¶ Powerpuff Girls and Nostalgic Pop Culture
Alright , nerds , it's time for another episode of the Zone Podcast . This time we're doing the Powerpuff Girls , and joining me today is Professor Tuck and Mira Jane . This episode was recommended by Kokuyasu but coincidentally he is unavailable for this review . But we're just going to press on anyways , so let's go ahead and zone in on this one .
So , powerpuff Girls . This is a throwback for me . This goes all the way back to November 18 , 1998 , where you see these 3 little bug-eyed , no toes , no fingers , super power girls fighting crime and all that shit . And I'm gonna be honest with you . It's like with Sailor Moon , where you're making , like what the fuck are you watching this show ?
Like as a dude , like what the fuck are you watching this show ? And I'm like look , listen , listen , listen . I know they're female leads and I understand that your masculinity is very fragile at a certain age . I get it , I get it , but listen , listen , it's a good show . What can I say ? It's a good show . Same thing with fucking Toly Spies and whatnot .
Kim Possible , like , look , sometimes shows with female leads , b-bangers , and I fuck with him . So I'm like , I'm not gonna discriminate .
So you got Blossom Bubbles and Buttercup created by Professor Utonium in an attempt to create the perfect little girl using a mixture of sugar , spice and everything nice , but you know that mysterious substance , chemical , has gotten into the mix and then , instead of one perfect little girl , he ended up with like three girls with superpowers , with like flight strength ,
speed , super senses and vulnerability , x-ray . The list goes on , you know , like if Superman had a book . I'm sorry , I'm not trying to bag on their appearance too much , but , brah , listen , it is what it is . I'm not bullying , it's an absolute observation . Okay , so anyways , how y'all feeling about pop-up girls ?
I would say top 10 for in the 90s , early 2000s . Yeah , yeah , oh yeah it was a pop culture success where you know girl power and all that , and I feel it's like you know how it is nowadays to wear . Oh , if you hit a girl then that's instant jail time , but if she hits on you , oh well , you know , be a man , deal with it .
I'm like damn , did you do ? Damn to be doing Damn .
I mean , I'm not surprised between shit like that Susan B Anthony episode you remember that one with the wears Like you had , like this criminal who was like using like feminism or whatever that her deal was and like this reference to Susan B Anthony and all that , and then the power pop girls had to school her on .
You know , check your privilege and all that shit . I was like wait hold on , hold on , wait a minute . I'm like 10 , 11 , 12 years old learning adult shit way before my time . I was like hold on , I kind of get it , but some of the jokes was going way over my head , like , for instance , hold on .
There was this one part where I think it was like a Valentine's Day episode and Mojo Jojo , he got locked up . And he was locked up with this like big , burly dude , like he was like the size of Kingpin and the narrator was like love is in the air . Can you just smell it ? And I'm just like hey , yo , that's a prison rape joke .
Yes , I was like wait a minute , I didn't think about like whoa , he was a prison bitch . Yo See , that's the thing . When you revisit shit with your adult brain on , you're just like wait a minute . I didn't think about it when I was a kid .
Yeah , oh , how about this One episode where Professor Uttonium wanted a pair of golf clubs right , these like fancy golf clubs , right ? And he was like really desperate for him and the girls would do anything , especially blossom , like she was willing to steal them , but before she resorted to stealing them , she , they went to the mayor to ask for $2,000 .
And two things . First of all , I like how the mayor acted . Like $2,000 was like an impossible amount of money . I'm like , okay , for a kid $2,000 sounds like an incredible amount of money . But you know , though , I'm like , okay , $2,000 , that'll probably pay your rent in this economy at this point .
But my point being the second thing , the main thing is he was so shocked and he was like same bro , listen , I'm not a sugar daddy anymore and I was like wait , wait , wait a minute , wait a minute . Mayor , mayor , mayor got back story . Like he even made like a Godfather reference when he was like at the fireplace and like I forgot exactly what he said .
But damn , like it was just a whole bunch of references that he would not have noticed at all . But oh , oh , okay , I got one . I got one . And with this , powerpuff Girls is technically a holiday special . Let's talk about the Christmas episode to where Santa Claus was , you know , got tricked by a princess .
I'm gonna get to the main part , but then I'm just gonna talk a little bit more about that on Christmas episode , where Santa had a permanent naughty list and Princess ended up being the fifth . But there was four other people . Three of them is the creative team's name , you know , just for schiz and giggles .
And then the fourth one was Adolf Schickelgruber , which is a reference to Adolf Hitler , because you know his father's maiden name was Schickelgruber whatever how to pronounce that . That was his father's maiden name before his father took his wife's last name before Adolf was born .
So essentially , hitler and three other people was on that Christmas permanent Christmas list . Now that was a reference that went over my head when I was a kid because I did not know it was . It was still differently to , so that's what really threw me off . So they kind of snuck in a Hitler joke .
¶ Discussing Santa Claus and Superpowers
But you want to know as well how nobody ever thought to ask Santa Claus for superpowers . Can you imagine if , like say , francis Tuck here asked Santa Claus to give him one for all ?
It would be amazing . I would definitely use my powers for evil . I'm telling you , I would definitely do it . I kind of , I would kind of it would kind of be evil and it kind of wouldn't be evil , it'd be more like Robin Hood .
So you'll be lawful ? No , you're lawful .
I'm still . I'm still . I found a rich and give it to my neighbors , everybody you know you won't have to worry about nothing . You don't have to worry about world hunger , you won't have to worry about none of that . But you're going to have to worry about the black people uprising , uprising . I'm giving them all the tools they need . It's up to them .
It's up to them . I know what's going to happen . You see it . All my power If they give me all my strength . Oh my God , they don't want to see me , but I'm doing everything I am supposed to do . At first , I'm going to turn it down after a few years . Picture Picture I'm going to picture a hand cut right with Smith .
Yeah .
Yeah , picture that that's me . I'll be drunk . Everywhere you smell like alcohol because I've been drinking bitch .
Oh , so you're going to be flying around with a bottle of that .
Just like on a cock . He said yeah , the hangover . Look , look , y'all need to be quiet . I'm going to take you in that head and shove it up your ass . Oh my God , Bro , they don't want to see me .
That'd be dope , though , yeah .
It'll be similar to , you know , blossom bubbles and but a cup . Okay yep , doing the wrong shit . Let me tell you something . I Want to tell you . There's a villain so evil , some sinister , so horribly violent , that even in the utterance of his name strikes fear in a man .
And you know what that man name is yeah , professor , oh Professor , and he's a colleague of mine , so I know , as the resident professor on the podcast , I know . Let me tell you something .
I want to tell y'all a story bully civilians wrecking the city , bullying Santa Claus In an episode , the special JB Ritak killing the mayor to the point that he don't even want to give them $2,000 . Evil toddlers waking up , evil ripping out your sister's hair and not telling her , causing her to get laughed at by another villain .
And then you know then her going crazy and then saying the power puff girls are evil because they daddy is evil and a brother is a victim . Who is a brother ? Who is a brother ? That is his name , called by his government name Lamotius Tyrone . Lamotius Tyrone Jordan . The third , okay , aka Mojo Jojo . He is a victim of circumstances .
Really , he didn't even ask to be here . He was a humble monkey . It's what we do Giving people hug with Michael Jackson them . Is this ? You know me ? No , well , that's a bad example . That's a bad example . He has a really bad .
But you know before , even before that he was , he was just a normal , normal monkey , until the professor got to him and they turned him evil . Tell me , sugar spice and everything nice does not create the perfect little girls . It doesn't . If sugar spice and everything nice creates the perfect little girls , why ? Why tell me it's blossom , the worst one .
You thought it was buttercup . Huh , who has the most , who has the most transition to evil , is definitely gonna be Blossom . Listen to me , she seemed all nice , right , she's a leader . She's a leader . Yeah , she's a little tell you , listen , she only the leader by default . But bubbles too ditzy Buttercup too , controlled by her emotions .
Blossom looks all great on the outside , but on the inside she didn't get sugar , spice or anything nice , she only got chemical X .
Okay , so you're suggesting that she's because she's the most composed on the outside . That just makes her unqualified leader . Leader by the . She's the de facto leader .
She is . There's so many examples I can give you , honestly . I give you a couple of examples . My first example , which you can't even negate she was the lead person to beat up mojo-jojo Every time , even if he was just scrolling on the sidewalk Chilling mind his own business . They said man , you just look like you up the song .
Pop , pop , pop hands , nothing but hands . I .
Mean , you know , with Blossom , have an initiative is a leadership skill . So I mean I don't see it .
I don't see it , and you even prove my point . Skip . Everything went wrong , right , that's because the other two can't do nothing without Blossom , because she the rain leader , she the Angelica , if you will oh , mmm , wow , that's one there , we're not , we're not yeah , she is Angelica team .
Compared compared to destroying the city , destroying the city with your lasers .
I mean .
I was a little badass . Them little badass kids will destroy in the city . Pump patrol save the city . The power puff girls destroyed most shit and they say because they can't do shit without them , because the listen , listen , listen as the resident professor , the resident professor , let me put you up on something . Let me put you up on something .
Right , tuck a nomics dictates this . Right , I know mix , talk about mix , 101 , 101 , we in classes in session . It dictates you don't set up your whole cities Crime fighting force on three little girls .
No hold on . So you brought up a good point . Here's the main thing that I've been asking myself , um , leading up to this review . Was the city of townsville attacked by monsters and supervillains before or after the power puff girls .
It was before the professor , because he was doing all kind of goddamn experiments Causing all these monsters . Everything goes back to the professor , not exactly .
Not true .
He started experiment how the mojo-jojo come around If you include the time . Just nigga created himself . Who is this nigga omnipotent ?
La monstier Tyrone Jordan , the third he created himself Aaron Yeager .
This is not candy . In the event .
You are that one episode of drama where um fraud became his own grandpa . It was like , hmm , I got an idea .
Oh yeah , I forgot about that .
Something back to the future type shit .
He ain't created , so he can't create , and he created the power .
I mean , he's a monkey with super intelligence , so if you think I'll talk how did he get it ?
Everything leads back to one resolution the professor is a supervillain . He is oh my god . He created all these monsters . He created superpowers Okay he created the soup , he created the super powered girls and he created the villain . That is that they for no reason . She probably the professor .
No , the professor was mixing some shit , he was whipping work , he was all . He was probably trying to spread crack through the city , right trying to get some money . You said he's whipping work , trying to spread crack through the city . You know I'm trying to be . You know I mean that nigga .
So you're comparing , professor , a chemical X .
Chemical , chemical , abcd , efg wasn't working so she came up with X . But he low key , he did love the professor . Low , he is evil minute .
I remember , because when I was telling you about how it was mojo Jojo , that well , back when he was just called Jojo , he pushed on the professor into breaking the Bottle . The flask of chemical X , yeah , but that was in the fucking movie .
He jumped in the way to try to save his professor . That's not what happened . He jumped in the way , try to say the professor . His brain grew three sizes that day .
Let's just be honest he was a monkey assistant .
Who the hell has a monkey ? A destructive ? Jim pansy he knew the professor , who the hell has a monkey assistant ? The professor had all kind , all kind of people he couldn't hire . My friend want to pay nobody . So you say , you know what ? Oh , monkey , yeah , that'll do it .
I mean they do say that science is a gray area in the morality .
Oh , I don't think so .
Well , I mean , hold on , if there was like more canonical Evidence I will believe it . But it does sound good like , because think about it with him . His plans are usually more psychological than anything .
And if him was like around way before All this shit and essentially with the power puff girls and all the villains and monsters showing up , like he Can't like somehow pull the string from the shadows and whatnot , so in since we kind of pull up a fucking what's his name ?
Naraku type shit to it , he just kind of webbing up this web above the seed and all that like chain of events that caused everything is I like the sound of it . But there was like more canonical evidence of that . That would have been a great Theory right there to it . It's like essentially him was the one that kicked off everything . I I like that .
I watched that . They should make a movie like that . They should see that thing . Oh , the canceled live action . Yeah , that's not going through and personally I don't know why they even bothered in the first place . But I Say , scrap that idea , make it into a movie and you can reboot the power puff girls where him bomb is to do what .
You can actually stretch it out to a trilogy . Reality trilogy to where , essentially , yeah , you kind of Retail the power puff girls where you know like he's just gonna be a trilogy , so it doesn't have to be like All too faithful to the cartoon as long as you , as far as lore , like at least get some of the references right .
But you can kind of retell it in a way to where , okay , it can kind of be contained into three movies and you have more JoJo , jo and who are else . But Make it to where ? him was the one that kind of orchestrated the whole thing to begin with , and I'm like , I'm watching , I'm watching , um oh , I just looked up something and I got .
I got all the stuff I need now .
I got all the evidence , y'all really not letting this whole Mojo Jojo thing go , no forget .
Mojo Jojo . We know that Mojo Jojo is an upstanding citizen before the professor got to him .
We know that he just a normal monkey .
What I want to get to the root of Is the root of the issue . What turned Mojo Jojo evil ? What turned Tyrone Right , cuz he know he goes ? He love his middle name . Nobody want to call him that . You better call . She is looking kind of thick . You know me , cold peanut butter , that'll tell your bread up , but nevertheless I digress .
The root of the issue in the problem is chemical X . Right , that's what gave these girls superpowers . That's what gave some of these villains Allegedly I'm gonna put that in in Super , super smartness and stuff like that . But anyway , chemical X , what the hell is chemical X ?
So as I look in this lore , this power pump lore , it says that chemo chemical X is a distilled life essence . And guess who had something to do with it ? The professor . He worked for years in a secret laboratory murdering criminals provided to him by the government and converting their souls into the chemical X .
After take on all those lies , he was able to transmute tape right on his motherfucking , on his animation . He was able to to use alchemy and she to convert that over . And it gives you specific examples . Right , mojo , jojo , before the pop-up girl beat his ass while he was in jail serving his debt to society and they came in to beat him up for no reason .
He had a jail cell in his toilet . Was chemical X . How did that get there ? Mm-hmm , mm-hmm . How did it get there ? Can ? anybody anybody , anybody even see ? Do you even think ? And it is directly an episode . It's chemical X in the damn toilet . See this one . Coca-cola should have been here . He needed , he needed to get this work .
He needs to understand Is behind everything . The professor is behind every villain in the pop-up girls universe . What if the professor created him first around ? He could have what he wasn't powerful . What if he wasn't powerful ? It's him him name . Is him a him ? What's the preferred pronouns here ? Because I'm trying to figure this out why they call him him .
He , him , he is him and he .
He is him .
I'm trying to figure this out because I need to know . Prefer pronouns because him who decided that him should be the name ? What if her should have been the name and now we over there just calling her him ?
No , but his pronouns is he .
You know what this , this whole pop-up girl universe , is upside down , I Inside out you know , this um show wasn't meant for just kids , right , it wasn't .
It really wasn't . I mean , come on , seduce Really .
Hey , let me tell you something . If I could be any character on the power of girls , I'll be the mirror . First of all all the shit he did , kept his job . He's assistant with bad as hell . She'll pick him up all the time .
I what I'm trying to be the mayor , even though you know the powerful girls kind of did him dirty yo that , speaking of seduce , that one time when I think she was impersonating Miss Bellum and the moves to make yeah , she was impersonating Miss Bellum in that episode where you know she was being like super seductive towards the mayor , you know with a pencil
sharpener and All that's it like . Can I have to deal off ?
I'm like Remember that she can shop my pencil anytime but a yo . Like pencil , like a pencil . She was sharpening the pencil . Legit , sharpen the pencil . She's shopping it too small . She's a bad assistant . She should have just waited , waited till it was sharp and then pulled it out or gave him a pen shoot .
But a yo really the one of the most out of pocket shit I've seen on power pop girls . This is still in regards to seduce this chick legitimately Went into her bra and through her padding at people oh , for sure . I'll like , hey , like okay .
¶ Childhood Memories and Pop Culture References
When I was a kid I didn't think much of it . But yeah , when your adult is like hold on , did you just throw fake titties at me ?
Yeah , I ain't even think twice about I just yeah .
Yeah , he know it kind of felt like well , in hindsight , I don't know , I don't know how people feel about having fake titties being thrown at a butt .
In hindsight it kind of feels like that one episode of Dragon Ball Z to where Bedel was attacking go home with the whole great say a man , get up on and then this girl like like Essentially , have her crotch all up in his face and you know , go home . If he wanted to , he could have dodged out the way super fast .
But you know he wasn't gonna dodge that tag . I was like you know , I'm just gonna set my fate and it just kind of felt like that . Who else I was ? Oh shit , okay , fuzzy lumpkins , this hillbilly pink bigfoot bear like creature , not much about them . But there was this one episode that once again out of pocket .
So I think the pop-up girls and the professor went on this camping trip , right , and of course he was . They were on like fuzzy territory and For some reason the professor got covered in mud and all that shit and fuzzy for some reason thought , oh well , that must be one of my kind . I got to like marry that chicken , really , give her the the world .
You know , give it a business . You know the girls even beat up the professor , assuming that was like fuzzy , lumpkins or something like that . And it's like , oh girls , it's just me . I was like , oh , my bad professor , I was like it's all good . And then Then fuzzy was like get away from my wife .
And then he picked up that pile of mud , went into the shit and this dude straight up had sex with mud and we had to sit there and process that for like a hot minute like I Didn't think of it like that when I was a kid . But I'm like this dude really just pick up like a whole pile of mud and then just stick his dick in it .
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But the funny thing was the first time they were beaten all they had to do is be kissed by the Powerpuff Girls and then they would just like explode it and shit . But then they got reincarnated . But this time him got involved and he was like oh , your kiss is not going to work this time . This time , your kisses just make them bigger .
And you want to know what that was ? That was actually a reference to you know .
You know ? No , it's not . Yep , yep , yep yep , your kisses , do make them bigger .
Yep , yep , yep .
I don't know . My kisses down below Make it all , oh god .
It was a reference to that .
No , this is poisoning my childhood . I never thought Boy him , him is him .
I told you , powerpuff Girls wasn't meant to be a kid show .
All right , I will negate my previous statement . The professor did not make him . Him is him .
He is him . Oh , still hold on , hold on . I like how , when they got that new power , oh , if they get kissed they get bigger , but they straight up said hey yo , if you insult their masculinity they shrink . So does that like a reference to just make a whole bunch of like small dick jokes ? And then they just shrink in size .
I was like hey yo , like I was way too young to understand what was going on .
Oh my god , I have breaking nerdy news .
What's up ?
Breaking nerdy news . Bro my baby mama bro she breaking it .
Wait , which one .
Ashanti , oh okay , with Nelly , baby . Oh yeah , oh my god , after they was divorced broke up whatever for 20 years . Come back together now he done . Knocked her up .
I never have a shot .
I never have a shot , no more . You didn't have a shot in the . Oh , I'm sorry , I did have a . It was a 1% chance Two . Not a half a percent , not a half a percent yeah .
Maybe you remind me of buddy from all dumb and dumbers like . So you're saying I have a chance for show . Oh for show .
Hey , you ever seen on King of the Hill , boom Howard ? You know boom Howard always got a girl .
Yeah .
And then they showed the Bobby had in one of the episodes . Show Bobby how he always get a girl . He goes to the mall , took Bobby to the mall and then , like he would just holler at every girl that was there until he got it on .
Yeah , it was like some Johnny Bravo shit .
It's like hey , man , I would never do that . First of all , I would never do that . That's the music beat up and shit . Right now , bro , you just gotta know you're winning some , you lose some , but you live , you live to find another day right recipes john whistman and uh , you could listen to us go over . You know I'm gonna leave that to this weekend .
Right , right , who else I want to talk about ? Uh , oh yeah , between the girls um blossom butter , bubbles and buttercup . I'm gonna be honest with you , buttercup was my favorite . I don't know what it is , but it was like I think , yeah , it was part of reason why I kind of like tomboy's , because like .
There's just something about tomboy's where it's like a man's , like she just cool , you know , it's like I just fuck with her . You know like , uh , I mean , you know , depending on how their build is like , if they're like well in doubt , I was like like cleaning up and all those shit , like a man , like it depends .
But at the same time I just kind of like girls where they can be one of the boys you know , Talk about anime and video games and all that other shit , because like , at least it feels like we have a real connection Aside from the usual connection , you know , in the Biblical sense .
Yeah , yeah , like speaking from a girl you know , lovers , and friends , type shit .
Yeah , yeah .
I want to talk about bubbles a little bit too . Okay , first of all , yeah , I like bubble . She was sweet , um , but she was also savage when she wants to be like that one thing where that episode where she was trying to be hardcore , going up to level 11 , the training room and shit . It's like she can be savage if she wants to and uh .
But the main thing with bubbles is , like I saw , as she's the main one , that was like the most vulnerable
¶ Exploring Powerpuff Girls and Their Impact
. But that's the funny thing . I've learned this quote that made me think , wow , okay , that that makes sense . The thing is , sometimes the strongest person in the room is the most vulnerable .
So if it's like the type of person that's like not afraid to beat themselves , like even if she's like you know , sometimes you , you know you're scared , like you're not trying to hide it and whatnot , but it's like , at the same time , she was the most honest about her feelings , so it's like I kind of respected that at least bubbles then , um , pretend to put
on this front , um , when she knows she's scared . It's like it's okay to be vulnerable sometimes , but it that he's like different rules for different people . But it really depends on what you're being vulnerable about and who you're being vulnerable with . But I kind of like that aspect of it um blossom .
Obviously I like the sense of leadership that she had going for um , you know girls can Take charge and whatnot .
I'm not a technician . She was a master technician . I can't take that away from her right .
Oh , y'all remind me how , um , the first time princess rolled up and wanted to be a power-up girl but , um , blossom of the others was like , nah , we're not taking any applications . So she got this iron man's suit right to where essentially she's like she can buy her suit by her powers .
And then when Princess was beating up on buttercup and bubbles and blossom stepped in mad at shit and she was fucking wamping on like I'll show you the um tick tock where I saw , and it was like , when I saw that again I was like , hey , yo , blossom was just like straight hands On princess , rude right .
Yeah , she can beat up her siblings , bro . That's how family work . That's how family work , bro . I got two older brothers . They used to always beat me up , or let somebody come around and try to beat me up . They can't beat up we jumping up .
And , um , oh , uh , speaking of buttercup , that one episode where , when I was talking about you know being one of the boys , and there was this one episode where , uh , buttercup would had a crush on ace from the gang green gang and she was hanging out with um them because she had a crush on um ace the leader , and you know it didn't last very long but
eventually , you know , she was like , well , I'm over you now . You kind of pissed me off but I'm gonna . Gang green gang , you know like kind of like Put them the punk type dudes .
They were also like I think they were kind of related to , they were definitely around when all mojo origin story was a thing , um , in the movie , let me see , let me see what . Uh , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , I think rescue the trio . Huh , never mind , never mind , but I like them , I like them . Uh , there was the amoeba boys .
Okay , I do not care for them because they were like just the lamest villains , like bro , like the amoeba boys was a waste of the powerful girls . I'm like usually they don't even want to like Deal with them if they're like up to something . I was like , hey , we're a threat .
I'm like , yeah , right , I mean , it's not like the spot to where , uh oh , you're just a villain the weekend and then he just took that personally and then just started to become a Multiversal threat , like , I think the amoeba boys had something like that going on in one episode . It was like their greatest crime ever was in divide and conquer , apparently .
But and yeah , it was like they had a sort of friendship going on with the powerful girls , but not really . It was just like generally harmless um , who else , um , villains or who else we didn't talk about ? No , that's about it . Um , I thought the cooties episode was funny , you know , when all it was trying to run away from that . Oh yeah , yeah .
I forgot about that .
It was funny . Uh , it was trying to run away from that kid and , um , mojo was uh , straight up taking advantage of the kid . It was like , uh , you want to kiss this boy ? I'm like , uh , no , get away .
It was like , can you imagine , like back in the day , um , really thinking that cooties was a real thing I mean , it was Other words for it , but not exactly cooties .
That's a fact I still remember , bro . I can vividly remember first grade , bro , when I got my first kiss from gabriella and she was like she kissed me and then she's gonna tell the other girls I had cooties , bro . She kissed me On the swing set , bro , and miss page class .
I remember that was so messed up , bro , how's she gonna come over there and kiss me and then tell them I got cooties and gonna laugh , bruh , I'm sorry . No it was cool though .
I never get a tuclissa dtb .
You know what ?
I'm saying I've been an asshole um Anything else like uh , any episodes or moments y'all want to talk about uh , I can just end on the professor , bro .
Overall the professor was like a bad parent , I'm sorry .
Besides the obvious stuff of him being a single parent , you know , which is in and of itself hard , but the loneliness that it took for him to create three little girls you know what I mean and then just usher them out to commit these the heinous things that they're doing , and they only in like preschool or something like Bro , he encouraging them to get out
of the bed in the middle of the night to go fight evil and crime . Bro , they don't even know how to count by twos and tie their shoes yet they ain't even had shoes that slip on little things on their little nubs . That was basically thumb warriors . But I digress , yeah , from Spokane .
That part where they try to play rock paper scissors and I'm like right . Are y'all fucking serious ? Right now Are y'all doing this joke ? Y'all know damn well what y'all doing .
Everybody throw a rock , they ain't rock again . Oh my yeah , but that's all I had on them , other than the professor Mojo . Jojo was a victim . I'm gonna end on that he was Jesus Christ . We don't need to rehash it , but he was . He was victim , like he was old , from restitution at minimum . He didn't ask to be in .
I mean , yeah , to be fair , the Powerpuff girl did jump on him on provoked , because they just talked to each other .
They just gave him a brain contusion .
He knew he was under the assumption that he was up to something , but it was like some Trayvon Martin type shit but like . But sometimes , like Mojo was like just chilling at his place , I'm like , hey man , I would even put on doing nothing today .
Like yeah , some music , yeah Listen listen , the Powerpuff girls rolled up on him , like the Avengers rolled up on Thanos and in games where , like bro , he would just make some oatmeal . Next thing you know they're just crashing into his place , beating them all like .
Went for the head .
But ultimately , I would tell y'all Fuck Star-Lord .
What when you said Thanos ? That reminded me .
Oh , yeah , okay .
That's fair . He know what he did . He had a whole movie for no reason . He gave us that fucking movie for no reason . If he would have , just oh , oh , don't even get me started we wouldn't have , we wouldn't have needed another movie .
Well , you know , he was feeling threatened by , you know , the war , trying to take his friends away and all . So he he felt like he had to do something .
but that's why we know who the leader is . We know who the leader is .
Yeah , we're all moved , peter . Fuck Well , skip . Do you have anything else to add on to ? Come on come on Nice .
Weste could as a single problem .
Trying to wrap up , come on , and all I will say is , ladies and gentlemen , watch Power Up of Gros .
You can skip the reboot Well you can watch it if you want to . No , don't , I wouldn't recommend it , but it is good . It is a good show .
Okay , okay , fine , it is a good show .
It's a abuse to motor , but it's a great show .
Watch the show . Watch the show . Go back to the original , kind of turn on your adult brain and kind of watch out for some of the induing , those that may have escaped your mind , well , went over your head when you were a kid . Like , honestly , I'm thinking about watching some episodes . Um , sometimes we , you know , just the sound , you know .
But with that being said , uh , do I want to give a rating to Power Up Girls , a product of its time ? I'll give it a generous four out of five . Yeah .
Before I rate it , I want to know something real quick . Didn't Calvin Chicken come on the same channel , because I did not watch them back to ?
the back . Yeah , yeah , yeah .
Oh , okay , calvin Chicken was better . I give it a three out of five , fair enough . Calvin Chicken . They was eating booty cheeks .
Uh , what was it oh ?
you know , in Turkey , yeah , turkey ass it worked .
Bruh , I would just watch it Norbit before the two .
It's something . Norbit wasn't here . Well , who was eating the turkey ass ? Miss ?
Tank , tank .
Okay , I'm sorry , before we dismiss , I just got to say this , but that was my favorite scene for the most part , where it seemed like , yeah , he was trying to slide over to the water part to see Kate and then , uh , rasputra was like , well , I'm going , and then the dude was like no , I was like hey , yo , I just like the way he said it .
I got bottoms .
How , gary Bro , like she went down there like a fucking cannonball , like fucking Indiana Jones type shit sliding down there . Like she has so much velocity coming down there . I was like she went right through that fucking fence and I know 300 pounds , I'm with 85 .
How are you doing ?
Okay , what , that's what .
I'm talking about everybody . Okay , Ooh , that's strong .
That's strong . I mean , yeah , I get it because it's like a fairly memorable show .
I do like . I do like I'm blossom . I ain't gonna lie to you . I know you like blossom , I know you do . I love the leaders . I like Buttercup too , though I like them rough .
You like them roundy , you say no rough . Like .
Buttercup like Buttercup . Buttercup all rough , you gotta teach her how to how to teach her how to wear some heels .
So she used to wear flip-flops all the time .
She used to wear flip-flops . She got all the Jordan's . She got more Jordan's than me and I got all the Jordan's . I like that .
So you like the girls that like Topaz Nails right .
No , no , but I like Butter . I like all Blossom too , though . I like Girlie Girls , and she's a natural born leader tactician . What's not to like about that ? I think that if I get lost , she can help me to get un-lost , but you know I be getting lost all the time .
I need to be my guiding light .
¶ Wrapping Up and Looking Ahead
Thanks , all right , y'all for real .
Put this top . I mean Thank you .
With that being said , let's just go ahead and wrap up . Thank you , ladies and gentlemen , for listening to us ranting rambling to the end . You know the drill we got links attached to the episode description and just to just see them , to be jolly . We gonna be working on some new shit coming up for the next year .
We got a lot of reviews to go through , like Game of Thrones , fairytale , promise , neverland . I'm snowballing Like I'm spitballing with other shit we got going on . It's a lot , but you know we trying to stay consistent on these reviews .
But until then , stay nerdy , be blessed and remember if you wanna ask Santa Claus for anything , ask for superpowers , take it easy , y'all .