¶ The Incredibles 1 and 2 Review
what's good , everybody . It's jet black extreme and we are back at it again with another episode of the zone podcast . Today's topic is the incredibles , and , yes , we're going to be covering both the first and the sequel . And joining me today . We got uh kokugatsu , the fancy club president , tellos gundam , the mecha manager .
We got le , we got Leah , we got Tanar , we got Saitama Smash . And joining me now is Playboy and , without further ado , let's go ahead and zone in on it .
First of all , let me just say this With the Incredibles , I fucking love the first one , like , by the way , excuse me if you hear a lawnmower in the background , apparently it's one of those days where the lawn has to be mowed .
But with the Incredibles , I fucking love this film To a point where , when I had my hands on the DVD , I watched it back to back because it was just that good to me . Watched it back to back because it was just that good to me .
The second one it only took a few re-watches to tell that they were trying to replicate the first film in a sense , but also they were going a different direction with helen and and I don't know . I just didn't like it as much as the first . But let's see Going around the table . Let's start with Leah and Tanara .
How did y'all feel about the Incredibles 1 and 2 ?
Well , the first movie . Like you said , it's a really good movie . It's definitely Should be a Disney Pixar classic at this point . The sequel , in my opinion , is they attempted a bit of a too much modern humor and a girl power movie with no soul yeah , see , I want to talk about that , but I want to get around the table first .
Uh , playboy , um , you just joined in first of all , how you doing , bro , I'm all right , man , I was laying down , oh , absolutely , that's all good . Uh , real quick , how you feel about both incredibles movies one and two .
Uh , okay , like you were saying , the first one , I don't think when it comes to any type of franchise , unless it's like with the exception of few , it's very hard to top number one of anything , whether it's a movie , a game , a show , even music .
When something first comes out , you have to understand like it comes out with this hunger , like I have to make an impression like this is yeah , go big or go home . So once you go big , it's like I made it , I made it , I didn't expect it to get this big . What can I do now ?
So I feel what you were saying when they tried to replicate some things out of one but just couldn't , because that's why it's number one .
But me personally , I like the Incredibles because I don't know , growing up as a kid , I think when Pixar was making these movies back to back , like you , really had to be there growing up as a kid and having the imagination for them to have the full-on effect .
Because still growing up , I still believe that you know I could maybe be as fast as a dad , you feel me . Or obviously I can't do everything else , but maybe get strong . Or maybe I could be as smart as Violet , Something along those sorts . You feel me ?
Or obviously I can't do everything else , but maybe get strong , or maybe I could be as smart as violet something along those sorts . You feel me . The movie just gave me a different I don't know it , just it . Just it just did something for the kid in me at the time now number two , number two . I liked it , but it was how they , how they .
I see , the only thing I can say is I feel like they tried to give a little spotlight on elastic girl just a little bit more , because everybody had their time to shine on the first one , right , but I feel like they just tried to change things around a little bit .
I don't know , I don't want to say too much , man , I just can't really explain what they did with the second one right like we're going to explore a little bit more On Incredibles 2 because honestly I felt like concept , wise , um , they had something Like honestly , with screen flavor and all that .
I feel like they really had Something , but the execution Did not go very well . It felt like they didn't stick the landing on Incredibles 2 yeah . Yeah , it was like kinda there Um , which one of y'all guys ? Oh , my bad , you kind of faded in now Playboy , but I got you . I heard you Sight Summit Smash your turn .
How are you feeling about Incredibles 1 and 2 ?
I said it before and I'll say it again I need more of Jack Jack yes . I need to see him grow up .
Me being a recent father , I need to see him grow up and I want to see him into either like more of a toddler , to see how toddlers would deal with his powers , or I just want to see him into either , um , like more of a toddler , to see how toddlers would would deal with his powers , or I just want to see him straight up , just turn into a teenager
and see how his emotions would affect his powers , and I want to know how far can this kid get . I want to see if this kid can turn into a franklin richards if he can , oh god , there's no stopping this kid .
Hold on . Remember when we were talking about how , with Jad Tech , I'm like bro Helen and Bob gave birth to a demigod .
They did , they did . This is exactly like Franklin Richards they gave birth to a fucking god . You know he has every single power that you can imagine . He does have certain sets of powers . He doesn't have every single power .
I feel like this kid is just mind's the limit With Helen during the second movie that you guys were talking about this is set during the 1960s , where women were not given power , women were not given liberty . Women were like still okay , stick to the kitchen or fuck you . And Helen giving her time to shine was refreshing . I know that I enjoyed it .
Okay , so the first one , though . The first one was really good , but the second one I got more of Jack-Jack . I needed more . I needed more of Jack-Jack . I needed to see how far can this kid go , and he can go so far the kids grew up to , which I loved it .
He can go one or two ways . He can either grow up to be the next Superman or the next Brightburn .
Oh man , he could . He could easily , easily turn into the villain . But the way that they portrayed how a father takes care of kids , let me tell you , as a recent father , it feels just like that . It's just .
I feel that Delos your turn . How you feeling about Crevels 1 and 2 ?
Alright to me . I relatively like them both . Both of them have a very decent place in my heart , like I don't see one out-turning the other , because each one of them flowed a little bit differently . So , like on the premise of in the first one the first one , basically , they relatively had to deal with things together as a family .
They relatively got over the whole thing as a family , but it more so focused around the dad . Two , it focused around the mom , but it also gave shine to jack jack and in all honesty I hope they give more shine to jack jack in the upcoming movie . I do . I hope they uh give jack jack like way more screen time . Hey , let this one be him .
Let this be where Jack-Jack is now , about the son's age , his oldest brother , and it's just like , hey , look , give him kind of some of the same traits as a little kid would have . Like , hey , you know , I know I got powers , I can do this and make it where it's . It's like you can , um , you can see .
All right , he's gonna have to be , he's gonna have to learn a lesson .
Let's humble him a little bit but in that same process , with him learning the lesson of , let's make it where he does showcase a lot more of his powers , because while we also said , hey , yeah , he can be the next Superman or he can be the next Brightman , y'all also gotta think he can be the next Superboy crime .
Depending on how they flow in , he could be Superboy crime . He's already got the makings of being quote unquote Superboy , but he could be the be Superboy Prime . He's already got the makings of being quote unquote Superboy , but he could be the next Superboy Prime , truthfully . So overall , to me they got a balance .
And I like them both . Fair enough , fair enough . Now let me be honest with you . Like , this isn't me saying that I hate it in Credibles 2 . I liked it .
It is more like somewhere along the line just became more obvious that , yeah , like they were trying to reskin the first film , but there were some in some areas I felt like y'all could have really had something if you just rewritten certain moments . But I'll get to that when we get to a deep dive .
And , last but not least , tokugatsu what you got on the on these two films here all right , so I'll be bouncing a little bit on what tyler said , but I guess I hit four main points .
First one , being a dad of now five children , I am so fucking glad none of my kids have any motherfucking superpowers , because , see , y'all give a highlight to jack jack , which absolutely most , most fucking definitely . Second point is jack jack .
Obviously , yeah , we , we would love to have more screen time of jack jack , but that's not the point of what the second incredibles movie was supposed to be about .
Right , jack jack storyline was just supposed to be a play onto more of what's going on with mr incredible , and it's supposed to be like how he's transitioning for him , because in the first movie he got the biggest highlight sneaking away , trying to still be a hero , getting that opportunity , and it wound up leading to the whole thing that was going on .
Now he's having to transition as being the working dad , now the stay-at-home dad , and that's a big jump coming from me , of course , who I've been the stay-at-home dad since 2021 . It's 2024 right now in our time of recording , depending on whenever you guys listen into it .
So I'm like over pretty much when the podcast started it was yeah .
So it's like it's a big change . It's a big adjustment , especially if you've been the main breadwinner and now you're having to be the person that stays at home and take care of stuff . You don't know how like . You don't have a regular basis onto things . It's different . You can't just copy what the , what mom does .
You can't copy what the world does , because you're a different parent . Your kids see you as a different parent is very different . You can clearly see that with jack jack . Jack . Jack respects mom . When mom comes home , he's chilling out , he's doing what he's supposed to do . When dad's supposed to be watching him , he's showing his ass .
He's going all over the place . It's power after power , after power , after power , after power , after motherfucking power on this motherfucker . So it's like shit . And that's me .
Hold on . Let me talk about that one scene where Helen and Bob was in bed . They were talking about how bob was saying like , oh , a parent is gonna be easy . And then helen was like , oh , that's adorable . See , that's just the whole tone , right there .
I grew up with a single mom so I know I already knew for a fact going to the jump it was not gonna be easy , so I was prepared into that aspect . But yeah , there's a lot . There's a big speculation , especially during the time period , the writing .
It was a big speculation because it was estimated that was going to happen , that a lot of dads were going to transition to being stay at home dads .
After the whole pandemic , after the coronavirus pandemic , more people , more men , became stay at home dads and it became a big thing about the fact that , oh , this shit is actually not easy and a lot of that .
A lot of dudes wound up apologizing to women because they're like I am so sorry , I thought this shit was going to be easy , I was fucking wrong , like holy fuck type of shit
¶ Parenting Challenges and Sequel Issues
. And it became such a big thing that they even encourage you to put being a homemaker on your resume because of the fact that it's like there's a long list of shit you have to do organization maintaining , like appointments , and things like that . You're balancing checkbooks . You thought you was balancing bills before .
Nah , shit , wait till you become a state member . That's a whole different thing .
I mean with the cooking and cleaning portion . It's like you could have easily got a job in something like custodial or a restaurant job or something like that .
If you want to get into the work field yeah , you already have years of experience doing it at home .
You might as well do it for money .
You think the public restrooms would be mad . They'd be like , oh , they just came in and cleaned it and already dirtied it up . They feel like that after like 50 , 20 , 50 people went in there , wait till one of your children goes into the bathroom after you just fucking cleaned it .
Hey bro , listen Honestly , I Just fucking cleaned it . Hey bro , listen Honestly , I have my sister visiting and she got her daughters with her . And let me just say this I love them to death , but sometimes the mess that they be leaving behind makes me Question .
See , I get Bob's arc in the second film where I'm like I gotta be patient , I just gotta adapt , you know now imagine that every day , for the rest of your life , every second of the rest of your life , wherever you go , and that includes your car , your house , sometimes even your job , the doctor's office , the dentist .
If you have a daughter , it's gonna come eventually if you have to go with her to the gynecologist .
Eventually you will .
Urology for your kids . You're gonna learn this shit , yep , and just imagine that . Not even 24-7 what fucking 48 14 yes , yes .
So obviously , if you're hearing from two dads , in this point of view there's a point of that second storyline . But there's also a reason why it didn't work out so well as a second movie in the best regard , because of that .
Hold on , hold on . Let me just interject just for a moment where I'm glad you brought that up , only because , once again , like how I was saying in other podcast episodes , where you notice how when you wait way too long to bring out a sequel , it just doesn't work that well as a sequel . Maybe as a movie on its own , yes , I'll give it that .
And incredibles 2 does work as a movie on its own , but at the same time as a direct sequel , I don't know , because on top of that , there were like some moments to where incredibles 2 , like in the very beginning , retcons what happened at the end of incredibles one , mainly the whole underminer shit that was actually my third point .
I was into it and I know we was going to dive into it , but I was just going to mention it . But yeah , you did like , with the end of the first movie it makes it seem like , oh , the second movie the main villain is the underminer and they demoted him to being the opening villain . He's like like the first 5-10 minutes and then that's it .
And so it's like okay , the movie we had years after , but the movie takes place right after the first movie .
Not only that , not only with the underminer , but with Helen's dance on the children getting involved . Which where ?
Okay , listen , was I the only one bothered by how quickly they sidelined the children . Yeah , hold on , we're gonna get there . I was gonna get there like we're gonna get there in the deep dive . That's why we're here , that's why we're here .
We're gonna get there , because my whole thing was that with incredibles 2 that helen was mainly saying that , oh , being a superhero is still illegal .
But at the end of incredibles one it was implied not confirmed , but implied that now that , oh , the incredible family saved on town from syndrome , it's like okay , this might help your case to making superhero legal again . It was like alluded to that . But in incredibles two it was more like no , it's still illegal .
And on top of it was more like no , it's still illegal . And on top of that it was more like with Jack-Jack , violet and Dash putting on their mask at the end of Incredibles 1 . You're thinking , oh cool , so I'm assuming that superhero work is now legal again , right . And then you get to the dinner scene in Incredibles 2 . It's like , nope , still illegal .
So what the fuck was going on with Incredibles 1 ?
So here's the thing about it and I can . That's why I said that it wound up . Not that's what that like . That fourth point with the sideline of the kids and the underminer situation and and with the superheroes all pertains into the same thing . So the storyline in the second movie is is not that becoming a hero was legal again ?
They didn't just jump into and be like , oh yeah , it's all legal again . They didn't just jump into it and be like , oh yeah , it's all legal again .
No , because people were still panicked and still having issues from the reasoning that superheroes were banned in the first place because of the continual cataclysms , the continual fucking the words escaping my brain Casualties , the casualties and shit , everything getting destroyed and all that .
So the second movie's premise , the story was supposed to be that it's getting them back to being legal . It's one of those things like , yeah , it helped our case , you did a great job in the first one , but not everyone is agreeing to it yet .
But the thing is that they sped past that really quickly and so just to close up my point so I can get it back to you , jb , is that the second movie ? It didn't fail in this , but it hit the same issue that Disney has had time and time again with their second movies . Primary example Atlantis , the Lost Empire , the second movie into that .
That wasn't a fucking movie , it was three . It was three seasons of what should have been a series that was quickly melded together into a makeshift movie . It was literally three different .
Like , because these literally could have been three different fucking seasons , because all of a sudden you have three different titanic enemies that they have to take down titanic lost empire there .
That's exactly what it was . It was a TV show that got cancelled before it ever hit the screen . So they cobbled it into a movie .
And it was so good . That's where it became an issue , because I don't consider that a movie . I watched it recently and I'm like this is why I don't remember this shit as a kid . This ain't a fucking movie , bro . What the fuck were y'all doing into this ?
And they've done this time and time and various stuff like um some people would say that same thing for lion king 2 , like simba's pride . Simba's pride , I think , was a great movie in itself , but at the same time it sidelined . It sidelined simba and his daughter's relationship . It rushed so fucking quickly . And understand being a dad of two daughters .
That's not something that just oh , this happens in like a couple days and everything is fixed . It can take years to get shit up . Like you make a mistake with your kid , kids naturally hold grudges . They bring the shit back up again because it makes a difference on them growing up .
That's one of the reasons why and I apologize again that I have not released my father's day video .
I highlighted this in my Father's Day video in the fact like I used the Witcher as a primary example , in the fact that in the Witcher game the third one every decision you make makes a difference for Ciri and literally all it takes in that game one conversation dialogue . There's one conversation dialogue .
If you don't give the best response , you are automatically locked into the worst ending of the game , where siri kills herself . And it's like I'm not gonna say it's that full dramatic , it's a piece or like real life , but it's one of those things of like it can make a difference .
What you say , what you do , affects your children and it's like in the Incredibles 2 , there was supposed to be a build into that . You know like Violet was excited . Violet felt like foreign from her , foreign in her time , like for her age group she was already struggling to be accepted .
But she's also a hidden superhero and she's like shit , I'm I'm nervous , I don't know how I'm gonna fit in with everybody . I don't fit in . That's a whole story we could have really delved into . Got rushed out , dash . You know he's finally using his abilities more and becoming more popular . It's kind of affecting things into that for him .
Got rushed , sidelined . We needed more of that . Jack jack , jack jack became so motherfucking popular . There is a fan comic that I read recently that had him what they wound up doing a time skip for all the kids older and jack jack had like , um , his powers grew .
They gave him more powers on top of what he already had and the issue wound up being is the fact that , unfortunately , because of something that went haywire and this is just the fan made comment Jack Jack became a villain and it was like holy shit , his , his , his brother and sister had to take him down because mom and dad couldn't do it and they both died
because they couldn't bring him down . But he brought them down , type shit , and it was like , oh , but it's like , that's how much of a fan favorite Jack Jack wanted to get him Jack Jack's story . We wound up getting a chance to see more of him . We wanted more of him , but his story did not highlight Mr Incredible as much because it was rushed .
In that rushed segment , you know who got more of a highlight from Jack Jack's story ? Edna . Edna Moe got more of a highlight because , goddamn was the fact that she's able to make a fucking suit that can counteract every single one of his motherfucking powers . On point , I was like goddamn , that woman is a genius .
She said that she did that in a single night . In a single night . She got the best story development in that entire movie in that rush , in that short second even even that little device to where , okay , if jack that go in between dimensions , you can track . I'm using that device . I'm like nigga .
She traversed dimensions . You know how many series can't do that . She , at that point said that she's smarter than Batman . She's fucking smarter than all the people in every other comic , every other franchise . She's more intelligent . She can track you in dimensions . She did this over fucking night . Fuck that . She's smarter than Tony Stark fuck that shit .
She makes better outfits than that but you can see how in that short moment she got such a big highlight . But we don't get that for everyone else . It is . It's a rush , and I felt like Incredibles 2 would have been better as a series .
Personally , can you imagine all those suit designers , like you know , like in the one episode of She-Hulk with that one suit designer , like not just him , but like just imagine if there was like a whole bunch of people that designed suits and whenever there's like a suit malfunction , and then they look at this one poster of Edna Motive , like I have failed you .
That would have been funny as hell . But no , what was I going to say ? Yes , with the characters , some of them got , yeah , a lot of them got sidelined . I'm just going to be straight up to where , and first
¶ Exploring Themes of Family and Heroism
you know what . Let's start with Violet , to where she was the main one , to where she was like trying to be reasonable about all this or skeptical about what's going on between the parents . Because it just seems like with the first film it was more like I want to say their involvement was OK .
They just kind of found out that dad Was doing superhero work and what not . But then the second one , it just became more obvious , especially that One scene , to where Helen was Going out and about in her old , her old Costume , I think , with Bob too .
They were like both going out to where they were Going to meet with Endeavor , the Endeavor siblings , about the whole thing with the um mission and she noticed that um helen was wearing the red boots and she knows that , yeah , y'all are up to something .
So there was always a little , a little bit of distrust between the parents and and the kids and I like how Violet was the main one um noticing that shit . Now with Dash , I kind of hated the fact that . Oh well , no , I can't say I hate it .
But um , but Dash , it was like his arc was he wanted to use his super powers more and he even had this whole thing with helen's where it kind of echoes with um bob and syndrome too , but you know the whole parts where , oh , everyone's special , that just means that no one really is and I mean yeah , yeah , but um , that was pretty much his arc in the
first film and then the second one . It was more like he would just need help with um the math homework , but that was more like an arc for bob . To where , like I said , you got to have more patient with these sort of things . To where , uh , you can't just uh , snap up . That's real funny too .
To where , uh , bob was kind of gentle , mediocre lifestyle and he wanted to relive the glory days in the first film and in the second film it's where , yeah , you're going to have to adjust to being a stay-at-home dad , like what Kokugatsu and Saitama was alluding to .
And yeah , I like some of the parallels between the two films , but at the same time it almost feels like the same film when it seems like , okay , bob's secretly doing superhero work and he gets sidelined by the person who hired him .
But in the second film it wasn't really the direct approach , where it wasn't the guy that hired Helen to do superhero work , it was the other one , his sister , and , excuse me , a lot'm going off again , but I like how it felt like it was going the same direction , but it kind of diverted In the second one .
I just Not sure If it was Executed properly , especially with Screenslaver to it . It would have been way more of a surprise if she would say for the big reveal , would say for the near the end , rather than okay , we pretty much knew the mystery of who the Screenslaver was Halfway through . And it just now goes to this whole .
Let me slap goggles On all the superheroes and make people disillusioned by the need for superheroes , because , oh , my dad Got shot down by A guy trying to rob them or something and a superhero wasn't there To save them . So I'm just going to make sure that People understand that Superhero superheroes are not that reliable .
Now I kind of get where that's going for me , but I don't know . Like um I I'm getting something as much as syndromes .
Villain arc was kind of cheesy and the fact that , oh , my favorite superhero didn't notice me and I became a super villain , that felt like it had a better arc to it than in the second one , like the second villain just felt , eh , personally , I don't know .
I know y'all sharing on one but , like between Leah and Tenor , y'all sharing on one . But like between Leah and Tenor , y'all got something .
Well , my thing with the second Incredibles is and it seems Hang on , let me get that the biggest problem with the sequel movie , I feel , is they didn't really hit home with what the moral or the message of the movie was supposed to be and , as far as I can tell , it's supposed to be .
You shouldn't rely on the superheroes too much , like they're still living people , they're still human , they can still make mistakes . Relying on them too much becomes a problem , and that just because you're not a superhero doesn't mean you're incapable something .
Um , I remember watching a different review on the second incredibles and , like so many movies that are coming out right now , just a handful of tweaks to the sequel would have made it just as good , if not better , than the original and in the particular case of Incredibles 2 , if they had had it where everyday people had saved the day and saved the superheroes ,
it would have pushed that message home Instead of having the baby take off Helena's glasses just like . Actually have it where the people save the day .
Yeah .
That would have been a much more impactful movie , with the message of not overly relying on certain things and you know , remember you yourself , as an everyday individual is capable .
Oh , you know , remember you yourself as an everyday individual , is capable . Oh , you know what this reminds me of how it's crazy , how they're . Once again , they could have had something to wear with screen slavery . I'm forgetting her real name , but I'm just going to call her screen slavery just for convenience sake .
Between screen slavery and Helen to where where , okay , helen is a mother , she's like the model for traditional woman and that's good , and while with screen slavery , she's more of the modern version . To where , oh , she doesn't have a child but she does have a career , she's making good money and that's fine and dandy .
But it's like they could have had that parallel to where their ideology toward , uh , whether it's career versus family , could have been , uh , more fleshed out in that moment .
Because it's and I wouldn't be nitpicking about that if they didn't have this 2d animation that I think was included in the first incredible , you know , back when incredible was like brand new and they had like , uh , the shorts and all that , you know , with jack , jack and the babysitter and all that .
But they had this 2d black and white animation to where they were out in the cookout . Uh , violent dash wasn't there for that , but I believe it was , uh , bob , helen and jack jack , while , um , you know , helen was holding jack .
Whole point being is that there was this one lady that was criticizing the whole traditional woman model to where , why would I want to stay at home and be a mother Like I got a whole life I'm trying to live in , and blah , blah , blah . And then Helen interjects and it says like you honestly think that being a mother is not a worthwhile path to choose .
You know that sort of thing and it's funny how y'all had that back in the day . But y'all could have had that going on in Incredibles 2 to where you could have had Helen kind of challenged Scream Slave on a more moral level .
You know what I mean , not just as a villain , but more like you sacrifice having a family and having a happy life just for this revenge plot against superheroes , just because , oh , your father was too reliant on superheroes instead of calling the cops and you're just going to blame it on the superhero Instead .
You should have been more critical of your father for being over-reliant on superheroes , where you could have just had them call the cops . But it was like kind of messy with the whole motivation behind Screenslayer . That was the main thing .
It was like her motivations felt half-baked some of that is also kind of why I said that .
¶ Female Empowerment and Villain Backstories
Uh , another issue with incredibles 2 is this girl power with no soul , like they want to emphasize helena's . You know , independent , she's more than a mother , but they undercut that so much by a . I get this isn't a helena story , you know .
It is about the dad and his relationship with his kids , which there's nothing wrong with the story like that and stuff like that . But we don't really get to see her quote-unquote working or really any of it from her perspective , not not really . Like . You get scenes , but not much .
And then the whole thing is super undercut by the fact that she turns out to be working for the villain the whole time now hold on um .
Let me add on to that to where the parallels between when bob was doing um superhero work it was in secret , to where not even the family was supposed to know about it and definitely the public didn't really know . It was just more lines of um . He was kind of helping them test out this robot or some shit like that .
Uh well , once again , super undercut , but um , that was the main thing that we got from that .
And then in incredibles 2 , yeah , she was going on missions and whatnot , but the difference was it was more public , to where it's like okay , people know that elastic girl is out and about um doing superhero work with a new suit and her elastic girl motorcycle , which , by the way , the the way she was like traversing with that motorcycle .
That was cool as shit , no doubt , but the whole that yeah , but the whole point being is that while with bob it was more like you guys , keep it hush , hush and whatnot , otherwise we're gonna get punished for secretly doing hero work with her , it's more like it was encouraged , especially with a whole bunch of people , uh , cheering her on and whatnot , you know
. Like she was like um zooming past those onlookers , you know , in the highway , or whether it was like at the planes , where it just seemed like she was getting the celebrity treatment . It was almost like there was no consequence to Helen doing hero work , even though it was supposed to be illegal , which she pointed out .
But with Bob it became more strict to where , yes , like if you get caught doing hero work , that can be , that can jeopardize your family's livelihood and some shit like that .
Yeah , because , like with Helen , that was all PR to get superhero work on to be legal again . It was all PR stuff .
God , I keep forgetting that .
but yeah , okay , yeah it was also just setting her up to , you know a fan . Yeah , it was also just setting her up to , you know , fail and that , yeah , it was setting all the heroes that Screenslaver recruited to fail .
Right right .
Which , like I said , it undercuts whatever message they were trying to have . But you know .
I gotcha Pretty much the villain who said was there anything else ? Just didn't really play it out . Well , that's just me on today . There's so much that's supposed to be there . There's so much that's like you're supposed to have this whole understanding . You're supposed to feel bad for the villain , which I know .
We've talked about this before and Talos was very , very clear and I I fully agree with him onto it . Not every villain needs to be fully fucking understood . It doesn't need to be oh sobby backstory .
This is why I became some villains just need to be fucking villains and that's just what it is can I just add on to where , how I believe it was between leah and sonora , like I know we had this conversation before , like whether it was like mulan or we really talk about disney , um shows like maleficent , that maleficent movies , where essentially y'all got it to
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Where this new meta , to where , okay , let's remake movies , but let's put the villain in the forefront and give people a reason to wear like , oh well , they're not that bad , but it's like no , sometimes the villain just need to be a villain , like sometimes they're just evil and nothing wrong with that if I can be honest , I like the Maleficent movie personally ,
I do .
But do I like it for ? Actually , maleficent as far as like oh , this is the background . This is why Maleficent was fucking evil . No , maleficent was always as like oh , this is the background . This is why Maleficent was fucking evil . No , maleficent was always known as the evil fairy , as the great evil queen .
Look at her name Maleficent .
Her name is Like the fuck , bro , and so it's like we're gonna make the most evil one of the most evil queen , one of the most evil villains in all of Disney . Like we're gonna make the most evil one of the most evil queen , one of the most evil villains in all of Disney and we're gonna give her a sobby backstory as why she became evil .
Fuck that shit , bro . She turned into a motherfucking black dragon .
That in itself says enough , like nah the way they set her up to where from the other material . Yeah , nah the way they set her up to where From the other material . Yeah , nah , the way they set her up to where she was better at looking after the child more than the three fairies that she was assigned .
Yeah , I was like what the fuck is this ?
Like the fact that Aurora almost died . How many goddamn times in that fucking movie ? And I'm sitting here like why are ? You making me fall in love with a villain ? What the fuck , bro , what you understand ? I already was in love with her when she played Laura Croft , just as a kid . I'm just saying so you know , you put her as a lexicon .
I'm like oh shit , okay , let me see if we can watch this movie , but then I'm just like why , let me see if we can watch this movie .
But then I'm just like why ? And so it's like trying to scare the baby , yes , like , and she was like , the world was like giggling and shit , and but I hate you but yeah , and it's just like you kind of get that same feel for the villains and that honestly , um , I would even say the .
The issue with uh , with the villain for incredible two , is also the same thing . That happened with one of the Superman movies with Doom . I think it was Doomsday . Specifically , it was one of the remakes into it , where one of the astronauts they was highly talking about how Superman always comes to save us .
It was a giant fucking meteor which wound up being the prison for Doomsday . It's on the way to planet earth , and he was like , oh , he pushed , like it's okay , superman's gonna save us . Superman always saves us . Superman always saves us . And I'm like okay , I can get that whole premise .
You know , like liam brad was also saying like you rely too much on superheroes , and I would even tie this into the boys as well too . The incredibles wanted to dive into superheroes in a realistic point of view , in a realistic ass way .
I mean even so much to the fucking costumes as far as the capes , and you wear a cape and get sucked into a motherfucking jet that's why ed said no capes and the boys did same thing , which I know I told you .
When we get to the boys' review , I'm going to re-talk about the whole plane situation with more of the information I found out Once we get to that review . But the boys it's a more realistic aspect on it as well too , but differently .
¶ Sibling Dynamics and Missed Opportunities
Versus you have the Incredibles . These are heroes who want to save the day . They want to get back into the hero business because they have these powers and they know with great power comes great responsibility . I'm supposed to do this versus .
The boys are just like I got powers , I just want to abuse this shit and make money and do whatever the fuck I want to do type shit . And it's like both of those are realist aspects .
Everybody has different mindsets of what they would do if they had superpowers , and so it's like , if you're going to tackle on to that realism , tackling the realism , you know , hey , you know my parents relied too much on superheroes and we were so upset about it .
But it's one of those ones of like , how is it that their brother and sister , but the sister is so heavily on to the point of , oh , they never came . Fuck all superheroes . I hate you all and the all and the brothers like damn , they didn't make it in time , but I still fucking love superhero . How is that ?
They're so completely different , like that , and that's the funny thing too incredible 2 did not flesh out their relationship very well .
It was almost like it felt like spiritually it was almost if they were barely in the room with each other . I mean , yeah , literally they were . Spiritually it was almost as if they were barely in the room with each other . I mean , yeah , literally they were , but spiritually it was like their relationship wasn't even there .
It's like we're siblings , that's about it .
Yeah , it's not like sort of a sense that they were , you know , somewhat close , when she actually did say , hey , get on this plane , it's for your own good , you know , come with me if you want to live , basically sort of thing .
And he was like no .
That was about it . That was about all we saw of how close they were really , it's almost like wait , hold on , hold on .
Okay , they made it sound like Evelyn was the one that was being controlling over the brother , but it was like hold on on . If that was the case , where was the midpoint to where we would kind of see that for ourselves , where we can kind of root for the brother finally standing up for himself ?
but no , it was like it wasn't even there yeah , like there's a lot of things with the second movie . If they just pushed it a little bit more or emphasized it a little bit more , everything would have clicked better . Like the parts of incredible 2 are good , like all the ideas individual ideas are good and they should work really well in a movie together .
But , like I said , they just don't quite hit it home yeah .
So yeah , once again , I'm not saying I hate incredibles 2 , it just more lines up . I just can't gloss over some of the things where I'm like y'all could have had something , but I think y'all blew it here and there .
But then y'all did have moments where I'm like , okay , I kind of like that they did this , they kind of split , but with the whole thing with Jack-Jack hanging out with Edna and you know he's stuck on that lollipop . You know that one scene and I thought that was kind of cute and all that shit . But I felt like thematically it was half-baked .
It was like y'all could have had something going on , but like there was where if y'all had like added in a little bit more here and there and whatnot , it would have been great . In fact I would have said you know what I would have . I would have been cool like 15 to 30 minutes more of that movie just to flesh out these relationships and whatnot .
You , you know , like between Bob and Violet , bob and Dad , bob and Jack-Jack , helen's relationship with Bob , helen's relationship with her employers and all the other shit . The relationship between the siblings , like if you just gave us more time to invest in how we should feel about where they stand on these certain situations .
I wouldn't have said shit true , if I could also ask this one , because you know me , I like to balance . I have some balance into things and kind of fluff stuff up . So we've talked a lot about what could have Incredibles 2 done to improve and could have been better and stuff . What did Incredibles 1 succeed at ? And I will start off with just one thing .
Incredibles 1 had significantly more easter eggs than the second movie did . As well too , and it's one of those ones that makes it fantastic to go re-watch it , because if you go to youtube and you find so many people that is like , oh , did you notice this ?
Hey , did you actually read the insurance papers from bob's um boss and understand why it is that that , honestly , he fucking needed to quit that job because they were fucking . That was an evil ass corporation type shit .
Did you read the little sticky notes that was on the boss's um little back door not his back on his back wall and stuff when bob was in his office and like , did you pay attention to how that kid react ?
That kid's reaction from the beginning to the kid's reaction to the end of the movie , when bob had um , when you found out bob was the superhero and stuff , like I loved all the fucking easter eggs and then people noticing them makes me want to go back and watch it again .
When you go back and watch it , pause it and some of those freeze frames you're like holy shit , they put a lot of fucking detail into this first movie . This is fantastic . So for me , like those Easter eggs , that makes it aside from the fact it's a great movie to go back and watch .
But learning these things and going back and re-watching it , it makes it so much more re-watchable to me is the continual amount of Easter eggs and seeing the amount of detail they really put into that first movie .
What did you guys think they succeeded at now , hold on I was gonna piggyback on that to where syndrome .
¶ Villain Comparison in the Incredibles
Syndrome was a great example of how the first movie did . Well , now let me explain . Let's start back to where he was just um buddy pine . To where he was . He was trying to be incredible . He was trying to , uh , be mr incredible . He was trying to Be Mr Incredible's Sidekick . Right , hold on , talos , you got something .
No , go ahead and finish . I got a button for that Cause I gotta get back on that one , so go ahead and finish .
Okay , what I liked about with Starting out with Buddy he wanted to help with incredible I'm with with mr incredible trying to capture bomb voyage . But the funny thing was , uh , he was uh looking straight at um bomb voyage when he was on , trying to say that , fly home , buddy . Uh , I work alone .
But in his like back story , you know , like when he was syndrome and he was trying to reveal himself to be buddy to mr incredible , you know , in that one scene with the robot and it was different to where he was talking straight at buddy , which is not true . Um , so you can already tell that uh , buddy is kind of misremembering .
Uh , what really ripped down , because what actually happened was he wasn't trying to reject buddy from being his sidekick , it's more like , bro , you are a kid with no powers , this is dangerous , you shouldn't be here . That's the main thing .
Even though it didn't come off on that way , it's more that was more like the attention , but um , buddy took it the wrong way and that pretty much led to him becoming syndrome .
Now , as syndrome there was more stakes because , unlike with screen flavors , where her main thing was trying to discredit the supers , he was actually out there killing supers with this robot then to try to empower the average man to have weapons to where that they don't need supers around anymore .
So , like what um syndrome was saying , well , oh well , with everyone's super , no one will be . And I felt like I feel like he works better as a villain , especially when he came back and tried to kidnap jack jack and I was like , oh well , since all my plan a failed , I might as well go with plan b .
I'm just gonna kidnap your son and make him my sidekick , but that's just me . Uh , tell us what was your rebuttal ?
Alright , so If I heard you correctly , you were saying that Syndrome was quote , unquote . What could be the standard for the villain as far as in there , I'd say great example , not the standard . Well , a good example right ? To me that's not .
And the reason why I say syndrome is not , and that's where my take on their movies Really was alright , they didn't relatively have big differences .
Reason being for that Is because , okay , I'm a comic , I'm a comic head , I'm a relatively big time comic head and I follow those big time people that literally , you know , they dig into the know that , like comics is their job . Looking at it no , syndrome wasn't . I'ma be real with you , syndrome . And the other lady . Looking at it no , syndrome wasn't .
I'm going to be real with you , syndrome was Syndrome . And the other lady and which tells you just how irrelevant she was to me they were Batman-esque level at best , and what I mean by Batman-level-esque at best ?
As far as villainy , these would be so low tier villains like you could possibly ignore them and they wouldn't really be a problem until they kicked off , probably maybe the middle of their plan , like they have to be dead set in the middle , and especially with Syndrome , syndrome could have been so much better .
Like Syndrome and I'm , I didn't want to pick at the flaws , but here we are . Syndrome could have been so much Better as far as a villain goes Like sure you're a scorned kid , you want to be a superhero so bad and your idol literally just says , no , hey , you don't need to be here , this is not you , this ain't it .
You can't do anything , you can't help me Because of that . Now you're like , nope , if I can't help you , no one can help you . Like , okay , I get the trope , we get it , that's great , that's fine . You relatively didn't kill any hero that was quite quote unquote notable . If you're going to be that guy , be that guy .
That's why I say on that If you're going to be that guy , be that guy , at least with the other lady . The other lady was hypnotizing heroes that were notable . She hypnotized heroes that were notable . She hypnotized heroes that were notable . So that's why I only give her a slight leg up .
Not even it ain't even a far gap between them , it's still a close one . Like , if syndromes had the relative mindset and really and truly I'm gonna say it like it is syndromes should have been made more Killmonger-esque . If we're going to keep the book , syndrome should have been made more Killmonger-esque and it would have made him so much better .
Like Syndrome , you only killed maybe one hero . That was well , that was even mentioned and I get it . I know I'm probably asking for a lot because it's a kid's show or a kid's movie , but the same token and process . Hey , they could've did better . Same issue with second villain , right Aight , cool , he hypnotized some of the major players and that was a .
You know , that was a decent . That was a decent , decent job . I'm not gonna front you , it was decent . My thing was a decent , decent job . I'm not going to front you , it was decent . My thing was you should have done a little more .
Hey , make it where you're kind of trying to give yourself some powers or something you know , like I know you're trying to discredit heroes and stuff . Give yourself a couple of powers so that way , you know , you hide in the back scenes , you're able to do something Like because you're not relatively . Once again , it's the human factor . I guess it's the .
It's the . I want to say it's the human factor of each one . That was just like you got humans going up against superheroes . Unless you're trying to play this . You know , x-men type of deal and this don't feel like X-Men type of deal , you know . But I digress , go ahead , jeremy .
I had a slight rebuttal of my own , but go ahead , Jeremy . I don't know how to Koki got you . God damn it yeah .
Go ahead , koki got you . Go ahead bro .
That's okay At this point . Everyone knows my name . I make these public videos , I'm not hiding shit . I will ask you this in this aspect , talos , because I want to hear what JB has to say on to this .
¶ Comparing Villains in Family Films
What about in regards of Lex Luthor ? What a syndrome has that same regards , as far as in that aspect here of wanting to give everyone else powers ? So they're not . Because Lex Luthor his biggest deal is the fact that he's been retconned so many times . I would say Lex L luther , as far as just justice league justice league unlimited .
He absolutely has a hate boner for superman , yes , but his hate boner is not directed at superman specifically because superman is superman , but because of the fact that every fucking body relies on him so goddamn much and he's like it is very fucking possible that we can do shit as well too .
Now , granted , the rating has wound up progressing to just being I just have an absolute hate boner for him . Oh my god , type shit . But the original understanding of Lex Luthor , understanding this fact of like we rely too much we rely too much on the supers .
Okay , and once again , right , I relatively can understand that sentiment , I do . But if we're going to put Kendron next to Lex , right , and this is not me just saying you know , this is not me just saying you know , there's a big , big difference . But we're trying to put like Even remote close to similarities With it as far as Lex and and Syndrome .
Here's what Syndrome Is missing out of it . Right , because With Lex , as you said , we've wrecked . They've wrecked Lex so much To the point where now Lex even has powers Like Lex has . Lex has an entirety of powers .
Team scenario team we my bad . Y'all got something y'all want to add on .
Well , just kind of from the storytelling point of view and stuff of reviewing villains as good or bad villains , I do think you need to keep them within the media they're intended for .
Yeah .
In Syndrome's case , he can never be a Lex Luthor . He can never be pushed to that point Because if , honestly , if the Incredibles or Syndrome was any darker than it already was , nobody would have liked the movie .
Yeah , hold on .
I'm just kind of saying how good or bad . I think Syndrome is a great villain when put in perspective of the movie and story that he is part of . It's a children's film . It's supposed to be a family film , not children's film . Yeah , a family film Like there's a difference .
Okay , so my like like legit , right , my thing is , when I'm saying as far as the villains , I'm not trying to put them , as far as like , oh , make them super dark , like no , oh , no , no , no , that was part of my whole rebuttal to where Talos , I was right there with you .
For the most part , I do agree with you , up until the point to where I was like okay , first of all , with Sindro , I wouldn't even compare any of these villains to what we know , because we know they don't hold a candle compared to the villains that we know , because we know they don't hold a candle compared to the villains that we know in the comics .
Yeah , obviously . Now the second thing was yes , when I was saying that he was killing all villains . Yes , there was one that was definitely mentioned , but he did kill a lot of them . But didn't that give Screenslaver more credit to where ? Ok , since a lot of the lesser known heroes got killed off ? The lesser known heroes got killed off .
That pretty much means that , oh , she got the big bitches that she can just target because there's less heroes to work with anyway . And the third part is to give Kareem's labor powers . That would make her a hypocrite because she would become the very thing she hated , and that would make her smarter .
In that sense , that's the thing right . That's the thing right . See , with some villains , with some villains the way they are , you got to kind of turn them into a hypocrite , to what they are , to make them a little bit better . In a sense , you got to kind of twist them on their own morals and ideas to make them a little bit better .
And that's my thing with her . That would make her better . But as far as Syndrome goes and going back to what Kofugatsu was saying , believe me , I'm going to be real with you .
Well , hold on . As far as the whole hypocrite thing I will say with Syndrome , it works for him because with him he wanted to be a hero , but he became the opposite in the pursuit of it . It works with him though .
Yeah , but that's what I'm saying . That's why I was like , hey , I felt like they should have stuck with that formula when it came to their villains . As far as that , they should have stuck with that formula because , what , what they had Syndrome trying to do ?
And believe me , like I said , asneem Kogatsu said , hey , I would have made Syndrome just a tad bit more smart than what he was .
Yeah , yeah .
Because , like I said , to fix him a little bit , hey , you didn't kill off , make yourself more notable . You didn't kill off any of the major notable . You didn't kill off any of the major superheroes , you killed off the lessons . You killed off lessons which basically gave Screenslaver her time to shine because all she had left was the major superheroes .
So she looks better as far as it goes on paper , yeah , but I still feel like you know , I feel like if I'm choosing him , I feel like Westlake had better sense of the word . He was a better villain , like he had more stuff down pat , but he just relatively didn't execute . And , like I said , I don't want to make him dark .
No , no , no , because if we're keeping it to the family , if we're keeping it to a quote-unquote family movie , I ain't worried about family friendly , because family friendly is so defined differently nowadays .
If we're keeping it to a family movie or a kids movie , sure , leave him kind of with the sense of it , but I say , make him a little bit smarter , I mean .
I feel like with Syndrome he's dark enough because , first of all , he was willing to call on a missile strike to shoot down Helen and the kids inside the plane and , second of all , he went on when Mr Incredible tried to threaten to kill Syndrome's assistant I forgot her name was Mirage .
She was trying to , he was bluffing , but Syndrome was calling his bluff like you know what kill it , go ahead . I don't give a shit .
Yeah , go ahead , do it . Do it Like you know . So that's why I said like legit , he had the makings , you understand . And once again , this is just like I said , these are my nitpicks . I mean I be everybody else's nitpick , but these are my nitpicks with you . Like legit , he had the makings and it was just he was just missing a little something .
He was missing a little bit With Screenslaver , like legit , hey .
He let his hubris water down his competence .
That's what happened with him Like with Screenslaver , though it's just that for me , like I said , she needed a lot more tweaking and I feel like she should have just been like hey , give her powers , give her powers , Make her into somebody who ? Because ? it's like they played on the quote unquote mutant trope .
Oh yeah , you know like , hey , you know we're going to take humans and do this Like you're playing on the mutant trope , but you got the wrong set of people . You got the wrong . Well , you got the wrong set of characters , you know .
Right , I got you , I got you . Oh , playboy , I noticed y'all been a little quite religiously and I don't want y'all to feel left out . Y'all got anything y'all want to add on to all this .
I'm going to be honest , I was listening . I don't want you to feel like I was AFK . I've just been washing clothes , doing little outfits , I've been doing all type of side quests in the house , but I've been listening to you . I was like I was with the villain thing . I was agreeing and disagreeing with a good bit of stuff .
It was , um , okay the main part , that really got to me was when y'all was comparing the boys to it With the concept of she could go either way , and I really wanted to butt in there because I got powers . I won't say I'd be a hero , but I won't be a villain , but I will be paying people some business . That's all I'm going to say .
I won't be doing nothing outside of what I want to do . I'm not going to You've been .
I feel you on that .
It just goes either way , I'm going to have to get into the boy because I feel like that's something I might get very related to . But with the Incredibles man , I haven't seen the third one , but the first and the second one definitely could go down as classic Number one would be number one always .
But it's like I feel like what I said earlier when something comes out for the first time .
it comes out with that hunger , that drive , yeah , and the story for Incredibles , honestly , could have went so many ways to the point . They probably could have you know what I'm saying made a series , because all of these backstories of these characters could go in depth with Violet Jack , jack could do all type of stuff .
Um , he could either become , like I say , either good or bad that , that could go many ways he could either be the last cause for saving the day or be the reason that they got to be saved , and honestly I don't know which one I'd rather go with . But I could probably see Jack Jack being bad because he's a baby .
Babies don't know the difference , they just do shit and they be bad . But I don't know , man , I feel like you know how they do things . Like a lot of these movies that come out this like coming out now are like remade from years ago .
You feel like later down the line , jack , jack finally grew up and then they like they wait 20 years to give us this fucking movie . They did without within the chipmunk , I say Alvin and Chilmon started at first and this was a six great for me .
So I was chill more than dinner , remaking everything from my kid classes I will not be surprised if Pixar came back and brought everything .
Everything back , including Incredible , but they gotta do it right man .
Like I said , this Jack , jack , I mean Pixar is already working on Toy Story 5 , and I don't know about y'all , but I never even asked for Toy Story 5 . I don't even remember asking for Toy Story 4 . So , ever even asked for a toy story file . I don't even remember asking for a toy story . Four so I'm just saying but no way . Incredible three .
It would make sense , because here's my thing yes , incredible three . This time let the kids have the main spotlight . The parents got to make the spotlight . In fact , you know what I'll put it to you .
Like this , incredibles 2 kind of set this up anyways to where helen had to learn to trust her kids that , okay , now that they're supers and they're growing up they have she has to accept that eventually they're going to be growing enough to where they can handle their own .
So it's going to be a situation to where , yes , the kids this time , because they got powers , they choose to be superheroes give them a chance and then then make it around Jack Jets where , now that he's getting a feel for his powers , is he going to be a great asset or a great liability to the hero line , to where it's like , is he going to turn into a
hero ? Is he going to turn into a villain ? We don't know . That could be explored in a whole fucking movie .
You kind of brought like a remembrance from one of the movies in the scene , like when they all fight as a family , they don't really fight as a team . They fight as a family , because if you listen to the dialogue it's literally like she's parenting everybody , Even though they're fighting right now .
It's like you say she's still trying to be a mother to her kids . So , even though this is , which is good . It's all good , all good , but it's like damn , this is what I'm born for . This like I'm born for this , bro , like literally , this is what I'm born to do , so it's like the movie in itself is beautiful . It's a beautiful concept .
They didn't really miss too much . It's just that I feel like they didn't want to not miss too much to the fact that they could have done a little bit more , like y'all were saying earlier they could have done a little bit more , but it's pixar so it wasn't gonna make it dark or too violent or anything .
They wanted to make it family-wise , but that movie bro incredible , definitely , could .
I feel like if they did it listen ? This is my opinion . I feel like if they did number two as good as they did number one , they would have made a lot of action .
If they probably did it earlier . They did a lot of action and everything .
I feel like they did a lot of action , things that blow up . I feel like I take that back because Pixar haven't really made a lot of live action .
Yeah , I would say it was mainly a Disney thing . I would say DreamWorks definitely did Like some live action and shit , but like that's just them . Yeah , yeah , yeah . I felt that , saitama , you had anything that you want to add on to all this .
Did you guys ever see this freaking Morty episode when they fuck , they fuck with time and the uh , the time police ? The singularity , yeah , the time police shows up and the whole singularity thing . Do you remember when they , when they punched Albert Einstein and they beat the shit out of him ?
Yeah , syndrome you don't fuck with time motherfucker , you don't fuck with time Syndrome has that fucking attitude of like of of Albert Einstein I will fuck with time . I will fuck with time . Well , he's like , yeah , I will fuck with the heroes because I couldn't become a fucking hero .
¶ Incredibles 2 Review and Discussion
Dude , he's a little kid who's crying . He's been fucking crying out since God knows how long he's been holding out a grudge and it's only because , fucking , his favorite hero said it's like go home , bitch , I don't fucking need you here . Like , look at me , I can bring down a building . What the fucking you do ? What are you gonna do ?
What are you gonna do ? Tell me , are you gonna shit your pants ? Are you gonna piss your pants a little ? I mean , I got a rocket boot . Oh you Little fucking piece of shit kid , get the fuck out of here .
He could have pulled Dope Pender from Deadpool and be like I got courage .
You can have as much courage as you want . Fucking little ginger ass kid . Get the fuck out of here and go to Bible school or some shit , and it's like .
Don't you got some homework to do .
Yeah , but don't you fucking have some I don't know some school shit to do ? Like , don't you have to like buy I don't know ? Don't you have to tell your parents to go buy the new video game that you wanted for I don't know for a week ? Now , shut the fuck up about it . Like don't you have literally anything else to do ?
You want to be a hero so badly ? Okay , fine , I'll train you to be a hero , but you gotta push yourself to an ultimate limit . What is a kid gonna do ? This isn't fucking Batman and Robin . You can't train them . This isn't my Hero Academia . This isn't my Hero Academia . Oh , fuck , look , yes , I could agree on many points here .
Yeah , a lot of the heroes could have had their moment to be like , oh , I'm a hero , oh , no , I'm a villain . Look , who's about to fucking tear the city apart in a few . I'm a villain , like who's about to fucking tear the city apart and do shit . No , I mean , obviously that wouldn't be a story .
If it would've been a story , it's gonna be for later on . But the first movie was grand , it was beautiful , it would've been a really cool twist and at the end it would've been like guess what , I have powers now . And then just fucking start beating shit out of everybody .
The second movie what pissed me off is like they kind of like rubbed my nipples a little bit where they went like underminers . The new is the new villain . Ready for that shit ? You ready for that shit ? I'm gonna like yeah , yeah , I'm ready for that shit . And and then the movie comes , starts off .
They beat the shit out of him for the next five minutes , five , seven minutes , whatever . They beat the shit out of him and after they're done beating the shit out of him , it's like no , he's not the grandmaster here . You know who else is the grandmaster ?
Some chick that's mind-controlling everybody , or really any person with a toxic trait , you know , being extra manipulative and whatnot . But the second movie was a hit or miss . They . You know what you can say , that you hit it . Yeah , you can say that you hit it .
But at the end of it all it was like I sat down for an hour and 30 minutes and I came out a little angry that I spent an hour . How long was this movie ? Even you know what Google , this movie , even you know what google , google , you're going to tell me how long was the incredibles movie to ? Uh , springtime . Let's see here .
Let's see what we got here for two hours and six minutes well , hold on , hold on .
To be fair , you actually waited like what 10 years and 2 Hours for this shit , because wasn't it like a 10 Year gap between criticals ? 1 Hold on . Let me check real quick 2004 , 2018 yeah , that was definitely more Than 10 years . In fact , that was 14 , 14 years .
This is a fucking Kingdom Hearts man , like if I wanted to wait For a movie , if I wanted to wait For any entertainment , then fine , great , I'll probably wait for it .
I'm gonna be so mad cause it's like they pop out a movie and Not only Pixar , but like Disney has been doing this too Well , like they make a movie and there's like so long in between the movies that like so much shit has changed , and like they're parents now and the viewers now most of them are parents now , so they're like , hey , hey , all of this is
very relatable . You want to watch this movie now ? Do you want to enjoy this movie now ? It's very relatable and it's like I waited One , two , three , four , five , six , seven Fucking long . Too fucking long for this movie . Okay , too long for this movie series . Anything Waited way too long for this shit .
But if I were to score this , if I were to score any of this , it would be an 8.5 out of 10 . Fair enough .
Okay , poke you guys through the tattles , play ball game . Got anything ? Y'all want to add on . In general , we're doing it on , close it out , so just pretty much throw out whatever you got , I'll close out .
I'm going to grab me some blunts .
I have some . I wanted to look this up because we've been talking about this shit for a minute . What is the message of Incredibles 2 ? Literally online , it says the message for Incredibles 2 is that parenting itself is one of the most heroic acts that anyone can engage in . There is no fucking point in the whole thing for screen slate .
Like I said , with the black and white animation , that did a better job at displaying how being a parent is a heroic job , more than this whole movie here .
Maybe that was the aim , maybe that was the intention , and then shit just went left .
Yeah , Because the parents had died . There was no parents being available , and that's why we had to deal with the screen slavery .
This is my parents Get out of here . Wait a second . What ? That's fucking crazy , that's what I'm talking about .
Y'all got something , but it's like , for some reason , y'all like what happened . Like did y'all cut some of the scenes where we would have gotten the message loud and clear . Like did y'all cut some scenes , did the fucking studio interference like what happened there was no point of a main villain .
There was no point .
That's what I'm saying . It's like we waited so long Just to like , get a cheap ass message . It's like A fucking late ass text From somebody that you wanted to get the text from and they were like hey , sorry I didn't reply so quickly , I just forgot this movie forgot so quickly .
That was two years ago that pissed me off so bad , like I know you fucking forgot . I hate that . That is an urge for me . I hate that so much .
I hate when somebody responds sometimes it's not even that they forgot . They screened your message . You know how , with our phones , like they can see a little bit of text , um , like with um notification bar , they screened your text and chose not to answer it yeah , that's the part .
And then come back like , hey , I didn't see it like . If you're gonna reply , at least reply to the message . Don't reply telling me you didn't see it like a real good . I'd rather you just keep the conversation going rather than throw it in my fucking face oh yeah , like uh , oh , sorry , I forgot .
It's like you could just say gave me an answer like whenever you got the chance , so like okay , well , at least I didn't . I won't even question that you blew me off , yeah because now I feel like you're lying to me okay , but my second .
Apparently I'm to be honest on this . Somehow or another I have seen the second movie about three times . I don't remember they cussed in that movie . There's issues about them cussing . When the fuck did they cuss I ?
don't remember that at all , cussing .
That's sad . Let me tell you . I don't remember the customer movie , but I looked it up . They said they had issues with the customer . I'm like how ?
Cover his ears when watching this movie with your kids . When the fuck did they get this ?
I remember that scene , but I didn't hear anything . I mean , I guess , I guess I didn't hear anything .
I mean , I guess , I guess I didn't process when they did , because I watched this movie like two or three times , I don't remember them .
I don't know Now , unless somebody had captions on when they was watching this movie and then the captions just heard that wrong . I don't know .
The captions .
I don't know , wait a second just heard that wrong .
I don't know . I can't remember that . Wait a second , they cussed . When did this happen ?
I don't fucking know , bro , your closed captioning is brought to you by Confusion , that one right there .
The only other thing I wanted to mention real quick before I'm done I guess it was just two quick things Is that we give credit where credit is due and how . Every single time that my man , samuel Jackson's character Frozone , shows up on the fucking screen , he's got quotables on shit , and obviously his most famous one . Where that money ?
Where is my super suit ?
What .
It's for the greater good one . Where , honey , where is my super suit ?
What it's for . The greater good , the greater good . I am your wife . I'm the greatest good that you're ever going to get that cut out that cut out . But , no , no , no . Before we close it out , I know we're not going to gloss over the fact that they built Helen to be a fucking milf Bruh .
Bruh , First off , I'm going to tell you right now we don't talk about pics for our moms . Y'all know they thick . For a reason you let that go right now .
Heaven's loving . What the fuck we want . My nigga , we was kids seeing this and like , oh , that's how mama's Supposed to look . Get older , that's how mama , that's how mama's supposed to look . Come here , make you a mama girl . No , this is a reason New creators do .
Nah , it's more like . It's more like hey man , hey man , listen , sometimes it's okay To be a stepdad .
Get out of here . With that , we're closing out . Ladies and gentlemen . Thank y'all so much . Oh , for that note alone . Oh my God .
I'm like yeah you know what I can see myself being a father .
I can't see this movie . With all this yeah on my screen , I can't see this .
Especially in the first . Well , no , no , hold on , I don't know who was the worst offender between the first and the second one . I think the first one was more accidental fan service and the second one they really .
That was the one where , like yeah , yeah , you know what , like , since they love the Last Girl so much , like let's just get her on a bike and you know I had a whole .
I told you I had a whole . That is a dedicated scene . That is actually a scene . Incredible . Tries on , says Helen tries on . Tries on her suit again . That's the title of the fucking scene . That ain't no accidental shit .
They did that on purpose Of course , because they needed to show all this goddamn .
It's like ice spice . You don't go for the music , you go for the gas .
Hold back , hold back , hold back , hold back . Legit . Every time , every time , if we're going to say it now , every time her music come out , I don't look for , no , I don't look for , no , I don't look for and listen for the music , no , no , no .
I wait for the concert , because then the concert , then that's where the moment shines , that's where they yeah you be .
It's right there . I don't know what she's yapping about .
I don't know what it was . Those moments you'd be like , hey , what was it ? The little memes that kept going , the little things that kept going around . It was like , hey , hey , did you see the picture that was in the background ?
When you see the little video popped up , it was like there was a background there was a background , there was a background , there was music .
It's like when you see all that it's like it was the dog .
It's like I don't know what it is about her , but it's like she's just such a talented artist , just a very talented .
Look , look , hey , hey . Talented AJ Black . It's like saying I don't know , she just speaks to me .
It's something about her music where I'm like it reaches my soul on a level that you just don't understand .
Erykah Badu . There's a reason that music videos have more views than the musical Downloads . Just saying , nah , but apparently Also in that Miss Incredible scene . There was supposed To be an easter egg inside that mirror Close enough . I still haven't found it .
Nah , between that and the one time when she was like doing that covert mission On the first one and like she was getting , uh , the guards kind of noticed her and then the doors kind of closed On her , you know , like um , she was like stuck in between the door and it was like bro , like you can't do this to me .
Those guards knew what the fuck they wanted . There was no question about it . They're like nope .
I'm not going . No fucking way . Ain't nobody going to open this door ? Please Give me two minutes .
I got two minutes . I got two minutes . Yeah , yeah , you did .
It's like like help , I'm stuck . I was like oh , I'll help you out , yeah , yeah .
I knew we should have been done .
I'm done well , you know we gotta end this on a high note and I know Leah and Tanara stepped up , but that's okay . We appreciate them for being on and I appreciate you , gentlemen , for staying on with me , and I appreciate the listeners for listening to us rambling on into the end . So , with that being said , follow us on social media .
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