HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show June 26th 2025

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The Woody Show and we are into another new hour in sensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's a pre Friday rip. Oh yeah, it's Thursday morning. It's June the twenty sixth, twenty twenty five.

I'm whatddy. That's Greg Gory. Hey, we got menace?

What is up?

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Is Gina grad Right, Sammy's here, Many Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can send us a text over to two to nine eight seven and Sea Bass is here and he's gonna tell us what's happening this week in audio.

Well, we got some uh, just pranking to start the segment off here. You know I love a good just pranking. Yeah, this is we call it just prankin because guys do terrible prank are terrible things in public and then say, oh, I was just pranking, and I hoping that gets them off. Well, this guy is now because I really like it. Yeah, this guy is now being sued for his prank. Okay, this is a guy who went up to an in and Out Burger restaurant and now they were closed on Easter.

No, you gotta stop this order need I need to meet just one second?

Man? Was the cockroach dead or alive?

I hate it, bro, I hate it.

That's my stomach.

I'll refund you man. Relaxed, bro, we've all aten the cockroach before. It's chill.

That was.

Wait, that is such bad act bad. Yeah, And that's to me as someone who does a lot of things out in public. I'm like, do I sound like that? Oh God, I hope not. Bro. I need free in and out for a year. Hook you up, just Frank.

And there were some dudes who looked way too old to be doing this kind of stuff where they had a like a remote control car and they drove it up onto a golf course where these golfers had just

Dude, Bro and the guy they came in.

Yeah, like what, like, what do you expect when you start messing with people? It's not the end of the world? Still mess it? Is it important stuff? It's golf? No, it's important, But like when you mess with people, he didn't beat you with the clay, he smashed the the RC car.

If you are going to go into this arena. You have to be willing to take the consequences. And because like people will point out, hey, Johnny Knoxville jackass, they had a bit where all they did was hide in the bushes outside golf courses and blow air horns and giggles around the room.

But here's the thing, if you are the one being pranked with these type of people, do not react at all at anything. Just be dead pain because that's what they want. They want to reaction.

And the In and Out video, this in and Out prankster, he didn't really piss off any of the passengers. He did piss off in and Out thoughsuing him. I don't have any diamond damages yet. But basically, when you pretend to be the employee of the store and then defame and say, hey, we have a dirty place, that's actual damage to the.

Reputation ever since that happened, man, I mean in an ounce or ghost.

Towns, hold on a minute, recover this week the dude complain about the cockroach. He was real plan. Okay, so those guys were both so you couldn't tell that. I'm just clarifying what was that this weekend audio? Hey, guys, liver king went to jail. Yeah that he looks like crap.

I'm just gonna wait.

Oh, I say, okay, So yeah, he says.

He posted a series of videos repeatedly suggesting he wanted to fight Joe Rogan, though he never named him directly. Instead, he referred to quote someone who rhymes with Rogan. Cops took it seriously after he started traveling to Austin and ranting about quote gifts for Rogan's comedy Mothership Club, which he said was not a bomb but a quote present.

Ye have to say, not a bomb. That's a bad sign.

Joe Rogan had no prior contact with his dude, Liverking dude already making new videos showing an ankle monitor and claimed restraining order prevents him from coming within two hundred yards of Joe Rogan.

Let's see. That's the thing is that he was arrested after that video. He has been released. He now has to do some kind of mental health care evaluation. Go on to his Instagram right this second, and just a few hours ago, he's posting new videos where he's ranting and ravings.

Yeah.

Yeah, he claims he got ripped thanks to his primal lifestyle and raw meat diet. He hates Joe Rogan because Rogan called him out and was correct. That was actually the eleven thousand dollars a month he was spending on steroids in HGH. They got him ripped.

So yeah, I mean, if you want to watch a man go through a mental break in real time, check out Liver King on Instagram. And but yeah, you know, Joe Rogan has like Navy seals famously guarding him, and he doesn't make this craps. He lightly, yeah, that doesn't, but doesn't worry about it either. Well, yeah, exactly. He's like, yeah, I take care of this guy this weekend audio wood he I've got tazing video or tasing audio. Love it now,

Corey Kent is currently on John Parties Honky Tonk Hollywood Tour. Okay, this is just like Corey Tent and Cassie Ashton.

You know who that is? Looks like a guy you'd like.

Okay, And Corey says that before each of the shows, some of the crew get together and they play spin the bottle and instead of a kiss, the loser gets tasted.

My god, so probably means stunt guns.

He says he has been in the chest at least six times on the tour so far, and no one has invited so far John Party to partake in this whole thing. But they say they're gonna ask him, and they just say it's this Taser roulette is just something they do about thirty seconds before they go on stage, and they think it gives the fans a better concert because they say it's so exhilarating.

So I thought, like you know sometimes because we get.

In and you know, it's really early, it's super dark and early in the morning, and maybe we need to wake up a little bit, and the coffee is just like kind of not doing its job much anymore.

We become immune to it. So maybe we just like somebody gets tased at the beginning of every show. That's cool.

Yeah, that's what they're doing on the honky Tonk Hollywood Tour. Yeah, we're gonna take a break. More Woodie Show and the Weekend Audio coming up next.

Hang, I'm like, I've developed this new thing in my head that if I go to the same place every day, the employees at that place, we're gonna go, oh God, he's here again.

You're so tortured, man, I am.

Right back into it. Steve has some more of the week in audio. One more from the Law in Crime Division. This is a Jefferson County, Texas that's a Gulf area and Judge Raquel West she has a a person, a defendant coming up to her in court and he is not dressed properly for court, according to her. Let's see if you guys agree.

Sammy Morris, what makes you think that was a good shirt?

To wear to court this morning. That's all you can find. That's all the only shirt you had in your closet. World's best farder.

Court.

You need to dress appropriately to fell any court, and that's not appropriate. World's best farther Ayeah, he's well, I don't know what his felling it is, but he's he's in for some kind of hearing and it's yeah, T shirt and ripped Jean's world's best not far farther, but farther farther. That's so funny. There was a T shirt that somebody posted online.

It's pretty funny and says employee of the Month at the d sucking Factory three months in a row.

Yeah, I see this too much around court? Is that like pajama pants? Oh?

Ye?

Bonnets? We all know why you're there.

Oh dude, I was just talking to a friend of mine. She used to be the sales manager at the radio station I used to work for. Now, she's like the big mucky mug. She's what they call a market president. She runs a group of radio stations in a pretty big city. And she went out to the largest network of car dealers in that particular area, and it was a big pitch meeting because they spent These car dealers spent a lot of money, right, and so they were going to a big pitch MEETIA ask for a lot

Stuff all together.

We're just talking about, like, you know how it's really hard to find anybody who's professional or people have any sense of what's appropriate and not appropriate for a moment. I'm like the you know, uh employee the month of the D Sucking Factory shirts our world's best fart.

Shirt, but not to court as much as the next guy.

Yeah, but I would know not to wear that the court about playing Can I wear my my D sucking shirt?

Right? Yeah?

Yeah?

Or hey, you know what, we're going to Disney today, let's wear this.

There was some girl.

It was a quote influence or whatever that but she got, she got. She was asked, not kicked out of Disney, but said, hey, you can't wear a sports brat and skin tight leggings and she, oh my God, made all kinds of posts. It's in the news. Okay, I don't need.

To see your your nips on, yeah, yeah, exactly, your tea cups on the tea.

This week in audio, this is a quest from Greg Gory. It's from a band, Oh God, the Mantra of the Cosmos. Now you may have heard of Mantra of the Cosmos because it features Zach Starkey, who is the son of Ringos star and he's teamed up now a special edition with Sean Lennon, son of John Lennon, and James McCartney, son of Paul McCartney. These three Beatles boys have got a new song called rip Off here it is so wait, is that like a mastered version or is something this record?

Oh yeah, the problem is not mixed, so you could tell raw raw talent is there.

Oh yeah, just because it's innate.

Because you're the child of one of the four gods of music, I understand.

Why is that bad? So what do you mean why did you hear it? Well, it's not a finished while I put it out then yeah.

But okay, so it's not finished. But there's when when when you hear somebody's got legit musical talent, like the music's strong and the vocals are still really good, Like maybe it's you know, the vocals are a little too hot over the music, or the music a little too out of the vocals.

Did you hear the vocals like you hear everything?

I have a problem.

It just sounds like a bunch of like middle school kids that got together and like, oh.

Here we're gonna record some I was looking at And you have every resource available to you because you're the kids of these legends, of these billion.

And I hate to be a body shamer, but James McCartney, you could tell he's Paul McCartney's son. But he looks like he's crossed with that Lewis Capaldi. Guy, Oh, he was unfortunate about Yeah, pounds too much. They are interchangeable. I just looked him up in the face like the eyes and nose. Yeah, but otherwise unfortunate this week and audio speaking of unfortunate, man, what is Will Smith doing?

I don't know, dude, Like so Will Smith, and he's trying to make another company, Yeah that it was going to put out music.

It's got a new song called I Like Pretty Girls. And it was interesting, he went. He tried to make it like go like, you know, spontaneously viral. He showed up in London with I guess rita Aura Yeah, and then he sang along to his rap song, his new rap song. He wants it to be the song of the summer again. By the way, Will Smith is like fifty six years old at this point, and here he is hyping up the crowd of to this new tune. I like pretty Girls, Okay girls, I like pretty Girl.

Oh my god.

Why I'll take mantra of the cosmos all day. That yelling.

Ladies and gentlemen, all right now.

You all live? Rap is terrible, Yes, but that's extra terrible. It sounds creepy as an old man talking about Yeah, and you like pretty girl? Explain Jada. Then the human butt plug is you know, she has Alopecia Woodie and and and arresting bitch Face too. It is a rotten personality. It's all ugly, it's rouse, but he's out here trying guys. This Weekend Audio, we got a new singer. This is

A couple of years ago that was involved in a scandal and I was labeled as the most hated man.

In America by New York Times.

I mean it was really, really rough, and I was in a very very dark place. I felt as though I had nothing in my life and this band was the only thing that kept me going.

Okay, so I know the name thanks, I know there was a scandal. That's where the knowledge ends could not tell you right, I could not tell you. Is he an actor?

He's from reality? Why does anybody care about this person a waiter or a bartender?

Then?

Yeah, no, he is a bar owner. Thank you. He started as a bartender. You're not wrong, thank you.

Okay, he's currently he's on a g T because he has a band, which I guess is like a bar band party band.

Yeah, it's a cover ban the most extras. And here he is doing a take on me.

Okay, I was going to hit that note and say in a day.

Or two, okay, pretty good? All right, he's already all the Beatles kids. Yeah.

After I saw this clip, I'm like, oh, we should reach out for show party.

I mean that is that bar band sort of party man, it's all like awful, it's all good covers. Yeah.

I doesn't want to be involved with anybody from any of those kinds of shows.

But Tom Sandal and what aren't you getting It's I'm sure he's going to do a Bravo after party. He's currently, well, he's not.

He's got some September dates for a various bars and grills set up in the Pennsylvania, Maryland area.

Hell yeah, you made it. And just In time.

Let's wrap up this week in audio. Got Eddie, what do you show? Original game? If you hear this on any other station, they are copying us. What's that sound? What's that sound? Trademark? Trademark copyrights. That's right, we were the first show ever to do it. Ever, this is from a menace, so he knows the answer. But the rest of the rest of the room, what's this sound? What is this sound? All right, let's get rid of the music here at some game. Really concentrate. All right,

After getting up from tying his shoe. It's a good guess me getting up out of the chair, air.

On shoes, cay porn is on the table, It's possible. Yeah, what is that? Sounds like driving or someone pushing out a poop, a guy trying gross food. Man, as you want to tell them, that would be a French bulldog. Okay, they got was a beast. This is from like a groomer, a groomers, dude, They got the French bull dog in the little like grooming. Yeah, it's waiting to get its shampoo or whatever.

And the groomers paying attention to another dog, which French bulldogs hate because it's all about them, and the dog is trying to get the groomers attention and that's what it's doing.

That sounds like a healthier thing, right, Yeah, that's insane. Wow, it's real this week and audio speaking of dogs and the summer. This is from inside edition. Are very good friends there or a woman saw or sorry seen a dog, seen it in a very hot car, and that went to help. But there was a twist.

A woman sees something in the parking lot on a blazing hot day. Okay, there's a dog inside that pickup truck.

The dog was up clearly at that point and distressed, panting really heavily.

Suzanne called nine to one one, but she says she couldn't wait for police to arrive. She went to open the door of the pickup truck, and to her surprise, it was unlocked. Suzanne gave the dog water from her water bottle. Ten minutes later, an officer showed up, What right you think you had to open someone's door.

I really told you, I don't think that I had it right.

But all I said was that if there's a dog and a ninety degree on a ninety degree day, lapped in the car, panting, I'm going to give it water.

You have no right to do this.

Okay.

It turns out under North Carolina state law, only first responders are allowed to enter her car if.

They can't locate the owner. What Yeah, I thought you were allowed to bash the one's windows. Nice apparently by state. Yeah, it's different. It would take forever to get someone there in time. Well, she said that because the cop showed up because she had called. But she apparently thought it was taking too long, and that's why she opened just opened the door, didn't bash anything in did It's the only thing the dog water. They better not have given

Good.

However, to get the dressing down, it was surprising.

Yeah, the demeanor towards her is like hey, shit has been like, hey man, you're actually not.

Thought. She admitted, I don't think I have the right, but I did it didn't ask geese. That being said, I'm sure there are cases where somebody because especially with electric cars, there's dog modes especially Yeah, you know, elon Musk is designed to help save our little dog goes where the dogs in the car and the AC's on, and I love when they put those signs in the window, like don't disturb my dog. He's chilling with the air conditioner,

But you know how that's still can't believe that's a dog. I know, I'm still thinking about that. It's a dog that's talk about it's like a possessive demon fire.

Definitely sound like that after like a wild night, like hanging over, more shows.

Next, hang Up, coming up next on the Woody Show.

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I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something like

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