A storage container full of teddy bears, several getaway cars, and a taxidermy rat. What do these things have in common? They're all evidence in a series of heists and police reports warn shits about to get WYRD. We're talking crime this week. Organised crime. We're taking a break from everything grizzly and gory to bring you some wholesome content. As always, be sure to check the content warnings just in case. Lockdown 5 has fallen over Melbourne, Aus and with the rest of the world still very m...
Jul 19, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 36
Animals are the best people. Fight us if you disagree. You'll win, for we are pre-arthritic and collapse at the thought of having to perform a high school beep test, but we'll attempt to anyway. Today we discuss the marvellous menageries of Nazi-era Germany, the best helpers a war effort could ask for, and the high key human trash that live for exotic animal ownership. Please forgive our lengthy absence with this extra girthy episode of bizarre beasts <3 Visit www.wyrdsisterspodcast.com for a...
Jun 27, 2021•1 hr 46 min•Season 2Ep. 34
Cemeteries: the iconic first date site for goths and socially awkward weirdos the world round. What's not to love about secret bat treasure, burped up bodies, and vampire-obsessed mobs? Romance is in the air on Lacey's Mystery History Hour! Take a break and listen along as Lacey takes Tay and Laura on a trip down cemetery lane (Cue dated My Chemical Romance track), discussing statues rubbed raw by shameless single hands seeking husbands and some good old seventies satanic panic. Visit www.wyrdsi...
May 16, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Season 2Ep. 34
A return to casting (spells and pods alike) and a return to the roots that may have had a hand in making us wyrd - horror films watched way too early in our tender youth. Do you recall a time before morbid curiosity took hold, dear listener? We do - sort of. Thank you, questionable parenting skills, for your hand in shaping our deranged coven. This week Lacey, Tay and Laura bring you a restorative brew of whacked-out film lore - from actual on-screen deaths to the horrifying inspiration behind i...
May 02, 2021•1 hr 23 min•Season 2Ep. 33
We’re back! Thank you for your patience and a thousand blessings upon your house. Now, pour yourself a delightful glass of curdled milk or blood (we won’t judge) and heed these warnings three! A South African sex pest, a beautiful murder bird wife, or a maniac with a hook for a hand might be lurking around the next corner! We’re talking boogeymen this week. Intruders that go bump in the night, judge your messy house, and then force-feed you baby food. A little lost? You’ll just have to listen. S...
Apr 05, 2021•54 min•Season 2Ep. 32
We are back with Secure Contain Protect round two. SCP in the secure UNIT! In this episode we bring you another three of our favourite frightening fictions from the OG online creative collective. Featuring SCP 2086, SCP 1875, and SCP 294. As always, we provide plenty of anecdotes to further enforce why the three of us may need special containment ourselves. Highlights include: the best drink known to man (spoilers, it's L&P), the first Wyrd Sisters discovered SCP: Tim Curry Teapot, and the f...
Mar 06, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 31
Dirty, dirty topic repeaters. Or are we? We had agreed on this week’s theme to be Oceans 2.0 but, it’s more Oceans Adjacent 1.5? We cover lakes, experimental medicine, and floating cities. Whatever kind of plan we originally had for this episode, Poseidon has it now. Join us for some solid chats covering such topics as: a haunted skeleton lake, how to become Aquaman (kind of?), and why you should not book a cruise next winter. Or ever. Visit www.wyrdsisterspodcast.com for all the extras. Intro a...
Feb 20, 2021•1 hr 32 min•Season 2Ep. 30
Our episode this week starts with the rising of the sun (king) and ends with the waning of the moon (king). Sandwiched in the middle is a collection of botched beheadings and effed-up executions so grim you’ll be glad you’re a nobody. Episode 29 is all about Rotten Royals. Highlights include: the importance of bathing, the truth behind your favourite childhood movie, and why you should never meet your heroes. Our stories are so awful they’ll make you say “Yuck… I love it!” Content warnings: medi...
Feb 06, 2021•1 hr 31 min•Season 2Ep. 29
A big round of applause for La who is joining us this week in Lacey’s absence. Y’all know when La is on the pod, things get gross. This week we celebrate all the weird and wonderful nightmare fuel in medical history. Some old school gross shit. From power tools to invasive parasites to pool noodles, we’ve got some seriously squeamish stories just for you. Remember, whenever in doubt: don’t put household objects, animals, or power tools inside yourself. Don’t be pre-nut stupid. Be post-nut smart....
Jan 23, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 28
Smell you later, 2020! Hello 2021! Welcome back, coven, to another year of wyrd and wonderful shit delivered to you personally by your three favourite witches. In this episode we go back to our roots and share three grisly tales of murder from our hometowns. From singed, silk pyjamas to grotty balaclavas to petrified pooches, you're in for a wild ride. Who said Aussie true crime was boring? Some drongo, probably. Tangent topics include: face tattoos, an astronomical medical fuck up, Christmas de...
Jan 07, 2021•1 hr 55 min•Season 2Ep. 27
Would you drink Laura’s blood cocktail? Sip the sweet nectar of Lacey’s swollen dry-shaved lumps? Tongue Tay’s eviscerated armpit? You might, if you’re the type to shimmy down chimneys in the dead of night to gain access to a stranger's home. We’re on to you, Fat Man. We know your ways. Come with us on the final episode of the hellish mess that has been 2020 - happy anniversary, coven! And pleasant holidays all round 💚💜🖤 Content Warning: rape, murder, assault
Dec 04, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 26
Desert, Tundra, the funky Jungle. The trifecta of cursed expeditions. Let us take you on a round-the-world trip with these three idiotic tales. A race to the top of Australia - interrupted by rats, the polar bear war, and the holiday cabin from hell, and finally, a nine-month long walk home that ends in dysentery. You don't need your passport, you don't even have to leave your house, mate. Kick back and enjoy. Highlights include: Laura's Polar Bear Fact Corner and a lot of yelling. Big thank you...
Nov 21, 2020•1 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 25
We'll put a spell on you. Come and explore the beautiful, mysterious, and misunderstood culture of Voudon, commonly known as Voodoo. This culture isn't all pins in dolls and hexes. We're talking A Game of Thrones levels of intrigue. Was the fact that Voodoo was so misunderstood, the force that gave it power? Come with us on this journey, and don't forget your plastic hairdressing cape. Content Warning: rape, slavery, graphic descriptions of gore and violence, murder
Nov 05, 2020•1 hr 58 min•Season 1Ep. 24
All Hallow's Eve approaches and we have three spectacular tales of haunting real estate just for you. Yes, you who is reading this description. We recorded this episode specifically for you because we love you. Ain't that grand? Now, follow us through the chapel... mind the oubliette. Then we'll pass by the trebuchet. Don't mind the drumming. We'll exit through the trapdoor into the dungeon. The neighbours are lovely... very high-spirited. As always, wash your hands, stay safe, and protect Hallo...
Oct 22, 2020•1 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 23
Double-double check your pill bottles, deduce your desserts, and maybe… don’t go to the theatre. Trust us, just don’t go. Stay in for dinner, but don’t sign any weird insurance policies from an estranged lover. Ok, don’t even bother with visitors. Just pop a couple of Tylenol and call us in the morning. Wait… It’s Poison week and the first episode of Spooky Season 2020. Stay home, wash your hands, and listen to your favourite hags. We have three tantalising tales of murder, foul play, and everyt...
Oct 08, 2020•1 hr 40 min•Season 1Ep. 22
What is your precise time of birth? Do you have intimate knowledge of your sun, moon and rising signs? Are you a Libra man? We're here to let you know that none of it matters because any old idiot can take a bedazzled sex toy to your head, no matter your star sign. This week we investigate blinged-out phalluses, knives so flexible they break all the Hauge conventions, and an absolutely killer console - pun 100% intended. Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contain...
Sep 24, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 21
Father's Day, the day where spawn everywhere tear their hair out trying to decide which last-minute gift dad will hate the least: the overpriced chocolate golf balls or the Lynx Africa body wash set? We love you, Dad, we just don't know what to buy you. In honour of fathers everywhere, we're here to tell you about three top-tier terrible daddies: a god-fearing Lutheran, a Winchester-toting rancher, and an extremely sensuous horse. Sit back, relax, and ponder life's greatest questions with your f...
Sep 10, 2020•1 hr 38 min•Season 1Ep. 20
Volcanic eruption? Sounds like an excellent opportunity to surf on a crocodile. Why not? With a 36-metre tall tsunami cruising in, it doesn't look like either of you are making it out of this one anyway. Featuring a brief but embarrassing few seconds of exceedingly average singing, this week's episode is a few days behind but she is absolutely brimming with nature's vengeance. It's the revenge of Gaia with three terrifying tales of natural disasters from your favourite coven of creeps. Please no...
Aug 30, 2020•1 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 19
I fell in the pit. You fell in the pit. We all fell in the pit. As a tribute to one of the greatest musical compisitions of all time, this week's episode features (surprise) a pit. It also features new microphones! Revel in the slightly less tinny quality of our fortnightly screeching as we discuss three horrific disasters put in motion by man's own hand. What is child labour against marginal profits? Would you value your pride over an entire city's ability to see? Of course you would! Please no...
Aug 13, 2020•1 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Some people listen to a story about a haunted rock that has murdered everyone who has ever owned it and cleverly reject that shit - other people get down on one knee and give it to the love of their life. In week three of Victoria's stage three Covid lockdown we discuss three haunted objects that potentially have the power to flick you off this mortal coil. This is our last episode before The Wyrd Sisters receives an audio upgrade! Stay tuned for superior sound quality. Please note that this pod...
Jul 30, 2020•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Is it a romance when the girl you sweep off her feet has been dead long enough that her scalp has decayed away? No, Carl, it's not. We're back to our regularly scheduled trio of traumatic tales for your aural pleasure. Listen along and answer some of life's greatest questions with us, like why do some people read 'triple murderer' and think 'choke me, daddy; and how many times can Tay say the word 'bizarre' in a fifteen minute segment? Let us know your count on our facebook page, along with whic...
Jul 16, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Revenge. We've all thought about it: changing the password on your ex's Netflix account, ripping the head off a beloved sibling's barbie doll, absolutely annihilating the entire town that murdered your husband with birds and rags and dancing on the ashes... Look, let's just get used to putting warnings on things because Laura doesn't know how to chill out and talk about something that isn't super depressing. This week our first story features animal abuse - if you want to skip please feel free t...
Jul 02, 2020•1 hr 29 min•Season 1Ep. 15
If you go out to the woods today you'll probably end up in a badly scripted student horror film. Uni has been kicking our butts so we present you with an episode from the vault! Enjoy three tales of spooky clumps of trees complete with the pre-covid carefree chatter of the Wyrd Sisters. Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings include suicide and child abuse....
May 28, 2020•1 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Happy Mother's Day witches! This year we made literally the worst mother's day podcast , just for you. Featuring that dumb bitch Diane Downs, white goods, a hospital of blind doctors and the golden god himself, Fred Hugi. This episode features another GIANT WARNING: this episode is sad. Please be aware of the below trigger warnings. Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings include...
May 14, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Kids are creepy. Secretly we're all frightened of anyone under the age of 15 and with good reason - murder babies are terrifying. Today we cover three cases concerning criminal children: Daniel Petry, Mary Bell, and Jesse Pomeroy. Let's just place a GIANT WARNING HERE: this episode is messed up. Please be aware of the below trigger warnings. Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warning...
Apr 30, 2020•1 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 12
We keep losing people in the woods and only David Paulides, Bigfoot Detective, knows where to find them. Would the Italian mob burn a bunch of kids alive to send a message? Maybe. We certainly don't know, but we're going to talk about it like we do. Tune in, wash your hands, and post 'CROATOAN' on your socials so everyone knows you're busy. Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings...
Apr 16, 2020•1 hr 51 min•Season 1Ep. 11
By special listener request, this week we bring for you a trove of buck wild tales from the vaults of The SPC Foundation. Dive into the depths of internet-born horror. We begin with a soft drink, a VHS tape, and an eel. 'Remember: We secure. We contain. We protect.' -The Administrator Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing.
Apr 02, 2020•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 10
What do you do with decrepit, haunted hospitals that have been the scene of gangland shootings and sadistic experiments? Slap on a coat of paint and chuck old people in them, of course. Seeing as we're all isolated thanks to COVID-19, why not relax and reminisce about the times when dumping not-quite-dead-yet plague victims on a pyre was in vogue? Chill, wash your hands, have a kitkat. Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some l...
Mar 23, 2020•1 hr 26 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Spiders, piles of dirty clothing, the Blair Witch, mannequins, Scooby-Doo, and a single hair. Turns out weird kids with weird fears turn out to be weird adults with weirder podcasts. Welcome to the Wyrd Sisters Episode 8, where we retreive Lacey from the depths of a hospital supply closet and remember all the things that had us yelling for mum with the night light on. P.S. The Animals of Farthing Wood was fucked and we want to know who thought it was a good idea to make it a kids show. Please no...
Mar 05, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Filled with bad puns and drop bears. Prepare to be wowed by tales of bogan aliens, evil billabongs, and the most horrifying beast our fair island has to offer: teenagers. Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains mentions of deceased Indiginous Australians and depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Further trigger warnings include mutilation and child death.
Feb 20, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 7
