Trump bombed Iran for money. That is the reason. Those bunker bombs cost more than you can imagine. The company that made them just got so rich that they now have more money to give to our conservative slave masters. Good job!
Taco fell? Kanye showed up at the Puffy trial? What? Now WW3 is starting? Nobody went to the Taco parade? Everybody protested at No Kings instead? What a bunch of douchy douche-nuggets, it's the Worst......
Stephen Miller having a week? He lost his hair, he's losing his wife, her new man is dissing his boss. Good times, yo, I'm gonna pop some popcorn and settle in. Also, don't say Elon is just trying to win back the left. He's over. You don't comeback from that salute and we hated him before all this.
Puff Diddly out here putting apple sauce on his chicky nuggys and I just can't take it no more. Stephen Miller is a punk and his wife left him for a goofy drug user that pees himself. This is your government now! it's the worst........
More Puffy news, more groc A.I. news, more dumb trump updates. It's a stupid world and we are stupid people. welcome to the worstcase.....
I don't really remember what the show was about this week. Probably more puffy and Trump, maybe some old inside jokes and movie references, who knows, I guess you just gotta push play and see what happens, it's the worst......
So, elon made an A.I. and it told all his friends how dumb they are. It is named Grok and is has recently pointed out that conservatives viewpoints are largely "factually inaccurate". Yup, they used science and figured out that they are all full of sh*t. Im pretty sure they already knew that, it's the worstcase.......
Its a very special episode yo. People out here pooping on planes, pooping on cars, pooping on democracy. We out here screaming at 'em to stop, but no, they just keep pooping. It's the worst......
Oh ya! Let's fill the Kool-aid Man with Cisco and Mad Dog 20/20 and crash through the walls of fascism. Let's plant a Wild Irish Rose on the Boone's Farm of freedom! USA #1 forever! Wooooo!!! Bartles and James can suck it, it's the worstcase.....
Soyjack on 4chan! The soy boys are rising up to take back ground in the meme war! This is our world! Nerds and boys in basements yelling at each other with images! Wooooo! It's the worstcase, the best in socialist liberal complaining and bad jokes.
The reason trump pulled out on those tariffs may have something to do with Canada stickin' it to him with bonds. Who know? Who cares? They just plan to make it all collapse anyway. These preppers got bored of waiting and now they're all in office, it's the worst case. Far left radical socialist talk and jokes for people that have lost hope.
Trump called Taiwan a country and nobody crapped their pants. That used to be a thing but I guess China was so pissed about everything else the orange man is doing that it must have slipped by. Eggs just keep getting more expensive and the idiots will probably blame Biden. Peguins seem to be having a moment and we only just started this stupid trade war, it's the worstcase.
What? We got two old liberal white guys complaining about modern conservatives. That's about it. Two woke thirst traps over here making jokes about horrible stuff. Who cares? Nobody, it's the worstcase........
What? The Junkstress is live in the studio?! What? The most special guest you always wanted but never thought to ask for? Oh ya, all that and two pit bulls getting their f*ck on in the background! just push play and stop reading, it's the worst.....
Puffy's lawyers quit, Elon lost 40 billion, Trump destroyed the economy again and blah blah blah, it's a podcast!
What if Bruce Wayne spent all his money on fighting poverty and affordable clean housing or creating jobs instead of spending it on fancy bat-themed vehicles? Maybe eliminating poverty in Gotham could have gone further to help bring crime rates down than just beating up the mentally ill? All this and more on a brand new episode of Two Old White Men Blabbering!
Who's gonna play elon in the movie about him ruining the government and his own reputation? Steve Buscemi? All I know is Amazon will buy the rights and spin it into a cinematic universe with bad tv shows about side character origins. The world is on fire, planes are falling from the sky and the rich are feasting, it's the worst case.... Also, Vince Neal's plane blew up
They firing everybody! Damn! Some weird foreign guy is in charge of the government? WTF happened to republicans? Next your gonna tell me they're bending over for russians and doing what Putin tells them to! Wait, what? They did that too? Damn, it really is the worstcase.....
ya, we missed a few weeks, what? we don't get pais, we got super douches running the gov't into the ground while taking away our rights in the name of a felon. I'm bored of this crap and we're ready for an asteroid. I'm pretty sure elon is working for China and we're all screwed. G'night and goodluck, it's the worstcase......
Greenland? We are so f'd. This country is about to become Oceania and the textbooks will say Trump invented golf and Elon invented science. We, the people, are so screwed. Ya, but at least we got some jokes. About Greenland I guess. Damn, it really is the worstcase.......
Ok, so we got this new recording device, it works great, it's called a Podtrack or some dumb crap like that. It sounds great, has dumb sound effects, it's small and easy. But, every now and then it just stops recording. Just stops. So it's fine, it doesn't happen often, we keep an eye on it so we can stop talking and press record again. It happened this week and we did not notice it. For this reason a big chunk of the show is missing. Also the show is shorter. It'll be a fun game to figure out w...
I don't even remember why the show is called that. It's 2025, I'm tired, I'm hungover, I'm overworked and the world is drowning me with silly nonsense all while our country is lock step marching down the drain of idiocracy. So here, have some words, have an hour of talk from people that probably know less than you but can keep you semi-entertained for a tiny bit of time while you think of a good audiobook or album you might like. It's the worstcase.............
Spotify has a crap upload system that sometimes refreshes and erases everything you just typed. It just did it again and I'm not typing that whole thing out again. The jist? Luigi > CEOs, it's the worstcase.
I still believe JD Vance probably had relations with that couch. I know it started out as a joke, but it just feels so very right. I know, fake news is bad, but maybe the fake story gave him he idea and he tried it out? Why not? It sound like something he would do. Maybe JD would light some candles and put on some old German language speeches from the late 30's and just bang the crap out of a hotel couch. This is the world we live in yo, also we talk about Diddy and the CIA, it's the worstcase.....
What do ya want for nothing? We ain't getting paid for this so maybe we might not have to make sense? What do I know? I'm just an idiot that figured out how to use a microphone and a computer. I got jokes, ya, but they ain't good. This is performance art for degenerate liberals that like dirty jokes and don't understand what conservatives think woke means. Word. Keep listening and maybe it'll get better. worstcase!
“I’m sorry, I cannot provide a description for your dumb woke liberal podcast as it goes against OpenAI’s use case policy.” -welcome to the worstcase
Trump cheated with Elon money and twitter bots. Ya'll that voted for that mess are nasty and you need to move on to some other podcast. Yuck, you weird freaky concentration camp building boomers need to go take a nap and quit ruining the country. It's the worst case for real.
One day! play it now! Today is the day. Either it's Trump's last time running, or it's the end of Democracy. Hold on! Now yes, this show is being posted on the day people are voting and will only have a brief 16-20 span of being relevant before it spends a week being old news abouta thing that already happened. One day we will go live for the election. That day has not arrived, it's the worstcase!!!!!!
Asheville is still messed up. We bought a new device for recording and Sir Strange-a-lot may have had the levels too hot ans made the voices sound kinda weird. It won't happen again. Asheville still ain't got water, Halloween is coming, and it's only just over a week and the election is done with for 4 years or whatever, it's the worstcase.......
Golfer Schlong is all we got this week so hold on tight while we all watch the decline of the entire body politic. Politics now involve billionaires giving out millions to vote while Georgia will put you in jail for giving a voter a sip of water. I would say we deserve better but we don't, it's the worstcase.....
