¶ Game of Thrones Season 3 Review
all right , nerds , it's time for our review of season three on game of thrones . I'm gonna be real with y'all . I did like season three overall . Like you know . You have a great wedding and whatnot going on , but , um , there's a motherfucker that I forgot about .
That I hate more than joffrey , more than theon , more than just about any character you can think of in this show ramsay fucking bolton . And without further ado , let's go ahead and break down this . Starting with episode one , you have the white walkers attacking the surviving night watchmen .
Um , samwell , they're pledging to turn to the wall and warn the seven kingdoms . John snow is brought before man's raider uh , the king behind the wall , beyond the wall , excuse me and john pledges his loyalty to the wildlings . And then Tyrion Lannister attempts to negotiate Casterly Rock from Tywin , who offers lesser promises .
Margaery's engaging in these terrible acts with the King's Landing orphans . Littlefinger offers to help Sansa escape King's Landing . Ross warns Shae to distrust Littlefinger . Davos is rescued by by son , who wants to break ties with stanis , and davos returns to dragon stone where he unsuccessfully tries to kill melisandre and was in prison .
She blames him for convincing stanis not to let her join the battle and as those uh , daenerys . She arrives in Astapor to buy an army of brutally trained mercenary soldiers called the Unsullied , and the Quarth warlocks attempt to assassinate her , but Ernest then sells me . This former Kingsguard commander saves her and pledges his loyalty to her , now joining me .
This time we don't have Koki Gatsu on , but we do have Mira Jane , professor Tuck and Saitama Smash you gotta say my full name .
Professor Tuck , lover of baby mamas first of his name yes yes , my full title of all the baby mamas , lover of baby mam , all the baby mamas .
Lover of baby mamas , my baby mamas specifically . I got too many , but one of my baby mamas is in this season and her name is Miss Sunday . Bro , okay listen , I'm not gonna lie to you , I was gonna ask yeah , she is my baby mama , and her master is my baby mama too , even though Dr Uma wouldn't want me to . But it was a different time .
Bruh , I'm going to be honest with you . Melisandre is like the one ring for me . She's so tempting , but I'm like I got to resist .
You can't resist , man , you can't resist . From the island of north they known for their beautiful butterflies , and she is a beautiful butterfly be gone , witch , you're not gonna cast no spell on me my sweet summer children . It is time for us to dive into season 3 of Game of Thrones and let me tell you it did not disappoint .
It had some ups , it had some downs , but nevertheless it had my baby mama .
Jesus Christ , that's right .
What an intro .
Alright , uh , Mira Jane , how you feeling about season 3 ?
Tyrion is my favorite person in all times from season 3 . That's a fact . Like he saved Sansa so many times during this season . And Sansa just she still get on my nerves . I still think she hate her mama and I still think she need therapy . But Tyrion during this season and Sansa just she still get on my nerves .
I still think she hate her mama and I still think she need therapy . But Tyrion the fact that he looked at Sansa and was like you know what ? You don't even want me . I'm just going to go get drunk and be with somebody else . Bye , I loved it . Their wedding was absolutely fantastic to me and it was the best way to humiliate Joffrey .
Yeah , Half man Inside .
Thomas Madge , how you feeling about season three .
The fact that I haven't had Cersei's head on a silver platter by season three . I was pissed . That is so true . I was like , okay , fine , I can last a couple more seasons , but I need this bitch down , I'm done with this bitch already . But then you got you mentioned fucking Ramsey Bolden .
It's like okay , no , let me direct my hate to somebody else for a sec . That's smug , dude , that's smug .
Oh I hate it . That's smug . That's smug . Close out thoughts on Littlefinger in season 3 .
I didn't hate him as much yeah , he was like an afterthought compared to Ramsey . Like see , here's my thing with Ramsey . I hated Ramsey so much . Nothing against the actor , but the character I wanted to punch him so hard until his face is like bashed the fuck in , Like oh .
That's how you know he did it well . Yeah , he one of those characters like if I see him I'm gonna be mad . I'm gonna look at him and be mad all over again . I see the actor in person . I'm just like bro , I have to skip every scene that he's in until the one scene in season five .
We'll get there though .
But Daenerys , though Season three , still a goddess .
She's God tier . Yes . She's like the slogan for KFC Finger lickin' good Bro when I tell you my heart literally stopped when I found out that that was a wig . Oh my God , I was like bro . I know you lying .
She wears it so well , but her short hair in reality is very beautiful . Yeah , wears it so well . But her short hair in reality is very beautiful , yeah , it is but that long wig .
She just need to wear that .
I mean , yeah , like she wasn't that bad in all secretive ways . I mean the script handling could have been better , but like she was alright .
If she was my big mama in real life , I'd be like after all the seasons was over , I'd be like did you keep the wig ? No , I didn't keep the wig . Why would you keep the wig man ?
God damn .
Talk is like the wig stays on .
Yeah the wig stays on , I'll take my shirt off . I'll be like me snow , snow right now .
No , no , I know the girl so tired , I'll take my shirt off . I'll be like me snow , snow right now . No , I know the girl so tired and weak , that's why she just .
Forget that Once a week she got to put on the wig with Professor Tuck , lover of baby mamas . You know what I mean . First of his man .
Absolutely .
No .
Blood of the first man .
Okay , hold on . But you wanna know what I really liked about season 3 Uh John's relationship with uh Egret . Like they were so cute together .
Oh my god , yes , I can't get on my nerves . How cute they were .
My boy finally got his virginity ticket .
He did and she took it , like really took it , she literally .
Yeah , she took it . She took it , took it . My boy was in that cave With it .
She was like . She was like you know nothing , jon Snow , but don't worry , I can teach you things .
Jon knew some things .
I might know , I know a little Jon Snow .
I knew some things I might know , I know .
Yeah .
Oh man , you know what , it kind of broke my heart a little bit . You know how John portrayed the wildlings , and then he ran off and he watched and then hunted him down and he turned around and he was like um , hey , so um , about last time I had to do what I had to do . You know , I had to go back to the nice watch man .
I was like you can't understand , like look , look , look , I still got feelings for you and I know you still got feelings for me . So like let's just just , you know , go our separate ways for now , but look , I'll come back for you , okay , and then she just shoot him .
And I'll be right back Spice .
Oh man .
I didn't like Shay . The whole time I didn't like Shay . Yeah , she had my boy Tyrion on the leash too . He couldn't even mess with none of the little wenches . I didn't like Shae the whole time I didn't like Shae .
Yeah , she had my boy , tyrion on the leash too .
He couldn't even mess with none of the little wenches . Why didn't you like Shae ? I just didn't like her . I didn't like her character . He was supposed to be with a harlot . She wasn't enough of a harlot for me . Yeah , she was like kind of just there , my boy , tyrion , was pimping and then he stopped pimping . It didn't make sense .
I feel like Shae was enough of a harlot , I think barely the only time that she was left of a harlot was right before she died .
It's like Tyrion had to settle down at this point .
Tyrion don't need to settle down at this point . Tyrion don't need to settle down . I love him because he drinks .
That's the narrative , though .
He drinks , he knows things and he smashes people . A man that drinks needs to continue drinking .
What does that mean for the Hound during the season ?
The bloody Hound . I , what is the hound during the season ? Oh , the bloody hound . Okay , I do like the hound , like the way . He's like essentially a partner in crime for aria . Like how , okay , after the red wedding these dudes was uh heckling about . Oh , how , uh , rob , and uh , catalan , start .
Um got killed and like , and then aa crept up on him and I was like hey , um , can I join you ? I'm like I'm hungry and I'm like you , you , you , you , you , you , you , you , you , you , you , you , oh , giving this fucking thing down . Ooh , dropped it and I'm like my bad . And then I was like fucking shit .
And then started stabbing in the fucking neck and then , next thing , you know , the boys came after . But then the hound came in clutch like fucking clubbing him , all this shit . And then he was like hey , where'd you get this knife from ? I'm like I got it from you . I'm like god damn it . Look here .
The next time you want to do some shit like that , let me know ahead of time . But yeah , like , usually when aria gets to some shit , the hound always coming right behind us like man , I was gonna babysit this girl come here like you all get into some trouble and damn did he do it well
yeah that man was nearly untouchable . Anybody who would face him would be like you know what , I'm not doing this , I'm not , I'm not doing this , I'm not doing this .
This guy uh-uh , it's no , I'm not doing this like who wants , who wants to fight a man that he is world renowned for being the most dangerous trickster fighter and all out , just a fucking powerhouse tank .
I wouldn't know about that shit no , I see , you know what just think of the glory you could get if you beat them though .
Oh yeah , no , everybody wanted the taste of that dude he wanted . They wanted all the smoke y'all listen .
¶ Role-Playing Game Character Builds
I've been playing Baldur's Gate , right , and I decided that I'm gonna try a build where I got four levels in War Cleric now , but Once I get to my fifth level I'm gonna multiclass into Fighter , get Battlemaster , and then I'm gonna be like Swinging like seven times in One round and shit be super Tanky and shit .
I'm pretty much gonna be Like the in one round and shit Be super tanky and shit . I'm pretty much going to be like the Hound with a great sword and everything . I'm like yeah , I can see that .
You get to a point in fighters where your defense gets to such an extent that you could probably solo most hordes on your own , but you're not going to be DPSing as much , it's more of a single thing .
If you're going to go with a fighter class and you get a whole bunch of radiant weapons and armor , like this one radiant armor that gives you radiant damage and then disperses it through each character Kind of like splash damage , a radiant damage then disperses it like through each character kind of like splash damage , a radiant damage . You do that .
Yeah , you'll be a massive damage dealing creature of the night and best of all is that you can completely like cosplay as as characters like him easily . I'm trying to tell you to clear it .
Yeah . So we have as characters like him easily . I'm trying to tell you it's up Lyrics .
So are we hopping around episode to episode or are we just going through the season ?
Yeah , we're going to go through the season , but you know , there were just some things we just had to go ahead and get our .
I really want to point something out .
Oh , go ahead .
Princess Shireen . I love how she teaches Davos how to read Bruh . It's just so cute , Even though she kind of ugly , Just a little bit Like she ain't ugly , Her character ugly , if that makes sense . She all burnt , Burnt face . Ah yeah , that was the um , the what's the name that they stopped ? Right , if that makes sense . She all burnt , Burnt face .
Uh yeah , that was the um , the . What's the name that they stopped ? Right ? The um , the stone people , Uh-huh , or whatever it's called that . Uh , that drawer was gonna turn into stone . People Shout out , they needed what's the name ? I guarantee you , if Sam was there he could've been stopped there . Her face wouldn't have been crusty at all . Samuel Tarly .
I'm weak . That was cute though , that you brought that up . That was real cute . I kind of forgot about that .
I really love her , even though , like , I hate what's her name for what he did to her . But you know , man Bruh , ain't no way I'm going to do that to my daughter , lord Jesus , oh , I'm still mad at him , still mad at him , yes , and it's his .
All right , let's go ahead and get to like season . I mean not season Episode 2 , my bad Episode 2 , dark Wings and Dark Words . By the way , episode one was called Ballard the High , I don't even know why I even bother with that . So , brienne , she's escorting Jaime to the Riverlands , to King's Landing .
He engages her in a fight which was interrupted by Bolton's soldiers who captured them . Robb is receiving news that Winterfell was sacked and then his brothers , bran and Rickon , were banished . Robb diverts his attention from the war against the Lannister to attend the funeral of Hoster Tully , catelyn's father and Riverrun .
This angers Rickard Karstark to seek vengeance against the Lannisters for killing his sons . And then you have Arya Gendry Hot Pie , I like how his name is , but I don't know why I did it Also make for Riverrun . Make Wayland by the Rebel Group Brotherhood Without Banners . They stop at an inn . They get captured by where the captured hound exposed Arya's identity .
Margaery and her grandmother , the Queen of Thorns , persuades santa to describe joffrey's deviant character . Then theon gets tortured by unknown captors . Uh brand rick on osha and hodor encounter these siblings on jojen and mira reed , children of stark bannerman Howland Reed . Jojen , who shares Bran's dreams , tells Bran that he can enter animals' minds .
So that's how Bran is able to command like Ghost and all those wolves to like attack and you know . Any thoughts on Episode 2 ?
Wasn't Hodor and Riken weren'tken heading towards the north ? I believe so . Right , that's when Theon gets taken , right , yeah , that was so fucked . But this In this season , jaime still hasn't gotten slapped in the face yet . We've had a six time that he gets slapped in the face again and again , and again .
Yeah , Mira J any thoughts on episode two ?
What did y'all think about ? Like , I really like the dream sequence , like when they started dreaming about the wolves , and like basically kind of being introduced to more of the lore and the mythology of game of thrones , which I thought was interesting .
Yeah , yeah , I know what you mean . I always thought that they had better connections to the wilds and creatures in themselves , the wolves , more than what any other culture people had .
For example , not many people had this connection with the dragons , even Khaleesi , you know she had her connection and whatnot but I feel like they had better , more , you know , more of a connection , more in-depth with the wolves than any other culture had with theirs .
Yeah , there's in the , in the lore , in the book they go more in depth into it .
Um , even if you think about whether it's brand or any of the other stark children , the ones that had wolves they can literally um I forgot what the word is but they can morph into their wolf and , like um , travel as they wolf , whether they're hunting or whatever the case may be . They can see from the eyes of their wolf .
And in the lore and the history of Game of Thrones , there was actually people that used to do that . They were skinwalkers I forgot what they were called Skin something and they used to actually do that as other humans they could do it . So even before the raven , the , even before the raven , the three-eyed raven , there was people that did that .
They used to do it to animals , not just ravens , though , so that was normal previously , before they lost all magic .
Oh .
Or almost all magic .
I didn't know that , I actually did not know that they could do that I didn't .
So .
So would you say like , basically , there's just a deeper connection to like , if you were born in the north , like raised in the north , you may have like a deeper connection to that magic , the , the old magic I think that's what they called it right , yeah , yeah , the magic from the old gods , yeah , um , it's because all that became lost when they stopped , um
, worshiping the old gods , started worshiping new gods , so a lot of that magic became like minimal , uh , which is why the dragon slowly died off and amongst other stuff . But , yeah , what they ? You see , like the mini face god , like you know , I mean stuff like that . You see , it rarely happens .
People don't understand , people don't think about the White Walkers , no more . They just stuff that face over time because the people stop losing it . If you don't pray to a God , that God becomes lost .
Essentially , man , why does this sound like D&D all of a sudden ? Because that sounds like clerics and warlocks and paladins clerics and warlocks and paladins , because it's basically because you're playing BG3 , man .
Everything probably sounds like it at this point .
I got BG3 on the brain dog . It's fun , though I swear .
Yeah . I actually seen you online , was gonna download it . I've been playing um .
I swear to god if you don't have anybody to play D&D with , you might as well play BG3 . It's like you get that D&D fix right there when you get to level like level 12 .
You let me know and I will help you beat the final boss . I have a build that is so stupid . It works so well and it beats the boss as if it were nothing so for the bosses , do you have to plan a raid or well , let me put it to you like this you can't just run in there and think you're just gonna go fucking nail it .
like you gotta come prepared , like you get your equipment , your armor , your consumables , your spells , all that shit gotta be on point for you and positioning and you can't just use spells willy nilly , like you have to plan it out , like you have to be very resourceful and very sparingly of these spells and abilities .
So can you beat the boss solo , or do you have to party up ?
You can beat it solo , but it's better with a party .
Yeah , nothing wrong with with a party ?
Yeah , Ain't nothing wrong with a raid party .
But I prefer being . You know , Kirito , you know what I mean . I'm a solo player .
So it kind of sounds like Diablo .
Unless I'm with Asuna .
I'm going to be a solo player .
A lot like that .
Instead there's A lot like that . Instead there's a lot of dialogue . I always say if you want to go the solo route , know who you're fighting before fighting , because some of the hordes get to a point that if you're playing in a really hard mode , the hordes get to a point that they go . You thought you could get in here alone and survive .
Give me , those cheeks Bro , they will fucking swamp you .
Does he have dual wielding ? Yes , he can , oh , okay .
Absolutely . That's what your hero's for . Yeah yeah , yeah , that's what Jahir is for . Yeah , yeah , yeah . Once you get Jahir , you start experimenting on like the other styles , like dual wielders and like actual good rangers . With my boy , minsc and Boo , we're deviating entirely from this . I'm so sorry . Yeah , definitely get weapons man I'm about to download it .
Yeah , go ahead , man , Go ahead . Yeah , definitely get Weapon man . I'm about to download it .
Yeah , go ahead , man , go ahead .
Yeah , I'm definitely about to download it . I'll at least be able to play it this weekend . I probably won't have time , you know , I can at least build my character over this week and then play it , get into it this weekend .
Also fun fact if you're a fan of Magic the Gathering , the name Minskin Boo , like most people know it and then when they actually see him and hear him , it brings up such a huge excitement in the heart .
Magic is a , that's a tabletop game . I've seen it . I've seen the cards , I haven't played .
No T-top and I played no T-top , but nah hold on , hold on . We getting derailed .
Episode 3 we getting derailed like Cersei railed by Jaime wow throw something out there , no , you didn't have to .
I mean to be fair , though .
Hold on to Tuck's defense . They keep reminding us of it in season three . We don't want no repeats of your reputation of you being a sister fucker , you know .
Yeah .
I wonder if he always practiced that . Oh , stepbrother oof .
I got stuck again stuck in the washer or the dryer . Do you remember the I know this is a little derailed , but it's also relevant the South Park movie what ?
about it .
How did that song ?
go Uncle Fucker .
Oh , yeah , yeah .
That's your fucking face , Uncle Fucker .
That's it , it was the uncut movie .
Yeah , it was like the first one .
Oh yeah , bigger or something uncut .
Yeah , bigger , longer the uncut movie yeah yeah , it was like the first one .
Oh yeah , bigger something uncut yeah , bigger longer , uncut , yeah yeah bro why I stayed up like three in the morning just to watch that on a weekend when I was like 10 yeah , I had to sneak and watch like that same . Yeah , and I used to watch bt uncut too . I went to 3 am watching the neelly tip drill video like , oh my god , so many boobies .
I didn't even know DET uncut was until I was like 18 . What ?
DET had an uncut .
Yeah , 18 ?
18? .
What .
I mean , I was already well vested with Pornhub . I had an account . I was already well vested with Pornhub . I had an account . I was commenting all of that .
Ayo , now that I think about it , you ever think they Anybody ever bothered to do some like Jamie Cersei . Rule 34 type shit , absolutely .
Yeah , I'm pretty sure I'm kind of surprised I've never seen that ad , I'm pretty sure .
Archive of the Home has a lot . I'm kind of surprised . I've never seen it as we . I'm almost curious . No , no , no .
Absolutely my guy . The question is more than enough .
It's on the main page .
Oh Lord the main page . Just go to the main page and scroll my god , you gotta add three letters and you already got the answer to it episode three one two , three boom , robin , catelyn all attend Hosta Tola's funeral and Riverrun Tywin Lannister sends Littlefinger to the Irie to marry Lysa Arryn to secure her alliance and make Tyrion the new Master of Coin .
Hot Pie is employed by the Inn while Arya and Gendry follow the Brotherhood Learning of the massacre at the Fist of the First Men . Raiders send Jon and a band of wildlings to scale the Wall and attack the Watch while it was weakened , and a band of wildlings to scale the wall and attack the watch while it weakened the surviving knights .
Watchmen return to crafters keep while gil gives birth to a son . Dion is freed by an unknown man who later rescued him again . Melisandre leaves dragonstone mysteriously , stating that the blood of the king is required for victory . The nearest part is for the 8000 Unsullied and the translator Missandre to exchange for one of the young dragons .
Ignoring Selmy's and Jorah's advice , jaime persuades his captor Locke to prevent Bran from being sexually violated by claiming her father will pay a huge ransom . Locke agrees , but he then serviced James' right hand without warning . Oh man , that scene .
Yeah that was the season of the 8,000 Unsullied .
That episode was awesome . That set a tone for a lot of shit going forward , man .
Which fun fact . Did you know that the right-hand man of Daenerys , you know the bald guy that he was with the Unsullied ?
Did you know that ?
he's actually , in reality , a rapper . Really , look , tie him in a tree . Guarantee you're going to love it . Who you know what ? Who I'll get it for you , hold up .
No , no , no . Who you said the ball ?
guy yeah the ball guy with the , with the dragon queen .
The one that stole my baby mom from me .
Oh , you're talking about the black guy from season two . Yeah , oh , okay , hold on . What's his name ?
He's uh , I don't know his name .
I don't think he was really bald , maybe like a haircut , but not bald .
He had a buzz cut . Yeah , I don't think you would like him . What was his name ? Something worm .
Something worm . It was Grey Worm .
I hated him .
I was mad at him he ain't even got nothing .
I know .
But he was still cute though .
He a kin dog . He ain't do nothing but talk .
His real name is Riley Ritchie .
What now ?
The actor I'm telling you about . His real name is Riley Ritchie , and if you look up his music , it's actually pretty good .
I ain't looking it up because I hate him .
Come on , he was a nice guy . He's gonna take my baby mama from me .
We're supposed to be on . Come on , he was a nice guy . He's going to take my baby mama from me . We're supposed to be a good , happy family .
Okay . Does she want to see your baby mama happy ?
And she couldn't even get what she ? Needed , she got something .
I'm just saying he had to use a strap .
Okay , sometimes I think a strap could be bigger than the real thing .
You never know , but it don't feel the same . It don't throb . It don't what it don't throb it ain't warm . You got no blood circulation , I think .
Anybody would rather that Than having your actual brother or uncle just be like hey .
Oh , yo Shout out to my boy John , oh uh yo shout out to my boy , john , yeah is he great , or was this the last episode ?
she came in the last episode , right she would have been pregnant if she survived . My boy , john , had that super spine .
Yeah .
All right , yeah , in the cave too .
All right , let's get to episode four . Now and now his watch is ended . So Theon's rescuer , quote unquote , betrays him or turning him to the prison for more torture . And after a failed escape attempt , jane believes himself lost without his sword hand . Uh , brienne uh urges him to remain hopeful .
Barris tells tyrian how he became a eunuch , then shows him the sorcerer who castrated him , who is now his captive . He advises Tyrion to be patient for business at Craster's keep . The surviving knights , watchmen starving , excuse me come into conflict with their host and Craster . And Mormont is slain and struggled .
And Sam flees with gilly with her newborn son uh , aria and gendry are taken to the brotherhood secret cave meeting with their leader barrick , who later senses on sandork uh , to drive by combat with him . So marjorie proposes that that Sansa married Loras , which Sansa finds Agreeable , but she did not know that he Was gay .
Daenerys then meets with Slavers Grisness To trade one dragon For the Unsullied army . Once the deal is struck , she commands the Unsullied to kill All of the slave masters and has her dragon burn the crevice . And then she frees the Unsullied who willingly follow her . So pretty good episode on episode 4 .
Like just go to show how Daenerys Is not the one to be fucked with . And also , I mean I know we don't really care for Theon , but that's such a mindfuck . Oh my god , did the dude really have to cut his dick off , bro ? Did he really have to pretend ?
he was a rescuer . That was extra shit that he .
No , that was some extra shit that he did . That was like some really petty , uh high-functioning psychopath type shit . No he was fucked in the head .
We can all determine that shit . He was very much fucked in the head . I don't know how you can just sit there and just be like oh cool , Someone's private parts A part of me . Just be like oh cool , someone's private parts .
A part of me just felt like Neon deserved it . I'm not gonna lie . A part of me felt that way .
Maybe , maybe .
I guess you can say that his actions leading up to His capture was a little Dickless .
So I mean he had no , you know , he didn't think for himself and now he can never use that for himself . You know that's messed up , but at the same time I think you deserve it it's almost like the punishment fit the crime kind of and now the rest of what happened ? No , Like that was messed up .
So , Mira , what you're saying is think with your cock You're fucked out of luck . It's essentially what you're saying .
Yeah , you're not wrong .
That's what I'm saying . That whole thing , everything about that episode of Bone . Like Tucker said , it was mindfuck . It was hard to watch .
Yeah bro , I could not .
That's what made me .
That's really what made me hate him . At first I was like , oh , he's just crazy , but then , nah , he's really crazy .
Yeah , I mean , it's like he's crazy , but he's not stupid , though . That's what makes him scary .
That's what made him so much worse , cause , yeah , he's actually not fucking stupid .
Yeah , because , like , if you look at Other stupid Other like crazy people , like Freaking fake king Joffrey , joffrey crazy . But we can see why he crazy , right , we see why he crazy , though , and why he like he like villainy and looking out the window and stuff like that , cause his mama and daddy they ain't got enough grooms on .
But this dude like villainy and looking out the window and stuff like that , because his mama and daddy they ain't got enough grooms on . But this dude Daddy wasn't there . He just raised you , I'm sorry .
I mean technically , his daddy was there , but he was also his uncle .
Scotty doesn't know . That's a good song too .
Oh yeah , you know what I was watching Euro Trip not too long ago . It still kind of holds up to this day .
Jenny is . Let me tell you , dr Umar , forgive me , but Jenny , she can get it .
Another one .
Yeah , she's not a baby mama though .
Oh well , you know what ? I kind of see the attraction between her and Cersei because you know they just got this thing with Fucking around With their brothers .
You know Cersei couldn't get it , though I don't really like Cersei back then . I don't like the way she talk , it's the way she say stuff .
It's like she had this permanent puss on her face .
Yeah , I mean , even when she's smiling , I'm like but the red woman you can get it , not the old one , the young red woman . It Not the old one , the young red woman , not the old one .
No , I got you .
The same one that had the little dark shadow baby . Yeah , yeah , yeah , she can get it .
Got you .
If I had the option to save Theon and slap Cersei in the face A million times . I hope you know that I'm slapping Cersei A million times in one . That last one's just a bonus .
Alright , look , look , look , fuck , marry , kill real quick . Alright , there are three people . Brianna , brianna , what's her name ?
Lady .
Brienne Lady , brienne Katlyn Stark and the old lady that was telling the bedtime stories to all the Stark children .
Man , I'm not doing this Shit .
This isn't a lot of Y'all don't got a lot of good options , because this ain't my party . First of all , Mary and Brienne .
The big woman , the big woman .
I would have said like I'm looking at , look I like . I would have said like looking at , I would have said like fucking Marjorie and Melisandre .
Now that's hard . I don't want that's not that hard . I hated Sansa . Now I understand empowerment and all the other stuff . She had a lot going on , but she kind of made her own grave . She had numerous opportunities to lead she . Oh , I know I love the prince .
He's going to be the king and I'm going to be the queen Bruh , and you're going to be suffering your fault . You could have been in the Winterfell . You could have been with the desert people what's they called ? With the sand snakes ? She could have been everywhere around the world . She could have been in Essos .
Yeah .
She could have been a many-faced god , or what's that ? People called A many-faced assassin . Why , ugh , I can't stand songs .
You know , she just wanted a traditional role of she needs to be wiped up by a dude that got something going on .
Yeah , I would smash her , but then I would boast , her .
But yeah , that's why I say that . You know what ? In that order , In that exact order .
Not a chance , not even a dinner date .
What's her name ? The other one you said .
Marjorie , oh yeah marry her .
Yeah yeah , she's marriable , unless that one was Melisandre right .
Yeah , the one you like oh oh , Missandei . Yeah .
Fuck that . Marry Missandei , missandei from the island of Nile . Marry her . Fuck that , I'll fuck the other girl , dr Umar , will you know ?
what I mean .
Decisions were made .
Alright , alright , alright , hold on . Episode 5 now Kiss by Fire . So Tyrion , knowing the crown is deeply in debt to the Iron Bank , persuades Olenna to pay for half of the royal wedding . Sansa tells Littlefinger she wants to remain in King's Landing . Tywin discovers that Tyrell's intent to marry Sansa to Loras .
To circumvent this , he plots to marry Sansa to Tyrion and Cersei to Loras . Over both Lannister's objections , stannis confesses his infidelity to his wife Selyse . Selyse excuse me if I'm pronouncing words wrong , I've been drinking . Who says she knows and approves their daughter , um princess uh shiren .
Uh sneaks into the dungeon and to visit davos and teaches him to read . Uh sandor is released and after killing uh thundarian to the trial by combat , uh thoros resurrect thundarian using the lord of light's powers .
Gandry remains with the brotherhood who intend to ransom aria to rob , excuse me , after being delivered to ruse bolton , jamie um tells brian he killed mad king eric targaryen to prevent his destroying king's landing with wildfire . Uh rob executes lord carl . Start um after the latter murders to have to launch the boys , but the car starts abandoning him .
Rob hopes to make a new alliance with Walder Frey , ygritte seduces Jon who breaks his night watch spouse and Daenerys encourages the Unsullied to choose a leader among them , and they choose Grey Worm . Once again a good one . We got the boy Grey Worm getting a promotion , jon gets laid and other shit . But uh , wait , what y'all thoughts on episode five ?
it's funny because like john gets laid and everybody else is like getting laid before him . So you kind of like see john fucking and you're like finally bro , it's like that .
one episode , always sunny , with um dennis is with Dennis . You're getting laid , he's getting laid . Even Charlie's getting laid . It's making you look terrible .
It would have sucked if a unit would have been getting laid Right .
I actually thought that John was going to go out like his daddy and never break a vow , even though his daddy technically broke a vow , vow . You know what I mean Even though his daddy technically broke a vow . But that was the end of him yeah fuck that .
I'm breaking all vows .
Hell you don't break a vow . So I'm going to be in the Cape Thugging hey .
It's just that you can't father no children .
I ain't got no children .
You could say that Jon Snow is an oath breaker . You could say that Jon Snow is an oath breaker If you know .
Ah yeah .
Yeah , yeah , yeah , you having me pay fucking Thousand gold for that shit . Some people are gonna be very confused by that comment .
People are . Like that's so emotional .
What the fuck are they talking about ? Be a paladin in Baldur's Gate 3 and then we'll talk , yeah . And also , I did pay 10,000 gold because I had the money . I cheated , cheater , cheater , fucking cheater . Hey , if there's an exploit .
I'm using it , Shit you're going to tell me that I can get everything for free give it to me you know , what with this episode and Cersei still being a bitch yeah , yeah you start seeing kind of a little more of the Unsullied Army and what they're capable of , but at the same time it's like you're also seeing a little bit of the life Of the Hound , little
by little , like a whole bunch of shit is happening in this episode . But you know , with also Jon being beyond the wall , yeah , everything was just happening so . So I don't support them . Or sporadic , that's not the word I'm looking for , it doesn't matter , go on .
Got it , mira Jane . You have any notes on episode 5 ?
Jamie . This is the first time we really see Jamie just like fall apart , like recounting like the Mad King and him being called the Kingslayer and how people have that look on his face of like and they just despise him for doing it .
But Hold on , hold on pause . I like the way you said Jamie's where . It's like I think that's exactly how those people are treating him .
It's like look at him , the king motherfucker man , but he kept making it worse On himself . You got so many people With Jamie , I would understand . I would understand Joffrey Yikes . A lot of people Are telling them so many different things All at once . It's like it gets overbearing After one point .
Yeah , it's like on one hand hand he's like , yeah , I'm that dude , I'm the Kingslayer , whatever . But at the same time it's like he at first .
He came off in a way to where he's not supposed to be likable , but it's almost like he had to be humbled by things like losing his right hand and forming this relationship with Brienne to be like okay there's some humanity in him , so like we feel something for him midway through .
Yeah , Game of Thrones is arguably the greatest TV show of all time . Statistically , it's the greatest TV show in HBO history . Definitely a cult classic yeah , but aside from that , it's probably arguably Jamie has the second best character development in TV history . First , of course , would be Prince Zuko in Avatar .
The Last Airbender , oh man but what's crazy is that in the book which , which you know , I always harp on books because books give you more detail , more insight In the books , the book that he's obsessed , he's literally obsessed over , there's multiple chapters . Over here I'm obsessing over Farver , his name in the history to the book for all .
The captains of the Night's Watch , not Night's Watch , the captain of the guard , the captain of the guard Trying to make sure yeah the captain of the guard Trying to make sure that he has something written in history .
So I don't know if you're aware , the last season , in the last episode , brienne is actually the one that writes in there the history about Jaime , which completes his arc for his character development . But he literally obsesses , even throughout the first few books . He obsesses over , obsesses over .
He wants to do something for glory so he can have something put in the book , because the last thing that was written in the book that he was a Kingslayer .
It's almost like amy was uh had this things where he . He was feeling like that .
Loki energy is where I am burdened with glorious purpose yeah , I wish albus dumbledore was in this , because I was dumbledore would have wrecked everybody . Man Wouldn't have to worry about nothing . He would have seen all this in the future .
Magic man . It would be so broken to where you just have magic . Yeah , there is magic users in Game of Thrones , but the way they use magic is more like it's not like they weaponize magic onto an advanced level .
It's not like fairy tales , where it's like damn near everybody is a wizard and they can just use magic and shit , like you know like everybody should get a grimoire black clover type shit .
I mean you barely even get to see like presence of true magic In the show until you start getting Into the , the god of , like God of many faces , as you start getting to see like what , the abilities For thieves and rogues To start coming in and that's like that's all good magic .
Yeah , and what do we say to the god of death ?
not today and even before then it's like dragons was considered the closest thing to magic , like if you had dragons , like nobody's fucking with you .
I mean , would you even consider dragons being magical ? I just think that's just nature , yeah .
It's just like overgrown birds that can shoot , fire Like . They're great magical creatures , though Great magical .
Flying fire , breathing lizards .
When I think of dragon dragons , I'm thinking like I know I've mentioned it before , but Avatar , the Last airbender , where the dragon's purpose is to teach you the way of the dragon , like you know . I mean so you can get stronger , the dragon in other words fairy tale basically fairy tale yeah .
Alex , so what you're saying is we need not to Got you what you saying you know what I thought about getting a tattoo of the fairytale gil bro .
I'm going to cause . I want to be Connor , I want to be that tattoo . I think that would be dope . But if I get anything , I'm going to get a .
I'm going to get a tattoo on my hand Of the um , the what's her name ? From Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood .
Which one ?
The little triangle symbol for the transfers .
The transmutation .
Yeah , the transmutation , oh I have that in my arm oh for real .
Yeah , I have that in my arm . Oh my God , See , that's what I want .
No , gabe does tattoos right . You still do tattoos right . Oh my god , see , that's what I want . You still do tattoos right .
Oh my god , that's what I want on my hand .
Yeah .
This is my second tattoo .
Dang , I want that that is fire .
I got 16 tattoos and this was the first one that I did . I did it on myself . It was . You can tell that that was the first thing that I did . Actually , when I was practicing I had a dude ask me to make something of Game of Thrones , so I made a design . I gotta find it . I gotta find the picture somewhere .
It was a design for one of the dragons and I did just like crisscross , like blue dragon , red dragon , middle like a yellow dragon and then the more like yellow . Yellow was like a creamy , like a very dark cream dragon , almost like mustardy . It was supposed to be influenced by Game of Thrones . That was a favorite . I loved it . I gotta find it somewhere .
I know it has to be in one of my designs somewhere .
I gotta get some more shading on my deco , because my deco is getting a little wacky .
Just have them do a lighter color red . My chest be hurting though , oh , dude you should totally get more chest tattoos , do it .
I ain't got no more space now . All my thinking of half my chest .
It's not going to fit . After the wedding I'm definitely getting another tattoo and , uh , I actually had one inspired for for game of thrones that I wanted to do , but I wasn't sure . Yo , my guy here's got like this whole chest all tattooed and whatnot all might is worthy that is a lot all my is .
I'm trying to tell you Definitely I get finished shading , but All Might is definitely worthy .
Who did your tattoo ?
My friend . His name is Hiram , everybody calls him Caso .
I know who that is oh yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah .
How was that six-hour session for you ?
It was a tap-out session and I definitely tapped out because my chest was on fire .
There's nothing wrong with that People who are listening . If you're getting a tattoo while you're watching Game of Thrones , while you're thinking Game of Thrones , or any of the such , let me tell you if you're going to tap out , tap out . If you need the spray to feel better , do it . I ain't getting the bitch spray .
If you need the spray To like feel better , to like Do it , do it .
Let me tell you .
I've had men bigger than you Like sit on that chair and be like I can't . But I gotta sit here and take the pain and then pass out . Yeah , I ain't passing out .
I got to sit here and take the pain and then pass out . Yeah , I ain't passing out . I got a hot pain tolerance , though .
I mean , if you got the pain tolerance , yeah . But if you want the spray and you want to be comfortable , if you want to be even like using your phone and be like la dee , da , dee da Facebook .
I'm like for my back , though . I gotta get my back finished . I got a whole bunch of tests on my back . Now you gotta plug everything together and finish this arm , and then I'll be done . I said I'll be done , but I just started on my legs . I'll be done and you won't get the sprint .
I said I'd be done , but I just started on my legs , so I'll be just about there .
Lucky .
I got the symbol of Depth of Hollows on my leg the other day .
Very nice . I love Harry Potter . Very nice , dude . So we're going to digress a little bit , going back to the show In King's Landing . Isn't that where Cersei asks Baelish for help and writing into King's Landing Of the Tyrells ? Yeah , she asks Baelish for help and he's like Well , I mean yeah .
Because you know how little finger rolls . I mean I'm going through a lot of trouble Helping you out . So I don't even know if it's worth my trouble , you know .
I just need a little help . You know what I mean .
Slide me a little , something , something I'm not going to say that .
You know , he really reminded me of Snape a little bit . Look at me in the eyes , because you look like your mama . I'm like you know .
I'm just going to sit back on that . I'm just gonna sit back on that .
I was not thinking Snape at all . Honestly , I was thinking he was more like Dollar Store Doctor Strange to me .
They got the same greasy hair . Snivellus Yo Alright . Snivellist yo alright okay , hold on .
Let's get back to episode 6 , the climb . So , in King's Landing , speaking of which , tywin coerces Olenna to in agreement to marry Cersei to Loras , cersei admits to Tyrion that Joffrey tried to have him killed during the siege .
Tyrion informs Shae and Sansa about his and Sansa's betrothal and Littlefinger tells Varys that he discovered Ross and was Varys informed that Joffrey killed her In the Riverlands , melisandre by Gendry from the brotherhood , and foretells aria that he will kill many people with brown eyes , green eyes and blue eyes . Uh , she promised that they will meet again .
So that's like ominous . Uh , having married uh talisa , rob Robb strikes a new Agreement with Walder Frey by Giving him a Harrenhal and by having his uncle , edmure Tully , marry a Frey Daughter or granddaughter . Ruth Bolton plans to send Jaime to King's Landing but refuses To allow Brienne to accompany him .
At an unknown location , the mysterious man continues to torture and Theon , we know who it is , but uh , we'll get there . Uh , in the north , tension arises between osha and mira . Uh , behind beyond the wall , uh , sam continues to his fight with gilly , while johnny egret uh scaled the wall with two other wildlings .
All right , so anything to add on to episode 6 ?
Yeah , that lady , that wilding lady , the one with the red hair , the pretty lady , she was pretty . Yeah , she was strikingly pretty . You know her whole role with John . I think she was more of a positive thing . A lot of people say that she was a very negative thing to John . I think she was more of a positive thing .
A lot of people say that she was a very negative thing to Jon . I think she was a more positive thing . I think that if not for her , we wouldn't have had a good , the good Jon Snow .
You know what's weird ? Like every time I see Ygritte , I think of Alloy Vermont , horizon Zero Dawn .
But yeah , I can see that .
You know what you dead right .
Right , he's not wrong .
I can see that and then you think about it . If you go into the ice part , yeah , Hold on , hold on .
What's her name again ? Rose Leslie . Hey , yo uh tell them to make a Horizon Zero Dawn movie and have you start it .
Wasn't they going to ?
I think it was a concept , but I think it's got . It was one of those things that maybe got scrapped or is upcoming . Let me check , I'll check .
Either way . What was that ? Lady with the witch ? Lady With the one with the dress Constantly red ?
Melisandre , yeah .
God damn , really , tucker . Let's talk about , let's talk about her for a second , mmhmm , oh no , her . Let's talk about her for a second , right , oh no .
We still haven't fully seen all that body . Y'all want to talk about the lady with the shadow snatch .
Yeah , yeah , right . Giving birth to the demon baby . That's what we're going to talk about .
First of all , freeran alright and her . Those are some grandmas . I like to see you know what I mean .
Oh , oh , oh .
Hey , matter of fact , Freeran her , the red woman , and doggone , um , what's her name ? Uh , the fifth Hokage . Yeah , Some old ladies , for ya , some old ladies for ya . She should have let .
Gavria hit .
Yeah , you know , I think she did . I think so , I ain't gonna lie to you . You know what think she did ? I think so , I ain't gonna lie to you .
You know what's weird , though ? Like , for some reason I keep thinking that Melisandre Looked like fucking um Elizabeth Olsen as Scarlet Witch . Like , not exactly , but like , sort of like . It's like when you squint at her . It's like .
Elizabeth Olsen too , I'm with it .
Elizabeth Olsen too . I'm with it , wait .
Elizabeth Olsen now , or the Scarlet Witch .
Now .
I want to dial it back like maybe a couple years .
Yeah , yeah , yeah , I'm talking about Avengers . That was great .
I'm talking about Avengers .
Mm-hmm , okay , okay , look shit , I got an older lady on my page . You know what I mean .
Take them teeth out . Help , Take them teeth out . Red woman .
What if she could only take out her back teeth ?
Oh , that's cool . Open your mouth , take them back , teeth out .
But like she's so used to gumming that she kind of like gums . You know what I mean . Oh , she don't even slap .
Respectfully , respectfully .
Respectfully Look . Having the lights off Changes the game Entirely .
I need the lights On though .
Why do you want the lights on I ?
don't . Either way is fine . I prefer the lights on .
Burn off the light . Light a candle , thank you , I don't prefer bright lights .
Romantic . I don't know if you can see the red light district .
Those lights is what you're saying .
I need a little light .
A little light .
What am I getting into right now ? Gotta peep the scenery out . I'm trying to see . If I need to vacuum or shave or something I need to Scratch that kitty cat .
You can't just do the rake motion with like a shaver I'm weak no , you just need to see as to whether or not just do the rake motion with like a shaver .
No , you just need to see as to whether or not . If she's like a ballpoint pen , very fine .
Hey , you know I like it smooth , like a baby's bottom . I like it real smooth . I ain't gotta worry about nothing . I don't mind either way , though what Lil Wayne said . Lil Furry Still put it in my mouth . I ain't got no worries .
Hey , according to my time , my guy it's a preference , though it's a preference .
Hey man , let him eat cake , you know .
Hey , what did the philosopher Jermaine Cole say ? He said you want your cake , you eat it too . It's cake , that's what . Hey , what did the philosopher Jermaine Cole say ? He said you want your cake , you eat it too .
It's cake . That's what you're supposed to do .
Alright , y'all .
Episode 7 .
The Bear and the Maiden Fair . I gotta let you guys know I gotta be heading out in a second .
It's time to put the baby to bed I got it well , besides something , I was great to have you on . You take it easy , okay I'll catch you guys later .
Much love to y'all later all right .
Uh , like I was saying episode seven and , um , we got like three more after this , so let's try to blaze right through it .
You want to go to 7 and 8? .
Yeah , we can do that . So in the North , jojen tells Bran they must not stop at Castle Black but travel beyond the wall to find the three-eyed raven . Osha warns them about the White Walkers . Johnny Eager's relationship defense , angering , jealous wildling on Orel Theon's torture , castrates him .
That's the part where he had to get women to lure him into a false sense of confidence like oh yeah , the ladies fucking love me . The next , you know really , really , all right . Uh , rob learns that talisa is pregnant and aria escapes the brotherhood , only to be captured by uh the hound . And melisandre tells gendry that , uh , his father was king robert .
Uh , shea warns Tyrion that their relationship will end once he marries Sansa . Tywin and Joffrey discuss Daenerys . Tywin dismisses her as a potential threat , though , and then Daenerys reaches Yunkai and declares war on the city , which is kind of funny because oh , she's not threatening . Meanwhile she's attacking the city .
And uh , anyways , bruce bolton leaves uh harrenhal to edmund's wedding while james bids brianne farewell as he departs for king's landing . On the road , james learns blog has refused brianne's father's ransom . He returns to harrenhal to find brianne in a pit fighting a bear . She saves her and then they depart to King's Landing together .
Bro , the fact that Brienne is so fucking strong that she reminds me of Zarya from Overwatch , where it's like just be fighting bears . Just because Any thoughts on episode 7 , let's say , mirajahane , don't leave me hanging here , sorry .
I'd say Episode 7 was I don't want episode uh seven was I don't want to say it was kind of forgettable , but it was kind of forgettable to me . It was kind of like a glaze over for me . Um , I didn't necessarily feel like we needed it , other than King's Landing .
What I do love , though , and I definitely really started shipping it , here was Breanne and Jamie , like I was team . Let's get these people together , because why isn't it happening yet ? And at this point I'll be honest , did anybody kind of forget about Rob ?
Honestly . Honestly , for some reason , when we go back into Game of Thrones , rob was one of those siblings that was honestly forgettable , like I think it's mainly because he dies in this season , like I know I'm not exactly there yet , but we're just around the corner anyway .
So , uh , I'm just saying , like the fact that um , he like listen , even though with , like , he dies off on the first season , but the fact is his actions set the tone for the whole story , so it makes sense for him to have more notable in the story . But with Rob it's like , yeah , he's like the king of the north and all that shit .
With Rob it's like , yeah , he's like the king of the North and all that shit . But it's like , ah , it's almost like um Rob is just filling the role until , like someone like Jon Snow come back into , back to the North and all that shit . So it's like , really it's more about um Rob just filling it .
It feels like the relationship between Kamina and Seamon , from on Grim Lagoon to where , like , you have uh , the older brother looking out for the family and um and everything , up until he's the one who dies early .
And but you know , it's different in Game of Thrones , obviously , but the whole point being is like Rob just feels like , yeah , he's , it was like that one woman that we were just talking about . For me , spiritually , he just felt like he was just there . He's just filling the role up until the Red Wedding and then after that we have our main players .
For the most of the series he did feel like a pretty face .
I can't lie , he definitely felt like a cute . He was like the draw for the girls to keep watching .
I mean to be fair . I'm kind of glad that my boy's still getting work . He was in the Eternals , so , yeah , actually both of them shit .
Yeah , they were Dang .
Jon Snow and Robb start within the fucking Eternals .
Well , it's official , those worlds are not connected . I'll come up with a theory for it later . Oh , can you ?
imagine .
Oh God , red screen theory .
Yes , yes , they're connected . Oh god , red screen theory yes , yes y'all get out of here listen , okay , go ahead .
I know Tuck said let's just go through seven and eight . So let me just go ahead and go through eight and then stop right there .
So episode eight , second sons , like this kind of funny , because I remember playing this game on infamous second son and it was actually pretty good I might play it again I just read , I just redid it , bro , and I didn't finish the last of that last um , fight hard as hell , I'm gonna lie , yeah , lie . Yeah , I was like you know .
I said man , I already beat it , I ain't doing this again . After I died like five times . This is like nah , yeah , I already beat it before . I'm not going to beat it again . And thank you , huh .
Yeah , Augustine is a tough bitch .
Yeah , bro shouldn didn't it come out in like ?
2014 , yeah and I still got it . I deleted my save data and redid it well I said I deleted it .
I did like a second save data .
Yeah man they played that in a minute , dang . Okay , I'm gonna replay it they remastered it too oh yeah , okay , you know what ?
let's go so it look good .
I don't know if y'all got what's the name Plus PS Plus .
I do .
Yeah , it's free , then you can .
Alright , for real though , episode 8 . So King's Landing hosts Tyrion and Sansa's wedding . Cersei shows her displeasure towards Margaery and Loras at the wedding feast . Tyrion calls a drunken scene . Tywin demands that Tyrion quickly produce a Lancer heir , but Tyrion later assures Sansa their marriage will never be consummated without her consent .
Not ironic , considering what's going to go down in episode 5 . We'll get there . When we get there , uh , sandor tells aria that they are heading for the twins to ransom her to rob . Stan releases doubles , demanding he respect melisandre . I'm like that was like never . That woman is the devil .
He arrives in in Dragonstone with Gendry , whom she seduces to extract his blood from using leeches . You see that fucking succubus woman at it again and in a magical ritual , stannis casts blood-filled leeches into a firewall , naming three usurpers Robb Stark , balon Greyjoy and king joffrey . Uh , denarius learns that yunkai has employed mercenaries called the second sons .
One of their handsome lieutenants on daria naharis killed the other leaders and pledged the company's loyalty to denarius . Sam and Gilly are attacked by a White Walker , which Sam destroys with a dragon glass dagger . Excuse me , that was episode 8 . Any thoughts on that ?
so plenty of thoughts , plenty of thoughts . Bran is stupid . Plenty of thoughts , plenty of thoughts . Bran is stupid . I love Bran as a person , but he ain't no leader . He can't lead nothing . Genji should have known that his daddy was King Robert .
Honestly , I think Bran's whole arc was a matter of circumstance , to where it's like it all started when he saw some sweet home Alabama climbing a tower that he shouldn't have been climbing yeah , bran want to be nosy climbing up everything .
And who the hell let they climb that high , bro ? You know how high that was .
Yeah , I'm like you mean to tell me you didn't bother to look at a find a ladder or like some stairway or something .
Yeah , because he was big . We all know that was the bad job .
That's because the cat should have whooped his ass . She didn't whoop his ass . Better word spoil the time . The Bible says that . I ain't saying that , the Bible says that . But look , brandon should have got his behind whooped . I ain't gonna lie . That's some pawn people stuff . Man .
If he wasn't looking too hard at it he saw like okay , like three seconds of it . Like like okay , I'm gonna walk away now , like he would have been fine , but like nah , he had to stick around and like scar his memory with watching Jamie and Cersei get it on in private are we sure Bran has the blood of the first man ?
that sounds like some I don't know . That sounds like some Lannister stuff that he was doing like he shouldn't't know . That sounds like some Lannister stuff that he was doing .
Like he shouldn't be climbing up the wall like that .
See , starks , don't do that .
Do you think it was kind of destiny ?
It was his Tully blood doing that . Everything is destiny , though . If you think about it , everything is like , let's just say , the three-eyed raven is omnipotent , Like no , the past , present and future . So I mean everything , literally everything was destiny .
But I mean he didn't have to have his back broke for that , but he could have did all that with a bat , Because the current three-eyed raven at the time like he could walk . He didn't have you , didn't ?
have the role to be the three eyed raven .
That was his character development nah , man , they could have gave him some different character development . What happened that gave Jamie one hand , they couldn't get him on one leg . He should have just walked with a cane . Same thing , it would have made the same point .
Well , it's the three-eyed raven , not the one-legged raven .
The three-eyed raven had . The current three-eyed raven at the time got two legs . He was just old . That's his only problem . He's old as hell .
Cranky old bird .
Yeah , but like brand old development is pretty good . I like Gendry . Gendry was a great character , even though I don't ship him and what's her name together . That don't even make no sense . Arya yeah , arya should have been with Hot Pie . You think so ? Yeah , I really like Hot Pie . Together , like that don't even make . It didn't make no sense .
Yeah , aria should have been with hot pie . Yeah , I really like hot pie . They should have more hot pie and less gendry . They just want to put somebody swole that be hammering stuff and trapezius muscles .
It did look kind of good , though you know what's funny . Like I keep running into gendry in this rewatch and I'm thinking like why is it that I can't remember this guy ? It's like I can literally watch an episode that he was in and I'm still like I still don't understand what is this deal Like ? Why is he so important to this plot ?
Like they're saying like , oh , we need to find this boy , gendry , and kill him . I'm like why , why ?
is he ? Because he's a bastard , Bastards and arguably the king is a bastard , so they don't want no competition .
Yeah , so they got to kill off all the bastards .
That's why they was killing babies .
Oh yeah , that one scene where it's like , okay , they was killing all the King Robert's bastards .
They wanted what they could think of , and they were looking for him specifically to make sure he was dead , so that ain't nobody can argue and say that the throne belongs to them . That wasn't King , because King didn't know that . That was his mama . His mama knew because Cersei was like he was a whore . He do got a whole bunch of babies .
I don't care about the babies . They don't want , like the queen of dragons and other dragons To exist either , because he technically has rights to the throne Should be the yeah , because In the Game of Thrones you either win or you die . That's true , and it seems like Everyone dies .
And see , that's why I say akuma got killed , is the game of thrones of anime , because , you know , with the imperial arms , they they have these rules where if two imperial arms on users uh get into a fight , one of them will die .
So it's like with the whole thing with the imperial arms , it's like you , either you win the fight or you die , and they stay true to that uh whole thing .
It's where , like usually when you see two imperial arms , people fight one of them in the bed , and that's why we get what we got in that anime , which is made me feel kind of bad because I'm like , god damn it Just don't get attached to these characters , ladies and gentlemen , they're gonna die on me .
Yeah , bro , I didn't even pay no attention to Kimmy bro , bro , I didn't even know . I was like bro , why the name of this show is that and they didn't talk about her until the last second . Oh yeah , she's the main character . What ? Yeah , oh yeah , she's the main character . What , yeah , you was following this dude all time .
Yeah , they made her look like a side character in her own show , but yeah , it was more like the Tatsumi show .
When I tell you that first episode , bro . Yeah , I was like I'm not watching this no more , but I was hooked . After that I was like I'm not watching this no more , but I was hooked after that .
I was so mad , yeah .
And Second Sons . I really like the Second Sons , Dario , even though he trying to take my baby mama from me he was a good leader and Sam , my boy , killed a white walker , bruh . He the first person to kill a white walker in a thousand years . Samuel Tully what's his last name ? Tully . Oh yeah , I meant Tubby or whatever , yeah , yeah .
And I like how they mess with him .
Samuel Tawley Slayer fuck around and be like Patrick in that one episode where Spongebob called him Tubby by accident , you know like just fucking around with you know the Salted Splatoon Splatoon episode and Spongebob was just fucking with Patrick . He's like nobody call me Tommy . Yeah , episode 9 , unless anyone else got anything else . On episode 8 soiled it .
Oh wait , doesn't Gendry die or is not yet .
Gendry , yeah what what ?
or does it like something happens with Gendry ? I can't oh like . Doesn't he sleep with Melisandre ?
Yes , oh , yeah , yeah , he got some pussy .
What it seems like all the girls .
He got some of that shadow snatch . He got that blood . He got the blood .
Not the shadow snatch . It was a good time he got ensnared into the pussy .
Oh God , that's a good time . Shadow snatch .
I like that and ensnared into the bladder it traps it , traps it .
I don't know if y'all recall I don't know if I seen it on YouTube or like a movie where I was just girl , she was having sex and like the dude went inside her .
Like the whole dude , oh yeah you know what I'm talking about I think it was like a short it was like a Korean or some sort of Asian movie and I was like when I seen that , I was like man , that's how I want to go no , what nah ? That's some straight up Odebia type shit . You know .
No , no , I don't even know how I gotta find this clip . I'm gonna find it . I'm gonna be careful what I type in , but I gotta . How does it ?
It's literally like a Vacuum like a . Morocco's wind tunnel type shit .
It's like a black hole . She has a black hole for a vagina .
Yeah .
And that's how you want to go .
That's how I want to go .
Okay .
If I can choose , that's exactly how I want to go With Melisandre . No , no , no , Melisandre .
You said it . No , no , no , no , dr Uma , forgive me , you said you could get a snatch . That's what you said .
Dr Uma , forgive me , imagine if it had teeth .
No , no , no I didn't know what I'm saying . Isn't that like the boys ?
You know low-key . It happened to me one time where I almost died . Oh good lord , somebody was um the term I'm looking for here . Somebody was on top of my face .
Yeah , smothering me .
Smothering me , and I wanted to be smothering me , smothering me , and I want it to be smothered . But yeah , needless to say , 30 more seconds . I would have been dead , and that's a way to go . No regrets .
I feel that alright , for real , though , let's go ahead and try to get through these last two episodes . So episode 9 , there reigns a Casimir Sam and Gilly and her son arrive at the wall while hiding in a tower .
During the thunderstorm , bran enters Holder's mind to prevent his revealing their hiding place to wildlings below with his lament , and nearby John refused to murder a farmer who Ygritte kills , and John is attacked by other wildlings but escapes .
Bran uses his warg ability to save John , who kills on Orel , before escaping , leaving a furious Ygritte behind with Chief Tormund Osha Rickon and his dire wolf Shaggydog , before escaping , leaving a furious Ygritte behind with Chief Tormund Osha Rickon and his dire wolf Shaggy Dog I like that name Depart for the last hearth , while Bran , meera , jojen Hodor and Bran's
dire wolf Summer plan to go beyond the wall . Daenerys sends Jorah Nahara and Grey Worm to infiltrate Yunkai and open the city gate for her army . Yunkai's slaves willingly surrender to her forces . Rob arrives at the Twins and apologizes to Walder for reneging on his agreement to marry a Frey daughter .
Walder appears to accept his apology while edmund marries rosalind , fray , walder's so pretty granddaughter . I like how they had to make it known that he was the only pretty granddaughter . So after the newlyweds leave the feast , walder's men end up doing the whole red wedding , to where , uh , catelyn , talisa and the stark banner man , uh , they all get killed .
While bruce bolton , now a lannister loyal , kills rob , uh , sir brendan tully , caitlyn's , uh , catelyn's uncle survives , having excused himself from the feast just prior to the slaughter and the Hound and Arya arrives at the twins during the massacre but the Hound carries her to safety . Ah yeah , the red way how y'all feeling about episode 9 ?
this was a lot . This was a lot .
This was a lot not Rob bro listen listen , rob had a heart of gold , his I don't know what to call her his wife . They got married right , or was that before they got married ?
No , no , like right after they got married . Yeah , they literally just got married .
He didn't even get to like get some wife ? Nah , he did , he had already come straight .
Yeah , I was about to say she was pregnant .
Yeah , he ain't gonna let that go . He wasn't gonna let that slide . Yeah , he ain't gonna let that go . He wasn't gonna let that slide and she wasn't gonna let him slide . Did you see his hair ? Come on , but she was so fine . I mean , I don't want to forgive me , she was so cute .
She was so cute . Okay , she was so cute , she was so cute .
Okay , she was so cute . I ain't no way she should have got killed , bruh .
The way they did it too , Cat yeah . They had to stab her in the stomach to where the unborn baby had to die too .
Bruh the way they healed . And then my boy the hound shielded Arya so she couldn't see him . He was big brothering her . That's when I knew that the hound was the one .
I knew he had a decent heart , at least a semi decent yeah like he wasn't completely heartless . But you know what ? Catelyn warned Rob that that was the reward Not to do it .
She could have just been a concubine and he could have been happy and alive .
They could have just waited . Let me finish the war . Let's get through this . We still going to be in here .
He was going to marry the cute one , right ?
Yeah .
He could have married the cute one and been good to go Like you know what I mean . She would have been like the queen or whatever , of the north , and then he would have had his little sidey .
He could have had a polyamorous relationship to where I'm like yeah , this is the main bitch . I got married to her for political reasons , but this is the woman that I have actual romantic feelings for .
You know what I'm saying Where's ?
the communication . Right , all you gotta do is talk to her . I'll be like , hey , skip , hey , look , I know we married . But look , egret , you know what I mean ? I'm in love with her , we getting married just because . But , egret , that's the mean . I'm in love with her , we get married just because . But , ygritte , that's the one I'm trying to tell you .
So if you want to do a little side piece , you let me know , but until then I'm going to be smashing Ygritte . I'm like hey , if you want a three Z's , we can three Z's , but all you got to do is talk . You didn't give her the option . All you gotta do is talk . You didn't give her the option .
She probably would have said , yeah , she was already the only pretty one . She would have probably said , yeah she honestly , especially after , like a month after being around her daddy .
She would have definitely said yeah , I think dudes underestimate how some girls really don't mind just being in the mix like you know how , like a bunch of women like there's just something about a dude that's already in a relationship or already married , and like like there would be some women that was go on tiktok or some sort of podcast or interview and
straight up say , uh man , I'm not attracted to dudes . That single Like , wait , whoa , whoa , the fuck . So yeah , it be like that sometimes , where it's like you know , shoot your shot , maybe they might be into it . Y'all got anything else to add on to episode 9 ?
You know what I hate it .
I hate all the phrase .
Okay , yeah , I was gonna say that .
Yeah , I just hope that sometime In the next season , or maybe season 5 , episode 1 , um , something happens .
That sounds oddly specific I just hope something happens .
That sounds oddly specific . I just hope something happens . It's a cold opening .
Can I just say how Aria was never trying to get back to Sansa . She was like I gotta get to Rob .
Yeah .
But low-key though it's probably because Rob was the nicest one to her , like her , and rob was so close like it didn't make no sense . Like her and john was real close too , so it would have been rob and then um and then john that's very true , that's very true , and I hated that .
She was so close , right , she was right there , and then that was the saddest part of this episode to me . That aria was like right there and then my brother's dead , another one , just it was like watching her father die all over again yeah , if you think about it , that's a theme in game of thrones .
As soon as you think , something good about to happens . Oh my God , finally , my boy Ned is going to be in charge of everything and nope , nope , beheaded . Oh my God , my boy finally got some vagina . Guess what Dagger to the heart . You know what I mean ? Just so much . My boy Jamie finally going to be reunited with his lover .
Nope , brianne , it's just like bro , ain't nobody have nothing like god leave . The only person that got to have something was likely Tyrion .
I feel like Jon suffered the least .
Tyrion got his liquor back . He did . Jon suffered the least . He died .
Man that happened way later he died .
Shout out to the lord of life , okay .
I'm just saying , it happens way later , like up until this point , everybody else .
Yeah , they wanted John out of the way so that he can have character development .
Yeah , like you're not trying to kill him off .
You need to do a side quest . I need to look again because I haven't read the books in a while , but to my knowledge the last book that came out , john was still dead . That was the ending of the last book . He was still dead . Let me look and see . I haven't looked in like a year . Did George RR Martin produce the last book ?
I'll look it up while y'all talk alright .
Speaking of which , let's go ahead and talk about the season finale . Misa , I don't know how to say this , so yeah , you're right , misa mother so the massacre Masked mine happened to be Tywin Lannister , who reveals who , rewards House Frey With the seat of Riverrun and appoints Roose Bolton as Warden of the North .
Theon learns his men surrendered To him and returned for safe passage it be your own niggas man From Winterfell , and that his captors Is Ramsey Snow . But you know he's gonna go by Ramsey Bolton and Bolton's bastard son . Against Balon's Wishes , yara leaves A mission to rescue Theon .
Arya and the Hound Kill some frayed soldiers Mocking Robb's death like the scene that I was telling you about earlier , with stabbing the dude and throwing him on . Jaime and Brienne arrive in King's Landing , where Jaime is reunited with Cersei . Oh so this is the woman that you have real feelings for .
I see Brienne just like zam and Gilly encounter Bran's party and , unable to prevent them traveling beyond the wall , sam gives them dragon glad weapons . Sam returns to Castle Black with Gilly . Master Aemon has Sam send ravens to alert the saving kingdoms around about the White walker .
Excuse me , egrid finds John after you know John ran away from her and all that , and shoots him with the three arrows , feeling hurt about Him leaving and what not ? Deliberately , only wanting to wound him . He ends up escaping .
Returning to Castle Black in Dragonstone , davos helps gendry escape to prevent his uh , to prevent him from being sacrificed by melisandre and um stannis . But stannis ends up forgiving davos when davos proves that , uh , he's useful to him and his army and then heads north to aid the watch against the White Walker threat .
And back in Essos , the freed Yunkai slaves Received Daenerys as their mother . That is the season finale . Any thoughts ?
on that y'all Real quick so I can update y'all . Fire and blood Came out in 2018 , which ain't had nothing to do with nothing . It just had to do with um , the previous history of what we're watching now in the house of the dragon .
Um , but over the last 12 years , winds of winter and a dream of spring those are two books that george rr martin has to finish . In the last 12 years , he has not finished winds of winter , so he ain't even made it to a dream of spring . So , and uh , he has .
He's in his 70s , he ain't very healthy and he said he got many pages to go until he finished winds of winter , so likely we ain't gonna never get it .
Dang .
Likely .
Unless he get a brain blast out of nowhere .
Unless he get a brain blast yeah , but Jimmy Neutron ain't here , no more .
So I'm gonna cancel , but we are gonna review Jimmy Neutron at some point .
Yay .
Big Koolberg but we are going to review Jimmy Neutron At some point . I'm excited to review it . They did have that crossover too . The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour .
They also had a Digimon crossover With .
Digimon , digimon , which was cool . I know this ain't got nothing to do with nothing , but I decided . I just mentioned . I challenge you to find a theme song better than the pokemon theme song like what do you mean ?
better , like more iconic better , just better .
It's so , oh my God .
Have you watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure ?
No , I haven't watched it yet .
Yeah , I watched some of those opening songs .
It's better than Pokemon . Pokemon Worldwide Phenomenon .
Pokemon . Some are Bleach-themed songs . Better than Pokemon .
That's something Better than Pokemon . Listen to something Better than Pokemon . Listen to me . The Pokemon theme song went Diamond . I know none of the other theme songs Diamond .
You're right , there's . Some of them are plaid though Diamond .
No , hard as it is to go , diamond , unless you , beyonce . Or Michael Jackson or Lady Gaga or Taylor Swift or Cardi B when she first dropped .
That's true , the way I see it , the Pokemon theme song is iconic , but I just don't care for it anymore .
Yeah , no more . But you know it , don't you ? I ?
mean yeah , but like Exactly .
And everybody else in the world basically knows it .
Yeah , I still care for the song Come on , it's a bop If it . Come on , you ain't gonna sing it . Yeah , I'm not gonna sing it .
I'm not gonna . It's like out of the box theme song . Out of the box , Out of the box , Like bro . You gonna see it .
I'm like who the fuck ?
knows you know . What I know is let's say you drunk , let's just say you drunk , you at the bar . I wanna hear , I wanna be the very best Bro . You gonna be singing like . You just heard it for the first time .
I heard the remixes . I heard the R&B remix R&B .
They need to put someone walking on the remix . Sza Somebody .
SZA did the Pokemon theme song .
Yeah , I'm finna , dm her and tell her to do it .
You should you should . Actually do it to Doja . She'll probably do it for real .
Oh yeah , you right , Let me hear her .
Speaking of doja you seen that shit where she was like dressed up like this black looking demon ?
yeah , I think , why is doja doja cat throwing that thing back ? Oh , she should not have shaved her head back Soon as I put my windows in .
She should not have shaved her head . She looks cute . Okay , never mind .
She shaved it again , though .
She got a white man , so let her have it .
Leave her alone .
I kind of like the shaved head and plus she shaved her eyebrows and now me and her kind of seem to look good , because I told those who came to cover the Pokemon theme song yeah , she shaved them off .
Boy , she trying to go Super Saiyan 3 or something .
Maybe Boy she trying to go Super Saiyan 3 or something . Maybe you know what , tuck , you got me curious . I'm gonna look it up . The only thing I gotta say About this last episode Was Tyrion is the best .
And Valar Morghulis all men must die yes because this is when Sansa Arya Sansa sounds like a bad Sansa .
Yes , but Arya is just like . It's like she's Becoming Velar Ruggles and I Kind of really like seeing it . It's like she's getting that little edge to her , that confidence to kill , which shouldn't be a thing , but she's getting it , you know .
And then you know , I would say this At least Arya isn't a total mary sue like . It's not like she just being rolling through this arc that she's having . It's more like uh , to an extent she does have to , uh , learn how to be a better assassin .
So yeah , yeah , she's didn't automatically just come out , good I mean like I guess , like , if you're like , uh , it really depends like uh , if you're like you come out good , but you still have to learn a lesson , um , during your arc , and then it's like , okay , you come back even better than before , okay , I can get that .
But if it's like , okay , you just good for no fucking reason and there's like no development , nothing that makes you like , makes me think that this is like a human , like uh character , or at very least the kind of character to where it's like , uh , I actually feel something for this character , even though , uh , I don't necessarily relate to them 100 , but it's
more like there's certain things about them like , say , for instance , uh , out of the four superheroes that I like you know , like they're not the only four , but uh four in particular to where it's like there's superman , there's batman , there's iron man , there's spider-man , uh , superman , the way he's trying to do good as much as he can , but he has these uh
dilemmas sometimes where sometimes he gotta like make some compromises , but as long as it's for the greater good . That's one thing . With batman , there's just things where he just on his grind , just ever vigilant of crime and whatnot . He's just married to the job . He just he's a hustler , like I believe . Batman is just a straight up hustler uh iron man .
Now , yeah , he's narcissistic but in the end , like he can prove that he can be selfless , he can be a team player , uh , he can actually be uh nice when he wants to be , but you know he's always gonna be that uh billionaire , um playboy for entries , uh genius , you know uh , all that's it .
I've seen um . I think it was koko gus who tagged me and something about Batman in which Superman , like , uses laser eye vision and saw that Batman was Bruce . So oh yeah .
I'm gonna take your girl . I know where you live .
He took his girlfriend on a date you know he lived , and then he was on the balcony , bro , looking at her from a binoc balcony , bro , looking at the front binoculars . He was looking at Superman binoculars to see when he found out that Batman did all that and he gonna smile then and then run off . Oh my god . Well , batman is petty bro .
All that money is petty . There's Spider-Man's where he's . Basically .
What I like about Spider-Man more than the other three Is that he's the most relatable To , where essentially he's this super power , mutant nerd from New York , like he's smart but at the same time he has , like this , really rough Backstories where you know he loses uncle , he loses people he loves , like he had these bad relationships , he got all these fights and
he's still a high school student on top of that . So it's like you kind of relate to his struggles , to it a little bit , and that's what I'm saying . Like , uh , with Arya , like I just like how okay , uh , she's pretty good , like she's pretty good , she's getting good as an assassin , but I wanted to feel like she had to earn her way to getting there .
Either that or she can be good , but just you know .
I got a question for you , jb . Yeah , this is the most important question you're going to get today . Would you smash Arya ?
Nah question you're gonna get to there . Would you smash Arya ? Nah , I'd hold her hand in public .
I'd tear her ass up . Jesus Christ no words but not at first , though , I'm talking about after she become like an assassin .
I'm talking about last season . Season five . She's like 18 .
I mean like season seven . What's the seven I don't forgot . Maybe , after she killed old buddy . If anybody deserves some , she did . Well , she did get some . That was before , not after , because after , like , she definitely deserved it .
The way the hand movement for the set when she stabbed my boy I know we gonna get into it later , but when she stabbed him I was like bro , like bro , yeah , she needed , it's for the culture yeah , all right , uh , since I'm getting tired , you know her eyes spaced out from her head . But I don't like that .
But yeah , uh , y'all got anything else to add on to Season 3 before we close this out ?
Season 3 was a great season . It did a lot of character building , a lot of development , and my boy , jamie , is still Obsessed with his sister .
Oh , man , yeah , he was Alright .
That being said , let me go ahead .
Yeah , he was Alright . That being said , yeah , let me go ahead . Y'all know the drill , you know . Thank you all for listening to us rant and ramble to the end . We will be doing season four really soon , but until then , you know , stay nerdy , make great things happen and remember fuck Ramsey Bolton .
And remember what we say to the god of death not today indeed , goodnight y'all . Well , not exactly goodnight , like we'll go to intermission . And yeah , my bad , we'll go to intermission . Then , yeah , my bad , what up ? Nerds ?
We are continuing the game of thrones extreme review with season 4 , and with season 4 we're going pretty much part 1 of the game of thrones extreme review , where essentially we're going to pretty much do part 1 of the Game of Thrones stream review , where essentially we're going to try to do two .
We're going to combine the review and post it publicly , and then season 5 , 3 is coming later , but if you're on Patreon you get to see all the episodes as they come . So , without further ado , let's go ahead and zone in on this season .
Season four probably gonna be one of my favorites for one reason mainly because my least favorite blonde little shit finally dies .
I actually like thought this was the better season , because you start seeing that Jamie , kind of like he starts getting a backbone and decides he actually has morality and he actually starts being a nice guy . I hated him at the beginning of the first three seasons and now it's kind of like I'm easing up to this guy now .
No , I don't want to ease up to this fucking this .
No , not this loser I feel , uh , uh , what else going on with ? Okay , can we ? Okay , some cool shit , some weird shit and some wild shit happening .
I'm kind of still stuck on the fact that as soon as Joffrey dies or got poisoned and we all know that essentially , tyrion was being blamed for that , even though that wasn't the case that was more like a Plan between Littlefinger and I think it was either Cersei or someone else . I think it was Cersei , I don't know . Point being Is don't know .
Point being is that after that , the other boy , tommen , became king and I like how old lady Oleana slid to Margaery and was like look here , you need to put the pussy on that boy and lock that shit down before his bitch of a mother gets too deep in his head .
That's what she said she said you got to put it on him .
Make that boy a man . What else going on with , okay ? What else going on with ? Okay ? We find out that With the Daenerys Side of things , she's trying to take over this one kingdom and essentially become the Breaker of chains , trying to convince the slaves that's there to cast aside their um chains and whatnot , try to take over the city and whatnot .
And I like how he did it to where just throw a whole bunch of chains at a wall and then they'll probably get the ideas like , yeah , we shouldn't be slaves anymore , so we're just just going to stay . The whole thing , you know like fight daylight , all the people that enslaved us are going to be dead .
And then you know , daenerys just pretty much takes over . And also she has a new boy toy , dario I think his name is . And also she finds out that her boy , jura , was a Baratheon spy and she didn't want to kill him for that , because you know she still sees him as a friend .
So she's like , okay , I ought to kill you , but since we're friends , I would highly suggest you get the fuck out of here . Better , make like a ball and bounce boy like you don't we're friends .
I would highly suggest you get the fuck out of here . Better make like a ball and bounce boy , like we don't want you here . But I kind of want you here , but at the same time I can't have you here because if Worm catches Brassite , you are a spy . You will be turned into worms .
Look here , I'm a queen first and a friend second . I got to stand on business .
Oh , but she was bending on business . Let me tell you .
Ha , ha , ha ha . Uh , what else going on ? Oh , ooh , Let me talk . That boy Oberyn , Uh , you know , played by Shit my bad , I'm thunking out shit . That boy Oberyn , you know , played by Shit my bad , I'm thunking out shit Played by .
Pedro Pascal , my man , my Latino man , latinos representing . Thank you .
He wanted revenge against the Mountain and indirectly against Tywin , because the mountain was responsible for the death of his sister .
So when Tyrion was being accused of poisoning Joffrey and Joffrey , I mean fucking Tyrion needed a champion and his boy on the sellsword from the last one , two seasons he was like nah see , listen , uh , I may fight for money , but I'm not stupid , I'm not going up against that shit . I mean I'm a killer , but that's something .
I mean not a sale put some respect on my boy name . His name is Braun .
I forgot it . I'm forgetting names .
I'm sorry , I've been Braun is the one and I don't like how you're disrespecting my baby mama like that .
Wait , which one .
Missandei , Missandei . First of all , that's my wife . That's my wife .
The woman with the shadow . That's my first wife .
That's my first wife . That's my first wife . That's my Sunday . Oh God , the island of Nath .
Excuse me for not knowing which is the baby mama and which is wife .
That's my first wife . My baby mama is the mother of dragons . First of all , you disrespected her earlier . First of all , you disrespected her earlier . You said she took over some kingdom and had them do some braces , that they took off , but she took over a whole continent . She took over a whole continent and then I was in power .
I was over there eating spaghetti and nachos , thugging , thugging why she was doing all that hard work .
Have you considered nicknaming the sundae into vanilla sundae , like an ice cream vanilla sundae .
I really like it .
Look , let me tell you I got a whole bunch of baby moms in this show , but those are my top two my wife and my and my my second baby mom oh lord , oh yeah , I remember um , speaking of which she apparently her dragons are apparently going through , like I don't know , some sort of dragon puberty and it's like it's like those , it's like Charizard's way .
Oh , I'm sorry you don't have enough gym badges to control me , so she had to , like lock them up . I'm like , okay , y'all going in timeout .
Your dad's gonna punch me , I ain't gonna lie .
She needed to grab the sandals and smack the shit out of them because they're in their rebellious phase and it's like in how to Train your Dragon babies don't listen to the alpha . This was the perfect example of how the babies don't listen to the alpha . They were like no , fuck you , mom , you didn't let me go to fucking motionless and white .
I'm going to fucking leave you motionless in that fucking bed of yours .
They were eating random ass goats .
They were eating random ass goats . They were just like nah , I'll go over the fuckers in the area .
Burning people ? Yeah , they were .
Did they burn kids too ? Wasn't that the big issue later ?
I think it was like a baby wrapped in a cloth and it was like some charred bones and shit like that .
Oh God , that baby was burnt .
That was baby back ribs .
I want my baby back , baby back , baby . No , no , no , no .
You know what ? No , no , welcome to Chili's .
Wait , what up ?
Yeah , that's what I was about to say . I was about to say the same thing . Welcome to Chili's .
Oh , oh , okay , man , you know what ? I kind of want to hit up a Chili's at one point . I just keep forgetting .
I'm saying Is the Chili's like still good . There Is Chili's still good in Chicago . It's good everywhere . It's Chili's like still good . There Is Chili's still good in Chicago .
It's good everywhere . It's Chili's . It's like it ain't Waffle House , it's a Waffle Home , it's a drunk food restaurant .
I've only ever eaten at Chili's once .
Yeah , that's the thing I only ever ate there once and I'm like it was good . I still remember it was good , but I'm like I need to go back just to double Check . You know , maybe it was like that one Like maybe it was like a flu to where it was like that . One time it actually turned out Good .
So I need to go back just to See if it's still good .
Let me tell you something the best chilies I Ever had was in Kuwait .
Listen to me .
It's in the middle of a desert and when I tell you this is the best chilies , I was like dang , this ain't no ordinary chilies . Was this a Mirage ? No , that joint was just delicious . Middle of the desert , nothing literally around it but tea walls and sand you haven't eaten chilies in Puerto Rico .
That's why .
Latino .
You haven't been to Chile or Puerto Rico . That's why , oh , latino or Latino will be guaranteed perfect .
That sounds wonderful . Yeah , I need to take a trip . Nah , Nazi . I need to find some baby mamas anyway , Nazi one day .
the Zone is going to find some baby mamas anyway . Nah see , one day the zone is going to go on an international tour . Just you know , for the sake of the culture .
The first stop is Japan . Agreed , my friend is in Japan right now . Bro , I was so mad I said why you didn't ask me to go . He's talking about it's my anniversary Bird . Don't give no care about that girl .
That's crazy . I got a pair of friends that are over there for their anniversary . Do we have the same pair of friends ? What Are yours Indian ? No , they niggas they . That's good .
Okay , game of Thrones what else happened in season four ?
we're not . We're not going through the episodes , we're just going to talk about the whole season yeah , we're not doing that whole okay , okay , okay . First of all , season four . Wait , am I on the right season ? I need to make sure this is the season where Jamie gets his hand chopped off , right ?
No , that was last season .
He had just got it chopped off though . You mean when he gets his hand . Yeah , yeah . The golden one .
Yeah , he gets the new hand in this one .
Yeah , first of all , who the hell has a gold hand ?
Only in .
Lannister , I would have stole his hand .
No see , okay , you just reminded me of something I like , and I say this sarcastically I like how , without skipping a beat , joffrey dies Tywin speaks to Tommen and and was like look here , this is what you're not going to do when you're a king . Look at your brother . Need I say more ?
Now come over here . Let me tell you about some other shit .
And then me . Okay , meanwhile , when he does that , jamie walks up to Cersei , kind of talks to her like a soldier and is like yeah , it's kind of son , our son died , you know , because remember that was Jamie's Joffrey's uncle daddy and then Jamie's like it's a damn shame he died . Anyways , you want to have sex , and then they just fuck right there .
Yeah , that's crazy bro .
I'm like , bro , your son , just you're smashing right next to his dead brother .
Y'all have no respect that BD BD . The whole relationship complex . In this story is crazy , everything is crazy .
Hey yo Saitama that new chapter Jesus is crazy .
We can't do that here .
I know , I know I'm just saying , that's all I'm going to say we can't do that here , I know .
I'm just saying that's all I'm going to say . We can't do that right now . I saw that part of the manga and my nipples haven't been the same ever since .
I'm like this is one of those things when I'm like shit , I know too much now .
I need to know this information .
I'll play it to you , okay , yeah , because I saw that part of the manga .
I'm like I need to know this information after this . I'll play it to you off the record . Did you say your nipples ? Okay , yeah , because I saw that part of the manga . I'm like , oh , this is nipple rubbing material . This is too good , no bro I like to rub my nipples .
Oh , excuse me MJ , listen , it was so wild . I was like I couldn't sleep right ever since .
I'm like , bro , what Wait , what ? Nah , don't tell me , I like to sleep right .
Nah , I was literally at work fucking thinking about it .
I'm like bro , Like , depending on the perspective on how good that last episode was , I'm going to put this in a simple way . Okay , have you ever seen an amazing boxing match that you are like at the edge of your seat , going like this is an actual fucking fight . Discard that whole thing .
No , just discard that whole thing and then think how Jujutsu Kaisen makes it better . There you go , Enjoy that . It was so amazing and I you can like heavyweight world championship bottom . Man , he makes Floyd Money Mayweather fucking run for his money . Dude , damn .
He doesn't go left right , he goes right right , right left and then catch whatever hands is coming next . Oh , you didn't see that happening . It doesn't fucking matter . Left right , left right , left right , left right , left right , left right , left right , smack on the ground .
So it's like you right-handed and you think he right-handed , but he turned out to be a southpaw . But he really ain't a southpaw , he ambidextrous .
I don't know if southpaw was ambidextrous , never mind , no .
It was just too good . No , we need to go back . We need to go back and give it to them . I'm not talking about this right now . I'm not talking back to me . To go back to Game of Thrones ? I'm not talking about this right now . I'm not talking .
I really want to know . I need to understand what you're saying I'll slide T off the record .
I'm not trying to spoil it for the audience here .
Yeah , spoil it for me . Spoil it for me , I love being spoiled .
I'll let you know later .
I'm a good secret . We'll talk about this later in the chat . But let's just say Gege decided that Sukuna was no longer going to have plot on her .
Alright . Well , I want to talk about something very important to me Oberyn Martell . You raped her , you killed her , you murdered my sister .
I want you to say it . Yeah , I was feeling that moment and he was really feeling himself and I was so happy for him . But then he got a little too confident and then the mountain just swept on all this feet . I was like , let me tell you something , bro , let me tell you something .
Yeah , I did it . Yeah , I did it he fucked her like a zit bro . Yeah , I fucked her Boy . When I seen that , I was like shook .
Yeah , it was like I fucked her , I killed her and I popped her head , just like this . And then women screaming and shit and then Tyrion just looking like , oh fuck , I'm dead . It was like . It was like I fucking told you and I was like damn my parlay .
I like how Tyrion was like . I don't know , I wasn't there .
I don't know what y'all talking about here's a couple of fun facts about the mountain that not many people know . The mountain is about give or take 8 feet tall . Even as a kid , this guy was violent as hell . He murdered so many Of his family and he , manticore Venom , is incapable of killing this guy .
What , yeah , manticore Venom Is not capable of killing him .
He's trying to deal with the devil at birth .
Nah , you know what ? I can kinda believe that Because you know how With bigger dudes it's like have you ever seen like One of those Shows or movies when you can have like Fucking elephant tranquilizer , shoot him with multiple ? Oh , and he's still standing ? I'm like what the fuck is this dude's on ? What kind of juicy drinking fuck ?
the mountain was , was extremely animalistic and , like to top it all off , um , everybody considered him to being a savage , but even though he was extremely like , personality wise , as a fighter , he was a savage .
Personality wise , he was very much a nobleman and it doesn't really help that , um , it's , I won to say it was an introduction because we actually saw him before , maybe like season one , season two , when he was jousting that one night and he fell some tough wood and the Hound had to get involved . We saw him before , but before that fight .
It didn't help that we saw him kill a peasant just because so yeah , the mountain .
That's the part of him that everybody knows him to be savage for , and that fight that he had with my man , pedro Pascal . Pedro Pascal , he knew for a fact that during that fight he did not have the full advantage .
Fine , okay , he has the distinct advantage , but keep in mind , this guy's like a fucking rhino and as soon as he , as soon as he catches momentum , you're fucked .
Yeah , it was like it's not like Spider-Man vs Rhino To where you have like web slinging and like on danger sense . You're gonna have to like have distance and speed on your side , like Spider-Man versus Rhino to where you have web-slinging and whatnot in a dangerous sense or whatnot . You're going to have to have distance and speed on your side .
But Pedro Pascal . During that time he lacked what most people thought he had most of , which was agility and speed , and which , in fact , he did . He very much did . But the problem is that what happens when an immovable object is met with someone that can't move that immovable object ? You can't compete against it .
You're fucked , you're not going to be able to fight against it . An immovable object has to be met with an unstoppable force . Unfortunately , professor Pascal was not that unstoppable force , and then we will do all that has to be met with an unstoppable force . Unfortunately , emperor Pascal was not that unstoppable force , and he ate shit and died .
And , to be honest , I was waiting for him to eat shit and die regardless . If it wasn't the mountain , somebody else was going to kill him and I'm almost certain that it was going to end up being the Hound . But that's for later . Yeah , that's for later to being the .
Hound .
But , that's for later , yeah that's for later . Yeah , what else happened in season four ? Bran finally meets the three-eyed raven . I mean , you're never going to walk , but you'll learn how to fly .
Bruh , honestly , I'll be honest , the first time I saw it I was like I was really stoked because I was really hyped just for , like , the mythology behind it . I thought it was going to be something really cool and it just wasn't . I know the old gods , but it just oh I , there were the old gods , but it , just hold on .
I'm sorry , mj , I'm sorry , but I was thinking can you imagine if he literally learned how to fly ? But it's like , yeah , he can float around and shit , but his legs are still useless . So it's like he had to like really fake trying to stand up you know like like to stand up you know like I don't know .
Honestly , I'll be honest with you , he just got on my nerves like as a character in whole . I , I just I I understood why the three-eyed raven was important , but I just don't see why it was important . I feel like I just could have been done with that . That's me .
What else happened in season four ? I was just about to say something , but I'm slipping my . Fuck , john . Well , hold on hold , on hold on John Snow . He went back to the night's watch . He was essentially saying like oh no , I didn't really join the wildlings .
It was like , basically , I was just there , you know , chilling , trying to scope the scene , trying to see what they're about , and then like okay , cool , cool , cool , we'll believe you . But like hey , yo , you need to go back there and kill a man's writer . So yeah , Bull bull , bull , bull .
As soon as he got Wildling Coochie he knew for a fact he wanted to stay . He was like wait , hold up , Give me let me just think about it for a second Mobile Moon Coochie . Or do I want Wild Ring Poochie , because we've been traveling this a horse , so I don't know how I'm staying . But when he went back everybody was considering him a traitor .
They didn't trust him . But he was in the Wildlings and then he was like hold up , I have intel that can help us and save us . They're coming from the rear . Of course they are . Who knows better than the rear than you do , john snow ?
uh , what else going on ? Oh , okay , now I remember one that kind of sort of pissed me off a little bit , okay , so you remember uh ramsay bolton . He went up to now called reek and his sister reek's sister tried to show up and I was like hey , I came to get my brother and he's like nah , I'm fine where I am .
You know , like he was like literally sleeping with dogs while uh ramsey was in his um quarters on fucking some chick and he was the sister was trying to free reek , but he was like nah , I'm fine where I am . So like really bad stockholm syndrome . Like he even like was getting a , like shaving ramsay in front of his dad and whatnot .
Like see , he's well trained , just like a dog . And another thing was that okay , check this out'm going to need you to be a double agent of sort for me . You know , you can have your old name back just for this mission and I'm going to need you to pretty much fuck over your family so I can take over the North .
And you know , get rid of this whole Ramsey Snow business , because you know I want to be a Bolton . You know , fuck all this Snow business , because I want to be a Bolton . Fuck all this . I want to be a Bolton . You're going to have to do this for me , bro . And I was like yes , sir , yeah , that was something that happened .
Y'all got anything to add on to that .
Besides the fact that Ramsey Bolton is a fucking lunatic sociopath , I was psychopath and he made theo's life fucking horrible . Um , look , I wanted . I wanted theo . I wanted to slice his throat . I was waiting for it and he he knew for a fact that he wasn't going to do it .
But he bet rancy bolton , like he fucking betted on everything that he wasn't going to do it . But he bet Ramsey Boland he fucking betted on everything that it wasn't his throat slick .
That's how I'm going to listen . Listen . Payoff is coming next season . Say what the payoff is coming next season .
Yeah , no , I know oh .
I know .
Look , I skipped the whole , like the next season after this . I skipped the whole . Like the next season after this . I skipped the whole thing . I just wanted to see Ramsay die . I didn't care for any episode . I had to go back and watch like season 5 , because I just needed to see Ramsay eat shit . I hated him .
I hated him so much , even as a regular actor , as a regular person . He has a smug face .
He does , that's so true and I wanted to punch him , even having just a regular smug face , and he and even like people would would tell him like in the interviews , people would tell him that like people would come up to him and they would threaten him and they would be like actually physically violent .
Oh no , I'm going to let you guys talk for a second because I hear some Puerto Rican bullshit outside .
Oh Lord , okay , I got a good one . All right , let's talk about how Aria and Podrick met up with . I mean Aria and fucking .
The .
Hound met up with Podrick and Brienne of Tarth . Uh , apparently , Brienne and the Hound did not hit at all very well in this uh altercation and there was some sword fighting , there was some dirty fighting going on and ultimately , uh , Brienne pretty much kicked him off a cliff and the Hound was like near death .
And he looked at Arya and was like hey yo , so if you want to cross me off your list , you can right now if you want to . And Arya was like Nah , you know , I'm just going to take your money and dip . So you know , heal yourself up or don't . Whatever I'm done , I don't wanna play with you anymore .
Yeah , brienne was such a great warrior , though , and she , you know , a lot of people say that she's not beautiful . I find her very gorgeous , and even in that armor gorgeous , absolutely I also are very gorgeous and even in that armor gorgeous , absolutely .
I also , uh , I really liked this little nugget of aria just stealing the money like , because it's not like the hound was . He kind of became not a friend but he did protect her in some avenues and a lot of avenues actually , even from seeing her brother , like you know , dead right ah , fuck , you know what .
That was it . That's all the main things I wanted to say . Um , the floor is yours . Y'all got anything y'all want to add on to season four , feel free .
I do want to mention that Tywin Lannister came through and insulted the crap out of Jamie , like basically , okay , basically .
Okay , finish , go ahead and finish . But I just remembered , something .
Basically , Tywin told him like oh yeah , keep your sword , because a 100 man with no family needs all the help you can get . And I'm just like dang bro , you're gonna talk to your son like that . Wow , Okay , okay , Hold on , hold , on , Hold on MJ .
Hold on going to talk to your son like that , wow , okay , okay , hold on , hold on . Hold on , mj , hold on . Okay , you just remind me of something that is related to both Jamie and Tywin and also Tyrion , let's not forget that . Okay , tyrion was supposed to be sentenced to death , right ? But Jamie , being the MVP , decided to let him go .
He's like hey , man , you're still my brother , I don't want your daughter . Like , hey , I get it , it's kind of fucked up . I got a feeling you're not the one who actually did it . So I'm like you know , it's only fair , I'll just let you go , and all that shit . And I was like alright , cool , cool , cool .
But you know what , before I leave , I got some business to take care of the woman that sold him the fuck out . And then I was like you know , for whore , I loved you .
Well , not exactly like that , but it was essentially that kind of vibe to where , essentially , like , um found her like naked in , uh , tywin's bed and it was like just pretty much killed her with that fucking um bed sheet , like kind of suffocating her and that shit .
And then next thing , you know , he grabbed the fucking crossbow , caught Tywin on the shitter and shot this . I'm like hey , yo .
That is such a horrible way to die . That is so terrifying . I take a lot of pride in taking my very comfortable shits to die on a toilet . No , I can't , I can't , I can't , that's not . That is not a way to go . That is not a way to go .
That's the thing . There's two horrible well I won't say horrible , but there's two ways to die to where it's like you're completely caught off guard when you're eating , kind of like with Carter Curry , from One Piece , if you know , you know , you know .
And if you're on the shitter I'm like , hey man , to be fair , that's not even fair to catch me at a moment where my , my guard is completely down . I was not expecting any shit to pop off anybody can kill me , boys you can get it on the shitter man that is .
That is horrible . That is so horrible . Like you you're , you are at your most vulnerable , especially when you're sitting in that position and you're trying to get that little one piece out . You have to be literally paranoid .
You gotta keep a person in the bathroom , man , exactly . You have to be that paranoid In case anybody come at me and be like Kevin Hart . I was like , oh , you're gonna shoot me while I'm on the shitter , all right , all right , I'll give you what you want , but let me wipe my ass one last time .
That is so disrespectful , so dishonorable . That is not okay .
I feel like one of the things that all we guys can all agree on is that , if you're going to kill me , at least let me finish .
I'm weak , good lord , because that shit is not fair . And another thing is if I'm eating and you want to kill me and you poison my food , that is also very dishonorable . I love food very much and how dare you ? How dare you poison my food ?
You better be careful about a cold opening and everybody die from eating that is horrible .
That is so dishonorable .
How dare you poison my food ? Root and stem dishonorable , you poisoned my food .
Root and stem . I also think it's kind of ironic that you said that shit is horrible and it's like being on the shitter is horrible , it's just what other way is more dishonorable than dying on the ship ?
you get caught face to face and you're like , hey man , hold up for a second , this is about to drop .
Give me two seconds like you , literally caught me with my pants down like come on man .
That's not fair for me it's the shower . Like I'm wet , like I'm just . Can you at least let me dry off Like I just don't wanna . I just don't wanna go out while I'm in the shower .
I'm like damn , I didn't even put my robe on yet .
Exactly Like I didn't finish my face routine , y'all just messed it up . Okay , I'll just wait . I at least want my face to be cute like .
I just bought this Neutrogena pack and I'm this is all wasted . This is all wasted . I can't even get my kit down .
I just put new tiles up in this shit .
I just put new tiles down . Man like , do you not see that this is pure marble ?
like I just bought that fenty skincare pack , like no , that was 80 bucks man , you gonna get blood all over my designer towels how dare you ?
I just , I just got this off of the new avon article . You , son of a bitch , how fucking dare you that shit cost me .
I just ordered this off the Home Network channel . You know who .
I am . Tywin deserved to die , bro . I mean , I stand by that , I guarantee it . He deserved to die . Shay deserved to die too . Shay deserved to die . Shay deserved to die too . Shay deserved to die first , which she did , agreed .
I'm not disagreeing with that , but the way it went out at all .
I was so satisfied with the way he squeezed her dick I was like , oh .
But I would like to pose a question . Did not Tyrion bring ? I would like to pose a question Did not Tyrion bring this upon himself ? He didn't . His father told him .
Fair maiden . We do not disrespect Lord Tyrion , we do not .
Lord Tyrion is quite the Lord . All he does is drink and know things . How could he bring that upon himself ?
You don't fall in love with whores .
His daddy told him I wasn't falling in love with a whore at one point . It's history , it's history .
You need a hug , queen Elizabeth a beautiful whore at that a beautiful whore at that like , let's be honest , she was actually very pretty . And he was like hey , I don't want people to catch you . I have things for you , here's some money I need you to make like a ball and bounce . I have things for you , here's some money .
I need you to make a ball and bounce out this bitch . If they catch you Ricky , if they catch you Ricky , if they catch you Ricky , if they catch you . Ricky , if they catch you , they gonna fuck you up . Regardless of fucked her up , she did .
You've been hit by , you've been struck by a smooth tear in your nose .
Oh well , you know , bruh , I'm sorry , I keep cutting in and out because , like I'm coughing , I keep cutting in and out Because , like I'm coughing half a lung in this bitch .
Oh , I was muted . Oh , you look , I was muted .
What'd you say ?
If I catch my bottom bitch In the bed with my daddy , I swear to god I'm going to jail .
You know what ? Nah , nah , Now that you put it like that , the irony of it all . So this how you do me my father pretty much telling me oh , I'm not supposed to fall in love with whores , but here you are in my father's bed . I'm like ain't that some ironic shit ?
What's crazy is my whole time my daddy knew about her , he was talking shit , talking shit . And then next thing , you time my daddy knew about her , he was talking shit , talking shit , and then next thing you know he was trying to fuck her .
No , he woke . He wanted a piece the whole time he was trying to fuck .
No , that's what really . He was mad all those days .
He was mad , he was just on it . He did it to prove to Tyrion . He didn't prove no point . He did it to soil his raw oats . He was doing that already With her . No , not with her . He was trying to do it with all your tooth . He was definitely trying that thing .
But in fact he did prove a point , though . You can't keep secrets from him , regardless of , you can't keep a secret from him .
But also keep this in mind . Keep this in mind , people . I'm like not to disrespect Tyrion . I'm not trying to , but just think about it . Basically , tyrion was paying Shae with daddy's money .
So I'm like technically , I bought that whore , that's my whore . That's not daddy's money , that's the family money .
Don't the family go , the family gold man . That is fact . That is money that is passed around .
Low-key Tyrion really ain't even get his fair share while you tripping .
Yeah actually wasn't he owed about a couple thousand gold , he was owed a whole bunch because they were really bullying him the whole time .
Yeah , he only . He didn't have enough money to buy no gold hand . He had enough money just to buy prostitutes , buy some food and buy some wine , that's it , and hire a bodyguard .
You know what ? Everybody else living lavish .
Everybody else living lavish . They got a hell of castles everybody else living lavish .
Everybody else living lavish . They got a hell of castles , but that's all you need . Sword swallowers people just swallowing swords all over there for no reason . Michael Jackson style people just coming to Wakanda don't forget they also had midget actors .
That is fancy .
They had a whole play oh man , you know what that's bad actors . That is fancy . They had a whole play . Oh man , you know what that's bad ? No , no , no , that's bad , because Tyrion was just looking down there like bro . This is not even funny dog Bro .
I'm so happy my boy died . Bro Dang , the purple wedding was crazy .
The purple wedding .
I mean , okay , to be fair , he was getting a little purplish when he was dying , so I get that Okay .
Yeah , the purple wedding was lit . All my boy did was smell the cup . And he in trouble . He smelled the cup , he smelled like poison . You did it . You witch Like what .
Nah see , in D&D terms , in D&D terms , in D&D terms . He failed the medicine check .
No , no , no , no . He failed perception because he could have rolled for perception to see if it had poison and he failed for it . And since he didn't roll properly and he got low numbers , he fucked himself over , so he died properly . And he got low numbers . He fucked himself over , so he died and he deserved it .
He should have rolled a natural 20 . Nat 20 , man .
I was like wait , hold on .
Well , I mean , like for perception , you don't really really need to look . Oh , okay , I'll be right back .
But yeah , yeah , see , joffrey dying is one of those cathartic deaths where like it's real funny how like there's like three Yep , at least three people in this show to where when they died I was just so happy so why is Gilly having a baby named little Sam ?
I'm not understanding that . Ain't Sam baby ? And that made me mad that they calling him little Sam , but that's his son ah man you know , that's your daddy's son , he's gonna raise him . He raising her daddy's son , that's that's . It's all messed up I'm trying to get . I'm trying to get this whole timeline and bloodline together .
Her daddy and her Procreated To have a baby . That baby got an X chromosome , no Y chromosome . Baby gonna have Down syndrome or something .
More than likely , yep .
Agreed or something . It ain't gonna be correct and we named the baby Sam .
Absolutely .
Little Sam , little Sam . Now the baby gonna be little because Sam is big .
You gonna have all the type of specials .
Yeah , that's not going to be crazy . He's going to have the special from the supermarket . Notice we didn't see Lil' Sam grow up . We got to get a baby in advance .
Okay , we got to get a baby .
No , no , no , there's something wrong with it . Hey , matter of fact , let's analyze the kids real quick for a second , because Cersei had three babies , right ? Matter of fact is that next season , I think so . But look , she's missing one right now . Right Now , she got three children and something wrong with all three of them except for one of them .
But something may be wrong with one of them . One of them got depression , one of them crazy and one of them I don't know . What about the girl ? I don't know . Yeah , she never lived to tell her tale . Allegedly , allegedly , allegedly .
Well , one of the things that I really liked about this season is that Jamie , getting all this morality back , made him realize maybe I don't need my sister's booty in order to like be happy . Maybe with just a golden hand I could be a little happier .
If I could not have one hand , it would be my right hand because I'm left-handed . That'd just be crazy . But if anything made me feel better , a golden one would Hell yeah . I'm going to be sad until I get a gold hand .
That would be pretty straight Right now , because I know what y'all imply Well , he was in the right nation , jesus .
Christ .
Oh yeah , something going on with . What's his name ? Castor , you know ? No , craster to where ? Okay , john and his men decided to burn down craster's keep and now all the daughters , last wives , are free the daughter wives , yeah , I'm like bro , bro , bro so that whole thing was crazy , bro .
All the nights watching they're just smashing all the daughters , but they ain't letting him , they just ain't smashing the daughters .
I was like if you lay your hands on my wife , you will lose the hand . And I was like , if you lay your hands on my wife , you will lose the hand . And I'm like I bet .
So it's like is it the left one or is it the right one ? Like which one am I losing first ? That's a good question .
That's a good question , okay .
Was there anything else about season four ? I'm not running out of steam .
Do you like ? Y'all like Tommen as a king ?
No see , that's the thing . Rewinding back to what I was saying , to where it's , to a point , to where now Tommen is now being treated . Oh , you know what he reminds me of ? The Emperor from fucking Akame Got Killed , where the uncle was like pretty much pulling the strings trying to manipulate him .
And that's what kind of feels like at this point where it's like it's like either you're trying to be manipulated by Cersei or you're being manipulated by Margaery , who's pretty much like taking advice from Oleana . So I'm like , pretty much Tommen is like being used as a puppet , a puppet king .
Tywin is the shadow monarch .
He really .
I mean , he really the one .
If anything , Tommen is more like the figurehead .
Let me tell you something my baby mama was supposed to be mad to Tomlin , and I'm glad they didn't get mad , because then I wouldn't have had my baby , because I ain't gonna lie to you . That girl right there is smoking , smoking which one ?
Are we still talking about Marjorie or Sansa ?
Ugh , I hate her . Don't get me started . I cannot stand her . We're talking about Marjorie .
Okay , okay .
Which one would you talk about ?
No , because , keep in mind , you like .
Sansa .
No , I don't like Sansa .
Yeah , fuck Sansa , she Honestly Skip . I know you like Sansa , but she's .
Such a whiny baby , don't get me started .
Listen , the only thing I liked about Sansa is what she's going to do in season five . That's about it .
Other than that , I'm like man , you know what she did . Nah I like the last season , sansa's got to go through the mommy issues and she needs to go get them solved . She was like yeah , I'm going to marry the prince and I love him and I'm going to be the nah . Nah , you got what you want . I don't want this no more . Nah , bitch , Get what you want .
She was more like Meg from Family Guy Like you know she's got a lot of personality .
Yes , that's . Oh , my God , that's so perfect .
She's got a lot of personality and you know it's great . She's got a lot of personality and it's great . It's great personality . Is there a mute ? It's not like she even talked a lot , because most of the time she wasn't really talking .
She is the Game of Thrones equivalent of a Disney princess . That's what that is .
No , she ain't . No Disney princess , they got character development . She ain't got shit .
Some princesses I actually like Debatable .
Yeah , she has stuff on like . No , I mean like the whole thing , ooh my other best moment was Princess and the Frog . I forgot about that .
Nah , the whole trope with like , oh the princess need to hook up with a prince and some type of shit . But then you know , uh , movies like brave and frozen broke that trope .
That's what I'm getting at to where it's like , seems like , oh , she just pretty much need to hook up with some royalty , some some sort of sense of royalty , so she can live this lavish life and shit , let it go , let it go , can't hold her back anymore , she thought she was Cinderella , right like .
She was thinking like , oh my life , over here in the north it's just so terrible , so boring . And then she thinks she's Cinderella and some prince is gonna find this slipper and choose her out of all the other women in the kingdom because she's just so beautiful .
and then she get the Westeros into the thick of it . And guess what ? Nope , she don't like none of that . She don't want to go back to the north .
Nope , too late , hey , nah listen , listen , listen , you know how , with all those Disney princess stories , and they live happily ever after , but they never tell you what happens afterwards .
Yeah , that's a fact yeah , that is , that is very true , and her , her after story , though I would love to hear it now and if you want to hear more of it , we'll talk about it on the zone after dark oh yeah , it is , it is .
Nah , that's fair .
Enough of it , we'll talk about it on the Zone After Dark . Yeah , fair enough , it is .
Nah , that's fair enough .
Also , here's a fun fact about the one-eyed raven . Did you know that in the books he was actually called the three-eyed crow ?
You know , first I read the book so long ago I don't even remember . I remember that the last thing in the books Is Jon Snow that was just Deceased , and the next one should be A Dream of Spring right , and he been writing it for forever and he ain't gonna never finish writing it . That was like something completely different , man .
He been writing it for forever and he ain't gonna never finish writing it . I thought it was like something completely different . Hold on .
Man . He been writing that book for like 50 years and he's been smoking like eight packs of cigarettes a day , still ain't finished .
God damn , hold on and like oh .
Yami Asaki's like sitting on his chair just smoking a cigarette , Like what other ?
cute shit did I make up . And then he talking shit about the TV show . But you ain't finished writing the book , Jon .
Snow still dead . Allegedly , I have beef with George RR Martin . I ain't gonna lie as soon as I see him . He wrote two other books .
The Wind and the Winter .
Oh yeah , dream of Spring is the last one , my fault .
Winter yeah .
Yeah , it's two books left to be written Books . Right , he ain't even finished the one he need to write before the last one Like come on , bro , and you done . Dropped all these TV shows Done , concluded .
A TV show Still ain't finished , the book Dang man , you're like Dang , like , nah , I'm good to it , I'll get to it .
You know what's gonna happen , like bruh , no .
I'm like , hey , man , listen . Like life is not guaranteed . Finish the book please . I'm not trying to rush , but come on dog .
You know what's crazy ? What if he already Finished both books and like he's just waiting for himself to die , or something Crazy like that ? That'd be crazy .
I would bring him back to life .
But , bro , what if , like you know , if I was a book writer and I was Like very prevalent , like I don't know , like George RR Martin or like JK Rowling ? Rest in peace to her , but uh , her career is dead and I was like very prevalent , like I don't know like .
George RR .
Martin or like JK Rowling rest in peace to her , but yeah , her career is dead .
Oh , okay , gotcha , gotcha Her career is dead .
That bitch died , or some shit .
I was so confused Her jersey's in the rafters Like it's over with . She's retired from writing . I hope she's writing under a pen name .
I was going to say she need a pen name because she's a pen name .
She called herself Theodore or something .
There ain't no way . If any of these people need a good story , just call Cat Williams . He'll sit down and give you a great story .
That's a fact .
But like , yeah , if I was writing a story , if I was like one of them and something to that effect , I would go on a . I would go the route of like um , ready player one , like I'm taking you on a treasure hunt . It's gonna take y'all 10 years to find where I buried this story at .
I buried at my auntie mama .
We didn't . Oh yes , let's do that . That's the one for my birthday . I buried at my auntie's Mama . We didn't . Oh yes , let's do that .
That's my birthday , oh my God .
All right , let's do it Ready , for one is so excellent . Matter of fact , it's streaming right now on Netflix , I think that I'm on it .
I got it . I just seen it the other day .
I just seen it the other day . I think it's on Netflix . I just seen it the other day , I think it's on Netflix . I'm going to make sure in two seconds .
I know it should be on Netflix . I saw it when I was looking through Netflix the other day , when I was finishing the Good Place , and oh my god , that's a good show there's so many references in that amazing movie .
I could never name them all , but the Iron Giant giant killed me . Oh , all the cars that were in that movie . Especially the speed racer was in that movie . Um , the old batman car was there too , with uh adam west . Uh , that car was there , I loved it . The back to the future car was there , I loved it . The Back to the Future car was there .
Oh my god , there's so many references . They had references to fucking Tetris .
It was like nostalgic fanservice done right . Is there anything else that we ? Want to talk about with Game of Thrones , season four .
I want to talk about Ramsay later on , about Ramsay eating shit and dying . I would love to talk about that . I don't think you guys realize how much I hated this person . Look , everybody hated Voldemort and Harry Potter . Everybody hated , hated , hated Voldemort and Harry Potter . Everybody hated , hated hated Voldemort .
Yeah , calm our little riddle . The he who must not be named . But fuck it , I'm going to say his name , lord Voldemort .
Everybody hated him .
The Dark Lord .
I did not hate him as much as I fucking hated the fucking Ramseys . Actually , you know what ? No , yeah , you're right , I agree with that . No , you know what ? No , yeah , you right , I agree with that . No , you know what who ? Everybody hated , but I don't hate her as much as I hate Ramsey's .
Umbridge yeah .
See .
I hate Umbridge . Oh my God , she the worst villain in the show .
No dude Movie , it's movie , the movie , the book all of that of that .
Listen , I said it before , I said it before and I say it again what really made umbridge really unlikable in the sense where you know what you're so unlikable , in the sense where it just works and it's just so compelling to where it's like you're a genuine villain , because obviously there's just things about you that people don't like .
But what I really don't like is that she was a bitch that no one liked , but she also had political power , so we couldn't touch her until we got in the right moments where , like yeah , we can kind of get rid of her now , like alright , perfect but she was a fucking pink irony dude .
Her mother was a fucking mumble did we do Harry Potter ?
Yeah , we did .
Bro , that's some bullshit . How dare y'all .
I could have sworn you were on that one Was I yeah .
Nah , we need to redo it , fuck it .
We need to redo it ? I don't remember .
We need to do it again . Nah , I could have sworn you were on at least a couple of those installments .
I should have been on every one .
I'm a hard-hitting through and through for like half the year last year , from like January up until like May , maybe June , july or something like that . We were doing like each Harry Potter movie per month until completion . I could have sworn you were like on at least one of those things .
It was a year ago . I was on hiatus .
Ah , that's why .
Listen to me . Listen to me . I was on a quest to be the very best that no one ever was .
Okay , tell you what Each Pokemon to understand the power of their society . Nah hold on .
Ash , catchetchup over here to fucking try to lose math with his shit .
It's all about that Digimon .
I was traveling across the land , searching far and wide .
Digital Monsters , my friend .
Now hold on Digimon Fighting .
Champions .
Hold on Now . I'm kind of mad at you , mj , because you could have been on the digimon on review that we did like last week , I know I don't even remember the digimon , but were they similar to pokemon , like some of them ?
no no , oh , I remember there was . I was there , was running concurrent . I remember I watched pokemon did right . Pokemon went up , digimon would come on and then I really at first . At first I was watching it just because Pokemon had ended , and then I was like damn , this shit hot .
Digimon was set up to look like a Pokemon clone but it was like its own thing to a point to where hell Pokemon was kind of copy of Digimon , with that fucking mega evolution shit .
Facts , Big facts , Big facts . And they admitted that Digimon was supposed to be a direct competitor to the Pokemon series . However , you know it already had fans already in the Pokemon universe . So when Digimon came on in it was really hard for them to kind of like get that fan base going .
I'm not going to lie to you . Season three of Digimon .
Gamers .
Oh , my God , Best season oh yeah . It got so fucking good .
Oh listen , mj , that's next , that's next Next month . Let me see . Oh , I'm ready for this one .
Don't you forget About my Jiu Jitsu guys . Don't you forget about my solo leveling . Don't you forget About my One Punch man , holy fucking shit .
Okay .
We did Jiu .
Jitsu Tizen already , holy fucking shit .
Okay , okay , gabe .
We did .
Jujutsu Kaisen . Already I'm sorry about that . We did do Jujutsu Kaisen . We didn't do solo leveling yet that's next month and Once Punch man . We did do cover Season 1 and 2 . But as soon as season 3 comes out , I got you and Once Punch man .
we did do cover season one and two , but as soon as season three comes out , I got you Season three about to drop soon . Hey , I confirming Ready Player One on Netflix streaming right now . If you got Netflix , go ahead and stream this motherfucking movie . It's great . It's fucking great . Ready Player Two is going to come out real soon .
It's already been greenlit .
And .
I want you to understand something right . This shit good as hell . If we had full dive tech right now , this what it would be . I ain't gonna lie to you .
You know , as soon as we have full dive , you know people gonna like rule 34 . Yeah , if we got full dive , you know people are going to rule 34 .
Yeah , if we have full dive , you can't catch me outside . No more , you can't catch me outside .
Nah , you're going to be like Quagmire with the fucking beepy right arm .
I'm trying to tell you Don't catch me outside , no more , I'm online . You know what I mean . I'm moving houses , I'm going to live in a shed where I got to pay $50 a month and I'm going to be online .
I fucking wish myself .
That's going to be great . I've seen this thing . I know this is off topic , but we already kind of off topic .
But listen , I've seen this thing on the internet man , we're going to discover season four of Game of Thrones . Whatever , we're rifting .
You're right the internet undefeated . Anyway , I've seen this thing it said about females and males . Like I said , males would live totally a certain type of way if they didn't have females . What I've seen was a picture of a garage . Dude was standing in the garage , he had a bed , he had a urinal , he had a game set up . It was a car .
It was two car garages . A car was on one side , his whole set up was on that side . I was like what the hell is wrong with that ? It looked perfect to me . You got everything you need and you roll out when you feel like it .
I bet it lit , I bet it did .
It's perfectly normal . I'm gonna find a picture . I'm gonna send it to you , don't ? You don't send , okay , I should . I hope I screenshot it because I'm like , bro , it's perfectly normal why why wouldn't you want to , like , make it prettier ?
you know , why do you ?
need pretty fold . Don't nobody care about pretty when you paying $300 a month if you had a fully furnished garage . Don't nobody care about pretty when you paying $300 a month If you had a fully furnished garage .
Fully furnished garage , everything you need in one area bro cake . No , that's literally how I set up my workshops , where I'm just going to have my 3D printers on one wall . I'm going to have a like love seat in one wall , have like a TV and shit . Maybe have like a mini fridge . Or like a TV and shit .
Maybe have like a mini fridge , like a little mini bar , you know , pour my drinks and whatnot , like have my smoking , all that shit . It's like I don't need a whole lot of shit in my shit . But hey , man , all I need is like certain things . I'm like , hey , I'm comfortable and shit .
That's what I'm saying . Like it , like it's not even , it's not even nothing .
Bro , I would live like that , like in a snap like I'm legit thinking like okay , what if I get like one of those water coolers , like one of those really fancy water coolers , and then on top of that I get one of those machines where it can make soda ? So I'm like I'll always have like a soda fountain in my fucking shed . Hey , that's crazy .
So I'm like I'll always have like a soda fountain in my fucking shed . Hey , that's crazy . I had a machine that would like make mixed drinks for me , like I would tap like tequila and then I'd tap whatever else . I don't know what happened to it . I must have broke it a couple years ago .
I would tap tequila and mix it , or I would say say like Margarita , or whatever , it would just make it .
Hey Tuck , you know what ?
Oh , it's called Margaritaville .
Oh , I remember that from fucking South Park , Like they made a whole episode about that shit . They did .
Yeah , oh snap .
You need to check out the episode . Let's check out the Margaritaville episode . It's kind of funny . But point being is that , tug , you know what ?
You just reminded me of something to where I'm like I can't wait for the next family gathering of mine , to where my sisters and what not Coming back around and we just hanging out having a smoke , I'm pouring drinks .
I'm pretty much like , see , I'm kind of living up to the name Of being a Ravenclaw , because you know how Ravenclaws are notorious for brewing potions . So I'm like , hey , man , I'll pour that drink , I'll just mix on whatever shit I got . I'm like I got what you need . I got whiskey , I got rum , I got bourbon . I'm like what you need , I got you .
I'm trying to tell you I got what you need right here , right here .
I was about to sing , but never mind that sounded ugly , but I'm like you know what . That's a perfect sign to let you know . Don't even start . I was like ugly ass .
Hey , but look my other baby mama . She's just dropping a whole bunch of new music Chloe Bailey , y'all go check her out . Oh , okay , okay okay , and Beyonce didn't drop that country album on TuneTune no .
We finally agreed with something .
What my baby mama , chloe Bailey , we're talking about baby mamas .
We finally agree with something . What my baby mama ? We're talking about baby mamas and , like you , forget about Dua Lipa . You keep leaving her out .
Driver's License was a great song . She's too young for me . I need her to be a little bit older than she's not baby mama , but she is side chick material right now . She could be a baby mama in the future .
I need like two more years .
I need two more years .
You know who just reached baby mama status , I mean , she's 28 .
Nah , I need like two more years . Okay , you know who just reached baby mama status . I was about to say I thought she was like 19 , 20 . Yeah , she's 28 . Well , she reached baby mama status .
I've evolved .
I've evolved , I was thinking about it over the last two seconds and I think that she reached baby mama status . I mean , that's unbelievable what about Callie ? Uchis , you know who just reached baby mama status . What's her name ? With the ponytail she's a top bitch .
Sean Ariana Grande .
Yeah .
I liked her .
I did like her at one point , but I did like the ponytail .
I mean , she's recently did some stuff what she did .
What she did .
What she did , she's nasty bro , she's nasty .
Sit down , I got you Apparently , y'all heard of the Spongebob musical right . Yeah , it's great , it's freaking great the guy who did Spongebob , the guy that played him . Yeah , it's great . It's freaking great the guy who did Spongebob .
The lead actor that played him .
Yeah , he did later .
He's dating him right now . But , he stole ? No , but she stole him from his former wife or whatnot . And then the wife felt like blindsided , like a whole .
Wasn't that the dude that was in Willy Wonka ? He played Willy Wonka . He played Willy Wonka , the new Willy Wonka .
Oh , you're talking about Timothy .
Timothy Finley no , no , no , it's not .
Timothy .
Wasn't she talking to him . Somebody was talking to him .
Somebody , but no , not Timothy , no .
Maybe that was Selena Gomez or somebody . Somebody was talking to him .
Okay , I can kind of believe that , but Nah , like , all I'm saying is that Essentially , ever since recently it's like , and also the whole thing with Quiet on set I'm like I've been awfully quiet about that .
I mean she participated . Let's be honest .
And I'm pretty sure she took the $300,000 too , I'm pretty sure , oh , no , that was .
Kylie Jenner . Kylie Jenner was talking to him . That's who it was .
I mean that's a bad girlfriend .
And you know Zendaya was talking to him or something like that , I think .
Oh , that's what it was . Because , Timothy Charlemagne was supposed to be set up to , like they were trying to petition him to be the next Harry Osborn . That's what it was .
So Zendaya and Tom Holland need to break up .
I mean .
I kinda hope , not I'm gonna fight you , we gonna leave it how she gonna be my baby mama bro . I can't compete with Spider-Man , you definitely can't , so she can never beat . You're about to catch some hands .
When you Spider-Man , it's like nothing you can do . You , when you Spider-Man , it's like there's nothing you can do .
Spider-Man home record .
You just can't . She supposed to be my baby mama ? She could never be .
I'm sorry you a damn lie the devil is a lie .
She could be my baby mama , just because she the bitch with . Spider-man , just because she the bitch with Spider-Man .
Nope , you know what we're going to leave that relationship alone . I try not to talk about it because I'm really worried . I'm real scared . I don't want to jinx it . We're just going to . That's off the table .
What if they get married ? Though she's going , to marry Spider-Man . That's crazy .
I'm going to be in that wedding Exactly .
Yeah , I'm gonna be the best man , I'm gonna be the best maid of honor .
Wow , yeah , because that's my baby mama .
No , you don't , you can't do that . Everybody gonna have dresses all red . I'm gonna have a suit .
Me and you , gabe . We're just going to team up so we can take out Tuck .
I'm the best maid of honor . I'm throwing the best apart in everything . It's going to be female strippers , though , because I am .
Tuck . I need you to tie your shoes , buddy , because I feel like you keep tripping too much . You need to keep watching yourself , buddy , because you're daydreaming at night and that's not gonna happen .
Look , even though I like Tom Holland , though , I really really like Tom Holland , leave my Holly alone . I like Tom Holland and he's doing such a wonderful job with Spider-Man . I really don't want nobody else to ever play Spider-Man At first . I ain't gonna lie to you . I ain't like him at first because I was like bro . They ain't give my boy a chance .
He only got two movies . He ain't even get his third movie , andrew andrew but , uh , yeah , after , after that first movie and I got to the second movie .
I was like I still want my third andrew barfield movie . I'm not gonna lie to you , oh they're gonna do it , they're gonna for sure do it , because I definitely . He is definitely spider-man and I think somebody put it the best tom holland is like the best of both worlds . Andrew garfield was definitely spider-man .
You did it yeah , but the og spider-man was the best thing .
Uh , I said toby spider-Man was the best . Peter , I said Andrew , spider-man was the best Spider-Man , and Tom Holland Spider-Man was the best of both worlds .
Tobey Maguire has the best Nance moves period he was in the little club . What's that club called the 29 club , the something club ? But was in that club . What's that club called the 29 Club the Something club ? But they was , they was just , they was smashing everybody .
We'll just , we'll just .
Hey yo guys , I'm a , I'm a bounce . It's about time for the kids , so I gotta , I gotta , put this kid through For sure .
I got you and good having you on .
I'll catch you guys later . And to my fans out there , stay shiny .
Take it easy , man .
Yeah , we're still kind of ripping , y'all Listen if I can't have no other baby mama and I have to choose just one , I'm choosing Masunde , but if I get more than one , it's going to be my Sunday , then it's going to be Chloe Bailey and then , surprisingly , it's going to be Erica Banks . I ain't going to lie to you .
Did you hear that interview ?
What interview ?
With her , and what's his name ?
All I know is she got the best BBL that ever came out . Oh my God .
Oh my .
God .
What's that man's name ? Hold on Erica Banks and Chaotic .
No , I didn't know what happened .
Chaotic trying to get Erika Banks pregnant . He is trying .
I already did that . That's why she's my baby mama .
Excuse me . She said she take Glam B like they M&M's .
She pop on every day .
She take Glam B like they M&M's .
That's not good for your PH balance . Man , that's crazy .
Hey , tell that to chaotic .
Hey man , he could be a breeder , so he has to be extra careful .
Yeah , I'm a thoroughbred myself . Before my facet Shout out to that $1,500 .
Dr Chang to save your life .
You'll see Dr Chang . I'm recommending him Everybody that visits him . I get $100 . I need to get my $1,500 back . So I need a whole bunch of people to go . I need at least 15 .
None of the people I know would ever go .
When I did calculations I figured out like , look , I'm going to pay $800 a month for child support or I can pay $1,500 , one flat fee , Because it just don't make sense to pay all that for 18 years once a month when I could pay one fee of 1500 dollars .
Just the math was mathing and I understood that that 1500 was an investment yeah , it's almost like you're just paying way too much interest on something I'm glad y'all did the math . Yeah , the math was nothing , it did that day . Hey , matter of fact , I know this is random they need to bring back Celebrity Deathmatch .
Yeah , that'd be interesting , bro , what ?
All this new shit going on , yeah , then again , at this point , the way they be doing reboots , I'm nervous there's no way possible .
You can mess that up .
It's literally a fight when there's a will , there's a way somebody's gonna find a way to fuck it up he's got a point it's literally a fight .
It's the same if the creators that created um damn . What's the name of that ? Uh , the raps in history epic rap battles of history whoever created that need to create the whatever spin off , whatever you want to call it for celebrity deathmatch , that'll be dope that would be hilarious .
I can agree with that .
Are they still ?
making Epic Rap Battles .
Yeah they are . I just watched one the other day . Oh , no I think one I watched was old . It was Donald Trump versus .
Joe Biden .
But , they reposted that . They reposted that because it's going to be again Donald Trump versus Joe Biden , but they reposted that . They reposted that because it's going to be again Donald Trump versus Joe Biden for the second time . Take two they just dropped that . No , no , no , they just reposted it .
Oh , okay , because I'm like , at this point you know it's going to pop up like in November , like last time . I remember that too .
It was like it was November 2020 , like last time , to where I remember that too , it was like it was November 2020 , like right before the election that song dropped and I was like hey man like Biden , was that like fucking killing him ? like in that second . Yeah , yeah .
But yeah , like it really depends on the handler at this point to where I'm like , okay , can we trust the handler to reboot this series ? If the handler can be trusted , I'm like all right , I'll give it a chance .
But otherwise I'm like if I hear like some spooky shit before he even drops , like oh , like they making some change that y'all might not gonna like , I'm all but yeah , that's a good , great idea yeah yeah , I think it'll be dope .
I really enjoy it thoroughly .
But yeah , that's all I gotta say about that uh , mj , you got anything you wanna do for out there ? No , but yeah , that's all I got to say about that , mj , you got anything you want to just throw out there .
No , no , oh wait , yes , I do . Wait , wait , wait . Completely off topic .
And we've been off topic for like the last 30 minutes , though .
That's true .
Whatever ?
If you're not reading Revenge of the Iron-Blooded Swordhound , I don't know what you're doing with your life .
That's a long name right there .
Bruh . It's a long name , but it's so good . Revenge of the what Nerd Of the Iron-Blooded Swordhound ? Oh .
I thought you said nerd , I mean everybody's not seen that .
Iron-Blooded Swordhounds Swordhounds yeah , I'm just gonna remember it like that it's so good , though , like main character is crazy OP .
Of course it's a reborn again . I take my revenge of the First Name , paul Douglas nerds that movie was really good , though those two movies were really good , honestly the Iron . Blooded Swordhound .
That movie was really good though those two movies were really good , honestly .
The Iron-Blooded Sword and Hound . Alright , I'm reading it . Well , I'm finna download it to read it .
Y'all could say that the Zone is pretty much based on a whole Revenge of the Nerds type of Situations where it's like At first it was gonna be about Making nerdiness great again , but at this point it's like , okay , some of y'all get into nerd shit and that's cool and all , but then some of y'all kind of getting on my nerves with this whole power scaling
bullshit . I'm like , hey man , y'all weren't in the trenches , don't need to calm the fuck down . Yeah , you know .
I was in the trenches , I was thudding in the trenches , even though I was faking like I was in the narrative . I was like , hey , get out of my face , I'm playing football .
I got straight up picked on for being in anime and shit . It was like back in the 90s and shit , to where I didn't even care about having all these death battles like they're doing nowadays .
Where death battles between all these death battles like they're doing nowadays , where like death battles between all these different anime characters and shit , I mean it's cool and all for like a season .
But at this point I'm like , hey man , it's not even that deep because at the end of the day , these creators can make these characters as bullshit as they want to . It's just y'all just like taking hypothetical situations way too far in my opinion .
I was legit , even in high school , bro . I was legit beating up people for bullying the people on the football team . I was beating them up . They was getting jumped slash because if one of us got in a fight , both of my brothers had to jump in . It's my grandma rule .
But like beating people up because they was trying to roast me cause I'm hanging out with my boy , Hidden Ninja 9 , you know what I mean . And we just thugging , talking about some Naruto and bro , what we in here and I was throwing up gang signs or they thought that was gang signs but it was really you know what you reminded me .
I'm mad at him .
Shadow Clone Jutsu , you mad at him . Shadow clone juicers Uh-oh , you mad at him .
Yeah .
What did he do to ?
you how the fuck he gonna tell you yeah , I don't mind being on the podcast , but he didn't tell me shit yet .
I told him to hit you up Nah he avoided me .
Here's the problem . In case y'all didn't know , hidden Ninja told me himself that he considered me as a rival . So it's like this dude , kind of low-key , is like one of my best friends , but also he's one of my main haters . So I'm like bro , why you hating on me like that ?
I'm like no , you're rivals , Y'all got that guy dog on Rock Lee yeah .
Yeah , that's what I'm saying like hey , man , I'm not looking for a rival , I just want you to be my friend , god damn or Austin , everybody's my rival oh god , nah . But for real , though , I'm kind of mad . I'm like how the fuck you gonna tell that you wanna be on my podcast ? You didn't tell me shit yet .
Like my DM's still dry-headed Ninja , what's up , but nah , it ain't that deep , but I'm like you just reminded me how the fuck you gonna tell Tug , but you know . Anyways , wait , um , what were we talking about before all this ? We was thugging yeah , like you know , y'all okay because you know I'm professor .
Right , tuck the professor , he ain't getting my hero song .
Oh , my god , oh good lord . You thought I was gonna say it , professor . Right , talk to the professor , he ain't getting my hero song . Oh my God , oh good Lord .
You thought I was going to say it . I remember now . Okay , we were talking about reboots and shit . Okay , celebrity Death man Alright , yeah . Yes , if they reboot it , perfect . Beautiful , because there's a lot of material they can use at this point , but it really depends on the handler Not executed properly . Y'all should have just kept it dead .
it's like , hey , listen , I know y'all were trying to do some shit , but look , look , whatever y'all thought y'all was doing , I need y'all bro , why I'm looking on twitter right now and I thought we was in the middle of a civil war right now , but it's actually civil war , the movie I was just at the time .
Oh man , oh ooh . You know what that just reminded me of , how , if we ever do go into war , how they're trying to say like , oh yeah , like the women getting drafted too nowadays .
Yep .
Y'all getting drafted . I can't get drafted . I did my stuff .
Can't wait to see you in the front lines . Yep , no , no , no , I'll be get drunk . I did my stuff . Can't wait to see you in the front lines . No , no , no .
I'll be right here to take care of the podcast for us .
I did my time .
I'm good to go .
Uh-uh , uh-uh , I refuse . I'm a what they call that new thing , that trad wife . That's what I want to be when I grow up . I will appreciate it traditionally , Amen . That's what I want to be when I grow up , I will appreciate it traditionally .
Amen , skip , I'm going to be pregnant next week . Nah , I'm pregnant I can't go . Aww , you're going to be pregnant . Back to back . Yeah , yeah , I'm sorry , we still in the war . Yeah , I'm still pregnant .
Nah , hold on , Skip , hold on . I like how I know you're anti-feminist , but I like how the meme goes , where you see feminists on Twitter and they'll be like at this point , I denounce my feminism . I am not going to no fucking war At depth they know where to draw the line .
And the line is I gotta pick up a gun and shoot people . No , no , no , no , not me , I'll pick up their front . No what happens to a strong independent woman .
Like you can do it , like you can do anything . You can do anything better than a man . What happened to that energy ?
I'm in the kitchen . That's where it's at Mm-hmm . Oh , the laundry need done . Guess what I'll be washing clothes .
All right . So if I go playing this war , am I just going to be cooked ?
You going to war , absolutely . You going to war , absolutely jesus christ listen , I'm just not a fan . But I I was telling I was talking about this with my own father and I told him . I said I we never got the option . They took it from us . I didn't even get the choice .
I was just born into this and was like oops , sorry , guess what you got to get a job . I didn't even get the choice . What happened ? I thought feminism was supposed to be about women's rights and women's choice . No , no , no . They chose for us to work . That's not fair . We need to go back in time and tell them they was lied .
No , because y'all was talking about equality . Equality like that yeah , here it is . Here is equality Like okay , y'all have an equal chance to get a job .
Like , you can get a job , just like everybody else .
You can vote just like everybody else . You can do everything just like everybody else , you can do everything just like everybody else .
I want an equal choice . That's what I want . I want the choice to stay my butt . I work hard enough . That feels like I've been working all my life uh .
So yeah , at this point I do have respect for uh women who uh wants to be stay-at-home moms . You know , like that's like the plan because , like to be fair , being a-home moms , you know , like that's like the plan because , like to be fair , being a mother is a job in and of itself .
So I'm like I can respect that , so I'm not gonna even knock y'all for that . But like , hey man , like I just I just hate it when , like they just use it like as a cop-out or more like they're just Like what Tuck would say oh they just using me for my body , not the body .
Okay , listen , I just want to be the person who stays home and make bento boxes . You know , I just want to like Be quiet , to create a peaceful environment for my family . That's all I want to do . But no , them independent women had to get out there and say we want equality .
That's not what I asked for , and I feel like there's a lot of other women who are with me now who didn't ask for that now hold on .
Now , this may be blasphemous or whatever .
I might get some heat for this but I've been having a hunch about this ever since 2016 , when this one friend I'm not going to say any names , but all I say is that I was talking to this one friend and essentially , I'm trying to piece something together to where I'm like I don't think some of these , not all of them , I'm not saying all , I'm not saying
most , but I'm thinking some of y'all , some of y'all . I don't think y'all give a fuck about equality . Y'all trying to turn the tables on me . Like no , no , no , y'all want the power now .
Like I mean , that's a whole different Like conversation that I could totally get into . There was that right Like the power dynamic , they wanted to be in control and all these other things , and they were finally tired of being , quote , unquote , at the bottom of the totem pole .
I feel like Equality is choice and I just feel like , not even feel like Let me take me , take , uh , what was that one word that , uh , somebody threw up egalitarian .
That's what y'all was trying to be like . That's . That's like true equality right there , like .
I guess not for me , but I just think that whoever decided that this was acceptable . They were liars . You know , if they didn't want to stay at home , they didn't have to , they could have got out there , because , think about it , right ? So like the war happens , right , uh , world war one women have to go get jobs . Go to work , right ?
Next thing , you know , they come back with glowing lips . Now they're glowing in the dark from being exposed to different kind of paint . Oh , and guess what ? Now they skinny , they losing weight from the paint . See , that's why we didn't need to go to work , because the girls started eating the paint why are y'all eating pain ? I don't know .
Now , this is world war one . I'm just telling you what science says .
Okay , I'm just telling you what happened I mean , this just feels like gorilla glue girl , but back in the 50s , where I'm pretty sure there were warning signs on the labels that you're not supposed to use this product for this particular reason , but yet they were like fuck it , let's just do it yeah , they fucked around and found out with the paintbrushes .
That's what they were doing . They were licking their paintbrushes and they were like oh wow , we keep getting skinnier , so let's keep looking to paint brushes , see that's see , that's exactly why .
That's exactly why we should have just stayed home , good lord , but I'm sorry , but I'm you know what . Let's just call it right here , because you , we're getting to Avatar territory now .
Like you know where .
You know , we got nothing else to say . We're going to Avatar territory .
It is Avatar territory , alright y'all .
Well , this wraps up season 4 of Game of Thrones . This is going to pretty much encapsulate Part 1 of the Extreme Review To where it's going to be like season 1 through 4 . Just like I said in the beginning , we will be working on season 5 through 8 Throughout the spring , and then we're going to be talking about House of the Dragons .
But until then you know the drill .
Stay nerdy , stay fresh , we will Peace Take it easy . But until then , you know the drill Stay nerdy , stay fresh , we will Peace Take it easy .