There Is No God And We're All Gonna Die

Part late-night radio show, part atheist variety hour for the spiritually curious, There Is No God And We’re All Gonna Die follows queer musician Daniel Cartier as he dives into life, death, and the messy meaning in between — with listener questions, original music, and a lot of radical honesty. Whether you're a skeptic, seeker, believer, or just passing through, you're welcome here.

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Ep 6: When Conservatives Say I'm "Triggered"...

In this episode, I confront the “triggered” meme conservatives love to toss around (you know the one ...with the crazy looking lady?) They use it to shame liberals, but here’s the truth: I’m proud to be triggered by the horrific things Trump, his corrupt administration and and the entire alt-right Christian Nationalist agenda is shoving into our world. What I don’t get is why the stuff they get triggered about is so… lame. (A fake “war on Christmas”? A single Bud Light can with a transgender wom...

Aug 13, 2025•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 6

Ep 5: I Was Promised Godless Orgies! 10 Things That Suck About Being an Atheist

I Was Promised Godless Orgies! Turns out, being an atheist isn’t all wine, orgies, and righteous indignation. In this episode, I count down 10 things that actually suck about being a nonbeliever — from awkward moments with religious friends, to “concerned” strangers offering prayers I didn’t ask for. PLUS: Texas Showdown with Democrats and Republicans, Trump calls Lauren Boebert a "MAGA Warrior" (whatever that means) and a return visit from everyone's favorite homophobic Kentucky County Clerk, K...

Aug 05, 2025•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 5

EP 4: I Went to an Atheist Convention… and Found Jesus (Sort Of)

I attend my first atheist convention and meet some surprising allies — former Christian Nationalists (including Star Spangled Jesus author April LaJoy) who’ve embraced progressive values and now stand as firmly against Trump as I do. Speaking of which, I dig into Trump’s disturbing new memo allowing federal employees to promote their religion at work — even to subordinates. Plus: listener voicemails, dream duet fantasies, my wild past serving food to celebrities, and a swoon-worthy moment with R...

Jul 29, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 4

Ep. 3 — Trump’s Latest Tantrum, CBS Cancels Colbert… and Apparently, Soccer Is Gay?

Self professed, "gay liberal atheist living in the Bible Belt" Daniel Cartier dives headfirst into another episode of godless wonder, love for humanity (he even loves the conservative Christians who hate him) and the chaos that IS our current landscape. Part late night confessional, part pep talk for anyone who feels defeated by the current state of affairs - this podcast is ultimately a love letter to savoring every moment of life, while we still have time. This weeks topics include: Reality Sh...

Jul 23, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 3

Episode 2 - Hugs from an Atheist, Self Doubt, Donald Trump & Rosie O'Donnell

Jul 16, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 2

Episode 1 - A Gay, Liberal Atheist From The Bible Belt Says Hello!

S ummary In the debut episode of There Is No God And We're All Gonna Die , Daniel J. Cartier answers listener voicemails, responds to a hateful preacher’s message, and clears up some common misconceptions about being an atheist. Raw, real, and unexpectedly hopeful — it’s the perfect intro to a podcast that’s anything but ordinary. T akeaways It's important to keep people in your life even if you disagree with them. Art and music are limited forms of expression; podcasts allow for deeper explorat...

Jul 08, 2025•54 min•Ep. 1

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