#122 - “It’s the hot sauce”

Orward it's his it's a span of two weeks Are we in the heat wave folks we are this is he waves on the And then it then it should be like oh wait. There's some more Huge rain bombs and then rain or he trained on rain bombs are supposed to happen. Hell. Yeah Oh, how was it here? I should I think about as you are we going we've been going You start singing he's like Where are you saying what song is that down?

I'm thinking that's a heat waves you should play heat waves wait. It's actually called heat waves. That's called heat waves Oh, we're playing in you don't know this. You know, I know it, but I didn't know what the name it is heat waves by glass animals. Yeah This one can you hear this? Actually a banger Why is my level so low on the computer Terry? It's because turned up on your side all the way your volume. Yeah There goes it's just a really quiet okay

He waves a motor one of us. Oh, yeah, it's hot here How hot was it your house mine or how however you were? casual because I have a thing called a AC unit some kind of week AC no kind of weak bitch I know weak bitch then why use an AC because some fucking comfy as weak. I don't want to fucking die man You scared I'm trying to die me and Tyler went swimming in the water. That's right. We did it was like a spiritual experience for me What do you mean? We went well?

I mean more we went down to the park and like swam in the water. That's right. That sounds gross It was the water is not great, but it felt so good. I oh down there Yeah, down to the park. It was like it was a high tide. Oh, that's gross. It was disgusting. It was nice You guys are disgusting. No, we spread off with the hose afterwards. You sprayed yourself off with the hose Yeah, even more disgusting while you're a hater. I'm not a hater. Did you send me something? I'm a masturbator. Yes

It went away. What do you mean when I I saw pop up and then it disappeared. Why me it disappeared? Oh, I thought you airdropped it You know Trust me you might you might as well just airdrop the tone. There we go. I want a forecast. I think dude. It's supposed to be 90 oh you really need to get high you don't I was I I Was just watching a clip from ymh of

Not him on their podcast but of him doing one of his retreat videos. I've never seen this man before in my life Yeah, Terry this is gonna be great Did it supposed to be like 90 like it's supposed to be hot until Wednesday next week I think it was Tuesday the hottest day Tuesday is like 92 or some shit here. Yeah, no Did you guys see the the trend with that girl? The Hawk to good. I'm looking for a man. I don't watch internet. But no no Tuesday. It says 87 here, Terry

It's like 92 where I'm at. Well, I didn't ask you that I said I'm not here. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes Here and you said yes, I like I didn't say for you you fuck I Mean, I want to get I've been saving these for like a month opening photos. What is this? airdropping into you I can see that There we go, let me see let me see let me see Got so much shit It's shit. Is that on their chair?

Uh, no, it's shit. It's shit. It's shit. So it's supposed to be like 83 today 83 tomorrow 86 on Tuesday 99 on Wednesday 71 on Thursday 74 on Friday 79 and Terry put to we're dying. It's a heatwave. What fucking dying? What is it? Shit, what is it? I The first one and the second one in the third one I say I want to play this one on the text message. Okay What's so how is your

Okay, chill you know that that's too soon. No, no, no, this is three video your three videos to down like we need to start What am I watching first the first one on the left watching something like on the left? Whatever your original like some fucking Gen Z shit. It's not opening. I say this for you a month I just this is an important you have to import. Why don't you just send it to me like Terry does this is bullshit

You get click on me. I import import. There we go. Simple as that. How do I get them? right down How do I get it? I know people don't listen to this podcast How do we talking about this podcast has been popping off? Yeah looking for a man in finance the trust fund six five They are why she trained why she sounds so stupid Okay, wait, why'd she kill this we got to go ahead and make something. I'm looking for a man in finance

Oh, yeah, Terry. Yes, it's only right to make this as rapy as possible Hey, hey, hey, hey Come on go. Yep Whoa I For a minute Yeah Blue eyes Looking for me Oh Hey, oh Terry you're getting rock hard Well, that's on slabs. Yeah, it's pretty good. Is there like a full song? I maybe now probably probably I want to put that again Can I blow your mind real quick?

Okay, so the word dinosaur this is one of Terry's videos where there's a guy talking and then weird shit happening on their side And then every time I look at the other side He goes hey, don't look it's not about that and then I don't care because I say all I care about is the right hand side He's gonna clean rust off this thing. Well, it's because people don't have Just watch one thing

Watch you can't clean the rust off it. Yep. There it goes. So the word dinosaur Oh, Greek words, okay, they know oh means terrible and sorrows which means lizard Okay, okay, I'm a source lived hundreds of millions of years ago apparently and Apparently language here allegedly five thousand years old Let that sink it. What so either there were Greek people around a hundred million years ago or Or or there were dinosaurs Or is five thousand years ago? What?

And if you want to go down this rap and you can look this up if you want to go down this rabbit hole with me You start to ask questions like well, how did they build the pyramids? How did they move? Giant rocks through the desert Well What could pull a giant rock through the desert? dinosaur Okay, I don't like that one. All right now go to your text messages The girl again go to the text messages. I am yeah. Yeah, so it's another one with a girl is the second one

This one. Yeah, do that one Finance Six five wait, why does she want him to have a trust fund doesn't she want to make something of himself? No girls don't care about that Looking for a man and that's a pretty good beat though. I'm still fucking looking for my man I Actually like the the song the guy made now do the So just so you know yeah, we're gonna play the bald guy video Okay, I'm gonna do it. Okay, but then I'm gonna also show you more and it's gonna horrify you okay about that bald guy

Chill, but I really like this song wait. I don't mean a man in finance. You already went over this one This is the same video. Is this your podcast? Oh, I like this song. I'm gonna play this song. You know what chill Is this your podcast? No, it's a banger bro. It's pretty good I'm looking for a minute Hey, that's not nasty you smell nasty Mike smells like shit Dude that guy's amazing you're amazing. I love that guy. Hell yeah, brother this video. Good job Tyler

Oh, you really need to get high you don't need coke. You don't need drugs. You don't need alcohol You just need a rectum and a third eye. What your breath of fire for example?

Feel your anus feel your third eye inhale Squeeze that beautiful anal ring and feel it connected with your nuts your anal ring Feel it connected with your nuts your anus and your third eye Which is basically your pineal gland in the center of the brain at the apex of the ear slightly to the back No, holy, holy if you take away one thing from today's interview everybody no asshole no, holy, holy It gets that what he looks like in real life so it gets better and I'm gonna show you

It gets better. I'm gonna show you I've never heard of this guy before Yeah, so he was I don't know how I feel about this Mike. Yeah, so um, yeah I Watched let's see. I really don't know how I feel about this. How do you feel about it Tyler? I think it's after I just hearing this after you know like this 30 second about this dude about a holy hole and anal ring I don't know. I can't why would you bring that? I don't even know what it meant. You don't know what a holy hole is. I

Don't know what it is either. I heard that term before neither of us I mean I can infer Yeah Okay, but that sounds kind of weird a holy hole. Oh, yeah, what you got down there? Oh, holy hole. Hmm Shut up really starts when I felt like a men's retreat. Oh

Runs them right here. We had him on the show I find it so cute and funny and kind of annoying that so many modern mens work leaders base their branding off of like Spartan culture and they call the modern warrior journal or you know, we're the word Yeah, they never get naked Hold on you're missing it jewels they never this is loving it

Each yet they never get naked. They never do ball cupping rituals They Outer most extension of each other's hearts are completely hidden by their Lulu lemon polyester underwear That's leaching feminists and chemicals right into their ball sacks when really they could be leaching good high vibrational brotherhood Vibrations to each other's ball sacks through cupping Which is exactly what the Spartans did, you know if you claim to be like a Spartan samurai brotherhood

It's like samurai. So what you're saying is is that we have to start like ball cupping each other wait, sorry sorry no no No, you're doing like a spiritual men's retreat. I miss is the real shit. Is it true?

I didn't know this that your penis is the outermost point of your heart. I don't know Go back and review that Maybe outermost point or something the most out of a point of your heart most point of your heart is your penis We're saying each other's balls these I mean instead of hugging when we meet we should suck each other's nipples before battle on animal skins You know the the Celtic Druids and you know the fears Did you know they did not actually wear their kilts when they went into battle

They would actually take off their pants so their penises and testicles were exposed during battle And then they would moon the British with their buttholes all of that truth is missing from the Spartan ethos of the modern men's work movement. It's like you're gonna call yourself Spartan do some ball cupping That's something of course. What does he do them? Where does he do them? Well, he's in Vancouver in BC

But you know he came down here and did the pod. Yeah, did you do did you do the some stuff with them? Well, no, we just it was really about information gathering. Yeah Anyway, this guy is amazing. I'm glad you brought this up Stefano best Christa Christa Stefano the Stefano Christa Stefano taught a really juicy anus workshop today and Got a little bit into the prostate to And that caused some pre-com to be secreted from my manhood I

Also growth a little bit of nerve growth factor, which is really good for your brain and your nervous system. I What else came a little bit of vitamins minerals oxytocin and bonding hormone, which will lower his cortisol So not only am I getting the benefit of the urine therapy, which is powerful But I'm also getting the benefit of the stress I just want to say that Tyler brought this Tyler, how did I bring you? This is not the same person. Oh do you mean guys not the same person you retarded?

Wait, that's the same guy. Is he really that clip you had was when he was on their podcast And then Tom just mentioned when this guy was on our podcast last week. This is what we talked about Here's some examples, you know, because you stand in ball any bit of semen that's been mixed in That's very very potent He goes wow Watch Wow, no, he put a little bit in it he put he peed in the cup and he had a little bit of a jizz

That's very very potent. I love this That thing is with that end this is gonna go back that he does a little eyebrow raise at the end Like he's like watch watch watch. He likes it. He puts a little eyebrow raise. I'm watching it. Don't worry No, that's a clip right there Wow, that's very very potent What watching what we could we go back you missed like the good part where he raises his eyebrows when he says no I played it multiple times There I like that

I love his voice is very like on the way down. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, it's very potent. Some of it came off of his beard There you go. It looks just uh, I'm so grossed out. I really hope that's not when he said it was somebody that I would I are towards being I would love to be that free like him and he looks ripped dude He's his skin looks amazing like it looks like Anybody's great. He's on the internet. Yeah, he's a real Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm not a

He has he's literate. So I don't know about filters huge traps. Okay. Let's watch. He's really he runs a lot Oh my god, there he is. So in my in my live workshops, dude, he has really thick traps Do a beautiful color exercise and this is actually inspired by a guy named Basically, uh, he does these workshops. I want to get you into one of these, you know, I would do it Would you guys ever do one of these spiritual things that they're doing right here? Just oh hell. Yeah, you 100%

Less ball cupping. I think this is more you mean more ball cupping. I think this is the extreme I think we need to do more ball cupping. I just agree. I don't know what this is But I think it's some kind of like nudist like yeah, I see no not this but I've seen some cool things Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. That's a show title I see some cool things online. Yeah, wait. Hold on. Hold on. What do you mean these cool things?

You need a lab? No, you can pay like a hundred thousand dollars and go to like a like a men's retreat resort for a hundred thousand dollars And you get to like you know, I don't know the price for a year that I pulled that price out for a whole year Probably yeah, you stay for like a year. Wow And they like figure like the best grass fed meat and like you just work out all the time and you like do these

You know, it's how do you make money? You just have it's like for all the rich dudes who want to like go and just be Jacked for a year dude to earn fine. Hold on. Hold on. I got you how the food sir Dude sir in finance blue. I six five those dudes blue. I six five, which is like actually Oh, I got you. I got you. Oh, one percent of the population Five luxury resorts around the world. How does it feel to not meet any of the criteria? You're not in finance

I'm ranch. I'm not too worried. Here. Here. Here. The these are the top five most Five luxury resorts around the world that offer men's wellness retreats They talk about the rant They should they should definitely uh Uh, advertise that for that like ball cupping The ranch Malibu in the usa Very cool. Um, the of course there's one in Malibu S. H. A. Wellness clinic in Spain in Spain, okay The absolute sanctuary in Thailand. Ooh, it sounds pretty cool the farm at san

Benito the Philippines. Oh, that looks actually really nice I'd go there fancy And then uh Rancel Rancel Paras Verdes paris Porta Yeah, Rancel Porta Porta is a city in Portugal. It's in Mexico. Well, it's also in Portugal Then the Philippines one looks really cool. You should pull it up Six ninth program inclusive Uh consultation of physical and emotional well-being sleep oxygen therapies Especially form-in-lated mires and whatever but yeah

Oh, it sounds like a drink in a cold one. I am of what Mikey it's refrigerated How cold does it get refrigerated How cold is refrigerated The temperature of the refrigerator My hands are wet Is it you get paid to do exactly Best thing to ever happen to the internet Anything we should be aware of tiley. Yeah, what's going on over there? Um, I'm just finding things that I want to share the yeah share with the audience. All right

Well, I'm glad that this guy came into my life and now I really want him to go away. Yeah. Yeah It's absolutely true I don't know how I feel about A man drinking his own it's a little bit much and jizz a little bit much So I don't know I feel about that Thanks, tiley for bringing him into my life and you're welcome Mike showing me more about him. Well, you know I just want I can't believe you didn't know that that was the same guy

I didn't it doesn't look like the same person. Well, I don't know I Yeah, I knew right I knew right away. Thank you. That was the same person. Thank you Just because of his head and he's bald and his beard is like a bald dude. He's like he's really lanky He has a very distinctive head shape that's That's for sure. He looks very round. He has like a it looks like a jimmy neutron head

With no hair. Yeah, okay. I can see that. It looks like jimmy neutron with no hair. I can see that I don't think I saw that one guy hit something and I don't think it was him He was tanned by his face He was tanned by his legg과� Tanned by his face Ahh no flesh Got him Pretending like he's a sex guy Got him But his head picks out Oh my god Oh my luffy God Marcel music but it's off of formula one races music actually you kind of you kind of played it right because that was the the right one

to play that was uh katalona we watched a bunch of these from the previous races when we discovered it like just a couple weeks ago the Canada one was his most famous one based on like F1 races but with a popular song okay and you just happened to be a part of the one where it's a group that you get jitty for how do you feel about that a group I get jitty for yeah Lincoln Park oh yeah right yeah it's pretty cheap for them no

we'll get jitty for yeah we do as you should as you should rest in peace Chester yeah okay the one on the way to the other one Mike Shinoda no he didn't pass away Chester did Chester you went to 97 297 all the way to the right no I said play the one I said I did not say all the way to the right that is all the way to the right but then he said 297 was just not all the way that's it fuck off I'm with Darren this one I'm sorry which one of

these is all the way to the right all the way to the right all the way to the right means the right most one I said I said play the other one what would you say what would you said exactly what he said the one all the way to the right is this guy looking up in his eyes with a hat okay I think I said I think I said yeah he has a retarded oh I like this now that's like oh good good lyrics oh yeah that's a that's a great way to end it George feels so good that's amazing

that's pretty cool yeah I don't like that song that's a great uh you don't like Paramore huh I like Paramore at times but that song is like overplayed and old is this all from the same guy this entire folder yes no no not that not all of it is from the same guy are they all the same people singing about F1 no they just ran video okay all right they have a lightning to you be a USB C UBSC UBSC you have a light I mean you do but it's not available in my hands you know it is

I mean there's one where I charge normally all right cool over it but you want to leave your phone out there yes okay and he's gone and he's running why did he make that I don't know it was kind of gay and running and he's running maybe he's doing he's running that's what he's doing we don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere but we laugh a lot now everyone hug and share a secret what about that clip is everything I hate about society in it like 10 seconds what clip

oh there's no winning we don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere but we laugh a lot now everyone hug and share a secret best thing to ever happen to the internet we don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere we like to hug and kiss and we laugh a lot I don't even know who that is to be honest isn't this more of your style right here from break down yeah that's more my style to well no actually all about longevity and stretching

yoga I don't have a good clip for that longevity stretching and red meat we need to get some sound a clip we should make you should make the clip we should make a clip yes go for it you need to make a video where you're just like you saying I'm into stretching longevity crowning my body while looking at the Sun and red meat you know what I love that you need to say yeah let's do it right now I'm alive my neck oh my god let's do it live right ready go wait you want to write it

down no I was gonna record it it will we're recording it like a video video so you can be you can just you can just take it out of the pocket I just want on okay let's be quiet all right all right one two three action I'm into stretching grounding and red meat that was a very good longevity is a nice word all right I'm into longevity stretching grounding red meat and women I feel like you need to like make a note of all the things you want to hit we should you like

like a whole list don't don't write on that one though okay no by the way I don't like that pencil sucks it's so yeah he doesn't like there he doesn't like your pen I'll make it on my phone I can't I can't these are the most amazing pencils ever who makes them I use these all throughout college and I love them maybe that's why you know that's crazy that you both hate these pencils I don't I never said I hated them I said I didn't like this was the pencil

that like we all use because we all loved it in college remember why I don't have a math problems and shit because it's amazing twist a race not too big not too small handle good mechanical action pocket clip if you want it fine tip easy on and off replacement like it checks all the boxes wow you really sold that pencil I told you it feels not too big not too small perfect in the hand the the support is there but it's okay supportive Mike I really want you to

try to sell that pencils I just did fuck yourself women longevity be yeah ready right I'm in the longevity stretching red meat morning sunlight into women cool that's pretty good shout out to the natural play it play it play it clip it later yeah look the political you should just have a button you can click boom starts recording for a clip probably can we probably we probably can have a software that live does it but we need like another probably something from

real guys what are we doing here we're slacken from excellence what do you want to talk about what do you want yeah what do you want no no no clip software on deck it should be on deck we should we should do it live we should do it live we should you should I did send you something we need like three you want to watch biting clips Tyler I would wait can we finish all my clips then sure hey Terry apps a fucking little thing I know what Terry I would love nothing

more than to finish your clips I'm just fucking Judy about very yellow today that sounds kind of weird that's racist he's not he's white that's not sure you're the widest looking Asian I have ever seen you're welcome thank you that's that yeah hey wait so that's cool so you get all the Asian smarts but all the white privilege no that works no no no no doesn't get either of those I don't have any of those I'm like because

you're not a pretty white so that's a show title pretty white I'm not pretty white a pretty not pretty way there you I'm not pretty white I'm not pretty white not just a pretty white I don't know man I don't know I'm a mixture of a bunch of shit right I feel like you could be a pretty white thanks man you're welcome shambra shambra like a diamond shambra like a dammit that's not what it is right that young that's how I feel

okay how do you have these things do you trust me yes oh I'm sorry what do you just roast me for having adequate clip it you know dare you sir gravity measuring I stand by what I said okay we have a whole bunch but we just sending me on the phone oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh X links okay hold on you should pull this up I'm just come on if you can give me just two seconds I will get you everything you need in the world come on that's how you feel I appreciate you

know what I appreciate you appreciating me I shout out we're playing this and then Terry's clips and then more of these if you have them full screen full screen yeah he looks weird okay shot pretty much but that doesn't that doesn't mean that is the best I did not expect that at all oh my god yeah wasn't that beautiful kind of startled me you need to you need to turn that off I'm gonna start it okay cool cool cool wait is that guy with the drums was that

one of the guys that I was playing music from yeah I don't were you there for that oh no oh you should look up Mongolian throat singing that's what I sent you are you from Mongolian throat singing that's not the singer no it's not the singer but it's what they play hold on oh wait where was that guy from oh I'm going something Mongolian throat singer guy I saw that guy playing drums that guy this is a different guy is the one you usually his speed is that he's that the guy where I

recognize this guy from that's we played something from that guy with the drums no yeah and he put a banger yeah that's the same song this song yes what what was it one of your videos it was one of my videos because that's the cat because these the cats just like like head bobbing to it oh fuck we gotta find that we gotta find that head bobbing cat song head bobbing cat song yeah it's not gonna come yeah you can come oh i'm gonna come head bobbing cat song oh

hell yeah shout out to you dude shout to me fuck wait i got one for terry that mics already see hold on hold on yeah yeah yeah i got you yeah that's the head bobbing cat song wait i really want to know what the word can you go back is this the one one yeah hey can is anyone can find this guy wait is that guy is that an actual video of no idea no idea no idea it's an overlay i think the guy is actually in the video oh yeah is that yeah this is very demonic

dude i want to find that guy can you can you can you can you go back i can can you go back please 100 can you play the original head bobbing the cat jam one or really want to know oh hell yeah i just really want to know the original one that's it i think that that is the original one, but it's just overlaid on top of the. Whoa, what the fuck is this? His name is a the be law. Yeah. Wait. I live on Holkin. Wait, it's right. Eleven. No. Oh, you're in. No. Be law. Oregon. Yeah. But law, Gorgon.

Be law or yeah, that guy. Maybe that's the song, what it's called. Oh. Why is it possessed? Nope. What is up this guy? Is it maybe this? It's the same one. Yeah, but what are we gaining from this? Nothing. Joy. I love this shit. Mike, you're having something for the mic. It's joy out of this. Next time when you guys control the computer, you guys can take what you want to do. I'm never going to control the computer. Well, it sucks to be you. And we know this.

And so I'm kind of offended by how disingenuous that I like this. I like this. I love that shit. What is this? Oh, Tim Dylan will play this. All right. This is the last one and then Terry's clubs will finish. Was I supposed to listen to that for you, Terry? No, that was for Terry. Terry, I mean, it's whatever. This cat with you. I don't know. We can watch whatever. It's fun and this slime ball. Thank you. I'm Dylan. Take in the grass. This serpent. He lives on a vineyard.

He looks like a serpent. He believes in nothing. He's an empty suit. He looks like a guy that wants to like. Looks like a white plantation owner. Well, he literally owns a vineyard. So yeah, it's close. Tim Dylan might say what I just said in a second. I got that from somewhere. Servant member of California's governing apparatus, which will tell you something. I do not like him as a politician, but I actually dislike him as a person more than a politician, but I do respect him.

Now, how can I hold all those thoughts in my head at once? I'll tell you. I respect his treachery. I fear it. If I were near him in a room, I'd be scared of what he'd do. He'd poison you. He'd kiss you on the cheek. He'd have the brakes taken out of your car. Of course, he can't do it himself. You have someone do it. His treachery is to be respected the way you'd respect cobra. I feel like he would. The way you would respect a snake in the grass. He's a snake. A literal demon.

Someone who knows nothing but ambition and will step on your neck. There's a great line. There's a movie called Clear and Present Danger. Harrison Ford is in it. The president's friend just gets busted for drug trafficking and his advisor turns to him and the president goes, well, what do I say about this when I go out there? And his advisor says to him, If a reporter asked if you and Hardin were friends, I'd say no, we're good friends.

If they asked if you were good friends, I'd say no, no, we're lifelong friends. I would give them no place to go. You're just as shocked as everybody else about this. I want you to keep that in mind. We're best friends. We're lifelong friends. Gavin Newsom. This president is delivered. We need to deliver for him at this moment.

With all due respect, the more time we start having these conversations go down, these rabbit holes, it's unhelpful to our democracy, a fate and future of this country, the world. Dude, his hair, Joe, is more expensive. They always say it's our democracy. It is. Our constitutional republic. That's because it is the world. 100%. The nation, the globe. Yes. It's for everybody, man. They stand for everybody. That's right. I mean, I just can't get over how cool this video is. It's a very cool day.

It's like Trump dancing is amazing. The thing is that it scared me a little bit. It did. I was glad your volume was as high as a word coming. Well, coming from Tyler, I expected it to just be a sequence of Joe Biden, like stumbling talking. That's usually my plan. I knew this video is going to hit hard. I want to just watch him dance for a second. All right. Thank you. I'm glad I could deliver. Hell yeah. Hope mine delivery did the same way. Well, we're going to find out.

Do you technically something else? Maybe. Maybe. I don't know if you really want to live from this one. I'm about to ruin this song for a lot of people. Day 73 of posting German memes. There's a guy in a swimsuit. Did I play this one yet? Maybe. I don't know. This one here? Oh, don't play that one. Play that one. Don't play that one or play that one. Well, it depends on your perspective, but play it. I feel this to Mike at the beach. What? It's for Terry. Oh, it's for me.

I'm glad you thought we hit. It's on Instagram, which is like things, Mike. So I can buy it. It's not working. Stanley Steel is really good. Yeah. I'm going to get stainless steel dishes. You should get made in. It's not working. Look at made in. It's not working. I'm the link, not the play button. My mom's sending me reels right now. This year. Yeah. It's going to do the same thing. It's going to. It sucks. Instagram. I hate you. I hate this because I know what the problem is.

Mike, Mike, if you're looking at, you know, I already watch this. I'm going to go there. Watch out. There it goes. No, look at made in. Made in. Oh my God. What? I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. Watch his video. Are you ready for it. It gets just. Just watch, watch, watch. Watch, watch, watch, watch.

Watch, watch, watch. Watch, watch. Watch, watch. I just watched a man with. Arm crutches. A jock, a jock strap on with the pole at the end of it. of it that's like maybe he like six feet long and then just whacked it against the pole. Is he disabled? I don't really don't know how I feel about this. They got contact. I look like behind him. Watch behind him. There's another man with the jocks. Yeah, it's a little bit of a jock. So we're I don't know how I feel about that. You should read the

comments. You should look at Maiden Maiden. Maiden Maiden Maiden where it's it's a stainless steel set called Maiden. I like the Tramantina brand Maiden cookware Maiden. Yeah. I thought it was like Madden. Where do you hear about this on Instagram ad by like an Instagram chef. So on Instagram. No, so she's like a really good chef. Still good chef on what what Terry. Oh, thank you. Thank you. You know what Tim Dylan clip was funny recently. The one about the boomers

making the last their last stand. Oh hell yeah. I love that shit. He wrote a book about it. It's expensive. $800 for this. Fuck that. If you're looking at staying the steel man. All right, here you go, Terry. I told you you're gonna get it for you. Get a good of that. You know when you run you want to talk to him or because your body's losing electrolytes. All right, I'll finish it. I'm sorry. I was disrespectful of me. No, it's cool. You can. It's my new is going to ruin the song for you.

No, she was she should have done in her life when she did that right there. She should have just instantly copyrighted copyrighted that thing and she would made millions of dollars. I like this. I think I like this guy. Yeah, you do like this thing. He's about butt and like shit. Maybe it is. Oh yeah. Mustard on my pick. Go tick. Go on her belly button. She gonna get go just got stumped by a deer. I'm a live though. You don't want to fight. I will pluck your nip. Oh, I'm good with numbers.

I love science. I be sniffing onions. I love crying. I'm writing in a hootie with four flat tires for my granddad. I like smelling his diaper. I poop with don't flush. I poop with don't flush. I poop with don't flush. You called it. You called it. I've seen this guy before. I've seen this guy a lot. He makes wraps and he mixes in lots of shit like that. He does bad bars. Lots of shit like that. Wow. It's shit and don't flush.

No, just he makes poop rhymes. Yeah. Pun intended. Oh, here's Olivia. Oh, this actually kind of goes kind of funny. Oh my god. Wow, that's so loud. Loud. Is that real? There's no way this is a real. This guy I've been added. What did it was? What's happening? A horse is farting when it jumps. But it's jumping it. It's making the jumps. Shut up. I want to hear the first turbo boost. They're getting wet.

It's like they're kidding. This is the one I hear. Yes. What are you doing? Sending it to my sister. What do you mean? Oh, not new message. Just type in her name. There you go. Oh, yeah. She just sent me that. What is this? Mike, you look in that right? Wait, she said miss you. What's up to dog? So funny. I just want you to know, Mike, look at this picture. This is sick. You know what you look like? You look like a fat chains pond.

So Olivia at the beach was taking pictures with her phone like through my binocular lens and got these great pictures of when me and Greg were like in the ocean coming back. And this one is great. We're like looking down walking. This is like a dope ass shot. It is. It is pretty cool. It's pretty cool. I'll give you that. I'll give you that. But you look hello, middle age. I'm pasty, bro. I'm soft and Greg looks like he's just

blue. struggling to walk up that fucking blue. Hey, you know the real secret? I was struggling to look up that. Hell yeah. She'll enjoy that one. Probably not. Well, you never know. Who's on this candle? Dumbledore. Are you sure? Yeah. Yeah. Who's on this candle? I'm on phase. This is the one to send a backup. You can. I'm not asking for your permission, bitch. Who's on that candle? Dumbledore? Is this one here? Yeah. Tyler's on phase. Tyler's like,

this is like the worst time of my life. Tyler only likes things when he just wants to he should have said like weird when it's his clip. When he just wants to talk about like weird reindeers and shit like that that he brought on one time and then like talk about send God damn it. Where I'm trying to get. I'm trying to make Mike laugh. That's all I'm trying to do. You're you say I'm in the same boat, man. Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to make you laugh too.

Is this podcast called make Michael? I'm trying to make my class. Get you like this. Think of she's going to say no, no, no. Okay. For the record. She says, listen to him. The caption says think of having a son like this and it's some white blonde chick. That's right in a car. Some Instagram bitch. Guess what? I love you. What? Okay. I wish it was a little more. I was hoping it would be like, yeah, I was gonna be like,

guess what? Ma, what? Fuck you. Fuck you up. He's got plenty of those. I do got those ones. Oh, mask person. I forgot like half these things have had. This is a fart one. This is a fart one. Oh, oh yeah. Oh, this is a doctor's office. Yeah. Doctor's office with the mask on. It doesn't want to know his doctor. He's going to rip ass. He's a fart, but I don't know if the doctor's going to walk in. Okay. One moment of time. I thought it was like a vibrator.

I mean, the like those little seats in the doctor's office could make that noise if you're sitting. Yeah. Yeah. So it's plausible. It is high could totally make that happen. Like I could do that. I've heard you let out a 10 minute ripper. Correct. Absolutely. That's a fucking lilly. Why didn't you record it? Yeah, Tyler. Well, it's it's my mic. Mike. No, no, no, no. This is not my fault. He laid down on the bed, put his butt up and went and I did not have the time or the reaction.

What did I do? Put his butt up and went. What was he laying? Like, was he talking about the salsa? You're complaining about the salsa. I think it was the hot sauce. Oh, that hot sauce. Yeah, I bet that I don't remember the exact moment, but I remember the exact moment. I absolutely 100% agree about that hot sauce. Oh, God. I'm all about that hot sauce. No, travel. The only salsa we had was that stuff from Costco.

Right now you were talking. You mentioned and it's not that spicy. Also, you're talking about the hot sauce. Well, tomatoes are just bad for you. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on a little. Can you describe you're describing as in like this is what you saw. I'm just trying to get the exactly what I'm just trying to get this straight. You I was in you so our shared bedroom. You I was not sleeping in that you two were sharing a bed. We were sharing a bed. Okay, practically. He I wasn't

sleeping in that bedroom. I was sleeping upstairs my couch. Okay, the week and I was in there already. I hadn't just walked in. I was in there with Greg and Mike. Greg is standing up. Mike flops down on the bed, puts his ass up into the air. Like like belly flops. No, no, no, no, like on his. He goes like on his back. Okay, like it points his ass up into the air. Like his arms back like he's doing right now. Like that. Yeah, he might even been pulling

his legs up to okay. Okay. His arms are like. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. He throws his head back and it goes and it lasted like a solid eight, ten seconds. It was like a solid time. I would do and then he goes that hot. That might be one of the greatest stories on this. You're welcome. No, no, no. It's the hot sauce. It's the hot. It's the hot. It's the hot. It's the hot sauce. What other things that we do on vacation? Any other like funny kind of like

the highlight? We should discuss our trip. We can't. You can't wait. What am I tight? It's the hot sauce. It's the hot sauce. You know, it's that hot. It's that hot. So it's I think it's the hot. It's the hot sauce. It's the hot. That's better. It sounds better when you're reading. It rolls it off the tongue. Yeah. Well, if you're saying it's that hot sauce, you ever heard of the while you're while we're talking about we should recap or we should go look at the photos. 100%.

We got to finish the video. But also, but I want to show Tyler something. Okay. Have you ever heard of the slogan? What is done is dusted? Yes. Done. It's called done and dusted. Yeah. Done and dusted, but still nobody ever says what is done is dusted. That's like some like Yoda quote. That's what I say. Yeah. Well, what is done is dusted. You can all be the images. Here's the images. We do want to see the images. Oh, so this is one.

Is this for today? No, he still said 120. I'm the driller. The drizzler. I'm the drizzler. We should rename this podcast. This is a horrible name for the record. How dare you? There's no audience. No, if you want people to listen to your podcast, I have a better name. Well, okay. Talking shit with Terry and Mike. No, no, you can't have our names in it. You can't have. Yeah. I like I like a my favorite one. I know what my favorite one I've heard so far. Maybe you don't

want to win. I just want to help you win. Maybe you don't want to win. Look at these winners together. I made these. No, you didn't look at these. Actually, there was one that was pretty good. That is pretty cool. It's called two dudes. No audience. Have you guys seen Trump and the Illuminati? No, but we'll watch it after after I play these clips. Yeah, and then I'll pop the beach. You didn't get the far right one, dude. You didn't put the far right one. I need a fucking

drink. You guys are stressing me out. How we stressing you out? It's hot. It's not warm. It's not that warm. I'm going to shave my head today after you guys leave. Your friend sent you this because you also like taking balls to the face. That didn't get me. I think you I've seen following ball clips like this before where it's a compilation of people getting sucked into the head. It's pretty good. I thought I would get you because you like taking balls to the face and we were just

talking about cupping. So why would you know that? Well, Mike, yeah, because I put my balls on his face once. It's not true. I've been what is this? Say, Tyler, me trying to stay sleepy while going in bathroom. Okay, this is a real. Okay, this is really the whole thing. I'm trying to stay sleepy while going to the bathroom for more. Yeah, and it's a picture of like a really old gray. Yoda. Okay, here we go. It's literally me.

It's me too. I do that all the time. Hey, we're all human right in the morning right in the morning when I'm taking a pee. It's just like no, no, but like if you're trying to pee at 4am and you don't want to wake up, you a don't turn the light on and be your eyes are closed the whole time and you just and you just sit down and you just you pee and go back to well. I mean if it's in the middle of the night sometimes because you don't want to turn the lights on and because if

you stand up you might make it. Does your toilet have a little light though? If the light's not on and you use intuition habit. What if you miss? What if you like pull the seat all the way up like what and then you're just sitting on like the porcelain? I've never done that before. You have to be. I've done that before. Don't try it. You have to be. You know, we varying sometimes you go a little too far. You know what I'm saying? Uh, just do that in McDonald's. Order here. Sorry.

We do not accept any bills larger than $50. That's McDonald's saying through down to McDonald's. What can I get for you? Can I get a milkshake? I'm sorry. We don't have any ice cream right now. I don't know if you just ignore them. That's it. It's it. Pulling up to like one of those drive through speaker things is such a golden opportunity to do whatever you want. It's true. You have one. Think about it. What other moment

in your lifetime do you have a single person at your mercy in such a way? Teres got lots of videos people fucking. I have drive through like they have to listen to you. They're getting paid to listen to whatever they want. Where I was like, there's like two kids went to like Starbucks with their grandfather or something like that and he's like he's like order me the pink drink or or like some like piggly wiggly or something like that and he got confused and so pink drink

is the pink drink. They have pink drinks and then he was got he got confused. Olivia had one of those. They're so disgusting. You mean she first got that in Texas down. I saw it for an Abela. I saw it in the car. It's on the way back or something. I don't know. I can't. I don't know if I can imagine like oh you know sugar and just sugar coloring. Yeah. My favorite drink so far are I get tea. I don't get coffee when I go out, but when I got to my I just recently started liking London fogs.

What is that? He is a cope. I've heard of that before London fog is Earl Gray tea with life. It's like a it's like a shy. It's like a shy but just with Earl Gray. Do people actually like genuinely enjoy tea? I like something to do. I like tea. I have good quality loose leaf tea and I like it plain. No nothing. I had a cup while the rewatching like you know people to do like iced tea. They just drink it because they put sugar in it. I have a drink. I usually drink

Earl Gray because I'm a basic white man. I have a high. Oh you were raising your hand. Yeah he was. I was like what are we doing? Who actually likes tea? I understand. I thought you were like I thought you like hitting me up because you agree. He's a better it's better. The fact that he did it in the kitchen. Okay you ready. The fact that never eat pizza with your lactose intolerant friend. Oh god. No it's gonna be farting. No it's not. Who won that? That's amazing. Mike I just

wanted to know. I've been trying to get a lot of videos for Mike and it's mostly farting. Do you want to hear me taking a shit Tyler? No. I already did this morning. You did? Yeah he makes noises while he's taking shit. I don't know. I walked away but I was walking past the bathroom and it was like what was he saying? I think he was like you know. Him? His voices are coming out of his ass. Coming out of his ass. Oh dude. I walked away. I walked away. You missed out

on. Oh Mike did you take a new one? When you moved here did you hear him taking shits? Not usually. Okay it was very quiet. It was okay. Because most of the time he takes shits in the far bathroom by the garage. Here you go Tyler. Why is this on your phone? Shut up. Hold on. It's for your doctor. Your proctology. It's for fun. I can. I literally have a picture to go with that in my mind. I've got a video for you. What the fuck bro?

What's the why? I wanted to guess. We were. Jerry's friend, Drew was on the podcast. Did you take that this morning? No. Oh you thought that that was from my shit this morning? I don't know. My shit this morning was very minimal. Okay. I mean we're talking. Why you need to go again. So the reason why he has that is because my friend Drew was on the podcast. No no no no. That does not explain. Oh it does. Oh it's going to. He took a video of himself up high. So imagine standing over the

toilet like this. Right? Okay. And shooting a turd into the toilet. Did you watch him do this? Yes. Because he took a video of it. I don't know how to shoot it. Pass the camera. Yeah. All you see is a turd like. Wait so you don't see him. You just see the turd. You see you just see the turd go into the toilet. That's really horrible and funny. I wonder if he could send it to me. It's going to be hotter and portrait on Tuesday

than it is in Houston that day. Gross but Houston is already like tearing me love peace and full of humidity. Maybe I can see if I get the video message. That's wholesome right there. Tyler's not impressed. Impressed? It was it was a I don't know. I like I just music for me has to be really good. Like that thing you played with the bangers with the that's right. The girl going blue eyes blonde hair whatever the fuck you said I suppose.

All right read this Tyler. If only there was a page dedicated to people slightly dying inside read that when your roommate has to come to your room to fart because her boyfriend is here. Oh it's so bad. People who fart like that are eating the wrong food. I'm sorry. I'm just a you know what I'm saying what we're all thinking. Okay. I was not thinking that Mike was not thinking that I was thinking that I was that girl just got done eating a

Costco pizza and and and what are they called a bread rolls that are a chicken bake. No that's long bread churro churro that girl just consumed a whole Costco pizza and a couple of churros dude but when she's laughing it's coming out the other way. Like just here it's kind of fat too. It's like a pig or gig. We should pull up a picture of pig and lay it over the video. No one can see it but we can see it. Yeah you should get made in. This is actually a really

good idea. That's what you should go pig. I'm trying to get drew to send me the video. There's a pig movie. Okay. Yeah it's called which one do we want. Which one do we want to do that. I want I want an old one. I want an old pig. They're more down more down more down. Oh that one that's staring at us. That's staring at us. The staring at us in this one left this one left this left this thing go make that big. Well you make that. It's not you can't you can't

make a big. I mean I can just stand by what about the buff guy. Now this one's good. The buff pig. I do appreciate that though. Thank you. Stand by. I knew you would love that. I'm trying to get drew to send it to me. It does. Wasn't that a good idea. I have that solid. I'm down. Hopefully. Hopefully drew sends me the thing but we'll get it soon. Oh I don't know. Why are they all farting videos. Because it's Mike. This is not a farting video so hopefully. Oh my god.

Point of view first down the job. Hi what can I get you bitch. Start it over. Start it over. What this is a child. Yes. Hi what can I get you baby bitch. Thank you. It's supposed to have no wimp. I'm going to shit. I'm going to stop. It's like a little person. It's a little child. I wish the children should not. I wish the person was enunciating more and there wasn't so much background noise because you can't hear it. I look at you baby.

You can hear that sounds like the stewie videos bitch. It's funny when you just like a bitch fit into a sentence without like enunciating on the bitch because people are expecting it and it takes them a second after you said it to be like wait sorry what did you say to them. Your brain doesn't process the bitch. That's right. At the end. I think it's just a normal sentence. There's like a there's like a thing. I need to start making an image.

Give me an idea Tyler since you're the guest. A lot of words. Hold on please. It's going to break down anyways. How dare you. What are you talking about? How do you roast me. You just roasted me. It's going to break. This is what I sent Drew. I said well we haven't finished the podcast. I was like hey may you send me the long range poop shot in the toilet. May you send me anything or hold on. I'm starting the service. Yeah because it sucks. Hey why don't you just

take a step back motherfucker or what are you going to do. Why do you hate he hates on my shit. I don't hate on your shit. It just breaks every time you have a like a sub par software you use. It's an open. It's an open source. So you're not paying for the good stuff locally hosted. Cool tinkering product and Terry hates on it when it's not like oh oh could not be service. Oh okay. Yeah every time it fucking breaks every time. You know what you should be fucking grateful.

How dare you. I made some great pictures trying to like do this like whimsical local stuff like on the school. Yeah. This is the future brother. I don't have to pay for it. It's all a locally hosted doesn't work right now. Yeah. Don't pay for Costco samples either but that doesn't mean they're going to be good. Dude I wonder when they're ever going to stop that that come but you we're never going to stop Costco samples. Are you kidding. That's their whole business model.

Didn't they they stopped it during covid. Yeah covid was a fluke. That was exploited kombucha that we tried was good at Costco. It was really good. I would get I would get it. Yeah. And so you just contradicted yourself. You said the Costco sucks. Samples suck. And then I just said I didn't know I didn't. Yeah. You said no you say samples are free. That doesn't mean they're all good. That's what you said. That's okay. You just country. How dare

you. Wait. Do you wait. Do you disagree with that statement. No, but you contradicted yourself. No you said they Costco samples are free but that doesn't mean they're all good. Correct. There doesn't mean they're all good. That means some can be good and the kombucha is one of them. Right. It's just working. I think are you sure debate. How do I get the I came in like a king. Don't look at me. Is that the right song. Which one is

the album Pacific City. This one. That's last time. No that one's last time because this is 2023. The current one is there you go. No, but this is 2023. Maybe you don't even have it on. Oh I need to accept it again. You do. You send it to you. I think it was already in here. No should be scroll up. There were several groups which was annoying but there was. I don't think I can even send it to you. It has to be from the person who created the

album who created the album. My mother. I had the thing in here that I thought. Oh God. Where's dad. Pull that picture up. No. We're not doing that. Okay. Fine. That's that's low low brow wasn't it in here. I thought it was in here. Is it this. No. No. Pretty sure it was in here. Does that expire maybe. That's not out of the realm of possibility. I'm confused. What's going on. Yeah. I need to access it though. Oh God. Oh I hate that picture.

No. You can't. I need it Tyler. Otherwise I can't bring it up on here. I don't. I can't get it to you. Do you have it. No. You have to. I mean I have it on my phone. Can you just can you just mirror it. No. Just send it to me. I can't send you the album. You can't. Here I'll try. Mike I think I won cat. I won Spain. No I can't. And also you're not on it. I can see you're not on it. See I'm subscribed to it. The fuck is that. Oh I feel the shit coming. Is it a shit happening.

Please follow the instructions. It must have expired. Yeah. Because I think it was in here. Maybe it was earlier. I'm getting it for you. Oh Lord. It'll be happening. The happening is happening. Oh you're getting me an invite again. I'm getting an invite. Damn dude. How do you not accept things Mike. I'm a bitch. Okay. Your piece of shit dude. Tyler tell me what you want me to get a picture for this episode. What have we talked about so far.

Well I want to get to Biden. So you should get a picture of Biden falling over from the debate. Like one of the ones where he's going like. Yeah. So like a Biden gaff debate. A Biden gaff. Biden falling asleep at the president Biden at a podium. Following asleep. Falling asleep in a suit. You have to use lots of words. Oh it's going to generate. Yeah. That's what we're doing. Yeah. Okay. You're cheating. That's fine.

I thought you were going to like do some Photoshop stuff. Now do you think my box is cool. I have my own locally hosted image AI generator. Dang bro. He didn't know what I was. He didn't know I had. All right. It's not thrusting. That's cool. Listen in. Yeah. But it's not thrusting into the air. Oh God. It's not thrusting in the air. I you know I like that part. Thank you. It's not that cool. Like I don't think this is a funny video though. This one will play this in the meantime.

It's not that cool. It's it's the fact that it's cool to have it. But you can but you can use it. You literally use like an online service. It'll use so much better. Yeah. But you have to pay for that sometimes true. I hate by this for how much money. That's free open source software. Thing cost to wait. What did you put it on a computer. I have it on my server that little box on the top shelf which I host a bunch of stuff on like all my stuff I host on there and I can

just open. I run that free. I said. Hey Tyler not Tyler. Terry. What the fuck Instagram stopped opening links when a VPN is running. Have you run this nope. My VPN works. I don't know. I mean links. It did open after a while after you kept reloading it. He turned his because I turned it off. Oh then turn it back on. Or off. I hate using services that block VPNs. So fucking stupid. You know why services

don't want to use your VPN because they want to know where you fucking live. I know what they want. What the fuck is this. I won't lie. It looks pretty good. It looks like we built this together too. That's the thing. Yeah I know just two guys have we didn't even do calculations like we didn't even do math. We just started building bro. Dude it'd be so funny if we did that but like instead of Minecraft and like building we just started exploring each other's bodies.

These are likeerve. No I kid actually leave out all that me. I said I did. I never. To know what people think. And maybe I can go fast. Maybe faster. I can go fast because while I'm talking to you you know there's challenges you need. Don't worry. I'm kidding. I feel like we can get someone back on computer tools and they got to USU wall. Escort pool helped

around pick people up. And I was like this wasn't good. This is actually what people Yeah, I know just two guys have we didn't even do calculations like we didn't even do man We just started playing a lot building bro Dude, it'd be so funny if we did that but like instead of Minecraft and like building we just started exploring each other's bodies

Like the little sniff little stuff. Yeah, I bro. Let's start Jesus I can I can relate to that because I've said some like stupid shit on discord before my mom sent it to you You Have a setting turn on the words people can't share albums with you Really yeah You have to have like shared settings open like you have it to where your phone is locked down or something

Which I'm not surprised by you know Mike. It's in fucking settings not in the goddamn. Oh My god, this picture it's in the fucking settings I I turn off iCloud is why I think it's not yeah, I don't use iCloud right I Got a head out soon. You got a head out soon. Where do you gotta go? I'm house sitting for my aunt and uncle Oh, I've got dogs Kind of really no I allow iCloud to you to photos to use iCloud on my computer just not on my phone Okay, well she's probably texting it to you

Yeah, on my computer I can do it. Okay. I got the invite before it just disappeared He's confused well, I think she's trying to invite you maybe within it Google photos app Mike's confused trying to get his fucking photos Look at me a recap of the what went down there when Tyler goes Tyler go Like how was it Mike and I drove down in the while listen to him He'll get me took the long long way through story. It was a lot of fun. Is that right?

Astoria. Yeah, and I go through that long ass bridge and then goes up and that's right I mean you have to go to the story yet anyways, but Would you on the way down? We got a salmon sandwich salmon BLT's for lunch. Oh, it was a late lunch We were very hungry. I heard that you you two love talking. We do love tailgating

Things to go on the tail of the truck. That's right. And then we swap places I drove from the bridge to the house Pretty cool And then we got there and we unloaded and then we made what was our first dinner, you know Salmon salmon. I think it was so you had salmon BLT's for lunch and then salmon again. That is correct. That is correct And you know what? It's live. It's so good. It's probably hella cheese too. Fantastic

Well, we got the like most expensive salmon that you can buy of course. It's uh, what is it? Sockeye wild hot Sounds like a marketing scheme. What is it? Mike, what's the color? What's it called? Shnick?

Copper River Copper River. There you go. It sounds like it sounds like a marketing employee Copper River is one river in Alaska that has the Fattiest most flavorful sockeye salmon and they only harvest them like a tiny couple amount of weeks in the middle of the year And so they're only available like for a couple weeks or a month in the summer And it's the best It's yes. Yeah, how do you know that? It's one river in Alaska. There is no other way to get them. You don't know that

You can't verify where any of your food comes from you can first person. How can you? I don't know. You try your best. Family sharing I'm just saying what if family sharing turned on what if what if I don't know what is share Anyway, yeah, because what if I climbed the dune how many times together twice together three times together And then I climbed the dune another time with some other people

So I climbed the dune four times like and I went on a two mile run one day in the morning. This isn't it We did a lot of reading a lot of good readings. I'm reading a book about the 20 years of W bush led terror wars right now Although it was also under Clinton and Obama and Bush senior and yeah, so Iraq one Iraq two Iraq three Afghanistan 20 years back. Yeah, Afghanistan. Okay. Yeah I'm on Iraq two right now Page 108 something like that 108. Yeah

How long you've been reading this book for a while? I actually got to 70 page 70 something and then went back and reread it and took notes Because I had just too many things going on the storyline was too complicated. It's too complicated. What do you mean?

It's too complicated. There's so many names and dates that you just never heard of before that you you know the first the first time reading through You don't quite grasp at all got you got you so I had to go back and be like what's going on And then I mapped out the wars and then I got the storyline straight and not this for like For pleasure or yeah, okay? Yeah After that I want to read a book called church Hill Hitler and the unnecessary war

I think that's what's called. I think that's what it's called. Yeah. Yeah, it's about World War two and all the off ramps that could have been taken to stop it But weren't because we have war hungry people politicians who want to go to war. Yeah, uh, so that's that's what I'm up to Okay, I want to read some fiction in between there too because I think I need to finish book eight read the explanation

Should I recap it? Yeah, please do you can but you have to you're a kind of till you're a true after leave I have to finish the the beach I have to move my car anyway, so we'll just finish the beach real quick and then he can pause the car and you can go and we'll come back

I'll recap book eight. Um pretty good Yeah, what else did we do we got tacos a lot we went on a lot of walks We listened to some banger music We did some karaoke What do you mean by karaoke like you went to karaoke bar in the kitchen while making dinner When me and Greg we're kind of Oh gotcha gotcha. Yeah. Yeah. They were kind of tipsy and uh, oh say it. I was Drinking a lot of the microphone. That's not where I do it all the time. Sometimes I'm like, oh man. I like that

He's like that's kind of salty powerful. Yeah Salty powerful, right? Yeah, we went into ocean. Did you guys ever do the last day we went in the ocean? Yeah, did you did you any of at any moment in time do any ball cupping? I don't know like did we do any ball come I don't I can't I know that I know that you you went to like a kind of like a retreat kind of

I wouldn't call it a retreat. Well, there were just too many people there. That's fine. I mean they were part of it So was there any ball cupping going? I don't know did you do any ball cupping with Greg? Like any naked activities? I don't think there are any activities. Okay. No. No The last day the day before we left The last full day we went in the water. It was so cold. It felt so good. I went boogie boarding a little bit Was it was it was it was it Mike was out there bobbin?

We just kind of like it was going around in the ocean. It's a full fucking rejuvenated was it was it warm that day? No, well, okay. It was kind of kind of warm, but it was muggy actually cloudy out. So it was nice. It was like Overcast but like muggy so it kind of felt like 80 No, 60s like 60s you in the water in 60 degree because as soon as I got out, I was like not cold

I was like fine. No, it was okay. I mean I was a little cold. It was deceiving. Yeah, is what it was there was Oh, there was a One of the master bedroom shower had a rain shower. Okay heated floor the floor was heated like in the shower or in just the floor in general in the in the bathroom the The tyler the tiling in the bathroom in the whole bathroom floor. Yes, that's right. That's really weird but I know it says the thing and a

Yeah, I slept on the couch upstairs. Okay any any funny moments besides Mike funny moments besides Mike's farting escapade Greg was loud that that's normal That's not funny. That's normal. I don't know. It's just a good week. I'm surprised. I haven't lost my hearing yet. Yeah And I'm surprised his daughter hasn't lost it her hearing it. Okay guys. I gotta go. All right. All right

We're gonna take a pause and tower later brother. See you. Bye And now back to our regular regular rate with it and now back to your featured presentation We lost the we lost the kid he had to go how sit something like a little bitch You mean like a responsible young man. He's not responsible Actually, he's more responsible than me. I think probably What's up Mike I was gonna say something I forgot like what was it about Can't remember. That's a good was bad. Was it sad? Was it mad?

I don't know. Should we Should we write down for the next one which is the Hungarian ring How many weeks off do we have we have It looks like July 21st is the race Yeah, July 3rd is the race July July 21st is the race So we got two weeks off and then we get and then you said the 21st 21st We have one week off we have two weeks off one week off to you said July 21st is the race

So next Sunday will be the 14th. That's one week off and then July 21st. So that's the race So what's today July 7 what's what's 7 plus 7 14 Okay, what's what's 7 plus 14 21 That's two weeks What that's two weeks from now it hits on the 21st which is a Sunday So today's the seventh to the seventh. Yeah, and then the week one weeks from now one you said we have two weeks off That means two race weekends off. No, that's not what I said. What it means. You're dumb. You're dumb

That's what it means you fucking bitch. You want to talk about the race? Hold on did I win I won I think I won. Did I win this yes you won by one because you got the right one you put Lewis Hamilton first That's it everybody else got it wrong And we tied for people. Oh yes, but I think I won the tie break because I don't think there was there was no dnf and there was no safety car

I think it was just a clean race. I'm gonna believe you. I don't think no one dnf. I think it's a clean race And there was no safety car Well, no one would have shall see anyways, I'm gonna write down who I think is gonna win for next race is really hungry. Yep, the Hungarian ring I'm gonna write that round to Spain we were talking about Spain I gotta say that the Silverstone this year I think it's the best race of the year. Oh, no doubt right now so far

It's not even close. I'm not saying because spoilers even watched it yet. Mr. Lewis Hamilton one But it was a but you had like what four different leaders three different leaders Four fuck ton. I don't know it was a great race. It was usually when I watch f1 races like by lap 20 I lose interest because it's just boring Something like Max for sapin's like 10 seconds out from the leader but since every single team now is getting to like the new

Oh, it's the ground effect error. That's what it's called ground effect error. I know it was driving me crazy As you were asking I was trying to I knew I was so close to it in the in the ground effect era like all the teams are just now catching Red Bull And it's getting very exciting. So I think after it was interesting how Max was not doing great but then at the end you're like oh yeah He's still the best he's still the best and he's still in the best car

The race went from the race started off really good. It was in the dry and then all of a sudden everybody's like it's gonna rain And then some teams like Ferrari and Red Bull used a couple people as guinea pigs for interns, interns, intern, intermediate, intermediate

But Spain Spain. Yeah, we're talking about well we're talking about no I'm British but you're checking double checking Spain Nobody DNF'd no one I think there was no safety cars or virtual safety cars You could just pull up the highlight because it will highlight a safety car

And it's like 10 minutes and you can just put it on the screen. What do we what do we go yellow not yellow flags red flag red VSC it's safety car and DNF are those the four things it's safety cars virtual safety cars DNF red flags And if we pick the same number If we tie if we tie and there's no wait what if we pick same H what the fuck to right there that number if we pick same number

Flip coin for the yeah but then we decided we're not allowed to pick the same number yeah so there is no coin flip But no this one was a great race highlights Spanish Grand Prix correct just start up there and just turn the volume off The battle in Barcelona is five It's eight minutes so which means it's very short which means I think there's no safety car I think if I remember correctly this race was basically a clean race from start to finish

No there was an accident there were a couple instances where people had moments but not the point where they even needed a I think look Claire got his front wing broke or that was in Austria never mind but not nothing that made a safety car No that's what I'm saying I think it was just a clean race I think I want it But no the British Grand Prix was really amazing I think it was a good race for the year Mercedes won back-to-back races from Austria and Britain

Yeah I don't think there was any safety cars or virtual safety I think it was just a clean race Yeah I think you're right oh that sucks Yeah I think I want it Or did didn't like no Albon went into the gravel but he came out Yeah I think you're right Cool That should be a stat is that a stat on F1 stats? What? Aw man that sucks Are you sent it to you? You sent it to me Bad timing Such D-gen behavior us dude I can't believe it Is there a way I can keep this?

Save it to your hard drive or something on your phone Oh wait wait wait Oh copy Guan Yu Xiao I'm going to send it to you on a Should I send it on key or should I send it on like just signal to you You want me to play it? Yeah Whatever I don't have key to open it now I just sent it to you Drivers what am I looking for?

2024 season I just I wonder how much information this website has Like dude they don't list number of safety cars No No Which I don't think we would have to watch it like Is there any place that like just list that data? I don't know but that would be a good data statistic That they should have that on here you think Like if you click into the like the If you clicked in the Spain Can you mute the third mic?

Just in case Thank you If like you click on to Spain it should say like the race had And you click on the current race And it should say like there was a you know X amount of there was no safety guard no DNFs Like shit like that Oh damn we're already halfway through Yeah So we have two more races and then the summer break Yep I can't wait for spa I fucking love spa I don't know I love hungry and spa I love spa just because it's fast I love it And I like to see I like seeing cars go fast

So does Max for stopping he likes them fast corners all right Spain But this is just the I think this is the they have historical information Yeah, they don't necessarily have they don't have they don't know they have every single year But I mean but they don't have they have like who won it and stuff like yeah right there statistics We what do you like what are you looking for looking for I want to see The information here it is last race to manage Grand Prix Okay, so this is this is the page

Yeah So this is all we get you know what I mean we don't get well you can go scroll down You get more oh so race result we can see no one DNFed Yep The notes tells you the qualifying Lando Max loose okay What's in the notes Oh this could be good So go go back up Yeah, we need to go to this the race and then go down No, no no Wait hold on let's find it let's find a one that had a safety car. Did Canada have a safety car?

Yeah Yes, so go so go to no no no stop stop where it says more of season go to Canada Stop stop I just scroll down So retire one two three four five so they have that information there There's no notes there there's no notes on a safety car No, because I think every single one got back to the pits Let's think about this I'm trying to think of like cars that had to get dragged out that crashed Oh as your um Saudi Arabia

Stroke crashed to the I smell like shit because you probably took a shit. I haven't showered today. That's cool No, it is more about people receiving penalties So not because it's because stroll crashed. I remember that so they're not we wouldn't find it and Monaco Monaco no one crashed there I think we if we is there a way we're good at the milestones can we like add like let me go to support Let me see what support gives me

What's on this website? You would have to pay them you had to pay them like an actual feedback Pulse wins. Yeah, it's not here GP racing stats if you can put like in your notes Hey guys, so when you guys listen to this because you always love this show Yeah, can you please like tell us all the DNF's all the safety cars all the red flags information please like all that stuff Thank you because you are a fucking DJ and to need it. We yeah because we're stupid. We're fucking stupid. Yeah

We're fucking so you won that one. So let's go hungry Yeah, but I would say the British Grand Prix the the best race so far this year No doubt a lot of Back and back and back and but like it was raining didn't rain and then the DN a lot of lead changes Lando and Well, the thing was it's like it was coming down to the top three which was Max Lando and Lewis and then Lewis and

Max pit at the same time but Lando stayed out which was a bad call by him because if Lando if Lando came in he would have probably won the race I would assume Do you think you think that would have been the case I think max would have won the race are you still trying to type in some stuff for that Since the kid didn't say anything The kid yeah, we're calling your brother the kid

Oh, I need I need to get an image. Yeah, we need an image you started typing one my thing has been jitty a little bit So I'm trying to like stop it started again and reboot it a bunch of times For a while there I was working like butter. Maybe it's the hot temperature. That thing is cooking over there I don't know why that would be but What do you think the odds are that Lewis wins again

They're very high since the Mercedes is looking really good. Oh, let me Actually pull this up while you're picking your people picking your people Okay, I want 2024. Oh, no, I want constructors No, I want 2024 I want Leclerc Leclerc So max 255 This is the current Lando is 171 Leclerc is 150 science 142 This is the current Lando is 171 Leclerc is 150 science 146 Oscar 124 Paris well, they actually updated that really quick Okay, so Lando's the guy, huh?

Landos the guy here land is the closest one to beating Mac or catching up to Max thinking to happen. Oh It could Yes, also and the constructors I think that Red Bull 373 can jump We're about to Red Bull 373 Ferrari 302 McLaren 295 Mercedes 221. I think the thing is is I believe Wait, why is this thing? Wait, hold on doesn't make any sense Why is it saying that McLaren McLaren got three and four the past you get fourth?

I'm sorry the past you get fourth. Yeah, really? I think so Oh, yeah, cuz he retired from because of Russell cuz we're Russell retired I think if McLaren keeps going points like how they are they can jump Red Bull No, cuz they're on the similar slope on this curve. You can see Mercedes is going parabolic And then Mercedes wins I don't know. I think I think McLaren can pass Ferrari pass Red Bull if so just stop scoring. Here's our picture by the way for what? Oh

Oh, it's gonna be a bald guy with a beard in the forest. Oh God I Typed bald man with big beard and soft skin standing in the forest You don't like it. No, I think something better Holding after this loads bitch Riding a horse

Bald man riding a horse. Yeah, well, yeah in the forest while riding a horse get rid of standing in the forest but riding a horse with with the Bald man with big beard Bob man with big beard in the forest riding a horse with While holding a Hockey stick That seems very interesting But yeah This this episode kind of went downhill after he left in what way it's kind of it kind of got sad In what way it's kind of like a downer now and not an upper. Oh, what do you mean? We need up?

He's not downies. What do you mean downies and uppies? No, but what do you mean? It's a downie. I got down with kind of quiet You know, it's got quiet. Yeah It's down. It's a downer to be quiet. No, no, no I'm not as loud like I'm just saying as in like it was loud and funny at the beginning of the show and now It's playing all the clips at the beginning and then now it's kind of like a Debbie downer now

It's kind of like we're you want to not talk about f1. No, we could talk about f1, but you just said you didn't want downers No, this is an upper Talk about f1 as an upper for me, but you just said we're down. You think you think house can catch Do you think Honda can our house can pass Red Bull or be carb Sure, I think so. Yeah

Certainly lately with the performance with hulkenberg. Yeah, hulkenberg is getting hulkenberg got six twice in a row Which is good points for the house You're only team with no points is fucking Audi That's crazy. How do you? Salber kick salber All right, I'm gonna try to generate your image now. Yeah, I mean I Think after I think during the I Think during the offseason or the the summer break. I believe where silly season happens You believe or you do believe I do believe. Yeah, I think I

Want I want to say science is gonna get signed by Mercedes. That's my feeling too. I have an I have a feeling that he's gonna get some of them are saying I have a similar feeling and then What I think with Sergio I think during the summer break Either if he doesn't do well in the next two he's getting replaced God, I hope they fucking finally do it. I think he's gonna get replaced by either Ricardo or give you key a shot

Honestly, I think they should give you key a shot. Why do you think that they haven't yet given you key the opportunity or Daniel? No, why do I know that I know that you think they haven't yet given you key an opportunity. I don't know You have no idea no speculation It's Asian and how about marker doesn't like Agent I didn't say that helmet Marco is a racist. No, I don't know the man Restappin Leclerc Norris

Paris parents. Yeah, I think I Want to say that should give someone a chance You know Maybe oh they have sprint results on the bottom That they should Max wins all of them China Miami in Austria Interesting So you just gotten three out of the third and two of them. Yeah, I think that I Don't know I think they should give Ricardo a shot I put Sergio on the sister team or something. I don't actually care about Ricardo on Red Bull anymore

I told I'm over that he's kind of spent sucking. He really doesn't deserve it to be quite honest I think if he's in that Red Bull seat, I think he would gain more confidence. Do you think he would be better than Sergio? Yes Hmm. Yes, I do. I think he would have more of confidence because I think yeah, like when he first started his career with Red Bull Like he had a lot of calm like confidence in doing it they kind of just fell off after max started beating him

When it was clear that max was the him. Yeah max was Ricardo No, no max was him meaning like the the one the fucking champion. I don't know. I think

They should give him a shot. All right, did you pick your people? Yeah, I did. Oh, you already did I chose Max Lando Lewis science Leclerc Even though I don't know I'm not putting Russell in there Yeah, I mean that's a great point three I go to I think Ferraris are really good in the low down force like low down force Slow down force low down force or high down force high down forces for turning correct or grip High down force is better for grip turning faster with more grippy grip

because max because the the Hungarian ring is a lot of like turns like fast sweeping turns almost There's slow turns too, so I'm gonna give it a I can't believe I called this race Lewis. I was fucking amazing Shout out to me. Oh, you?

Hungry what kind of track is hungry is it miss you can pull it up? I know it looks like it's like a long straight Swirly cut back Then straight and then like a little swishy and then you come a little round and then like a little like Like kink Come around another kink kink Yeah But for ours are done I'm still gonna I I I Science has been pretty good sciences been in the top five He's only been out of the top five one time Which was in Spain?

All right, I'm mixing it up a little bit so we're gonna and he retired in Monaco. No, he's a retired in Canada Forgot what happened The crash no Engine failure. I'm gonna see the picture Yeah, there's mine. I'm gonna read them Max Landau Leclerc Russell science sounds pretty good This is a great picture. You don't even have Lewis on there. Correct. Wow That's not I mean that's okay, I don't know about the hockey

He's got like a hockey stick with a horn attached to it or something. Yeah, and then there's another I like it. Yeah, it's where it works It is what it is now I think Yeah, I think Mercedes is back But it sucks that I want I won't say like they're like people keep asking me if I'm back Shout out to John Wick Thank you on him Download and then then Oliver Berman is now a Haas driver 100% confirmed 100% Confirm estaban might be a Haas driver as well, which is open up seats for Alpine

One more seat for the Alpine. Oh, did you see the did you see that they released a trailer?

I was gonna say we should watch it. We should have never seen it. We should watch the trailer I heard it released a trailer for the movie Documents, let me save this picture Why did it put my dock up here what doc my dog your finder it was down here before and I don't like this Documents Copy Images boom max emits first F. I am mits max admits first happen FIA admits first happen should have had a black and white flag flag

FIA admits first happen should have had a black and white fag with warning flag in Austria seven hours ago Okay, here we go because he was driving the formula one channel put out it out to yeah in addition to Warner Bros Okay, screw it. Which one has higher F1 Warner Brothers released at the same time they did All right here it is the official trailer for the formula one a movie Red Bull Ferrari Mercedes Kind of I will watch this movie

Are you fucking kidding me? Of course watch it together. Okay? We're gonna hold we're gonna do ball cupping Mmm, you're missing it, but okay, okay Red Bull Ferrari Mercedes Aston now McLaren all have a speed on the oh, it's an Apple original film Our shot is battling in the turns. We need to build our car for combat

How much faster make that safe who said anything that's safe? They made like a mock Pitlane and garage at a couple races to film this that's cool And it's actually like there yeah, I know I Was that lady I go back I recognize that who is this lady? I don't hold on out. I feel like I know who she is Cast of the it's not Rebecca Ferguson, but for a minute. I thought it was Rebecca Ferguson Tell me who carry carry Condon

Carry condon, okay. I don't know her then she just looks familiar. What is she been in? carry condon movies and shows What is this movie called sorry dude just called F1 it hasn't hasn't happened it doesn't have a name Yeah, it's just called F1 things called yeah, um Avengers Endgame she was a voice of Friday, but doesn't really say I don't know the fuck that is Infinity war Friday. What is Friday? It's it's a person's name like an alien or something

Friday she's just been a voice of Friday. Okay, nevermind. I don't know. Are she just looks familiar ready? What is Who's Friday ready? I Ready Yeah, how much that's safe who said anything that's safe Better Carl Saul Yes, she was in the better call saw that's what I'm guessing She does look familiar from better call Saul She who's the voice of Friday doesn't say who she was in better call Saul Friday is like an AI thing yes

Doesn't say who she wasn't better call so I'm working on it dude chill. I'm working on it. I know how I feel Was Carrie connan in Breaking Bad in Breaking Bad and Stacy who was played by uncredited actress as better call soil She's played Carrie. Yeah She's like the wife of the guy who is scamming she plays Stacy

She's the wife of the guy who is doing like insurance scams. She can you show me? Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna She plays Stacy Don't know who Stacy is oh Stace that's right Read that last name and then you'll know or oh She's a Mike's daughter Mike's daughter-in-law. Yeah, that's where Stacy Irmintraut. That's right Irmintraut. Yeah ready to finish Stacy Stacy was married to Matt. Yeah

She's the daughter-in-law Mike Mike Irmintraut. Yeah, yeah, Matt was killed after working for two years as a police officer That's why I reckon I mean yeah, she's been in every single season Here we go in season three. He's gonna be cool cinematography in this video. Yeah Oh, shit, I remember that when there was like they're filming and they had them standing on like the Was enough Silverstone That's so cool

I think they did this right before they actually did the race. That's hilarious They have Oracle in there Redborg saying Everybody we were we were Rockin hey, don't their Steiner Are they they made the mock of these cars And they actually drove it But it's like a formula to cars Yeah, I think it's like a formula to car that's so sick to drive around. Yeah, I Think I forgot there was an Apple movie. I forgot about that So it means we get to watch it on Apple I have after it comes out of theaters

Yeah, which is gonna be in theaters for like three months. That looks fucking sick. I Don't know I think it looks cool. I think it's gonna be to be honest. You watch Need for Speed. Yeah I thought that was a great movie. I mean that need for speed rush. No Not a for speed wasn't it rush the one with the kid the PlayStation game

Gran Turismo, did you watch Gran Turismo? No, that's a great fucking movie. I was thinking of a movie with the Was it called F1 I forgot it was an F1 movie with service driven Look up driven driven the trailer to driven Was that a recent that's kind of older is back in 2001 it was called driven driven So driven trailer Fuck Sorry, oh now I don't know what it is. No, hold on hold on hold on It's not working it's not working it's not working. Oh Oh, it's where is it?

Go back. No, you didn't miss anything. Yeah, I did Missed every I missed everything in the world Well, maybe I haven't news is like what drives you is it fear is it passion Is it courage Told you didn't miss anything. Oh, I thought I really didn't miss something

They made an F1 movie a long time ago. Yeah, she on a Reeves that about going to me Oh, hell yeah girl skirt Oh damn the racing on the street the fuck is this I Have you seen this I've seen it it's kind of cheesy Whoa Michael Schumacher's in it Yeah, so this is like the F1 movie back in the early 2000s. Yeah, it's kind of cheesy Oh, no doubt it has 14% rotten tomatoes 14% audience I think it's like what is the what is rotten tomato even? Yeah

That's funny. Yeah, dude, it's bad. I forgot that they made a new Beverly Hills cops Beverly Hills cops. Yeah, it's called Beverly Hills cops axle F. I Don't know if it's a show or not or it's Detective Axel Foley is back on the beaten Beverly Hills after his daughter Daughter's life is threatened Fully teams up with newport and Jordan Gordon Joseph Gordon Levitt old pal Billy Rosewood and John Taggart me and Tyler just watched inception yesterday

Is that what you were watching? Is that what he came over here for Joseph Gordon Levitt's in inception? Yes, he is. Inception is a great movie. I might I had never seen it. He was like dude this story I'm not sure what I'm gonna say. I'm not sure what I'm gonna say. I'm not sure what I'm gonna say Inception is a great movie. I might I had never seen it. He was like dude this story was so great

The plot was amazing. I might watch this deal it next tomorrow or a couple days from now inception No, the new Beverly Hills cops cops or cop Beverly Hills cops Beverly Hill cop that's Beverly Hill cop. Maybe I'm wrong. I could be wrong to you. I can be You know unplug replug it's just like shitty, you know, you know, I'm saying All right, you got anything else you want to talk about I do not are you want to cut it?

I want to cut it. Did you send me something and signal? I did actually we can end on it if you want to it's a banger Yeah, dude snapchat. Oh, no, no, I actually don't want to play it. Just play it Just throw it up on the screen to play it clean my body Just start off on the screen to play it Cool last name drew That's unfortunate you got to download it I'm not I'm not logging into these stupid ass services that I don't have accounts for Here Mike Thanks, bro. I Have so fucking Lutely oh

Won't let me what I was gonna let me see it insane. Oh here we go Yeah, I can't believe you got it from that far trying to put it in your mic All right folks, it's a crappy into a crappy day Yeah, I'll show you my wit bulb. Oh Man, it's hot stay stay frosty thirsty my friends. I'm gonna have an alcoholic beverage Guess what happens after later this week ready? Huge rain bombs. I wish it's gonna happen. I'm gonna make a fucking alcoholic Huge rain bombs

Or this it's absolutely true. Yeah, what are you gonna do absolutely true? Alcoholic beverage. It's absolutely true Shout out to the natural girls guess what Mike? Yeah, this is what happens when it gets wet and wild out here Shout out to the natural girls We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere, but we laugh a lot Now everyone share a secret. All right, that's it Last one Terry. Okay. Bye. Bye. Bye. You