¶ Mulan Review and Cultural Commentary
what up nerds ? It's jeff black extreme and we are back at again with another episode of the zone podcast . This time we are reviewing mulan , not just the og , but the sequel , the live action , and we might sprinkle in the origin story , even though , honestly , not much of a difference , just more like you know how disney , like the disney fire things .
But joining me today we have leah tanara , talus , gundam kokugatsu and professor tuck a man worth fighting for and , without further ado , let's go ahead and zone in on it . What can I say about mulan ? It is a classic and I'm gonna be honest with you out of all the og , renaissance era disney movies , mulan ranks super high on my list .
It's like one of those uh disney movies where I'm like , yeah , I'll watch it again if I was in the mood . And I'm like you know what , since it's Asian American , I'm not Asian American , asian Pacific Islander month might as well go ahead and talk about it . I was pretty much enjoying it for the most part . The live action that is .
It's where the live action people were feeling , oh no , it's not accurate . Where's Mooshu , hey , oh no , it's not accurate . Where's Mooshu , hey , listen , it was decent , it was not bad , it's just a little different , but for the most part it kind of stayed true to the main story and I was digging it for the most part .
And the sequel . The future of reprise is real .
In some form or fashion . I understand that . Yeah , they weren't going for funny and the live action . It was more like a drama film . But I am glad that he came back for the sequel , even though he was pretty much the antagonist of the sequel , Like they didn't have a real antagonist other than Mushu trying to break up the engagement .
Because , oh shit , If Mulan's getting engaged to Shang , then I'm going to be out of a job . I need to stop this . But you know what ? Let me open up to the panel . How are y'all feeling about Mulan as a whole ?
I want to go ahead and say we got to talk about the soundtrack and the music . Listen , it's only four songs in the original Mulan and all four of them slap .
You mind if I say it's like an EP , like listen , be a man , we must be swift . As a coursing river man , I'm trying to tell you Ah , that's a good workout song too .
You see my name . You see my name A man worth fighting for , because I am , but nevertheless A Girl Worth Fighting For , is such a good song .
It's the tone of the song and then the end of the song , where immediately it ends abruptly and you see , just they truly have a girl worth fighting for as they pick up the teddy bear and they don't play a single song after that it's like , oh yeah , we're in the act three end game now , so like it's all gas .
at this point it's mainly about the fighting , but oh you know what ? The one thing I loved About Act 3 of Mulan Was when Shanyu oh damn , I'm forgetting names , but essentially Main bad guy captured the emperor and he said one of my favorite lines in all of cinema . He said no matter how the wind howls , the mountain cannot bow to it .
Translation go fuck yourself , oh yeah he said that to the bad guy , the emperor .
That phrase was all nice and sweet and stuff , because it was like , oh , sticks and stones May never break my bones , but you know , words never hurt me , type of thing . Yeah , it seemed all nice and stuff . Yeah , no , no , the wind would . The mountain would never bound . Fuck that , it's called erosion . If you think about it in your lifetime , will never bow .
Fuck that , it's called erosion . You think about it in your lifetime Over time , yeah , eventually you start bowing down . Sure , you may not . I'll just kill you off and then make your service . That's just what the fuck . Yeah , it seemed all sweet and nice and everything . Yeah , your honor and all that shit Fucking over the whole country .
Goddamn science nerd . Can you just enjoy the symbolism ?
I mean , even with the symbolism . Okay , so now I'm going to have to get you , and this is where I love you , right , because that too is one of my favorite lines . But as it says , even with the symbolism , right , folks , true , the wind can howl all day , but a mountain never bow . You can sail on a road that doesn't make it bow , it still stands .
It stands taller than that wind . All that wind can do is simply chip chip , chip , chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chip . Until it's gone . And the reason I love that line so much is because it fits with a lot of characters , in particular Optimus Prime .
Optimus shows that wholeheartedly , and I'm only sidetracking here for just a moment to say this . Like it is . Optimus literally tells Megatron in some similar words At the end of the day , only one of us will always stand , and as you see , megatron , I stand longer than you in the words of Gloria at the end of the day , the day gone but overall .
But overall , I mean , I love Like .
You're breaking up .
Yeah , you're breaking up on it .
Hey Disney classic .
You got a TV .
I was really trolling On to it . But nah , I do understand the importance Of the line because in the end it still is like a very simple thing , like that's one of the best parts in like most Asian cultures that you can embrace is the fact that you can hit home with such few things . That's what we like .
You know , like high cues , like we have long poetry Shakespeare has like poetry as far as like full on stories to get a point across and in most Asian cultures like it's literally just short three lines , five , seven , five . I didn't hit the point that I needed to say and it's like . And so it's like in the simplest amount of words .
You know it's also what we like about martial arts . Martial arts is like oh , in the movies it's all fancy and shit , but in a real martial arts battle it's the quickest shit ever . You can take the most effective way down . I don't know . We talked about this one on a previous episode . Jb with Jackie Chan Adventures .
Oh yeah .
There's a thing with older kung fu artists and older martial artists . It's literally like , okay , I no longer have energy to waste anymore , so now I have to end this fight as quickly as possible , and you don't waste time with it . And so that's where the wisdom starts , building into that most Asian cultures have .
It's like that wisdom of age of you're wasting time , you're wasting this , you're wasting this . Stop wasting , maximize what you got .
That's the funny thing , true energy practitioners . Yeah , that's . The funny thing is that , um , some elders will tell me every now and then work smart , not hard . And that's crazy when you think about it . When you're like , you're thinking like , oh , I thought hard work pays off .
But I'm like when you get older , it's like you can't be moving around and all that , like you used to . So I'm like you gotta conserve that energy . You gotta work smarter , not harder , and I'm not we're not old yet .
Don't be doing that .
I'm kind of old .
Eh , we're getting there .
Eh just getting by , eh .
I got white in my mustache now so I guess I'm getting there .
But for Mulan I did actually really liking the movie the first movie as far as my general things onto it , the first movie and I don't want to take away because somebody had mentioned something right before we had started recording that I would really hope they mentioned again about the father-daughter thing .
You know , being a father myself , so I heavily relate into that . So I don't want to take that away . I want that person to be able to , um , to please speak that onto the instance reporting as well . but for me yeah , that was leah okay , so I please want you to speak that to report about . So I'm not taking that away .
Um , but also one of those things about is understanding that the gender roles is always like it was very early time for gender roles as well , too as far as like , oh , you know , women can't do nothing , and that's been a big thing for a lot of cultures . It's always still a thing into that aspect and we still face that today .
Um , but it's also one of those things of like , just because you're a woman doesn't mean you can't be a hero and in the end , you're doing the best that you can , regardless of anything . Mulan , the entire journey is her . She made a mistake , but even still , in her mistake , she did it out of love for her family , you know .
She just realizes , like , I can't fit into these normal roles that y'all keep telling me , oh , I have to find a suitor , have to do this , I have to do that . I don't want to do that like . I don't want to do it this way . I'm not a geisha , I'm not this like . I want to be like my dad , and it's like . My dad was a great warrior .
I looked up to him and that's who I want to be , and so it's like , why not like follow into that ? It's one of those ones also that I would relate to Bruce Lee , where a lot of people still nowadays don't know about Wing Chun , as far as about even Bruce Lee's fighting style , that literally his master Ip man , or IP man .
That style was originally developed by a woman . That style was originally by a woman and is literally marked as one of the best , absolute styles , strongest styles out there all right , you know what ?
uh , I do have something to add on to that , but I got some hands raised . Uh , I see , team , we had arranged hands raised first and then I'm gonna get to tell us , uh , what y'all got . Leah , uh , tenor , what y'all got . Leigh Tanora , what y'all got .
So just some of the concepts on the plot of the original animated one , especially coming from a female perspective and stuff is .
¶ Mulan's Devotion and Family Dynamics
I feel like one of the biggest misinterpretations is the idea that the character of Merlon wanted to break from tradition . Because that's not . She never had a problem going to the matchmaker . She never had a problem following the rules . She just was a little quirky , I guess would be a word for it .
At the end of the day , mulan's primary motivation hasn't always been her family . In fact , from a meta point of view , her relationship with her father was so important to the animators and writers that they were actually animated by the same person at all times .
Usually , characters are actually animated by completely different teams , but they wanted their interactions to be so smooth and intimate that they actually had the same team .
Right , that's pretty awesome .
I feel it's actually a disservice to both the story and the character of Mulan to think that she was purposely trying to change things . It's like mulan is a very classic concept of girl power without being overt , which is a very big problem in modern storytelling I don't want .
I need to say my shit and tell us I'm gonna get to you . But I need to say my shit right now . First of all , to tack on to what koko gaza was saying with bruce lee I just recently you saw this tiktok explain bruce lee's backstory a little bit , how he was like a gangster at first , like he was like a fucking beast , like he was just .
He was like on some yusuke yurameshi type shit for real , up until uh , and it got to a point where people didn't even want to train him because he was just so wild and he had all that anger and shit . But then it meant , like on what koki yasa said , it was like you know what you got potential , I'll take you on .
And eventually bruce league got that training , he became an athlete and he got to where he is now . Now tacking on to what leah internara was saying is I loved , I fucking love how , compared to nowadays , they did not do that thing . To where , oh , just because you have this super capable woman , you have to make all the men look bad in comparison .
No , no , no . It's like all the dudes was good on their own right . They each brought something to the table .
But they can also put mulan on this pedestal to where , yes , she's the main character but at the same time she's not exactly a mary sue , even in the live actions , where I'm like , okay , as a little kid she was like climbing on rooftop trying to chase out the chicken and she was like doing some Avatar , like airbender type shit with her fucking staff and all
that , and I'm like this is that kind of shit that I don't like , but then again I choose not to nitpick about it . It's like you know I'm going to just let it pass , but I did notice it's like kind of sort of , but that was only in the live action in the og . She was not a mary sue whatsoever , it was more like she was just a regular girl .
That's a little quirky , like y'all said , and all she really want to do is prevent her father from dying from this fucking um fight against all hans . So I'm , I get it . It's like she's not trying to overshadow everybody else , she's just trying to be dutiful to her family .
She didn't set out to be savior of China . She just wanted to protect her father , right yeah .
So just kind of tack on to that real fast it's . The whole concept of Mulan is also an example of the work smarter , not harder .
Right , tell us I did not forget about you what you had .
No , I was just going to literally add on to where Coco Gotsou was saying about Bruce Lee . Like on that side of things , like yeah , bruce wasn't always . You know the way we grew up with him . Now , like you know , he wasn't always that way . He wasn't trainable Like legit . Like you know , I was going to make sure I said that part .
Like he wasn't always trainable , he was literally . You call him roughy .
Yeah .
You know it took somebody who literally said you know what ? I have to have patience with him to get to that point and where I was going to translate that back with Mulan as it is , with Mulan . Mulan , you know , mulan was literally just that happy-go-lucky girl , that's just like hey yo , you know I love my family .
So I'm a person who will do anything for my family , even if it means I gotta take my father's place . I'll do anything for my family , right , even if it means I gotta take my father's place .
I'll do anything for my family because to me family means everything in fact it's funny because in the live action at the end she received a new sword which is actually the same sword that she was wielding , like her father's sword in the og um film . It's like it's the same sword but she received it after she lost her father .
It's a little confusing trying to explain it , but point being is that at the end she get this sword and it has the description , just like on the symbolism on the sword , just like in the beginning of the movie . But then she flipped over those one more symbolism and it was like wait , what does that say ? And it was like , wait , what does that say ?
And it was like read it out loud Mulan . And it said devotion to family . That was her whole arc and personally I just feel like Mulan is a solid character on her own . Now , tuck , I see your hand raised . What you got ?
Is Professor Tuck a man worth fighting for ?
I'm not saying it . I gave you the one time .
But go ahead . I want Talos to say it . Talos is not .
Continue on . Come on here .
Alright . So I want to look at the stark differences in the OG Mulan right , the stark differences from beginning to the end . First , speaking on family , personally , the meaning of life to me is family right , and that's important to note . But secondarily , the father right Right .
How he changes in the beginning , the middle and the end of the story is important Because at first you know , know , like you said , he starts out all playful , happy that she's quirky , all that jazzy stuff . As she gets older and she progresses , he turns , he knows she's getting older so he gotta get more , more .
The word I'm looking for here is more devout into ensuring that her future is taken care of . He just wants to make sure that she's taken care of for the future . So that's what him interested in making sure that she finds a husband and that somebody can protect her is .
As he is ailing and getting older , he won't be able to do it no more and as a father I can definitely see that sentiment .
¶ Family Dynamics and Cultural Commentary
But as you look at the end of the original um , as she comes and brings the metal and the sword back to him and he just tosses them to the side and says you are the one that I need . Forget all this other stuff as long as you .
Fine , I'm fine and I'm with you if you look at the other side of it , the supporting cast even in my name , the song a girl worth fighting for . The supporting cast , even in my name , the song A Girl Worth Fighting For . The supporting cast , the reason they're like I want a hell or then a moon , I want somebody that can cook . You know what I mean .
And then , towards the end , they actually have to be the women in Faustafar to make sure that they're proactive in what they see .
Right , and can I add on to what the father Is , that the whole thing is in the live action . It was slightly different in the OG and I'm not going to get on him in the OG . He was fine in the OG , but in the live action .
The main reason why I bring that up is because it was more like he was cool with Mulan , but it was more like what cool with Mulan ? But it was more like what would everybody else say ? And it's more that's kind of the point . It's like why do you give a fuck what everybody else say ?
But then again , different area , different time , it's not like what we got going on in the here and now . So I kind of get it . But at the same time that was kind of the point to where it's more like he wasn't really ashamed of Mulan .
It was more like he was afraid of what everybody else would think To where , oh , you got this girl running around on rooftops and whatnot , fighting and shit . That's kind of weird . Women's not supposed to do that . Are you going to rein in your daughter or something ? I'm like , yeah , he was just under pressure . He was literally under peer pressure .
That's what that was .
I'll take this opportunity also mentioning as well , like from the original movie , the dude that was the recruiter from recruiting everyone from every family who we all hate , and you know that dude got on everyone's nerves .
What's his name ?
Fazoo was it no , chifu yeah yep , like everybody , but for real though it's um no , I really want to really run those hands on in that ending where it's like listen here you uh .
Oh , all right , go , go pop off he was ready .
He was ready to be seeing his woman , bro . He was like don't you dare . But no , um , going back even to that point , for like the very beginning of the movie , remember it was a whole thing for him just like , oh , how dare a woman speak to a man like that type of thing ? And it's like , yeah , you said , time period , different time , different thing .
That's usually how it winds up going into that um . But I also want to bounce onto something too , because I know it's something that we kind of had . It was kind of a brief discussion before we had started recording .
As far as about Mulan 2 , as far as whether or not people really kind of liked it as much , if you focus on the aspect that the first movie was more so about family , you focused on family Outside of like , oh , she became savior . She wound up defeating Sean Yu , she wound up doing all of that . Cool , that's all side quested shit .
The main storyline was her surviving and getting back to her daddy . That was the whole point of the story . It was like she did all this to get back to her daddy , to show her daddy that she loves him and that she'd do everything for him because she respects family , she respects him .
So it wanted to be that whole thing and bring honor to the family name , exactly . So if you focus on family being the aspect onto that , then it makes sense why in the second movie there was no need for a necessary villain per se into that . It was focused on just family . That's what it was supposed to be .
And now we kind of just focus onto that aspect , so we focus on just family . I don't know , I really like , honestly , I already like the second movie anyway , but it kind of gives me more respect for the second hold on , hold , on , hold .
On now the second movie . It wasn't as good as the first , but if I see as a relationship driven narrative , it was not bad because it was mainly more about how , oh , you should be married to someone that you actually love , versus just letting somebody else decide who you're going to be best for you . That's not how love and relationship works in reality .
Sometimes arranged marriages can work out , but personally , spiritually , I'd rather get married to someone that I genuinely fuck with . You know what I mean .
Man arrange my marriage . Man Get a dowry for marriage . Man Get a dowry for me . Man .
But keep in mind I don't know , man you say arrange your marriage . Let's be honest , them princesses were so happy to not have to marry their damn prince .
I mean , have you seen that one prince that move on , almost married ? I mean I don't blame him .
And that was the oldest Chinese finger traps .
Yeah , that one Got stuck into it . He's like I don't know how to get out . And they were just like , oh my God , he's dumb .
No , the funny thing is I looked at that as the equivalent of that one kid that keeps fiddling with his video games like having his Game . Boy in his hand and all that stuff .
That's the vibe I was getting from that guy .
True , she's so old , I'm like bitch . What's her I mean ?
really . Yeah , I think she would be in her 30s by that point and he was like 18 .
So I'm like look , marriage me , man . Go ahead and do everything you need to get me married . I don't even want to have to think about it , I don't want to do nothing . Get a thousand donkeys , eight tickets for me , man , a thousand donkeys eight .
Wow , good lord bro , how we jump to Atlanta anyway . But also one of the things I did want to mention back on to one of the points that I was making was the fact that it's like women can still be able to do a lot of different things , and it's like it was awesome to be able to get a chance to see that in this movie .
But I also want to talk about this and I'm just going to be honest man , this is a whole joke that still goes on . I actually was literally earlier today was watching a reel with somebody was making a joke about this , where at this point old boy was falling for Mulan .
Was falling for Mulan , no , was falling for Ping , and he was unsure for a moment , but he was seeming like he was like shit . I guess , if I just like boys , I like boys . That's just what it is Found out . Mulan was a girl . He was pissed as hell .
That's a common anime trope too .
Yeah , I kind of sensed that too . When I was re-watching all the shit . I was like you know what ? This kind of reminds me of some shit that I was watching anime .
You sound like Rudy's gray rat . Be fair .
Mulan and Shun did not technically get together at the end of the movie .
Yeah , it was more like implied . But then that's why Mulan 2 happened , where , okay , let's make it more obvious that , okay , if they're gonna like get together , like yeah , but oh , you know what I love how it kind of broke the whole trope to where and they live happily ever , ever . No , fuck all that .
First of all , they had problems before they even got married .
So , well , not really problems , more like problems fabricated by mooshu and I'm gonna talk about mooshu a little bit more , but the whole point being is that they had that whole little spat and all that talk about oh , we're maybe we're a little too different , but you know , mooshu was kind of pulling the strings on that .
But aside from that , it kind of broke the whole tropes where you notice how all these disney princesses keep getting married off to someone that they just met .
In fact , frozen fucking mean doing that shit okay , so I actually have something to say about that and I paid attention go ahead , go ahead . I want to hear what you guys say so if you actually go through and re-watch a lot of the disney classics , there's only like maybe two that actually get married right away after meeting them .
If anything , disney has an issue of the princesses getting engaged right away , but we have no idea actually how much time between getting engaged and getting married happens . We always have a fade time skip yeah so it's like to be fair . None of the princesses get married right away to someone they just met .
Yeah , that's true . Cinderella 2 , we know they got married . We understood in that aspect and saw into that . Yeah , you're right , aurora , beauty and the Beast , they got engaged . We didn't see it ready .
There's a huge chunk of them where we don't even see the characters get married until a sequel or , in the case of aladdin , they had to get married in like the third or fourth movie yeah , it was like for the most part you just assume that they have like some sort of
¶ Relationship Dynamics and Mushu Analysis
relationship .
But with the first mulan it was more like implied that yeah , they uh . Well , at least shang was like more warming up to mulan , like seeing Her more of a woman rather Than a warrior . So he was like , oh bruh , even the Emperor was like you know , in His Chinese proverb type way .
He was like , hey , man , fly to her Like you don't see that kind of girl everyday . Every dynasty . Yeah , every dynasty , yeah , so .
I'm like .
I'm telling him br bro , if you don't get your red zone , shit bro , hurry up , man , if you don't step , somebody else will get your ass up . But I also wanted to mention one of the things I want to talk about as far as mulan , as far as like the mulan , too , with mushu .
I know we're gonna talk about mushu , so I'm not diving into this , but one of the things into it is that he didn't every problem he tried to create . They found a way around it . What wound up causing problems was when he pointed out issues they already had with each other . Every time he tried to create a problem , they wound up laughing it off .
They wound up being nothing towards it .
But when he started pushing those buttons I know you're thinking about this , I know you were doing this and it was like you know , I really am thinking about that and actually I am feeling a little insecure about that that's what problems really started happening and that's where his plan wound up becoming a success , because it was that point of like oh shit ,
you're right , like this is something that I had already thought about and you just brought it up to the top , and the biggest issue was Mulan and Shane would not talk about it Every time , that they would wait until they were upset . Then they'd blow up at each other . And that is a big problem for most people in relationships . I've dealt with that .
I've dealt with both situations in that Waiting until you're so upset that you blow up never works . As soon as you get those thoughts , you need to be able to talk to your partner . If you cannot talk to your partner about that , there's a problem and that's something you need to talk about .
Hey , every time I have thoughts , I don't feel comfortable trying to bring it up to you because I think something's going on or I think you're going to be upset and I just want to feel confident I can talk to you , that we can actually be partners together , type of thing . The other thing I also dealt with is a Mooshu .
We've all had that friend that's been friends with you for so long . But the minute you get in a relationship they're afraid of you letting them go . You know we always hung out . You were always hanging out with the boys , you was always hanging out with the girls and you got with so-and-so and now you ain't never got time for us , no more .
Bruh not gonna lie . It wasn't that she didn't have time for him . He just didn't want to lose his pedestal .
That's the literal aspect . I'm talking about the figurative aspect of what moosh was it would change everything .
And , bro , not gonna lie , I was in a position like a bunch of times with friends where it just felt like , oh , now that they're more focused on the relationship , they just don't have time for me .
And look , I'm not gonna even be petty about that part because , look , I even understand that when you're in a serious relationship , that relationship takes higher priority . I'm not even mad about that .
The whole idea is that sometimes it feels like , uh , when you're younger you just feel a little jaded about that until you realize , hey , man , like when you're in a serious relationship , you gotta understand that you need to , um , make sure that you have that in check . To where it's like you can't be one of those guys or one of those girls .
To where it's like you're always out with the boys or you're always out with the girls and your partner's gonna feel neglected and whatnot . And I don't know about y'all , but like , I'm pretty sure that some of y'all can kind of understand how , like Sometimes your partner is like , hey , man , you spent a little too much time with your friends .
Like , I just feel a little neglected . I'm like , yeah , my bad , I'm sorry , I'll do better . I get that , so I can't Be too salty , but at the same time I can't act Like I wasn't in that position too .
True . And then also Like with the literal aspect , as Lea Brett was talking about , in the . He wanted , he didn't want to lose his pedestal , because the pedestal can be figurative as far as , like you know , he was real close to mulan . He finally got that , you know , that honor of being the top of the family and felt like he was going to lose that .
And that could also be like in the literal sense as far as a job , like is your job more important than your family ? Type of thing , like he was willing to do whatever to make sure he kept what he had because it was good to him . This is what I meant , this is what I got can I ?
I mean kind of off topic but somewhat related . Um , this reminds me of that one episode of the simpson , you know , when homer uh was pretty much explaining how he pretty much keeps the job , that he has just to do it for , um , maggie , yeah , they're like you know that whole .
That one , mean , do it for her is like uh , remember you're here forever , but not do it for her . I'm like you know what I fuck with that . I'm with that , I get it . But yeah , um , let's go ahead and talk about mushu to a point to where I'm like I did like him . He was funny as a kid .
It was like dishonor you , dishonor your family , dishonor your cow .
Yo , I cannot with the name because I keep thinking about Rush Hour Carter . All he wanted was some Mooshu .
Can I talk about how , when Musu just met Mulan and he was like doing that whole Shadow puppetry type thing and he had the church organ music Going on , I was like , oh , I'm feeling this Scene right now . I was like you , just You've gone to church .
But , um . Yeah , okay , so I'm trying to see if there was something into this . Mushu the literal definition , like the literal meaning for it in chinese , is a stir-fried vegetables , egg and sometimes a meat or fish that's served and or wrapped in a thin pancake . Otherwise the character is known as just wood and necessary dang .
I was hoping there might be like some major meaning into this , but I don't think there really was much of a meaning to Mushu .
Now look it up on the flame dicks in there , just the same as .
Momo .
Just to kind of see . Let me see on that While I check out the game , y'all go ahead . Mushu was an awesome , funny-ass character . Honestly , from beginning to like second movie and I understand what people are like , god damn it .
I looked it up , I looked it up . I'm not saying it .
Dang you did already no . I don't think , I'm afraid . Hold on , it's weird , it's weird .
God damn it . I'm like what on it's ?
weird it's weird . I'm like what the fuck why we got to listen to something on Urban Dictionary why you got us doing this .
No , I got curious .
I'm like wait , man , let's listen to it real quick . No , no , the first definition on Urban Dictionary is the most badass little red dragon ever from the Disney movies Mulan and Mulan 2 . That's not what I pulled off , that's a fact . I'm not going into nothing else , you nasty ass .
I don't know what it say .
Let me look it up too .
Cuz Okay , urban Dictionary doesn't count for this Urban Dictionary said not no , Like I'm pretty sure he just said something just out of curiosity and didn't even know that he wound up sparking some shit . Pretty sure he just said something just out of curiosity and didn't even know that he wound up sparking some shit .
Y'all want to know what I pulled up Like . I literally Googled Mooshu Urban Dictionary and the first thing that pulled up was a fat person that likes to have sex with turtles and eat midges and also like to touch people's nipples regardless of their gender . What the fuck ?
I wasn't even going to say it , bro . I was just going to share the screen so y'all could see . So we can keep it off the record . I didn't think the audience needed to hear . And you know we're in a podcast .
So I'm like we're going to get walled either way .
True Musu from the Brussels version means acts of foreplay .
Someone who craves and usually gets attention . There you go .
You know what I'm done . Let's not , let's move on before y'all ruin Mooshu for me , you go a little bit further now .
Now we starting to get into Drake territory . Alright , move forward .
I got some Mooshu from your mom last night and it wasn't the kind you eat .
No , no , no .
Hey , hey .
If you keep scrolling down Urban Dictionary , you won't say that . You won't say that at all , whatsoever . I'm just going to tell you to scroll down and shut up . I love you , bro . Just keep scrolling and shut up . That's it . Don't even say nothing else about that .
Moving forward , Can I mention a difference between the cricket from the OG animation to cricket the character , the man in the live action . It's funny how they were making like oh he's a lucky bug and whatnot in the OG , but in the live action they made cricket into a man and this dude looks out like a motherfucker .
You're thinking you thought he would die at least twice in this film , but nah , ooh you lucky motherfucker .
So he's Domino ? Yeah , you said like Domino From like Marvel .
Oh yeah , yeah yeah , Like probability manipulation yeah kind of like that , Peter Quill he should have died .
Died . We're not talking about him , don't you do that . But um , I mean , crickets are considered luck in like in most asian cultures and honestly , even american culture has kind of been adapted over here . Seeing a cricket is supposed to be a sign of good luck or ladybug . Yeah . So it's like , uh , you know , you can kind of see into that .
It makes sense based onto that . You know , playing into that and stuff . But for me , I love , so I've never seen a live action . I've been one of those ones that I don't want to watch it . I feel like they changed too much , I feel like they're doing too damn much . I don't want to watch it .
You mean , until they made that bug and they turned him into an actual , into this shit .
fuck out , don't bring Mooshu up no more .
I feel like Tuck kept scrolling . I did , don't bring it up .
I went to page two .
Goddamn , you don't go to page two for this shit . It gets worse at page two . But um , what else I want to talk about ? Uh ?
can we talk about the dudes ? Because we didn't give a chance to give them no highlight , like yeah , I was gonna get to them , but I was like trying to angle it .
Okay , let's talk about y'all xian po and link , but keep in mind , in the live action , uh , xian po was just shortened to po . Not gonna lie , all these dudes look the fucking same in the live action . Not being racist , but they almost look the fucking same .
Aside from maybe like long hair and shit . You gonna hit him with a disclaimer not being racist .
I'm like whoa , whoa , hold on . You're like wait a minute , don't misinterpret what I'm saying . But not gonna lie , I want to say that the guys in the live action didn't have a whole lot of personality that stuck out really . It just , if anything . It's more like all the guys in the army was just literally the same person , personality wise .
Uh , they didn't really stand out per se other than you know . They were like buddy buddy well , not immediately with um Mulan , but like same way how it turns out in the OG , to where eventually they warm up to him . But , unlike in the OG , they just were like bland , they were just kind of there .
Go ahead . I feel like that is more how an actual in Asian cultures their army was . It's like you're all meant to be the same sort of thing .
At least that's what it seems like that's most modern military , that's most military . I think that was what was seems like oh , that's most modern military , that's most military . Like I think that was , uh , what was it ? Tiller the hun ? I think was one where he really like put that together .
As far as the fact that , like we need to stop , like you actually need to act as a unit per se if not until then , probably more so like with , uh , like greek culture and Roman culture , where it was like having just warriors go about doing whatever versus having them as a unit group .
Having them focus together winds up winning the fight easier versus just everyone scattered around doing fucking whatever . Like having that one single unit . So I could see what you mean on that .
And also like in the original , that also was sort of I mean , aside from our main group , the rest of the soldiers , I mean Exactly , they're all the same , so it's like the others . They were just different because they needed some side characters .
Right so . But let's talk about the OG versions of them , like see , that's why I say that , because they needed some side characters , right so ? But let's talk about the OG versions of them , like see , that's why I say that with Mulan
¶ Romantic Relationships in Mulan 2
2 . As a relationship driven narrative , it's not bad when you consider that At least Yao Champo and Ling Like get together with the princess , you know like courting them and what not , and it was cute , like not gonna lie .
Um , it's like yeah , they got a girl worth fighting for now I want to talk about the fact that they got the perfect match . Like literally everything that they said in the first movie was what them princesses were like .
Poe said he wanted to be , he wanted a girl that could cook some delicious ass food and be and showing up , the princess is like oh , I love to cook , I love to feed you , I would love to feed you . And he was like you're perfect for me , holy shit .
Ah , yes , may with Yao Sue with Jampo and Ting Ting with Ling .
I just I love when the cart crashed and stuff and they're like , oh , I'll save this , and she's like I'll save the food , and he's like I'll save you .
He got his priorities right . At that point he was like , oh no , the food she's . Like I'll save the food . I'm gonna save you . You are the right one for me .
Oh , can I also mention in the first film , where you know the battle in the snow mountains , how like they are , the avalanche and all that shit , and Mushu made that joke to where oh sure , save the horse .
Also I do want to mention , like how Ling mentioned about the faces , that wonder girl Well , he mentioned paler than the moon , which is , you know , obviously the makeup .
But he mentioned about eyes that shine like stars and I really like that , like every single aspect that they mentioned , like even with yao girl that marvel at a string literally each of the princesses fit those perfectly . Like girl literally looked at yao and was like , oh , you're so strong , I like that .
And then , like ling , when he , as soon as he saw girl , he was like your , like , you could see literally her eyes sparkle the animator's excellent job in keeping that continuity that it actually sparkled like a Star Wars moment when he first saw her . Hey , check this out .
Can I say that I liked Ling and Ting Ting's arm relationship Because you know how Ling just want a girl that has a sense of humor and he found that girl . Ling just want a girl that has a sense of humor and he found that girl .
But the thing was I like how in the beginning she was just kind of being reluctant Because you know she had a laugh that she didn't like , but I don't know , it was all right , it was kind of cute , like I know it's like a bunch of snorting , but it was fine . And Ling was like oh well , you got a cute laugh and I'm .
I thought you didn't have a sense of humor . Oh , you think I didn't . And then she just sticks a bunch of chopsticks in her nose and just makes Ling laugh . But the whole point being is that in the beginning she was kind of reluctant to laugh because you know she was feeling insecure about her own laugh .
But you can kind of tell that she wanted to laugh but she just couldn't . But she just couldn't . And I just knew in that moment If I was Ling I would be pulling the Steve Urkel . Be like , I'm wearing you down , baby , I'm wearing you down . I know you want to laugh .
And she also did want to mention , towards the beginning of the movie , the fact that she was like we're princesses , we have to act a certain Kind of way . We have to act in court .
So none of them could be who they wanted to be , personality-wise , they had to just play the role of princess , because that's what they're supposed to do , that's just what it is , type of thing . So finding someone .
That song together was so good too .
Oh yeah .
And I looked it up . It's a clause in Eddie Murphy's contract For doing Shrek 2 in 2004 Forbade him from reprising his role Of Mushu .
Ah , gotcha Stupid Dreamworks .
Dumbass why I can't just be hogging Actors like that .
That's what I'm saying hey , you know what's crazy ? When I did the shaolin showdown um review , it reminds me of how the main reason why a whole bunch of the original cast got recasted was because the production of shaolin chronicles was taking place in canada and you have to have citizenship in canada in order to actually work there .
So all those people , um , that was like raymundo , uh , kimiko , and all them like , yeah , they had to be recasted . The only ones that didn't get recast is tara strong and jennifer hill , who was only and katinape respectively . Uh , everybody else had to get like different voices or some of the same voice athletes more .
Oh , you just gotta have to put in more work and be like more voices than just one yeah , maybe like that .
No wonder I hated shaolin chronicles . I wish I was , oh well there was more than that .
It's like bro . Shaolin chronicles just feel like a bastardization compared to shaolin showdown oh , that's true garbage .
I feel like that . And I compared to Shaolin Shodown oh , that's a little garbage . I feel like I really wish I could have been on that review . But for real , you already know I absolutely hate Shaolin Chronicles . I clicked on that shit on Amazon Prime by mistake , thinking I'm like , oh , shaolin Shodown , my kids are going to love this Shaolin Chronicles .
I'm like who the fuck is this ? Who's this new character ? What is going on ? I'm like , okay , well , let me just give literally only with glasses . That's it and absolute garbage , like it's just straight up absolute garbage . Shingon who out of nowhere .
Sorry , that's a whole thing for another time , my bad , but um , the only other thing I wanted to mention because , again , I've never seen the live action . So I'm getting new information about live action from you guys and it's just reiterating to me why it is I don't want to watch it . Just going to be honest .
You need to watch it . It's good .
It's not bad for real .
It ain't the original , but it's great . I like it .
I'm not interested in my time Look .
I'm going to be honest with you , I'm not interested in watching .
I'm not interested in watching Crouching Tiger hit Mulan , like that's just not what I'm looking for per se .
I just wanted some music , but hey man , the action though , bro , I'm not gonna lie , sometimes the action scene was like not bad . How can I put this ?
I think , while it's boring , that doesn't mean it's good .
Yeah , they could have put some synth in it or something for the music in the background .
Well , that's the thing .
They kind of did it , but only like four times yeah , and it was um reflection , but uh , like it was it was good it was . It wasn't a bad movie if you're not thinking of it as mulan , but since that's what they , you know they marketed it as they marketed it as mulan . It is not it .
Yeah , okay and and I will say it's like from what I've heard it , compared to the original disney mulan , it's not that great and that's the thing apparently it deviates quite a lot . Yes , in respect to the original , very much so and that's completely missing the point and that's the thing .
Um , on its own . That's why I was thinking that was my whole mindset when I watched the live action . Like take , don't think of it as a live action , move on . Just does it stand as on its own , as a movie ? Just yeah , and that's what .
I watched it with that mindset as well and , yeah , it's not a bad movie that way , but I think it's fair , but that doesn't mean it doesn't deserve ire when it's marketed as disney's move on yeah right , because it was definitely not that that's definitely the thing for me .
I'm like , if you market something as this , that's what I'm going to judge it as like , like um , that's like , okay , I know this is like the worst example , but that's like how a lot of people are feeling about velma at this point to where like , hey , man , if you just made your own fucking thing , it probably would have been not bad .
But the fact that you are pretty much borrowing an ip just to tell a narrative , that's pretty much a bastardization of the ? Um , not only the franchise , but , man , this show wants to be riverdale so fucking bad . It wants to be south park so fucking bad . It wants to be family guys so fucking bad .
But it just does not work and you try and you wind up tarnishing a name in that justice . Yeah . So yeah , I get that . I should have a question . Does anybody have like history on the original mulan , like the actual original story ? I know every disney movie . The original story is dark as fuck I have some on mulan .
It's the original story , but the problem is , is mulan is one of those fables where there is a million and one localized versions of it , exactly like some of them , you know , she ends up as his concubine , like she's forced to be his concubine .
Others . It's like some of them , you know , she ends up as his concubine , like she's forced to be his concubine . Others it's like she's just accepted as a general .
Yeah um , all I know is that there is like a saying from the original myth that they tried to incorporate into the movie but they failed so hard on .
It has been to do with rabbits and it's the whole concept of when a male and female rabbit are sitting next to each other , you can very easily tell which one is which , but when they run together , you can't tell anymore . They're equals in that moment .
And the problem with the live action is they completely reverse the moral by having Mulan state the females running faster , like the whole point is that when the rabbits are running you can't tell . It's the whole idea that when you're on the battlefield it doesn't matter if you're male or female , you are a warrior right and you know what ?
that's what that would . That would be my main criticism with the live actions where , like I was saying earlier , with the og , at least move on in the og , then try to overshadow everybody else and the live action that's the problem that I was getting where it just felt like mmm , it just sounds like she is just a super capable warrior .
Meanwhile everybody else is kind of like there literally like in the original animated movies .
She purposely is hiding away , trying to blend in on purpose , because if she gets caught it's a problem . But it's because , again , I haven't watched it . But the way you're making it sound is if she was purposely trying to overshadow everybody else by trying to make herself better than everybody else or portray herself that way . Is that what ?
happened Side tangent . That is a huge issue with modern storytelling when it comes to quote-unquote girl power , and I hate it , especially as a girl it's like the original one uh , both the original fable and the disney version .
It's like as an inspirational character , or way better than the live action one , for the pure fact that she didn't start out as perfect . We had to literally work hard and be smarter in order to succeed , and it's like that is much more powerful a story for someone to look up to than I was perfect the day I was born .
That's the thing . That's why you can't say that the og mulan isn't . You can't say that she was a mary sue , because she sucked at um archery and all the other shit and she had to help that whole training montage with be a man playing in the background to where .
I'm like she wasn't that good at first but then she was determined to um restore honor to the family name and to make sure that she keeps her um cover covered . So she had to , like actually put in the work and like , uh , climb up that pole to get the arrow down and all the other shit . Um , yeah , like she had to actually earn her legend status .
Versus with the live action it just kind of seemed like because , oh , we already seen the original like 20 years ago , so you pretty much know how it's gonna play out , so we might as well just make it sound like she's even more capable than she was in yo g .
I'm like , no , no , you're just ruining the illusion now yeah , and my thing is that having to work to be better is a moral that it's like again , milan often falls into the you know girl power , but you know girl boss stuff . But it's like having to work to be better is something that's like that does not matter to me .
It feels more human that way .
Exactly , it's like that is a human story , that is the human condition , yeah .
That's the whole thing . That's my main thing . I got absolutely nothing against girl power . The main thing is when it just seems like you're overcompensating for something . That's why I don't like . I'm like it's okay to be a little human . You can make some mistakes , as long as it's not fatal mistakes . You know what I mean ? I don't know .
I just think that With the live action , it's not bad , but it's also not like brilliant , like the og move on . In my personal opinion , same thing with move on to , once again , not bad , but honestly , the og move on , just did so many things great .
Uh , oh , can I mention , like this one minor detail where I kind of like that one part where Sean Yu and his men like captured two messengers and it was like , oh , tell the emperor that we're coming for him . And then the two men ran away . And then Sean Yu was like , hey , quick question , how many men does it take to deliver a message ?
And then the archer was like hey , quick question , how many men did the Tate deliver a message ? And then the RJ was like one .
That was such a badass scene , bro . I do have to say I don't think I made enough of a point yet . I don't think them niggas is running fast enough . Can I also mention , look ?
No , no , that was one of those let the streets know kind of moment .
I mean business , I mean Sean you . He's a tiller done . That's literally supposed to be . Literally , that dude was ruthless . Honestly , that was that's . The only thing that was probably inaccurate was that he actually left no survivors .
Literally , you heard the word of it when people went to traverse and found a destroyed town , like when the army found a destroyed town and everything burned to the ground . That's when people knew Sean Yu was there . Well , that's when people knew Attila the Hun was there . He left no survivors . He didn't believe in a prisoner thing .
That was not their whole thing whatsoever . There was no prisoners at all .
Right and weird detail . I kind of like the fact that this dude had , like the black eyes With the yellowish Irises and what not . It was like he was on some modding boo Type shit , but Everybody else had regular eyes . I'm like that's a weird detail but I'm like I kind of like it . I don't know , it just makes them more villainous that way .
Honestly , yes , that animation design was scary as shit . Like anytime you see a bit like when you see villain eyes , that's usually what you imagine is that that negative eye where instead of you having a color iris with a white background , you have a pure black like eye with the like whether gold or red or something iris .
You start seeing that in other shows , like other villains start having that shit . You're just like holy shit , like they're absolutely oh you feel different . Yeah , it's like you can see it in their eyes . Yeah , obviously , like that shit's scary as fuck . You mean , honestly , my favorite scene in the first movie is you missed ? How could you miss ?
He was literally three feet in front of you .
But no , it was like no , no , no , that's not who I'm aiming at . Nah , she's trying to take out the whole fucking army . That's some strategy type shit . That's why I'm saying like Mulan , you got some respect point for me , because , like you didn't just go for , um , just the one guy , you went for the whole army .
Honestly , my only thing about that is the fact that that's a very big suicidal mission too , because her doing that meant , okay , we about to lose this . Is it Um mission too , because her doing that meant okay , we about to lose this .
Is it um , everybody's about to die at this point , like that was not just taking down his army , that was taking down all your men , and they had no idea what the fuck was happening . They just knew a giant fucking avalanche was coming down .
I don't know , I I get it , but at the same time I'm like if I survived that , I'd be like man , fuck that , I'm about to beat her ass .
Hey , listen , difference between that fight and the fight in the live action . To where , okay , the bad guys had , like these flaming catapults launching at the enemy , at the main guys . Our team , blah blah , blah and Mulan , had this idea Alright , let me grab some helmets and show up behind them .
I'm gonna place the helmet on some rocks to make them seem like , oh , the enemy's behind us , but they're just shooting helmets . But , uh , as soon as she , um , tricked them long enough to where , like , oh , open fire that way , and then pretty much she tricked the bad guys into using their own weapons against them .
To where the catapult launched at the snow mountains , created the avalanche . And I noticed how muon put her hand down , wait for the rumble , and I was like , oh shit , avalanche get up out of there I was like this girl is that was kind of smart . And I was like hmm , that's once again that strategist type shit that I kind of like .
But it was like for your first battle , you , that was very into , I liked it . I don't know best way I could , but I kind of like that detail to where it's like , yeah , uh , let me check to see if that that's gonna create avalanche and then pull back . But um , then she had to fight with the witch and blah blah and all that .
Um , y'all got anything else y'all want to add on ? Anything at all ?
Nah , I think I'm good , but I am curious . You've been quiet for a minute , you good bruh .
Yeah , I'm good , bruh , don't worry , I'm most definitely good . Y'all making the point that I was really going to make , so y'all fine , most definitely .
Gotcha .
Since we .
Nah go ahead .
First off , I would just like to point out A YouTuber I had found who reviewed both the original or the animated Mulan's and the live action . And she is an actual Chinese individual , nevermind Not how to pronounce her first name , but First name is spelled X-I-R-A-N , so I'm not sure how to pronounce it .
I'm not sure , but she does a great job pointing out the things that are culturally right and wrong with both films , and take it as you will . When it comes to live action versus the animated , um , she said , though , the animated one is more accurate . The animated or the live action is more accurate , but the animated one is more culturally sensitive .
Right , like , for instance , main well , not the main difference . But first giveaway is that in the animated version , mulan's name is Fa Mulan and this one her name is Kwa Mulan , which is Fa Mulan , and this one her name is Kwa Mulan , which is the Accurate name Right . So for the most part , yeah .
That's why I'm saying , like For the live action , hold on , it deserves some credit for doing some Things right . But there were some deviations that I didn't like about the live action .
And then one other thing I want to say . There were some deviations that I didn't like about the live action . And then one other thing I want to say , just because I find it very amusing , is , in my experience , if you have a large crowd of people , if you play if you play , make a man out of you . I swear every girl in the room will sing it .
Versus if you play Barbie girl , every guy is going to sing it and I don't know why .
I've done this many times and it's happening and I sing both of them oh yeah , no , I'm not saying , both groups won't sing both but it's like the girls sing make a man out of you so much louder and guys sing Barbie girl so much louder , and I don't know why , and I find it hilarious .
I've done it a lot of times and it so much louder and I don't know why , and I find it hilarious . It's hilarious .
I've done it a lot of times and it's funny and it happens every time .
I'm a Barbie girl In a Barbie world .
Wrapped in plastic . It's fantastic .
You can brush my hair .
They just be singing it all night and I'm like , bro , why ? Honestly , I don't like the song for two reasons one because of fact , like it was already aggravating me when I was a kid . The second , as I became a dad of a father and I listened to the lyrics . I don't like that shit , bro . Like that's not a .
It does not make me feel , it does not make me feel like , oh yeah , my daughter can sing this confidently . I'm like nah , bro , this is this a trash ass song . The fuck , bro . Like it's just me , though . I hate the song . As a dad , as a dad of a daughter , I hate the song . Now . I just , I just do because I know the lyrics the ?
um , I'm not a fan of the song , it's just more like I kind of get what they were saying . How , um the guys were singing Barbie World for some reason . It's like the irony of it all just makes it funny , whereas like you would think that it was going to be singing make a man out of you , but it was like the irony of it all just makes it funny .
Yeah , just like a bunch of girls in the room saying be a man and then a bunch of guys in the room saying I'm a Barbie girl . It's hilarious .
I love it .
Every time .
The Be A man song is iconic . But you know , obviously we talk about the sensitivities and things and that too , obviously . But I like the lyrics into Be A man and obviously not to get to the point I'm going to make a man out of you type .
They obviously becomes a whole thing in itself too , oh but real quick , koki , you have to kind of like how can I mention how ? I like how , when they were doing the whole montage and uh , mulan was fucking up and shane just grabbed that fucking on staff promo like mr I'll make a man , and then Moosey was like ready to throw hands out .
I'm like man Moosey you better sit down before he fucking make you into a belt .
You know what songs always slap , no matter what the Pokemon theme song and the Arthur theme song yeah , I say hey , hey , what a wonderful time today .
Honestly , that's the most chill thing . My kids love Arthur too .
It's that library card song .
True , but it's also one of those ones Like it's the most chill . This is what people really hope when they listen to Bob Marley . They be like , oh , it's the most chill , it's a wonderful kind of day . It's like , yeah , I get that . It's like laughing yeah , I get that it's like that one song to where .
You know what today's such a good day . It's like it's a day off , it's beautiful weather , you know what . I just feel like going outside and just strolling , like I would like straight up walk to the um store , just take in the sun , take in the slice . I'm like just be doing the fucking walk too , like just I said .
True , it was Mr Ratburn . He had that song about homework . Bro , I'm so mad about that song .
Man , let me tell you , like , I don't mind tests , I don't mind quizzes , but if you give me homework , that shit's not going to be done . True , I was that student .
But I wanted to mention , as far as I guess , I like the lyrics , I like the one particular section In Be A man Must be swift as a coursing river and it's one of those ones when you start listening those indebted meetings into that , because a coursing river is not necessarily sweet , it's not swift . Like being swift is being able to be speedy and accurate .
A coursing river is a damn near broken river , like that shit is going everywhere left , right , tossing , turning . It's a rapid and it like hearing that open , that , those absolute mix-ups on some things . Swift as a coursing river must be great as a great typhoon With the strength of a great typhoon .
Yeah , and a typhoon Must be swift as a coursing river , with all the force , with all the force of a great typhoon .
Great typhoon . Just like typhoons is like immensely strong , being able to take up anything and everything at that point .
Here he is , at the dark side of the raging fire .
Yeah , that's my joint .
Force of a great typhoon . I said , with all the Wait , what did you say ? The weather . Raging fire , because now my brain can't . Force of a great typhoon .
I said , with all the wait , what you said the raging fire , because now my brain can't that's the coursing river , with all the force of a great typhoon , with all the strength of a raging fire , mysterious as the dark side of the moon and the funniest thing about strength of a raging fire raging fire strength is uncontrolled like .
It is absolutely unhinged . Like when you really look into those lyrics , understand that those lyrics is telling you to be the pretty much a wild , uncontrollable beast in this and it's like the perfect like I think you , like you had mentioned jb is like grateful workout song .
It's like I'm a beast , I'm uncontrollable , I'm all this like it's like it's that one thing I , bro , I shit you , not you on that failure set and you's like , oh man , I don't think I can do it . And it's like you hear that song in your head like , oh , I'm going to do it motherfucker , I'm going to try .
And might I point out the number one song , and it's a diss to Drake . Oh , excuse me .
Not only that , remember I also had I had already shared before the fact that not only Is it number one , he also Took the spot , took the Spotify Trophy from Drake specifically with Drake's song literally was the most streamed in one Day , was a Girls Want Girls , and he wound up stealing that trophy from him from that exact same song as well .
When he came out with Push Ups . In Push Ups he said that I gave you your number one song . You'll never have a number one song . Bruh , what it did not age well .
Yeah , and ever since the Rap civil war everybody was like you know what his shit was so good ? I'm gonna listen to the whole discography because , um , his earlier work was getting numbers recently . It's like a surge ever since that rap civil war .
So , if anything , it's like while drake's career might be on just about over , it's almost like you pretty much just accelerated on kids you got me distracted .
I was trying to mention about , though anyway , mysterious because they didn't know . I was just saying either way , the lyrics was just pretty much being like you were supposed to be unhinged and it was . It's hilarious .
One of those ones is like the lyrics don't tell you to be in control , and that's one of the biggest things in understanding how that song progresses forward is teaching you how to be . It teaches you how to be in the military , giving you that pump up into stuff . I'm gonna make a man out of you .
And that's a great song that it also really touches , based on what it really means to be a man per se , because the biggest issue right now for most men is control , and that song gets you all hyped up , but the song does not tell you to have control of anything . It's telling you to let loose .
It's telling you to let it all out per se and but as a guy you can't actually do that in society .
You let , you , let it all out like an anime world . That might be all fine and dandy , but in real life , no , yeah , like you know , you gotta have some .
You have to have a bit of control , a bit of control and understanding on stuff . So it's a great thing to understand , like that song at the beginning telling you to let loose out , like push out like you gotta like let loose , you gotta let yourself be unhinged , you gotta push it out there because you need that for time of war . War is no control .
There's no control anymore . You're trying to create a control but the only way to win a war unfortunately involves mass casualties . That's just how it works . So it's one of those songs . It's like it's a big bop . People love it . It's an excellent hit when you really understand it . That song does not teach you control .
It teaches you to be unhinged , but then you also have that mental understanding that I'm going to do all this and still have control of myself . The song doesn't teach you that .
That's something that you build as you understand , but you also build that throughout the movie as you're watching like everyone grow can I mention that in mulan 2 in the beginning , to where mulan talked about uh , balance with opposites , to where , yeah , uh , you were thinking like with all those examples , this just shows that you need to be unhinged , but it was
supposed to be about control .
It's more like um , that's like me saying that um , fighting with anger in your heart will just make you a sloppy um fighter , but at the same time , it's like you have to find that sweet spot of concentrated rage to where it's like you're fighting harder , like you're hitting harder , but at the same time you're keeping your mentality to where essentially , think of
it like Ultra Instinct Goku to where it's like you can't lose control , otherwise Ultra Instinct is not going to work very well for you actually I would also go for , like Beast Gohan , but I don't want to spoil that chapter .
But that was like what he specifically mentioned is reaching that point of my breaking point without breaking . That's how he beast mode person , well nicknamed beast mode , thanks to go 10 and trunks , of course , but still , but that's how he wanted to reach in that form per se . Is that ? Yeah , that reaching that .
I'm near my breaking point , but I'm never going to allow myself to break , but I'm controlling everything that I have .
So yeah , a quick question , uh , because originally , like there was like a original version of but whole point being like , would you have preferred final go hunt or a beast go hunt , or do you think there that was a good move ?
Because , um , at first , like when it was like teased , they were saying like , oh , this form is going to be called final gohan and I'm like I don't kind of like the sound of that because that just implies that that's as high as he can go , but beast gohan , I'm like I don't think that's a much of it .
I'm no , no , because you gotta think about gohan's uh , whole history , to where , um , he always had an explosive anger , but it just only at rare times did that anger let out . So gohan is like a perfect example of this , to where it's like he's the main one , to where , um , he don't like fighting . But what can I say ?
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Before we close this out , callie Heikheisen is coming back to the podcast to talk about Mulan . How you been doing , callie , it's been a while um , it has been a while .
I've been pretty busy starting my new job as a therapist um still doing , of course , still doing the mom thing and getting used to that . So now I'm a working mom and just trying to balance , you know that , with being a weeb , being a nerd , just all of that fun stuff . But I'm excited to talk about Mulan today .
Gotcha , and it's to my impression that this is one of those movies where you were really loving Mulan , and I kind of get that because you know the whole Asian heritage type thing .
So um tell me um what .
What is it that you love about Mulan ?
So you kind of hit the nail right on the head with um , with the previous , like Disney princesses and I know that there's a whole lot of um controversy about whether or not Mulan is a Disney princess , cause she's not technically a princess . She was blah blah , blah blah by the emperor . Whatever she's in the official Disney princess lineup , so she's a princess .
I'm leaving it at that . That is my opinion . Um so all of the other princesses , I think the only time that there was a different princess of color was , I believe , jasmine , because Mulan came out in 1999 . I remember that specifically . And , yeah , I do have some Asian heritage . I'm not Chinese like how Mulan is , but I am part Japanese .
So it was nice . Yeah , that's why I said Asian heritage , because I was like , okay , hold on , I know better . But at the same time , like you know , no , yeah , you're fine .
I mean , a lot of people think that at first , as long as somebody actually acknowledges it because I'm , it's really interesting with me if , if somebody's looking at me , if there's somebody who's , if it's a white person looking at me , they can usually tell that they're like there's something else in there . You're like part something , aren't you ?
But then if I'm talking to a , uh , an , as they're like , you look a little bit different , but you're definitely mostly white , aren't you ?
So it's funny to see the kind of like dichotomy of like whoever's looking at me , and if it's somebody of any other person of color , like a black person or a Hispanic person or something like that , it's just another mixed bag . But the first time that I saw mulan I was like , oh my gosh , this is somebody I can kind of relate to .
Again , she is chinese , I'm part japanese , so there's a little bit of a difference there , um , but I was just super excited because she reminded me of me . So mulan , along with everything , has a special place in my heart because it finally felt that at least part of my heritage was um , was represented on screen and just a little tidbit , and this is a .
I guess it's not too much of a secret .
Mulan also has a special place in my heart because when I was five years old , when Mulan came out in 99 , there's a part where she takes a sword and she cuts off part of her hair with the hair to , you know , make it short , so she looks like a soldier , she looks more boyish , that sort of thing , and I wanted to be just like mulan .
So little five-year-old callie grabbed a pair of scissors and cut off at least a good four inches of her hair and walked up to her mommy and said mommy , look , I'm like mulan . And then my mom screamed and said Mommy , look , I'm like Mulan . And then my mom screamed and said what did you do to your hair ?
So that's one of the few times I've cut off a pretty good amount of my hair . So Mulan is also fully imprinted in my brain because of that . So I cut my hair because Mulan did it and I thought it was the coolest fucking thing I'd ever seen , especially doing it with a sword . But I only had a pair of scissors , so I couldn't be as cool , obviously .
But that makes me think . Did Mulan start the whole Haircut Transformation trope that's been going on Lately ?
You know how Characters like Sakura from Naruto and other characters , it seems like they will have long hair at first , but then , as soon as they have like this , uh , emotional or mental , um epiphany or catharsis or whatnot , it's like this they have this arc and then , next thing you know this like they come out stronger than ever and they , you know , like cut
their hair . You know , I kept them more . Which way , like at first . You know she had like longer hair at first , but then , of course , she had to cut it . But I mean , it's like symbolic , essentially , yeah , that's what I was going for .
That's what it is , because a lot of um , a lot of women will do that too , like , especially with , if a woman's coming out of like a long-term relationship or something like that it's one of those things where she wants to like reinvent herself or change herself .
I'm not saying every single woman does this but I'm sorry , but I got to point out the part where I at first I didn't get it at first , but the whole trope to where sometimes women will dye their hair red after a really bad breakup .
I'm like at first I was like I didn't , I thought it was like just a thing , but then I heard something going around and I'm like , oh , I know what happened . It's it's .
It's either dyeing your hair red or just chopping it off . Those are the . Those are the main things . So that's why I feel like it's really symbolic , at least for women and that sort of thing . I don't think . Excuse me , as far as I know , dudes don't really do anything like that , but that's the main thing .
Mulan had more of a reason and that sort of thing , she was chopping off her hair so she could blend in with the rest of the soldiers because everybody's hair was in a top knot or a reason in that sort of way , she was chopping off her hair so she could blend in with the rest of the soldiers because , um , you know , everybody's hair was like in a top
knot or a bun , that sort of thing . Um , so yeah , so milan meant a lot to me in terms of like representation and being able to see somebody , like I said , who looks like me on the screen . And now they're starting to branch out , which , by the way , I'm still hoping that disney decides to circle back to asian culture .
I mean , we got raya with the dragon , but I'd love to see the tail of the bamboo cutter put into disney , um , so that there's more like , uh , an actual , like japanese representation , that sort of thing you know I would love that I was gonna do a full review on it but I was thinking like and maybe not , it's not that big with you , but you know what ,
now that got you on the podcast ?
um , can you tell me real quick what were your thoughts on turning red ?
oh , um , you want me to go ahead and talk about it ?
it's a little bit real quick um .
so again , turning red has to do with more chinese culture , but the fact that it was a pixar movie , which , of course , is affiliated with disney , um I I mean the the latest generation of Disney slash Pixar movies is all about dealing with emotions , like female protagonists going through some sort of like change or some sort of like emotional journey , and also
generational trauma or just generational issues , and so that's one of the things that she was dealing with with her mom . May was dealing with dealing with her mom in the movie and learning how to deal with herself . A lot of people thought that it was more of a , an analogy of like puberty whatever I I .
I guess I can see that , but I'd rather stick to the fact that it's a mystical Red panda sort of issue . But I also Really Sorry , go ahead .
Yeah , I got that analogy , but when I actually watched it I felt like it was more like One of those things where it felt like in context to me , to where it was more like those movies , to where you see , like in context to me , to where it was more like those movies , to where you see the parents apologizing to the child for putting too much pressure on
them and whatnot , and ? then I thought it was like okay , I like that , I actually like that . You thought it was like one analogy , but it's like , in other words , it's like more like by the end of the movie you realize it was more about generational healing .
Yes , absolutely . That's exactly what Turning River was mostly about . Like I said , dealing with issues with her mom and then also just being a teenage girl dealing with her friends and stuff and wanting to go see a boy band , that sort of cute thing .
But we know that the overarching thing was her um talking with her mom , because it seemed like her mom was also dealing with the same thing and so she had to deal with issues of that from her mom and so it is just that big issue or , excuse me , the big issue is not the right word I'm looking for the big theme of generational healing .
Like , like I said , with that , with Encanto , a lot of the um , a lot of the uh people of color stories that Disney started to try to tell us is starting to do a lot more of that with the generational healing , which is really refreshing because , just from observations and stuff like that , that's what a lot of cultures deal with .
I mean , people have heard that Asian families are very strict on their kids to do well in school , that sort of thing become doctors , lawyers , etc . Etc . But it's also because they just want to make sure that they're succeeding in life so they don't have to worry about them later on and also maybe they can take care of them when they get older .
So not to say that being pressured and stuff like that into getting good grades is not traumatic in and of itself . Of course you just have to be kind of gentle with that sort of thing . But I mean , that's where the whole stereotype of being uh I think the term is a tiger mom or a dragon mom .
Yeah , no , you had it on tiger mom yeah , so I mean , and it's usually the , the moms that are like that .
Of course dads can be also , can also pressure as well , but their stereotype is being a tiger mom , that sort of thing , a dragon lady , something else , my bad I mean dragon lady sounds new to me but I believe it I think that's an entirely different issue but no , you know what .
You just remind me of something . Uh , I want to say it was the worst case in the live action . But let's talk about the matchmaker moment because , like it happened , the live at the first in the movie , the first movie . It happened in the first movie and then it happened again . The live action .
But the way they make it happened in the first movie and then it happened again in the live action . But the way they make it sound like Mulan had to be like this perfect girl for this man that's gonna marry them off and pretty much extend the bloodline and all that .
And you know Mulan , whether it's the animated or the live action , you can tell that she's built different to where you just can't hook her up with just any type of dude , which is kind of a shame to where , in a sense , they kind of sort of in the live action , it kind of sort of thing that , oh , he's going to hook up with the guy .
I was like , eh , it's less evident in the live action , but then again I'm not even mad about that because I'm going to get into that later . But essentially I'm saying that with Mulan , the first movie , uh , go to , of course , mulan 2 . People said that it wasn't that good , but hear me out , I think Mulan 2 is great as a relationship-driven narrative .
Oh yeah , I would agree .
We didn't get it that much in the first movie , so in the second one we flesh out the relationship between Mulan and Shang and also with Xian Po , yao and Ling and their relationship with the three princesses , and how the A plot and the B plot are similar and it just culminates at the final act and whatnot .
Yeah , I like the relationship-driven narrative of the second . So , yeah , it may not be as good as the first but it's still good . It's like you just gotta see it in a different aspect , to where like think of it like a relationship-driven narrative .
I's like you just gotta see it in a different aspect , to where like think of it like a relationship driven narrative and I'm like , okay , well , it just kind of adds on to what the first movie left out on . So cool , cool , cool . And then the live action . Okay , the live action did things differently , but it wasn't bad .
It was good on its own merit , even though , in actuality , yeah , like some people were saying that the live-action version of Mulan is more accurate to the actual legend , which is true because , first of all , in the animated version , I was saying to the other people that it was Fa Mulan in the animated version , but in the live action it's Hua Mulan , which is
more accurate to the actual legend and based on the battles and all that that happened in the live action . I can kind of imagine that happening , more so than what happened in the animated version . But of course the animated version is going to be good because you know you have things like Mushu with his comedic beats and man .
Let me tell you Mushu first of all , he I didn't realize that with Mushu I still like him , but he's kind of a dick to where in both movies that he was in , he pretty much was making things better , slash worse , kind of like a golem situation from Lord of the Rings .
He was making things better , slash worse for the sake of keeping his job , and I'm like that's kind of selfish , bro , your heart is kind of in the right place , but that's kind of selfish , bro , your heart's kind of in the right place , but that's kind of a selfish motive .
Though I'm sorry , but you know , like child brain versus adult brain , I'm like child brain probably let that slide . Adult brain's like nah , I'm on your ass about that . You did kind of fuck over Mulan just over a job and Mulan got on his case about that too .
He was like you mean to tell me that you were trying to break me and Shang up just so you can keep your job ? And I was like , well damn , when you put it like that , it made me feel kind of like an asshole . I'm like you should feel like an asshole , but um , yeah .
So what were your thoughts on the first animated movie , since we're gonna do it like movie by movie ?
so it is like you said , it is pretty goaded . Um , like I said , mulan I feel like has the best soundtrack of a lot of the Disney princess films . Some people might feel that way now about Frozen , but there are times where I could probably just sing every single word of each of the Mulan songs .
It's one of the interesting things too , that in the original animated film songs , it's one of the interesting things too that in the original animated film that I think it's probably like a well-known fact now .
But one of the things that people figured out is like , after they do the We'll Bring Honor to Us All and not that one , I'm sorry , a Girl With Fighting For excuse me , it was the song cuts off right when they're running into like the village and stuff like that everybody's been killed and stuff by the Huns , and after that there's no more singing because
instead of it being like a nice light-hearted sort of things like oh , this is serious , like people , people are dead . Um , and a lot of people were saying that once you know she picked up that little doll with the black hair , like the button eyes and everything that for everybody else they had a girl worth fighting for , that sort of thing .
A girl said they were waiting , that they were going to go back and marry that sort of thing . Um , but for mulan , the girl she was fighting for was the girl who had that doll .
Um , so , like I said , there's just like a big how do I put into words the first move on movie covers , a lot of , like I said , of all the singing and everything , all of this great reflection . The song like made me cry when I was younger because I thought it was just the prettiest little thing .
Um , like I said , because she was being told that she needs to be this perfect little girl , that sort of thing , so she can get go and get married . But that's not exactly what she wanted to do .
And once she proved to her parents that she wanted to go and actually be something more like she became a warrior for the emperor they were able to kind of finally get on her side . They just they . They were doing what they thought was right .
Well , they've also been told is that daughters need to go and be good wives to their to husbands and have children and stuff like that . But that was another reason why I really liked move on , because she was another . I feel like she was the first princess to really like go and fight and it's it's very feminist driven .
I know that for some people that might be like a hot button word , but it was a very feminism driven kind of narrative , because all the other girls jasmine was kind of spunky , but she wasn't like in the middle of it . I would say . All the other princesses before that , all the white girls were were damsels in distress I gotcha okay .
Um , I was gonna let you talk , but I had like three things to add on to all that . First , of all first of all , I'll make a man out of . You will always be in my workout um playlist bro with Donny Osmond and Jackie Chan .
Those be um Mandarin version . That song will hype you up . That song is so fucking good .
Oh , hell yeah , I'll chat that later on . Second of all , the whole feminist part . Honestly , I think Mulan did the whole girl boss thing right , I mean in later movies , tv shows , whatever they try to do , the whole girl boss thing . But my thing is , I don't mind a girl Boss if you don't make it too Obvious , if that's what you're trying to Do .
To where it gotta be like Accidental . To where it's like oh shit , I did not Expect all this . To pop off to where I'm like she's actually impressive . To where it's like it doesn't feel like her being this awesome wasn't forecast to me . I'm like , trust me , bro , she's badass . And then you watch this show and you're like .
Or this movie and you're just like she's .
I'm like see , that's how I feel about it , like with , like elsa and everything like that . Other people are like , oh yeah , it's great because it was a um , a , a romance between sisters , like sisterly love , that sort of thing , and I'm like , yeah , that's great .
But for me the next Disney princess that I really , really enjoyed was Rapunzel from Tangled , because , again , she was the one who went and started her own journey . She made that decision to finally leave the tower and so I mean Rapunzel also has really long hair and listeners , if you don't know me , I have extremely long hair almost down to my butt .
So Rapunzel having long hair and being a badass , and Mulan being Asian and being a badass , like was a no-brainer for me that those two would be my absolute favorite Disney princesses or heroines . Yeah , yeah .
And it was the third point that I was gonna Shoot . I want to say something about the way Mulan , uh , damn it . But uh , I was trying to remember there was definitely this one part in the live action that I definitely wanted to talk about .
That maybe will jog my memory of what I was going to bring up to where , uh , the difference between Mulan's father in both the animated and the live's father in both the animated and the live actions , where in the animated version you're thinking like , okay , you want to make sure that family name and what not is important and what not , and that's all fine and
dandy in the animated version , or at the very least , I gave it a pass because you know it was just one of those things where you know it was just like that at those times , right , but yeah , in the live action , that's where , when I was saying like the whole thing with the matchmaker and whatnot , it was like the worst offense was because , remember , in the
beginning , when muon was chasing that chicken and whatnot , and uh , her dad was watching and he seemed proud of her at that point , but then , when he got to the matchmaker and how , of course , as a canon event on , muon had to do something to embarrass the family about it and he got mad at her talking about I'm the'm the father , you're the daughter , blah ,
blah , blah , blah . You know that type of shit . And it's almost like it's almost like he reneged on the fact that , yeah , he was proud of Mulan being who she is . But then it's more like oh well , what are the neighbors gonna think ? You gotta stop embarrassing me in front of the neighbors . And I was like , ah , embarrassed me in front of the neighbors .
And I was like it just comes off weird when it seems like You're rather like You're rather on keep up appearances Than to defend your own daughter when she didn't . I mean , yeah , running over rooftops is dangerous , so I get that .
But , like for the most part , you know , I don't think Malone was Her heart , was in the right place , I'll just say that and I just feel like he kind of failed to defend her on some front . But once again , different place , different time , so I can't really judge too hard . Yeah , and try to on full of the time .
Uh , how do you feel about move on to , since I already said my shit about that , but what were your thoughts on move on to ?
so I would definitely agree , like a lot of people , a lot of people I remember , lot of people . I remember because I think that was one of the ones that was like Disney had those long line of what ?
Direct-to-video sequels or something like that , so that one really didn't even come out in the theaters , right , that was when they did a bunch of those sequels that nobody really like hated to do , but I actually really enjoyed it . Like they decided to touch more like the lovey-dovey part of mulan .
Like said , they got the main story or at least the main gist of the original legend . Like even in the original legend . You're saying some things should change . Shane does not exist in the original legend , like that was completely put in by Disney , so she would have like somewhat of a um , somewhat of a romance , somebody to like actually get into .
Like I mean , there are people who found out that she was a boy in the um in the original Legend , obviously , but there was no sign of like a love interest obviously , but there was no sign of like a love interest . But chin po yao and ling were actually in there . There was just no like romance with shang or anything like that .
So the fact that they decided to go like the actual relationship route with mulan 2 was really nice to me because I felt like it actually gave like the happy ending for chin po ling and yao , because you know they were talking about their , their girls that they're fighting for , and they literally found their perfect matches in those girls and of course they're
like I don't know about these guys and we know like at the end they end up getting together that sort of thing , um , so it's a ends up being a happy ending . So I know a lot of people had issues with it kind of taking almost kind of like a 180 , maybe like a 90 degree , that sort of thing , because I still feel like it kept the same spirit .
But I think a lot of people were upset because it didn't continue the same spirit of um the first mulan movie , of it being like okay , this is the nice rough and tumble girl . Oh , who the hell are these princesses ? And why are they part of this story ? That sort of thing .
So I think if people are going into watching the movie with at least an open mind , I think they'll be kind of pleasantly surprised . But if they're hoping for the exact same thing that they saw in the first mulan movie , they're going to be really disappointed .
So it or even just watch it as like a standalone type thing , like it could probably stand on its own just fine , but if you're hoping for the exact same thing that they saw in the first milan movie , I feel like people that haven't ever seen it they'll be sorely disappointed yeah , yes , because that's what I was saying with the first time around , when I
watched move on to when I was like a kid , I was like and well , you know it wasn't bad , but it wasn't all that memorable like the first one .
But then it's like a c plus yeah , like it felt more like a continuation of the first . So that's why I can kind of understand why it went direct to tv or like direct to um video or whatnot , because , um , it felt like more like a continuation of the first movie .
But it was like a mission to escort the princesses to these princes that , uh , the princesses didn't even want to marry , but you know they were trying to pull up the front because you know they had to do it for the dad and uh , this whole political marriage type shit between two kingdoms and whatnot yeah yeah , yeah , I get all that , I get all that .
But , um , it was fun on its own , it's just at the same time , um , it kind of felt like a continuation of the first movie , um , kind of like , oh , fall off from okay mulan's , now this legend and whatnot , but then again having like a three or three hour long movie . Um , that would have been a bit much back in the day .
But then you have bangers like the batman , to where . I'm telling you , callie , I went to the theater to watch the batman and that did not feel like a three hour movie because I was so locked in watching that movie from beginning to end , trying to figure , figure out how it all played out .
It was so good , it didn't feel like a three-hour movie , I swear .
You're talking about the one with Robert Pattinson right .
Yeah , I'll say this one more time , I don't know when I'm going to stop saying this , but I told people . I told people he got this Robert Pattinson as Batman .
He got this because between Twilight and that the one performance he had in all fucking Harry Potter to where he was kind of acting like Batman falling , um , you know , kind of jumping down from the tree and whatnot , the way he kind of courts Bella , you know the whole scene .
You know that one scene in all fours and whether you like stand-up hinder and shit , I'm like look like he's trying to act like batman for a minute . So I was like you know what , what the fuck ? I think he got this . But yeah , um , move on to great relationship driven narrative . Now we got a little bit of time left .
So I gotta ask you , callum , how you feeling about the live action , because I honestly thought with the action , the action was much better in the live action , I'll give you that much , and the part with the witch a great addition , because it kind of gave a move on that sort of parallel to where oh , we're not so different you and I type shit , and I
thought that was kind of cool too . But what were your thoughts on the live action um , I would say pretty similar .
I mean going into it . I didn't realize it was going to be . Um , disney has , you know , started to do all of these live action versions of all their Disney Princesses films . I think it started mainly with Maleficent , so that wasn't directly about Beauty or Aurora , but that's where it started .
And then we had Beauty and the Beast , and then we had Mulan , and we have the Little Mermaid and whatever hell else that they're gonna make .
They already got the Lion King and all they made the Lion King Live action . But it's CGI because it's hell else that they're gonna make you know whatever .
They already got the lion king .
They made the lion king live action , but it's CGI , because it's fucking lions anyway no way it's already gonna bomb because of what Rachel Zegler was doing talking about girl was acting like a princess before she actually finished the fucking movie .
But yeah , go ahead no , you're fine , you're fine .
So , with like the live action and everything , I was going into it thinking it was gonna be more , I guess , have more of the playful vibe that we did have , at least in the first half of the original Mulan movie , the animated version , because I thought they were gonna be like doing lots of singing and stuff . So . So there wasn't really any singing .
Obviously it was more . If I remember right , they had kind of like the same music but more like as a soundtrack , like orchestral versions , if I remember correctly . So there were still hints in it and like motifs in the background , but it wasn't like them outright singing .
Because I was like , oh , okay , they're gonna be doing singing and stuff like that , it's not gonna be an issue , um , because that's what they , they sung in beauty and the beast . So surely this is gonna be very similar . And of course it wasn't . So I was disappointed at that , just because to me mulan's um , you know , songs are fucking great .
So that's why I was like , oh okay , this is fine . But once it got to all the action scenes , I was actually pretty pleasantly surprised because a lot of it was very accurate , as far as I know , to Chinese martial arts , that sort of thing . And the clothing , one of the things I've always liked about specific shows , like in Game of Thrones and everything .
If you pay really close attention to like their costume design , it tells a story or like has the certain themes and everything within their clothes .
I feel like they did the same thing with the lawn , which is something I've always enjoyed , just like little details like that and then adding the part with the witch as well , like I was trying to look it up and everything .
Of course , it wasn't like an actual witch in the original legend , but the fact that they were able to kind of tie that together and say , oh yeah , you and I were not that much alike and things actually ended up pretty like .
Okay , as far as I can remember , I think she the witch , actually ended up like sacrificing herself to save Mulan and defeat the Khan , because I mean , it was the Huns , if I remember correctly , in the original animated movie and I think these are more like not quite Mongolians or the Mongols , but it's somebody very similar yeah so it's more like , you know ,
nomadic tribes and stuff like that . So it was really different . I was disappointed , at least this time going into it because , like I said , I was expecting the singing . But I do think that lulan , the live action , went pretty well .
I know it didn't do that well since it was coming out right in the middle of COVID and they were probably hoping that they could have made more money out of it , but that just is what it is . But other than that , I thought that the live action Mulan was pretty solid . I would give that at least like maybe like a B plus .
Fair enough , I would give that at least like maybe like a B+ .
Fair enough , yeah , like it wasn't what we would expect , but then again it was kind of a pleasant surprise . But it had some elements where , okay , well , I kind of wish they kept some things from the animated into the whimsy , you know .
That's what animated um and the whimsy . You know that's what it needed was the whimsy . It was all just all serious . I mean there was a little bit like the whimsy and kind of silly like with the matchmaker part , but a lot of it . Just it was really funny .
In the original animated version it was more cringy and I couldn't I couldn't watch in the live action one , I guess , because it was just real people , but I was like oh no , please , no you know , please stop it's really funny because I've yet to actually like do the review just yet , but I will at some point , because I was like , and not a whole lot to
say , but I'll try to say something because it's part of an extreme review where , essentially , I'm going to review Captain I mean , not Captain Marvel , funny enough , we were talking about Captain Marvel just a little bit earlier but I'm going to review the Marvels what If ? Season 2 and Echo .
And once again , first of all , like we already talked about girl bosses , and they're really trying to drive that home with the mcu , um , considering that , you know , owned by disney , so I'm not even surprised . But that's not a point . Uh , point being is that , with the marvels , surprisingly whimsy , like you would think .
No , you would think , oh , this was supposed to be like serious action and type shit . But no , like , it was like really campy .
It felt like , uh , the first half of wonder woman 84 to where , yeah , it was like the first half was like okay , well , this is not so bad , and then the second half is like I don't know , you know oh yeah yeah , but I'm gonna talk my shit about the Marvels and all that when I do the review .
But my whole point with that is it's kind of ironic how they we thought it was gonna be more whimsical in the long live action but it actually they actually played it more serious . But in the Marvels you were thinking like it was gonna be more serious and whimsy , but I was wrong again Like Disney be making some weird moves .
So that's why I would say with Disney nowadays it's like hit and miss . That's why I'm saying like with things like Inside Out coming out and all that , it's like okay , y'all still put out some good shit sometimes . But that it's like okay , y'all still put out some good shit sometimes .
But sometimes it's like I feel like y'all push it out just to send a message rather than tell a compelling story that could be timeless to many generations to come to it . It just feel like y'all made this project . You spent billions of taxpayer um dollars just to uh spew your personal politics and uh shame certain people that you're not naming .
And I'm like why are you spending all this money just to get a point across when we have social media for that ?
and a lot of it is just so they can make lots of money yeah they made that very obvious too . I feel like they actually at least did something a little bit different with Mulan , but with all the other live action movies it was just retelling the same story with live action people , because they knew that they could make money off of it you just red .
The third point I was um , forgetting about reboots . How , why can't you reboot shit that deserves a reboot ? Like I was bitching about how certain anime needs to reboot , like fucking tokyo ghoul , uh , dead man wonderland uh , that's bill . Well , hold on . He met with Zatch Bell .
I think Zatch Bell is great , but I feel like I want people to like understand how underrated this show is . So if you bring that back , all I want is just to have it like polished , you know , kind of like what they did with Shaman Kings , where you don't really have to change too much , but just polish it .
You know , yeah , just update them , just make it look a little bit more like bearable to watch in 2024 . That's all I'm saying . Because , let me be honest with you like , uh , even though I can go back and watch it , because I grew up watching that bill , I don't know about new cats trying to get into that bill in 2024 .
There'll probably be people who avoid One Piece or JoJo's , who are like I don't like this Ernst style and I'm like that's a damn shame . I mean , I get it because I'm kind of like that too , but that's a damn shame because if y'all actually gave it a chance to call it with Catechia or Hitman , Reborn y'all would love it , I agree .
I've been one of those people before where I'm like I'm sorry , I can't read this manga , just because of how the art style is like I can't tolerate it at all . So I've been one of those people before . But I'm not gonna like go on the internet or wherever , like bitch about it right .
All I'm saying is , if you're gonna reboot things , reboot things that deserve reboot . Don't reboot things that were successful the first time . Don't try to capture lightning in a bottle twice .
You're just gonna embarrass yourself like one of the things I've seen , like a lot of people talk about on uh , on the internet and stuff is like things to actually reboot .
Like yes , you're gonna make a fuck ton of money with the disney , disney , princess movies , but everybody as far as I know , or at least a lot of um buzz that I've seen is for people to make a live action . Um atlantis , yes , or transfer yes , those two .
See , that's the thing . Because , um , funny enough , because , uh , I've been hearing from people from the inner circles where , with treasure planet , uh , it flopped intentionally because , you know , disney interference , where , oh , they want to for , uh , they trying to push towards 3d animation over 2d animation . But here's the funny thing about that .
When , um , they're trying to push towards 3D animation over 2D animation , but here's the funny thing about that , when they're trying to acquire anime like Bleach and Territory on the Sandland and I think , oh , yeah , the New Kogiyas Project , they're trying to acquire anime and those are probably 2D animation , but back in , like what , 2002 ? 2003 ?
You were trying to push , are obviously 2D animation , but back in , like what ? 2002 , 2003 , you were trying to push 2D animation out the window for 3D animation . How is that working out for you , by the way ? Mm-hmm , I'm just saying it's just weird .
See , that's what I'm talking about , where Disney just make these weird moves to where I'm like , okay , I kind of see where you're going in this direction , but then you kind of lose me at some point .
Yeah .
Same thing with the MCU , like once again to where it's like okay , every now and then y'all put out some hits , some bangers , like hell . I'm still gonna go see Deadpool Wolverine . Hopefully Disney didn't have too much interference with that experience , with the whole sag afro thing .
Going on to where they were talking about oh , ryan reynolds can't improvise his lines in the movie . I'm like , oh , fuck , all that yeah , that's what .
That's what I was worried about too . I mean a lot of some of the Marvel stuff that had been put out like in Phase I don't know what phase we're in anymore Phase 5 . A lot of the stuff like , well , yeah , phase 5 . A lot of the stuff that are like Marvels and stuff like that . A lot of them have just kind of flopped out .
I don't know if it's just because people aren't connecting with the characters as much anymore . Like I feel like the last significant marvel movie that I watched in theaters was probably multiverse of madness .
Like I didn't even go see the ant-man quantumverse movie and believe me , like I didn't either , and honestly , I didn't miss out on much like oh you know what ? It's really funny . I keep making this point , uh , to other folks . But listen , listen , kelly . Uh , have you watched tron legacy before ?
I think I watched it exactly once in my entire life okay , check this out .
I want at one point you don't have to . It's more like homework , like optional homework . Go back , watch Tron Legacy and if you're really curious , then watch Quantumania . And I dare you to tell me that they're not similar , because not only are they both Disney projects , but they have the same writer .
Hmm , I did not know that .
Bro . You see , this is what happens when you do research and shit , where it's like I'm like hold the hell on they're trying to pull a fast one on us .
I've seen this before yeah .
So once again , like if you're trying to do anything like whether it's a reboot or something original like come on , man , it gotta be about the past and it gotta be about you're trying to tell a story that people will fall in love with from the characters to the music , to um , the themes and all that like you want to put something out that actually means
something in the long run , instead of just trying to make some extra money or some shit or some shit . We're like , oh well , we're just gonna make this because we know certain people gonna like this and you know it's easy money that way . I'm like you're not really doing it for the people , you're just doing it for yourself .
It's just more like you're just trying to speak their language and take their money at the same time .
Absolutely .
I mean , that's all I pretty much got to say on like , move on all that . Do you have anything you want to add on before we close this out ?
No , I think I've actually covered everything . Thank you for letting me talk about it .
Hell , yeah , all right . Well , callie , I thank you for being on with me and I thank you , the listeners , for hearing us rant and ramble to the end . You already know the drill Follow us on social media , stay nerdy , stay blessed . Remember that great things are coming . Have a good day , good afternoon and a good night , take it easy .