HIGHTLIGHT POD 30: The Woody Show June 17th 2025

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And we are into another new hour insensitivity Training for a politically correct world, Woodie, Greg, Miss Gina Grant, we got c mess, we got Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven seven, Woodie. You can set us your text check in with us over to two to nine eight seven.

And it's so busy this week. We got Juneteenth.

Yeah, yeah, so we have.

Fawn's Juneteenth Challenge, trying to earn our black card.

Juneteenth on Thursday, Federal holiday.

It's also uh, Pride and Month that continues, so blacks and queers.

You know what I'm saying.

It's like you're busy money, you know, America. Yet there's just so much, so much to do in our calendar.

Now with Pride Month, we've been doing things that last last year was what top versail rabbitus bottoms right, And for this week for Pride Month, Greg who always has a list of questions when he and his friends get together whatever and compile them and yeah or as Greg thinks of them or whatever, he just holds off until we do this segment. It's called Queries for the HEATEROS so kind of like Questions for the Fellas, where the ladies on the show get to ask the guys in

And I wrote something down. This wasn't too recently, but it was a while back where Menace said that you would never frost your tips again. Remember how you used to Menace used to yes, and you said you'd never do that again because quote the crap we might give you. So the question from the forum was, have you, as a straight guy, ever not done something because society might think it's gay?

Good? I do a lot of gay things, Greg, So I think I might be the.

Wrong person, asked right, and he buys Arion and Grande's face missed.

Yeah, true.

And have a man purse, yeah, which I support.

I think as a younger dude, maybe you thought about it more. Yeah, I own a pukahell necklace. I would I.

Never really ever wanted to get an earring, but that would certainly would have entered my mind.

Okay, yea perfect example.

Okay, so I did get my ear started with getting an ear pierced, but you had to make sure you did the right one, the correct one.

Which always seems to change right left.

Ear yeah, exactly right.

You had to do the correct one otherwise that was supposed to be like like an upside on pineapple says that you're a swinger. Like if you had the one earring but it was in the wrong ear, that meant that you wrong. But on a certain year, the men you were gay.

I just watched a video about this yesterday called the Gay Ear.

It was about how this came to be.

And it used to just be gay men saying like whatever they're into, if it's on the left ear the right ear. But then everyone adopted it, you know, everybody wanted their ear peers, and then it became the gay year.

So which one was the official gaze?

The right ear apparently because I remember like there was certain athletes that had the one earring, like the little the dangly crosson. Barry Bonds had the.

George Michael dangle cross.

Jordan Yeah, wow, yeah, they had like the little dangle cross thing the pirate. But then but then this is where they got you, because after a while, if you didn't have the other one pierced as well, if you only had one ear, whether it was the left or the right, then that was gay.

But yeah, t was the thing correct, correct, right one, no matter what? Okay, yeah, yeah, it just kind of.

Switched like I never wanted to buy. I never gay things.

Well, I mean even umbrellas. I've just yeah, you won't use an umbrella. Yeah, but that's just out of like what do I do with the umbrella once I have it inside? Like where am I going to put that?

Put it?

Like anywhere?

That's right?

Yeah, the umbrella, pedestal, your umbrella bucket and the f A. I did watch something recently. They were oh it was MythBusters and they were doing the whole thing. Uh, whether you should walk or run when it's raining out? What gets you less wet? Walking gets you less wet. Yeah, there's a downpour and a downpour counterintuitive. Yeah, the aerodynamics

It's kind of just a reflex to run.

Yeah.

I do think guys.

Who run when it's raining, I question their manliness. Not gay in this, but mainly.

Because you know what they're worried about their hair. They're probably running to the mouth part of their boyfriend. Yeah. Oh that's what it is. Yeah, that's what it is.

They're running to or I don't like, I never wanted a whole hands with the other guy. It's I guess I'm so hetero it doesn't even cross my mind.

It's a good question. Just go Greg Gorey and his queries for the heteros. Now, I wonder if anybody else has ever noticed this.

I have. I'm not saying all straight guys do this. I'm not even saying most straight guys do this. I don't think anybody in this room does this. But I've noticed this that straight guys. Only straight guys, will purposely casually lift their shirts up to kind of maybe they have a fake itch, or maybe they're just kind of, you know, relaxing, and they just kind of lifting. Why.

Yeah, because they'll lift up their shirt halfway up their chest.

You don't, you don't, really, You could just scratch yourself over your T shirt.

But they'll lift up their shirt.

Will kind of scratch skin. Are you trying to show off your abs? Only straight guys do that.

In this particular case over here, Greg, certainly not.

I'm not trying to lift my shirt for any reason whatsoever.

But it's more for like check out this view.

Yeah, what is that.

It's the same way that people tuck the little part of their shirt behind, like the belt buckle, you know, because they're trying to show the belt off. Yeah, there's a purpose behind it, right, It's not because the rest of the shirt's not tucked in, it's just that one little part behind the the belt buckle. So yes, I would say the same type of thing would apply, like, yeah, you're doing that just so I no know, Hey is this shirt to I don't.

Think guys are even thinking about Guys are only straight dude.

Guys.

I immediately flashed to my friend's dad, who was a big fat guy. And it's just being a slob because like it says, you want to get your fingernails in there, Yeah you want to.

Can't you reach up and still have your shirt kind of down?

I know.

Greg's performative, Yes.

Very formative. You know that you don't have that much of an I think it's turning you on, Greg about it.

Certain people who are not they're just trying to show off. They're just trying to show off their their their abs or their think as fat guys.

That's what we think they're doing. But they just happen to have ABSA don't think. I don't think fat guys, we don't scratch like that.

Well amount of one thinking about your body, like they're not thinking about theirs. They don't have any game up, so they just don't think.

About I think if they have abs, they are thinking about their body exactly.

I think. I think Gina knows what I'm saying.

There's a reason if we guys run with their shirts off when they there's no reason they have to, you know.

Yeah, because you think that would do that because are more test with bodies. But they'll wear like a crop top or whatever, you know, something like that.

But I have to fake it.

Great guys having to like stretch exaggerated stretches just to show off their bellies.

And by the way, uh, the imitation to pose a question is open to any of our homosexual friends who listened to the wood Is Show. You can feel free to text over your question over to two to ninety seven for Pride Month queries for the heateros and we're gonna take a quick break and then Gregy he's got some more questions plenty. All right, so plenty more questions. You can help us out if you have thoughts on any of the things that are already brought up. You can also text over. You can call in.

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The reminder, what do you show? Prom? Coming up on Saturday?

So excited thoughts on the prom?

Nervous?

If there's going to be dancing on a dancing you want slow dance?

Slow dance?

Yes, because that's just what we call hug and rock.

I've never done two dresses. I've never I'm gonna bring too, just in case one doesn't van. It's been a bingeee week.

Oh but no other questions, no other thoughts. Uh no, let's just party and hang out.

Yeah, I'm just helping. My dress fits so well because I'm borrowing it from a friend.

I'm going to get it today and now I need to try and if it doesn't fit, I'm going to be like in crunch time shopping.

For why wouldn't it fit?

It's probably too big. It's probably not too big. I don't think I think it'll fit. But it's going to be long because she's tall, and so I'll need to get this like like a hem kind of tape because I can't actually alter it to myself, and just you know.

Hope, hope for the best. Yeah, it's gonna be.

You can go to downtown Disney and get like a little mermaid dress.

Yeah, go to the lippity boppy boutique.

Yes you're done dress?

Yes, all right, all right, And now that I have a solid plan, I'm feeling much better.

Well, yeah, the problem is on Saturday, and you don't have to dress up anything special.

No, we're literally whatever you want.

There's no dress code. We're just dressing up because it's you know, we're dumb.

Yeah, yeah, we want to do We just decided that we were gonna do it. Now you're free to do that.

I'm thinking, I'm thinking there will be enough people who are dressed nicely as if it's like a legit.

Prom Yeah, it will be my first ever problem. No, never wants to problem.

Come support, what do you first problem?

It's this Saturday seven to eleven pm and Marongo Casino Resort and Spa. The Spasmatics will be performing. DJ Scotti, Fox will be spinning. We'll have some uh some giveaways. You just gotta be twenty one or older. Otherwise it is free. And again I wouldn't worry about capacity, which is that we are in this massive ballroom at Marongo. We do all of our events in that same ballroom. But this is the first time in a long time

The Woody Show. It's Pride month.

Greg is asking some questions of us, the heteroes, the hardcore heteroes.

Yeah, queries for the heteroes.

Next on the list is why do straight guys make so much fun of slash belittle skincare?

Why do you equate skincare with gain end? Because it is.

A female dominated and centric activity, right, But why because they are.

Obsessed with their appearance. We're the only ones with skin. I'm obsessed with us.

What about people who spend all day in the gym? Are they not obsessed with their appearance?

I mean in a way, yes, but good one. But that's a different angle on it. I was gonna say, I don't know, like a guy's skin is supposed to be rough and tough.

And also that yeah, it's funny. We were shooting that movie on an actual, real horse farm last last summer, and one of the actual cowboys there saw one of the camera guys just putting on sunscreen.

He's all right, because it's unmanly to put on sunscreen exactly.

That kind of reiterates the question why is it unmanly or un.

Have you ever shook a guy's hand that's very soft? Producer, We used to have and what I mean.

Like, my hands are pretty soft, but I got city hands because they were worked today in my life.

You're taking it out the head.

It has to do with softness and caring about being pretty.

You know.

That's that's what whereas real men don't care that they're rugging and hard. Look, I'm all about skincare. I love it, but I say that, yeah, I mean perceived as to be a man, strong man. You don't have soft skin, but you don't care about your skin.

I think most guys never think about it. It's not part of your regular routine. You just don't think about it. I never thought about it.

You know.

I don't like the smell of lotion to begin with, so then I'm just avoided lotion. Yeah, and we're certainly not buying. Guys just don't buy like a bunch of different products to put on their face. And first I do this scrub and then I do this other thing.

Well, this sun and.

I'll back from a science standpoint of that stuff even works, but beyond that, yeah, it's it's your women are sold on that whole industry.

I don't disagree with any of that. And I'm with you, Woodie. It smells. I find it greasy. And they say, oh, this one doesn't smell in it. Yeah, this one, yeah, yeah it is, And yeah it does, but it's unscented. It's usually in the winter time, my hands get so dry that they crack and bleed and I have to put it on. And I don't think like, oh this is unmanly, It's just oh, I'm soon. That's different.

I'm thinking of you have skinned when when you say so damn drop, when you say skincare, I'm thinking about like what my wife does before she goes to bed. It takes her ten minutes to go through the routine of she puts the other thing in that keeps her hair out of her face, then she puts something on

But every guy I know who's ever been like, oh, like like, give me a head of that and I'll put it on and I'll be like, oh damn.

It feels amazing. It really does.

Because I was never into it either, and then once I started, I was like, oh my gosh, my face has never felt so great.

In it's life.

We're also the same people who use the same exact stuff to wash our hair that we do to wash our face and our balls.

It all works just fine.

It all works fine, like dry eggs and a skin.

May I shout out my favorite cream? Oh? Yes, yeah, it's the first a beauty ultra repair cream. Dude. It feels life changing when you put it on. Oh I've used it and it's amazing.

And they used to have the best shampoo.

They have great products all around.

I really would highly rit my tip, homo, first look into it.

You know, the only time I put lunch on my face is after I and I bought this one, and I can't for the life And you remember what it's called and they promised it wouldn't be greasy, and sure enough it's greasy.

Well, when you guys say feels amazing, is you just feel like cool or fresh?

Like?

Yeah, it feels well, that's just because they put like aromatic oils in it.

Your skin feels soft.

I don't know, it feels good.

It's nice.

Try some Yeah, try it, you might like it.

But soa booze, but I don't want those, you know, Yeah.

This one I like. So the question is do you like having gay friends? And there before you answer it, the argument is you should because they're not competing for women. Women tend to like gay men, so that would attract more women to the group, and then that means less competition. So the question is true, do you like having gay friends?

Good question, because I mentioned this before. I have one of the best places to go pick up chicks is gay bars. Yes, for sure, you know which people don't like. But guess what, Yeah, it's shooting fish in a barrel exactly.

So when you're at the gay bar, do you have to overcompensate a beer?

Like?

Okay, we get it, you're straight. You just have to be regular. Yeah, trust me, people know they Yeah, you stand out as a straight guy in a gay bar. Sure, shout out to the cafe in San Francisco. But the having a gay guys as friends, I think it's super fun. I never thought about it, like.

I was gonna say trick question.

I don't think about it. I haven't thought it because I'm not.

Yeah, I've never liked I've never used gay friends to get chicks right, like in what team best is talking about like going to the the gay bars and whatever. Now I've been out with my gay friends. I think I told you about that one club that we went to in New York City. Speed of getting your ears pierced, that's uh, because I got a second piercing and in my ears. At that night when we went out, we

You guys know Adam too. Of course, here's the thing.

I think gay guys don't seek us out as friends because we're not interested in the same social activities you know, in certain ways.

That's also going out with your gay friends is way better than going out with your straight friends because you never have to worry about your gay friends at the end of the night, because they are going to go probably hook up with somebody and go off like your straight guy friends. If you're with a couple of them, they're not hooking up with anybody. And then you're just gonna have to dish them and leave them alone and feel bad or host them. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm not gonna have to try to protect my gay friend from Yeah, no, you can't.

He doesn't want to protect.

As a side note, the same way that you find it obnoxious that, uh, straight dudes, hetero dudes feel the need to show and whatever hell hetero they are, it's just as annoying when gay dudes feel the need to show and prove all the time how gay they are. Like, we get it, right, we get it. Like everything goes back to that. Oh I've agreed with that my whole life. Yeah, I know, you do. Mega annoyed, I know. But just you know, a little little side note to the conversation.

Cat what does that mean?

Like, you know, gossiping small like Caddie, you talk.

About home improvement and stuff like that. We talk about all that and music. Yeah, I talk about like what countertop you want in the kitchen?

It's the best.

I give me one more question here, Greg, it's Pride Month queries for the heateros.

It's completely fine if the answer is no, but four dads in this room that would only be woody. Would you be comfortable if your son.

Told you he was gay? Yeah? I thought about it, have you?

Yeah?

Because I have other other friends who their kids, even if it ended up being an experimental face that they didn't take it so well. And I try to put myself in that situation, like how would I react? I mean, what do I care?

Yeah, I just don't know. I just don't really understand how.

And maybe because I've had so many gay people in my life friends, you know, my lesbian sister, my half brother, he's gay. I don't know how I missed the gay.

Like how do you.

Like?

Gillis joke almost got me no, But so, like, you know, that's a good question.

Because like anymore, like in this day and age, I mean, I'm sure there's people out there, but it's like does anybody care?

I would be the people that I really want to. I would be the family name out there. Yeah.

No, I would be annoyed by it if he ended up or she ended up being one of those like we're just talking about, like I can only go to the baseball game on gay night, Like we get it. You can only take a gay cruise, right, got to go to Fire Island for like, oh, that would be annoying. But if it's like, Okay, they are there, they are just them. Yeah, they are who they are, but they are gay, I don't what.

Do I care?

But he's bringing home a nice boy.

Fine, great. Yeah.

In fact, that's been kind of a dream. Is like maybe my daughter would be a lesbian. Oh yeah, I don't think it's that way because she she definitely has interest in boys.

So she's all about Benson Boone.

That's right, loves Benson Boone, gossips with her little friends at school about who's got a crush on who, and you know, boy stuff.

And she's super into softball.

No, okay, no, she likes horses and animals and you.

Know, damn it, she's not a lesbian.

Skincare all these old twelve and thirteen year old girls are in the skin.

I wish I was thirteen. I wouldn't have these problems.

No flannel, no softball, doesn't want a motorcycle. You know, she did like Jojo Sue, but then she flipped back. Yeah. That was also like when she was super little. Had no idea about Yeah, it was just about the bows everyone. Yeah. Yeah, well Greg, hope answered some of your questions.

Some answers. Still wondering about the lifting up of the shirt.

Thank you don't get it.

That's a douchebro thing.

That could be like a jersey short thing.

Yeah, but like no one has abs anymore, So who are you showing up everyone's fat?

Yeah? All right, well, thank you Greg. We're gonna take a quick break.

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What do you show his next?

Hang on, I think what you're talking about that sensation.

I don't think the diaper makes it so that you want to pee. I think it. I think there may be some kind of effect.

Where you know you've gone and I can feel the warmth kind of like headed down toward my pestles.

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