#113 - God speed Starliner!

I wanted to get you slurping. Oh, you want to do it again? Hold on. I'll try again. That's too late. Where are you starting? Hold on. Hold on already. Oh, come on. That's not it. You know what? You have to. I don't care that you like randomly hit a button, but the fact that we have that on the playlist and you just fucking do it. The thing is, I know it's this one. Look at first. No, no, no. I know you know the colors. I know you know. Like this one. Huge rain bombs. I see. I know that one.

But you can just read though. And then this is show you what I think do. Show you what that thing do, but you can read. And then this one's yes. Yes. Okay. And this one's laser beams. See. That's a pee. Another laser beam. Oh, drink your fucking drink. Hold on. Wow. That's a lot. It's a lot of slurpage. Dude, I slurp and derp. You know, I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. Dude, I slurp and derp. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I do know.

Do you know what I'm saying? I do. Do you know how I'm feeling? No. Dude, I'm feeling lit. You know what I really enjoy? No. I really enjoy coming to your house, coming to your house. Stop. And coming here and just dropping a huge. The huge rain bombs in your toilet. It wasn't a rain bomb. It was fucking hail storm. Actually, it's more like. It's the hardest fuck in my house. Did it? I was wondering why it was so rainy over here. Hail. Hail. Yeah. The hail. Yeah, I did. I took a massive.

Huge rain bombs. In your bathroom. A massive huge rain bomb. A massive huge rain bomb in your bathroom. It was wild. I took a dump. A dump? Yeah. I was like, oh, dude. Ever since I got to work, I was like, oh, man, I got to shit. But I can't take shit to work. So that's the problem. So like I just had to make a huge. Huge rain bombs in your toilet. At your work, they don't allow you to use the restroom. No, no, no. I mean, you can. No, they don't let you.

Because clearly, that's what you just said. I can't go. I can't go. That's a personal thing. Not a. They don't let you go? Not a. Not a none. None. None. None. Not a like a, you know what I'm saying? I don't please explain. You can't explain why. Damn it. Why? Should we? What? Well, I have a shy boho. Why? I don't know. That's a good question. I really don't know why I have a shy. Do you have an answer? No. Why? I was going to look up something, but it was actually really important. Not anymore.

Oh, yo. Excuse me. I'm just very violent right now. Hey, do you want to, you want that? A lot of respectful. Sorry. You want that? You want that link? I'm not in a rush to get a new water bottle. You want that link doggy? It's a me. Some of your dits. Some of the E off for a follow you. What? I'll follow you to this. Send me what? Some of your deets. My deets. I'm saying your deets. Give me your deets. I need to send it to you. Mike. Send. I sent it to you. I sent it to your PM.

You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Get that PM. You know? Get that PM dog. Check that PM. You know what I'm saying? What are you saying about PM? I don't know. I'm saying get your email. It's not there. It is. Your email. You said private message. No, no, no. Your PM. I don't get it. Your proton mail dog. Do you want to hear this? Yeah, dude. Send it to me. It's loading. What? Do I realize? Why would you? Can you not send it in the text? It has to be an email. It's a free land.

I also could have won the race without a free pit stop given how quick he was on the hard tire. I don't know what the gap was to be honest before the safety car. Somebody asking Max. I can't see it. Great. Ask me if I fucking care. Do you care? It's not a video. This is Max being asked if he thinks that Norris could have beaten him if there was no safety car. Shut the fuck up. You feel land also could have won the race without a free pit stop given how quick he was on the hard tire.

I don't know what the gap was to be honest before the safety car. How far were you behind me? It would have been tough. I would have had to take two Ferrari's, a red ball, Oscar. Oscar was doing a very good job so it had soft to him. I mean it's always if, if, if right. If my mom had balls she would be my dad. Yeah. I mean it's how it goes in racing. It works out for you sometimes it doesn't. I hear that. The, that was in the post race interview with all top three or whatever. Press conference.

Yeah. They were like if what if this what if that Max was like if my mom had balls should be my fucking dad. Shout out to fucking Max. Shout out to Max. Shout out to me. Shout out to you. I was on to find something. I should have clipped it. It's in another video. I don't want to play the whole thing. I'm going to. It's a rap. It's a rap video. It's a rap. On the results of it actually, firstly we have from Sight. He crashed into Piastri while taking this position very aggressively.

Although he did say that now got more penalty points on his license. He's talking about Magnuson. Magnuson is causing havoc. Yeah. But he's like dude, there's a great line in here. Hold on. But if he actually got two more, not three, but it takes into 10 penalty points. Now 12 is the band point. Yeah. So he's on 10 and he doesn't have any that are getting removed until March 2025. So I don't know if the stewards are going to do this thing that maybe they sometimes do when a drubber gets.

This is and he's now got more penalty points on it. He doesn't have any that are getting removed. So going to do this thing that maybe they sometimes do when a drubber gets close to a band, they stop giving out penalty points. But you've got to say, if Magnuson doesn't change what he's up to lately, this guy is for sure getting banned from a race. Like he's got nigh on another year. He might not even be in the car next year. I mean, it's possible.

They're definitely putting Berman in and maybe if Magnuson gets banned for a race, then it's possible that Berman comes to already. If you do get banned, you then go down to zero. So if he does get banned, it's all right. Berman comes in and he's back type thing possibly. I think it's weird that you get these race ban points or whatever you want to call them, penalty points. And like, so if you get to the 12 mark, you just get banned for a race and then you get set down to zero again.

So it's might as well. You might as well just get banned. Yeah, but it's still like a big deal. Like to miss a race is like you want to be, I mean, well, if it was assuming you can score points, you can score points, it is a big detriment to the team to not be a potential race person. If you're in a team that can't score points, then Daddy, I want to drive in for me to one. Can you play it again? Can you play that thing again? I really want to, I want to hear. I'm playing the rest of it.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the Max thing, the Max thing. If my mom had balls. Oh yeah. I just want to see the like the faces of Lando because he's funny. Shout out to Lando though. Shout out to his first win. Can I finish this? You got it. Can I just, yeah, yeah, yeah, not even to the point where I wanted to hit you. No, no, no, you're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. Magnus and Paul for Haas. He has been a good team player this year.

They're losing the Hulk next year to Salba. The Hulk. Audi is going to be in the future and Magnuson hasn't really been impressing many. So he goes to Audi. Apart from the fans of exciting races because Magnuson has been crashing into everybody, causing safety cars. And as a result, we got a different Grand Prix winner yesterday. It may have happened anyway, but it would have been rather unlikely. Lando had immense pace.

It may not have been enough, but the safety car, of course, massively played into Lando's hands and he capitalized emphatically. Few other things are around the grid as well. Adrian Newie, hot property right now in Formula One. He might not even be in the car next year. Where are you trying to get? You're trying to find. I can't remember what video it was in, but he says something really funny about Magnuson. How like basically, oh, no, no, no, you know what it was? Fuck. What was it?

It was in the fucking funniest tweets video from fucking P1, dude. Fuck. Fuck. All right, go ahead. You can talk like what I was saying is, is that like, you want to see, I'll play this way. I think Sergio, you feel Lando also could have won a race without a free pit stop given how quick he was on the half. I didn't know what the gap was to be honest before the safety car. How far were you behind me? It would have been tough. I would have. I would have had to take two Ferrari's red bull Oscar.

Um, Oscar was doing a very good job. So hats off to him. Uh, I mean, it's always if, if, if right, if my, if my mom had balls, she would be my dad. So, um, yeah, Lando, I love when Lando is how it goes to racing. Sometimes it works out for you. Sometimes it doesn't. Dude, uh, I watched the whole thing just because like I wanted to see it. Yeah. I mean, I think it's a couple of good points where Lando was cracking up. It was great. It was, it was wholesome content. Family wholesome content.

There's something going on with the, the Starliner. Oh, it's going to mention, I was going to, it's one of my topics for today, but you fucking brought it up. Okay. So there's a rocket launch in Florida today. Want to go right tonight? It starts in four hours. So fuck us tonight. Yeah. Like it's supposed to launch at, can you click on that? It like actually goes into something. It's supposed to launch at 10 30 in this, in this tunes. I'm not clicking on that. No click on it.

It's supposed to launch at 10 30 Eastern. So in four hours for us, cool. Maybe I'll watch it. Maybe we won't make it, but we can see it in the sky. No, no, you don't think so? No, no, no, you don't think we can see it in the sky? No, if we, if we get a, no, if we get a flight right now to Florida, it takes five hours or more to say. What we'll do is we'll ask the, the, the, the pilot and the copilot. I'm like, Hey, can we, can we, can we sit up here with you really fast?

I just want to see the rocket shoot up in the sky. It won't work. You don't think it won't work? So it takes off at supposedly seven 30 Pacific. Yeah. You would not even be on an airplane by seven 30 Pacific. If you left this place right fucking now. Yeah, could rush hour on a weekday from here. Right now. Does it, it would take us at least probably at least two and a half hours minimum to get to the airport from here right now. Yeah, we'll make it.

So that's, I got a, I got a buddy that has a, a buddy of your field five, six, maybe, maybe six. Yeah, dude, we could make it and then we get on the plane by what maybe eight. Dude, we can make it. You're insane. All right. Here's the part where I was actually thinking it was hello everybody and welcome. Back to the funniest tweets. Just the trolling of Kevin Magnuson. However, he did give us a great race. So shout out to Kevin Magnuson.

Ah, actually what I really thought was he did what it really makes. Oh yeah, he did. What I really thought was like right off of the, the launch or whatever or the start when Paris, Paris almost fucking destroyed max. He was like, he was like at least a foot away from max at the post, at the post room thing or nowhere was it in the, in the interview or the press conference at the end. He was commenting about how he thought he had like marks on the back of his car.

And he's like, I bet he even like hit me. It was like so minor. I think there was something wrong with the Red Bull preparing myself for a, let's say made chaos. Check this out. The memes are usually quite good when we have a, I didn't understand his like creative way of doing for like the last couple of things like Magnuson during the sprint race or something like that. What is he doing? Just eating. Well, I guess he like, he's been fucking around. He's trying to have a good time.

He's fucking around and finding out man. It's having a good time. Something's happened and you did your submissions. So let's dive into them. K-Mag chaos. We have to start with the man of the moment, the start of the weekend. Now you might think I'm about to say Lando Norris. No, no. Kevin Magnus and Elliot 314159265 when I'm in a getting penalties competition and my opponent is K-Mag. Now, of course we've had a sprint weekend. So lots of action has gone on.

And Kevin has been involved in almost all of it. We thought maybe we needed to nerf Max Verstappen or change the regulations. All we need to do is let Kevin cook. Now I know some of his driving slightly questionable to say the least, but my goodness me, he can't. We just need to let Kevin cook. The thing is, is that, well, he's like, he got for something in the sprint race for like impeding. In Miami? Yeah. Like holding back Lewis Hamilton to let Holkenberg. During the race?

Oh yeah, during the sprint race. Oh man, I didn't remember that part. Yeah. Like he was doing something. He did that and got a penalty. I'd like to aggressively holding someone behind. Yeah. I don't really remember what he did, but yeah.

Damn. Arried the sprint when it comes to entertainment and then, well, lost Max Verstappen the race really by, for some reason, sending it up the inside of Logan's sergeant in a very obscure place at Reuben Homewood one when you've won eight penalty points and you're on your way to win a race band. I love how you call it win a race band here Reuben, but yeah, he got a little Viking helmet. The Mr Bean meme, I am totally here for it. He just wrote, he drove like he doesn't want to drive it.

Not at the end of the season. But yeah, K-Meg has got all over the place right now. As of recording right now, I don't know how many he's now on, but I would imagine he, I think he went in, well at least it was kind of a bit difficult to find out how many penalty points he's actually on and there was supposed to be another conversation with the stewards after qualifying. I don't even know if that was ever reported, but he was on eight and then he's taken out Logan's sergeant.

That should mean 11, which means one more point and he gets a race band. That's Scorpion TV 15. Kevin is the saviour of F1. Yes. Similar to how Nicholas Latifi was at certain points. He won't bring up a certain race where he changed everything, but yeah. K-Meg just drove, look he said in the sprint, didn't he, that he was just trying to do it for the team, driving aggressively to try and keep Hamilton behind.

I don't really know why he was being as aggressive against a Williams, the Port Williams team as well. They're probably finally going, yes. We have a spare chassis. We've got a spare chassis. We now don't have a spare chassis. Thank you K-Meg. At Crystal Horner, F1 fans hoping for an entertaining race, K-Meg, he was our saviour, wasn't he? Fans hoping for an entry. And Skudrius, Charles Magneson picking up penalties this weekend.

Now he was actually brought to the stewards to talk about his unsportsmanlike behaviour, which maybe his interviews with the TV and the press didn't help, where he was saying it's not the way I like to drive, but then what probably worked in his favour is that Hamilton didn't really have anything against it. Yes, he did. So, to today's race, it felt like Hamilton was actually more angry with Hülkenberg at one of the same corners where he had the incident with Magneson the day before.

So, who knows what's going to happen with K-Meg, but I hope he doesn't get banned. K-Meg is going to get abandoned and they're going to put Oliver Bearman in. And Oliver Bearman's going to be, he's going to be scoring points left and right. In a Haas, do you think? Oh yeah. It's vital. Because what I was really mad at was how Danny Rick scores points and puts that bitch in P4 and then gets knocked out Q1.

But when you think about it, from the perspective of that team, Ricardo scored a major point in the sprint and Sonoda scored major points in the race. So that's like so… I think Sonoda got what, two or one point and one on two points? No, he got seventh. Oh. Sonoda got seventh. So Ricardo got, I think, five points for P4? Uh, six points, I think. No, he got five. Because it's eight, seven, six, five. Five for Ricardo and then Sonoda got… Ricardo, oh yeah, seven.

Because he has only five points now. Yeah, so one, two, four, one, two, four, six. Sonoda got six for P7. Oh dude, which is big for that team. You know what, a really good… Did you go already? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kevin Magnuson, the driver comes too close. It's funny to watch. The amount of K-Mag memes is frightening, but he was literally the headliner, wasn't he? Another one, at the Nereo, Kevin Magnuson be like, take down. Oh dear.

I wonder if you can find a video of K-Mag just doing some like nasty shit in the last couple of races. Yeah, just like nasty stuff that he's been doing to see how he got all these penalty points. It's your birthday coming up. You think? I'll take you out at the weekend of when they're racing round Imola. No surprises, there are two more memes on the K-Mag. We just have to finish the K-Mag memes. That's funny. It's two more. Run. That's funny. Run. That's funny. Run. That's funny.

Run. That's funny. Run. That's funny. Run. That's funny. Run. That's funny. I don't know where I heard that comment that I wanted to listen to. Maybe it was later in this video, whatever. Fuck me. God damn it. God damn it. Write it down, Miguel. Yeah, you gotta write it. You gotta write it down. Fuck him down. Good job. If my mom had balls, she would be my dad. If my mom had balls, she would be my dad. Yeah. I mean, it's how it goes to racing. That dude doesn't give a fuck anymore.

No. Shout out to him. Shout out to Max. Okay. What are we doing? What the fuck does that track even look like? It's been so long. It's such a good map. It's been so long. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I need to fucking remember. Yeah. Yuki Sonoda knocked out by Kevin Magnuson. Hal Blond and Magnuson collide in Saudi Arabia. What else did he do? Emilia Romagna. That's what it is. This is Imola. Yeah. It's a good, it's a good, it's a good, it's a goody.

Paris takes out Magnuson in the 2023 Chinese grand or Japanese grand prix. Do Magnuson. This is a new track. No. It's so old. Number of times held three first held in 2020. No, dude. Imola. Imola has been in first iteration of the track. Yeah. Okay. But Imola has been in like, yeah. Yeah. See if you, it's in fucking Italy, of course. Yeah. The was, this is the Ferrari. Testing one. No, this is the like Ferrari's home. I thought their home was fucking Monza and Monza. Anything in Italy is theirs.

Okay. So this is Imola. Yeah. Okay. This is the current layout. I really don't under. Oh, look, this is the little thing for the motorcycle guys. So this is the, this is the layout, correct? Formal one. You agree? Yes. Yes. I really don't. Where is this? So one, two, three, four, what is it? Pireta? Well, I can't fucking speak right now. No, it's like, you got villain. Which one? Which one? Nine. Turn nine. What do you want to know? I can't pronounce. How to say this? Yeah. Pireta, yeah.

Let's see. Jiggle, jiggle. Another jiggle, jiggle. Boom, boom, boom. Tosa. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Penultimate corner. I suppose. Yeah. Wait. So how many DRS sounds? How many what? Two or three? What? Say it again? How many DRS sounds? Two. Let me go to the official page. I think it's two DRS sounds. Actually, I think it's one. No, it's two. I'll tell you where they're at. Oh, you're right. Yeah, there's two. There's one going down in the turn. DRS is sectioned on one. It's only one.

There's two. No, but it only shows one. Yeah, see, first grand prix in 1980. Doesn't it only show one? It says DRS sections on one. Yeah, but there's, the main straight has DRS. Yeah, right here. Yeah, so I don't know why I was saying just one. This is the detection zone for it. Oh, yeah. Maybe there's only one now because the back straight used to have, or from 15 to 16 was a DRS zone. No, it's only one. No, it's only one. Never mind. Detection here for the main straight.

Yeah, there's only one DRS zone. Main straight. A thrill ride. Why go? Because they have blog now. And Milan is nestled in a fantastic part of the world. Do you think Tuscan Hills to the south, the Adriatic beaches to the east and the gastronomic delights of cities like Bologna, Parma and Modena. Oh, Parma is great. They got great fucking. Parmesan cheese. Nope. What's it called the little meat, the thin slice meat. Parshudo. Parma has great fucking Parshudo. Shout out to Parma.

Shout out to Parshudo as well as the F1 Mecca that is Ferrari's HQ in nearby Marino. Do you think? Marinello. There's also getting around the fact that a visit to an imbala is an opportunity for F1 fans to pay their respects to Erick and Senna and Roland Ratzberger, who the fuck said Ratzenberger, who lost their lives at the 1984 San Marino Grand Prix. Oh, that's sad. Do you think? Where's the best place to watch? I don't fucking care. I'm not gonna go. Do you think Vettel is going to come back?

No. No. If he was, he'd be a fucking... He doesn't have that killer edge, like fucking Alonzo. Alonzo is a fucking... Norris is fourth right now. Shout out to Norris. Norris and Karlo. Wait, Norris is fourth in the championship right now? Norris and Sins are tied. And you know who you have fourth and fifth? Lando and... I'm fucked. You know what? I... After the race, I remember... It's gonna be tough because Karlo's can jump him.

After the race, I remembered how much I'm gonna get wrecked this season by you in the betting, and then I came in here and I looked because I forgot how much we bet, and I was like, thank God, it's only like 150 per. Yeah. So it's only like 300 bucks total, which is like... Okay. I thought it was like 500 total or something. I was like, fuck that. No, it's 500 total because of we're adding this. But I'm like taking shots out of this one. Oh, dude, you've been wrecked.

I got... I lose $300 here or whatever, 310 or whatever it is, and I take good chunk out of this. Like at least I'm not down that much. That's 240, so whatever. At least I'm not down. Like I have good opportunity to come back a little bit at least. Yeah. My problem is, is I don't have a chance. I... I'm gonna lose the constructors, and I'm probably... I mean, 50-50 on the drivers. You have a 50-50 on the drivers. For sure. Because if Lando jumps... Because Carlos can jump Norris.

True. True. The hem getting the P1 in Miami was a huge... Rain bomb. Huge for... It was a huge rain bomb. But yeah, fucking Mercedes is already gone. It's sad, dude. It's so sad. You're fucked over there. You're fucked over there. You're fucked over there. You're fucked over there. You're fucked over there. Hold on, I'm pulling up. We can talk about it. Because you're fucked. Like Mercedes is 60 down from... From McLaren. Wait, hold on. Do I have Mercedes?

Dude, you picked the top five perfectly. I have. We both picked the bottom five poorly. Because Haas is like the... And Haas and RB are doing pretty better than we thought. What do we put RB at? Oh, six. I put RB at six. We both put it at six. It's just we picked Haas wrong. That was our problem. Yeah, they still can get last though. Don't worry. Haas still have a chance to get last. They're always in... And they're running for last. Haas has a chance to get last. Shout out to...

What's his name? Esteban. He got a point for Alpine to bring him on the fucking doldrums. Goddamn. Do they fucking suck? Alpine sucks. I don't know how Haas is scoring points. Hear me out. This is how we tie the constructors. Hear me out. So if McLaren passed Ferrari for P2, that fucks your McLaren pick. Yeah. But you still have Mercedes P4, which is good for you. Here's what has to happen. McLaren... Aston Martin has to be Mercedes. McLaren gets P2, Ferrari P3, Aston P4, Mercedes P4.

Mercedes P5, and then we tie. I think the way... Woo! I think the way... Woo! 100 frickin percent. I think the only problem is, is Aston Martin... I believe Aston Martin can jump Mercedes. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You believe? I believe. You don't? I don't. You do believe. But I do believe. You don't believe. You do believe. I'll show you my wet bowl. That's not it. It's not on there. I do believe. Fuck yourself. I knew it was on there. Oh, 10-0-1-1? Yeah, this one. I do believe.

I thought I had like a different one. But if... I do believe. The thing is, I don't think Aston Martin can catch Mercedes. Because the Mercedes is just a... Because Stroll sucks. And along the... Amethyst was looking good this race. I think a lot of cars were looking good. Question. Did you actually watch the race and try to finish? Yes, I did. Hamilton was looking good this race. Yes, he was. Thank you. I don't know nowadays whether you watch it or not. No, I do. So I have to ask.

I do watch it. Well, you did in the other day. Last time. You were like, I want to watch it. You were at like my house watching it and you didn't finish it. So that's not true. Yeah. No, I have been watching it. Well, I was watching the Chinese Grand Prix. I was watching the Chinese Grand Prix, but then you were like, yeah, don't really watch it. Alonzo just cuts through the field a little bit. And I think the thing is, is that I don't think Red Bull does really well on the heat.

I think because I, the way that. Oh, I have this one. I have this one. And also I do believe. Sorry. I just, I think that. That's what I think, by the way. Who's like the, you don't fucking care. Yeah, I don't care. Yeah. I think, I don't know. It's just a, it's a, I think that. You think? I do believe you do think. I don't know. You don't know what, what are you talking about? With the new, the new stuff that McLaren got, I think McLaren can stay in that position.

Ferrari is pretty much just fine. I think it's one, two, I mean, this is it. It's going to be a Red Bull for a McLaren Mercedes, but I don't think, I don't think Aston Martin will catch Mercedes because Mercedes is doing well. I agree. Don't play with your mic. It's annoying. I think the lower, the lower six is the one where it's going to, the lower five is going to be, I think this five is going to be the top five. Yeah. I don't know Red Bull probably mean RV V Carp.

Sorry. I think V Carp probably stays six. I think so too. I don't know about Haas. I think what's going to happen is that there's going to be a couple of times where kick, kick salva, kick salva Ferrari. That's so annoying. I will jump. I think it would jump Haas somehow. Is that what we said? I think, I think my, no, because that's not how I put it. Kick nine. You think they're going to jump? I think Williams for last.

I think they'll jump Williams, but Williams will jump Haas and then Alpine will get eighth. I think Alpine is kind of coming back a little bit, but the Renault kind of sucks. Kind of sucks. If I can close about the drivers. How many races has it been? Six, five, six, six. I think Ron, I have a comment to make.

Sure. You know how in the past seasons and I say the past, I mean, like the last two seasons, I feel like by this point in the year, I've had more races that I could watch live without like being up at like midnight or three, Emerson bullshit. But I feel like this year has started out with like the most races that are way the fuck far away, like Middle East, Middle East, Australia, Japan, China. Like normally we have like a Europe race by now. No, we've had like a six a.m. our time race by now.

And we have it this year. I think every single race has been fucking. I think they're trying to do it like more of a logistic staying. But yeah, I get it. Doesn't it just seem weird though? Like it's different. I'm excited to have fucking my six a.m. races again. I think right. I know that's not. After Emma is Monaco, right? But like all the European races are about six a.m. our time all the European races about to come up. Where do I find that? I just go to no, no, no, go schedule.

Yeah, go over. Okay. Oh yeah, go to schedule. Thank you. You're sorry. Thank you. I'm just trying to figure out where where Alpine was last year. Can I change this to my time here on the page where it says time to just split it track times. Can I? I'd like to go and yeah, go. Yeah, click on that. My here we go. My time six a.m. Six a.m. Woo. I'm trying to figure out like where the where like Alpine was Monaco. Race six a.m. Woo. Like Alpine last year. Spain with Gasley race. Gasley. Astrakhan.

Austria. They had race six a.m. Woo. Silverstone. Six a.m. Seven a.m. Woo. Hungary. Race six a.m. Woo. Belgium. Six a.m. Yeah, you're right. Woo. Netherlands. Six a.m. Woo. Italy. Six a.m. Woo. Azerbaijan. Six a.m. 9 p.m. Four. Woo. Singapore. Four. Dude, that's like the whole middle of the season is six a.m. or four. Oh, you know what it is? That's my like the past couple of years is like my memory is summertime like from May to September, like our summertime. Six a.m.

Sun's coming up Sunday morning. Race time. Shout out to me. Shout out to you. Shout out to me. Shout out to me. We going to the United States? No, not again. I want to go. Money. I want to go outside. If I'm if I want to go to another. America. Fuck yeah. We're going to save the mother fucking day. Yeah. America. Fuck yeah. I want you to suck on my balls. You want to go outside of America? I want to go outside of America's 2025. Where are we going? Retrie's Middle East. No, it's too hot.

December. Imola. December. Imola. Dubai. You want to go out of your mind? I want to go to the last race of the season or cutter. No, I'm not going to cut it. No, cutters way too hot. Cutters the same. Cutters way too hot. It's right by the fucking yeah, but dude. You know where we should go. Monaco. Shut the fuck up. We should go to Bahrain. We should go to Bahrain. Bahrain, Saudi or cutter or Abu Dhabi. Fuck it. No, no. They have night races. They're cheaper and they have night races.

So it's not as hot. What are you talking about? Cutters so hot. It's a night race. It's hot. In November, December is the best time to go Terry. There's no other time in the year to go. When it's cold and at nighttime. Dude, hold on. Temperature. Temperature. I feel like last time we talked about this, I was like, I'm not fucking over the Middle East. I think we should go to Abu Dhabi. Their track is that they have like a really cool facility there, like really a bunch of cool shit to like do.

According to provided search result, temperature and cutter is in December is pleasant. The average temperature and cutter in December is 66 to 75 with the next day. Day time max of 10 true. Yeah, 75. And you know, on the time they have a race, 8pm. So it's cooled off and there's no sun. No, 8pm in the morning. Fuck you. Yeah, 8pm at night. What the fuck are you? I don't like this track. It's like a crown. I prefer Abu Dhabi. So it'd be the same like temperature almost. Abu Dhabi, let's go.

This year? No, next year. We'll go next year. Race is all. That's not the thing. Oh, that's not that late. 5pm. Well, cause the sun sets. True. Good point. Good point. Cause they start when the sun is setting. Correct. Oh, you know what? Next year when the championships can be a lot closer and it's going to be like Landau v. Charleau v. Max for the win next year. And they're all going to be like competing. You mean when landau jumps and goes to Red Bull? Max leaves and then Landau goes there.

All the McLaren's going to pop off. Max, Landau just re-signed a bunch of years with McLaren, I thought. Yeah, he did. Dude, it says for for Abu Dhabi last race of the season, three day weekend is, why is this in fucking euros? I can't do math like that. You're looking at like estimated three day tickets. $615 for a three day weekend. We spent what 750? Damn. Yeah, we spent 750. The flight's going to be expensive though. The flight is the one that's expensive. Yeah. Like a thousand dollars.

Dude, you can sit in, wait, hold on. Premium economy. You can sit in the northern straight grandstand for $615. $615, one seat. Dude, you can see him coming around the bend and just shooting across. That's this year? Yeah. Hold on. Which one? Hold on. Let me open it. I'll make it bigger. Yamas Marina. Hey, Terry. Yeah? Hey, Terry. Yeah. Look at me. Look at you. I'll make it bigger. It's flaccid. Open you fucking stupid thing. It's flaccid.

We'd sit at a turn five right where the DRS green part is, that's where we'll sit. Right here? Yep. Before the long straight? Yep. At the beginning of the long straight? Yep. I want more squiggly bits. Wait, where do we sit in Austin? We sit at the squigglys. We sit at turn... We sit at the end of the squigglys. At the end of the squigglys. The end of the S is yeah. The end of the S is yeah. Trying to think like what would be better from a viewing perspective?

Because in Austin we could see that like we look to the right, we could like see them kind of starting them. I'm trying to think like would there be a better viewing experience? The west straight? Would a straight be better? The west grand straight is already sold out because that's where you want. Because you're slowing down. Meaning seven to nine? Six, seven. This is the most sold out? That's the western. Yeah. And then the main grandstands are sold out.

The main grandstands, premiums are sold out. We should just not go for a couple years. The west... Oh wait. You know what we should do? The west straight grandstand is $708. Damn. $80. I find it to, I would pay them fucking more than Austin, Texas. Hold on. Let me see. I think Cutter is the cheapest. Yeah. Well, that's not an F1 track. It's like a fucking motor. You want to know how much a three day weekend for Cutter is? Yeah. $164. No, we're going there. Fuck this.

You can see that the grandstands from Monday through Friday, $550. At the start stop? That is the main grandstands. Yes. $550? Because there's only so many viewing sections. Like, look at it. So, the viewing sections, I will tell you, is from turn 16 through turn 1, turn 2, and turn 3. That's it. Those are the viewing seats. Oh, 16, 1, 2, 3. That's it. Up here, there's nothing. There's nothing. Yeah, you're right. You're right. That's why it's so cheap, I think. They don't have any seats at all?

Nope. Nothing. Wow. I feel like... That's general, that's general admission. Up here? It is $164. So, you can actually go up here in general? I don't know where GA sits. It doesn't say. Because when you watch the broadcast and you see them up here in these, the jiggies, the jigglies, you know, like it just looks like open like sandy desert, like no one's up there. But how much is a ticket to Cutter? A flight? Tickets. I'd rather go to like second Saudi Arabia. Abu Dhabi or...

We just looked at Abu Dhabi. Ashtabajan? I'd go to Ashtabajan. That's a street track. I don't want to go to Ashtabajan. I want to go to Baku. That is Ashtabajan. I know. I don't want to go to Ashtabajan. Why not? Because I want to actually see a racetrack. I don't want to go see people driving a fucking city. What about Spa? That's a racetrack. I want to go to Spa. Spa is $525. No, we should go to a cheaper one. That's the whole point. Hungry? $175? Hmm? Uh... Zandivore?

Are they racing Spa this year? Yeah. Belgium. Thank you. Round 14. Spa. I'm going to get a Monza for $523. Dude, you can go to Azure by John. We're not going to Monza because we have to wait like five hours for a beer, Terry. I know. But the fucking line is... I'm going to get a Monza for $523. We're not going to Monza because we have to wait like five hours for a beer, Terry. You can go to Azure by John. We can explore the city. We can explore the city. Azure by John for $329. Hmm...

Okay. Singapore for $113. $113. I don't want to go to Singapore. Singapore's track sucks. Vegas for $975. Starting. I'm not going to Vegas. Dude, how about this? I'm never going to Vegas ever again in my life. Do you want to hear something? Do you want to go to... Spa Francachon? What is it? San Paolo. Sao Paulo, Brazil. Yeah, for what they call it. Let's find out. They call it a different... Interlagos. That's what it is. Interlagos. $5,000. No. Yeah. Wow. $5,000.

Oh, because that's such a populated city or country. So they have plenty of... Lots of people want to go. Mexico, Mexico, Mexico, Mexico. That track sucks. Imola. Imola is $380. It's too late. Spain is $455. Oh, wait. There's two... Austria? Red Bull Ring. Huh? Red Bull Ring. The Red Bull Ring is $110. Let's go. That's a great middle ground, Terry. It's between Europe and fucking... Like it's on the east side of Europe. A little bit. Oh, wait. $110. Is that just for like one day? It's one day.

A three-day weekend is like $500. Or a turn eight. A turn eight would be nice. Dude, a turn eight is right here. Yeah. A turn eight would be dope. Here's the... 10. 10 is like $100. Like, yeah, $80 more. Yeah, dude. Fuck around to find out. That's where all the people were... That's where all women were being mistreated. I'm sorry? That's where the women were being mistreated a couple years ago. At Red Bull Ring? Mm-hmm. The women were... Like at a race?

Yeah. Like some person during a grandstand was being very... Harassing women? Like harassing women. Like in a grandstand somewhere? Yeah, in a grandstand. It was at here? Oh, yeah. You know what? I do remember that. And then the sea of orange. They were getting harassed in the max section? They were getting harassed somewhere in that race. In this race? Yeah. They kicked them out? I think so. But they were harassing a woman. Like someone was being harassed. I don't remember that. No, wait.

I think it was someone who was being harassed and then the security didn't do anything. Hold on. I think it was something like that. You looking at it up? Yeah. Red Bull Ring Assault? I don't know. I think it was Assault. I think I spoke the Assault wrong. ASSAULT? Oh, it was... Yeah, I'll show you my wet bowl. Hell yeah. It was racism and sexual harassment. That's what it was. Racism and sexual harassment? Racism and sexual harassment at F1 Austria GP Forces Drivers and FAA just respond.

Let's see. Prior to the start of Sunday's 2022 F1 Austrian Grand Prix. Christian Horner was like... We don't like racism and sexism even though I like to fawn on women, my own organization. Racism, sexism, homophobia and just flat out hateful language were being shared by fans and social media. I'm waiting. I'm like, I don't want you to touch my crotch, big bad boy.

Twitter exploded with first-hand accounts of audience members being verbally and in some cases even physically attacked by other members of the crowd. These attacks reported on Friday by the time the actual race was ready to begin. The FIA had to be banned and made aware of the situation and release the statement. We've been a... blah blah blah blah blah. We made reports. We've taken these matters very seriously. Hold on, we the FIA disavow racism and sexism. Oh, so brave!

Yeah, and then it says, if we take these matters very seriously, raise them with the promoter and event security and we'll be speaking to those who reported the incidents, the kind of behaviors unacceptable and would not be retolerated. Retolerated. Retolerated. Retarded. But yeah. But it says, there's a tweet here, I will read it and I quote, hey, at F1, at FIA, at Ben Salam, at FIA. At Pseuliam or whatever. At everybody there.

Below a bunch of tweets about people, particularly women being harassed at the GP this weekend. What can they do to protect themselves? Someone responded, genuinely so bummed to see so many tweets about fans at the Austrian GP being harassed for their gender and sexuality, plus people trying to deny and downplay it's not here. So, there you go. There you go. Damn. Lewis Hamilton is disgusted by reports. Yeah, of course he fucking is. Oh, here we go. Do this new thing that Brave has now?

It's like an AI generated thing. When you search? When you search now. It's actually pretty dope. No dude. I searched, what was I searching? I was at work. Because I use it. You use Brave at work? No, no, no. I use their search engine at work instead of Google. Okay. I still, I can't use the browser because they don't want to have it. But what did I type in? Fuck. I was searching something. I thought it was F1 related. I was searching something about, fuck. The fucking?

No, no, no. I said I typed in like who won or Landon Norris Miami, blah, blah, blah. And it like gave me the results for like the top five or top 10 results in like 22, 23 and this year Miami. And it was just like all fucking jumbled. Okay, just like grab the wrong people. Winners of the Miami. Oh wait, I spoke Miami wrong. Wait, I spoke Miami? My. Am I, am I? Jesus Christ, Terry. Oh. It is insane that he, he was like over here somewhere. He literally almost and fucking destroyed him.

here somewhere he's like over here literally almost and fucking destroyed him That's the restart I I said I searched something different I I'm happy that land-o won like his first race I teared up a little bit But I'm gonna lie. I'm very disgusted that Disgusted I'm very disgusted that Maxine win Max gave up I don't think so. Oh he did no It's crazy this was his 110th drive for McLaren and then finally gets a win I Haven't seen this in this cool angle from the crowd I don't know I like I like

Like going to like going to a race. I've been to one. They're fine, but they're very kind of like You get a you get like a TV in front of you and you just watch it from a TV It's like you just stay at home and watch it The reason like the atmosphere the reason you pay is for the atmosphere and to hear the sound you see them in real life It's not to actually watch the race. Did you did you? Do you hear about the outrageous prices of the food in Miami at the GP? No, dude

I was first of all stop before you go. I just want to say the food in Austin was pretty fucking expensive Yeah, it was like 20 bucks for a shitty meal. That's correct. How much? Cuz like we spent a lot of money like what 20 bucks per alcoholic beverage Yeah, like 20 bucks for a shitty meal Yeah, something like that Yeah They were saying at the Miami Grand Prix much the the the food there was Like hella the cheap there were cheap the cheapest item there was like 200 bucks for food. No way. Yeah

The cheapest item in the whole track that can't be right. Yeah, like 200 dollars They're saying like the things that were there were like head a little expensive There's no way the cheapest food item was $200 This is this is a photo from like last year that can't be right. This is this dude got a $45 $45 a $45 sandwich a wagyu sandwich, which just looks like ham wait

That's reasonable for wagyu. It's not wagyu. It looks like fucking ham Why did I say wagyu steak though because it was a wagyu steak sandwich, but they put ham on it Wait, show me the SPR McCormick. That was Peter McCormick. I know that guy. Yeah He was a let me see that. Let me see. I'm gonna say God dude for a way to appear McCormick. Let's go down Yeah 42 wagyu sandwich at Miami F1 and it looks fired festival vibes

But that's not $200 Terry, but here's 45 here. Why does it call it wagyu if it's a fucking ham? I had a ham sandwich for lunch shout to me shout to you. Let me see if you can bring this up Fucking riptide But they were saying they were saying like the the like those Those like the meals there were outrageous Like legitimately outrageous There's the DT

congratulating him DT gone Trump was he there? Yeah, he was in the Clarence I thought the race and he congratulated him after the race I thought there was like a thing going on where they they did like some weird band thing where he couldn't have his like rally Or something they just didn't want him to have like a fundraiser or whatever, but he was still there They asked the last question in the post-race interview was some dumb bitch being like

Why don't you think about Donald Trump being in your garage? Was he was he in the McLaren before the race? He was talking to Zach Brown before the race. Yeah, I'll show you I There's that I think you can blow it up bless you But yeah, they were saying like

People were saying like Joe Joe Biden does a burnout in his Corvette stingray seven years ago. I didn't know that Yeah, so see here So food pricing at the Miami Grand Prix under the heading of chili bites the options range from 170 for Maine lobster rolls to a jaw dropping to 84 you five chili prawns prawns That's a lot money. I didn't even a prong are expensive. That's still a lot of simple fruit refresher came in a cool 190 and if you wanted to add an ounce of caviar to any of these chili

The select have a yard this no no no no I get it. They're showing a nice restaurant is what they're showing They're not showing like the poor people. They're showing like bites and shit. No, I'm not joke If there's an option to put caviar on your meal, you're at a fancy place. I don't think that's 100% 100% Here you go. Here's Donald

There you go. He's like out front of the McLaren garage. That's Insane What am I looking at I just think you like you could just pull up on your on your laptop do you have the Just pull it from there But yeah, so Twitter links not X links It's called X But yeah, there are people saying like It's it was expensive. Well, no shit. It's fucking Miami. I Don't actually believe you though like I don't buy that report that you couldn't get a meal for like 20 30 bucks

There's no way. I don't know there's no way. I'm trying to I'm searching right now I'm sad like that. I'm deep diving that seems like fake news to me. What are these? These are just like links to like people's menus Okay Yeah, this is Terry, this is a fancy menu, but I know you that's not fancy. No, no, no Hold on hold on hold on. Hold on shut the fuck up shut the fuck up. You're telling me that in Panada's is $350 this is family style serves for people

Okay, sir. My people divide that in four fifty dollars That's reasonable Terry for yeah, 50 bucks for in Panada's 75 do you know how big an MP not is What I'm telling you is this is a family style restaurant your boy This is fake news when you say one person I just spent $500 one meal. Well, what if one person wanted to buy one thing?

This is you're telling me bad reporting. This is bad reporting with this look with look at the sweets look at the sweets Sweets Dolce LH is fucking good dude, but it's not 200 bucks Terry It's not serving for people Terry did we get menus like this at our little food trucks? There were 20 dollar meals. No, Terry. This is a fancy restaurant in a fancy sitting here. I don't believe that

I promise you that I don't believe that sir. Maybe that's all they have. No if one is a little more expensive Hold on Then ask her. Yeah, no shit because it's better and cooler Well, you're really lobster rolls lemon a bites. Yeah, it's just bad look You're telling me that like wait, why is main lobster rolls more than yellow fin tuna? I don't know dude Hard Rock Beach Club at Miami International Auto Drone

Chris crispy way. Hold on here Look at this in Panada duo a hundred and seventy dollars I'm telling you Terry this is These menus are from like luxury seating areas. Hold on. I'm gonna look they like I'm gonna look come to you and get what? Ever you want it's all like high-end. That's what this is. This is not like the normal get it. I get it I guess I'm telling you but this is no way cuisine. Okay. Hold on here This is fake news. This is not fake news

There's a okay, there's there's cheeseburgers. There's a bunch of other places too But here's the thing I thought this was different currency at first There's other places in the world Oh, there's other places there. Yes Like there's a bunch of like probably not main restaurants But I can't I can't click on it. It won't let me like news it won't let me

It's not fake news. I still think it's outrageous I said Peebe's but it says pub bellies I can't I can't I can't zoom in on it like it won't let me get me the It won't like let me See how much food is, you know, I'm saying West Campus that I want you to see until you go there and pay the money it makes sense because I mean Here you go, Nicole really quickly before they start Nicole this this bowl Nicole. I'm sorry check. Yes

They're doing all the 35 minute. Would you get would you get on this rocket Terry? Don't say the word Wait, can you ask me that question one more time Terry, would you get on this rocket? So I was watching I Had a after the racer at I don't know it was sometime this week And I had cod just like on in the background and they're talking about this launch like scum put in the watch party And they're like like wait, yo, they make fucking rockets

They just made airplanes. There's no way I'm getting on that They're playing cards, I don't think they want to I think they're just bored That's hilarious they playing crazy eights Is these two I think they're playing crazy eights I have you loud and clear and see a little bit. I'll be fine The fuck it's on his chin. They're playing a game called scat, which is sad. It's not like a little shelf 31 in your hand Anyway, oh scat. Oh, I got you scat before no, but I I I Don't I get it now

That suit does not look like it would hold it looks like they're just copying the space. He's probably when he's wearing a diaper too Look at that. Just a guy Did they sir just copy to the SpaceX outfits with the little like like new little hummer? Wait, is this is this That company that you don't mean to say out loud

Are you can say it this only you told me not to no, it's fine. I was just trolling This isn't the launch of is that Boeing's Boeing's first I think they call it Starliner, which is their competitor to the Falcon or the Dragon capsule Okay, SpaceX launches the the Dragon capsule on the top of Falcon 9 rocket, which they produce Boeing launches their Starliner. This is the first time they're gonna launch people in it by the way Do you think on top of a ULA United Launch Alliance?

Atlas 5 rocket and Boeing has partial ownership in the ULA company, but it's like a couple other companies, too They're like behind SpaceX a little bit because they don't they haven't launched their shit yet. We'll see what goes Then there's about three and a half hours. They're gonna launch that shit. I might watch them I put it on I might put on all hundred cent and three Three and a half hours shot to them. Maybe I should I should let me let me look. I just want to see if it blow up

It's not gonna blow up. You know things though They've done a couple test flights of this shit with humans No, but without humans. That's what they do test Watch Let's see watch Starliner launch starliner launch What are you doing? I'm putting in a reminder. Oh at 730 Yes, 730. I want to get there beforehand So like I'm gonna say 645

Yeah, wait 730 it starts. Yeah, oh so probably like 715 Yeah, yeah, yeah, why don't they already have their suits on because they're dude they're trying to shit in their pants What are they putting on their helmets the fuck is it like a cover to prevent shit why they have roses

Why do they have their cop their helmets on already while they have roses? I Don't know I'm gonna do it's I'm gonna tell you remember that thing that lady said in NASA the lady who brought flowers Every relaunch and put the flowers on the yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe sort of that communication with it. They are at NASA the blue team. Well, they're in Florida They're not at Johnson so they are they in the same facility prepping Terry. They're in Florida. Does that mean yes? No

Was that fucking mean the facility we were at where the flowers came to was Johnson in Texas. Oh, you're right. We were in Texas You never know they might fucking launch it they do now with SpaceX Before right, you know, you're gonna look at that you're gonna look at that email I sent you afford you look it up

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I understand the concept of VPN wait you don't understand how it works. You know I understand your VPN No, I understand how VPN works Mike. I just don't know why I use it for what I do What do you use it for I when I'm on my laptop I have a VPN on For what reason? So that your internet service provider doesn't see any of your internet traffic that makes sense That's literally what a VPN is for Terry and other things the dark web Well, no, it's not it's not

You can use a VPN on top of like tour, but it's not the same thing. No But I do have a VPN, but then I'm wanted I want to you should use it. You should have it on always on Every device you have yeah on your phone and your laptop. Yeah. Yeah, if you don't you're fucking stupid. Yeah Yeah, yeah daddy I Want you in my house dad. Oh my god Dude that took forever for you to you know Terry

Someone if someone wants to get access to my email account. I promise you can't good fucking luck I promise you can't oh You see his Gmail what a fucking baby. I I need to Redo everything cool looking Getting hydrated over here dude Shout out to fucking you do To me, oh, yo click on that fucking pre-order hold up hold up. No, no, no, no don't fucking hold Oh, you can scroll down. I don't like clicking links. No the link is the links clean

Trust me fucking trust shit. That's cool cuz I got a button and the knot and the little fucking nibble Yeah, man, and then this lid pops open. Yeah Yeah, fuck no the link the links clean links clean trust me. I don't want tracking. I'm not using the fucking app You don't have to

Click it quickly quickly. I promise it goes to it goes to it's good Well, that's why I use this email because it doesn't automatically open it Let's me see what the link is first and you know what I do Terry I copy the link and And then I do this and I paste it and I delete all the tracking information. Oh That's smart I see how far I can get the get rid of the that's all get it a dash give it a little dash in there

Get rid of just keep that keep slash keep slash that right there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah Just you just do the whole fucking thing bro. It's fine, but you can at least see the website you're going to yeah, which is good That's just a Kickstarter then go go to back the I'm sure I could I can I'm sure I could get here on Kickstarter. Um, I I'm not sure. Yes You can but I think that link gives you permissions to do Practice project. Yeah, go back to Bart with a project. I Can not speak why they're in

There's like a they're like an established company. I wonder whether I'm Kickstarter again Um, like a lot of companies could go on they could do a pre-order on their website and their people would do it It's been doing the same thing too But they have fans like their audience. Yes, so does anchor so which is why I don't know why they do because anchor owns soundcore

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Study shown that like please shout out to you cheers. The thing is the reason why as I cheers my whiskey the reason why I think I bought it too is because of the Like I don't drink enough water in a day I'll tell you a story and I'm gonna tell you a story. So I was I like how you just interrupt me when I'm trying to say something

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I'm like, yo, you got one of those UV light water bottles. So do I and he's like, no, dude This one is like a it tells me when I'm drinking enough. I like yo It has like a red light That like flashes on the bottom of the bottle when he hasn't been drinking enough And then like it changes colors when he has been so like I was like that was the first time I knew that like that

Was even a thing it's not like phone related necessarily. But yeah, that's pretty cool. But like for me. It was like I need to Drink more water. I need to drink more water and and I know lark is a good company Shout to them and so when I saw this I was like, yo I need to do something and you know, like I can still drink Water at work or at my house or whatever But I would want I just want to drink more and I have when I'm not at work I don't I drink enough at work. But when I'm not at work

It's like I'm lazy as fuck when I drink water. So I just want like this to be there and plus I don't like cleaning my fucking Like water bottles at all and no one gets enough lark will help you

But give me there's only three colors by the way. Keep you on track. I think but you possibly might have more to make that decision Three we've tried really hard to make it convenient for you to not use single use bottles The bottle's self cleaning you could swig or sip through a straw It has a nice detachable carry handle and the human comes in a one liter size to carry more water

We're really proud of these design changes we've made but we know there's still a thousand other excuses to use single use bottles We can't solve it all and we never will So it's up to you So please support this project and I know you will improve your health and hydration experience in doing so You may just play a part In helping to save the world Wow It seems right now there's only three colors, which is that green that mint green

Um the white and the black those are the colors they have on their other bottles. So it's just those three colors then So I think I'm just gonna get black But they have already backed uh their goal is only 30 grand And they're at like 200 000. Yeah, yeah, we should we should do a we should do a Kickstarter Of this park of this of this podcast For what to make this room better? Oh, we're gonna rip. Well, we got to talk more about the space, right? We can okay. We gotta take a quick break

Why because I gotta do something real quick. We gotta do shit. Yeah, are you gonna go masturbate? No shit Do you have ever felt like when you take it like a fat shit? And then like you're like you're like on the toilet and then all of a sudden you're just like you're like pushing like Check check check one two Dude, I've been trying not to buy shit. You got me all shitty You got me all jitty to buy this now you fucking bitch. I'm not gonna buy it. You are You should now why you should know

I'm not gonna buy it. I'm not gonna buy it. I'm not gonna buy it. I'm not gonna buy it. I'm not gonna buy it Why you should know? Because it beats your lark too or your lark your first lark it beats it by like a thousand percent Yeah Plus you can drink water and a UV light destroys all salmonella and ecoli Yeah, but I could just like wash a lot. I could just wash it though

So the blasting of light. Yeah, but see there's the difference is is that you're gonna take time to wash it I have I have my filter the jug in the kitchen Yeah, which has filtered and then it goes into the water bottle and then the light goes in the water bottle and shoots it So it's like already filtered and then it's light. So I'm already good Yeah, but that's a waste of time. What do you mean? We can do both things at once

But I already am using the filter though. Yeah, but what if you don't have it on you? What if you don't have your water filter jug even if I'm like on the go? Yeah I rarely felt my water bottle on the go. See that's your problem Now drink enough water. No, but I mean like I'm really in a situation where I need to that's not your fault Yeah, it's yours. Yeah That's what I'm trying to fix my my problems here This sounds like you're trying to project a thing on me that you need to solve for your

I did I'm solving in or I've been buying in I solved it. I appreciate the link. I might use it You're a slut You really want me to use this, huh? I just want you to be happy man That's all I want. I'm happy. I just want you to be happy. I got my I got my truck bed cover I'm happy if you're I saw that package out there. Oh, yeah, it's on the table. I like just checked it out

Yeah, I just want you to be happy man. If happiness brings you from You got your water weekend when it's all sunny and you got your water filtration system And then you got your you know your your water bottle that shines UV light in there and makes it better Good for you. Good for you. All right, cool Now what now what do we do Where'd my fucking thing go? What thing didn't I have the fucking nasa? Oh, you did have it up. Where is it?

How many windows do I have? I don't know dude looks like you have like a gillian of them Did I close it you might have You might have done it But sorry It's okay, dude. I know You just go to nasa.com or nasa youtube and then it shows up and then it'd be fine Hey, it's right there It's really funny because there's two there's two things going on right now

Time markers again. They're in the van hours to launch as we see butch and sunny And nasa astronaut mic think get out of the astro van You can see the astro van Wait, hold on. Are they just going are they going up there up there? Yeah, I'm sure that he's very excited again to see his friends. Do they have rebox on?

Yeah, look at those shoes. Yeah, I swear they're wearing diapers So butch and sunny walking ahead there they're gonna take a look at the rocket which uh, you see on the upper right hand Part they're not wearing diapers because they still have to take their uniforms off to like do their last-minute shits and pisses That is the structure. They're only gonna go for what like 30 minutes and then come down again

A really wonderful moment for the two of them. They want an international space station They're gonna run they're gonna go for like a day and then tomorrow they're gonna meet up with it They're gonna have to fill a lot. They're maybe they're not just doing a little quick up and down Oh, I thought they were doing an up and down. They're going out up to the space station to dock It uh, it feels very different And this shot is it shows how massive this rocket is

It shows the scale of what they're holding. It shows the girth of this rocket Took a look at your rocket before getting on it. I was amazed with that guy in the background filming on his little Phone his little phone We as humans can come together and build something so incredible launch humans into space and to do it safely And again, this must be emotional. That was a question mark around that. That's a big question mark That's a big if yeah, because what that shit fucking blows up

In you flights the international what if it blows up? It's like a blow. I'm not saying I'm not I'm not wishing Any harm against anybody. I'm just saying if there is a factor that it could blow up And so the three of them now Where are they going just like the you know, how uh the doors on the bow and blow off I wasn't a blow up though to blow out And that is where they will get into the starliner spacecraft

I'm not taking the stairs. I'm taking the fucking masks out. Fuck. They have numbers too, man Checks to support them. He'll hand them their helmet bags, which they're two old gentlemen that they need to take into the spacecraft That's a lady currently wearing vehicle has arrived at the base of the cat Roger Roger so they'll have their uh checklist their acid entry checklist their chippas, of course, which are their headsets

Okay, I'm kind of down with this is traveling. Maybe you just want to watch it I just want to watch it. I just want to go up in the sky kind of can decide Uh, what particular things that they want to have in their helmet back All I wanted is that to see that go up in the sky. Well, you gotta wait Why I gotta wait try to baby. Hey, baby. Why I gotta wait baby girl. Don't let me why I gotta wait Do I look like a dummy? Why I gotta wait? Oh, yeah

Let's look at the previous lunch. Yeah, we're never gonna find it. Why don't we like the atlas five? Oh wait That's what we're watching We're watching You know what I'm saying, would you ever go into space? 100% you think so? I'm fucking Balls deep in the fucking expanse dude. I am rock hard for like space dude. Well. Yeah. How's that going by the chance? I'm in book six. I'm almost on my halfway three quarters done with book six

Damn, that means you're gonna know more more about the show than I am. Yeah, there's like so much differences, dude

It's crazy. Yeah, of course that there's always going to be differences. But yeah, once I finish book six like they're still uh Like right now they're like fighting with an aros and shit and like after this book, it's gonna be all new I feel like on six for the you know the battle an aros The kind of the end you mean in this show it was like abrupt like how he died and he like goes through and like disappears like the

Other Martianship at the end. No an aros. Yeah, I thought he died well We don't know because they like the ross nante lures him in and he goes through the ring And they get the little like shit that happened to the Martianship or like disappeared That's what happens to him at the end But it's like questionable whether or not that means you die or not. I thought I thought on the show he died by like rocks Nope Like because he was trying to blast rocks at earth. He did blast rocks at earth

They hit earth. Yeah But he dies at out at the ring when like the ross nante lures him through the ring and like They know that he's gonna like hit the little weird shit and he doesn't know and then like last minute He goes through it and like disappears just like the Martianship did at the beginning of season at the end of season five You know what I mean? Where they're like, well, I'm saying in the show doesn't he not die? We don't know because we don't know what that shit is

No, what I'm saying to you is I thought in season six they show him dying. I'll show you what it looks like What am I thinking? Well, well, well Welcome one and all to the much leanticipated expanse finale breakdown. Well much leanticipated at least for me Well, ladies and gentlemen, there it was the show finale of the expanse

Before I get into the battle breakdown. However, I just wanted to say that this finale And fire every single weapon they had left at the gate bikesy So the Rossi is in the inside where Medina station is The behemoth and then an aros is coming in to like kill them and they're like fucked And so they like know that if they shoot enough energy into the ring when he comes through It'll like dissolve him into this shit and this is what happens

Seeding the energy threshold the same thing that happens at the end of season five when I like the Marching guy the admiral or whatever goes through and like the as orange reddish it This is how it ends for entities begin to wake up slowly eating the free ships one by one

By the time Marco gave the desperate order to veer off. It was already quite too late A fitting end for the evil man that he was We're so that's it we're like dissolves him but look we don't know what hat what that means like does that mean they die or go to some other realm or some shit Interesting, so that's how it ends so for him. Hmm And Philip like leaves through some like escape pot or whatever

Yeah, because he shoots himself up because he didn't want to die with his dad. Yeah Because his dad is an evil man trying to kill the peoples Here's the test flight Sam Fuck well, it's not the test flight because it says live You're not gonna find it because it's just blowing right now because it's all blowing up with all the live stuff right now Really really starliner unmanned launch test

You're not gonna find anything brother. Fuck I know dude search algorithm suck where it's like oh, it's live So we're gonna show you nothing that ever happened in the past Kind of like turn off the live Live no, no that's videos videos videos

Here we go or go launch here we go Terry. Yeah, check it out. Try out the you try to find it This is like the spacex video that I showed you where it's like a cool cinematic video Come on Terry look watch watch watch watch watch You know what why don't we shape everything like a fucking Fallas The fuck what the fuck what the fuck will you do it over there turning off you look at your what the fight the fucking world And lift off starliner is headed back We turn shit off go starliner go nasa

You know when they say that they go Go dragon go spacex It's not turning off Dude this motherfucker's over here like He's like yes, he has like a remote, but he's like what he's When he fucking does it he's like look like he's like shooting the he's like shaking someone watching starliner arrived It was a really spectacular to see this this beautiful vehicle arrived This is a momentous day in nasa's history and and just paving the way for the future as we

Start enabling commercial flights here in low earth orbit while nasa pivots. Hey, look, Naomi Nagata It is Racist that's Naomi. Fuck you. Which one's amos? This is Jim Holden because he's talking Amos is the guy on the right this is amos. That's amos and alex is the russian guy in the back Or this guy navy To the moon and eventually onto mars the journey has been hard

Hey, is this a look familiar to you? That's like launch control. That's like launch control to you. I remember capcom. I've been there capcom Our teams work together to meet the promise of advancement offered in low earth orbit this connection is the first of many that Will continue for years to come no one goes to space alone and we can all benefit from the efforts involved Undocking complete a little sad to see her go but uh, it looks like a successful mission so far godspeed so Oh

Everybody look up in the sky what do you see? We're touching down in the desert of new mexico marking the completion of orbital flight test two And that touchdown coming at 5 49 p.m. Central time almost exactly six days into the mission. Oh my I mean We all track towards the from the beginning from launch all the way through the mission and this is what we were hoping for at the end

Right. I mean the south safe land right come right of all the hard work. I gotta give a I gotta give a I'm a I'm a hard southern boy America Fuck yeah, gonna save the motherfucking day. Yeah Oh, isn't that inspiring terry dude zacks brown zack brown's gonna get a new tattoo With lando's fucking balls on it. Yeah

Yeah, they got one for danie rick. Yeah when he won his first race. Well not any rick, but That means he's gonna get a a tattoo of the Miami With a crew their intense scrutiny ahead of tonight's scheduled that the kennedy space center where bowings reputation is on the line Is under intense scrutiny ahead of tonight's scheduled flight test uh to the international space station Mark strawsman is at the kennedy space center where bowings reputation is on the line

Tonight the atlas five rocket will lift off with its most precious payload yet People that's a different deal. It's the real deal 170 feet up the launch tower at pad 41 We met ron fortson head of launch operations here

He showed us where starliners crew will climb into space history. That's exactly where they go to strap in So this is the last stop before they head up the space and lift off To be the the ones on the pointy end riding The pointy end That is nasty He said the point no no everybody said Navy test pilots and

And lift off to be the the ones on the pointy end riding and leaving the planet. Wow. Wow. Wow Butch wilmore and sanny williams former navy test pilots and two of nasa's most seasoned astronauts Will take starliner on a test drive to the international space station The goal certifies starliner works the way it's supposed to so nasa can begin annual crew flights to the space station NASA wants redundancy and hired both bowing and space x a decade ago

Bowing is under great pressure to perform after costly and deadly setbacks I like how they bring up the blowouts What they the blowout on the door when they're growing up This sucks them out They have a blowout Title this title of this fucking thing what i'm not gonna say what they have a blowout i'm not gonna say what Bowing blowout tonight at 11 And it's to do this safely mark nappy is starliners program manager tonight full confidence a blowout has happened Shit everywhere

To get a safe vehicle up tonight orbit with people on and I Breaking news There's a blowout 11 news at the kennedy space center The launch is set for 10 34 tonight and you can watch it live on 10 tape of bay. We'll do it live. We'll do it live We'll do it live. Yeah 10 34. Yeah You ready? Yeah

Yeah, brother. Yeah, fucking that shit dude. Shout out to you. Shout out to fucking me. Yeah, brother I'm excited Science could have won Science could have won the miami gp if you pit it one lap earlier That's not that's not true I don't believe that Science has no chance to win anything anymore dude science science is the only Ferrari that has won and and ever and ever just a season and But not the only claren is the only one that's won the second one this year

It's getting it's getting weird now it's getting weird it's getting instead of one race winner That's not max or red bull It's two now this year instead of last year. It was just one that's a total of three people instead of two people last year Last year it was three winners. No, it's just two max chaco and science the rap for I even pick my shit I gotta pick my I didn't even pick yet. Oh you pick three you fucking bitch Wait, what was that at miami?

There was a uh, uh two dns. Oh fuck There's two Two I had a safety car and I picked what did I pick for? Two two wait, what is it safety car vsc dnf red flag? Two dns and two There's a virtual safety car and it's a full so I would have won the tiebreaker Three is the money bro. Three is the fucking money. Yeah, I might go for fuck around That in my looks it's highly likely is it a sprint no?

Four or two that's that's a choice. It's not gonna matter Four or two that's up to you baby dnf dnf and uh safety cars Yeah four is unlikely I'm gonna go two just like you did watch this four. Yeah, fuck me. Oh, let's see. Yeah max Let's see. I think science. I think uh, I think checko hit him

Lightly I think lightly hit his diffuser. I don't know why checko was sending it To be honest We're so fucking I'm gonna pick different just so we get a winner Sergio Sainz What's the only thing different now I have a lot I just I just reordered your people That's what my reorder is. I just reordered your people I put lando had a la claire and pairs out of sainz Just to give some difference to hopefully get a winner whatever

I already lost like half of them anyways. You've won one. I know that's crazy. We didn't do bar rain. Fuck I know you could have won one money Mike Mike Mike Terry Mike was so out of the what is 120% so far you've I have 120% one out of five Let's go let's go I need this he needs it. I fucking need this All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Two three. What should we do tyler?

Yeah, well, yes. Yeah, I gotta ask you. I can't believe Tyler. I can't tell you beat me Tyler goes pares max la claire Max la claire fucking nails two and three. That's insane. I was just yelling at people's names and he's like, yeah, okay and then Ricardo Alonso Alonso, hey, he dig. No, what did Alonso get? Let's say no, let's say he did get it kind of right because he

In reality if he got even la claire p3 he would have beaten you. Yeah Oh, I just should we ask Tyler what he max Sergio Lando la claire You just picked him in the wrong order that week. Yeah, you just picked him in the wrong order ask a Ask Tyler what he wants and then write him down later. He's a part of it. He's not gonna he doesn't fucking know anybody That's fine. You can do a dollar each. How I sent me this If you know, you know go the other way from like the head speaker This one's like

It's the same loudness. Fuck you. I don't know why you sent me this. Can you play it again? That's like the throat singing doesn't it remind you of vikings. Yeah, is that throat singing? I like it All right, I don't know why you sent it to me send it to you You want it? No, I don't want it. It's a video about like, uh, Joe Rogan. Cool. What's going on? It's just music with a You're supposed to read this and listen. I don't know why

I mean actually, no, let me read it. Yeah, read it. Joe Rogan is like some barbarian con from the steps that took an interest in intellectual things and his show is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works Glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big how tree grow But he Also, I believe almost anything you tell him the only recently in the past few years does he clap back like tiny hat man say otherwise Do you lie to Joe?

Tiny hat man. Oh wait, I can't read this tiny hat man say fat Not bad for you that sugar is enemy. So which is truth Joe thinks you are wrong and people just nervous to go. Oh, oh, okay. Ha ha Yeah, I guess so Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and sword But you also wonder why skyfire rides from the mountains every morning. You will explain this to Joe I've never read it. No, just no That's excellent. All right, I'm gonna respond Well done sir

sire sir, I'm gonna say sire. Well done sire All right, what are we doing? Are we wrapping up? Yeah, we can all right. Let's wrap up Got any last words for your boys shout out to you That's it. Yeah Yeah All right Shout out to you cross your fingers that no explosions happen on rocket launchers cross your fingers everybody I'm gonna watch it me too ready ready about it Yeah, look at it send it to me