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#124 - “comblined”

Jul 23, 20242 hr 3 minSeason 3Ep. 29
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We're live and we're live. Hello. I just want to just learn to what face it was online. I just want to know face it is Face it if you ever play video games competitively It's trash But Terry hates it, but I don't I thought they were like the premiere one so Back in the don't didn't you like bitch about ESEA or something lately? I Want to say a bitch about ESEA. ESEA was really good. Here's the issue when ESEA was at its height It was really good

Like the servers were good. The player base was good Obviously it's still and then face took over and then face it came out and started taking the ESC because it was free So you know they got a big-ass dick surround and it because it was yeah Let's bring in the dicks around a big-ass cocks around because it was free Yeah, you didn't have to pay an annual subscription to ESEA and the servers to face it to face it

We're 128 tick and not 64 tick which they said head 128 face it had 128 and so did you see you had to pay for that though But you see you had to pay for but their servers were way better Okay, because you're paying for something to keep the maintenance up while face it is free We've talked about this on the podcast before and it wasn't that long ago Was it? I bet you explain this literally verbatim the same thing. Yeah, but so what's the big deal Terry?

Why are you talking about face it? Why am I talking about face it? I was trying to play I've been getting into Counter Strike again Oh my god for the I've been playing five six seven time. They're probably hundreds of times. I've been I've been ripe too I don't put the other on on days. I don't go out usually I don't either so I didn't put the other on today I haven't showered nice But usually what happens is is that

We were talking about face it. Okay What happened was is that I played face it and I was getting into it again and I wanted to play but my my email account that was associated with The the account that I play with I don't remember the login And it was also associated with an email that I don't have any access to anymore so had a contact customer service from face It which is also trash This is the only good thing they've done since I've had that like I've contacted them

It's the only good thing they've done But yeah, I got my account back and now I can actually play again So it's I'm excited to play on face it even now yet played on it. No just got it back

Like I just literally just now like ten minutes ago. Yeah, but I'm excited to play on it again But it is I would say from matchmaking on the CS2 servers to face it You're getting the exact same people Because it doesn't matter that like for me I If you pull up you can pull up my stats if you want you don't want to okay, I Have to run to face it. No, you can go to it's called leadify. I'm sorry. Leetify Leti I lead to fi What That's what's called I

Don't know if you can I'm not signing up. I don't think you can sign in and look for me You have to You don't have to sign up. I mean I can lock in your name. Just lock it log in Have an idea Hit through steam Hit through steam Have an idea I could probably do it from right here Just hit sign in And just do it it's fine. Oh You're good. I don't give a fuck and then you can go to like I Thought you said your name was a

Duss or something. Yeah, that's on that's on my account. I'm sus Terry if you ever see me on this esteem online This is steam. No, this is like no, but this is steam though. Yeah, that's my steam account So this is like telling you like how how well I've been doing and like focuses areas I need to focus on which is literally a lot Not really it's like three key so you're pretty average in every single setting Wait, is this out of a hundred? Oh dude look at that

Look at the most recent highlights. Wait, how is 82 average, but 49 is also average. I don't know. How does that make sense? You might want to consider throwing some more utility Yes, you'll you'll risk flashing some teammates, but we promise it's worth it in the long run Yeah, it doesn't tell you where but it just tells you need more flash more You're just running with your gun like a fucking dude. I've been look do you like it a 4k on that bitch? Watch that

Watch that video. It might be loud. Oh We'll not play. Oh, that's loading. Oh You might have to click it. Oh, that's not playing. Oh How's that not a headshot tell me that oh wait, hold on a minute. Let me just make sure. Oh, maybe maybe I don't It's like sometimes Because I'm you know, I'm not whoa. You want to watch all my shit. I don't do it. Can we please? No, why not? No, come on. I want to see all my my big stuff. I

Want to see all my cool. I want to see my I want to see I want you to critique me Is it playing? Oh Yeah, that's not my computer, but I know it's like Yeah, look at me dude. Oh Oh, it's like a dick. You're stupid Oh fuck that guy clutch

Oh, I thought it was gonna be like you're a little bit give me my other one. I got a tooth. Oh, that's drew. That's true. This yeah, yeah, it's true Oh This is him playing this is him play So so exposed so exposed he doesn't he doesn't play He was literally walking Oh, hold on look how I know look how exposed Why does this pop every time I pause it? I don't fucking let's do how do I play again? Just stay here. Yeah, and just hit the just hit the refresh or this

Yeah, that's a good shot. He's way too wide though. But people people in this fucking game suck dick It doesn't matter. I'm in this one. He's like this one. He's just walking I'm actually surprised. Is that a headshot? That's he got like a lucky balance or something because that was That's not good. This is how countershock makes you a better player. That's it pretty much What's that one visit these are like a couple days ago five months ago, oh this clip is missing

Oh, I don't want to okay. Just go to a different one. Oh I think we're gonna get this thing where are they missing Terry? I don't know. Oh, this one's loading Maybe Well, whatever but yeah Yeah, yeah, so I got my can I log out of this now. Oh, yeah, you can Oh Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, so go to Matt go to matches on the left-hand side So this is so right there my rank So So I got ancient, huh? Ancient so this is the last So I've won

Nine straight one two, yeah three six. Yeah one nine straight Where's the win green? Oh I see oh the round Last vertigo Last vertigo 7-eleven I put a shit on 7-eleven look at that shit. Oh This is your last they do not understand what I do July 11 and July 12. Okay, so I believe on vertigo Wait, no to the top one go to the top your silver. That's on so they made the rankings really stupid And like if you play you play competitive you get like

Gold Nova silver elite shit like that. This is gold level one two three two Yeah, this is then in the one with the the silver one with the little dot in the middle is a silver master Yeah, those are all silver fives. Why did you go down?

After you wait no, no, no, so those are so those are your rank on that map Oh Counter-strike changes if you play if you play specific So if you play dust to I'm a golden over to but on ancient I'm a golden over three So I mean, I'm good at ancient which is not true numbers all of a sudden so when you play premiere you get a rank so Like if you click on that inferno game Like this is how this is how I know the ranking system is so trash and people just get carried So scroll down

Let's go down just a little bit like you could see Go to match details instead of overview So even with Even with the people that are down there like the 25 in the red is a higher rank than me Which means they're in the top like 1,000 people in the world they're still fucking suck Maybe just had an off map There's a guy that is the highest rank in the highest ranked in there when 8 and 12 maybe just had a bad math

He fucking sucks. No, he got carried He's getting carried by his friend name fucking beak view No, can you how do you know they're playing together if you see where it says like a groups like the group on the side The little people that look like are all three of those guys three stack And then we played against a five stack and they fucking sucked

Hmm, and they're all all of them are they're all of you. Yeah, they're all above me. They fucking suck I wrecked their erect the how come you don't have a higher number How yeah, how come you don't have a higher number than if you're better than them Do they just play more because they've probably been playing a little bit more. Yeah more than I do okay, so I

Don't bitch play more. I'm not bitching. I'm just saying this is like this is me playing solo and I'm saying like people People on face it and mm that I probably playing against still fucking suck Like no matter where you play Like with the what I'm trying to say is like ESEA back in the day was like top two That's where you wanted to go to get all sweaty and shit Get all sweaty and shit, but here's the kicker

39 kills. Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, I'm fucking raping. Oh, no, no, no go Oh Well, I go back Go back that name TV Stevie Actually, I like this one better so don't call this go back these guys have way better names than you do. Oh, yeah, do my name sucks Go by roll my beloved. That's funny weird Masubi Are you're playing with Drew? I was playing with Drew But you bring Drew brings the people down for me. So six kills Druping droopings the people down for me so I can just rape

If I played Counter Strike like right now my first match back. I'd have more than six kills probably I've makes me feel good. Can you go back? Can you go back? I can okay? Yeah, keep going back. Um go to That The more a mirage one so this one off you were just kill for you for the watch. You're not a good team player You're a bad teammate. Look at you. Just kill boring dude. Okay. Oh that oh When I when I started this match When I started this match I

Was getting look how many look how many like I had two two K's three five K's three four K's and one ace. Oh

Yeah, nice, right? Okay, right at the at the beginning at the end of the half. I Already had 30 kills and you're probably losing and then and then we went to T side and then we got I still get confused by the change They just changed it from 16 to 13 can it still like confuses me I don't really watch a lot, but every time I cease a match I'm always confused like why everyone's playing the way they are on certain rounds like wait

It's not even near the end of the half and then it's like half is over. I'm like, oh, yeah, that's right Yeah, cuz the half ends at 12 Actually makes it counter strike a little bit faster, but it's it's pretty nice Get pro. Yeah, if I get pro like you can get pro for free if everyone wants your fucking money Oh, that's same clip. No, no, no people what you do is you can get Like the free pro from Lidify if you just have their there you pretty much become an advertisement for them

You just have it in your name. That's all it is and then you can have it for free What is the problem get you just hit free pro free pro it's down on the left hand side You just like What are the perks get all the benefits of Lidify for when you're using I don't know the perks are get pro hit get pro Just see what you get six dollars a month data for clubs manual upload All-star match highlights practice servers 2d replay the 2d replay would be probably pretty cool What does this mean?

Analyze all your matches It analyzes all your matches Like if you go to the dashboard if you go to my matches Just click any of the matches doesn't matter which one But like that you see how like there's what the fuck is this It's some dude's fucking thing, but if you go to like The worst is pro over there is this 2d replay or add labels or stuff like that like the 2d replay of what it does It's like you know when they show you many maps on a

Stream yeah, where they're showing like castors are talking and they just have they have like little people running around and shit That's what it is. It just shows you like what's going on. You can watch watch fucking tape. I can watch tape myself Like a pro player. I can watch tape while I suck Because I sucked So this is pretty cool. Is this like face it?

Or is it just stats and it's just a website to help you But this is not like a coordinating server website like face it is no But it still gives you a little bit more in-depth of instead of saying oh you got You know 10 kills five assists five deaths ADR was 83 this gives you more information than just the game. Yeah, well gives you more information to make you a better player I guess are you a better player for using this?

Yes, yeah, sometimes but not all the time. No, no It helps I mean it does it does help in a way not gonna lie it does hope But you know but I've been getting back into I just got my account back So I'm just I'm a little happy a little giddy, you know How do you play it on a A week or two weeks ago, what do you mean those dates? How are you playing if you didn't have face it matchmaking?

What's about saying like the correlation between matchmaking and Because people are like Who the fuck is Amy who's an unknown group? Fuck Who the fuck just texted me?

But it's more like a bot What no what I'm saying is that if you're gonna play on If you're gonna play on a Just It doesn't matter what you play on if you plan matchmaking and you go to face it and people like go back to like Matchmaking just keep playing face it fuck it you get you get a better You get a better service for something shitty Like mm shitty not gonna lie on face it you're saying face it has better has a better server has better servers than matchmaking does

I'd say all right, so this is a This is a recap like this is a 40 minute recap. I know I know so this is like the race in 30 minutes Version for the the bucket. I yeah, do you want to just go to the end and see when they win? I just want to yeah, I just want to see when they win because I Think You want to watch like the ceremony at the end to it's kind of heartwarming. Yeah, I want to watch it

I just want to see when they win. This is where they went. So no So they went they went up two maps New York got one and they went three straight to close it out because it'd be on nine Yeah, so we'll go to the yeah go to the so the last map was a invasion control I'm gonna jump Jump to like the last I know I know I know Yeah, by the way everybody optic one. Oh, I can pause it. I'm gonna give us some back story here Optic last what is that last

Tournament tournament not tournament, but what is it called? I call majors now. Yeah, but leading up to that major

So leading up to the last fires qualifiers to the major. Yeah. Yeah, so leading up to that shit before a cauchamps They fucking But so they won the third tournament of the year then went like oh And yeah, so when the qualifiers that last place in the last major and then came back in one cottage So that yeah What you said like they want the world to bottom they play yeah They want to call they want a major and then right after that leading up to the next major

They were just shit in the bed. They were losing everything they were They were like 11 or so Didn't it wasn't like they lost to Boston, which is like the dog shit of all dog shits But when that's only one like six every time they went to it's like every time they went to game five They got just like shit on yes every time they didn't win any searches So this is the very ending of cod champs But then they and what's cool is they beat New York Who was the last raining champ majors?

But also the funny part was to is that they when they went to the major before cod champs they lost it like first round or whatever Yeah, it's a fucking Miami heritage. Yeah, and so now it's funny to see them go Let me the lowest of lows to the highest of highs and I've always been you know, I Mean you and I have always been optic fans from for fucking decade for a year more than a decade more than decade I

Got a play something. Oh, yeah, I need to send you actually give your phone up Yeah, what you phone up my phone up yeah like on title what on title Give me give me your title You saying I didn't know I don't understand the words you're saying I said do you have your phone up on title on title So I'm trying to give you a song because I can't I can't fucking you're gonna airplay it to me or some shit What are you doing? I'm not air playing it to you. I'm just typing it in oh

Because I because we don't have the same thing. Oh, right, right, right, right Okay, so that that top song by that one right there play and then pause it and then close my phone or something I Want to show you the the introductions to The intro I want you to go up. Let me just try this no go up because there was just like a right up there. No It doesn't show it. Oh, it doesn't show the champs. I'm gonna just do the call duty league because

There's a crazy like the beginning of the Sunday. It was fucking crazy I want to see oh live I think they have just a whole stream. Yeah, it's what there it is Okay, so one one point two mil views. Oh, it was crazy like the viewership on the streams There's just no was this was Laura in Brooklyn. Ahmet was it like Moment was it just like that was the challenge or finals? Oh Oh, there's old people. Wait. What are you gonna wait old people? Is it old people?

Who's in it? I want to see the old people. No, it's like yeah, cuz like parasite and no This was the challengers. Yeah Asums in there. Yeah, but they're not I mean, they're all just still players. They're not old people. Yeah It's funny to see don't get me wrong

I'm fucking grandpa. No, it's funny to see me. No, no, no, I'm just saying it's funny to see like Old players that have won like cod champs and shit like that like our cities won like two champs and then Dick Lottie But what I'm saying is that you get people like our cities that won two Major like two cod champs and now is playing in a challenge early because nobody wants him It's like no one knows where like pristine is right. Here's the worst pristine

Oh, wait, wait, that's the grand finals. I thought I thought you was introducing the no, no dude, you're in oh Never mind. I'm way. Um, you're way way early in the day What are you doing? Yeah, I I didn't really I forgot that you had that in the stream. You got to go forward

Keep going baby keep going. Oh fuck you're right. Okay. Keep going Wait stop, okay Play play it now scroll forward go forward keep keep going forward keep going keep going stop Okay, they did the desk first Doesn't that not look like Nicole Tell me tell me that I don't think it does you don't always thought it did someone else thought it too Wait, is that what's his name still? It's still kind of playing What's his name? What's that dude was dating that like Weather chick from Mexico

No, Doug Nick Doug. Yes, Doug stampered or taper whatever the fuck his name is he's not playing What is his name Doug Doug sensor Martin Doug? So Martin that's you know, he is You fucking play these do he looks he looks smaller now. He's not as thick. Yeah, he's kind of lean He's not thick anymore, man. He used to be hella thick proposing this guy proposing

Okay, all right, so here we go. Here we go. No, this is it. I don't really care about the subliners and trucks That's kind of dope actually I Kind of like it. I don't know why caught like CS go or CS doesn't do anything like this like walkout stuff They do but it's not like you like this one or no, no cuz they need you don't like any of them They play this same thing over and over again. I know It's like this is champs mix it up. Yeah

Yeah, but you're not gonna have a whole completely brand new intro just for one tournament. Why not you could I guess? It's beat kind of slaps though it does but I'm just saying it's just so It what it is. This is you know what it reminds me of So you're about to see it but they had a They had a live orchestra. Oh no on the fucking walk out. Oh for real. It was insane

So this is the what this is the walkouts for the grand finals on Sunday. Okay, it is crazy Like this is the big like this gives you like CS go vibe tournament like they had 7,000 people It's like in the stages in the middle like had like big giant Reminds me of insane. This is the one where Which one was it is when a straw is one with when device broke it but they had like the

Um the stage in the middle as well and they walked out to it. Yeah, this is when this is when like liquid Energy Like I think liquid was This was leading into the fall major or the fall yeah the fall major one Where liquid one like the fastest?

Grand slam grand slam and then they were the like the team the number one team in the world at the time And they were gonna and it was like energy a straw list Everything like that and then obviously a straw list beat All right one so this is this is the introduction I just want to know people like I was saying gay cowboy

Gaming gaming is such a I like that. Yeah boys. Don't take that as a derogatory statement. It's not I Would say like I would always want to go to something like a live major tournament for a gaming thing Even though it sounds it sounds stupid Why to some people?

Why like a sport? Why this hell of I be no I get it But I would have screamed my fucking dick I would have come home like after the weekend I know and not been able to talk I'm just saying to you and I that would be this would be something to go to see 100% like this would have been right this tournament would have been the one to go Do you want to go do you want to listen saying that's great? Do you want to go see a car champ next year?

Sure like wherever it is you got a plan ahead But the only problem is they I Can't remember how long they took to announce this one But I feel like they waited too long too long to announce it and you have like you have a lot less time to plan Exactly like your trip which kind of sucks like I Would want to go see this yes Terry dancers. Yes, we should go do it. I think it'd be really fun It's like this time of the year and then go see like a CS go or CS to tournament to

Right here you go. All right Intros You have to watch this to get context of how big the scale was and then we can watch the ending cups copy dripped in black No, please stop This is kind of like the summary of the previous days and this these videos kind of slap though. Yeah Like look at this thing that was I mean now is last year obviously, but I Just want you know, I think that's a hell of cheesy the drums. Yes, so

It was a cool idea the first time they did it. Oh, yeah, and now they just keep redoing it It's kind of cheese. He's like I just want you know that yeah do it cuz it's cool And then don't like I think if you listen to this and I know you are ecter Stop doing it It didn't get me hyped Well, cuz you know what it's gonna go I love these cinematic like VOD summary like these types of videos to hype you up for the finals

Dude, I'm this I'm good. I can I can see I can speed all I'm so good at this fucking game I'm not I just want you know I played a I Played I played Halo the other day with a controller and I just want you know dog shit hot ass I Have I haven't used a controller in years. I haven't played with a controller in ten years Well, well not really played with a controller. I played more of the mouse and keyboard but if I Just want you know if they would let me play on a mouse and keyboard

If they stay at the cod league if they let me here you go. I would fuck them the ass They don't it live oh, I know you'd love this It's kind of dope how they have the live orchestra that I mean like I'm okay Obviously, we hate the song but song song so the live orchestra is kind of dope song sucks day. Oh Here you go. Here's optic Texas There you go, oh Steel school they're all fat they had them walk out first. I just want you to go there all fat For most cream cream cream looks good

I'm still part of octagon now. Oh, is he part of phase please take on interface? Do you think that was cheesy how they had them show up first and then walk to the side?

Whoa, let everyone cheer for the dynasty team. I think go back to that's kind of the dynasty team was so good That's that the real thing was the dynasty team was really good and then they just lost it Yeah, the crowd fucking love that shit though The dynasty team was really good soon as I saw Ken with a fucking bandana was like other one of this shit He literally only wore this one fucking this last match. Yeah, that's when he are you mean quavo?

Kenny not dude. Fuck that shit. Fuck that noise. No, man. He's quavo

I like it. It kind of sucks to be anyone playing them especially in the grand finals because like obviously the crowd's not gonna like it I think the the thing I like about E sports in a way is that like you could still boo the shit out of the person the people that you don't like yeah, but everybody's not like fighting We're in Athlete sports or whatever like pro Like people pop off Hop off like start fighting each other over like something stupid

So ultra knocked phase out of the tournament top six in losers I saw and it was scrappy versus draws it who they fucking hate each other. They almost fucking fought for yeah They like we're showing their girlfriends in the fucking stands during the match because apparently their girlfriends hate each other to it Was crazy. Why do people hate each other? Why wait wait hold on Why okay? Why did that shit was crazy? That's fine

Well, why why do the women have to know each other's like what can they just they could be friends? I know it's like I hate no scrappy's girlfriend and no, so this girlfriend they could like each other I think what happened the thing the reason is is because draws his girlfriend Like was contacting scrappy's girlfriends I'm like boss and trying to get her fired for some shit or something like some fucking slimy shit Which like that's kind of fucked up so I get it if you're pissed off about that

But then that got the two guys not liking each other which is fucking stupid No one knows a lot about it man If you're if you're a girlfriend trying to get someone else's girlfriend fired Yeah, that has nothing to do with you nothing. Yeah fair. That's just that's just her hating her Yeah, has nothing to do with it. I don't you shouldn't hate each other because I

I don't say this I don't know this is okay. It's fine. It's fine. Let's say this your girlfriend and I had a girlfriend your girlfriend was trying to get me fired or Your girlfriend was trying to get my girlfriend fired from a job. I Would not hate you. I just like that's kind of fucked up, but still I still love you That's kind of fucked up But like I wouldn't hate you But if she's like you can't hang out with if you can't you can't hang out with my can be like you can go fuck yourself

Because I love that man, and I'm gonna fuck him in the ass. Okay, here we go Wait, wait, wait, oh go back go back Modern warfare Dallas Empire Krim Klaster who Italy shots they had like the previous CD I'd wear champs They're like banners that banners in the lobby going back to the impact vanguard Kenny is in there. Mm-hmm This is second Kenny second champs. I didn't know draws it was I

Didn't know draws a one that yeah on thieves. Yep. I didn't know that. Yep. I can barely remember who won like way back They did lots of cool stuff like this But here's the thing that was dope off dick was running it This tournament was an optic hosting this Yes, I mean they were in charge of like the production of it because because The CDL didn't want to spend the money and octop optic was like, yeah, we're doing champs. So we'll fucking run the production

That's why they're doing I know what I'm saying is like they don't have an advantage. Why no, no, no I'm not saying they do I'm just saying why can't Why can't a leak it is a fucking leak you're making tons. I agree sing a tons of money I'm saying you can make an event just like this. You could you can dumb it down

That's what aches was saying. He's like it's kind of bullshit that optic got to host this because like from an advantage standpoint But he was more saying like the league should step the fuck up and host it Yeah, cuz champs should be like hosted by the league not by one team. Yeah, I think that's I think that's stupid by whoever Who fucking owns I'm gonna roast his ass who owns the car league? Activision? Yeah Yeah, what do you mean? No, uh

There are the people who are the people who own Call of Duty. So yeah, oh shit, you're right I know the college is owned by Activision Blizzard is the comps Company's second franchise based e-sports organization. So president president Uh Robert Rob. All right, let's keep playing fuck. I don't gosh niche. I don't care. You can go fuck yourself Coshnish Coshnitch something a little bitch It sounds like What is it wait didn't Activision get bought up by Microsoft for some shit?

They were talking about it. I thought they got bought out thought it I Don't remember if it actually went through but I thought it was supposed to happen a while ago. Yes Here's your bracket if you care. Oh, that was last year's number Yeah, no, I I was I looked at the bracket And it was very interesting like a lot of the teams that I did not think that was going to it's like phase I didn't think phase was gonna kicked out first round second round whatever. Yeah, no, it's crazy

It's a terrible performance ultra. I did not expect ultra. They got top three But still I didn't expect ultra to go down and loses like first game was it second or first game first game They lost the thieves. Yeah. Yeah, which is insane. Yeah, I agree. All right. So this is the last map. It was a Control so it was round five and the control here. We'll just watch this Okay, we're gonna watch the last last round is last round's fun. Yeah Yeah, I can play this game, dude, I'm so

Shut up. Yeah, I will I would I would Merck all these kids give me a Remington. Oh I'll take out offense to Can do you think they'll ever go back like Let's say they made ghost again like a remake of ghost, but they made it a little bit better Can't make ghosts any better brother. It's already the pinnacle. It wasn't good. It was the pinnacle. It's great I wouldn't I thought black ops too was the pinnacle Yeah, that was good. I like goes to ghost was ghost was I I think worse

I think we have a bias towards ghost. Oh almost got shit on I Think we I think oh Oh, they have offense. Mm-hmm dad, so they should not have won it here Do you think if they didn't win it here, do you think the tides would have turned No, they think they would I think I'm 11. I think this game nine and suck dick

I think they still would have won. They just get right here was four down You piece right here was four down and you're like, all right, they're winning it right here They don't win it the fucking choke it 100% just watch It's broken Oh Yeah, they definitely just we have broke but now look at the lives Yeah, so that becomes a problem for New York here because there's a minute 21 which is a lot of time You say that

You say that you can clutch up with that number of lives, but yeah, it's not likely. Oh by the way Uh, can you pause it for a second? Can we not finish it fine? Can you just not focus on one thing and then move to the next it's fighter Microsoft Microsoft does own Activision So yeah, I thought it went it closed in October 13 23. Okay, so they do own it

Yeah, which means hopefully but they haven't rebranded anything. They're probably rebranded after black ops 6 Oh like Microsoft studios and not active engine or something well Well, I would say no, I'm probably sure they'll keep it as Activision But I'm saying like for this cod league it might actually do a little bit better. Maybe we'll see They gave the money back We mean so the buy-in for the cod league was 25 million dollars for each team to be franchised

Mm-hmm. They gave the money all back The league yeah No, like we're completely changing how we do things and like you no longer have to buy in and a bunch of teams are gonna Get bought out as you know this season and they're gonna maybe expand later on but like a bunch of teams like oh great I can have my money back later. I'm out of here. That's good like cloud nine is getting the sub liners

Somebody's getting the gorillas like everything's changing. I think that's good. Yeah, it's good I think what it's probably gonna be it's but I'm pretty sure it might be turning into like a Like what CS is almost? It's going back to like what the CWO used to be where you get invited We can go back to like what the CWO used to be before the CDO. I don't remember that. I mean, it's just like non-franchised leagues Yeah, well if you think about how Like Counter-shake works. There's no

buy-ins. There's no like There's just multiple different just multiple different tournaments and Like there is leagues that you pay to get into yeah And then there's a there's a prize at the end and then like most of those leagues lead up to the major Which is like I think that's what they should do how Call of Duty can do that way better

The problem with the CDL is they have so few tournaments. Yeah, the good thing is hopefully they'll be able to have more land tournaments Yeah, which that's Where you can make that's where like if you have so many few Land tournaments it makes obviously there's online how like counter-shake does with like some leagues It's all online until You get to land and then it's the big a big tournament to the land kind of But it would be nice to have more people into it

612 I'd like to he said 12 v6. It's like dude. Come on. It's just what was six dog Well, they were playing the music I don't know where that music is coming from pause it. It's coming from the video Play it Obviously you can't hear it since you just I'm taking space on the map. They're looking to set up this. It's all good That was the kill right there for dashy, that's the wind right there and then Preds gets the cuts I

Bet you you were screaming. Oh hell. Yeah, dude. I was fucking jitty Wouldn't that be a Shot see second draws a second Kenny second or third

Shot see second Kenny second and then Fred and dashes first. Oh, it's Fred. I forgot They're gonna have the interviews here probably not Now All of it's gonna go to their head How much did they even get how much they even win was a hundred and I don't 500 or 400 I think it was 800 for first place 800,000 yeah, I think it's like two million total price for something like that Price for oh man, I got it eight hundred thousand dollars for for yeah for first

Sub sub liners got four and eighty thousand Toronto guys three hundred back when it was a million dollar tournament Yeah, 400 was first place. Yeah, and now second is four hundred eighty. That's crazy. That is insane, dude You got to see this though. Oh Coach karma this Damon's fourth ring Three as a player one as a coach Doesn't karma have four rings does now when I thought he had who has five rings

It's only people with three karma, Klister and crimson X have three each. That's the most is it? Yeah The crowd's chanting DB for cuz he got four rings now No, I'm curious who's that guy they're one of their coaches I imagine that you you drop that shit. Yeah This guy it's just it's just okay. Let's pause it. It's just like I get it. What are you laughing? I'll laugh I laugh because I I laugh just because

Obviously you're winning a huge tournament. It's a huge tournament. It's the only tournament that you want to win obviously It's not the only one. You want to win you want to win as most Like as much as you can as most as you can as more as you can as more But it's just when I hear when I hear commentators that I don't really care about talk about like

It's it's been a hard year for you like it's you had your ups and downs and shit like that and then it goes. Yeah Yeah You don't think that they're like saying anything profound or I don't I don't think they're saying anything like exciting exciting It's like how do you feel now? It's like All the haters Why do you see sound like he's from like New York, he's Australian. Oh, yeah

About that. It's got a New York accent It's an Australian accent And then this is where optic starts sucking this is like a this is like when cloud nine won See us the major the US major and then they started sucking Yeah, who could have made a better choice I'm just saying fucking at all piece of shit. Yeah, right Not at least the Adderall boy No, who was that a robot? No, it was Who I thought who was doing drugs too? No, dude. It was the guy who got kicked off Seattle for doing Adderall

I just want you know here hear me out. There's a But oh Oh, so the prize pool for oh dude Mike Mikey Mike pause do you want to go? submission Do you want to do you want to go to the blast? TV Austin major in 2025 is through June 9th through 22nd what we just go to the like The ending of it. Yeah, it's to be determined or it's in Austin. I Don't I mean, I don't care like that's not doing anything for me. It's an Austin Texas I know but I'm not in love with Austin Texas. They're mine

But what I'm saying you know, dude, but it's an Austin. No, he's gonna go Austin. We don't have to go to like fucking Like overseas it's at the moody moody center I've heard about that place. So like a theater or something

Oh, no, it's a arena moody arena moody center. Let me finish this. Yes, sure General manager that's the guy who runs that he's the president of the Manager Daniel say I think he's a fucking self Yeah, that's like president of so you're saying this GM couldn't fork over the money To make a that's exactly what I'm saying, dude Now that he couldn't they didn't want to know he he didn't want to because he wanted more money Because he's now that now that Microsoft owns Activision

Maybe they'll be able willing to pony at more events and stuff Microsoft hire me to do it for events I'll make this shit wild You want money I can get you money He's the MVP. Yeah, I Just want you to know everybody shots. He's really not smart. It's pretty our word What was the thing that we watched the what type where he's like? Like he's like the state thing or whatever. It was like one of their

Content videos where he was a guest this thing and he was just like obviously being fucking stupid. Yeah I think it was a fucking act This name not really even Bruce is Brandon I've told you why they call him Bruce before I don't remember I Thought he's the same and get laid we're gonna get lit tonight late tonight. I'm going to Disneyland That's what I would

If I ever if I ever was ever in one of those positions and just like what are you doing? I'm going to Disney World You're a major champion, what are you gonna do tomorrow? Disneyland Man

2017 was the last time I won caught champs with the dynasty and they went in seven more years later. Yeah Fans these faithful fans here in your home about the crying well first I gotta say my voice is a little coarse I've been yelling but none of this will be happening none of this will be possible if it wasn't for every single brick in the green Damn Also, also, I mean the resilience from this team having the major that they have we're not gonna talk about that

We're not talking about the day and what these men have done here today Let's go this one this one like all of them is for every single one of you That's it Championship Oh, yeah, they don't even make it like a like a ceremony or at all for it

It's just like interviews on the stage. Oh, it's just like like this should have been another platform for the winners Another plat oh like a separate other platform that they walk over like they would walk up and they would like do all their stuff up there like an F1

podium yeah, yeah, yeah celebration. They should have champagne bottles and shit. Yeah Yeah Yeah, so that was it pretty dope I mean that fucking venue though, I mean you can tell how much how much bigger this one is than normal caudavans

Yeah, like it's crazy. Well, it's because I think it was completely sold out like the whole fucking arena means they made money That means optic made money That means out of this whole time because they're because they're willing to put the bill to like put the cost up from the front The car made nothing codley made nothing out of the fucking sucks codley lost 20 25 mil 25 25 sitting on 25 bill They lost more than 25 mil This is a pretty banger Who won cod champs?

And 2024 let's see what my fucking if my fucking thing knows it'll probably guess wrong Let's see Mike's using this new chat GP t-shirt It's thinking llm's can make mistakes verify important Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah That's like hey caviar

I cannot provide information about that winner of call of duty. It knows what it is Champs in 2024 as that event has not yet taken place Cod champs is an annual tournament for the call of duty esports scene Featuring professional teams competing for a share of large prize pool past winners include teams like optic gaming phase clan and team envy the winner of the 2024 tournament will depend on the performance of the participating teams during the qualifying stages at the event itself

You're like shit. Well, no, so I downloaded this model um A couple days ago. So like actually when I downloaded this they're right. It didn't take place. Oh wait ask ask who won the 2024 23 no 2024 cs major who won the 2023 2024 there's only been one there's only been one so they haven't really won the 2024 I think it was jaymen them. I forgot his team and yes No team vertus pro. Well, I think it was vertus pro really things vertus pro with the old gambit team

Yeah, we'll head to the old gambit team. What team were they before? Oh Not ooh not v1. That's what it was Navi won fuck on what a simple to know simple was benched Why is he sucked now? He's been benched for like why a long time, but is he like wash now? That's wrong It doesn't know Yeah, I think uh He's like not a good player anymore. He I don't know man. What happened to him It just hasn't been playing. Did he like do some fucked up shit and they kicked him off for other reasons?

I don't know why I said, well, let me look it up. Let me see why simple hasn't been playing But usually like a major for this for CS2 or for CS in general is a hundred 1.2 million And the winners get five hundred thousand dollars That's about it. Well, it's like that cod fucking. I mean that's why it is simple Not playing for not be For not be On october 26 2023 simple the professional counter strike player from navi announced that he would temporarily step away from competitive

To take a break. He also said that he needed to take care of some other people in his life and fix some documents What? Simple also expressed fix some documents interested in hearing offers, especially as a rifler But he's had no plans to switch organizations. He was replaced by a wonderful on october 31st 2023, which then they won the major later next year

So he he volunteered to like he's so it sounds like a personal reason. Yeah, like fucking device or whatever. Yeah for a while devices I don't think Residency issues Simple yep Residency residency issues where well he's he's ukrainian So i'm pretty sure he's trying to wherever he was staying wherever he was staying was probably having issues and so It sounds like It sounds like simple is coming back So he's not like washed or anything No I think he's still streaming. I think simple still streams

Isn't he like a baller like getting paid hella money or something? Uh, let's see simple csgo net worth And I don't actually know what a lot of high net worth is for it. He's made 2.5 mil Tournament money though. Yeah, that's not including other shit. No, it's not including all of his other shit. What other shit?

Does he have do you think? I don't know. Yeah, he's just worth 2.5 mil like sponsorships. Yeah It's not that much For a lack of some he's from Kiev Ukraine I mean kiev kiev kiev Is there a place called kiev? No, it's a joke because it is it's called kiev But everyone now because of the fucking war in ukraine everyone's calling kiev Why is it the same place was it called kiev though? It's just different pronunciation. It's all well

They can all suck a cock. Yeah but yeah Yeah, so who's the highest paying csgo player doop re Who's the richest tournament tournament winning so yeah Yeah That doesn't include other shit. It says that simple makes about 130 thousand dollars a year 130,000 a year. That's nothing For someone like him Hmm cod players make more than that But caught well I mean that's not that much for who's the richest gamer pewdiepie that makes sense. Is he even a gamer?

No, he's a youtuber Who maybe plays games sometimes he makes yes, he's worth he's worth 60 million dollars He just plays games on Okay 60 million like Here who's the here here? I'm serious. Top top 10 riches Gamers net worth 10 richest gamers in the world I don't know who mark Mark fishbatch Who the fuck is mark fishbatch does it say what game they play mark eye pillar? Is that right? marky pillar

It says he's well known for marky pillar. I don't know. I don't know you probably just are reading it It's mark eye and then plie er P o i r mark player Hey, yeah, but that's I think it's probably something else. Anyways, he plays like dark descent gary's mod in five nights at freddy's

Then you have so he's like a sumo. He's not a professional. He's not a professional player. No, he's a youtuber sumo Sumo Hassan four mil he's a dota player um W2s Harry Lewis the he's one of the british sidemen From like kis and shit like that He's worth kis ksi. Sorry ksi he uh, he's uh Made six. He's a gamer kind of but And then you have no tail Which is another dota 2 player? I don't know any of these people are uh, a mirror Uh, another dota 2 player four mil Another dota 2 player four mil

That's what pred's name is a mirror a mirror. Yeah, and then another youtuber Nine mil shroud. I guess you could say shroud was like a professional esports player I guess he definitely was he was he's worth 20 million dollars. That's just because Dude gets paid streaming. That's the only reason why he got paid and him and ninjas right after him the only reason why oh Yeah, they had that deal with that fucking yeah, the deal with book thing. No, they had to deal with mixer. Yeah, facebook was

Microsoft's oh, right. They went there to To stream there and then like two three months later after they signed the deal with them They're like over shutting down services and they just gave the money. They just gave them the money They're like here have that money that they and now you can go back to twitch or whatever Yeah, and then Ninja was from he got his fame from playing fortnight Ninja's probably fucking rolling it in though. He has 40 mil 40. Yeah

Why is he below shroud on the list dude? He received four million four million 40 million from the deal because of his buyout That's why he's worth that much from mixer his How much 40 million 40 million Damn how much did Shaw got less Why Let's see why is ninja lower on the list? No, he's higher on the list. He's number two. Oh, you're going from the bottom to the top Yeah, no 10

Who's higher than a professional form? It's ninja number one. Yeah. No, pewdiepie is the number one He's a ninja's number two ninja's number two He has closed a 12 12.5 million in addition to his extensive fashion line with jinx gaming business Hey Wait, so how much did he get by what how much did he Get bought out for how much did shroud make from mixer buyout I always thought shroud had like 20 million dollar deal or something like that. Huh?

You said ninja had 40 million deal 40 month deal. What that's how much that's how he got paid from mixer I feel like shroud was like 10 to 20 something like that mixer contract. See shroud was a big streamer Oh, shroud only made 10 mil off of mixer. Okay. That's still a lot of money though and then I would assume the reason why ninja made more because he was He had uh because of all the little kids Yeah, he he got paid out from 20 to 30 million from mixer

He was the hot fucking guy. He was the hot deal ones because when fortnight came out when he switched to fortnight He was the he was making fortnight big and then became He was a halo player. Yeah Ninja was yeah, he was a professional halo player for many years. That was how he like started and I remember that I remember watching him because like he used to he came up with like fucking maniac and all them and All the og halo guys

I remember him telling his esport. I remember him playing that and then Like he slowly started started playing like h1z1 and started doing that Yeah, yeah, he went straight to fortnight after h1z1 He went from h1z1 to pub g that's right And then he went to fortnight from pub g because when pub g was dying Because fortnight was fortnight was popping off fortnight was supposed to be how the game was intended Which was you know build crafting and stuff like in surviving a night. Yeah

Surviving a night. Yeah, I thought it was like this the poison gas coming in. No, no, no, no So fortnight it wasn't a br the fortnight was not a br when it first began it was supposed to be a Like a you you go around loot build your house and whatever and you protect it from like creatures at the night Oh, it wasn't a br it wasn't a br and then they made a br This br is a popular well at the well at that time. Yeah, that's what they made and then they made a br

And then I think it was gonna pop off and then it popped off. I don't even know how many people still play fortnight What are the popular games now? popular e-sports games Just games like what are the most popular? What are the games that are like the biggest? Are you just going on twitch? See this is I hate this Just chatting I hate this That twitch does this. Yeah, I don't understand that top 10 games

Here you go. There's a guy playing fortnight games the biggest people are just chatting. Look just chatting 24k just chatting 48k League of legends 16k lol tyler One he's he got ban. He's that dude has a bunch of controversy. He got his name you got he well there's a bunch of controversy How do I find uh, you go to browse browse?

Oh, yeah games and then you go and then I can see oh here we go see like I I this pisses me off just just switches a game You know it's a game streaming platform and the biggest category is just chatting and it has half a million viewers And then the next highest is gta 5 with 200,000 So top games gta 5 League of legends fortnight so fortnight still up there. Although the numbers are kind of lower

Valorant the Elden ring. Yeah, I'll say Eden ring Elden ring is a big game. How do I go? Is there more games? I can go to? Um, you probably if you logged in but I feel like oh there we go I can't scroll though Call of Duty warzone Minecraft counter strike two Who's playing who's on the top of counter strike two right now? I feel like they don't have that many people watching anymore Or is there just lots of games that they're distributed?

Mom Actually, no wait go to sort by And then hit highest Donk Yeah, he's that new kid. That makes sense best player in kind of sugar whatever. Well, not anymore, but I thought he was But it's like the new simple I don't know everybody Within like if all I see was the hottest thing and then donk was the hottest thing because he won it

But it's they don't maintain it. Huh? They don't like maintain that level. No not like simple did The consistency is the biggest thing but like if you go to like HLTV.org is a good place to go but Like you can see People still play this game. Navi wins world cup Esports world cup Navi fire past g2 god damn dude G2 they passed g2 Let me say snacks doing good. No Hunter didn't do so hot That's crazy I don't even know this is going on

Like what the fuck is this? That was today. This person is just sitting outside at a table and they have 30,000 views XQC is the guy on the top lifting where I need the live button. Oh, he's watching a video or something Dude, most of these people that are doing this guy's playing a game right here and he's in the just chatting category He's probably because he hasn't switched it over yet But most of it's a man you do it or someone chat does it but Kai sin at

I don't know. Hassan abhi This guy talks about politics I've heard of this guy before but you just oh, is it that guy? Isn't that a what's his name? Hassan abhi wasn't that frost something Poseidon something. I don't know click on him this guy. Yeah Think is just mute it Oh, you see he's talking about the latest presidential news. No, it's not him never mind

Did Joe Biden dropped out of the race? I heard I was taking a piss yesterday and fucking Trump got shot in the head I know dude that was like right after your accorded last Saturday, too It was because you and you left and then I was like chilling and I like pulled up something on my phone is like Trump got shot at and I like what the fuck I didn't I didn't really how crazy is that? Oh that way like in 2024 and Like in our lifetimes somebody attempted to kill an ex-president

Like the last time that happened was Reagan in the 80s. It's really it's crazy. So wild when I heard about that shit Dude, I I get the video. Yeah I'll pull it up again. I watched the video Where I actually watch those him like dropping down. No, no, no, no, I watch that night Yeah, so that when it happened. Yeah, I was at Drew's house

Yeah, you got yeah, that's when it happened like right after you guys left. Yeah And then we're like why is this is breaking news like yeah, Donald Trump got shot at I was like, yeah I was like what and then we watched it and I was just like there's nothing wrong

Like all I saw him was grab his ear and I didn't know he got shot. I thought I was just holding his ear and just like for Like when he uh, you know was talking to the Secret Service or some shit Well, how many shots was that so there's only a total of eight shots See he got like it was like pachu pachu So like I think one way on the other side of his head and then the one went on this side and then one hit his ear so One Two the second one hit his ear

Three and then three missed again. So one and three missed but the second one hit it in the air And then they fired off a bunch more when he jumped when he dropped down and then he got shot in the head What I think didn't that didn't the dude that was trying to assassinate him get shot in the head By some oh, yeah, the Secret Service like merc them how like from where this is standing

They were like on a corner of a building over there and the dude just saw him just went but like why did they wait so long? Because they're probably trying to find him and they're probably weren't trying to kill no, but I civilians, but I mean The fact that he was able to be there in the first place Like how do you not see him? But the whole point of them being there is so that they prevent someone from being able to get on a roof to shoot at the

You know what I mean? I get it. That's I was I was telling someone I was telling I was talking to someone For guy who I was talking to Anyways, I was talking to someone about this. I was like, this is crazy And I was like, yeah, I can never be in the Secret Service And they're like why I was like because a I would never try to jump on to you have to literally like shield your body I'm not going to step in front of someone

Like a president and anything to save their life and not mine. Yeah And then and then and then he stands up and it's like let's go and then and then I was hearing and then I was this kid And then I was hearing Christ Like how is this getting shots off of a president people? Like on the next rally at his thing. We're wearing like band-aids on his ear

On their ears like a bunch of them. That is a solidarity. Yeah, this next round. Like yeah for solidarity for me at the convention Whatever like whatever after this one it was the republican national convention where they like officially make their nominees So whenever they did that a bunch of people like his supporters were wearing like dude. I love that about you

You're like at his next rally. You're so like not involved. Oh, you don't realize that's the rnc. Yeah, don't care Yeah, I'm just saying like yeah, yeah

I fucking love that about you. It's great. It's great to be me Judo and the actions of 20 I mean how how is it possible someone like this Can get in in the fucking through the security That's crazy to me The real question is how they telling NBC news crooks flew a drone at the rally site mere hours before donald trump took he sculpted out with a drone good call While common for the secret service to ban drones over areas. They are no shit It's unclear if that happened in this case

Drone and drone equipment were found in crooks's car crooks. Oh his last name is crooks. Yeah The source to senior law enforcement sources tell NBC news the FBI has uncovered more than 14,000 links on the phone of the shooter and then online searches by crooks involved depressive disorder explosive materials and chemical compounds as well as information about the 2021 oxford high school mass shooting. Oh, Jesus shooter, Ethan crumbly The details come as actions by the secret service come under

Oh, it's not that angle. I just I just like how this is what I don't understand like Every secret service is there to protect Or the former president or a president at the time and major kent is running for president even okay. Yeah, and then you have police Which are there to protect Well, so the police from what I understand what I heard is the secret service Their main job is like the the tight vicinity around the president and so like obviously venues like this

They just don't have enough people to be literally everywhere. So a lot of times they have local police Man the farther reaches of the area stuff like that. Yeah, but what I'm saying is to you is like you see you see like Two four cops right there. They heard gunshots Oh, you mean these two guys right here just standing and just standing just like no, I don't fuck this guy is big

And then you go and then you go like this you go. Okay. There's a person over there firing shots And you're not even like helping the crowd Like your job is to protect and serve the people that right right the first part of it is protect Well, it's fucked up is like one guy or two people died Like just in the crowd. I think I thought like yeah, two people died and one got injured

Yeah, but like that's fucked up too. Exactly like imagine you're just supporting of candidate for president And you get killed Here's the thing is no one's talking about the people the two people that just died from this little dude Well, I mean there was one guy. I think it was like a firefighter who they were like honoring him with some special thing

Cool, but like yeah, no, because you see that you see it Trump dude. Who cares? I'm just saying that's why that's the story Like it sucks that regular people aren't as big of a deal, but we're just fucking not I know But what I'm saying to you is like why Okay, he got shot at cool didn't die It's all over barely in victim barely be done with it Why can't you just go to you can go to the other people and be like these two people that got shot and killed by this person

Should also be honored like why aren't you honoring them? He think he did did he yeah at the Republican National Convention. He had like a whole tribute He had like his speech and he was like talking about him for a long last time I'm like how great they were and all this shit How does he know that he just got like from from his like no he talked to like their families and stuff and was like

Did he or did someone else? No, he did I think you think so. Yeah, no he did Okay, and like all a bunch of like rich Trump supporters are like Giving the families like millions of dollars and shit Like it's like pretty I mean that's obviously you can't replace it But people that support him were like stepping up who like have money and we're like donating which I'm like that's nice

Yeah, that's that's good. I'm like what more can you do though? Like that's about all you can do You can't but I mean if I was running for president and like someone was trying to assassinate me and like two people Well, I died. Oh, it likes the two people died at my rally like I would be doing I would do something like along those lines and be like

That's all you can do. That's I mean, that's all the things you can do. I can do We love you Trump Social media the department Homeland Security Office of Inspector General opening three probes examining the secret services actions I'm disappointed in oh, I think that's the I think this is this lady right here is like the current Homeland security head. No, she's like the head of the secret service right now. Everyone's pissed off at her

I would be like a bunch of old ass men like trying to walk fast while they're talking to somebody. It's hilarious. I would think like For her It wasn't her fault Well, obviously she's not the people on the ground, but you can only but no, but it's her like the buck stops with them

She's the person who runs it. I get it. There's a failure. That's on her. I know but what I'm saying is like A lot of people are like You can do the best you can like you could do you could you can go a hundred You could do a hundred percent a hundred ten percent to keep that place secure, right?

I think the recent people were mad at her is because apparently she was like not giving them enough people or something like that That's why they're pissed off at her because they were saying they they understaffed like Trump's events and shit with protecting people Which is kind of fucked up because like if you're like, let's say Biden is your employee Because like if you're like, let's say Biden is your employer because you're in the he's in the White House

Yeah, and like you protect him with like a hundred people but Trump with like 20 that doesn't look good No, that's that's why people are pissed at her. Obviously you'd want to protect Obviously, yeah, he's a former president. You want to protect the current president But you can do it like that has to protect former presidents too though and people running they have to So like it doesn't look good that they didn't have a lot of people

It's a bad it's a bad look is off. Not that not to switch up, but uh George joins me now from Butler and so positive so the the top 10 players the fuck

The top 10 players of CS CS. Why are we I know? I know we're talking about politics right now, but I'm switching it up for just a second Because you were talking about who's the top the players the top players and see us at the moment before we start talking about this is Torsey staven monasy twist Nico's starting from number 10 uh, Torsey staven monasy uh twist Nico shiro donk Oh, I forgot X. I forgot his name Please on mal sports Whatever it starts with an X exertion exertion

He's the top money player and then Zaya was the number one player based on ratings So anyway, this is crazy shit, dude. Yeah, I like that. I do hear about that You're like, what the fuck people are shooting presidents in 2024 with the fuck crazy, dude look at the look at the The like people wearing the stupid Oh, yeah, I was at the R&C. I think R&C people. I just saw was funny wearing Um, but do you think in our lifetime we'll see an assassination of a president?

Yeah, this is what I thought was very funny. This was everybody. There's like a bunch of memes going around See this kind of shit is fucking weird. I don't understand the kind of person who does this shit I just think like it's fucking stupid. You know, you know when we watch stand there and support your guy if you're like a Trump person, but this is weird behavior. Remember remember this lady right here. She's got this

45 47 she's antics. He was the 45th president and she's like already anticipating. He's gonna be 47th because Biden's the 46th Pretty confident. Yeah, but you know, it's really funny. Well, Biden dropped out. So it's not gonna be Biden. Obviously. Obviously. He's supporting Harris Go Harris He's under your fucking hat it's not even on your ear And standing in solidarity with president Trump actually you're speaking we realized that this was a tragedy that should have never happened

And we want him to know that we are doing of course these guys from arizona. Do you think that if let's just say That president Former president donald trump Got assassinated. Oh the country will be in fucking flames right now. Do you think the country the country would be in flames right now? 100% That cannot happen trump supporters, dude would burn this motherfucker to the ground if that happened Loki I believe that shit

Sort of that would be a fucking terrifying thing. But do you think do you think and that's so crazy it almost fucking happened It almost happened it can happen again Fucked up, dude. It can happen at any moment in time don't shoot people it's bad But what i'm saying is is do you think in our lifetime we're gonna see an assassination? I did an actual but an actual where they actually killed the guy. Yeah, like a jfk almost all the president specifically Sure. No

And like a u.s president. No I just want to let you know if homeland security listen to this or the fbi the cia Whatever you want to be i'm not speaking ill Okay, i'm just saying I mean the odds could happen I would say it's unlikely, but I mean after this The fact that he didn't actually kill him was kind of a lucky Trump was kind of lucky Because like because damn dude if he was uh My ears right here if he was

Two inches well and trump was like turning his head away from it right at the right time too, which was fucking crazy He heard the shot No, I think he was he turned into it before he even started shooting trump would like turn to like go to the next teleprompter To talk again and right when he did that then he shot him in the air and if he hadn't done that it would like gone through His face or something like that It's but fucking crazy man But if you think of like if he turned like this if he

Like that's his it I don't think if he didn't even turn he wouldn't never got shot that dude missed The kid obviously wasn't like but if he was too like two inches more this way got shot in the face He probably would have done yeah Through this with him, but we also like This is stupid Yeah, I when I when I think of this Yeah, when I when I super cheesy when I see this I think of Oh, here you go I think of like a huge Video shows shooter on rooftop moments before trump shooter damn

Oh, yeah, there were people in the crowd who like saw him and shit like beforehand who were like trying to yell at cops to like Get him and they did me. Yeah, someone's on top of the roof. Look Gary right there. I can't see right there. See him. He's laying down. Yeah, he's laying down

Oh, he's he's shooting from a distance. Yeah But like look at this shit How do you not say hey, there's a possibility of a shooter so we got to get the president off the stage Off like that's fucking crazy, but that's on the off that's on the officers, man We have people that Right here, right on the roof. This is crazy, dude Like that's fucking crazy that he didn't like get him I just yeah, I'm not so crazy. It's crazy because that's clearly a video showing the people saw that guy

I just think it's crazy that top six suspicious factors. There's already like hella videos about this shit Well, look at the look at the one on top right above that one This one here. No, the one on the left this one. Yeah Oh, this is cool. Oh, I'm down with this. I got three representations. I just want you to know I don't support

Donald Trump and I don't Terry doesn't know anything about politics. So I don't support any democrat or republican It's only days It's only days until he plans to this is just I just we're just talking about this because that's an interesting moment, yes We're we're talking about this as observers of the current environment in the world

It's kind of like talking about JFK getting an assassinated. There's a lot of shit behind that too. Also. I think it was an inside job He's just a big When shots are fired Look what happened? I wonder if they I'm just let it play because I want to see if like if he didn't turn he probably like if they show like a trajectory Yeah, but survived I like this guy already Someone tried to assassinate him in broad daylight. Here is how it unfolded. Oh I like this guy. This is a cool video. Wait, what

What is his name Fern dot or just fern by the time this video is published? Oh, you think he has like other videos too? Yeah It's a hot sweltering early evening Tens of thousands gather here. Did he came out with this quick? Pennsylvania is one of six vital swing states that will help secure the win in the next presidential election Butler is he saying that he thinks this is gonna give him the town You He is surrounded by supporters

Most are sitting or standing in front of the stage. Oh, he does a lot of like conspiracy things Recreating the scene and she'll like that. I'm not sure but this is really nice There's some other ones we should look staff and security

Including secret. Oh, they're doing like he did one like a day ago by Hitler's plans for assassination of the bomb three large buildings on the roof of the building on the far left and on the far right are secret service snipers They are constantly scanning the surroundings looking for threats They can be seen in this video filmed by a crowd member

Tense music that was that those are the ones that killed the guy. Yeah Trump begins with his speech things seem normal He turns to the right and points at a chart showing statistics on border crossings At the same time several people in the crowd notice a man with a gun on the roof of a building close by It's too late Crap crap crap Wait, hold on hold on hold I think this is fake this pic with the bullet. Oh 100 but The thing is YouTube has a very um like gun policy

Like a very show guns or blood and show like that. Well, no like with a bunch like if you think of a demo ranch and Brandon Herrera Like when they show guns or some other that sometimes they can't say like shooting bullets They have to say like shooting pu-pues like when you say i'm shooting a gun you say like i'm shooting a pu-pues

You can't say the word bullet. You have something like that. There's like a there's like a big It's like a huge thing about why it's as important for this video because This is this is it's you hear the bullets and this is getting someone being assassinated

This is like all over the news though. I mean this is on news channels on youtube too I know i'm just saying the difference between youtubers playing with guns and someone getting assassinated is a little bit different Are coming from here on the roof Oh, I didn't realize he was like on the side of him. I thought it was more uh front on The gunman is 20 year old thomas matthew crooks He is armed with an ar-15 Semi-automatic rifle the gun was legally purchased by his father

First he apparently fires around three shots. Take a look what happened one two three

Trump reaches up with his hand. The first bullet pierces the upper part of his right ear He will later say that turning over to the right at that exact moment prevented the bullet from hitting him right in the head He ducks down behind the podium and within three to four seconds You think that podium is like bulletproof secret service agents swarmed the former president That podium's not bulletproof and things too small and shield him right on bodies

crooks opens fire again immediately with five more shots If I got behind that it's like oh shapey damn dog right before the first shot by crooks One of the snipers on the left roof behind trump seems to detect the gunman prepares to return fire Before he shoots this sniper sees the guy Some outlets report that these snipers killed crooks while the secret service confirmed its personnel neutralized the shooter We could not corroborate that it was in fact these specific agents

The gunman also hit spectators on the bleachers one man died. That's what it's the firefighter guy. Yeah Two others were critically injured With but I think one died, but I think one of those passed away one of them died in the hospital The phone's still on we can hear the tense exchanges among the agents Yeah, I I just want you to know Can you pause it? I just want you to know if we're in that situation there was gun firing like that And we are sitting ducks

You mean in the crowd or in secret service. We're all just pouted on those six people already know you're not Built for the secret. I get it. I get it. But what I'm saying to you those secret service people I give them props good for them, but you guys are fucking stupid Let's just say they never they never killed the assailant, right? You are sitting ducks right there

Every single one of you are sitting ducks. That's the job. They know the job Terry. I get it. They're that they're paid to be sitting The people I'm just saying all you people in the fucking crowd too are sitting ducks everyone behind him

Move bitch. Well, you can't get out of these bleachers. Oh, you can't not fast enough Oh, I would no but I mean Another thing to say I would never be at a like a rally like this let alone in the seats behind the president what I think about rallies in America is If remember if you're what they're just not for you. They're not for me. They're not for me either

Like I'm I can't I can't imagine going to something like this. I feel like this This right now does Trump ever come to our area probably not you want to go? No, not anymore. I don't want to go anywhere with presidents like with like anything like yeah

Adjudtation like that in this day and age. No, yeah, but I ever I think of like this You watched a man in the high castle where this feels like utopia of like Popper like the Nazis always did propaganda The Nazis yeah, everybody does propaganda right literally every government in that in the show you see like they may they have like a um Like a studio like propaganda studio like that. Sure. This is what it reminds me of like today's age of Like politics a rally is propaganda

Yeah, to me. I see it as propaganda of just like some shit like this I get that you like look at all these people just sitting here like what the fuck's going on like if I heard gunshots My ass would be over that way. Prepare to escort him to an armored vehicle There's no way I sit in there I got you sir. I got you sir. Let me get my shoes sir. Hold on. Let me get my shoes? Dude fucking move bro Sitting ducks In about 75 seconds after ducking to the ground

Trump raises his fist. He's mouthing the words fight fight fight the resulting photos immediately travel around the entire world That was the smartest thing he ever did was like before they like left. He's like wait. Let me say one thing and then he puts his fist up like that was fucking genius The crowd starts to chant for the former president as he leaves the stage Trump is then This also brings back to like these people are screaming in USA, but you just got to realize that one of your Never

Yeah, but that's that's always the trump chant is they always do that. He's saying as in like yeah The guy who shot was a american citizen an american citizen like you're chanting usa. You should just be like Fuck that guy. Yeah, like like something else besides because like he's flown to new jersey. He appears to be well Yeah, I'd be I'd be feeling like holy shit. Yeah questions. We don't have an answer to right now

Why would forces unable to prevent the attack? I don't know analysis on x On x snipers on the roof behind trump for my known as twitter We're likely scouting for dangers further away with this rooftop possibly falling into the responsibility of other law enforcement agents Yeah, unable to corroborate that Why couldn't our men climb up on this building? What was crooks's motive the gunman had no criminal history and pennsylvania's public court records

They usually don't times found a voter registration record for crooks. It shows that he was registered as a republican They also found that he donated $15 to a liberal voter turnout group $15 donation platform in 2021 It was a kitchen worker and had a membership at a local shooting club The fbi found suspicious devices in both his car and home They are being evaluated by the agency at the time of this recording The investigation is ongoing and new information is being published by the minute

President biden and various leaders around the world condemn the attack on political violence at large The picture of trump bloodied but defiant with a raised fist in front of the american flag Will surely become a powerful symbol in his reelection campaign This is gonna go down in like history I mean not that many presidents were assassinated or attempted to be assassinated. Well, wasn't it? The only person that well there's been attempt

Assassinations on most every single president. Yeah, I guess the only ones that died Was jfk. It's the only one well reagan almost died too. You got shot Lincoln died. Oh, yeah, he did die Who's the other one that like Hoover? Hoover got shot and then he no Hoover Herbert Hoover

Got shot. I think Hoover. Yeah, he got shot at like his uh something I think Hoover Hoover here we go lists of the United States presidential assassinations Shot for sitting presidents have been killed Garfield Williams Abraham Lincoln James Garfield William McKinley

And jenoff kennedy. Who was the one I didn't realize what McKinley got shot and killed Theodore that's who it was I think Theodore they already updated it Theodore Ronald Reagan is The only u.s president to have been injured in an assassination temple in the office and survived two former presidents Teddy Roosevelt and donald trump have also been injured Oh, jero fort experience attended this assassination by a female assailant which

Had happened in two separate occasions one. I remember either someone got stabbed Or shot at and then they killed the they killed the person and then he's he's still bleeding or whatever And then he does like a speech like while he's still like Something I can't remember but Excuse me Uh Did you were you affected by that crowd strike fucking fuck up the other day? The all the Microsoft computers were not working dude my company went downhill did it. Oh, yeah, dude So you guys are hella

You guys are reliant on that that shit a lot. I have to have to most of the the PCs that we use Are well computers that we use within side our business is all Microsoft But it's you guys are reliant on crowd strike specifically. We aren't but like some computers were like We're fucked up like they were having that uh

A blue screen of death sign-ins like thing. I don't understand. I thought it was just if you were a crowd strike customer I don't know on a windows pc I don't know Because crowd strike is the company that fucking pushed the update to their customers So if you weren't a customer of crowd strike, I don't I thought you couldn't it wasn't affecting you It says it didn't it didn't uh Let's see I Was surprised that none like none of my shit was like down

At all for my work. I don't think we have the latest versions of stuff Yeah, so it says crowd strike is expanding its use of WH W or aws So it is a part. Yeah, so it did affect it had to have been yeah, yeah, I did affect aws So like not all your shit just like a bunch of it though. Just not all yeah, not all of it were you guys kind of fucked for a while or It's it was still happening like throughout like there was some did it like slow you guys down

Yeah, hella. Yeah, some people couldn't log into their They're like was it like affecting the machines like on the actual Like the machines that like get stuff out the door Or just like people like you just people that use computers. It was so it wasn't like affecting the

Actual computers that are attached like the conveyors and she'll like that. That's a different system. But yeah but It says this is what the new gun rules on youtube is as per as the per the As per the policy any links within the title of the video or in the description on the site within Where in firearms and certain accessories are sold are not allowed So you can't link saying like you can't link if you're sponsored by say you're sponsored by barretta

You can't you can't put put a link down there and saying like go buy a barretta But you can show it but you can show it. Yeah Looks kind of weird You can't like you can't link to a sponsor if the sponsor is a gun

Yeah company. Yeah, that's fucked up says google will announce this week Oh, we'll prohibit any video instructing how to remove fire safety devices Firearm safety devices the video is showing homemade guns automatic weapons and certain firearm accessories like silencers will be restricted to users 18 and older So it's I don't know I just think it's weird What's but I I do remember a president getting like stabbed or some shit and then I kept doing this Uh speech though

They got stabbed during a speech. They got stabbed going up to like a speech or and then like While they were while and then the the person got apprehended or something Or died someone shot him or something like the secret service. Maybe it was one of the vice presidents and then and then like They continued to do their speech while they were bleeding. Mm-hmm. So I don't remember who it was It was incredibly threatening. The president has been a federal felony since 1917

Wait, but I we we threaten a president all the time. We say go fuck themselves credibly threatening Oh, credibly. So if I say go fuck the president, that's not credibly, right? Yeah, I would imagine not because it was like free speech, you know, yeah, which is really not that shit. Yeah pretty Wait, wait, wait, wait I don't mind let's go down who gives butt Garfield Was this the stabbing? Oh shot him twice right there right there. Oh, no Oh, that's fucked up

Dude shot him in the back and for 11 weeks. He was like suffering Until he died. That's so that's so sure he's got an infection. That's insane Oh gone it gone, ria What's that? That's so crazy Wow He this guy claimed to have shot Garfield out of disappointment at being passed over for an appointment as ambassador to france Fuck dude back in the day americans were wild wild dudes

We're they were doing they were doing shit like this and like fighting and dueling over just simple shit. We are still wild No, but I mean like back in the day it would be like congress people be like throwing fucking hands In fucking congress that used to happen all the time So willy mckinley was uh Gunned too closer. The first bullet ricocheted off their button or an award

And then the second one was in the stomach and then he died. Yeah Everybody knows about JFK assassination, so it's whatever Oh, yeah before this one mckinley the secret service was not actually meant to protect the president It was like some other thing and then they changed it to be like specifically to protect the president

Yeah, damn do that dude got an electric chair in 1901. Yeah, he was executed by an electric chair in auburn Oh, it's new york I really want to find out the one the president of the guy like stabbed and then continue to Can you look that up? What can you look up like president? uh was

Stabbed or shot at and then continued their speech or something like that. I forgot who it was. I want to say it was theodore The stabbing of lincoln's secretary of state no, it was like It was back in the day US president Yeah, it was a us president that got stabbed or shot and then continued to do their speech afterwards I forgot who it was. Yes, it was it was roseville. Yes, teddy Yeah, when teddy was shot in 1912

This dude was a wild guy theodore. Yeah, oh dude 100% like going to african on like hunting big-ass animals and shit all the time I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot. Yeah so Yeah, so he got shot at and then oh and then he said and then he and then he goes I don't

Don't know whether they're friends. I understand you should be quiet as possible. I don't know whether you fully understand I've just been shot It takes more than that to kill a bull moose the wounded candidate assured them Damn and pulled out a bullet riddle 50 page speech Yeah, so I was just prepared marks which had two big holes through the page Fortunately, I had a manuscript so I see a big long speech with and there is a bullet

There is where the bullet went through and probably saved me from going into my heart. The bullet is in me now So I cannot make a very long speech, but I will try that that's fucking crazy, dude Wow So what's theodore roseville that got shot and then continued to do a speech? Isn't that nutty that dude was a badass

He was a wild man. Yeah Yeah, dude just even back in the day, man Like back in the day the presidency like oh there it is the shooting had occurred around just after 8 p.m Roosevelt entered his car outside the gill Patrick hotel has as he stood up in the open air automobile and waved with his hat A flash of a Colt revolver five feet away lit up the night candidates What is that?

Yeah Yeah, there you go the candidates stenographer quickly put the would-be assassin in a half nelson and grabbed The assailants right wrist to prevent him from firing a second shot That's oh there it is

So he had like hella shit that like slowed the bolt down. Yeah, I think it was a book. That's what you're saying Oh, that's because I had so many pages it was Xers taken after the campaign shows a vented of the bullet lodged against Roosevelt's third right rib on the upper path to his heart Fortunately, the projectile had been slowed by his dense overcoat and steel reinforced Eyeglass case in a hefty speech squeezed into his inner right jacket pocket Damn, yeah

How did you know this someone told I I was reading something and someone was talking Never knew this you never knew that I maybe I did I just never like stuck out to me But do you know that's why they don't so ever since JFK is assassination They did not do open automobiles anymore Oh That's why they're always like an armored SUV and that's why they're always in like Yeah, they don't allow the president to sit in a convertible period. Yeah, they're always in the tank. Damn

I guess that makes sense. Yeah, I mean think about it. Kennedy got shot and got shot in the head Back into the right, you know I'm saying or was it back into the left that guy didn't miss No, he did Well, actually technically you shot him twice Because the first one he got shot in the back and that's why he was like leaning over and then you got shot in the head That's the fucking sucks You're telling me man Well, I'm not me, but I mean you're telling everybody else in reality

Like think about like, uh, what was it? What's her name? What was her name? What was his wife's name? Janet Janie's night. Who's wife Janelle? Who's wife JFK's wife? Oh Nancy Nancy Jackie Jackie Jackie Kennedy. Yeah, but imagine being her and then like you see that happen And then you you can see in the video her crawling back And to grab the piece of his head to put it back. Oh, I heard about this. That's yeah, that's fucked up. Yeah. I remember that

Uh, you could just you could just see it. That's so you could see the like the blood you could just see like Like what you see in a game for like a headshot or something. That's what you see in real life You just see you see him get a shot like right there and you should see his head scalp come up How about the times that? Um Congress I know that what are they called congressional people Congress congress members congress members getting or senate congress whatever congressmen

I know that his brother got his brother. He got uh assassinated too. Bobby kennedy. Yeah. Yeah Violence in congress before the civil war. Hey these motherfuckers used to fight all the time The canning

In the three decades leading up to the civil war there were more than 70 violent incidents between congressmen. That's what I'm talking about back in the day They used to fucking just brawl it out Congressman during this period commonly carried pistols or bowie knives when they stepped onto the congressional floor Some constituents actually sent their congressman guns This is like some badass shit the fights that broke out among congressmen didn't usually make it into newspapers

Which themselves faced mob attacks for abolitionist sentiments, but there were some exceptions Challenging someone to a duel was therefore not just about a congressman's own honor. It was about defending the honor of his party Was it yeah It's crazy. Oh, we got a picture. No, we do is spot next weekend. Yeah back to back. I think it's back to back. Yeah They're gonna sack Paris

After spa I've heard you think yeah, he doesn't do well. He did well He fucking crashed and qualifying again But he got like p7 or something p8 you got p7 Coming from 16 to 7 they're gonna lose the constructors

If he keeps performing like this, I think Norris is gonna win. I think Norris might win the championship No, Norris is not gonna win, but McLaren might win the constructors There's too much to overcome to beat max and the drivers Yeah, two to one right yep, that's what I thought I got land doing Lewis What oh Lewis got third right? Yeah, right? How many of you won now You coming back I think I'm coming back a little bit. Don't get your panties in a bunch. I do. I might lose that Yeah I

Might lose I might lose what's going on. I might lose that Let's see Let's see. Let's see. I how about we do we do a tally. Oh, what doesn't matter? one two three Four five Six you have six so far and you have what six wins you have five One two Three four five. Yeah, next five to six next weekend is spa It's five to six

It's closer than it was before it was dude. I lost like I lost like the first three in a row Dude this is I like it I like it like what like This this mixing of a bunch of like people winning But it makes it harder for to guess You know it's exciting how many people are winning now. Yeah, not just max It not just max and we just put max is one like now. I don't even want to put max is one anymore Because that car is shit That do you think the red ball car is shit right now? It's not great

I wouldn't call it shit, but it's definitely not up to snuff. Do you I watch that accident I'm on the left You're on the yeah, you're on the right. You're on the left You can just write our names up there. Just write t. M&T

Um, I gotta stop soon. I'm hungry as fuck, but it's just it's it's it's weird to me That spa spa Which doesn't have a the here's the thing is that red bull have a Well red bull has a hard time in the the slower bits And spa is pretty much just all high end speed low down high end of speed Oh no, man, it's gonna be tough like they're that team is having issues And then like we're hearing a bunch of uh, I'm gonna I'm starting to like get all fucking frosty and make fucking

I'm making I'm making wild guess. Well. I'm making wild guesses lately and I've been losing Which is maybe not maybe why I should not be wild, but I'm be wild again. I'm gonna be wild. I'm wild I I have I'm gonna lose I'm fucking stupid. What did you I don't know. I want something interesting. I think max will win this you don't think glando is gonna top five

I'm saying that's I'm betting I'm betting. He's gonna have a stinker or like a crash or something I don't think I can get a picture for this episode by the way I've been trying to run searches Like multiple times and it keeps failing. Why don't you just use the other one? I'm sorry. Just use the other one the other one. Yeah Yeah, what other one don't you have another one another what? Image generator. Yeah. Yeah. No

Oh, I thought you I thought you installed a new image generator. No, I have one image one and one Text one now. Yeah, no, no, no, okay. They're separate things It keeps getting hung up at the end Which I don't understand. I know I want I'm not putting max first Don't put lando first All your dick Hmm. Follow your nose whatever it goes Let's see what I get here Look look look Claire I Really I feel like Sergio's gonna do well at this but then I thought about putting him in the top five

But I still can't bring myself to do it. I'm doing he's just been so bad lately. I spilled Sergio around Sergio come out to play I'm gonna put I don't feel like Ferrari's gonna do that well, so Okay, yeah All right, here's the pics for spa They're in they're locked in. We're locked in baby All right, this accidentally has crossed out Sergio in my line. What'd you go with? All right, here we go starting from five

Mike you chosen Leclerc. I chose Sergio. Yeah, I was I was actually debating putting him five Um four you put Russell. I put Piastri How dare you Uh, three You put ham. I put Lewis. Hell. Yeah, you have shots of Lewis number two you put Piastri and I put max Lando wins and then you put for one you put max and I put lando Spa is such a different track though to hungry that that's why I feel like the rainbow might come back I feel the same way as you But that McLaren is pretty quick

The thing is I think how how many seconds were they ahead of Hamilton 10 or 15 or something? I will let you know right now Hamilton to Norris was 14 seconds Pretty pretty good But hear me out. I think the reason why I think that lando could win it Is the what the race? Yes spa Sure, he could I agree with you. I guess anybody could honestly. I agree with you 100% Is that the the the second sector?

Of spa is a little bit slower and not high speed ish yeah, but But the red bull is struggling to turn also true but also if For some strange reason when you when the red bull gets hard Like the hard times it comes alive. Oh, they come alive It's something about The softs and the mediums that are making that car difficult to steer What I'm getting at but also I was hearing that Fucking max was being hella grumpy over the radio the entire time watch the race. I did

Then how were you hearing? I was hearing it Oh, like while they were doing like he's like this is shit like My car won't turn my brake balance is all fucked up because apparently was well also Also, he was fucking two o'clock in the morning sim racing still that's his normal fucking mo, isn't it? That's what he always does. That's nothing new. No, it's not but they were just saying like christian horn and he's dedicated I mean

It's like horners said childish radio talk wasn't wasn't at first happen. What? He called someone called him stop being childish as GP First day I've been rich due to lack of sleep Is that shirt from uh, Texas? Hell. Yeah, brother. It's from crowded barrel alchemy crowded barrel alchemy alchemy crowded barrel. All right. I'm fucking starving. No one sucks dick All right, so if you win this we'll be tied at the summer break. How many weeks is a break three four whole month?

August there's no races in august. No races in august. I think the next one is in september No, no, no, no, you're right Zandavort is the 23rd 25th of august and then we show three weeks off. Yeah And then we get then we get monza Then we go to Baku. You want to watch it? Spaw Baku No spa what time spa? six probably Let me look Let me let me go into my looking glass All right, I don't have a picture. I'm sorry. What my shit's fucking broken bruh

You don't have a picture. Nope. We're gonna let the people down. We are You know we suck Races probably at six o'clock in morning. It is any last words One time is a race at One time is a race at Dude, why is it always at six? It's all these european races. You know this Dude, it's probably gonna rain. Yeah It's the weather like in fucking austria It's not austria you bitch in belgium This is this is this is max for stappings third home race No one cares because he hasn't the austria home race

The spa home race and the xandivore. Why are they his home race? Tell us what why are they his home race? Terry tell us because he's all those three combined combined combined Oh, dude, that's a good title. I had dude I was struggling for a title and picked a fucking stupid one, but come blind is a fucking banger That's a that's a wrap folks. We can call it a fucking day

Okay, come blind. I love it. That's fucking a magic right there coming and clutch at the end come blind Yeah, it's about cum No That's too far you bitch

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That's another tishotata. We're hitting them on the end back end here semi chub semi chub. So I we I appreciate all of you Um, please keep up the hard work keep telling your friend and family About this show stay productive Um, as long as as long as we're out here You're as long as you are out here. We're out here shout out to the all the sweaty men You know, yeah trying to live it up but thank you for uh sticking with us and uh

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