Of nerds. Here's a topic I care absolutely nothing about. Shocking. They are among US matt Ricks, they are among US Post Congress, hey, ners is concealing multi decade program that captures UFOs. Can you believe it? Nerd Away, John Clark, here we go. This is from the AP. So this is not the New York Post. This is not you know, Bucky whoa, whoa? Are you trying to slander the New York Post. All I'm saying is the journalistic standards feel a little bit higher at the
AP than they might be at the New York Post. Listen to the New York Post is fantastic. They want great articles, and I'm sure we're going to talk about it last one of them tonight. Oh yeah, we are. So I don't want to disparage them too much. I appreciate you providing content, New York Post. Please continue to do that, otherwise we don't
have a show. However, the AP reports that the US is concealing a long standing program that retrieves and reverse engineers unidentified flying objects of former Air Force intelligence officer testified Wednesday to Congress. Is air Force even military? Have we have we talked about that? Do they even like, do they even like? What's boot camp at the airport? Air Force donuts in the morning and you know cake at night. Oh my gosh, I want to take a
moment right now. I got in trouble late last year for making jokes about cops putting eight in the back of an unarmed black guy. You did about too crazy about the old ben in blue. Some of them are good, some of them aren't. But how dare you, how dare you say anything dispouraging about our military. I don't see you doing anything, John Clark, to protect our country besides polishing up your pillars in front of your house and buying guns and buying guns just stuff. Got like a whole guns safe full
of military grade weapons. A joke. I'm not surprised. Joke. If you're listening, FBI, you believe in aliens, but continue well. Retired Major David Grush's highly anticipated testimony before a House Oversight subcommittee was Congress's latest foray into the world of UAPs, because apparently UFOs aren't good enough for Congress anymore.
Or UAP stands for unidentified aerial phenomena because apparently we're worried about renaming UFOs instead of real problems like I don't know the world burning up to one hundred and twenty degrees last month. But UAPs are now the official term the US government uses instead of UFOs. So, by the way, the primary goal of the brave men and women in the Air Force is to defend the US
from aerial attacks and those threatening the nation. So that day with the Chinese balloon was just floating over the US taking selfies with it from a plane. The Air Force, the brave men and women of the Air Force Military Branch, does this by training airmen and women on the most current technology, including remote controlled aircraft and stealth aircraft. So yes, they are heroes. You on patriotic Twitch. I am feisty from after our vacation. It's been a
minute. It's been a minute. I missed testing Matt, But go back do your nerdum well. The study of the mysterious aircraft, are or objects often evokes talks of alien or alien are little Green men right, But Democrats and Republicans in recent years have pushed for more researchers national security matter due to
concerns that side things observed by pilots may be tied to US adversaries. So this is less worried about US adversaries or sorry, let's worry about about actual little green men and aliens, and more worried about, you know, somebody floating a spy blowing over our country. But yeah, at the time, Grush was detailed to National Reconnaissance Office, the agency that operates US by satellites.
I was informed, he says, in the course of my official duties of a multi decade UAP crash retrieval and reverse engineering program to which I was denied access. Asked whether asked whether the US government had information about a stressed your life, Grush said, the US likely, it's been aware of non human activity since the thirties, the thirties, matt Rix, So apparently we've
had we've had little lizard people walking among us as the thirties. Another thing that the man who, if we say is the name out loud, will definitely get us banned, has gotten right, mister Ricks. What guy? So you know, No, I don't know lizard guy. I'm not gonna say his name because we're gonna we'll get a get immediately banned from YouTube. But the info guy, yeah, that guy, Info Jones is what we call him info Jones. Is it info Jones? Why not, that's not
they're not. The algorithm won't catch that one. So okay, yeah, that's fair. That's fair. So yeah, we got aliens man, and apparently it was serious enough that Congress actually wanted to hear about it. So fun times shocking that Congress wasted our time with something. Yeah, no, I mean, it's it's absolutely you know, uh, just weird that they would do something like that. Hat tip to the Independent from Britain says Tom
DeLong took hiatus from Blink Win eighty two to feed his lifelong passion. Eight years later, as Congress holds historic hearings on UFOs, he says, this was all part of the plan. Oh, I'm I'm I'm sure, Tom DeLong. I'm sure you're like if I quit Blink Win eighty two and I come back that you know, once I quit Blink Win e two, Congress has been kind of quiet about this UFO thing, But when I come back,
they'll talk about it. Sure. Sure, they've been waiting on Tom to come back, to come back to Blink and start writing mediocre music again. This is so I got to read this part of the article hat tip to h who wasn't again the Independent from Britain and uh Sheila Flynn. So talking about how Tom knew that this was gonna happen all along, and everything that's happening right now is one hundred percent because of to the Star, he says, He says, I mean, I've known this, and my guys
know this. We really feel in our company we really changed the course of the world. We'll take there from the guy who doesn't know how to sing on key. But here's the best thing, because this tour is significant in more ways than one. The band's traveling with families in tow. Good for them. They are traveling not by warped bus but by private jet. H I mean, do you really expect the Kardashian to travel in a bus? Of course not, dude. I completely forgot that Barker was married to Chloe
Kardashian, If I'm being honest with you, Travis Kardashian. So Tom DeLong is saying he's right, of course he is. I don't know if there's aliens on other planets, why would we assum that we're the only people in the hemisphere stratosphere, hemisphere, which one is it galaxy, sphere, hemisphere? Who cares? But are they moving in next to me? Why do I care? I don't know, man, I think that it's interesting to think about stuff like this. I'm a nerd when it comes to this stuff
like I would love to travel to Mars or Venus or wherever. I'd love to do stuff like that. I'll be terrified of it, but I would love to do it. John, you pissing mowing about taking a flight from Nashville to Chicago. Now you want to go to Venus. I can't believe it's one hundred and sixty nine dollars. I can't believe it. Yeah, well, obviously you know paying. I wouldn't be paying for that flight there.
I'd be doing it too, you know. Be a hero, because we're such big influencers that we're gonna be the We're gonna be the first ones on the Titanic ship to Venus. We'll step out there just to get rid of us with time DeLong. Now, I will say this, if there are aliens, it would be nice to tap into that market before Joe Rogan does. That's true. If Rogan gets to him first, then we got no shot. Because you think in the alien world, do you think there's
birth controllers? His population just out of control. So supposedly, if we were an interplanetary species and colonize the entire galaxy, then we could potentially grow to approximately one quadrillion people. So no, do I think aliens have birth control? Absolutely not. So man, they're just overran I mean, it's just like a but it's like it's like every family's just a bunch of Catholics. Yeah, Bob boom, So what do you think it's gonna come with
this? Nothing? Nothing ever comes to this. I genuinely think this is a dog and pony show. I immediately started thinking, like, all right, they're televising this, what else is going I'm starting to become a conspiracy theorist man, because like, they're televising this, and I'm like, what else is going on in the news right now that they're hiding by having a stinking congressional hearing on aliens? Who cares? How does that affect me right
now? Well? Listen, Okay, it's obviously got to do something with politics. Yeah, so Republicans probably think that this is to cover up Hunter Biden. Yeah, but also Maga people probably think that there's like a death Star. So the Hunter Biden cocaine tax cover up is all a front for the death Star to blow up the planet. Yeah. Yeah, And they think that Biden's supporters are all stormtroopers. Can you imagine Biden in Darth Vadier
clothes, like he being the one to talk. Can you imagine thirty years from now, instead of us like arguing about illegal aliens, Greg Abbott is shipping aliens from Texas, actual aliens from Texas to New York City because they just invaded us and we got nowhere to go, throwing booviies in the river to try to keep them from swimming across. And then Maga's calling for a dome over the US to block us from the aliens coming from space. We
get no sunlight anymore, all turn into pasty white people. Could you imagine how cluttered if we built a dome over the US. Could you imagine how cluttered the ceiling would be with all the balloons and cigarettes smoke and pot smoke and everything just lingering up there at the top of the dome of the US. Nobody liked a match when you go outside, I mean, it's just all of it's gonna blow up. Hey, but we can protect ourselves from North Korea. We can't fly anywhere. I mean, like the Dome of
Hawaii would be fascinating to see. Hey, you know what if volcano erupts, everybody's screwed. Can you can you imagine though? Think about this, What if there were aliens and the first people on this planet that they came in contact with was Kim Jong un? Like, can you imagine like if that's the first human that they spawn was, like, this is how humans live. He kind of looks like an alien, That's true, he does.
They'd be like, oh, it's our uncle. He would proclaim himself king of Earth, and they would all just bow down to Kim Jongoun. Well that's what he wants. He wants that from all of us. Anyways, it is us to bow down