Game of Thrones: The Xtreme Review (Seasons 1 & 2)

hey yo , what's good nerds . It's time for another extreme review with the zone podcast . This time it's game of thrones and man . Winter has been coming because we've been kind of been hyping up for this review for a while now .

I'm talking getting clapped .

I'm talking about clapped so much .

So much I'm talking about twincess straight off the rip .

They were like fucking on every episode . They would really get in there . They were fucking those women like they were mad at them . I'm like hey , yo .

Hey , sometimes you gotta get it in like that you know what I mean .

Hey , winter is coming . Sometimes you gotta get it in like that . You know what I mean . Hey , winter is coming , so you gotta stay warm .

I mean yeah , but hey yo you know what ? We're gonna be sticking to season one and a lot has been going on this season . We're gonna be taking this review , so first things first , let's talk about the characters a little bit . With the stark family , of course , we got , uh , john snow . We got aria . We got sanza , rob stark . Uh , the mother .

Oh , so this is what we're going with on this show .

All of the sparks was my favorite . I was like man see , here's my thing .

When it came to anime like Akame Gaikyo or maybe Gurren Lagann and whatnot , I was like thinking , hey , yo , this is like the game of thrones of anime . See , this is where it came from , because George RR Martin , he was not fucking around with y'all when it comes to these characters .

Bro Eddard Stark , bro , my favorite character , ned , we call him Nasty Ned .

Nasty Ned .

Yeah , yeah , back in the day , he was a gangster .

It's the nasty time .

Yeah , my sweet summer children . Next he is . He is the greatest talk of them all , you know . I mean , he's so wise , he never tell a lie , he always . He said something . First episode that stuck with me . Right , the man that passes the senate , uh , swing the sword , I'm trying to tell you . But he swung that sword , don't close your eye . Head chopped off .

Did they ever say where his remains were ? They ?

don't . Yeah , they should have been in the crypt .

Well , it should right you would think , oh , they did .

I don't know if they shipped his body off . They would have shipped it back , nah .

They never really admitted us to where his bones really are , right ? No , I don't remember that they ever did .

So my recollection is different from the book than the show . That makes sense as a show of peace . They shipped the bones back , or like the fake king . Anyway , I don't know the season . Oh wait , a minute , season one , hold on .

Hold on . I know one thing I was re -watching season one as I was getting geared up for this review and I know one thing for sure I don't remember where they put the rest of the body , but they took the head and they put on that spike and made Sansa watch it .

Yeah , every day , yes .

Yeah , I remember yeah .

I felt bad for Sansa .

Oh , speaking of Sansa like man Bro , I did not Listen . Like , my thing is Like .

Listen , my thing is , let's talk about that one time . To where , okay , the Butcher's Son , to where Arya was playing around With the Butcher's Son , then Joffrey , being the little Dickhead , had that role up in there . Be like hey yo what's going on ?

Bitch , you knew .

No , no , no , no , no , no , no . It's not that she knew , it's just that she was trying to defend her sister and Joffrey at the same time . And that's why I didn't like his words like oh , I see how it is Like fortune over family huh .

Alright , I got you All the whole first episode . All she wanted to say I'm gonna be the queen . I can't wait because I love Joffrey , he's so manly .

You know what Sansa got on my nerves ? Because she , really low-key , looked down on Caitlyn Stark Like she looked down on her own mama . I don't look down on Kat bruh Because like the only thing she it was Caitlyn .

Okay , I was thinking I was close , but go ahead .

You were close , but uh , so like Sansa only wanted to be rich and she thought they were so poor in the North to be rich , and she thought they were so poor in the north and oh , it's so cold and she just was . So she got on my nerves a lot of the time . Because you are technically a princess , you act like you , not . You act like you , not .

Royalty , I ain't nothing , literally a princess like really not a Disney princess , she wanted to be a queen , she wanted to be the queen .

They're a little princess , bro , like I don't know , maybe not Disney princess . She want to be a queen , she wanted to be the queen . And she you know what . Also I didn't like and you make a good point when she lied to try to protect Sansa and her love In the beginning , sansa to protect her sister and Joffrey , her love interest or whatever .

I'm like saying that doesn't inspire confidence . As far as queendom , you know what I mean Facts , the main thing is you know what ?

They call her Little Bird or something right ? Yeah , they call her Little Dove , little Dove , something like that .

Really .

Yeah , they was like come here , Little Dove or Little Bird I can't remember which one In the show and in the book , you know what ?

Oh , okay , okay , I know why . I know why Because with Sansa , her whole thing is , she's like a ? Um , caged bird . Uh , that makes sense . But um , my main thing was Okay , so we're gonna do all about this . So they decided , you know what , kill the dog . I'm like , no , no , no , don't kill my dog . I'm like , okay , fine , we'll kill her dog .

I'm like okay fine , we'll kill her dog . I'm like that was like the whole that wolf but yeah . That was the whole thing that basically ended up causing the death of everybody else .

Bruh yeah , oh man . What you think about it is like .

No , hold on . Hold on the implication like so wait a minute . Are y'all telling me that this is all Sansa's fault ?

No , this is all Ned's fault .

Yeah , ned , and his fucking honor , bro .

They couldn't tell one lie , one lie . If it wasn't for the fact that Ned wouldn't have killed Sansa's dog , he wouldn't have cursed the family to being like the target to everybody else .

Listen , linda , listen . Y'all need to stop saying dog , these are wolves , we is wolves .

My bad , I'm sorry you know what I mean .

Winter is here , you know what I mean .

He is my pupper . Leave my pupper alone . That was a dog size during that time and then it became a wolf man . I was so mad because as soon as they killed the wolf they were . They were like no , if you kill the wolf , it'll be bad . Yeah , of course , oh , yeah , for sure . You're gonna fucking , you're gonna kill a dire wolf .

Oh yeah , there's one dire curse and if you step into any woodland area , you're fucked . Oh yeah , I think they all mentioned it .

There's one dire wolf . There's one for each of your family members . And then they find a little bastard one . This is for the bastard it's white .

And see , when Ned killed that wolf , he basically cursed everybody else into a huge bad luck . I truly believe that was Ned's fault . It didn't matter , he got his head chopped off . What the fuck is that ? What the fuck was that ?

yeah , so we got .

I like how , with this one though , like how normally I've been seen with the way they handle death , like the people who aren't that important , oh , you get to see All that shit , you get to watch all that shit and the people that you do Like , okay , we're gonna be a little Merciful and not make you watch the scene where you know like they kind of pan

His big ass wanna say a crown for a king .

God damn Aquaman and check this out . I like how Daenerys and Khal Drogo they were just sitting there like yeah , yeah , okay , you can have a crown , we ain't gonna wear that .

Yeah , yeah , khal Drogo . After that boy , khal Drogo boy , he was snoo-snoo all day boy . She was like yeah , yeah , yeah .

Nah see , listen . This is the role that got Jason Momoa on the fucking maps where I'm like hey , the way he carried this role , even though it was like one season , I'm like yeah man .

He didn't even have to speak words , for real .

You know he got that paycheck , it's just instant dog style Like boom . Man the way he was doing it too . He was really getting in there , and they're like and then I like how , with Daenerys , she was like no , no , no , we're not fucking . Tonight I'm going to teach you how to make it .

Who ain't fucking ? I don't know who ain't fucking . Hey look , bro , when I found out that wig was fake , I was so fucking hot , bro . I was so fucking hot .

Why .

I was gonna follow you . I love Daenerys in that wig , bro the fuck . I said blonde the fuck .

Yeah , love Daenerys in that wig . Bruh the fuck , the fuck . Yeah , zero words I was so mad bruh . Like .

I can't wait for that wig to follow me . But hey , my favorite episode , Episode four , bruh , we introduced to the mothafuckin' goat himself I mean technically it's season one , but we really got into it Cripples , bastards and broken things . My boy , Tyrion of House Lannister . Oh yeah , oh , tyrion the goat , I'm trying to tell you .

Can we just talk about how much of a dinklage made that role , if he .

Well , I don't know what I can say and what I can't say , but Look , if he , if something would have happened to Tyrion , I would have stopped watching , bro . I ain't gonna lie to you . I'd have been like , oh it , he is such a great character . Everything about that character , bro , because all I do is drink and I know things .

Well , hold on , he also fucks .

Oh yeah , can't forget the fucking Bro . The first time you found him in a brothel he had like eight bitches just everywhere . Brother , during the party , bro , what we supposed to be at a feast .

My man had all the game in the world .

He was like I may be small in stature , but I'm still packing .

The imp . They call him the imp for the first season .

Bro , yeah , I mean he is a little double . You know what I mean With that silver tongue of his you know what I mean .

He got that silver sword too .

Yeah .

Yeah , it was pretty good though .

And he'll hit you , and hit you with blunt force at the same time .

And when he met up with Lord Snow , Jon Snow , he was like yo them together . Gold , all on TV , gold , oh , you know what ? Speaking of Jon Snow , yo them together .

Gold , all on TV , gold , oh , you know what . Speaking of Jon Snow , I want to talk about him a little bit , how I was feeling that he was going to be like this main character guy , the way they were setting him up , especially with his dire wolf ghost , and I also like how , with his buddy buddy relationship with um Tarly .

Lord of the Rings , yeah yeah , hey , yeah , that's very similar too hey yo real quick .

Did y'all catch a Dungeons and Dragons reference and one this episode between John and Charlie , to where essentially John said I always wanted to be a ranger and Charlie was like I always wanted to be a wizard , and they were just laughing at all .

I don't remember that .

I ain't with D&D .

I was just watching the episode and I noticed that that feels like a Dungeons and Dragons reference .

Yeah , I did not notice that either yeah .

I didn't notice that I'm running a role for initiative now .

Jon Snow the bastard , oh man can we talk about how Jon Snow ? I agree with you . I agree with you , jb , cause they did set up Jon Snow to seem like he . First of all , they tried to make him seem like he was the finest thing on this planet . Well , let's be real Khal Drogo . So , so let's , let's just be honest about that , I mean .

It was a close second or third In popularity .

I'm not saying that he wasn't cute .

It's cause he was short . If he was taller , it would have been over Us . Short people don't never get no say .

No , no , no . You know what I think it is . I feel like If he had just a little bit more agency he would have um stealing the show but they both was brooding .

Just john was over there just mad . Mad for no reason because he a bastard . My brother just mad because he a bastard . He could walk around nothing . Hey , don't turn your head , father will get mad .

That Baskin fight though .

Like you seen the way he was defending Tarly .

Yeah , he was like defending Tarly from all those dudes that's trying to beat on him . It was like hit him with sticks and he was like I'll take your all on , I can do this all day .

His life dream was to go to the wall . Bro , what .

Yeah , that is kind of weird what rapists , murderers go what ?

That's like . That's like if you were in the Attack on Titan universe and you were like , yeah , I'd rather be in the scout regiment , no , no , I'd be in the garrison . Yeah .

But why would you want to be a part of that ?

No no . Who's going to be in the scout Boy ? I'm going to protect the king .

No , no , I'm not the scout , I'm the garrison yeah .

Can you tell anybody that ? And the whole room goes silent like why what ?

Oh well , you know , we just get to stand around the wall .

We don't get to do much , so it's easy money and that's why you gonna easily go die .

I wonder if Jon Snow the whole time that he was on his journey back to the wall . I wonder if he kept playing the song that he wasn't there by Austin Powers you just gave me to the fair .

You changed my underwear .

That man was playing the whole damn song on repeat for fucking 20 hours straight .

Hey man , I kind of want to . I can't wait until we get deep . I kind of want to talk about this linear . That's what I'm saying .

Yeah , I can't wait to talk about that .

Let's go back to episode one . We got to talk about Cersei . I don't even want to talk about it , but we got to Because she was stuck in her brother .

Alright , hold on , we're going to talk about that , we're going to put a pin on that . Let me just spit this out and say Cersei Sansa Not exactly a Disney princess , but Cersei , that is like a Disney Evil queen type bitch .

Yeah , evil stepmother Damn .

Yeah , she had that energy going on . But I like her , though as a character . I like her . What ? No , no , no , no , no , no , listen , listen . I do not like her as a set up , but listen , it's more than one of those things where he's dislikable in a way , to where at least she's convincible in being dislikable . So that's why I like her .

I got a question , then would you smack Cersei ?

nah , I'm good and her long hair . Oh yeah , I forgot she did cut her hair . She can get it . And her long hair , she can get it . Oh yeah , I forgot she did cut her hair . She can get it , like with a long hair she could have fully gotten it Give me a couple glasses of wine , man , I'll take a dump . No , not even .

Okay , wait , Wait . Let me deepen the question . Would you smash if you knew that she was smashing her brother ?

Let me tell you something .

How much of that knowledge do I know ?

Do I know just a little bit that they smashed before or currently smashed .

Like how much of the concept do I know , and is it like everything , or do I know only a detail ?

yes , I would , jamie ain't fucking with me hey man , that's gonna be a real awkward family reunion . I know it's gonna be my baby . It's gonna be a real awkward family reunion . I know what's gonna be my baby . It's gonna be a light skin baby , ain't no way that baby don't look like me .

I'm like hell no hey , this is my brother , that's my cousin and that's my uncle my uncle is also my dad , and that's my uncle , my uncle is also my dad , and it's like bitch . You've only just pointed at one person .

Hey man , we're more reprobates when we need them .

I'm trying to tell you .

Fucking sweet home Alabama up in this bitch .

Hey , no , listen , listen . This reminds me it's a shot in the dark , but any of y'all seen JoJo's Bizarre Adventure ? No , okay , okay , no , I'm not asking this question ?

JoJo's Bizarre .

Adventure Stay with me , part 6 , weather Report , episode 31 .

Remember that one . Refresh , refresh my memory .

This was Weather Report's backstory about how , oh turns out that Weather Report and Father Poochie are brothers and he and Weather Report had this relationship with this girl . But it turns out that Weather Report was switched at birth and essentially Weather Report was switched at birth and essentially Weather Report was fucking his own sister .

Yo , isn't that the guy with the fucking ?

Yeah , with the hat .

Yeah , like the fucking horned hat thing . Yeah , bro , yeah , yeah I remember that ?

Oh , no , remember I remember that . Oh , that was his last . Oh , he was switched at . Yeah , oh , what's her name ? Perla , that's her name . Oh , you know what that ? Just broke my whole mind again .

Wasn't her name , like Perla Pucci or some shit .

Yeah .

Like oh .

And figure , in a way this shit happened in Alabama where dudes were like going after Weather Report for being half black . I'm like wait a minute . This dude's a weirdo . I'm like , nah , we need to hang this motherfucker . What kind of name is Herla Pucci ?

What the hell kind of anime y'all been watching ?

Bro , this anime is wild . This anime is so wild .

I watched a man Half brother , half brother Didn't know about brother .

First of all , half black brother , half black didn't know about brother . What ? First of all ?

half black brother , half black didn't know brother Splanging that eighties , what kind of show y'all was watching . Let me watch it . Let me watch this . I gotta watch this for research .

Oh , so he doesn't even know about Jojo Jesus .

No what .

Why is all these people named Jojo ?

Bruh .

Well , no , no , no .

It's just in Jojo's Bizarre Adventures . Jesus Christ is in it .

First of all , you just have to watch it . Is everybody named Jojo ?

Not everybody A lot of people . I mean , there's the main character , yeah .

There's Jotaro . All the main characters are named JoJo .

There's Jonathan Joestar , there's Joseph Joestar , there's Jotaro Kujo .

Oh my God , I get so confused .

You're gonna love it , but no , they don't even call , they don't even um . They say like JoJo , like once , and that's it , and then after that it's like Jonathan or JoJo , like . It doesn't get too confusing , but that's their nickname .

Okay , okay , oh , my god .

They all share a nickname , essentially .

Okay , so I'ma just say this so everybody like a start .

It's just like the family name . Pretty much yeah , instead of their last name , it's their first name . That's the family name .

It's more like their first and last name combined , and be like JoJo , because Jonathan JoStar , joso JoStar .

JoJo yeah , yeah , yeah , oh , that's what JoJo come from .

Fucking Josuke .

I will just go ahead and let you know one of the ending theme songs is Freaking you by Jodeci , so you definitely should watch it , oh my god , what the fuck hey ?

yo .

The stands in this anime is based on musical like ADDC Jimi .

Hendrix Metallica . Yeah , that soundtrack sounds good . Listen , the creator is extremely obsessed with like 80s and 70s and 90s music , so he gathered all of the inspiration and then , plus , like JoJo has a timeline , a history timeline , so we get to go through like the 80s with one of the JoJo's .

We went entirely . We went entirely from Game of Thrones .

Hey , welcome to the podcast , welcome to the Zone podcast . We get derailed Often , but let's get back to it For real . So First episode since one of y'all brought often , but let's get back to it for real . So first episode since one of y'all brought it up . Let's talk about the first episode to where ?

Walking Dead Gotcha . No , no , they are so much worse .

I know , I know , I'm just .

God , they were great

Like the Night King , yeah , okay well , yeah , the night king .

To me he didn't sound like somebody to truly be afraid of , until you find out what's the limit to his power , and then you find out that he could actually take possessions of bigger , stronger creatures , more dangerous creatures .

Like the most dangerous creature .

Well , like the dragon , for example , that that really that did it for me . I was like , did he just ? Is that a giant , is that a fucking giant behind him ? You know what ?

I give him . You know what I give up . You know what I didn't learn , even after watching all the seasons , and what the fuck happened to all them babies . What do you mean ?

What babies .

Exactly remember Motherfucker what's the name ? Was having sex with all his daughters and then sacrificing the babies and some shit .

Oh , you mean the fire , the fire witch , the phrase .

Oh , the phrase .

Yeah , yeah , yeah , oh shit .

No , not the phrase . Is it the phrase ? No , bro , it was those little babies . It was in the first few episodes . They kept sacrificing those babies .

Oh , you mean wait , Wait .

They would lay the baby on the stump if it was a girl that raised a girl so that he can eventually marry his daughter again . Dang , and I can't remember who it was , it wasn't the phrase , the phrase .

The casters yes .

The crasters . It was these babies . He kept giving birth to all the sons , and he would go and sacrifice the son . The white walker would come and grab the baby and just take off into the sunset the second . They stopped doing those babies , though . Then the White Walker started attacking that area . He was living his life . White Walker wasn't bothering him .

Damn Okay , okay . See , that's the thing with Game of Thrones , where there's just so much shit going on , like keep in mind they're like one hour each episode , so but even then , it's like the way they just pack so much shit to where it's like you have to like really be paying attention , otherwise you'll be missing those that might be important later that .

That just points out a big question . With all those babies being sacrificed , all we see are like adult White Walkers throughout the whole show and at no moment do you like see or hear babies ever being mentioned , ever again .

Right , don't make sense . It's going to probably be prevalent in the book , or maybe it was a storyline that they just never , they just never captured . But an army of fucking babies , an army of dead babies , that would have been crazy .

Like . I know that I know that there was one part where they were holding a baby and I mean the baby was going to be sacrificed either way . I know that there was this one part and that that was just it .

Oh what does that mean , I don't know , they called him out for that shit too , though , like they called him out for like when uh was it Rob Stark went to him for help , right ?

and Sam , baby Sam . Remember that was really crafty baby , but he got named the baby baby Sam .

That's right .

He done raised another little baby . Well , that happened all the time in Game of Thrones , cause you know , robert was raising Hella babies . That's why the motherfucker was evil . I can't stand . I cannot stand fucking Little shit , little shit . I cannot stand Fucking um Little shit , little shit .

Oh , okay , I know he's on my way oh .

The ooh , that little shit . What's his name Little ? Blonde shit , yeah , little blonde shit .

Yeah , prince Joffrey .

Yeah , joffrey Lannister , I forgot yeah .

Is that yeah ?

that's the name .

I thought it was Baratheon .

Yeah , it was , but it was .

Yeah , that's the thing . Now that I think about it , it's so weird . Okay , he is a Lannister and a Baratheon , but I'm like , okay , whatever , whatever oh wait , he wasn't a oh wait he had more pictures than a funfetti cake so wait , who was his daddy .

That's why I'm confused who was his daddy . Jamie was his daddy . That's why I'm confused who was his daddy .

Jamie was his daddy . Okay , but , Robert was his father . Well , Jamie was his father . Robert was his daddy .

That made you .

And Jamie was her daddy .

Excuse me .

So you got father , daddy and zaddy .

Father , daddy and zaddy , Two of them in the same person . Okay , so , oh , wait , wait . Other question Did Robert ? Okay , so Robert Baratheon was king , right , and then so did he know .

Robert ain't know shit . He was drunk and whoring . So did he know ? Nobody know shit . He was drunk and whoring . All he cared about was hoes and wine .

And hunting . Didn't he die falling off a tree ?

This man hit himself down . Oh , he goes hunting , because it helps clear his mind .

Yeah , he really went to go hunting on some hoes . That's where he went . He got drunk , started hunting on some hoes while he was hunting . Oh , that's how he died .

Oh , okay .

Basically , that's how he died . He was drunk as hell . When you get milk of the poppy , bro , you already know it's over with .

You know , this show would have been entirely different if , instead of a whole bunch of alcohol , if the whole show would have changed from the alcohol to marijuana , this show would have been entirely different .

Be like hey man , why do we gotta fight all the time ? We just be .

I smoke and I know things .

I smoke and I know more than things For some reason , I believe the White Walkers would have just had the best week .

I feel like that's very true , I don't want to claim that one they would have had .

Blue Dream . I swear to God they would have had Blue Dream .

Or White Widow .

Oh my God , yes , white fucking Widow .

White walking Widow Exactly . White walking Widow . White Walking Widow Exactly .

White Walking Widow Damn . We need to create a cross-train . We got to do this shit today .

I'm panning this shit . Nobody's touching it .

You're right , hbo's going to sue you .

but you're right , HBO's going to sue you .

Hey , no , no no . For real , though Saitama . For real , though I be scared sometimes being doing this podcast , because sometimes we be saying shit and the next thing you know it becomes announcements . Wait a minute , didn't we just talk about this ?

Didn't we just talk about this ? Uh no , Wait a minute . Didn't we just talk about this ? Didn't we just talk about that ?

No , I don't know . It's like a weird coincidence where sometimes we'll just come up with it and then next thing you know , oh so somebody already came up with it .

Yeah , we're going to see that shit tomorrow . Snoop Dogg . The partner with HBO .

Yo , let's not say like lawsuit out loud . We don't want Nintendo getting a real itch in their butthole . Anybody says lawsuit and Nintendo's like what you say .

I don't know why , but I just pictured somebody an executive in Nintendo just snorting a line of coke what you say .

What you say . What'd you say about you using Pokemon ? What the fuck did you say to me ?

What'd you say to me ?

And all you hear is that loud .

Did you call me a pal Pal ? I'm not your pal .

That word is not allowed In this building , sir .

Get my lawyer .

I'm not even old buddy , old pal .

Hey , hey , hey . What did I say about that ? Oh , good lord .

Alright , so uh , alright , so y'all got anything else on episode 1 only that Sansa should have deserved more , she should have been treated differently , and let's see , let's see . What else do I have to Add on to that ? I feel bad for Bran .

Oh yeah you know what . Let's circle back to Bran real quick , to how , oh this kid he was just you know being a kid Just climbing up this kid . He was just you know being a kid just climbing up this tower and he was like , oh , you're going to see some shit . This is going to be like the best summer ever . He just saw this man fucking this girl .

He was too damn high . He knew he wasn't supposed to be at that damn high .

Was he worn out to climb things ?

Yeah , you know what that's on . You See , these damn kids don't be paying attention and listening . See , I'd have whooped his ass . Nah , I'm just playing . You can tell kids not to do anything , I'm just playing , bro .

If you tell a child not to do something , they are going to multiply that times two .

And brand multiply by a thousand by climbing so damn high in the sky , motherfucking planes couldn't even reach him . Bruh , he was so high in that tower , bruh , like damn bruh , this motherfucker done turned around and he said you know what I fight every night to prove my love and just push this motherfucker out the window .

The things I do pull up .

How the hell he survived that .

You know what that motherfucker ?

How high up was that ?

Because I'm like uh-uh .

All he broke was his leg .

I mean , unless he like tried to land on his legs and that like .

He should have rolled . See , if you would have rolled , you wouldn't have to worry about that .

I'm not touching rolls , wait , wait , unless you're like a flat land man .

I'm like , okay , there's nothing you can do about that . But if it was like a hill ? But then , yeah , you can like roll down that shit , debbie .

You heard me , professor Tuck and Roll .

Oh , good job .

New nickname alert .

Please stop . Please , you're scaring Saitama .

Writing it down now Perfect and roll . I need a better nickname for this , all right .

Episode two the King's Rose . So Ned , the new hand of the king , travels to King's Landing accompanied by his daughter Sansa and Arya . Caitlyn remains at Winterfell to care for the still unconscious Bran . An assassin attacks Bran but Caitlyn fends him off and Bran's direwolf , summer , kills him . Caitlyn suspects the Lannisters were behind the attack .

you mean the guy with the mask ?

yeah , um , I'm trying to think .

What do we say to the God of Death ?

Not today .

He was the third sword of Braavos .

He was the first sword .

I thought he was the third sword . Oh , he was the first sword . Okay , I'm trying to think his name . You don't even know his name . He's nobody .

You mean Serial Pharrell ? Oh yeah , Pharrell .

Yeah , serial yeah .

Well , he was fighting them off with a stick . Yeah man , he was whipping ass with sticks .

That shit hurt .

Yeah , that shit hurt , that shit hurt . It would have been way easier for him if he had a real sword too . Hurt , yeah , that shit hurt , that shit hurt . It would have been way easier for him if he had a real sword too . Why he didn't kill the first two , grab the sword , stab them in the neck . I'm like bro , it's so much good to do .

That's what I was thinking too . Now I'm thinking about like yo , like you could have fucking grabbed one . I don't know , maybe that's just me Like and grab one . I don't know , maybe that's just me At this point . I'm so used to playing video games where if I beat somebody and I'm like you , know you loot them and all that .

Thanks bro . I'm Assassin's Creed . All day on his ass , bro . It's so crazy . But what's important from that episode , though , the assassins that tried to kill Bran . They used a cat's paw , dagger , which becomes very relevant to the story .

Yeah , true , true , yeah , yeah , yeah . Yeah . See , that's another thing . It's like be very careful about these little details , because they might be important later , for sure .

Like you know , I have always had a theory about a Pharrell and it's that after the show kept on going and this is like a little over , so I'm gonna just like peek at this just for a second . When you come to realize , after the death of Forel , he basically doesn't get mentioned much after because obviously he's dead . So let's not talk about the dead .

Okay , okay yeah , very interesting theories going on with it . When you revisit the series , you are thinking , hey yo , I didn't think about that .

He could have taken the form of any person that he wanted and Jadaka was good at being , obviously , the faceless man of Braavos . He could have been any person , and he specifically wanted somebody to train and train somebody at the art of being the new assassin , the needle . She was truly skilled and knew what she was doing .

I went way too far . I was going to say I'm not going to say nothing , I'm going to wait .

But hey yo , now that I think about it , you know who Arya reminds me of Saitama . You know we're both Magic the Gathering men . She reminds me of Massacre Girl .

Oh , yeah , that's why they probably did both . Magic the Gathering men , she reminds me of Massacre Girl .

Oh yeah , that's why they probably did a variance where it did Arya . I think they actually did an official variance where you can buy Massacre Girl but they have Arya's fan art and whatnot , yeah , and it's playable and all that . Yeah , yeah , and it's playable and all that .

Yeah , that was interesting so I think Massacre would be like a great combination towards the Aria and there's dude . We gotta talk about this later on and this is like off the episode entirely . We gotta talk about how there's dude . We got to talk about this later on and this is like off the episode entirely .

Yeah , massacre Girl Known Killer . Google it real quick . Let me teach Massacre Girl Known Killer , google it real quick . Known Killer , but um .

Which one ?

Oh , it's from the new set , carlos Manor . It's coming in a new set .

Oh , from the Carlos Manor . Okay , that's why I don't know about it , yeah .

But , bro , it's way better than the original , honestly , you guys just look at it .

Pictures of Control have a what ? Whenever the Pictures of Control dies . If it's tough , as you just used both Massacre Girls and Massacre the Game , yeah , oh yeah .

Oh , that's not okay . But um , y'all got anything on episode 2 , because I'm pretty much talked about episode 2 In advance , talking about how , with the freaking Arya's dire wolf and Ser Jorah Teaching how to please Drogo , that was pretty much it . Y'all got anything to add on to that .

The only thing I think I want to be sure y'all can correct me if I'm wrong , but isn't this also the episode where Tyrion slaps the crap out of Joffrey ?

Yes .

Oh , that was a great slap yeah , and he had his mouth open like I'll slap your ass again , motherfucker .

You better shut your mouth before I pop you .

That's your problem .

No , ain't , nobody slap your ass Get popped in the mouth .

That's him down , my favorite character , because he was the only one who was like I'm going to check this little bastard , I don't care .

You're not going to talk to me like that .

That was like the perfect example of like Get your motherfucking ass out of here .

Nah , it's funny too , because if um Tyrion is shorter than Joffrey , like hey look , come here , come back here .

Closer , closer , closer . Do not see that my knees are to the ground ?

motherfucker , Get closer , oh lord , it's smack like I have never . It's like he pulled his hand back 10 feet and just smacked the crap out of him to the ground , like now you're beneath me , now you are .

Say something stupid one more time . Smack Be dropy . One more time Smack , smack , alright . Episode .

Alright , episode 3 . Now , lord Snow , unless y'all got anything else to add on to episode 2 ?

Nah .

Oh , okay , Alright . So episode 3 . Ned attends the King's small council and learns Westeros has been poorly managed and in deeply in debt . Cailin travels to King's Landing to covertly warn her husband about the assassination attempt , but she is intercepted by her childhood friend , Littlefinger man . Let me talk about Littlefinger a little bit .

Peter Bayless . I hate everybody with the name Peter . God damn it .

No touch Fucking .

Peters , god damn it . No touch , okay , peters . Peters , always doing some fuck shit .

Well , okay , to be fair , though , you don't know .

Peter Griffin , Peter Bayless , Peter from motherfucking Marvel .

Just any guy named Peter across the street .

Wait , what about Peter Parker ?

Peter Parker also fucks it too . If you think about the first Spider-Man , you see that dancing he did .

Oh wow , oh you talking about Spider-Man ? Oh , okay .

We don't talk about that . We don't talk about that . Exactly , fucks it .

You hating , you hating .

No see , that's what I'm saying . I'm like wait hold on what's wrong with the dancing .

The dancing was trash . He shouldn't be dancing .

I'm sorry , I'm a tuck here , like you know what I'm talking about ?

That shit here Uncle Ben did not die for that shit In multiple universes .

That man was feeling himself . Uncle Ben should've gave that man some Manson lessons , damn .

Uncle Ben dies and Peter Parker's doing the fucking boogie woogie on 29th Street . Get the fuck out of here . What were those white man moves ? That shit was so .

Bro , like it was Tobey Maguire , White man moves like .

What else could he do ?

Okay , they should have put a stunt double in out .

Nah , like they should have had a better dance choreographer or something , I don't know .

Man . He was trying to shake some ass and what he was doing was shaking his arms , Fucking cold ass up in New York .

You can't shake what you ain't got , but I appreciated it . I appreciated the effort .

And all those different people walking past and like what's this weirdo doing ?

Why is he dancing like that ? Where's the music ?

Is it in his ?

head . Is it in his head ?

Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun Like damn that fentanyl is really spreading in New York . Man , I'm sorry , see , he got a little black on him . You know what I mean . That's what happened . I know it's a little misplaced , but he was walking out of that building like How'd you get out of bed with my swag ?

They should have played that shit at that time . That would have been dope , it would have been a classic , instant classic .

I'm swag , I'm through .

I'm telling you another midget slap in the face and he would have been fixed immediately .

Wow .

Amen .

Amen .

Period Just pops out of nowhere .

No , I want to tell y'all again I can't stand Littlefinger , bro . God , I wanted him to die so much . Every episode , every single episode , when I seen his little thick horn stache every time I seen it I was upset .

Oh you know what ? So much shit in the background ?

dude , it was crazy . You know what ? So much shit in the background , dude , it was crazy .

You know what ? You reminded me that I kinda wanna do an Orange is the New Black review .

Oh yeah , yeah , Shout out to Tasty .

And Poussey . Oh man See , I was kinda mad when she . We'll talk about it when we do the review .

Boy , I done watched all of that .

Yeah , okay . Um , what else going on with episode 3 ? Um , yeah , so , anyways , kalem Went to see Littlefinger .

like fucking coming up in here thinking like he got the biggest thing ever . Didn't get the fuck out of here bruh , he was Whipping their ass too .

Oh hell yeah , he had them fight Like 50 people in a row . He was whipping All them ass . And they had to fight Two at a time , two at a time , three at a time .

Nah , he was on some Insomniac Spiderman type shit .

You know how you like chain combo yeah , that's me when I'm on gta and I got that oh cheat code in and I can't die .

Now that's cool . That's how it go . Uh , what else going on with episode 3 ? Uh , lord commander mormont , what else going on with episode 3 ? Lord Commander Mormont asks Tyrion To plead with the king to send more recruits To the Night's Watch . Daenerys , now pregnant , stands up to her brother Viserys Fuck this dude Threatening him if he ever abuses her again .

Yeah , Viserys is a ho .

Yeah , I'm not gonna . Even he was like a petty , like look , listen , for some reason I'm looking at um , viscerys , um , and he kind of reminds me of loki , but not as likable as loki yeah , how are you gonna be spoiled when you ain't got shit ? I mean , he wasn't even spoiled , he was kind of skinny .

He was acting spoiled oh spoiled .

Okay , my bad , I thought you said spoiled , I'm like hold on .

No , yeah , he was spoiled . He was acting spoiled when he ain't had shit . They was poor .

I'm about to say bitch where .

Once I get my team back , I'll give you all this kind of money Bitch . You ain't paying for shit .

This ain't no IOU Talking about some pussy nigga . You ain't talking shit . I'm sorry , it's an impulse . I'm aware of this now .

It's episode three when you start hearing Lannisters going like oh , lannisters pay their debts in full . Why are y'all in debt .

Yeah , Lannister always pays his debt .

Then why were they in debt ? Apparently they don't . They were always in debt , they were always in debt .

No , they wasn't always in debt .

I'm like real funny how y'all always in debt but you got funny how y'all always in debt but you got um gold coins to just throw around .

Includes that one guard you're talking about the lannisters , yeah I thought you were talking about the , the kingdom , the kingdom was always in debt the lannisters wasn't really in debt . They was kind of in debt , but not really , because their um , their gold mines had dried up ah , so they were like hemorrhaging money ?

yeah , they had . It was just slowing down .

The money was really because their gold mines had dried up . Ah , really . So they were like hemorrhaging money . It was just slowing down . The money was like it was . They had income Well , they had a job with income , but like paycheck to paycheck , basically , mmm , because it was slowly bleeding out to nothing .

Ah , so that's why they're white . They're your typical American .

Yeah , 66% of the population , you know .

So are they like Massachusetts .

Or are they like ?

Florida . They're for real .

Why Not as dense as Florida ?

Alright , we'll say Alabama . They think there's hot stuff right now because of the pad , but no , no , they're not all that fresh booty in it's family . All that fresh booty and also because the Lannisters in you know 26 yeah okay , yeah , you know , alabama makes more sense so wait , was Littlefinger like cause ?

Littlefinger said something about them being in debt yeah , in that episode yeah , didn't he say something about them being in debt ?

in episode 3 . You mean no , it wasn't them being in debt , it was the kingdom that being in debt . It was the kingdom that was in debt . The kingdom was in so much debt they was borrowing money from the Lannisters and from somebody else . They were borrowing hella money . The whole kingdom was in debt .

We don't fuck with the Iron . Bank . The Iron Bank is going to get me . We'll talk about them later .

The Iron Bank is the government , bro . They're going to get their money . Irs is basically the IRS , it's the Iron Bank .

Speaking of which , do y'all smell those W-2s in the air ?

Don't remind me I don't even want to . I had to process so much fucking paperwork , bro . Everybody kept calling me every five minutes hey , I need to update my address for my W-2 . When y'all gonna mail W-2? , bro ? I told the front office lady . I said , hey , if there's anything about W2 , send on the voicemail .

I got my accountant so I can't relate .

Gotcha .

I hate it W2 .

Everybody hates doing W2 .

They just need to update their address . Man who don't update their address ?

Y'all can do that online like even though Forward your address to the mailbox .

The mail people will forward your address . It's a simple form . It is .

It's very simple . It'll take 30 seconds , bro . You can do that shit online . Yeah for sure For like 50 cents , yeah , and then you can also get them to change it with all the companies for an extra dollar now .

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Professor , it's your service .

And so we kind of talked about Tuck's favorite episode .

Alright y'all , alright y'all . So we kind of talked about Tuck's favorite episode Cripples , bastard and Broken Things but y'all have anything to add on to that episode In particular .

That was the introduction Pretty much to Samuel Tarly . He was a dope add on . I hate Vassara still . Sansa still thinking Samuel Tarly , he was a dope add-on . I hate Vassara still . Sansa still thinks she's going to be the queen , all she cares about is Joffrey she was so wrong .

I mean Good lord Alright .

Oh yeah , Tyrion got arrested right .

Yeah .

Yeah , he got arrested ? What Cat told them to arrest him .

Yeah for conspiring to murder his son .

And he said what the fuck did I do ?

Conspiracy to murder her son . It was . Who was that Sister in law or Whatever it was ? Who was that Sister-in-law or Whatever ? Yeah , yeah .

Cause she was originally a Tully Before she was to start .

Okay small detail , but I think it's kind of funny with her son , where it just kind of feels like he just Adds so infantile , like man . This kid looks like he's built like . How old is this kid ? Like 6 , 7? .

He's like 12 drinking breast milk . Yeah .

Mama .

I'm hungry . Wait till these people leave . No , no , I want more TD now . Yeah , he's like man she done . Pulled the TD out . I'm like damn , he's only 183 months . Hey , what hey .

Only , only Jesus .

I didn't like her either . I hated her voice and her face . She was perfect for her role . God .

Yeah , yeah , it's like .

She got paid a million dollars to stare out the window and drink wine .

An episode- but it don't get much easier than that .

Damn , let me get that job .

You know what I'm saying just think about it .

She's getting residual checks on those scenes . So , because you know , people gonna keep rewatching Game of Thrones and it's that dope . Well , it's up for the last season , but we're not gonna talk about the last season .

I'll go back and rewatch episodes as they come on my mind .

I'm just going to watch a random episode .

I'll be cackling like I ain't even seen it before because , I think they talked about one of my favorite characters in one of these episodes the motherfucking . Oh yeah , he was in the first episode , the hound . Ah , the hound is a great character . Yeah , these episodes , the motherfucking .

Oh yeah , he was in the first episode , the Hound Ah the .

Hound is a great character .

Yeah , he protected Arya with his fucking life , dude , I ain't gonna hold you .

If I was Arya , I would've stabbed his ass . I ain't gonna lie .

Now episode 5 , the wolf and the lion . This one seems to be a little Shorter , at least as far as description . Okay , I don't like this guy , but the Unix Varys . He uncovered that Daenerys Targaryen Is pregnant . Ned rejects Robert's plan to assassinate her . Considering Daenerys is not a is pregnant , ned rejects Robert's plan to assassinate her .

Yeah , this episode showed me that Jamie was a Hulk .

Yeah , oh , you know what I forgot to mention . No , no , we talked about Jamie a little bit . You know , first episode before the most part with Jamie , it's like I don't want to give away too much , but this is the point , uh , in season one's where jamie's just unlikable , you know , yeah , with very good reason .

But um , he reminded me of old buddy from Avatar , the Last Airbender , when he was trying to capture the Avatar .

Zuko .

Yeah , Prince Zuko . He reminded me of Prince Zuko Loki in the first season .

Fair enough , fair enough .

It's like yeah , he's probably the bad guy Fair enough it really Similar character development To this .

He's trying to capture the avatar . So you don't really feel anything for him at first . But get deeper into the story and it's like , oh Okay .

Very similar character development . It was very difficult for me To actually like Jamie Cause , even though at first like .

You see him fucking his sister and then you see him like it's like hard to come back from that , bro , I'm sorry .

No , it wasn't hard for him to come on her back , that's for sure .

But Wow , that was the actual days .

That was a whole backshot . Then later on he starts being wittier and kind of funny . You're kind of like , okay , maybe I can ease up on it . Episode 5 comes in .

I'm wondering if you talk about his character development more , because it's like at some points he regretted sleeping with . It was like at some point he was happy because he wasn't getting it , no more wait he knew .

He knew what he was doing .

Yeah , oh you know what that's funny because that reminds me of um , that one scene like this , random , it's like really random . But this reminds me of Star Wars . I think it was like episode two to where essentially Anakin was talking to Padme and he was like I'm haunted by the kiss that you should have never given me .

Yeah , it's like you ever tried to explain gay with arms to somebody . He was like yeah , so it started with this dude fucking his sister . Not like that , Alright , but it is like that .

But like it ain't even like that . I mean , some other stuff happened too , but essentially you getting on to that .

You getting on to that , don't even worry about that .

And you can't forget that they also crippled the same person like a little kid in the same city .

So he puts a little kid out the window , go back to fucking his sister , and then the show starts . Then the show starts basically .

Something about ice zombies , and that's the show .

They're going to look at you like you're crazy . But damn , I'll be damned if this ain't a good show .

It was incest , and then a head thud on the ground . Yeah , yeah , what was that ? Oh ?

nothing . That was a little too close in the womb , bro , oh and they were twins too , so like oh man you done ? Wrapped a billica cord around .

Yeah they wanted to stay in there forever too .

Like hey , you see all this , yeah , I did all this for you .

Ain't nothing close in the blood . We all know that . We all know that very well . Ain't nothing close in the blood . Look shit Any closer . And they're sharing a heartbeat . I mean , that's the way they were . That's horrible . That's a horrible joke . Let me just write that off .

I'm curious , though when did they start this incestual relationship ? Was they like little kids ? We don't want to know that teenagers would have been crazy little kids , no we don't want to know that .

Yeah , I don't need no backstory .

Yeah , teenagers would have been crazy , bruh , I think they were teenagers in that story . Oh my god .

Oh , that's when their hormones was firing up and . I was like you just got the first person you can see .

Imagine coming out of nowhere and being like yo sis , you looking extra fine on that big-ass dress . This is some poor-on-heel type shit .

I'm stuck in the dryer .

No no no .

Jesus Christ no no no , no , that is horrible , that is just horrible .

Baby come rescue me .

I only got one hand Bro what . That's crazy , oh no , and then you fucking turn here .

Yeah , atlanta's always been this dead .

I mean that's kind of like the 80s type of thing , but no , we're not going to get to that is dead . I mean that's like kind of like the 80s type of things , but no , we're not gonna get to that , you know okay . So as part of the wolf and the lion , that episode was actually really good .

Yeah , ned , going to fight . You could tell back in the day he was wearing ass out . When he got stabbed in the leg I was so scared I was like no , not Ned . People had been already dying . I didn't want them to die , bro .

Anything to add on to episode five .

Nah , I think episode five was pretty cool . It was a nice , good short episode . I think it was one of the shortest episodes of the season too .

Yeah , alright , episode six I know this is my favorite and I know I talked about it a little bit , but there was a little bit more to it and I'm going to go ahead and get into that . So King Robert reappoints Ned as Hand , pretty much having him substitute While he go out hunting .

Yeah , it's L lisa , is it ?

yeah , okay , uh , okay , okay , uh chooses sir vardas as a champion . Uh , even though vardas , you know , even though it was kind of dishonorable . But then again , I had this conversation before with uh koki , guys suits where essentially , like in real life man , people don't give a fuck about honors . Like you defeat or kill um your opponent any way you can .

Viserys landed with a thud that part where he just dunks the uh , all that gold onto his head , that whole part it just makes you go I need to watch that again , again .

That was so satisfying .

That only proved that he wasn't of true blood .

I am a dragon . I'm a dragon , no the fuck you're not .

He wasn't a fucking dragon at all . Dude , you can say as much as you want that you're part of that bloodline , but when it comes down to it , know the fuck you weren't . Danny , please , you want your , you want your crown , that bad here , wear it yeah , yeah , okay , yeah , no , no , no , like we'll give you a crown .

In fact , you know what ? I got it for you right here , hot and ready not hot and ready little caesar .

But yeah , I fucking hate theon . But yeah , I fucking hate Theon .

That reminded me that I hate Theon I have mixed feelings about Theon , because Theon , come on , greyjoy was a great .

That's the thing , theon . It was like you had to . At first not so much , but after certain events happened it's like , okay , I kind of feel something for Theon or his nickname , but we're not going to get there yet .

I forgot his name was Theon for a minute yeah , that's what you're thinking like .

Oh yeah , he had a real name .

I'll be honest with you . I agree with you . I hate Theon .

That's what . I'm talking about . That's what I'm talking about .

Yeah , like Theon had the ability to have everything and he was just like . I still want to be the king , my own king . Like what the fuck does that even mean , nigga ?

And Braun Braun is the one , bro , I love Braun .

Oh , hell yeah .

Well , Braun is the truth .

I'm like , hey , your guy had honor . I'm like , oh , you didn't fight fair . I'm like it was like , oh , you didn't fight fair . I'm like that sounds like your problem . Nah , he was the truth for real , though .

Oh man , oh no , you know .

That was a good episode , though .

It was , it was . We need more of that .

Yeah , don't threaten to kill nobody , baby bro , or you're going to get fucking gold on your head , and then I'm going to chop your head off and melt it again and get the gold .

And in the words of Paris , fire cannot kill a dragon Amen . Hallelujah .

For sure .

I mean , you would think this original would , would known that this was the dothraki to where we just watched a wedding ceremony or the reception to where they was dancing and fucking and they were like , uh , one dude got killed because , hey , man , I want to fuck that girl too . And I'm like , hey , you know what ? You know what ?

This was during the times where , in my general opinion , ned should just shut the fuck up and should have not said anything you want to say on that ? If Ned had just oh , you wanna you say all that Like if Ned Would've had , just If he wouldn't have just taken the offer that he was given to him . Well , in reality he was never really .

Okay , so essentially this adds on to Ned pretty much cursing the whole family .

and all that If Ned would have just shut the fuck up , he would have lasted a little longer , but he saw things and he knew things . And Lannisters knew that . They knew how powerful this man was and they knew about things that he knew , Especially being friends with the old king .

When you think about it , it kind of makes it seem like , with Ned Well , we're going to talk about it In just a moment , but with Ned being taken out , it seems like , okay , you just took out a very powerful person , because otherwise this whole plot would have been way too convenient .

Yeah , they took out a very important person that if his existence on that planet would have still continued , if his existence on that planet would have still continued , others wouldn't have not been able to frankly , do anything of the things that they did during the show . And I don't know , I guess I say anything that spoils things .

No , it's hard , I know .

Yeah , how do I ? How do I word this without spoiling things ? Obviously , for those who've already seen it , we all know who ends up becoming the King during the time .

That they were and they wouldn't have never passed the wall nah , they wouldn't have passed the wall , they wouldn't have seen them pass the wall you think they would have still passed the wall . Hell yeah , you see all them motherfucking white walkers to me they wouldn't have all they needed was one guy hold on hold on hold on hold on .

Well , maybe they couldn't overtake the wall , but would you think that they would at least been better prepared for the attack ?

oh yeah , for sure . So they would all been on the same page .

John wouldn't have to scramble at the last second okay , yeah , yeah , fair enough , they would have had dragons sooner , too . Yeah , had to scramble at the last second Okay , yeah , yeah , fair enough they would have had dragons sooner too .

Yeah , they would have . Maybe Jon would have never known the information he came to know .

I got anything else to add on episode 7? .

No , I'm ready for episode 8 , though , but episode 7 did have a good thing you can't have your phones . Either win or you die .

I actually gotta start cutting it here . It's like it's really late where I'm at right now and I gotta try to take care of gotcha man . I feel that .

But thank you for I got a child to take care of Gotcha man , I feel that . But thank you for being on the podcast . You take it easy , okay .

Alright , no problem . And to my fans out there I know I don't have any , but stay shiny like my forehead , I'll catch you guys later , later , alright , alright .

That being said , let's go ahead and move on to Episode 8 , the Pointy End . So so , arya Escapes to the Red Keep after Cereal Forel , her Braavosian Swordmaster Fends up . Guards sent to arrest her While Sansa is captured . Rob hears the news and prepares the Northern Arm armies to fight the Lannisters , leaving Bran behind to rule Winterfell .

For Winterfell . Arya , arya's teacher , cereal , for real , bro . He went out like a true G . He took as many people with him as he could and fuck Sansa , basically , but Rob of course being the big brother , he trying to make sure he save both his sisters and get his family back together in Winterfell where they are truly safe .

I got you and I hate .

Joffrey oh yeah , I hate Joffrey too how you gonna point his grandfather His hand to the king . That's right , oh , I forgot about Sansa . Please , please , don't kill my father . Please Listen .

I don't even feel like Sansa meant that shit . I just Okay , alright , here's my theory On what Sansa should have done . Sansa should have played Her role . Yes , as she started to play her role , but she knew she wanted to be queen . She had all of the chances and opportunities to start saying you know what ?

she got .

She had that real dance on the strap .

They did call her Little Dove , little Dove , little Finger started that shit .

Little Finger was disgusting , because we all know what Littlefinger was thinking .

Yeah , since he couldn't get the mama , he wanted the dog .

Oh , bro , bro , no , no , listen , listen , listen , check this out . This is like Jacob from Twilight , all over again . We not let's talk about , we not gonna bring up that imprint , imprinting okay yeah , I got a lot of things to talk about with the Twilight review , so check that out next month , ladies and gentlemen .

I'm definitely team Jacob team A word , I'm definitely team Jacob , team A-word .

I'm definitely team , jacob , I'm team . No , you know what ? I'm team , both of them really .

I'm more like team Charlie , because at least Charlie was trying to be a good dad , except for that one time where , um , okay , he , um Jacob , said that okay , I kissed Bella and she punched me in the face . He should have had a better reaction to that , other than just standing there looking at her . I'm like , nah , I was ready to detect this .

No , I'm good .

Episode 9 , baelor , the penultimate to the season 1 . This dark army arrives at the Twins castle C . Caitlyn persuades Lord Walder Frey to Allow them to pass through his land and assist him in exchange for Rob and Arya marrying to a Frey's many unattractive In the future . At the wall Dwarven , mormont Gives his family Bellerin's steel sword to Jon and Gratitude .

I was mad as fuck . I can't believe that killed Ned , not Ned , not my nigga no .

I'm gonna miss my nigga .

It ain't as good as Smank it girl . Smank it , girl . Wait , I'm gonna send it in the group chat . Smank , it is my song , bro . Oh my god . But yeah , bro , like like dang Daenerys liked the valuable lesson too Don't fucking trust a witch , well , unless she fine . Oh , you can trust all the fine witches , except the red woman .

You know what you know . What will you know ? Awaken's something in me , the hex girl from Scooby-Doo .

I bet it did . I bet it did .

You know I used to have a thing for Velma . It's mostly because of her glasses .

I mean , yeah , there was like an appeal to Velma . That was back when . Yeah , she's a nerdy girl , but she was cute with it though .

Yeah , the little skirt with the glasses .

We got head skills in Velma . That's what we got here . Nothing wrong with it , nothing wrong with it . He was a fan of X Girls , by the way . Oh for sure they music was hitting . Nothing wrong with it , nothing wrong with it . He was fan of X-Girls , by the way . Oh for sure their music was hitting .

I'm a X-Girl .

I'm gonna put a spell on you . That's what they said .

That first lie was confessing the treason , bro , how you gonna ? You could have lied any other time . Yeah , he's the rightful king . Yeah , I promise you he wouldn't even been in that situation . Your first lie wanna be ooh motherfucking Ned , bro . He should have lied .

He should have lied so he could save his family . I ain't a . Now your family in disarray . Your wife is all left alone to deal with Littlefinger , littlefinger , littlefinger , littlefinger . A wild piece of shit . Littlefinger get mad because he can't smash . Nah , I ain't your daughter .

Hey , that one part where Littlefinger had his knife to Ned's throat .

It's like I told you you shouldn't trust me . Yo Whole ass .

Now see , here's the thing . Well , littlefinger , once again , same energy with Cersei , to where it's like he's not supposed to be a likeable character . But that's just the thing . It's like he's good at being a dislikable character .

No , I'm good . Okay , fuck Littlefinger .

Alright . Final episode Fire and Blood . The North secedes from the Seven Kingdoms to proclaim Rob as King , with Jaime as the Star's prisoner and Robert's two brothers , stannis and Renly , each challenging Joffrey's claim to the throne . Tywin appoints Tyrion as acting king's hand .

Daenerys coming from them . Ashes , the queen of the kingdom . Wait a minute .

Bro , you remind me how like I forgot that one . I know they be like fucking and all that shit , but I was just still taking a bath because I forgot that one . I know they be like fucking and all that shit , but I was just still taking a bath Because I forgot how there was like so much Nipples and ass cracks Showing in this .

Joe , they was throwing ass , it was hella ass . I can't wait Till we get to my baby mama , though the two girls

That was like pleasuring themselves while little finger was watching like a porno actor I mean a porno director no , not like that .

That's not authentic nah you gotta ease into it yeah , you gotta slow that thing down , but he was a pimp boy , I didn't even pay attention to that part at all .

Yeah , you gotta slow that thing down , but he was a pimp boy you got to . I didn't even pay attention to that part at all .

It went on for like five minutes yeah .

I didn't pay attention . It went on five minutes .

Till she came , that's where my brain was at at all . My brain was not . There was a war going on at that time .

No , they gonna throw that shit in there .

I'm telling you , man , you got to pay attention to this shit because it be sliding a lot of shit past you .

They just slid the shit in there . Yeah , we should have a scene where you know what , just imagine a pitch for that shit . Like you know , we're gonna have a scene where he's directing them on how this , how you play with the pussy .

No , you ain't playing with the pussy he gonna direct them while telling the story at the same time yeah , that shit was crazy bro let me tell you about this one dude , I'll be it sound like I'm just on the wall watching two niggas have a conversation about a fantasy .

That's what that sounds like . Watching two niggas have a conversation about a fantasy , that's what that sounds like . That's what was crazy .

That's what was really crazy , Like golly , oh the king in the north . The king in the north . What Rattling off of everybody . But I was up there yelling with them . Hell yeah , oh , stannis is the true king , yeah .

How the ?

hell . Renly thought he was going to be the king . Bro , your brother's still alive . He older than you . Like low-key . He was going to be handed the keys anyway .

Yeah , yeah .

Go bro , go sit with your boyfriend bro . Stop hanging around with us , we over here thugging About to be key . Bro , you could have been with your boyfriend , handed the key , not having to worry about nothing , and now you want to be all in the middle of this shit Dang and fucking .

Yeah .

He was definitely meant to do that shit .

That man is a master organizer . Yeah , yes , was definitely meant to do that shit , that man is a master organizer . Yeah , yes , he's a master strategist .

And then John was like no , no , bro , get apart from me , bro , I'm about to go . Oh my daddy bro , oh my daddy bro , I can't believe they did this shit .

I mean , hold on , now that I think about it . Yeah , tyrion was saying to himself what do you do , bastard son ? What I do , I read books . I mean look at me , I'm a dwarf , like I'm not Fighting , so I gotta use my head , you know ? Yeah , Um , you had anything to add on to the season .

I mean , was it merciful For Daenerys to kill Khal Drogo that way ?

I don't love ya .

He was gonna be a fucking zombie or White Walker .

Imagine what if you were married and your husband was like In the hospital bed , In this vegetative state and you'd be like would you pull the plug ?

If it was my ex , yes .

I didn't think I would listen to this episode , okay , but yeah , it was kind of one of those things .

If I seen Daenerys do that shit . I would have kneeled before her too , bro . I can't believe this bitch . Don't want none of these names . I'm trying to fuck .

That's the other thing . Like she came out , them asses , but I can't wait to slide . Who puts a ?

flame in the toilet , god damn speaking of which , you remember that one part where she was like butt , ass naked and got into that tub and it was like boiling hot . Even that one service , like my lady , is boiling hot and she was like I don't care she got another like a hot tub , like god damn so wait , okay , isn't this also , don't we find out ?

well , we already know that Gendry is technically , you know , the . What is he ? He's like the armorer's apprentice . He's technically really supposed to be king , isn't he ? Who Gendry ? Because he's one of the bastards of Robert Baratheon .

No , no , no , no no . We didn't find that out yet . Robert got like 80,000 bastards at the time .

Okay , alright .

Robert is like Delta's dad from .

Eminence he got 100,000 . Yeah , they got hundreds to give . This is weak .

But would he have ?

Wouldn't he have some right to the throne At all , though , or no , yeah , yeah , but bear in mind at this time um , he got two brothers , king robert got two brothers and , uh , the oldest brother should be the next in line . Now , bear in mind also the , the kingdom . Think .

Hey , you know what ? That reminds me of Talladega Nights , where Ricky Bobby said those same words like hey , they're winning , they can do whatever the hell they want .

You gonna let your son talk to me like that .

Hell yeah , hell yeah .

See , I'm gonna treat you like a spider monkey ?

I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew .

I'm 12 years old , but I'll kick your ass Like bro . What ?

Greatest generation . My ass , I'm broke . I wasn't born Bro .

They were going in on it .

I was like no , yeah yo . I was like fucking uh , silas and Jamal .

It was like get him .

Yeah .

Get him . They was on that teacher's ass . Bitch gon' see my fat ass . Get him On his ass . But yeah , fuck , chaffee bro , how you gonna kill somebody's daddy and then say , hey , but and guess what , you still gonna be my queen , but I don't want to be your queen no more .

I'm scared , that's what she got that's too damn bad that's what she get now you get on this bed and spread those cheeks .

He's gonna wear her ass out . It's gonna be the best five seconds .

The best five seconds .

Amen , he get off on fucking hurting people too .

Nah see , that's his thing . I feel like Joffrey's the type of dude that got so much ego , but he underperforms in bed .

Yeah .

I don't feel like he even can perform .

Yeah , unless somebody get whipped and run at him .

Nah , that's his thing . Joffrey's like that's not fair . It's my first time . I was like this is your first time , Really , Really .

Tyrion is your uncle , how is this your first time he tried , didn't he try to take him to a hospital ?

Man . I tried to take him to all the horror houses , bro . I would have been with Tyrion the whole time .

I'm like yeah , I'm rolling with Uncle T . I'm rolling with Uncle T man , y'all trying to roll with us Because we're getting drunk . We're going to see some hoes , but what ?

Well , we know , Well , you know . That should have been the sign that he was not Robert Baratheon's child .

That's a fact , that is a fucking fact .

How you , not a hoe .

Because look at Gendry , gendry was on the hoe .

Hey , gendry knew what was up .

He wore somebody's ass out See this is why I say he was more of a Baratheon than a Lancer . Yeah for sure Y'all got anything else to add on to the season finale .

No , it just gets more and more intricate and better as the seasons go on . This is just your intro course into everything that's Game of Thrones . You still gotta go into the Hound , you still gotta go into the Mountain . It's a whole bunch of other stuff that come up and a whole bunch more characters as everything go on .

As some die , some come prevalent uh mirror jane anything to add on to that ?

so , yeah , uh . So what makes season two my favorite is the fact that season one had a really great job of introducing and I'm sorry I wasn't able to be off of that one , of course I'm sick had a really great introduction to getting a chance to see the start of the world building . Season two .

Winter is coming .

Exactly so , yeah , yeah , those are things that actually make it my favorite . As far as making my favorite seasons , it's a really great pick off from our introduction and we're now really starting to see how the world is getting started , like how things are really getting affected right now .

Okay , okay , and Professor Tucker is start , lord of light , our game of thrones . Dan , how you feeling about season two ?

as the resident lord of light . Um , I want to tell somebody that has never seen game of thrones or have only watched season one so far since we did the review on it . Winter is coming , my sweet summer children , it is upon us . You know not of what is coming , but it's definitely on the way . The White Walkers , in and of itself , are a threat .

Indeed , it's a dog-eat-dog world in Game of Thrones . Mira Jane , would you concur with all this being said , or do you have a different perspective ?

Actually , I do concur . I agree , tyrion definitely , for me , stole the show of season two . There's so many quotables from him and his conversations with Varys were always my favorite parts of season two . Anytime they were discussing things I was always tuned in , glued to the screen . And then just the overall theme of season two .

And I think season two overall just did a really good job of introducing so many different themes but not making you overwhelmed and forget those things yeah , see , when I'm looking at season two , I'm seeing how okay , like I said before , with uh , the aftermath or nest or being decapitated and all that and everybody's trying to uh live with the results afterwards ,

Well , well , well . The North Remembers is an important title because , even with what you were saying about dragons , skip , the North remembers Is an important title Because , even with what you were saying about dragons , skip the magic , the stuff that Are of legend , is one thing that holds true the North will remember .

Oh , so do you like the part where Tyrion was talking to Cersei with ?

all those people . I didn't hear what you said .

My bad that one part where Tyrrian was talking to cersei and it was like they had um , cersei had this council with little finger and the other people over in king's landing and tyrian walks in and all that and he just , she's just looking at him all disgusted and shit , and then she told everybody to leave .

It had cut me off for a second , but I'm back .

Must be the connection because you know , it's kind of Raining cats and dogs lately today . But Essentially Cersei was getting mad At Tyrion for being the Hand of the king .

He did that to teach her a lesson . Yeah , Really , he really just be playing his children against each other to see who won't be the best , they really vying for his affection . That's crazy . But the first thing that any tyrant is going to do , go ahead and kill all the people that will eventually challenge me . Every bastard he ever had .

The way those guards were like cold-blooded , to where you've seen that scene , to where , oh , he's going to grab that baby , shoot that baby , get me out of here . And I was like stab the baby . I was like I stabbed the baby .

I was like uh , but it's the baby , like man , get the fuck out of the way , I'll stab it damn . Oh , can I take a moment and just interrupt and say that it gave me very strong prince of egypt vibes yeah , and I was also funny enough .

I was also thinking like the first Broly movie , not Jack Ma Super , but you know , the very first one where he's just a baby .

I actually forgot Theon's name was Theon , but that'll come into play in the future . Yeah .

I mean be like that , because we know by his nickname more .

As we get into that man , yeah , just going into it . Well , I don't understand at all how Renly want the throne . You have a brother Like what ? Don't make sense . Your brother's still alive , therefore you're in the succession chain . You're not supposed to be the king . How you just skip over your brother .

He don't deserve it he old .

You're like three years younger .

It's primarily just a want . When you want something , you're not going to look at the logical aspect onto it .

And people really just going with him like that's crazy . The war of the five kings is upon us .

Absolutely . I don't see this .

And it's funny how they say that in the books Renly was mostly a background character in novels and I was like wondering wait a minute , why do I remember Renly for something like oh , that's why I don't think it's gonna matter that long in grand scheme of things . So I'm like wait a minute , why do I remember this guy ?

and I know we hinted at it in the last review , but we definitely get to see Crestor and his daughters , wives , getting rid of the babies . Well , the sons anyway , that's crazy , see , I told y'all , I told y'all it was some babies that just been , babies getting kidnapped for no reason . Because what happened to the babies ? What ?

they got slaughtered . They got , I mean , oh man , listen , like I saw , like how they were getting killed all types of way , like they just grabbed this one kid and just started drowning them in the um shallow water and shit man , they did not . You know , like young king's orders , gotta kill all of you .

it was a great way of starting off the absolute nonsense of everything . So crazy enough . One of the things I also liked about episode one is that , as much as everything's been like oh , this is like crazy how it works out for a show , now this is actually like real shit . That would happen with kings and queens and stuff all the time .

Yeah .

I'm like oh .

I like how it do with , like , if any of y'all start to mess with my wife , you will lose your hand . I'm like so the same wife that had to come from your dick .

Okay , gotcha that's , that's a real , that is an absolute real thing . That would have matter of fact . I want you to understand . Literally last year and I hope this is going to be something that's left in last year , because they finally did like arrest a guy and everything .

So they say but we're going to explain that in episode two .

But for real , though , it's like this is not something that's not , that's not as obviously as uncommon now , but during that time period that was a very common thing . That was that's something that won't be talked about . They will . They refuse to specifically talk about the aspect , but incest was a big thing .

It's disgusting to uh keep the bloodline pure and all that shit . And you know who are .

Anthony , we remember the mcpoils from um , always sunny oh my god I'm seeing ever since we started talking about that , and I'm convinced that Google is just listening in on our podcast too . I'm just saying I'm seeing so many always sunny clips keep popping up on my phone . It's crazy . Stop listening in to me , leave me alone .

Y'all spying on me , yes , and speaking of spying , I want to talk about episode two . But before we get to that , mirajan , just to be fair to you , any thoughts on episode one ? Episode one , uh no , not really . I'm waiting for episode two , okay , okay , I was like , okay , episode

Episode 2 had me completely and utterly disgusted . I'm going to be so honest with you because at first maybe it was just my perception . When he said that those were his wives , I was like , alright . So you know , he got a little brothel , he got his own little thing going . Alright , he ugly , but it's cool , you know , that's fine .

it's been nine years what was really bugging me . How bail on was like oh , I see your real daddy died . I'm like what the fuck ? What do you mean ? Like you're my real dad ? Oh , not that , not . I heard .

I heard you looking ghetto , fabulous with the stars bro , and I would have been like you , right , you motherfucking right , I was living ghetto , fabulous yeah , I was eating good , you know what I mean like that was . I had the biggest problem with Theon and him feeling insecure and watching him go through that . I didn't .

Wow .

Did we ever challenge his genealogy ? Did we ever ? Did we ever do a DNA test ? Did anybody call Maury ? I'm just saying that's how I felt about episode two .

Gotcha All right , Tokugatsu . What's your thoughts ?

I don't even know .

I mean , I can't really take away too much more from what it is . Amir James said , like I said before , like this is one . We got a chance to flesh out a story before we move on to something else that happened . Yeah , it wasn't really much into this .

They don't care , I don't care . Game of Thrones , where it's like , oh , what the fucked up shit happened . I mean , in the very first episode we saw , we knew what we were on , we knew what this world was about .

Yeah , I thought we couldn't get no worse from twin sets , but no , no , yo daddy fucking all his daughters , having more babies , keeping the girls and sacrificing the sons like what the fuck is watching and why is we watching another episode ?

exactly , but for real , like imagine that's your doom . Imagine you're born and they're like oh , he was born with a penis . That means he's going to die . Oh well , hey , enjoy the few years that you're going to have . Oh I hate . And then be like oh , I was born a girl . Well , it looks like you got another wife .

At what point do they become a wife ? You be looking at her like she's like 12 , 13 . Oh you do they become a wife like you be looking at her like she like 12 13 . Oh you getting thick about time to get married , like the fuck but she has her first period . Oh , you can have a kid now man , that talk is crazy , but what I do like is the .

Hell , yeah , alright , just to try to keep it moving , because I know we got like eight more episodes to talk about , so let's just go ahead and jump on episode three to where another fan favorite character is being introduced . Now , how do you pronounce her name ? I know it's like it says Caitlyn , but it's like Caitlyn Caitlyn .

Yeah .

The big one Wins the right to join Renly's Kingsguard through combat . Renly has recently wed Margaery Tyrell . Aw , man , like Margaery was so attractive . Honestly , I'm not gonna lie . I'm not gonna lie . Renly avoids consummating his and Margaery's marriage due to his homosexuality and sexual relationship with Loras and , by the way , margaery is Loras' sister .

I absolutely despise sansa . I hate yeah , I'm starting to hate sans I hate her voice .

Yeah , I'm starting to hate Sansa I hate her attitude Throughout the whole series .

I can't stand Sansa . Every episode she in . They could have skipped it .

Oh , that part . I don't remember if this was either episode 3 or episode 4 . I don't know , here's the funny thing about Game of Thrones . It's one of those things where a lot of shit can happen even in one episode . I know it's like hour long episodes , but even for Some shows with hour long episodes there could be a whole lot Of nothing going on .

Let me just tell you two things real quick . Go ahead , go ahead . I don't fuck with marjorie . Brianna toth is the big woman . You see the way she's swinging that sword . I climb trees and uh , shay , I really like Shay , she gangsta . That's all .

Gotcha . Uh , mira Jane , what you got .

Yeah , fuck , sansa . I absolutely freaking agree . And it's the . It's the exact same thing that happened in . It's further continuing the premise of her denouncing her mother as a queen , never seeing her mom as a privileged woman . And now you , ma'am , have decided to not only pledge your loyalty but your quote-unquote love .

Gotcha . Okay , koki , you guys do anything to add on ? Not really no .

Not really . Y'all did a great job dissecting to that episode . Fully agree with Tuck .

No .

I mean , yeah , here , uh , joffrey , they asked , they don't know they're just about to ruin the whole world . They're about to ruin everything . Obviously not even now . You have to say that as a foreshadowing aspect . You can just see it happening just about to ruin every damn thing . Um , I did like also the . I liked how you tied in mirror jane .

ultimately greed

I'm like you know what , if I was on Catlin , I would have popped her in the mouth like who taught you to be so spoiled ?

Facts .

Not my daughter .

Like you , look at the stark difference in the stark children , oddly enough . And Sansa's the only one who stands out . Sansa's the only one who doesn't look like she belongs , she acts like she doesn't belong .

She honestly , honestly , truly should have been a lannister honestly like I think sansa reminds me of jay gatsby . Um , from the great gatsby to where his backstory was . He was was brought up dirt poor , but he felt like he was also .

yep , that's the king .

That's the king , because here's the thing about it . It's all . It's all . A power game , keep in mind onto this game of thrones has always been about power . That's . That's specifically what it's supposed to be about royalty kingdoms everything is always about display of power . Here's the thing you can have .

That's a whole different power game , speaking of which , I got Game of Thrones muted in the background now and I'm on episode six and I just saw a scene to where Joffrey was just walking around and shit , and then next thing you know , somebody threw a pile of shit at him . If it was dirt or shit ?

I'm gonna throw something at somebody . I'm not gonna just make it no damn dirt , I'm gonna throw some whole manure up on that ass , bro , because look , here's the thing , though , regardless of anything , you're gonna die for this keep in mind , like you're going to die from this . Keep in mind , you're going to die from this .

I'll throw shit with some glass in it . There you go .

Now you're thinking .

I'm going to die in style .

Hell yeah , that's what I'm saying . I'm going to go out like a punk Fuck that . That's what I'm saying . Like this I'm gonna go out Like a punk , like shit , like fuck that . If I'm going out For throwing , it's gonna be the most disrespectful , it's gonna cause Some damage , it's gonna do some shit .

Anyway , there are times They'll trap your hand Off for doing that Exactly , or tell you To go to the wall .

Oh , that .

Yeah .

But yeah , but no it . But yeah , it was just that big thing of a power gang . And then , yeah , that's one of the biggest , the scariest things when it comes down for young monarchs .

Okay , I'm sorry . I'm sorry , I'm still watching episode six and I just saw Tyrion slap the shit out of Jarvan and I'm like well deserved , well deserved he was definitely well deserved .

He deserved all that shit . You just slapped the gig and I slapped your ass again . That's what he said .

But yeah so no , it's just that it's one of those ones that some people disagree to think that season two wound up being the worst season and seeing some of those discussions into it as far as , like you know how you've already mentioned , jb that there was more creative freedom for the writers , and so some people were very upset at how much it deteriorated from

Uh , episode four , garden of bones . Rob's army attacks a lancer army at ox cross and claims another victory , meeting a heila girl named salisa um meager . Uh , hopefully I'm pronouncing that correctly . In the aftermath , in response , joffrey publicly abuses sansa as revenge for barb . So okay , this was the scene I was talking about with the crossbow .

Her brother was not there . She needed some penis .

So the first love is her cousin .

Are you like condoning this , bro ?

I'm like if you look from her mindset , she wants somebody with blonde hair . The only people with blonde hair are Lannister . She wants somebody that looks similar to Jamie , because Jamie ain't there . Really , I mean , that's her mindset . She loves her brother .

Oh , she's stuck on her best setting , which happens to be her twin brother .

Yeah , she's obsessed with her brother , which is crazy because usually it's the brother obsessed with the little sister in most anime , but you know .

No , no , you want to talk about not just anime . Keep in mind , remember that fucking movie Teeth . Oh yeah , same shit . Brother obsessed with the sister . That happens a lot , just weird .

I was just watching this Anime about a ring king , this new anime that dropped this season , and , uh , the elf brother is obsessed with his Little sister . He talking about she too young to get married . She just a young , 54 . And he locked the ring king up Talking about you gotta be in there for 80 years , he talking about , but I'll be there .

He told me no , that's when she'll be older than I . Am Crazy . Oh yeah , what's your thoughts ?

on episode four . Episode four wound up being a little bit interesting , but I'm not going to say as interesting . I don't have as much to say on episode four unless it's something like y'all might add on to it . But I don't really have as much to say on episode four unless it's something like y'all I might add on to it .

Hey , everything's about sex . It's up , sex , sex , it's about power you're not wrong .

You're not wrong , but I can't really feel like there was much power happening in this episode . I felt like it was just fan service . I don't know . I can't really say too much onto this one . I think this is one of the episodes that I kind of like somewhat tuned out on because of that aspect .

You snoo snoo , I snoo snoo , he she me snoo snoo , snoology . Study of snoo . But Rob , um , when Rob met this little girl he seen her hittin' and whatnot . He was like , hey , so what's up , you tryna slide to this tent .

And now she .

She is very Cute , so she one of my favorite characters too . My boy get to knock in the boots and he forget that , that he's the White Wolf .

Yeah , alright .

And what's crazy is you notice that he is Like falling in love and remember Was that the episode ? Yeah , yeah , previous to the episode , catelyn promised him to somebody else .

Gets very interesting yeah , I will say okay . So that's what it was for this episode .

This episode felt more like a lead in to the next episode speaking of which , let's go ahead and talk about episode 5 , the ghost of Harrenhal . At Harrenhal on jockeying I'm not pronouncing that one of the three cage prisoners aria previously saved agar . Okay , uh , pledged to kill any three people . She chooses to repay his debt to her .

Episode five wound up being very interesting . In fact , that's like . This is probably one of the keep in mind . Every single time a death happens in Game of Thrones , it usually is supposed to be like oh my god , this is like intense . Oh my god , something's about to happen . Did this death really feel like it did anything for you ?

as far as like the story , really yeah no , that's what I was saying , like no wonder why he was so forgettable . I'm like I felt bad .

Here's the thing , though he's apparently he was supposed to be important , though , like he was supposed to be important , like it was supposed to be , like there was a reason for his death , like his death was supposed to cause like some type of big thing , like it was a push on to oh , we're gonna kill him and then blame it on this person and then boom ,

That's why Shikamaru's so scared .

Exactly .

That's why I'm thinking , with the potential of Boruto , to where they're trying to evolve these Jutsus . Why isn't there Shikadai or somebody doing that ?

See man , I don't even watch Boruto bro , so I can't even .

I know but I'm just saying , I'm just saying Tyrion wants to be in a a pretty cool .

I get an opportunity to get to the start and like the development of Tyrion a little bit more into this . But also I'm going to agree very much what you say on this . The tickler , though the tickler , you know what . We're going to torture you . You're going to be by the . You know what he said we're going to torture you .

Can't forget that never gonna forget the finest woman in the show well , second finest , but the second finest woman in the show , daenerys , is just so fine . Everybody want to marry her . Everybody in love with her , everybody want to follow her and her beautiful long-flowing blonde hair .

Bro the way she got cleaned up when she entered on cards . I was like , bro , I kind of get it , Bro , the way she got cleaned up on when she entered on court , I was like bro , I kind of get it .

Yeah , for sure .

It kept her looking dirty on purpose type of thing , as I was . But yeah , once she got cleaned up it was like okay , hold on a second .

I mean , she was never ugly , but I was like damn , she cleans up good .

But then I was very excited once we finally get back into denarius story where we're like , okay , and this , this dude literally trying to be like , oh yeah , we're gonna , we're gonna marry you and do things . This is why I mentioned it earlier on too . But I was like denarius wanted to . She doesn't want to marry into power . That's not a thing for her .

But it was an interesting episode as far as I was trying to see things progress or uh , I know I should have mentioned this , uh , in the previous episode , but I like how what she was telling the third scene when daenerys was , uh , asking to enter Karth , how she was making this thing Like if you don't let us in , I will burn all the kingdoms to the

But um Tuck go ahead , Go ahead , Tuck yeah .

Yeah , you got anything for episode five ?

Uh , la , la , la , la , la , la , la , la , la , la , la , la , la , la , particularly , um , I do particularly enjoy the big woman , um , and daenerys , but uh , other than that , you know , tyrian's showing his uh tactical skills , or beginning to show how good his tactical skills can be .

Against cersei's wishes , kyrian sends her and jamie's daughter , marcella to Dorn for protection . Man , you know what ? Now that I think about it , it's just really weird that Cersei and Jaime have multiple kids together , fuck .

It's Hagar .

If you see the apostrophe , it's usually just like a short sound to it .

Okay , hagar , I'll try to remember that next time .

So H-B , that's it Just , and then just move on from that . That way you keep it like it's a short thing .

Alright , gotcha , gotcha .

It's better than saying Higger .

Hey , that one rhymes Rhymed with Tigger or you know what . Moving on , rob received news about Theon's treachery and sends men To retake Winterfell . At cards , daenerys works to Procure a ship to transport An army to Westeros while keeping Doxos at bay . One of Daenerys' maids is killed and her dragon stolen . Anything on episode 6 , gentlemen ?

How the hell you gonna steal a dragon .

Exactly .

Like it's still a baby . Cute dragon like the fuck .

I'm glad Jamie sent .

Marcella to Dorne , though sent Marcella to Dorne though Marcella got to expand her horizons . She got to get some Dorne penis like all kinds of stuff it did help progress her own little story .

But it's also one of those things like had she not been sent she would have died like that character wouldn't have died very quickly and that aspect .

And Theon showing his true damn colors . Oh yeah , I'm going to execute Sir Roderick Bitch , bitch you an asshole for that .

And everybody was in the crowd saying , theon , don't do this . And then Sir Roder Roger was like , yeah , it was like you are truly lost . And then the way he was Hacking at that neck , I was like this is floppy it ? No , it wasn't even a clean kill . That's what made it so hard to look .

Well , that's also the thing about it too . Keep in mind , like when it comes down for executioners . No , it wasn't even a clean kill , that's what made it so hard to look . Well , that's also the thing about it too . Keep in mind , when it comes down to executioners and shit like that , there's a lot of things that come into play .

I mean , I'm sorry , but the way he pretty much got emasculated by his father , his sister and damn near everybody Exactly .

So , yeah , he ain't got no strength . So that's the first thing . Second thing is going to be based on your weapon as well , too . Executioners , when you're doing an execution , you use a heavy weapon on purpose .

Like disrespectful and childish .

Yes , and as it showed , like you said , it showed its true colors into that . That's just what you are , regardless of anything . You are a child , you are immature , you have no self-control this .

You know what ? I have some this feels like a ? Um , not not exactly , but this feels like a recall to that scene with joffrey and tywin , to where joffrey is like I am the king and tywin was like any man who said he's the king is not a true King , and that's the same thing that would say the answer .

I am a god .

Apparently not . It's like bro .

You a normal human .

That's real shit . If you have something you don't have to like demand it , it comes to you have it , type of thing . Yes , you should go after things and be able to get stuff , but it's one of those things like , if you have a certain level of authority , you have that level of authority .

That's just what it is but yeah and let us not forget what the greatest wizard who ever lived said , and that is albus brian wolford , percival domidor . And he stated power is best thrust upon those who don't want it . And those who don't want to usually find that they wear it well , yep .

You will see this quote . I don't remember who said this quote , but now you got me thinking about this one too . Power reveals a person's true nature .

Power makes more of ourselves . You sound like you want to see how it works .

Probably . But yeah , it's like you want to see what a person is real , who a person really is . Give them power and sit back and watch oh , that's the bigger thing , oh , that reminded me of another one .

You want to see the actions of a person . Take a look at how they treat their um inferiors , not their equals you know , like uh how they treat waiters and shit at restaurants .

Yeah exactly .

Look matter of fact , why we just do this quick little thing , because obviously we know that this nigga would have never um passed this little quote in this aspect . So apparently there was a guy that actually did this . This is how he conducted his interview . So what he did was is that he would come , he would invite . What was it ?

Yeah , yeah .

And the only other thing I got for the sixth episode is the mini face . Man killed another person so that's the two out of the three that he owed . Um , yeah , that's all I pretty much got for that episode , and I just want to tell her again how much I love Daenerys where are my dragons ?

pretty much forgot for that episode .

I just want to tell her again how much I love Daenerys . Where are my dragons ? Where is my super suit ?

I felt bad the one in the maze that got killed though , to be honest with you , they make a space for another one . Didn't we just talk about the fact of how we treat our subordinates as well ? You know what you didn't pass .

There's one that I'm waiting on .

That , I told you , is the finest one in the show .

And she Tuck us on some Nino Brown type shit , like get rid of her , I'll get another one .

She has to make space in her little circle For the finest girl in the show . Oh , my gosh , come on . We're going to see her real soon .

All right , let's move on , let's go , let's go ,

I'm sorry , I know I'm brief connection it was a brief connection delay , it's okay fuck Theon and everything he's standing for haha bruh , he can't do shit right , can't even kill somebody , and it make you upset cause he does not have no honor . That's why the whole episode is for him , cause he a hoe .

That's all I pretty much had , but that's all I pretty much had , but really it's more like he's one of those kids where I'm like I'll do whatever it takes to make daddy love me again literally , yeah , that's , that's his whole point is to be doing some shit like that .

And it's absolute nonsense , bro , for real , like just bro , and then like literally presented those two boys and I , honestly two innocent boys got killed . No , keep that in mind , this is shit . Like killed two innocent boys to protect these other two and then you , you presented like , yeah , I killed them , I killed them . Nobody believes you .

Literally nobody believes you let's give a round of applause for jamie too , with both our hands oh , you , you that was so fucked up that's crazy . I mean , that's what you get for trying to escape , though not wrong that , honestly .

So here's the thing . The biggest thing to this one is that this is like this felt like a middle episode , so I can understand why even tux said he's not too much into that like it felt like you know , you had that moment , was like , oh , this is how , okay , we need to plan and this is the great escape and this is how it ends and stuff like that .

Right , and speaking of sex , can I say kind of in a related note , with Jon Snow and Ygritte , they have this thing going on where Jon's capturing her and trying to bring her back and blah , blah , blah , and it's just making it pretty obvious that Ygritte's just getting on Jon's nerves . Talking about do you even know how to fuck ?

yeah , I know nothing fair enough there's nothing wrong .

To the next one motherfucker alright , fair enough , there's nothing wrong . To the next one , motherfucker Alright . Episode 8 . The Prince of Winterfell , rob , learns that Catelyn secretly freed Jamie Lancer , who Brianna is escorting to ransom him in exchange for Sansa and Arya . Rob places his mother under house arrest and sends him men to capture Jamie .

Hagar , it's Hagar .

Hagar it's .

Hagar it's , hagar it's .

Hagar , it's Hagar . I need more time . Do I have to say this ?

man Hagar , hagar .

Okay , okay , I got y'all In the season finale . I got y'all In the season finale . I swear to god , I got y'all .

Episode 8 , this is very funny in this aspect of like . Just just keep in mind onto this one is one of those ones you understand . For me , we already said that we don't like the uh , for obvious reasons , and it's one of those things . Like you , you made such a big effort , only for now to be told that what you're doing was worthless .

right .

Took anything to add on I want to say it again fuck theon and everything he stands for , and he don't really stand for shit .

He has to actually stand for something for you just make that statement , but he don't really stand for shit . He has to actually stand for something for you to make that statement , but he don't stand for nothing . So there's nothing really for that .

Hop high , the goat Shout out to Gendry and they always trying to get my boy Tyrion , always and just so for further knowledge . Mance Raider , the king behind the wall or beyond the wall , he a fucking legend in the Night's Watch , fucking legend . But yeah , I mean , that's all I got on there .

Gotcha Alright , episode nine Blackwater . Stannis Fleet assaults King's Landing . Stannis plays the game , trying to manipulate Joffrey into leading the attack Personally in hopes of getting him killed . But Joffrey turns out to be Too afraid to fight personally . Oh no , really , leading the defense .

Yes , yes , yes , yes , yes , yes , yes , yes , yes , yes , yes . Fuck the Kingsguard , fuck the city , fuck the king . This is the greatest words in the season . Boy the hound don't play . Boy , he don't give a fuck . Keisha . Yeah , Yo this episode was good man . Half man is over there leading the charge . Well , it's dope very true very true alright , uh .

Koki , you got to see no , it was like a very true . I agree with you so much . This one was a very exciting episode to watch . As far as , like , how things are , does not I can't really say there's anything specific to point out of different stuff onto this other than oh my god , jeffrey can't fight , joffrey can't fight , he's too scared .

That was one of those ones where you're just like oh Take a look at this , take a look at this kid , take a mental picture of this kid and ask me Honestly , tell me Does this look like a kid that knows how to fight ?

No , not at all , not at all .

And then of course .

Look at that . He winds up retreating in fear . Of course . Honestly , this episode was just one that we were just excited to watch this , that that was just the biggest thing . And then we got hit at the end . Man , terry , you know what is hurt and you're like no , no , not terry , no you know what ?

um , even though this example isn't as bad as Joffrey , joffrey reminds me of what I don't like about Draco Malfoy , to where he talks a lot of tough shit until he's like alright , run those hands , nigga . And then he's like oh , hands .

Hermione whooped his ass too , yeah .

She did . But honestly think about this aspect here . They're supposed to be written pretty much about the same . To be honest with you , that point of someone who their power is in talk , not in play With their paws . But they can't . That's not what their power is . Their power is not in physical .

Alright , season finale time , episode 10 . Balor , morgus , morgulus , my bad . Joffrey sets Sans a sign to Margaery oh , I don't want to play with you anymore . An ally with the Tyrell family , tyrion , sorry . Tyrion Fears for his and Shae's safety After a time with his name . Hand of the King . Melisandre gives Stannis a new hope , stannis , I'm sorry .

Jack and Hagar was recruiting . The whole time he was plotting . He's like hey , come find me once you get to the Bravos . How you know , I'm gonna get to the Bravos . Bitch , you come in the Bravos . I seen it in the stars . Yeah , yeah , golly Um Valar Margulis . Yes , all men must , yeah , yeah , um , yes , all men must die this crazy episode .

That's like . That's like Pacha and Kuzco .

We shook hands Warner .

I'm trying to tell you , and even Joffrey just want to toss songs to the side like she don't need shit .

Right , I'm like I got a new bitch . Now I got a new redhead . I upgraded Fast .

But that's all I had on that .

Joffrey literally just put off because of the fact that she saw him in the moment of weakness and he couldn't stand for that . I think he actually said that too he did . It was like she saw him in the moment of weakness and he couldn't stand for that .

See , that's funny how this was a thing years ago , more than 10 years ago .

Yeah , no , that's just me , that's just me . Oh yeah , but no , that's the thing , like , it's just that . Yeah , she saw him in a moment of weakness and he was like I can't , I can't have that , because that's the one that's going to ruin my . It's going to ruin my image .

This is an awesome thing to that aspect there uh , I honestly don't have a whole lot to add on because , like , honestly , how can I put this ? I honestly don't have a whole lot to add on Because , like Honestly , how can I put this ? The leading up to the season finale , like everything before the season finale , is like I don't .

Yeah , I can see that definitely . But yeah , I'd say that's it . I think we did a pretty good , like nice little synopsis . I do wish Mirajane could have wound up staying on a little bit longer , but yeah , she had something to do with family , but that's all good .

With that being said , y'all got anything to add on any final words before we close this out ?

winter is coming .

Winter is coming just remember , winter is coming , winter's coming just remember , winter is coming and , with that being said , that is all we got for now .

Uh , we will be working on season three and others , um , relatively soon , but of course , we got reviews coming up . We got Nerdy Court . We're gonna have the third Hokage on trial . Who's gonna be the fourth ? The fourth Nerdy Court , second Hokage , the second , really .

Yep .

And both of them . We're having a special . It's a specialty . We got Talos vs Professor Tuck Head to head on both of them . We're having a special as a specialty . We got Talos versus Professor Tuck head to head on both of them . Professor Tuck says he is tired of losing each time , so this time he is in the prosecution seat .

Yeah , I mean I'll be trying to defend these people , knowing I have the ideal defense . Everybody knew that I should have won both of them cases and they are probably going to be overturned as a nerdy Supreme Court .

You came very , very close with the Aaron Yeager situation and also we talked about this . It was off the recording but we talked about this . In technicality you did win in a sense . You immediately went into the insanity plea and you got a version of that . It wasn't the highest level of insanity plea that you wanted , it was the next level .

Nah , I ain't winning .

But I will .

I will the third , hokage is definitely getting prosecuted , without a shadow of a doubt .

Alright , then , with that case , I think I'm ready . So , jb , the floor is up to you .

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