Well, I want to talk about our favorite congresswoman. Oh, Marjorie Taylor Green, no future Hall of Famer of the of site. Okay, miss Lauren Bobert. Yeah, who knews WWE star is not Lauren Bobert's father. What second set of DNA test reveals In a scenario straight out of Maury Povidge, Tests have proven that former w w E star Stan Lane is not the
father of Lauren Bobert. Lane recently agreed to take a second DNA test because the first one, you know, like anyway, let's Lauren bober she don't believe in science anyways, to prove that Boubert was not his spawn out of a brief affair with her mother. So he did did have an affair with her mother. There was some cheeks with the mother. Stan Lane and Bobert agreed last month to take a new DNA test after continued paternity claims by Boubert's
mother, Sean Roberts Betts. Sean Robert Spence is Laurens mom's Sean Roberts Benz is the woman who blessed us with Lauren Bobert. Bobert told The Daily Beast, I can confirm that Stan Lane is not my biological father. I personally have never publicly claimed he was my father, but certainly that allegation is out there. The second test was done after it was revealed that a lab worker who took the original Lane sample was convicted of taking a bribe to switch vials
on another test. Who knew that the dark underbelly of DNA testing could contain bribery. Bro, It's like, Bro, that's some dude who got his little honey knocked up and you don't want his wife to find out. And so he's like, hey, yeah, about five hundred bucks, and you swapped me with that other guy. And then there's some poor schmucker, probably just getting blood work, who's like, oh, congratulations, your cholesterols high
and you're gonna be a father. That's a guy that was willing to pay a bunch of money to not have to pay child support for the next day eighteen years. That's exactly what it was. Stan Lane, who's now a sixty nine. He wasn't the grade of a wrestler, by the way, I mean not when you have the tribal chief. Yeah. Met Bobert's mother in the mid nineteen eighties. They both were living in Florida at the time and working for Championship Wrestling, which is like a local They got some good
They got some good stuff now. M Lane issued a statement on the end of the testing. The situation and the numerous false claims made against me over the years has been stressful for me and my family. He said, I feel my otherwise good reputation has been tarnished considerably. Yeah. I mean, if I was accused of being the father of Lauren, fight that claim too. I feel my otherwise good reputation has been tarnished considerably. I and other
close members of my inner circle have been dragged into this as well. Bolberg agreed that things were at an end. She says she told The Daily Beast it was kind of like, yeah, this is it, Okay, hot take right there from Lauren Bolbert, who's fighting to be part of Stan Lane's inner circle, by the way, a circle, Like who who's your inner circle, dude, Bucky? Yeah, I want to know. I want
to know the crew that's rolling with this guy. Old sixty nine year old Stan Lane, who is probably in the WW for like a grand total of like a month, is trying to get shaken down by Lauren Bobert's mom, Sean Roberts Benz sounds like the name of a mass executioner. I'll say it that. So I read this because it talks about Lauren Bobert, and Lauren Bobert is great for the clicks because y'all got to get daddy Matt paid. Okay, but but are we are we shocked that Lauren Bobert does not know
who her father is? Absolutely not. Apparently she doesn't know who her husband is either or a lover um. I mean, I mean, have you seen the guy that she supposedly left her husband for? It? Like her husband wasn't He wasn't a winner by any stretch of the imagination. But this new guy has just taken it to new lows. He's like a white nationalist tried to build a church that was like Trump centered or something like that. He's gonna hold the camera for her when she starts her online modeling career.
Modeling career Dan Lane said that even though he was in the entertainment industry for thirty years, that's okay. It is his desire to step back and enjoy his retirement with his wife and what literally has left of his brain he still wished Boboard well, adding if she continues to search for her biological father, hope she finds the answer she's been looking for. Wait, so she she actually doesn't know who are about? Wow? Okay though, geez, I
no, Hey, welcome to the party, John Clark. Apparently, I thought this was her mom, like trying to get some sort of a paycheck, like some other guy had raised her and all this other stuff. I didn't know that the dad was a mystery at this point. That's wild, Dudeum. So Lane has the DNA portunity test, which concluded that he had a zero point zero chance of Pierre the biological father the mom. Since the day that Bobert has been born, she's been trying to get child support.
Geez, dude, it's funny. She Lauren Bobert's two years old when they finally met up and had their affair, and she's like, you're the father and the father. Um. Soon after Bobert was born, her mother saw a child support from Lane, who received notice that a woman had a short affair with was accusing me of fathering her child. He said in a statement to the wrestling site pwinsider dot com. That's a good site. If you
like the professional that's a good site, go check them out. Um. So I mean, always make sure the women that you're dating or chief clapp of with have a good relationship with their father. Or you two could be sitting here with your wife forty years later and there's a knock on the tour that you gotta go get take a second fraternity test. Now, is the wife of this stan Lane guy? Is? Was she his wife back when
this supposed affair took supposed? Clearly it's real. Oh it's real. I mean he's saying, you know, he's saying, I was there right right, I got in there and get some smashing. But that ain't my child? Could it be me? Um? For those who want to know who Stan Lane is, does we kind of make a more ridiculous story even? Okay? No? His his wife Maria Burnett, they married in two thou in seven, Okay, all right, Um, okay, when did he When did he actually get to the point where he had some money for a
Bobert shakedown? Let's see. Uh, he was in the WCW from nineteen eighty seven to nineteen ninety Okay, so I don't know if he's ever, he was in the Smoky Mountains Wrestling Federation. Oh wow, yeah, man, um, gotta be some money in that, all right, here we go. The Smoky Mountains Wrestling Federation would hold events in the They're out of business now in the Appalachian area, the Appalachian Mountains has had a Wrestling UM
Federation that was financed by music producer Rick Rubin. Rick Rubin finance so wrestling Federation in the Appalachians. In the Appalachians, Oh man, wow, Rick Rubin, of all people, Rick Rubin UM, the other promotion for the wrestling federation was highly thought of. It struggled to get a profitable television deal operated throughout the wrestling recession that would not end until the second half of nineteen eighty six. UM, like Rick Rubin, was actually relevant. They're Big,
They're Big. Wrestler was Boo Bradley and the Dirty White Boys. Of course, Rick Rubin's lead wrestlers would be called the Dirty White Boys. The producer for Jay Z and It's the Appalachian Mountain Wrestling variation yep.