Yeah, like yeah, it plays. Yeah, I know that picture. We had a special picture. I know last episode. I know when you go to the app, the podcast app, it shows the normal picture, which is whatever. Yeah. And then although I kind of wish no, you don't want to like no leave it as the main picture and then like for the week. It's the main picture. Nope. And then the next week it changes and it continually changes. Nope. You want to have the space boys always. Yep. I am not fucking doing
that. Why not? Is it hard? Is it a lot of work? It's not not a lot of work. What are you talking about? That means it's harder to make it the main picture as opposed to the episode picture. That means every time I would have to go in there and change the header. Yeah, that can't be more than a couple clicks. You want to do it? No, but I'm just saying. Okay. That's what I'm saying. If you if you if you want to do it, go go right ahead. I was just commenting on here's my first
attempt. This is actually a cool picture. I just made this. Oh, I like that. You like that? Dude, actually, I really do like that. I like that a lot. It's actually pretty good. You know what I learned? What's up, boo? I should we should not generate pictures with humans in them. Oh, okay, because it fucks up the humans. But like this one, for example, I typed in Space Force. No, I typed in this and I got actually pretty nice picture. You should type in Space Force. Hold on. I
want to see you know what this looks like, though? Space Force. This looks like a farm grain silo with a rocket on it. It doesn't look like a rocket. What was a movie? Wasn't there a movie that had that or was it around a town? What was it called? It was a good movie. Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. You should. Why don't? What's that movie? It's like a tell me the movie, Mikey. Tell me the movie. Move me. I want to move you. What are you talking about? It's like a movie. It's about
what? About a rocket ship. Interstellar? No. It's a movie. It's a the fuck is going on, brother. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. What's a good format for me to save pictures? PNG? PNG or a JPEG? I'll save it in PNG. PNG or a JPEG? What does PNG stand for? I don't know. Let's look it up. I can look it up for you. What does PNG stand for? It's hot. It's not warm. Portable network graphics. Cool. I like it. What did you want me to
type in this time? What do you mean? What did you want me to type in this time? I don't remember. What did it just happen? What did I say? No, you were like telling me you wanted me to type in something else. I did? Wow. I don't remember, brother. Can I finish this song? Sure. We're not copyrighted or anything. This is a new Rufus the Soul song. I just want to see. If you don't like Rufus the Soul, you can go fuck yourself. Right, Mike?
What are you saying? You don't care about Rufus. People can like what they like. You right. Yeah. When we're together, just drop today. I think I know his first instinct every time he's like getting off, not getting off, but like getting off on the fat bitch. But like dancing to music. It's like he goes, yeah. Yeah. I'm telling you, man, I can be the best hype man. Rocket ship movie in a small potato town potato town. Yeah. Potato
like they grow potatoes. Potato. Yeah. Town. They know the potato town. Oh, October sky. Oh, that's what's called. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's this is the movie. You want to play the trailer after this? And then a whole movie. It's a true story of a Homer hackham, a coal miner son who was inspired by the first Sputnik launch to take his rocketry against rocketry, rocketry against the father's wishes. Yeah. This is a banger. That's okay. You can suck
a dick. I didn't know Jake Jelen Hall was in this movie. Did you? He plays Homer. He puts the young kid. Yeah. Anybody want to know what the top I like this album movie? I like the album color. Mark this. That's kind of nice. It seems like it just went like this. You just swipe down from flowers and today. That's by B. I wonder if they bought a subscription to that. Do you think so? New York Times? Yeah. I think Riley did last last weekend because he's like, yo, he just did it and
like, yo, Riley, you buy the money. He's like, yeah, it's like you the man dog. What do you think the top 10? That's okay. What do you think the top 10 movies are right now? In the world? In the world like theaters. I'm most popular movies as determined by IMDB's users. Like of all time? No, no, no, just right now. Dune right now. Dune. Not in the top 10. Really? Nope. It's out. It's 11. Damn. I don't actually know what I don't really
watch movies that come out new. So I don't really know what's out. All right. Besides Dune part two. All right, ready? I really haven't seen a whole lot. The first one is Hitman. I know. The second one is Bad Boys. Stop. Bad Boys Ride or Die. A new Hitman came out like the bald guy with the pistol. No, different. It's a Netflix movie. It has that one girl. Cool. Okay. What's her name? It doesn't help a lot. Adria. Adria. Adria. What? Arjana. I cannot pronounce that. That's her full name or her
first name. Her first name is about, is it Adria? Adria? Adria? Is it ADRA? Yeah. That's Adria. Adria. Arjana. Arjana. I don't recognize that name. Is this girl? So I pull up. This girl. No more. She looks a lot like that one chick. No, good call, dude. What's her name? Anna DeArmas. Anna DeArmas. When you showed me that picture, what I saw was Anna DeArmas. I don't know who that lady is. They looked similar. But yeah, I was thinking of the October
Sky. But number one is Hitman. Number two is Bad. It was really weird. I saw the Bad Boys trailers during the basketball games. Ride or Die. Who won? Mavericks? Celtics? No. Celtics in five. Damn. Four to one. Damn. Celtics were hot. Inside out two. What did you say? Inside out two. October Sky. October Sky. Fast and the Furious Mad Max Saga. What? It's called The Fast and the Furious. Fiosa. Fiosa. The Fast and the Furious? No, I just made that up. Fiosa,
Mad Max Saga, under Paris. The Watchers, the Fall Guy. The Watchers? The Watchers. What is The Watchers? I will look. The Fall Guy's Godzilla minus one in Civil War and Inside Out. Oh, so yeah. I kind of want to see Civil War. I was about to say the only movie in that list that I've even heard of early that I wanted to see was. I've seen Inside Out. I've seen Inside Out. And Civil War. And I was going to rent it on like Apple. But it still wasn't out yet. So it was
like 20 bucks to rent it. Cut some theater or something like that. I was like, I'm going to wait. What is The Watcher? A young artist gets stranded in an extensive... What? I don't know that I've ever seen. A masculine forest in Western Ireland, where after finding shelter, she becomes trapped among three strangers stalked by a mysterious creature each night. I don't think I've ever seen October Sky. Have you seen it? I think I have in
school. In school? Yeah. You know, back in the day where they actually, you know... I never watched movies in school. What? Bruh. Well, I didn't go to elementary school. I did. I was out where you watched it. Even in high school, I watched movies. I don't remember that. Your leg? That's not my leg. That's not my dick. Or is it? Imagine it was. Just for reference, this movie came out in 1999, it says. Do you see Sputnik go over the other night?
Yep. Is that Vladimir Putin? I think it's so. Oh yeah, I need to send you this file. Put in a adorable little boy dick. Jilin Hall was. Yep. A little known fact that he's gonna go to Brock Beck Mountain. Sputnik is a milestone in history. Just send you the file. College scholarships are winning a science fair. I'm gonna build a rocket. I'm gonna build a rocket. Just don't bug yourself up. Oh damn. What do you want to know about rockets? Everything. A lucky one
would get out on a football scholarship. How about I believe in the unlucky ones? You better have her talk with your son, Elsie. He's out of control. Would you please sign my newspaper? H. I'll sign your newspaper. This is great, Riley. I didn't even see what she looked like. Hold on. Who? The girl. I turned away. We're talking with your son, Elsie. He's out of control. Would you please sign my newspaper? Yes. Oh, damn. This is great, Miss Riley. I learned everything. Oh, she's
created for the mind. Y'all thank the good Lord that you didn't kill anybody. Dad, he's stuck in the middle. Well, he put all his nonsense behind you, Homer. It is a nonsense. Sure was exciting watching your rockets go up. I know I'm gonna be a minor. I've known my entire life. It's so funny how like you are alive on this planet. The acting we have today from the producer of late 90s, a Joe Johnston film. Coman's your life. It's not mine. Universal Pictures presents the true story
of a boy who risked everything for a dream. You want to get out of here so bad than go. Go. Yeah, go. I won't even look back. Sometimes you just can't listen to what anybody else says. You just got to listen inside this spring. Turn your eyes to the sky and you rise to the sky when everything you believe in soars like we got a chance. October sky. Wait, I thought he was gonna like go on to be some like
NASA person. Homer Homer Homer Hickam. But it doesn't show that in the movie. Homer Hickam. This is the end. I think this is a true story of just oh, he's still alive. But did he actually end up in the movie going to NASA or something and launching? Let me let me look what happened. Let me look what I look. Let me look what happened to do this dude. His name is his name is Homer Hadley Hickam Jr. He is an American author Vietnam War veteran in a former NASA engineer who trained the first
Japanese astronaut. Oh, wait, is this actually true? Yeah, this is a true guy. Wait, is this actually true? His 1998 memoir Rocket Boys also published as October sky was a New York Times bestseller before Amazon came in. Actually, Amazon was there. Hickam's body of body of written work also includes several additional bestselling memoirs and novels including Josh Thoreau Thoreau Thoreau Thoreau. You had it right the first time. Josh Thoreau. That sounds right. And then all the other
stuff. But it looks like so his career was in 1964 to 1970. He was in the United States Army Aviation and Missile Missile Command in Huntsville. And that's where they all go Huntsville, Alabama. And then from 1971 to 1998, he was used, worked at NASA as a Marshall Space Flight Center or worked at Marshall Space Flight Center in 1980 as an aerospace engineer. That's Alabama. And then
science payloads and extravicular activities. Other shit. Diver astronaut crews trained for numerous space lab space shuttle missions, including the Hubble Space Telescope Development and Hubble Repair Missions, Space Lab J, which was the first Japanese astronaut in Solar Max Repair mission prior to his retirement from NASA in 1988. Hickam was the payload training manager for the International Space Station program. So yeah, this dude went. I never saw that movie. But in the
movie, did he go to NASA? I think he won. So in the beginning of the movie, it says there's a scholarship. And I think you want a scholarship. But in the movie, does it show only his town? Yeah. Oh, so it doesn't show. Hickam attended Virginia Tech in 1960 and joined the schools of corpse of candidates and his junior and he and a few classmates designed a cannon for football games and school functions. They named the cannon Skipper in honor of JFK. Skipper was cast of
brass collected from the candidates and has become an icon of Virginia Tech. Hickam graduated in 1964 with a bachelor's degree, a bachelor's of science degree in industrial engineering. Industrial engineering. Wow. Yeah. Yes. It says that he became an amateur rock builder called themselves the Big Creek Missile Agency. Many generations of designs qualified in 1960 National Science Fair and won a gold and silver medal in an area of propulsion. So there
you go. Sounds like a cool guy. He's still alive. He's 81 years old. Just chilling and he lives. I don't know where he lives, but he has two spouses and looks like he has no kids. Yeah, doesn't say anything about his kids. All right. There you go. They know everybody knows about Homer Hickam. What an exciting movie it is. Is it good? I don't know. It's really PG. I bet it's fucking boring. Oh, dude, it's hella boring. It's like PG nowadays. You can say one cuss word or some shit. There's
no cuss. You can say I don't give a damn. Here you go. Another fucking plane falling down. Yeah. Oh, Lord fuck. Oh, Lord, Mikey not falling down. Oh, Lord, Mikey investigating why a Southwest Airlines jet came dangerously close to the ground dangerous. What's dangerously close to the ground 500 feet more unsettling here is that it's not the first time that's happened. First time. This is the first time that it's happened flight mishap. You motherfucker. Southwest Airlines 4069 over
Yukon, Oklahoma Wednesday about nine miles from the airport in Oklahoma City. Are they bad grapes? They weren't way over there. Are these good grapes or bad grapes? You eat that. What is the pressure? Yeah, you're fat. You're talking to the person that's a way to 175. I mean, it's not bad. It's not great though. It's not bad. It's not great. It's not 90 pounds. Like 190. Is that what it used to be? Yeah, almost weighed like 200 pounds, brother.
Just after midnight local time, air traffic control. It was getting in the pilots of a low altitude alert asking the crew you good out there. Yeah, 525 feet over a neighborhood, which is crazy, which is like hell allowed not allowed. According to live, who says it's not allowed? I think like there's whatever rules about like certain zones where you can't fly
certain altitudes. You mean it's always that way. It's always been that way. Flight Radar 24 reveals that the jet, which took off from Las Vegas, came within 525 feet of the ground before climbing briefly and then safely landing. It did like a little time this world. Thursday, that it's investigating the incident. Southwest Airlines says it's working with the agency to understand and address any irregularities with the aircraft's approach. It fell asleep 100%.
It's the second frightening descent by Southwest jet since April. Hope it wasn't our boy. Hawaii went as low. Who's our boy? Hope it wasn't our boy. Who's our boy? Chris. Oh, it wasn't our boy. Oh, it's like, wait, I'm fucking retarded. We're taught it. Yeah, it could be. Hope it's not our boy. I hope not. It could though. It could be. It's the same airplane that he flies in the same carrier. Uh-huh. That's why I said it was not our boy.
Before climbing after an aborted landing attempt. That's crazy that I know I have a friend that works like fly their planes. And while the cause of these two descents has not been determined to come as Boeing is mired in previous safety and quality control mishaps. Oh, that's how you check it. By the way, you just walk up and you just wrap, you just look around and just kind of touch it and pray. I don't have feels CEO faced harsh bipartisan criticism on Capitol Hill Tuesday.
This hearing is a moment of reckoning. You don't recognize the Boeing that has airplanes falling out of the sky. Our culture is far from perfect. But we are back. Can you go back to that person's name? Which one? Um, is here? Yeah, keep going. Tuesday. This hearing is a moment of no, you don't recognize. Nope. The Boeing that has airplanes falling. Senator Holly, Holly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dumb. Is he dumb? Didn't fall from the sky. It didn't go into like a tailspin.
You don't recognize the Boeing that has airplanes falling out of the sky. Our culture. I do. You're dumb. There is far. That guy is pretty stupid. You're stupid. I don't like that guy. From perfect. I just want to let you know, Senator Holly or hockey or a fucking watch a fair amount of this thing. Yeah. Hearing. What is his name? Senator. I was listening to the parts with Holly talking and I was like, I wanted to just like drop kick that dude. I really want to look at
Senator Holly. He's from Josh Holly. I think Missouri. Josh Holly. He is from. Thought it was Missouri. Politician, lawyer, Missouri. Yep. He's a senator from Missouri. Yeah. Mr. Josh Holly. You're stupid. Do you want to see him talking? You're dumb. No, no, no. I don't want to hear him talking because he's just going to say airplanes are falling from the sky. I just want to know if an airplane actually fell from the sky.
Thank you, Mr. Chairman. It would literally fall. It would go into a tailspin and that's how it falls from the sky. That motherfucking airplane was floating, guiding, gliding through the sky. Not falling, sir. That you get paid. It was descending. Senator, that's, wait, can you go back? That motherfuckers smirked. Do you see that? Go back. Go back. Watch it. Watch when they, I'll be quiet, but he'll smirk when you get one.
Holly. Thank you, Mr. Chairman. Mr. Calhoun. What is it that you get paid currently? Senator, that's, you see that look like, he's like, he was like, in our proxy documents, in each of the years that I've been employed. Yeah, but what is it? It's a big number, sir. Well, let me help you. It's a big number, sir. Oh, it's 32.8 million. Damn. Yes, it does. That's a 45% increase over last year. Does that sound
right? Yes, it does. What is it you get paid to do exactly? I get paid to run the Boeing company. What is it you get paid to do exactly? Dude, that dude is dumb. What is it you get paid to do exactly? Wait, can you, I saw that. I really like that. What do you get paid to do exactly? It's like, best thing to ever happen to the internet. Yes, it does. What is it you get paid to do exactly? I got paid to run the Boeing company. Yeah. So help me understand that. I mean,
do you get paid for transparency? Is that, is that part of, is that one of the metrics for your income? I think the board counts on me for transparency. Really? Because you're under investigation for falsifying 787 inspection records. The Boeing's under criminal investigation for the Alaska Airlines flight. You were investigated by the IDOJ for criminal conspiracy to defraud the FAA. This is all in your tenure. This
doesn't sound like a lot of transparency to me. What about safety? Is that a component of your salary? It sure is, Senator. You know, have you seen the reports that the subcontractor that you use to make that door piece that fell out of the sky, that door the FAA went and toured the facility? They found one door seal being lubricated with Dawn liquid dish soap and cleaned with a wet cheesecloth and another was being checked with a hotel room keycard. Does that sound
like safety to you? Senator, I, that's a good question. But relationship with that particular, I'm not going to comment at all. That makes sense. But what he just said is not as unreasonable as it sounds actually. It might sound bad, but I'll let him continue. Your supplier has been well documented, reviewed by the FAA and most certainly us. And I'm very intent on acquiring that company so that none of that ever happens. You know, the FAA also says that Boeing still has not implemented
the recommended steps back from 2019 and 2020 after the max crashes. You still have not taken the appropriate positive safety. I just want you to know, sir, now those planes crashed. They descended and crashed those planes fell out of the sky. Those planes fell. Well, they, they stalled. They more than what they did was they went nose dive like fast. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. That that's, sir, they, they, they, that's, they were falling out of the sky. Correct. What happened the other day, Mr. Josh Howley represented howly Mr. Howley, John, Josh, what Josh Howley from Missouri, that flight did not fall from the sky. It descended too far. That's all that happened. I think he's talking about the crashes. Now, the other video, the other view, he was stating that that flight from Vegas to Oklahoma, it was falling from the sky. Unless it was clipped. Yeah, I don't
think so. Limited what they recommended. I mean, how, if safety is a component of your 33 million dollar compensation package, I mean, how can you possibly qualify for any of this? What about quality? Is quality part of your compensation package? Senator, I, I meet with the FAA pretty regularly. Answer the fucking question. I don't know anything back and I'm not aware of anything. That's what we do. We just, we just fucking beat around the bush around questions. And then we
never give you the answer that you want. 100%. But hold on playback device. Yo, when was the, when did he make that comment? Which one in each of the years that I've been employed. Which one? But what is it? It's a big number, sir. Well, let me help you out. It's 32.8 million this year. Does it sound right? Yes, it does. That's a 45% increase over last year. Does that sound right? What is exactly what you do? What is it you get paid to do?
Are we doing it live? Yes, it does. There we go. What is it you get paid to do exactly? I love it. But did you hear about, since we're on the topic of blowing right now, we're on the general topic of aviation. Did you hear about Terry because Terry, didn't you hear what's that our mascot is an aviation picture? Sorry, what were you gonna say? I'm a mascot as a rocket. Then we've never know. Did you hear about those problems with the starliner
at this ISS? It's like stuck. What is it you get paid to do exactly? Yeah, I love the starliner. Yeah, I'm a big NASA science rocket fan. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they're having some, they're working through some stuff before they can bring it back. I think, yeah, I think there's something wrong with the starliner. Starliner. What is it you get paid to do exactly? Dude, you are a fucking God. That's a great clip. It is, isn't it? That's a great one.
It was six hours ago. Astronauts stranded in space due to multiple issues with Boeing Starliner, and the window of their return flight is closing. NASA and Boeing engineers are troubleshooting various faults in the starliner spacecraft, but they're only 45 days. Wait, if they don't come down in a certain time, they have to just like chill, but can they come back eventually? Or are they not able to actually, do they have to like jettison the starliner and launch it off into
space to throw it away and come down another way? That's insane. But they're only 45 days of docking time available. The window for returning is closing. Two astronauts, two NASA astronauts who rode. Sonny and Butch. Road to orbit on the Boeing Starliner are currently stranded in space aboard the International Space Station. I gotta play, I gotta pull the clip. After engineers discover numerous issues with the Boeing Starcraft, teams are on the ground, are now racing to assess
starliner status. Astronaut Butch and Sonny were originally scheduled to return on June 13th after a week on the ISS. Their stay has been extended for a second time due to the ongoing issues. The astronauts will return home sooner than June 26th, according to NASA, after years of delay, Boeing, whatever. Let's see, now to give engineers time to troubleshoot the faults, NASA has announced it will push back the perilous return flight. Perilous? Oh no. Perilous? Is that how
you spell perilous? Perilous? On today's episode. Go ahead. Where is it? Is it? What? Where you going? Oh, okay. Delays continue for the Boeing Starliner. Never me talking. Mars sample return goes back to the drawing board, Voyager 1 is alive, and Stokespace makes a new engine breakthrough. The Boeing Starliner, a space craft long road home. Space Force! I don't have it available fast. Play it. If we talk about science and spaceship, you gotta play it.
You gotta like give me more fucking time. Space Force! Space Force! What are we talking about today? Space Force! Hell yeah! Let's fucking rip it. All this boring shit. Infamistor launch delays has now begun to experience landing delays. Yay! That Starliner will return home for- It's absolutely true. I just gotta make a comment. It is much more terrifying to be stuck in space, like waiting to come back than stuck on the ground
waiting to go up. Like imagine you're in space and something actually is wrong and they truly can't come back. What do you do? This. You just stuck? You do this. Oh, there's no winning. No. We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere, but we laugh a lot. Now everyone hug and share a secret. That's what they're doing up there. Hugging and sharing secrets. And then we do this too. It's absolutely true. Yeah. From the ISS, with astronauts Butch Wilmore and Sonny- Butch Wilmore. Butch.
Williams, no earlier than June 26th. No earlier. Wait. I just want to say that when you hear the name Butch Wilmore, it sounds like somebody would say this. What is it you get paid to do exactly? That sounds like a Butch Wilmore thing to say. In this. Best thing to ever happen to the internet. Nah, no, no more. It's like this. Yeah.
The crew's original departure date had been set for June 13th, which was then delayed to the 18th, then the 22nd, and now we have the current date, which was set by NASA and Boeing at a press conference on Tuesday. Officials report that Starliner can spend a maximum of 45 days docked to the ISS in its current state. Why? This delayed Starliner's approach to the ISS docking module by over an hour, as five of the ship's thrusters were offline in various phases of the maneuvering procedure.
This issue would have prevented Starliner from successfully docking. However, Boeing engineers were able to get four of the problematic thrusters back online to complete the mission. That's crazy. That's what's going on. Well, Starliner did experience some additional systems malfunctions on its journey from the Earth to the ISS, the most troubling of which would be the intermittent failure of some reaction control thrusters. This delayed Starliner's
approach to the ISS docking module by over an hour. Hold on. This is how they checked it, Mike. Remember what you were telling me? With Dawn dish soap? Dawn dish soap and a wet cheesecloth and a credit card. A credit card, yeah. And then also visually inspecting it by touching it with your hands and praying for it actually holds together. Correct. As five of the ship's thrusters were offline during various phases
of the maneuvering procedure. That's the issue would have prevented Starliner from successfully docking. However, Boeing engineers were able to get that's not Boeing engineers. That's fucking stretchy to command. What what are they called? That's Capcom. That's a mission control. Yeah, that's mission. Yeah, that's not Boeing. That's NASA. Me and Terry been to NASA. I've been there. Shout out to Terry and shout out to me. Shout out to everybody. Shout out. Shout out.
Is that a slogan now? Shout out. Shout out to me. Shout out to you. The problematic thrusters back online. Now it's worth noting that during Starliner's second uncrew test flight was in 2022, the same thrusters in the same location also had issues. And NASA's commercial crew program manager Steve Stitch said that we don't understand. What a baller name. That guy looks. I like that guy.
That guy has a goofy smile. And quite why they're happening. The reason given that a thruster issue was able to be solved from the ground was that this is not necessarily a hardware problem. It's a software problem. The computer on board is reading the thrusters as perform hard reset. Out of spec and turn it off and back on again. Then shutting them down. When you play is a clip called it's called Windows. Windows Space Force Netflix. Pull it up.
Windows Space Force Netflix. Yeah, just type those three words. Three words. This. Yeah, just play the first one. This is what happened to them. Recalculate the new thruster. Okay. And relay it. This is positive for a second. This is what happened to Boeing when they launched this up there. Immediately in the sun. Roger that, Dr. What's wrong? Seriously? I like him from Silicon Valley. The show on HBO. Yeah,
Jin Yang. Who's his name in that show? Auto updating now. General, I won't be able to calculate the right data for the satellite for 49 minutes. How long to live back 11 minutes and 44 seconds. That person's trans. Fuck Microsoft. That's what happened. I don't think that's what happened. Why not? Fundance of caution. Apparently too cautious, however, which is not necessarily a bad thing when it comes to spaceflight. In addition to that weirdness, Starliner also experienced
some more problems with helium gas leakage. In the Middle East, we're still being detected in the star. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good, folks. It's not good. They're getting thrown around up there. Don't go into space until you're ready. That's the moral of the story. How do you know if you're ready to go into space? That's the real question. How do you prepare yourself to go into a gravity-less entity that has no... You know how you're ready? If you're on
a SpaceX rocket. Where are you going? Binder. Like your booklet? I'm just gonna play random sound effects. 100% freaking percent. That's who I am. That's a good one. I do believe... He does believe. Yo, what do you do, Mike? I do believe. I do believe. Yes, what you do. Are you gonna get all jitty when I fucking put this on there? What is it you get paid to do exactly? Oh, fuck yeah. You're gonna be jitty, huh? Yeah, because what I'm gonna say is when we talk about random people,
you're gonna be like this. And then it'll be like... That's what you're gonna do? I'm gonna do that. And then... I need like a fast and short farting noise. Oh, dude. That's what I need. Okay, hold on. Since you're talking about farting, I do need that. Okay, hold on. We're gonna sneak a video in there. Go to my videos that I sent you. Which one? Instagram Reels downloader video one, two, three. No, no, no. Can you pull it up? Can you give me a picture frame? Five frames? Either the man...
Okay. This one? The fat man or the guy up in the window. Yeah. It's a minute and 40. This is a quick deviation. Oh yeah, this is a quick... It's like two minutes. It's really red. Is that real? That's not fake. Just smile. Oh no. That's so clever. That's really smart. Get the echo. Nice. I like that. Yeah. No way did it stop that. Oh, he's gonna do some jump maneuver and fart. What? I'm Max and this is me before the Boston Marathon. I'm at mile 14.
You know what he should have done? He should have really modulated what he ate before. You never want to be in a situation like that. Can you go back? I just want you to know, Mike, I just saw, I said, there's a whole like... I've seen videos. Instagram Reels, like a whole Instagram page just dedicated to fart compilations. So I did it for you.
I'm just gonna say I've seen... Was it you who showed it to me or just like people who are running marathons and like literally shit their pants and it's like brown running down their legs? I'm at mile 14. Oh yeah, he's really sweating. Mile 14, that's rough. Dude, you're sweating like crazy. Just fuck it. Just pull your pants up and just switch that shit around back there. That's gross. Let the sweat clean it up. Actually, if you're wearing shorts, you might as well just
like... I think if you're wearing a liner... A liner I could hold. I would rip that liner out and start wiping my ass a bit. Just gonna let you know. I don't know what I'd do in that situation. I think if I was wearing a liner, I'll rip some of the liner that's on the like towards my leg. And try to get the bulk of it out. And try to get like most... Here's some chicks making coffee. Oh, wait, did the mom do that? And they're like, ew. Yeah, the mom did.
Dude, these people are fucking weird. Shaking in the bowls. Stupid. Oh my god. I like that laugh. I have to... Ugh, what? What? Dude, that's me. That's so me. Just chilling and you're letting it ride? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has great skin. It's a filter. Oh, looks like good skin. I don't know what... It's a filter. I don't know about social media. It's a filter. I'm deceived. I was bearded too. That's it? Hell yeah. There's more. I got like three compilations of fart videos. I kind of want
them now. Okay. Which one is it? This one? Yeah. And the one above it afterwards. Oh, that's not it. That's not it. That's not it. Sorry. I misled you. Well, it's one of the ones. I can't... Oh, yeah. Okay. It's one of the ones. Good. Good. Thanks for that information. I really appreciate that. Baby farting? No, that one's a goodie though. Which one? This one? Want to see it's the... Now the left one. First one? The first one is farting, for sure. Got it. It's hot in here. It's not warm.
Oh, an elevator is a good choice. Yeah, yeah. Look at it. A lot to echo. Wait, is he just like doing... Just like you take a picture every day. He's farting in the elevator every day and like taking a compilation. Yeah. What a fucking loser. I think it doesn't count anymore in there with him. Oh, don't push. Why are they doing it like close to the mirror? I don't know, man. I don't know. There's no reason to do that.
Oh, she thought it was like a nice cute picture and he farted on her. That's great. Oh, wait, I didn't download that one. Shit. So she's just checking her hair in the mirror and the lady in the stall fucking shits her brains out. Oh, I found out which one it is. It's one in between the F1 and the chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate. That one. This one? Yeah, that one. Those are all my farting compilations. So this is all you get. Oh, that's hilarious. You fart when she's on the zoom call?
Yeah. Oh, this one's a goodie. What's on it? Oh, what was that? Hi. Oh. Oh, dude, why are his shorts still on? That's like he's fucking shitting himself. It could be like someone doing this, you know, putting your hands to, you know, like if any of these are faked, I'm gonna be pissed. If you're not really farting, this is bullshit. I don't know if it could be. No, I have to shit. That's not real. That wasn't real.
Okay, that's where I'm at home, dude. In the bathroom, in public restroom with other dudes, like we're going through it. Like they're going through it. You're going through it. You know, like that camaraderie. Oh yeah. Yeah, go back. Why is he putting his mouth? You can try not to laugh. Yeah. I mean, don't push too hard there, right? Okay. I gotta take it easy with that pushing, man. There's a, so hold on. I think I can link you. I'll link you to the fart compilation site.
It's called fart vibes. Fart vibes. You want me to send them through a key? Sure. Hold on. I gotta open it. You like a little twerp? I have it on my phone now. Do you have it open? Yeah. That's the wrong one, brother. I'll click the second two soon. Go to, and then this? Oh yeah, go to fart vibes. Hope it doesn't make you sign in. It will. Oh, you gotta send me individual links. I'm not signing on my phone. I'm sending them on my phone now. Fart vibes.
I missed fart vibes. It's called fart vibes. That's the name of this, whatever. Fart vibes. Wait, why don't I just pull up this? Like a fart compilation on YouTube? Why haven't we thought about this? I don't know. That's a great point. Oh, here's, this has got to be the guy that you did this guy with the people walk by. Oh yeah, that's, he's. Dude, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Look at the girl in the red dress. She's like loving it.
She loves it. That's the girl right there, man. That's the girl. That girl doesn't like it at all. She's appalled. Hello ladies, welcome to the barbecue. Are you kidding me? This is 40 minutes, Mikey. I don't understand like, I don't understand why it's 40 minutes though. I don't understand why people are appalled about people farting in public. It was gross. How? Oh, it's nasty. Burping or farting is gross. Appalling to people. Yeah. When God, I'm so delicate. Oh, what?
Oh, that was revert really well. Dude, dude, her face was like. Oh, that's a buddy. Like chicks and tank tops and yoga pants. He's probably in California. Most people think it's funny. Yeah, of course, because it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's. So I'm saying like. Farts are 30, 28. Oh, okay, I better not move. I'm at Central Park or some shit. Probably. Okay. Like you just soaking in that air, man. You just wifting. You just like all up in your mouth. Okay, Perry dog coming through.
That's a good one. That's a good one. Running by him. Oh, do that girl's face in the red man. He sits down. They can't go. That mom. That mom is not happy. So they're so kids are funny. The kids are laughing. Oh, my. Oh, my. That is not good. Do you think this guy? Oh, my. Do you think this guy has like. Oh, colonoscopy Fartorama. Oh, hi. Can you pause this? Oh, that's not gonna be good. I just want I just want you to know you're we are fucked up. We are fucked up. Okay. We are fucked up.
Oh, sorry. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Good. This is the grandma. Get a grandma and you paid him to do it. Yeah. Yeah. He didn't take it from you. You paid him to do it, honey. Are you proud? Go to the peaks, man. And the in the film go to the peaks. The peaks are the ones are the best ones. That one's a goodie. I played this one before. Listen. Yeah, you might make a mess. That's like a it was like a thump. These are kind of quiet. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, it's bubbling down there. Oh, God. That was bubbling. Oh, no. Farting compilation three point out go up. Oh, no. Welcome back to another video. If you haven't already. Please just take a minute out of your day to listen to this. Thank you. You don't take the one time you can pop it. I'm right in the face. Sing. What the hell is even that? That's me. Bro, that is so not cool. You go, girl. Give it all you've got. I don't like this dude like commenting over.
Yeah, that's because you wanted the fucking stupid one. I'm going to mark up my video with cool little fucking smiles and fucking bars. It makes you click. Joe Biden farts. No, that's not real. It's definitely not. That's just a. Why is he sniffing her? Yeah, it's creepy to look at her. She's like, get the fuck away from me. Get the fuck away from me. He just tried to kiss her too. So much. What are you trying to do? Marry like kiss her?
Why is he smell people's hair? What is wrong with this guy? Yeah, it's strange. No good. It's a weird person. I should. I should not be doing this when I'm logged in. I don't think I have too many recommended videos now. Damn it. Wait, go up. I mean, this has got to be a big one. Does she? She pulls it. If a girl like this, this is the one that we just saw. If a girl like this is doing it, this is more mainstream than you think. Yeah.
Yeah. We didn't see this. Yeah, we did. And it's farting into a tube like this. Maybe I miss. That is a great one. The bathroom is excellent. Yeah. Dude, I think when people will listen to this this episode, like what the good about what the fuck are we doing? We spent 20 minutes listening to fart sounds. Oh, you really you really got closed on. You really got the end of it. Here it is. This is more people farting in their sleep. The most in demand content on TikTok.
It's from an app that records people's sleep talks. I'm really sorry. What records your sleep? Sleep talks. What's a sleep talk? Like if you, I don't know, probably when you wait, people like want to record their nighttime like funny moments for more content. And so they like set it up to record them at night. Or it's like a if they hear a sound and it records it, that's fucked up. And then it like says stuff like in your dreams or something. It's crazy. Yeah. Oh my god.
That is fucking disgusting. You dirty bitch. You dirty bitch. Farting in the tub too. Oh, have you done that? Oh, in the toilet. Remember when you were a kid and you used to do that, you would fart in the water. Do you ever do that as a kid? Yeah, I remember. I remember doing that as a kid. Like when you were taking baths, you had to fart, you farted and like sounded so cool and you had the bubbles coming up and then it kind of stank. Farting in the shower. It smells real nasty. It's like hot.
Your reaction is so good right there. You're a part of the, I don't do it that often because it's so gnarly, but oh dude, sometimes like lately. It's so fucking hot in here. Why do they smell so bad? Why does what smell so bad? Your farts. What is it you get paid to do exactly? Why do they smell so bad? Yeah, man. What do you mean? What do you mean? You're saying that when you take a, like when you fart in the shower, why are you taking a shower? You said they smell.
Because it's like hot and steamy in there. What do you mean? No, are you saying that it's like it's sweaty? Yeah. Like down there and that's why. No, it's you fart and it's wet. You're covered in water. So it's going to be a little bit sloppy. Yeah. Yeah. And the air is hot and steamy, which means you're going to get shit smell and all that hot, steamy air. It's all around me. I mean, I farted in the shower before and it doesn't smell. Sometimes if it's not a nasty fart.
Are you saying that you have nasty farts? Sometimes. Is it just depends on what you eat? Yeah. Have you ever been in the shower and like, and you had to shit and you knew it's going to be like a runny one and it was coming hard and fast and you were in the shower soaking wet. Yeah. You like get out, drive as much as you can quickly and you go and you launch. I've done that before. One day I was getting up for work and I was showering.
I was like, I think I'm going to take a shit this morning before I go to work because it was I could feel it. But I was like, it's not quite ready. So I want to take a shower so I can still get out the house in the same amount of time. But it was like half of my shower. I was like, Oh no. I like bolted out of there. Have you ever like when you farted while you're taking a shower? Like you just you just you know, you just finished. No. You just finished like cleaning yourself.
Yeah. Like putting soap, lathering yourself and then like farted. But you think that it was coming out, but it felt like a shit that you never get in the shower. I've never in the shower had ever where I thought I was shitting myself. I have. I haven't. It's surprisingly I haven't. Dude, just talking about taking a shit is I have to take a shit. Hell yeah. Like right now I might have to take a poo. I'll sit down. You want to sit down with me? Yeah. Do you want to FaceTime each other?
What is it you get paid to do exactly? We don't get paid. What is this? This is free content. Mike doesn't want to ads. What is it you get paid? We should we should we should we should we should we should we should we do? Should we invest? What? We should invest in some. Oh my God. It's hot. It's not warm, dude. Oh, you know what's hot? Yo, check this out. Okay. These motherfuckers are crazy. Who are the fucking people in Saudi Arabia? Are you talking about Saudi adrifters? No, check this out.
Check this out. I'm I'm stuck here for a little bit. Yeah. The fuck that's a lot of people. Do you know about like Muslims journey to Mecca that in their like religious, their religious? Yeah, I know what Mecca is. Yeah, a little bit. I don't know a lot, but I know what it is. Muslim in Muslim like religion. You have to like go to Mecca make a journey to Mecca like once in your life or every year or something. It's just like big block in Saudi Arabia.
You got to go to but it's like hot as fuck right there right now. And like people are dying. Hello quick. Go in there. How hot is it here? Hold on. This is a shitty video. Come on. Mount Arafat Saudi Arabia. This is where Mecca they go. That's Mecca. Yeah. It's a big. They'll show it here. So okay. Is it just a big religious thing? Just watch. They have like cooling things set up in now because it's the people are dying. Like a thousand people died or something crazy. Oh fuck.
You want my English? I don't know what you said. CBS Chicago give it to me. The death toll for this. This is it. That's Mecca that big as box. What? They make a journey to this box. This big stone pillar thingy. What is Mecca? It's like a Muslim religious site. It's a must just this big holy site. Yeah. They have to go there. Watch. This Hajj pilgrimage in Saudi Arabia has ballooned dramatically to over 250. Many of the victims from heatstroke.
The official total so far only includes citizens of Indonesia, Jordan, Tunisia. They walk in circles. Iran. And it is expected to rise further once the Saudi and Egyptian foreign ministries release figures for their citizens. The Hajj is one of the five pillars of Islam and every Muslim who's able to require to make the journey to the city of Mecca at least once in their lifetime. Yeah. So they're like, if you're a Muslim, you have to go there once in your life.
And it's hot as fuck right there right now. And so everyone going this year is like dying. Not everyone, but like a thousand people. A lot of people are a thousand people died from heatstroke or some shit. Crazy intense. Yeah. So you think it's hot here. You don't fucking know what the fuck you're talking about. The fuck is going on? How hot is it? I wonder. Is it say? I wonder if it says. Well, where it is. I know where it is. Well, then well, if you know where it is, then you know where it is.
Mount Erafat. Is Mount Erafat. Mount Erafat. Temperature. Yeah. Yeah. Temperature. Mount Erafat. It's 93 right now. It's middle of the night. Okay. It's that hot in the moment. It's fucking crazy. Hundreds of thousands of. It's today's weather was today's weather. Here's the comment. Ask Allah to cool it down a little. That's fucking crazy. It's 112 as the high for tomorrow. And it's 85 right now. Yeah. It's probably been in the hundred and hundred and teens for this shit.
Hundred and teens, which is crazy. Daily. Let's see what says daily. So yeah, 112, 113, 112, 109, 108, 111. Friday next week is supposed to be 115. It's supposed to be 115. Holy shit. And you're out. And you're out in the middle. I think you're out not with a lot of cover too. So you're kind of fucked. Dude, that's I'm not going there ever. And they're wearing these fucking like big ass like clothes. Like they're cooking in their clothes.
I mean, it's white so it's not as bad as like dark colors. Well, it's like a reflecting, but still not reflecting enough. I mean, imagine, dude, imagine that's crazy. Why not go when it's not so hot? Maybe I wonder if you can go in the winter. Maybe it's the time of year that you have to do it in. Maybe the journey is to do it in the hot weather, not to just do it whenever you feel like it. There you go. Summer solstice, strawberry, moon or ice tonight. Ooh. Oh, that's a new prompt.
What should I type strawberry moon strawberry moon summer solstice? Not just strawberry moon. Just strawberry moon. Yeah. Summer solstice, strawberry moon. Summer sounds like a sounds like a new. Sounds like a new very new music. That's it. Four words. I gotta have more. What do you mean more more than four words? What do you mean more than four words? We've been kicking it, bro. We've been putting a lot to words. Talking about like, oh, you're talking about like a. Farting. Fart? No. Space.
Space. Summer solstice, strawberry moon in space. With aliens? No, no people. Oh, good point. Asteroids. In space with asteroids and rockets. Yeah. Always a rocket. We have to do everything with rockets. Everything with a rocket. I'm going to make this first picture our fucking art for the episode. With the on the beach. That's a fucking nice ass picture. By the way, that's fucking clean. Like my butt. Because I washed it this morning. Do you ever like, I never mind. I'm not going to do it.
What? What? What? I say we talked about farts and shits enough. This upset. Yeah, go ahead. Let it rip. No. No, what were you going to say last? Last time we talked about this for a little bit. Have you ever? I said for a little bit. Have you ever? I've never like showered and then immediately had to shit and then shit and been like, fuck now I'm all dirty. Yeah. That sucks. That was it? Yeah. So you got? Yeah. I was good? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can you play that new clip that you made today?
The new clip that I made? Yep. New clip for me please. The short one? Yeah. Yeah. What is it you get paid to do exactly? I love that clip. Mike. What is it you get paid to do? What? Fart. Fart? Talk about farts. I like the ending because it's like very uh. Exactly. Oh fuck. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. I like that. Yeah. Shout to you Terry. Shout to me man. That's great. What do you do? What? What do you do? What do you mean? Play it. What is it you get paid to do exactly?
What is it? That's why every time I say what is it? What is it you get paid to do exactly? I'll put it on. The board for you. Thank you. I don't know what the sum. Oh you know what? You know what's been pissing me off lately? Stars. So the past uh couple days maybe this past week? Yeah. Some fucking jackass in my neighborhood is launching like fireworks. At the fuck. I think he's doing it to fuck people over. Because it's not July 4th yet. So fuck you by the way. But it's close.
It's getting there. So fuck you by the way. Secondly, it's like I go to bed pretty early to wake up early. And like I go to sleep and it's like I'm sleeping for like an hour. And all I hear is boom! And it the whole fucking neighborhood shakes. And it's just one. It's like dude at night. And then just after I got a fork table for you arrived or no luck while I was working. One guy launched like a crackly boy. Hell allowed. A crackly boy. And it scared the fuck out of me.
And then another guy I was out in the garage and some guy let out another boom. And I was like it literally made me jump dude. Like who are these assholes? Do people in your neighborhood blow shit up like this early? Not really. No. Yeah. Tell them to go fucking shut up. Yeah, no. No. Not really. What? Not really, no. They don't? No. They don't normally in my neighborhood but like this year they just like randomly.
The other night some guy was just putting shit off and I was like trying to sleep. It's like dude. You think that's annoying? I get fucked over on 4th of July every year and I can never sleep. And then you're gonna fuck me over a week or two before the holiday with the same old shit? Really motherfucker? You can't just do it when it's fucking time? Do you think that? It's hot. It's not warm, dawg.
Um, do you think that 4th of July is kind of, I'm not saying like it's cool that we celebrated and everything like that. I don't. But now it's going towards like drones now. Like drone shows instead of fireworks shows? Yeah. Yeah. And like those big ass shows. Yeah. It's more less fireworks shows. I think fireworks shows are stupid. I'm not. I don't, yeah. They're not for me either. I don't get the whole like, oh it's cool. It's pretty. Oh it's cool. Yeah. Like it's not for me. I don't mind it.
The fact that it costs how much money it costs to do that, that big ass show. Like I just don't get that. Yeah. Like I can sit there and watch it and everyone's like enjoying it and I'm just like, I could totally not be here. I think there's a YouTube video of a guy making like the world's biggest mortar. Look at that. Type in like world's biggest mortar. That picture is not ideal. What? The picture I'm getting is not ideal. Let me see. What do you say? Let me see. What do I type in?
The YouTube. What? Oh the world's biggest mortar. The world's biggest. Like fireworks. Firework mortar. Have you seen this fucking thing? It's huge. I was talking to a friend. Biggest fireworks shell ever? No not show. Just mortar. Shell. Biggest fireworks shell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because they're called shells. Oh come on. Well you just put that in your email by the way. You just suck a dick. You just put that in your tab.
There's like, when I do that, do you hear like you and they're like. Okay. Yeah, I know. Which one is it? This one? Come on. I don't know which one it is. This one? It had it been launched like somewhere else. Whoa. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. Go back. I think it says right there that the little short one. What? The world's largest firework turns the nice guy into. Into day for. Yeah. Duh. Whoa. That was a hard delay on the sound wave there. Like go back. Go back.
No, no, no, like out of it. Go to the one of the shorts. Maybe it'll give you a better perspective. Now wait a second. What's going on? That's stars. Up there. Yo. Hey, how about that guys? How about that guys? 2800 pounds. That's insane. So almost 3000 pounds. So that's the one. It's not a new. What about that? What about the next one over here? This one? Yeah. This one? No, no, no. This one? Yeah. It's kind of. It's the same one. Is it? Yes. It comes down a little bit and then it blows up.
That's the popping noise coming from. Yeah, that's intense. Just imagine you're sleeping and then all of a sudden that one off. They're out in the middle of nowhere. Oh, Terry. Oh my god. This picture is kind of cool. Which one? Yo, the one that we said. So this is I typed summer solstice strawberry moon in space with asteroids and rockets. Okay. It's kind of creepy too. The fuck is this guy? What the fuck is that? We got a person though. That's kind of cool. I kind of like that.
It's like a weird. It's weird because you get the earth with an astronaut. This is a strawberry. Terry, his face is a strawberry. Look, that's what it's doing. Seriously. Seriously. Dude, I like it. It's creepy. It's creepy. Alvamart. It's like earth, a big ass planet behind earth, and then a little last moon orbiting the planet. Yeah. How does it come with this astronaut? It's astronaut person. It's actually really good astronaut. And there's like a little bit of sun, like a glare.
Right behind him. I like that. It's a black hole. I'll save it. I really want to use my rocket one though. We can use both of them. Not for the same episode. No, different ones. This book market. And why not? That's good. Creepy astronaut. Strawberry. It is pretty weird though. Yeah. I don't like that one. I mean, I like it, but it's it's extra. That's weird. But yeah, I think fireworks are cool and all, but I remember when I used to buy them a lot. And now I don't anymore.
That's just because I think they're they're cool, but they're I hate when people launch them off in my neighborhood on weeknights at like 10 p.m. That's what I fucking hate. The thing is, they start selling them so early. They start selling them like in June. So early. And then the only place you can really buy them is off the res. What? Yeah, the only place you buy them is off the res. What do you do for? What exactly is it you get paid to do?
What do you what is that exactly thing you get paid to do? Oh, this is a cool angle though. Yes. A drone angle just chilling over the top of that school. An aerial fireworks show. That's the really loud largest aerial fireworks show. A tent. The firework must be produced and launched by a professional enterprise. That is whatever it just said. The fireworks do not necessarily burst into the sky. Attempt is disqualified. Oh, that's cool.
The effect of it falling down and then the one going up the middle looks like a dig. Directinitis. Bop, Bop. I like how we're saying we don't like fireworks and we're watching some fireworks now. I think it's crazy to be honest. Is that where that's cool where it's like that big though? So this is kind of cool because it's like over the top. It's like the normal ones are fucking stupid.
The thing is it's really funny that they let every so often, every year around June and New Year's Eve, they allow civilians to buy mini explosives. It's pretty much what they are. They're just mini explosives. Are they not? Yeah, this is Saudi Arabia. Like even pop rocks, not pop rocks. What are those little poppits? Poppits. Those are mini explosives. You just slam them on the ground, thousands? Yeah. But the reaction of it was like the inertia of hitting the ground makes it explode.
I don't know. A portable, a portal to hell at aluminum. Oh, let's watch it. Dude. Oh, god. A portal to hell. Oh my god. Run. Run, everybody. Run. What happened? A leak, a hydraulic leak. Oh, and on the hot metal or something. What are you trying to grab? Are you trying to grab your phone? Dude's dude ran for his phone. Whoa. Oh, there's a fire suppression coming on or what is it? Nope. Oh, it's just burning. It's just burning. Oh my god. It burned the whole warehouse that fast.
Instantly caught on fire. 45 seconds. Wow. Less than 45 seconds. This place was holy shit up in flames. Holy shit. Dude, how quickly it caught the ceiling and it started to collapse was so fast. Yeah, that was insane. Yeah. I think you're right. Hydraulic leak onto like hot metal or something. Yeah. Can you watch it again? Really? I just want to watch. Yeah. If you watch the top hydraulic leak, like it explodes. Yeah. Yeah. Then it's it's so hot over there.
Yeah. And then it just catches on fire. I like how these get it. It's shooting it at the ceiling. That's why it caught so fast. Yeah. Yeah. His phone, is that's what he went for? That's what he went for. He went for his phone. He got to call the ambulance. Or 911. I would start running. Police. Dude, I would have been already run out. I want to give a fuck about my phone. I would have grabbed a fire extinguisher and try to put it out. Yeah, you'd be in there having flames falling all over you.
Factory owner. I want a camera that can withstand the nuclear blast. CCTV. We take this should say no more. The boss before he left for the day, don't burn the place down 20 minutes later burns place. If you grab this phone five seconds later, he'd be McNugget right now. Potential employers. So what happened? That's crazy. That's insane. How quick it went up. Yeah. Dude, Benson going to kill us. Boss, I told you to not call me unless the place is on fire. Steve.
Well, my phone five seconds to being liquefied. This man was three seconds away from being an absolute destroyed. Everybody's giving him shit for going for his phone. Wait, I have to shut down the computer. Bob, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Won't be there in 15 seconds. Damn. Oh, wait. It says that three seconds. You can see the hydraulic line blow off the top of the machine. A geyser of hydraulic fluid starts spraying into the air.
It's doing a great job of aerosolizing the hot oil moments later. The ignition firing actually burns. Damn. The student just gave us a scientific fucking breakdown of this shit. There is absolutely. There's actually the this is actually the reason why we don't install flammable oil fountains on metal. That makes sense. It's sad really. They always were a hit at children's birthday parties. Their plans to make aluminum has been foiled. I love the internet for shit like this.
Look, oh, breaking news just in what happened. FIA investing in FIA. FIA is investigating a fight close to the ground. Breaking news 20 minutes ago. Well, the FIA is investigating a Southwest Airlines flight that dropped to just 500. Let's pause it. Descend it. Use the fucking word that's in the goddamn. She's got to make it more. Wow factor. For midnight on Wednesday, flight 4069 was nine miles away from Oklahoma City's Will Rogers World Airport.
When it's Will Rogers World, say fucking drop or falling from the sky. You and Holly can go fucking die. Triggered a low altitude warning from air traffic. All right. Our Carter Evans has the latest. And take that bad as a little like. Lana, imagine if you saw her plane flying this low in your neighborhood. We're in a spot here, LAX, where you can watch incoming planes flying just a couple of hundred feet overhead and the FAA now confirms that a Southwest flight from Las Vegas.
So you have about 500 feet above the ground on approach to Oklahoma City on Wednesday morning. Now it was a big scare for people on the ground and it also triggered a low altitude alerted air traffic control. They relayed that. I take my statement back about them going to die. I really don't wish fatality. Doing okay. Well, the plane pulled up and it landed safely. Southwest says it is cooperating with an FAA investigation. But this is the second. They don't have a choice.
Low altitude incident for Southwest in recent months. Back in April, a Southwest flight approaching Hawaii. Hawaii. 400 feet above the Pacific Ocean before pilots pulled back up. That incident is also under investigation. Damn. Carter, I call that a stand up. Thank you very much. Whoa. Shut the oven. That's not really new. Is already new then. Whoa. Orcas. What's that? That's unbelievable. Talented driver takes police on wild chase. Ooh. You ever watched like. Why Iran left the house?
Do you ever back in the day like watch cops? Yeah. Or like there was a show on Spike that used to watch. She was like a bad boys, bad boys. What you're going to do? What you're going to do to the cops? No. It was like a. Sold some dough. You know, roll through a stop sign. I said I'm so cold. I see a cop a block over. He gets behind me. Sure enough pulls me over. Was just like a who ran? He comes up. Tells me what I did. Ask for my license and insurance. Of course I don't have them.
I glance my mirror. He's running my name. The nervous energy was overwhelming. I've got piss. Woo. I've got drugs. I've got to go. What do you say? I got guns and he's got drugs. I've got pistols. I've got drugs. I've got to go. How's this guy not in jail? I may be in a good way if I can make the right move. Looks like a Mustang. But I'm still not thinking, you know, you can get your ass in trouble for doing this. Why not?
I don't think I have any idea, you know, where I'm trying to get to right now. I'm just trying to get away. Many emotions going through my mind right there. Am I going to hit this van? Am I going to hurt myself? Someone else? That feeling of, you know, whatever's going to happen as well as what's going to happen. I honestly don't know what I was thinking. Taft was driving the wrong way on the roadways. He was doing U-turns in the middle of the intersections. Why does every cop sound like that?
If they're driving the wrong way and hit somebody head on, in the state of Oklahoma, that's first-degree murder. If he kills him? Not if he just hits him. When I first saw the helicopters, now I feel sick of my stomach. So they hit me on my passenger side, which spins me the opposite way. He is not giving up. No, this is unbelievable. I'm determined to get away. Baller. Cars still running, why give up? Wow. I can't believe what's happening. So I continue. I just can't go anywhere.
Oh, no, they got him. They got them. I'm just cops surrounding my car. Oh, no. Let's see. I can't. Live PD. They jerked me so hard they pulled me out of my shoes. Whatever it takes. Oh, America's dumbest criminals. We've got dogs. We've got radios. Have you seen that show? That was a funny show. World's wildest police videos. That's the show I used to watch. I've seen it. That's the show I used to watch. I never watched it. They're fun. I mean, you're gonna get farting stuff now.
Periture for static line jump from C17. Is this like why they all just go out at the same time? Yeah, they all get just pushed out. Well, they run out. Right. But yeah. They're just like in a line. We oh, wait, no, they're getting it. But they'll attach themselves to the line. Oh, they all go out to attach together? Yeah. Obviously, you're gonna see where the big hump is. That's where it's gonna happen. Yeah. They all attach themselves to a rope line. Wow. And they all exit through a door.
The back door doesn't open up? No, they go out through a door. Oh. They're just holding on. They go, they go. It's like, I don't want to go. Dad, mama, don't let me go. So they're all just going one by one. Okay, cool. Well, then you see them come out. Wee. Wee. Oh, two doors, two sides. Oh, that's like in those video games where you would see like you had a paratrooper drop that launched them. That's how they. That's cool. That's how they teach you. Don't be a bitch. Get out the plane.
Oh, dude. Oh my God. They're too close. Go back, go back, go back. They're too close together. They're all going to get tangled. Watch, watch like some dude hit some dudes. Parachute and like does a twirl. I got right there. I saw that dude just that dude's free falling. Yeah, dude was free falling. They're going out way too fast. Why don't they, why don't they give them a little more space between that's too much? It's crazy that you can break your leg doing this too. I just getting dragged.
Yeah, people come in too fast, too hot. Yeah. Yeah, if you come in too fast and too hot, you'll die. I think to be a paratrooper too is you have to like hit your mark. But there was a time where that person hit that thing and then just probably could have died. That's crazy, dude. Why are you listening to Titanic? My heart will go on. I was watching a bunch of covers of different songs. And now I've got these recommended to you. This chick is a good singer. What's her name? Benedetta Coretta.
That sounds like a stage name. My voice sounds like that too. The end of the part where she goes like, hi, this is a banger. Check this out. At the end, we should take a break to get food. After this. After this, I have to make enchiladas later tonight. So I probably won't get something big. OK. Good voice. Good voice. You're safe in my heart, baby.