and promote continuous improvement in car performance. Many older F1 cars find a second life with collectors and enthusiasts and private tests and expeditions. But as long as you're still within the current set of regulations, you can revert back to anything you want. They just have to be within the current regulations. Which means they could revert back to old versions of this year's car. Or last year's car.

If it just as long as it meets all the same regulations. They should go to last year's car. Well, this is going to be a banger. But I would say not just knowing that the race that I was watching before I found the ending of it. Let Lewis actually got some points. I think it was a one of the good races this year. I would say for the top four teams. Well, they've all been great lately because it's always like a battle. Yeah. They've all been great. I'm happy for Oscar getting his first win.

Good for that man. Second. He got first. His second win. You said first win. It's his first Grand Prix win. No. Is it not? It's his second win. No, it's his first Grand Prix win. No, he won another race this year. Which one? I'll show you. Oh, he did. This is two race wins. Yeah, I know. Wins. Just click link. I know Terry. Why is that it? Really? What did he win? Hungry. Oh, that's right. I forgot. That's what I got. I totally forgot about that. It's before the summer break. Yeah. Oh yeah.

Good for that dude. He's tied with Lando. Two wins. Yeah, two wins. Shout out. Shout out to Oscar. McLaren's the hot commodity right now. Two wins, three D&S. Good for that man. But I would look look look at this. Oh, they got jumped. Yeah. Oh, big time. Yeah. Because Paris got no points. So that fucked them hard. And Ferrari was really coming up too, but science got no points. Dude, I can't really hurt those teams. Look where Williams is in the house.

But see this one on the constructors and then compare it here. Like look at Leclerc. I mean, he's right there too. And there's just too many. There's too many points between them, Terry. You see what I'm saying? Like it's just not going to work. Dude, I don't. You just got a haircut recently. Yeah. Dude, your haircut reminds me of fucking a nade shot and scum both shaved their head kind of like you. I've been doing it. I've been doing this more recently. I'm going to take my headphones off.

But I do it. I've been doing this more recently because like I like it. And it's quicker to twicke or to clean quicker to dry all that shit. Yeah. Everything's like that. Since he's my boss. So a nade shot cut his hair about that short like on stream. And then he went over to scum's house and did it to scum. That's so that's so fucking great. And it's like exactly the length of your hair. Basically. Yeah. It's just like the clipper to length. Yeah. It's just the two all the way around.

Yeah. That's something literally what your hair is. That's funny as fuck. Hell yeah. Yeah, dude. It's just there's not a max is going to remain good enough throughout the remainder of the races in my opinion to hold on. I think it's going to come down to wire. I think it's going to come down to. Oh, I think it's going to come down to the last race. Abu Dhabi. Yeah. It's going to be a Lewis Hamilton max for stopping for staff and then Sergio Perez is going to be the major of defense.

And then he's going to slam into max and be like, yellow. He's like, I believe it. See you. Fuck your world championship. Hell yeah. So that was the race. My brother. Did you hear about the news about Mr. Adrian Newie? Yeah, you texted me. I responded. I didn't text you about Newie. I'm sure you did. Oh, we did. Yeah. I need to grab my thing just in case my brother takes me. Who your phone? What am I supposed to do here? Just talk to myself. Talk about Adrian Newie. That's crazy.

I think the Adrian Newie situation, I thought he was going to get a new contract with Red Bull. I didn't think he was going to go get stroll money. You think he was going to get stroll money? That's why he went there. You think it was because he wanted to stroll money? Yeah, and Lawrence convinced him that they were going to stay in F1 for long enough to actually build a good team. I wonder how long his deal is. Did you see the smile on Fernando's face in the picture with them? Did you see?

No. It's fucking cheese in as hard as fuck. Did you see the compilation of Fernando when Red Bull was winning stuff? Fernando was hanging out with Newie. When? When Red Bull was winning some stuff and Fernando would have a picture of Fernando and Newie just next to each other. They're just like, suck and dick. No, I'm pretty sure you texted me this. I did. I remember texting you. I was like, oh shit. Yeah. Wait, was that a while ago? I don't know if I messaged you, brother.

You just said Newie is with Aston Martin on Tuesday. And I said, yeah, I saw that pretty interesting turn. He wants that stroll money. And then you said Max is going to Aston Martin. And I was like, I don't agree. You're right away with it maybe. No, you said, yeah, I saw that pretty interesting turn. He wants stroll money. And then the next thing I messaged you was about the presidential debate. I don't know why you were watching that. It's because my.

Did you actually watch it all the way through? Yeah. I turned it off after like 10 minutes. I watched it all the way through and then I got drunk halfway through it. I just, that's kind of odd. You don't drink a lot lately. Well, maybe you do. I don't know. I was hanging out with my significant other. And then. Oh, you sure? Yeah. You sure it wasn't your partner? That's the title. You sure it's not your partner? No, just your partner. I like it sure it's not your partner. Maybe.

Brian, both down. Great. But yeah, I was like, and then so we watched it and I was like, and then we were playing bingo or whatever. Okay. And it was pretty bad because it, there was a one where it's like excessive hand movement from Trump. And so he does that a lot. Yeah. So like, fuck. And so like, he got me on a lot of that. So no one, no one. And then, and then there was another one where it's like, Kamala Harris would like.

Wait, did you look up all the items ahead of time on that you were going to use as triggers to drink? I was being, I got scented. I think. What were the, what were the, I'm going to find it. Hold on. I didn't, but then who the fuck is this? Who is this? I'll sing a course next and then there's a kind of a decent break until I just had someone just like, like 10 photos of mine. I don't even know who they are on the ground. Yeah. Welcome. I don't know who they are. Welcome.

They don't even follow me. Welcome. Anyways, let me see. I can find it really fast. It was on Tuesday. The fuck day. It's Wednesday. Was it this? Your favorite curse word? I can't say it. It starts with an M and it ends with a. This farmer president. This motherfucker. What's the laugh one of them? The laugh has to be one of them. I got it. I got it. The laugh wasn't on your list. No, no, no. So it's a drink when Kamala calls Trump a convicted felon. It says, I'm speaking.

Tells the childhood story that you probably didn't happen, which I did drink to that a couple of times. The protecting slash saving democracy is black. Starts a sentence but ends with a completely different thought, which that happened a couple of times. You're telling me her laugh wasn't on this list. No. What a joke. And then drink when Trump people slash everyone is saying, comrade Kamala, the Biden crime family, believe me insults Jack Tapper, Jake Tapper, sorry.

Jack Tapper. Jack Tapper. Jake Tapper. Jake Tapper. Sorry. Jazz hands or excessive hand motions point. Can I do jazz hands? Corner finger up doesn't count. Drink when either freezes for three seconds. That doesn't make sense. Like doesn't say anything. Trump? For both of them. No. And then this is the most important election. And then drinks their water, which none of them did. And then finish a bottle if either dies. Wait, if either dies on stage? Or they agree on something which they did.

Really? Yeah, they agreed on one thing, which was, I forgot what it was. The fact that her laugh is not on the list is fucking criminal. Two favorite curse word. I can't say. It starts with an M and it ends with a. This former president. Her laugh, dude. It's she does it. I just like the, I just like, can you go to the front? Her laugh is too good. The front of it, or is like, it's like, where? That's like, go ahead and play it again. Two favorite curse word. That laugh.

No, dude, but her laugh, it's like, it's like a. It's like a Tom Segura. Come on, man. This is going to be on the list. It's like a Tom Segura laugh. It's like, yeah. It's like very cynical. I'm pissed. I'm sorry. The laugh wasn't on there. I'm sorry. But I do got some goodies from it though. There's a lady from the, that's your clips. Most of them are. Okay. We can play your clips then soon. I'm just talking about the presidential election. Debate. I want to show you. I also watched the.

You tell me, you tell me how good this is. And then I'll let you decide. And then also I watched like the state one for like our governor. Right. Really? Yeah. They had another one. Why? And I don't know. It was just on us. Just kept going. It sounds like whatever. And. They, it was, you know, it was the Republican versus the Democrat. And it was funny to watch that the Republican was like, like containing himself very well and like answering the questions like very well.

And it was like, oh dude, you're actually pretty decent as a person and like what you stand for. And then the Democrat over there was just like, this fucking guy, it just kept like accusing and like. The Democrat was doing that. Yeah. Oh wow. It was very interesting. I think the Democrat nominee is like the current attorney general. Washington or something. But he was just like all over the place. Really? Kind of go wild. Wild boy.

Yeah. But they made, they had like terms that they agreed upon, which was they weren't supposed to ask each other the questions while they were like in the debate or whatever. But the attorney general was like questioning him, the Republican. And it's just like, dude, can we just relax, man? It was, it was pretty wild. Okay. Here, this check does Kamala Harris here. Tell me what you think of this. All right. Let me know when, when to start. No. Hi, Michelle and Barack. Do it again.

Okay. Well, look who it is. It's big Mike and Barack. That's a good lap. She does the lap pretty good. Take 49. Oh, thank you so much. And you know, your endorsement means so much to me. Even though I didn't have it the first time. Yes, the time to act is now. Now is the time to act. And I will be doing what we promised we will be doing. And that time is every day. Doing what we had to cut. They said to cut. I was trying something different from unburdening what had happened to me.

Unburdening what has been. That was your direction. I think the American people are coming. That's a good title right there. She does the lap really good. Can you go back? I think the American people are coming around to it. I'll go back. Go back. Something different from unburdening what has been. Unburdening what has been. That was your direction. I think the American people are coming around to it. Michelle, this is the 73rd take. I have to get off my feet. My knees are killing me.

They're working knees, you know. What's actually her laugh? She just has the same laugh. You got what she said there? I got working knees. I'm going to be a good person. I got working knees. That's a good one. I got working knees. Just working knees. I self and Joe everything. Did you make that photo for the other? I couldn't get something to work. This is not working. I can try again today. Presidential campaign. Okay. She does a pretty good impression in my opinion. Most of my clips are that.

You can play off of that. I thought the presidential debate was pretty funny. The eating animals and shit. That was so funny. I listened to No Agenda. I can't remember which one it was. They had some really funny clips about eating cats and shit. It's pretty good. They're eating the dogs. It's a fucking mashup. Fuck yeah. Here we go. No. From the start. They're eating the dogs. Eat the cat. They're eating the dogs. Eat the cat. Eat the cat. They're eating the dogs. Eat the cat. Eat the cat.

Eat the cat. Eat the cat. They're eating the cats. Eat the cat. Springfield city manager says there's no evidence of that. Vice president. I'll let you respond to the rest of what you've heard. Talk about extreme. They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. I think they're out of the question. I think they're out of the question. I think they're out of the question. I think there are reports that that actually happened. I don't think that was just him making that up. You think so?

In Michigan? There's video. There's body cam footage. I think. Springfield, Missouri. There's body cam footage of them. Coming up to a situation. And a person is like they ate the cat. Literally talking about it. Literally talking about it like right there Springfield eating the cats Yes, no don't trust the Guardian Huffle Hufflepuff post nope don't want to do that either

Springfield Ohio eating the cat's hoax by Wikipedia. I don't know why I said Missouri In September 2024 American right-wing politician media figure amplified bases claims that Hayden Haitian Is a Haitian? Hey, it's from Hades. Is that what they call here you go?

Ohio women arrested after eating cat. I'm telling you wait is it is a Haitian In a springfellow how we're stealing people's pets cats and eating them They can't begin when the member of the local Facebook group shared a rumor about a neighbor daughter's friends cat have been Butchered it was spread quickly among far right in neo-nazi groups That's another title far right was amplified by prominent figures in American right most notable a Republican president nominee Donald Trump

his running mate JD Vance Associate Laura Loomer an ex-owner Elon Musk Let me play this yeah go for it now this afternoon the Haitian community in Springfield is reacting to the claims made by former president at last night's debate Our sister station in Columbia spoke with the operations manager at the Haitian support center in Springfield

She says your phone has been ringing off the hook. She says even with no evidence it's brought a lot of unease to her community They are fear a lot of fears going on right now some of them are

Talking about leaving swingfield swing feel some of them. Okay, so I'm gonna jump toward there's actually evidence Is in custody accused of killing and eating a cat Wait, wait, wait a woman is in cut where all these false claims perhaps started that would be in Canton They say false claims, but but they're about to show you evidence They're about to tell you evidence of killing and eating a cat now voter records do show that woman 27 year old

Alexis Pharrell isn't a Haitian immigrant. She was born in the US our Annabelle Childers breaks down the case for us What did you do? August 16th Canton police responded to disturbing 911 calls What did you do she was probably on what it could have been a Haitian person who was an American citizen

But she still is from that place or maybe she just has Haitian heritage. Yeah, it doesn't mean she's necessary like an immigrant Yeah, multiple people reported 27 year old Alexis Pharrell was eating a cat on the 1100 block of 13th Street Southeast in Canton Officers on scene place Pharrell in handcuffs as a crowd of onlookers watched put your hands behind your back

So I got rubber gloves. She's covering blood Police believe she killed the cat before eating it one writing they saw blood on Alexis's feet Hands and fur on her lips, but the people around here knew her they like Alexis get up Like what are you doing like that? No, they know for sure that that wasn't her Her right mind neighbors Settling but it happened. Yeah, he was not lying. Yeah for their neighborhood

Speculating Pharrell may have been on drugs. It doesn't matter. She ate the fucking cat. So we're experiencing a mental health crisis Right? Yeah, now Alexis Pharrell is in jail tonight She's being held on a $100,000 bond and she's facing multiple charges including disorderly conduct and cruelty to animals How does she get disordered conduct? Yeah, what what is hold on I think they've that's just like a catch all they probably throw at you wait disorderly

I just will disorderly Wow, you're fucking this. I got it. Yeah. Yes. I got it. I got it. Oh already conduct

What's the definition? Yeah, I just want to know what the definition is Definition of disorder conduct Disorder context is a crime in most judicial drew whatever Typically disorderly conduct is a term used to refer to any behavior that is considered unacceptable in a formal citizen civilized in control environment many types of Unruly conduct may fit the definition of disorderly conduct such as states as often uses a catch all crime Police may use a disorderly contact change the

Charge to keep the peace when people are behaving just a believe manner, but otherwise present no gender So that's pretty much what it is So it context typically classified as a in infraction or a misdemeanor in the United States However in certain circumstances circumstances when committed in an airport a park a government office building or near a funeral Don't do it near your room. It may be a felony in some US states A felony Wow

So it's just a catch all crime. That's what kind of just okay See It's a real thing damn The part about it being like an immigrant might not be true, but I don't think it's yeah The immigrant part was it sounds like she's an actual resident, but they're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats That's hilarious Hilarious just fucking hilarious

They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats, okay There's another one in there if you were gonna like not eat a sandwich from Jersey Mike's for like 30 minutes Would you get it without all the sauces? No, you would still get the sauces on it. Yeah, keep this shit. So it'll be all soggy though So fuck it Why what do you ask? I'm picking some up for my brother and And his his partner

His wife you could just say his wife. No, they're partners And so I was just asking if like they wanted the juice like the sauces on it because it's gonna be a little while before between pick up and eating I'm pretty sure Greg doesn't care Well, I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure Nicole wouldn't care. They didn't ask for it And but I just followed up with the question just to see because like I don't know

There's another one in there for my eating the dogs. They're eating the cat. Hey, you want to hear it again? Can I just say hold on they're eating the dogs are eating the cats eat the cat I could clip couple these just like eat the cat eat eat the cat The cats eat the cat eating the cat eating the dogs eating the cats eat the cat eat the cat There's so much better after watching the video about the report cat eat eat the cat this isn't about the debate I hope

No, we'll get rid of this don't play this one yet. Okay, play the other one first and then we'll be done with the debate Oh, I can't really it's the thumbnails are kind of small so I can't quite tell but I have it. I have it I have it. Yeah. Yeah What does it say? meet me trying to explain what I do at my it job to others I Was only eight seconds. That's fine. I mean I see this. I like it's so incredible Bing ding ding ding ding ding boom. Okay, she's in Star Wars

She ain't boom. I should I thought I had another one. I mean I see this. I like it's so incredible Bing ding ding ding ding ding. We don't have five. Oh, okay. There's one more than Star Wars Beach are explaining what I do at my it job It's the one on oh, there's just the right okay, I didn't see it It's looked like just a normal shopping center or something. I just small. All right. What does it say?

When my when my manager me when my manager asks me for an update on my projects and I've been procrastinating Couldn't be me Go ahead. Let her rip. I'm efficient And do you have a plan and can you tell us what it I'd run it as good as it can be run So just a yes or no, you still do not have a plan. I have concepts of a plan I Think it's funny the concept of a concept of a plan

Oh my god, I truly believe that it's like that's that's comedic gold right there. I've said this before I said this before I've said this before if you care about Having a happier world. I think Trump's your guy He's just too good. He's just too funny. I just think it's fun It's just a guy to yes or no question because I have a plan And she just goes it's a yes or no question. I have a concept of a plan I mean, I see this I like it's so incredible Okay

Star Wars she boom. Do you want me to play this one? Yeah? Yeah, you can play now

This is more a comedic goal. This is more of a comedic thing. It's actually more of a PSA, but Today I'm gonna teach you how to capture a pure untainted fire And just so everyone knows he's sitting in a bath of full of water with shorts and a shirt on it's fucking gross Okay, here we go How to capture a pure I love to fart That looks like one of those blender things that is Ninja bullet or something like the cat the container that yeah, yeah, yeah thing in yeah

What's so important over there that you got a text message the sauces it's about the fucking sauce It's about the sauce man. It's about the sauce Nicole wants the sauces. I don't thanks

Sauce you gotta get the sauce. That's good. I asked When you When you invert it You will notice that is filled with water all the way in the jar Now when you guess what if you do it the same way without filling with water and the air will stay in the top Science again if you do the same thing he did except you don't fill water and then turn over you just put it down It'll the air will fill stay in there. That's what he's gonna do science. I know

Oh, no, he's gonna fart and have the air bubbles go to the top. Okay Yeah, I thought he wanted to have a space of air to fit to ingest the fart into but never mind Slide out Go back oh, oh I am He's so happy about this I know you only captured a little bit. Yeah The top of this jar has a little bit of air in it, but it's not air

We are so fucking stupid I knew you would love this dude. He goes you know what that is The final step is the break wait wait wait hold on once you take it out of the water Little laugh tell little bubble in there, you know what that is That's a good Oh, no, man that dude's got fucking hair trouble He's got he makes me happy to have my fucking hairline He's receding like hella and it's it's receding like in certain patches, but it's also like thinning in a weird-ass circle

It's not even like a shitty like widow speak it's just like a like it's just going this is the kind of guy who needs to completely run it down I Just thought I thought it was funny. Oh That's great. I Wish you had gotten more debate shit. I Love me some fucking funny I wonder if there's a new compilation about For the the new Apple products saying like this is the biggest and bestest See Apple Events I think this time that the buzzwords were this is the most beautiful we've ever made

You think it wasn't like the best and fastest it was like and this is the most beautiful. That's what I was saying Let me see if I can I can't find it 5g 5g 5g 2024 I'm trying to find like a funny compilation if they have any Probably they don't think I'm gonna find anything you don't think so no So you want to do a recap of the Apple event because your dick so hard? We can yeah, I'm gonna go with it

Well, let's search it. I'll do it right here. We'll do it live. Let's do it live You want the Apple version? The Apple version from Apple was that was that even mean in case you missed it Here are the highlights from Apple's temper event the fuck is wrong with you I didn't know it that meant in case you missed it. I didn't know we're fucking abbreviating that shit today

We're going to talk about good morning. Is that what he said not here AirPods and I iPhone 16 Pro and built for Apple intelligence Yeah, it comes in gorgeous titanium finishes Displaced No, watch me Look at it Oh Best thing to ever happen to the internet To the internet Shoot cinematic slow motion video in Dolby vision Oh, yes, well audio mix let's you do incredible things like isolate voices in your film. Oh, yeah

With a 18 chip and Apple intelligence. I just think so When I was watching this and I'm done with this fucking shit We just kind of liked that you were excited about that I I Well, how right was I about the two those two colors are literally the paint colors of this in that room? This dude, I'm telling you not this room no no This one looks like

Fuck this one marine. No my room kind of my room is my room is the to one Yes, this one almost looks like that awkward marine because it's got like a purple hint to it almost It's called ultra marine and get it right fuck off. Yeah, man ultra marine what the fuck brother I It's glow time Apple intelligence. Oh, that's from Apple. You're not gonna get anything good from Apple. Yeah. Oh wait right there Which one tell me event recap. No, that's just a bunch of words. I

Forgot about her. Oh, I just seen oh, I totally forgot about her that she existed. Yeah, did she like date nadeshot or some shit? Her sister I think didn't oh, yeah, that's right No, I the thing was I was I didn't really care about everything that was going on Dude, it took so long to get to the good shit. I know man like I don't find care about watch I really don't care about airpods. I didn't care about that. I didn't I did like the I Did like the new air pods

Which ones so I didn't care. Okay. I'll tell you about the event. This is what I did not care about and what I Like a bunch of new air pods. Oh One three new air pods to three Well, they're at their air pods to oh do my air pods finally broke Like fully broke one of my left one just completely right one completely doesn't work. Oh damn and my left one is all fuzzy My left one is the only one that works. I Have to time. I'll use my left one. So I might keep it for a while

Yeah, sometimes I'll use it like around the house or something. Anyways Like the one the thing I cared about the most obvious the phone and then I would say the The air pods the watch I didn't really care about Because I really don't really want to spend like $800 on a fucking watch the new ultra one in black look pretty sexy though

It did but it costs like a thousand dollars something like that. It's like 800 bucks. No, they're like 800 bucks Yeah, it's for a fucking watch crazy But when you saw that 16 the Apple phone thingy with the colors we're like, oh hell yeah, that's a nice color I was debating on either you are right. The pro color is like shit brown. Yeah

It's sandstone desert titanium. I was I think it looks okay. Actually, I thought I didn't look too fine I think it looks more like a rose gold That's what people were saying It's like how many ways can they call rose gold something other than rose gold is what some kind of it looked like a rose gold Did you buy the one you thought the blue one? I bought the blue one the Apple Marine the

Ultra marine aqua marine. It's called ultra marine. Yeah, did you get the size and everything? I got the plus size It's fucking big. Oh, I just want to like grasp it Did you get a bigger storage? I got the same storage on my the one I have a base base the 256 The 128 is base. Well, I got 256 on mine. Really? Yeah, I bought the 256. This is 256 too. No shit. Yeah Show me. Okay. Really? I had 128 forever and I fucking hate it You do I didn't know that yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man Yeah

I fucking like I'm always maxing out my storage. Yeah God damn how much are you using right now? Yeah, 56 gigs. I'm using 120 you have everything downloaded. Oh, dude I hate you trade Sure. No, you want to? No I'm literally the phone that I have right here is I have the iPhone protein 14 pro iPhone protein I have the iPhone protein. Yeah, I Have that But I'm trading I'm giving Brad's gonna buy this phone for me Because he says he wants a newer one He's got a little or something. He has it all 11

Wow, and I was like, okay. He's like how much would how much is Apple giving it if like if you gave us like 400 bucks I was like, how about this you just give me Your old phone you just want to have a backup. Well, I said give me your old phone And I'll trade it in which they'll give you like oh Oh, I see and then give me like 200 more bucks and we'll call it a deal He goes, okay He's like you just have to make sure you switch all your shit over. That's all you have to do

And I was like it's an e-sim because where he works now allows them to have cameras. I know So now he wants a camera. Yeah, so this is a better camera than the one he has I Heard from people I went to college with that that was the case so then But yeah, and then so I cared about like I said, I cared about the iPhone

Which is always at the end every single fucking time sure just like tuned in late. I should have I did it enjoy like the new the new air pod the one where it's like the one that doesn't have the ear tip on it

Which also non pro. It's the non probe what it has a and c in it So I if I think after the ones I have now Depending on how long they last probably get those because I don't really don't like I don't mind the ear tips But I like the just the standard like lollipop Thing they got going on lollipop lollipop headphones I like the ear tip because whenever you want to go into noise canceling mode It's better noise canceling than it would be if you have the ear tip

I'm just waiting for Apple to come out with like a higher res version of the hair fucking headphones Higher res like pod. Yeah, like what do you mean higher res like high res? for music for music But what do you mean high res in the in the sense of like it can only do as much as Bluetooth can push true So it's not the product It's the it's the wireless technology that you need to improve so they need to improve that why they need to increase the bandwidth capability of

Bluetooth yeah, so whoever makes Bluetooth. That's just a standard. It's just Bluetooth. Yeah, who's Bluetooth?

It's just a standard for wireless communication. Then fucking improve it. It's not one company that owns a blue. I thought it was No, that was a company called Bluetooth and they just used it and no, it's like a wireless standard protocol Anything but different companies can implement on their products for wireless transmission So they just you know, but there's only so much bandwidth that it can be pushed through that technology

Yeah, so it's not the actual product itself hardware, but they need to improve it So you want to run that shit you have to be wired. I

Know which is unfortunate like that. You can have high res audio on headphones through a wire in your phone So if you care more about that you have to have the wire But if you care more about the hand, you know the loose the loosey-goosey wire I don't mind it, but I just don't know what I don't really want to buy like a fucking dongle and then have attached to the dongle bless you And bless you. I really don't want to have like a dongle than a dongle and another dongle

What you have to have a dongle what do you mean a dongle? Oh wait? Did they make type C connectors now like yeah, just just get headphones that terminate in a type C and not a 3.5 Is there some out there?

Certainly, you think so no phones have 3.5 anymore. So absolutely there would be anything there's usbc Probably Apple has a pair of earbuds they do that have a usbc, but It's just their old school like ones that we've all every single person had Those are basically air pods but wired Be sure yes, I'll come up on their website You don't believe me Pull it up right now. Yeah. Yeah, man. I raise headphones Air pods accessories they do I'm pretty sure I Do I go to the filter I

Hate this shit these fucking websites nowadays. It's so stupid How they have it format dude trust me? God, it's so dumb. Yeah, so I and also what I really enjoyed about the new air pods Which I knew this is about to happen when they went these ones the air pods for the ones the left They're put pros. What about them when I knew they're about to talk about like they went back to that doctor

I was like, oh, I've heard we go. They're gonna be fucking hate the doctor segment They're gonna be hearing aids and ear protection and all of a sudden they're going These are hearing hearing that it's like that. There you go. See ear pods. Yeah, but I'm not dollars Yeah, they're not gonna give me high res Yes, they are Really when you say high res, what do you mean? I mean like pushing out to so yeah, Terry

They will it's not the it's not the hardware that does that it's the connection. Is it yes I Think we just went in circles on that. I just finally clicked. I know And I mean maybe the hardware in these isn't quite to the level of the air pods, but They're capable of getting the higher quality audio Um file through the cable because it's not Bluetooth Doh Was these look like Yeah, cuz I'm just looking for like I just want like a better quality in my ear, you know I'm saying

Damn, these are hundred and nine dollars. They look like fucking Apple headphones Although if I was gonna get a set of wired earbuds Why to listen to high res audio? Yeah, I got work I would probably buy something a little nicer than 19 dollar Apple earbuds. That's what I'm saying

That's what I was like trying to like yeah, but I guess my point stands. It's the wired connection Which will give you maybe I should go back to that Yeah, if you want good quality music you really should just have like Sony XM fucking your over ears, but wire them to your phone That's like you actually want to have good headset plus good audio streaming. Yeah, but I don't I don't want to carry them around

I'm just saying that's there's you when I'm saying there's trade offs dude. I get it brother. I get it You don't want to carry them around. I don't want to carry them around your headphones correct put them around your neck Like what do you mean carry them around? Yeah carry them around like at work. Yeah, put them around your neck when you're not using them I don't want to like do you not understand what the fuck the words. I just said What I don't want to carry them around

When you're not wearing them you want to have a little thing in your pocket kind of thing. Yeah mostly so when you're not wearing them Put them around your neck. I mean you're not carrying them. They're just on your neck. Yeah, it's carrying them around my neck

That means fucking dumb dumb stupid. Do you walk around a lot at work? Yeah But and you want to be able to listen to music while you walk around I can't listen to work Listen to that around so what you're selling me is no is defunct It's more like sitting down so you could just not carry them and use them when you're sitting at your desk Mostly so you just lied to me. Yes, okay?

All right, what else did you enjoy at the Apple event brother that you want to talk about here's Tim cook I Can't believe I was right before that here we go Oh my god, Terry, did you know this totally forgot that is so stupid. Oh, you know what I got a story for you? Okay? I'm literally live it right now. Oh, no now you're living so two times in this past week I'm on the ferry going to work or coming home from work. Yeah the first time I'm coming home

And I was like, you know what it's it's time. It's the first time I'm coming home I'm coming home. I'm coming home. I'm coming home. I'm coming home. I'm coming home I'm coming home, and I was like, you know what it's it's time. It's the kind of day where you want to have a beer So I go to the galley I get a beer. I sit down. I'm reading my book, right? I'm just sitting there minding my fucking business

It's a quiet day quiet afternoon coming home. I'm reading my book. I'm drinking my beer at life's great this bitch This bitch wait hold up This bitch sits two tables next to me after I'm already sitting and it's a completely empty galley and I'm reading and drinking my beer and She sits down and has her little fucking food and beverage and pulls out her phone if If anybody on any kind of like public transportation with those other people if you're listening to audio from your phone

And you don't have headphones on you are a fucking piece of shit scum of the earth They they sit there and they look at their phone like a fucking 90 year old and it's like blasting out of the speaker in the phone Like what the fuck is wrong with you people? Okay the next time a couple days later. It's in the morning. I'm trying to sleep I'm laying down on the bench on

The fair going to work in the morning. I'm laying there. I'm trying to like chill This guy sits two benches in front of me and he's sitting there on his fucking phone again playing shit out of the phone speakers Like what the fuck?

So having the capability to have your watch do that now Apple can go suck a dick they can go fucking jump off a bridge as far as I'm concerned like do not do this directly through the speaker and we're Introducing so you can now play music directly this week on your watch so that you can further Annoy people who are trying to be peaceful on public transit another lightweight material in a gorgeous aluminum finish polished titanium titanium

Titanium replaces stainless steel with titanium's remarkable strength to weight ratio It's so funny to me ten ways almost 20% less than the stainless steel series. I just don't I love how they fucking try to Hype this shit up and it's just like They literally get they get rock hard talking about materials. Yeah, which don't get me wrong

I'm a mechanical guy. I appreciate solid materials, but you don't have to make it all weird and creepy. Yeah, it's 20% later It's strong and sexy and aluminum and metal and it's shiny Oh, you just see the little the crownie doll. It's now got little lines in it. Oh my god. It's very has lines in it though Do the why are these so expensive? I can't buckle design for water sports Apple watch ultra to starts. I mean that is six six look in sex looking a sexy

Yeah, my watch is sexy though. You're watching this basic as You can pre oh you're right. I start starting Terry starting starting And it will be available on September 20 introducing airpods for for And creating one shape that naturally fits wait. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Did you see the the bit over ear ones? Watch this no, no, no the bit for the the bit for that one was like we we studied over All the ears billion ears billions of ears over like how did you get ear photos? Wait?

No, here's the upgrade upgrade to the over ears. Listen. I did to introduce beautiful new colors new colors Midnight blue purple orange and USBC and USBC. That's the new thing anything about it is to is that the orange doesn't look like fucking orange

It looks like fucking peach. Yeah, or an apricot Making airpods max even more convenient to charge They made new colors and put usbc in it Now we're bringing to that personal context with the power of generative models Oh, it's it's Craig Ferguson Is it Craig or fettuccine Craig Federighi? It's Federighi figure iPhone 16 lineup When you draw on private, I just want to say he's my favorite like out of all the Apple people

He's always in my favorite. He's he has more enthusiasm. Yeah, which I like he gets after it And I like his enthusiasm. That's why I like that he unbuttoned his shirt In the top. I think he's trying to hide his mic No, but he's not just a one-button guy. He's a two-button guy. Oh, yeah, dude. That's fucking ballsy Your data is never stored or shared with Apple a whole question. What's that person is that verifiable?

But I just want to know we got some good titles if you if you if I if I if I put my password on on on like Was like is it called? Pasky or yeah, Pasky. Is it called Pasky? Yeah, the built-in Apple thing. Yeah, it's called Pasky. I don't know probably So if if that's the thing I just don't want all my shit on Apple So that if I ever wanted to like check my stuff on another thing

I can't like it's all on an Apple thing. That's what I don't like about using a password thing on Apple Yeah Like if I'm on a different computer or if I'm on some other phones at some point I don't want to you know, hey, you know, I got you It's used only to fulfill your requests and in a first for the industry. Hey Terry Terry Terry first for the industry. No, no, no read the screen read the screen. You're dead is never stored used only for your requests, what did I say Terry?

Is that verifiable? Is that verifiable? Watch the screen and read what it says. Okay To fulfill your requests and in a first for the industry Verifiable privacy Damn, I guess it is Show me they talked about it on the the stream They're like they open sourced it to like a couple different firms to verify, you know what I mean Oh, they actually a lot of people to go in and check their code, which is actually kind of cool You're pulling across emojis Terry like emojis Calboy fraud

Description I don't like that. They do this. What's that? They focus too much on like, oh my god You can make cool shit with emojis. I don't I wish they would just show me the hardware and explain the software at a high level and move the fuck on I Just want to know Why why can't I just see how much that how much these are perfect response for your group thread

The first set of features will be available in beta next month with more features. The phone doesn't even come out with the features. Oh Yeah, that's the funny part is that well, here's the thing is you're buying it you're buying it for Eventually I'm not I want this I'm turning all these features off. I wouldn't I don't not using any of this shit

You don't do anything. You just correct basic phone. Now you got it Now you're on to me just go to like a back to a flip phone or some shit I want I want to I mainly want the new one just for USB C To be honest, I just that's all I want I need to get the reason why I bought it was just for USB C Cuz I'm done with this fucking stupid s Lightning cable the same and I want a later phone What do you think about this little sensor on the side the action button or the action

Oh, it's like a sensor that you can like Camera thing this camera You do it. I I Let me get to it. Let me get to a picture. I just hold on hold on It's like a little sensor Imagine imagine taking your phone and yeah, it's where the it's where that is it's where the e-sim is That's not an e-sim. I don't think there were the sim card used to be because this is why they put it there. Mm-hmm so like I

Don't I don't know how well no, it's opposite that it's opposite. No, it's the power button. It's by the power But yeah, but it's it's in the right spot because this is the camera. So it's like a camera I get I get it and it's supposed to be like that That's what it's supposed to be like I get it dumb fuck But like how am I like most of time when I take

Like pictures like this. I don't usually take it landscape. I usually take it like this. You're the scum of the earth I How so If you need an explanation then you guys know hope for you what do you mean? Tell me people who who film content in a portrait mode because they think people consume it in a portrait mode

Which they do that's not wrong mostly those people are shit bags. You think so. Yeah, oh Because they're they're filming content in portrait mode so they can because they think people viewed on their phone in portrait

Which they do what they shouldn't we should not film things in portrait. We should film them in landscape I'm not saying I'm not saying that I'm saying as in like I'm I most of time you you take pictures You take pictures obviously in I take pictures like this I take it Horizontal horizontal vertical vertical Vertical not landscape why Because half the time you could still do it this way and still post it that way and then it just become more nasty You're talking about the for the gram though

Portrait for the gram I do it for the gram I like to take pictures in landscape because I want them to be viewable on other things like a monitor or a computer and Be them better for that environment Portrait is if you want to have them consumed like the gram fucking stupid Delete Instagram delete Instagram delete all your social media. It's poison Mike you still have it shut up. I don't have Instagram. I deleted it. Yeah, but you still have something

Eventually have X or some shit. Yeah, and I haven't logged into it in like months. Yeah, I'm about to delete it do it With a smooth you won't be a little bitch surrounded by a color matched stainless steel trim I don't this is a lie. Did you hear this? So this is gonna this is a lie. Listen You don't need to adjust your grip to take a photo just click again I think you're gonna have to be all over the place with your grip You're just gonna be all over the place with your grip. That's a good one

Don't miss the moment with a click and hold you can do a quick video recording. Oh my god additionally a small multipixel capacitive sensor that's a touch screen processor under the sapphire crystal recognize Dutch gestures a lighter press reveals and all new clean preview that dissolves other UI elements Helping you focus on framing the shot At just 799 for iPhone 16 and 899 for iPhone 16 plus

Designed with Apple intelligence at its core design that that's what it was you every time they talked about the fucking iPhone it was like design from The core of AI or some shit with Apple intelligence at its core. Yeah, Apple at its core some shit Just kept fucking doing that every time like iPhone 16 pro brings the next generation pro experience to our users They're even larger at 6.3 larger 16 pro and 6.9 inches

You know, it's too big. You know what the thing is what's really hard to find is it's just wired headphones Nowadays because everything at the little pods are the hype now. That's why yeah Pro Max iPhone 16 pro uses exceptionally high quality grade 5 titanium I don't know if it's good also as recycled isn't it not we can do frame by frame cinema quality color grading Well, that was the other thing everything now is like how carbon neutral it is Yeah, and every single thing

What do you think about this do you think these are dead yet? I haven't heard about people using these the vision pro They haven't talked about it. Have they we've talked about it, but like no one really who who's buying these not me I just mean are there are they out there on the street? They're thirty five hundred dollars. I would assume that there are people that do you think Ansel's good Ansel

Do you think Apple's gonna abandon these glasses as a product or do you think they're gonna keep having them? What's your what's your? Position what's your position not position prediction? What's your prediction that they keep producing them or not? What do you think? I don't think they do you think they'll discontinue them?

Yeah, when Next year I give it I give it like two more years than they'll just they'll stop offering it or what they'll do is no one's gonna No one's buying or what they'll do is they'll make them they'll make cheaper ones And then you think people buy them and then some some people I guess I don't think people want shit on their fucking face like that

That's what I think. I think it's creepy and it's weird You're not wrong Final thoughts on this fucking event They they're really over obviously they're trying to go with things that they're trying to get you to buy obviously Top comment. Thank you for this video the event sounded boring

That side button looks pointless you can capture shots with a volume button. So this is kind of pointless It's a great point I made a mistake by watching 20 minutes of their presentation boring Wow, these guys are ruthless Gimmick to get more people to try and upgrade perhaps Apple know how it works. Well got angry watching it The Apple company has no respect for its customers Damn Yep, you're a victim I would say in all honesty What about in partial honesty?

You want to do it in all honesty or just partial I'm gonna do an all honesty. Okay? Apple has not been Invaded on 17. Oh, yeah, that's yeah, they're already talking about it Apple has not been innovative for like the last Several years, but it was like nothing new. Does it piss you off? No You don't really care. No, I don't really get shit. You just want a thing that fucking works I just want I just want like

A phone with USB-C. Yeah, that's all I cared about turns on and has the gram turns on has the gram That's funny turns on has the gram you want to USB-C work well How do you send battery life be big as shit have the gram? It's not even that big you like that big Huh, you want it real big? I like it when you're big. Here you go. Trump or Harris

This all right. We done with the Apple thing. Yeah, we could be done. All right. Here you go This is borough Park the most Jewish Orthodox community in the United States Jewish people make up 2.5 million people in the United States Jewish people make up 2.4 percent of the United States and a new poll was released that's seven I didn't this guy's haircut 22% of American Jews now side with Kamala so I took to the streets of borough Park to ask residents

They're a simple question. Do you want Trump or Harris to win? Trump. Why Trump? Wow Because you would do much better in the office than Harris and what way what would he do differently? Stop the wars stop doing Breaking the things go down prices everything. Wow How would he stop the wars do you think in in Israel and Ukraine? What do you think he would do? Send in his troops Sound like stop in the world in the American troops

So that's not stopping the war he becomes an office to send American troops into Gaza. Yeah Okay, and how do you see that's the opposite of what he just said? Yes. He's like he'll stop the wars If Trump turns an office will end like smoothly do do you want Israel to be in control of all of Gaza after this is over? Yeah Any other reasons that you like Trump? Yeah, I Or Harris 20 24 20 30 40 I think he has better policies he has our economy in mind He wants to help us with the with the immigrants

He wants to help us with the immigrants. What does that mean help us quote-unquote help us? And then it's and then it zooms up to his name in the shop hot bagels this guy needs help with the immigrants What do you mean by Trump wants to help with immigrants? I'm by you know closing off the borders and you know ever since the borders were open we've been seeing a lot of

A lot of bad things happen to our country. We don't know who's coming in and You know, it doesn't feel like America's safe anymore by letting anybody come in so so despite everything that's going on in the world There's still about 50% of Jews in America are liberal. What do you say to those Jews in America? I?

Think they need to get that priority straight and see who really has their best interest in mind Trump loves Israel, you know Trump loves the Jews Wow You hear that Terry Trump loves the Jews Trump loves Israel Trump loves the Jews Trump loves Israel Trump loves the Jews What you doing over there Stuff you want to talk about it. No Leave me alone No one's asking you to fucking pick on me, okay? I was just trying to bring into the conversation a little bit

Let's try to welcome you back into the land of the land of the what of the podcast. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm here Okay, I'm here. I'm here go I'm here. You don't want to talk about it It's not like stuff you're pulling up It's for my own stuff Of course, Trump why Trump not because he was very good. Do you think they ever like ask people that you

I think they just ask an old dudes. I should know the other two were young. I don't know He does what he says He's a real leader In what way is he a real leader besides doing what he says is there something about his policies that you like? Look, he's a little crazy Yeah, look, he's a little crazy. It's good for the world. He's good for everybody Why is he good for the world?

Because he knows how to organize everything and how to straighten up everything so far. It was very good You have nothing to say against them and you have plenty to say against the others Right now. There are a lot of Jews in America that are voting for Harris. What do you say to those Jews? stupid Okay, why are they stupid and they wrong? Why are they wrong? Because this is not what we need in the world. Damn People are just harsh

Think I don't want to shit on this guy, but most people that you see interviewed in stuff. It's like They don't know a fucking thing about my thing is it's like what policies do you like? He's kind of crazy, but I like him. It's like that's not what I asked you I think it's just nobody actually knows anything

These people fucking vote not Jews, but all people people in general vote me man. It's crazy. I just think that They just like people They they hear something they hear it and They like what they hear and they just go for it They don't like deep dive it to figure out anything

It's not about policy. It's how they feel. It's how they tell that how that person makes them feel If that makes sense Because Everything everything sounds fine Everything sounds good and then all of a sudden it's just like he promised x y and z or they promised x y and z and Then they don't fulfill on that and you go I just voted for this person that you know doesn't do x y and z They just that's what pretty much voting is for not voting, but like They're just trying to persuade you to

To get them in office. That's all they're trying to do I think That's just me No, I'm saying Yeah Like the only thing I the only thing I would say it since we're kind of going back into the Politics thing is this why is there not when you get to a presidential debate, right? Oh Yeah, okay Why why is it only two people? Why is there not a third? Because they don't let them in why? Because that would make it harder for them to win

True, but why is it only just two parties? Why can't it be a third party? Why can't there be an independent in there? Well, there is there's lots of different people running. They just don't let them in the thing because they don't want to give them a Exposure, yeah

It's a it's all rigged. That's why that's what I'm saying like there could be there could be All you see over the news is just two people running for president like a presidency You don't see a third party in there at all you do you can see it on the ballot, but you don't nothing about them Why can't they obviously you want them to the reason why is for those third parties running against the two main parties?

It's hard for them to just get any Traction the Republican and Democratic party parties are like private institutions And they like collaborate took to put on debates Yeah, kind of thing and they make it so that they like force out other people That's the problem and when anyone says they care about democracy, especially this bitch right here on the right, okay?

I won't say her name. You just ouster anyway. She is like your your drinking word was democracy Yeah, if she actually cared about democracy she would like advocate for more people in the debates to have a wider Pool of people to vote for yeah, but they don't none of them do it's all a scam. It's a lie I I'm just saying like that's what we need that's what we need and I'm telling you the reason we don't That's why I don't have more people to listen to I Get it like it doesn't make I

Don't know it just doesn't make sense. That's all I'm saying It doesn't make sense like if you if you want if you want a fair chance for everybody Instead of just doing like For your party and their party How about Make it for everybody that is running so then everybody will have a chance and have like they don't want people to have a chance

So they want to have power. I know I get it. That's why they do it. I know and They're in control of the government people like that like them so they're not gonna let other people come in and do fucking debates

Yeah, that would be like democracy and they don't want that. They don't want to play. They don't really want democracy Yeah, fucking liars fucking liars I just I just think that There should be a way for Other parties to be introduced to the world So I'm saying here's your chance Terry introduce them who's who's on your radar who's on my radar Yeah, this is your chance to introduce them to the world I can't introduce them if I don't know them well

You gotta how about this you research the other people you want you were wish you were on the debates Okay, and you next week you'll come back and you'll bring them to the audience and you'll say here's who I think you should check out Okay, and you say here's the link to their website and their platform and why I think they're good and bad I just want to know this probably won't happen Just for everybody that's you just said you wanted more people to be introduced to the world

Yeah, no I get it and you only have control over yourself that's true you have the power to I didn't know I was gonna get a fucking lecture on this Well, you were the one who brought it up What do you want me to say I'm just trying to help you finish your thought yeah, I Did it I got it man, I mean I don't know I'm stupid so Not the smartest person in the world, you know I'm saying We got this man we got this we're good good. We got this man. Do you want my pans my old pans I?

Got a wrap soon so I can go deliver shit to my brother Do I want your old pans? Yeah, I'll take them I Have I got my new shit. Oh, did you yeah, and I cooked for the first time this morning in the stainless steel skillet. Mm-hmm. Oh I mean yeah Fucking nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you like it. I'm not going back dude stainless steel is where to go Yeah, dude, I'll show it to you after

Okay, that's a show title right there. I'll show you after I'll show it to you after sure Yeah, dude, I'm down that's too long It's too long it's too long it's six six words Did you see that the people at a local company We're on strike now for what? These people are striking a Boeing. Did you see this I heard about it All right, this is the last local news local news segment in our local community that we'd like to share with you and then we got a

I've heard it. I was watching. Oh, yeah, it was when I was watching the presidential bait They were having like this on and I was I was hearing about it. I was like oh shit 16 years Boeing machinists are on the page It lines here's a live look from Boeing's rent and plant one of many locations where striking workers have walked off the job more than 30,000 union members overwhelmingly rejected the company's I'm somewhat familiar with this road Do you latest contract offer?

That's how I go every day. Oh really right there. Oh shit last night and walked out just after midnight Couple Joe Moreno has been following the contract situation for several days now He's live outside Boeing's plant in Everett with the very latest force tonight Joel I can tell you brother happening inside on the factory floors because the workers

They're on the street corners demanding a better contract deal. This behind me is a non-stop round the clock labor action and machinists say they won't back down They're not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that That's the summary no more planes are being built at at Boeing right now pretty crazy. That's that's pretty bad No, it's a lot of money. They're losing every single day. If no planes are being built

We shall see how it unfolds. We will bring you the latest on the next step That's pretty bad that the that's happening all right since you're working on something else got final thoughts. It's like a dick That's it suck a dick for the people all the lovely people who love you. Oh Is that for me or the people those for you that was for the people note He said that to you guys that's the guy on the other hand and pro you people

Not don't suck a dick vote for me not him fuck him. He just insulted you all I did not insult You did how did I insult all right what you got final thoughts final thoughts I Don't talk about what you're looking at. I'm looking at headphones You're shopping for headphones literally the whole time while we're doing this not the whole

That's it I wasn't doing it the whole time. It was more or less like you're the last 20 minutes You got you got me like 20 minutes the last 20 you got me all like oh you should just buy wired ones I just told you an obvious fact and then your dick got all hard like oh my god. He's right So that's why I was like looking up shit I'm gonna shave my pants. I want to shave my pants. I don't want to see him anymore. You made fun of me

I'm gonna show him to Greg. I don't give a fuck. I'm bringing one. You're bringing one I was telling him about him last last time I was down there. His dick hard. Oh, yeah, you think so. Oh, dude. I I saw it. Yes, that's a good title too. I saw it Okay, damn brother Should you play a song rapid yeah, we can do a Copyrighted song there's a song that I just found on On maybe you've heard it. Maybe you showed us a me even maybe? Did I show you

We'll find out we'll find out here shortly. Oh fuck I Listen to it

Yesterday but I lost it. No. Oh, it's called the wolf No, it is I was on the radio, but I think you may have showed it to me before So wolf no wolf I showed you wolf Sophia Tucker, I don't know the album art looks like something you showed me before maybe it was maybe it was Tyler Oh This is not oh I think did you I don't know Let's see what you recognize the sound okay, I like to be Pause it This is probably like an an iPhone like song

You know like where they do the stupid like oh in one of their I Commercials probably I don't think so it does sound like it though. I agree just saying have you heard this? I Think you I've heard it might have been Tyler who showed me or maybe hold on you said wolf. Here's what it looks like Here's the album art Terry Does not look familiar no, okay, it was Tyler You Goosey's a song Sophie Tucker featuring kalo Thank you wolf I'm looking for it. Oh, there's too many I'm making you listen it not

Wish she just waxing his ass she was pulling his underwear down waxing his ass. Yeah Yeah, yeah, it's a banger, huh? It's fighting I like to be on top of She's a very I like this guy what he sings? She's buffing his back with a buffer that's what I was saying Oh They're shaking their asses I was listening to the sun on the radio yesterday in my car when my airplay wouldn't work or carplay wouldn't work I'd like to shout out you should update it my phone. No the car your magic thing

Good your your thing to make it carplay what about that's carplay. It was hardwired What the hardwired cable wasn't even working for carplay? Oh You know that's his forts sucks No, but I want to shout out a local radio station to shout out our area just for a local podcast and we support our local communities

Mm-hmm. Check out CD 9.5 if you're in the greater Seattle area bangers. Oh, of course Are you still listening to nothing but CD 9.5 another Jinger I used to listen to classical What yeah on the radio They listen to classical classical piano music. Yeah, like Beethoven you're so cool. Yeah, dude always I want you don't need much just wanna hear you. Hey, they're eating the cats Alright, that's it. That's it later Terry

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